Episode 17 - Is Dan Hallucinating Bugs? Maybe, But He Definitely Licked His Cat.

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M welcome in again to the Treehouse
along with Trey Trenholme and Alfie coy On.

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Daniel Malley. Now, I'm trying
to suppress my excitement just a little

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bit, but it's kind of hard
because I've discovered something that is borderline miraculous.

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It's not exactly going to change,
you know. I'm not going to

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get a Nobel Prize for it or
anything like that. It is certainly not

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going to make me a millionaire.
God I wish it would, But I

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have discovered something that is extremely,
extremely beneficial. If you ever have really

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bad bug bites. Oh, I
thought you were gonna say you finally installed

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a biday. Now, then I
would not have tried to suppress my excitement.

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I just wouldn't have been like,
guess what, man, Biddays are

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wonderful. I wish they were everywhere
so nice walking away after a poop and

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feeling fresh and clean. See.
I think it's better that biddays are not

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made available to the public, at
least not in the States, because because

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then people would misuse them and then
there would be water in bathroom floors everywhere.

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That is true. You do have
to be responsible as a Biday operator

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because you can just turn it on
and then just spray water everywhere on the

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floor, and as we all know, some prick will do that. But

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in other countries where bidays are common, like let's just stay with the stereotype,

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like in Japan where they have all
the really cool bi days, do

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they have the days? And do
they have bid days in public bathrooms or

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do they also not trust their public? I don't know. I think they

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probably would. It seems like it's
uniquely American thing. It seems like,

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you know, like eating tide pods, because you know, if there were

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public there would be some kid who
drowns himself somehow and with a biday.

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H stupid kids? Or do you
do you have a biday in solive to

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help your your bug bites? No? No, the bug bites in the

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bidday? Uh, completely not related
whatsoever. With the lead up you gave

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it, I thought you were talking
about masturbation, I was like, wow,

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you just discovered that. Are you
talking about masturbating with a bidday?

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You just you gave it such a
lead up of you know, like life

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changing. But it won't make me
millions, but it's great, And I'm

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like, man, how I felt
discovered masturbation. Godsha, not for a

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second there you were saying that you
that you were going to challenge me and

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say, no, you've already trademarked
it is that a pun? Dan,

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Did you just try and pun Trey's
name to trade mark? Actually, no,

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that's that's all you. That's because
you have not guard up. No,

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you have your guard up against the
puns or the word play. Sorry,

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I know what to expect from you. Pardon me if if if I

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am a little antsy, no pun
with the bug bites, a little antsy

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that you might throw out puns,
I still might I still I look,

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look, Alfie, I'll be honest
with you. I live to disappoint you.

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I know. No the uh,
I'm sure. I'm sure you guys

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have experienced awful bug bites like I'm
talking about something, you know, I

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don't mean necessarily painful, but just
crazy itchy, whether it's an ant bite

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like you mentioned, Alfie with aunts
um serviously, there are. Up until

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recently, I thought I thought chigger
bites were among the absolute worst because they

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itched so bad, and also because
a lot of times when you get those

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chigger bites, they usually end up
in really sensitive areas and it looks really

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bad if you're walking around someplace,
like if you're Alfhae at the mall and

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you're constantly scratching your groin and telling
people it's chiggers. How do bugs be

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getting you in your crotch? Well, if you're rolling around in the grass,

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I mean, that's what happens y'all. Y'all are rolling around bare ass

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naked in the grass. Not in
a really long time. But how do

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they get all up in your crotch? Though? Is what I'm saying.

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If you sit in the grass,
you see. This is why I don't

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do outside. This is nope,
nope, well wait wait wait wait,

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because I before, before you go
off on some sort of outside tangent tray,

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are you, are you familiar with
Alfie's aversion to outdoors. Not really,

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It's mostly based in reality, like
uh, like he's he's, he's

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I've you know, Terry and I, before we moved, we would invite

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Alphie, you know, to go
camping and be like, no, I'm

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not doing that because you know,
wild animals and things. Yeah exist.

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Again, not to take it back
to the days, but indoor plumbing exists.

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Why would I go somewhere where there's
not a place to poop, you

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can let alone a place to poop
with air conditioning. And and Trey's kind

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of cut from that same cloth.
Alfie like, I've we've invited Tray out

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to go camping before, and he's
like, is there air conditioning? No?

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Well then I'm not going. All
right, I'm fine, and I

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don't blame you for it, um, But we've still, you know,

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going outside in Texas, eventually you're
going to run a foul of some type

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of you know, insect bike typically
mosquitoes, right, and those those bikes

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really, you know, typically aren't
that bad. But where we live now,

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on an island in the Caribbean,
twenty two hundred miles away from Texas,

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there's there there are additional insects to
be wary of. And specifically they're

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called noseums. What they look like
little like super tiny mosquitoes, and they

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have absolutely, by far, if
there is a scale of itchiness from from

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a bug bite, they got to
be at the top. I can't think

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of anything that's ever bitten me that
was was itchier than a noseum bite.

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A noseum, yes, as in
you can't see it yes, did you

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just make this crap up right now? No, it's real. Really,

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this sounds like this sounds like a
stupid plot device in in Avatar. What

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was it? Unobtainium. It sounds
like one of those things. Oh it's

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a spooky mist gold bug you cannot
see. But you're right, I remember

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maybe that. I think that's part
of the reason I never finished Avatar once

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they said we we have to find
more unobtainium. Like, really, that's

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the name you came up with for
for the substance that centers around the whole

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plot. Oh god, this is
not what y'all got. That's what y'all

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got hung up with an Avatar.
I never heard of it. I never

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watched the movie. Like I heard
the plot and I read that that they're

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mining for unobtainium, and I was
like, you know what, I'll just

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go watch Terminator two again and remember
remember James Cameron the way I want to

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when his best dialogue written for film
was I'll be back. Yeah, exactly.

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That hits the spot. It it's
perfect in its simplicity. But you

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know, unobtainium in the writing.
That's what happens when you focus all your

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money and all your efforts on the
visuals. You just let the writing go

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to the wayside. Anyway, Sorry, this fake bug that you're talking about,

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it's not a fake bug. No
cems are real. Look, Tray,

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you were here not that long ago, did I forget? Did you

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get some no sem bites? No, you never even met you even never

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mentioned anything like that, because he's
sand fleas. But the only thing like

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sand fleas, it's the same thing. It's the same bug, sand fleas.

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No sms uh, like you know, nat to the beach nats or

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whatever they're called. But bugs are
they? Are they? Please? Are

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they nats? Are they mosquitos?
NAT's an unusual side. Well they are.

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They're just really really tiny, so
it makes it hard to see them.

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Can you see them or not?
How do you know that you're getting

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bit? Occasionally you might feel it, but you really don't know for a

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day or two that you got bit
by a no sum based on the wealth

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that comes up and the extreme level
of itchiness. You know, cannot oversell

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this enough how itchy these bites are? Dan, I believe you're now no

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cms or deafly a real thing.
Will you point out on this doll where

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the no SEMs hurt you. Wow, yes, I will ankles, feet

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toes and behind my knees. This
sounds like you have a rash, Dan,

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and you see a dermatologist. It's
not a rash. Trust me.

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This is okay. If it's a
bug that you don't see and you cannot

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like do you have eggs ema or
something like that, and you just blame

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it on this mystical, mythical bug, you know it's real. Google it,

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it's a real bug, and you
like look up no SEMs and then

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you can, you know, see
like the bites that they leave, and

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it takes like two weeks for the
bites to finally go away. It's terrible

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when when when Tara's dad was here
visiting, Uh, he didn't spray any

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bugs bray and he got them all
up and down his back and he was

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talking. He couldn't sleep very well
for two nights because they itched so bad.

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But the reason why I'm so excited, what's up? Is it not

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like ringworm or something like that,
Because it sounds like a rash that you're

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spreading, Dan, It's not a
rash, it's bug bites, super super

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itchy bug bites. So I was
trying to look up different treatments. Right,

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It's like, okay, what can
I do to make this better?

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There's got to be something to do
to make this itchiness go away. So

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the first thing I saw was like, take benadrol. Okay, fine,

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I can take benadrol. That's fine, I'll do that. But then I

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also saw something that's supposed to help
with the itchiness. And this is true

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for apparently all itchy you know,
bug bites, so mosquitoes, no cms.

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I guess it would work for chiggers
as well. Is you do cold

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packs or cold compress one to help
reducing sort of swelling and some and I

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guess the cold was supposed to help
with you know, the itchies. So

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what I did was they also mentioned
like a cortizone thing like for bug bites,

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like a steroid like little ointment or
something. And I used to have

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that, but it didn't really work. But what I did have that I

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decided to try it was a tube
woman urine. No, that's a myth

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that that that doesn't actually work.
Have you tried it? No? Well,

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this mythical uh tincture of human hurine
might work really well on your mythical

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bug dan, I tell you.
What if you ever get a bite like

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that, find someone to piss on
you, but don't call me. No,

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no, I'm saying you're the one. You're the one that's always getting

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afflicted by these awful, awful bugs
that are definitely real. If you come

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to the Caribbean, you will experience
it. Deal. I'll be on you

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if I go to the Caribbean.
No you won't. That's gonna be a

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really funny vacation video for somebody is
watching you chase me up and down the

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beach. Come back, let me
pee on you. Hurry, I'm dad.

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I've been drinking. They don't want
it to go to waste. I

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can only hold this for so long. I don't as Yeah, oh god,

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that's awful. No, So what
I what? I what I decided

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to use that I had a lot
of because because I have back problems is

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bio freeze. So it's like the
roll on bio free stuff to stuff.

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You shake it up and it's got
the little on the tip and you just

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you know. So I decided I'm
gonna take the cold thing that that that

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the that Google told me to try, and I'm gonna try bio freeze.

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Yeah, I thinks. Isn't it
just like light of cane and bio freeze.

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I'm not sure if there's actual light
of cane in it, but it

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definitely makes wherever you put it cold
as hell. So I used my old,

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you know, grown man logic.
It's like, okay, Google says

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you use cold things. Well,
here, I have a substance that is

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really really cold when I put it
on. So I'm gonna try this so

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I could apply it directly to the
bug bites, right, and it worked.

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Bo It's amazing. Is it that
same role of bio freeze, that

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same tube of bio freeze that you
stole from my desk at the radio station.

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Perhaps, Yeah, that's what I
thought us. Roll up, it's

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not. It's not a felony or
anything. I kept it within the states.

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No. In fact, me saying
me saying that you stole it is

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probably a mislay bling. It's probably
a little misleading because you walked up and

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used it, and I don't want
that no more exactly, And that would

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be my defense in court. He
said he didn't want it, so to

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me meant he gifted it to him
and walk up and stick my finger in

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your mashed potatoes. That happened to
me in middle school dessert. No,

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there was actually a kid who would
go around and he would because I guess

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he was always hungry, so he'd
go around lick his finger sticking in people's

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food and say you're going to eat
that? And they, of course would

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say no, and then he got
a you know, free lunches out of

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it, until one day he came
by my table, licked his finger stuck

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at my mashed potatoes and said,
are you going to eat that? And

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I said, yeah, get your
finger out of it. And then he

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never bothered me again. He bothered
a bunch of other people, but he

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never went back to me. Yeah, I was gonna eat that? Was

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he the poor kid? I don't
know. I don't think he was doing

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it out of hunger. I think
he was doing it because he was an

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a hole. Oh well then if
you're hungry, maybe he's also. Maybe

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he was an ahole because he was
hungry. I don't know. Yeah,

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he could have just been poor Dan. You couldn't have been given him your

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taters, Well he could have just
he could have just said, hey,

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I'm poor and hungry, he can
I have that? Would that would have

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you know, had a better chance, because then he has to admit that

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to himself. He has to admit
that to himself in a bunch of you

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know, middle schoolers. So it's
just easier to bully people into the mashed

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potatoes. Yeah, it's a defense
mechanism, Dan, And you couldn't just

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give him give him some taters.
No, I don't like bullies. So

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anyway, bio freeze on bug bites
change your life. Thank you, You're

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welcome. I'm telling you this is
this is a home remedy, and I

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researched it after the after the fact. It's been like, I'm on day

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three now of using bio freeze on
these bites and they're almost gone, whereas

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before they would last for like two
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days, days in a row.
Yeah. The bio freeze is menthol like

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mentholatum or whatever the hell. Yeah, so it's good and cold act works

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on the bug bites. It'll reduce
swelling and things like that. I get

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it probably probably overloads your nerves there
with a little bit of kind of cooling

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sensation, so it ignores the pain. Just so remember that next time you

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get like you roll around and you
know, in a bed of chiggers or

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an ant hill like with fire ants
or something. Get get you some bio

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freeze. Use that and you can
thank me later. I'm good. See

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And you know one of our listeners
are gonna get crabs and try this.

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That's on them. This is not
a medical show. There are no doctors

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anywhere in this treehouse, not anymore
because most of them are in prison.

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You're in the treehouse. Sweet Dan, O'Malley and Alfie Koy joined again with

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our friend and sponsor Rodney Anderson.
Good afternoon, Rodney, Good afternoon,

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Dan. Your phone number, I
know you know it, but not everybody

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else does. It's new to some
of us. Nine seven two fifty two

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hundred. That is the number,
nine seven fifty two hundred. Let's talk

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about something uncomfortable for a minute.
Let's talk about divorce. Not yours,

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not mine, none of that,
but everybody else's You handled divorce situations quite

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often? Are you seeing that a
lot right now? People having to do

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cash out refinances or buying a house
due to divorce. Yeah. One thing

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that never seems to go away is
divorces. Some of the busiest people out

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there are courts and divorce attorneys.
In fact, we have a ton of

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divorce attorneys that refers their clients to
do like you said, either cash out

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or buy a home. We had
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a great divorce attorney just yesterday.
They owned a home or six hundred thousand

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dollars. They didn't have a mortgage
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they have this split up the equity
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the house and so she is doing
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dollars to pay off her ex husband. So we offer cash out refinances to

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pay off part of the equity in
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many times the judges will require that
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out of the current loan. And
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the buy side. Let's face it, one house turns into two homes,

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and we're doing a loan for a
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they're selling their house, it's getting
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both loans for them. When it
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to understand, divorce is complicated.
You've got to hold your hand. We

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have to hold your hand walking through
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all the rules. Do I have
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a house? What is the process? There lots of questions and we just

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tell people pick up the phone.
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or a friendless going through a divorce
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yeah, it can definitely be overwhelming. Here. You just heard a

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number of examples that Rodney has dealt
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You're in the treehouse with Dan O'Malley
and Alfie Corner. I wish it wasn't,

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but today's just been a weird day
in our house, is it?

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Because you've been hallucinating bugs? Now, now those are very real, and

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those bites that didn't get them at
the house, that was that was at

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a bar uh outside the house.
That's why you don't goss that I had

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to deal with no uh no,
no cums or whatever you're calling them.

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Well, that's because you know,
that's because well that's all. That's because

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you've never come here. Uh yeah, but I mean you're gonna have the

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hallucinations wherever you are, Dan,
what kind of bar are you going to?

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Where you getting bitten like that?
Well, I don't want to say

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it because it's going to reinforce Alfie's
argument. But outside ones, I ain't

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got no magical, mystical hallucination bugs
in my house, not unless I've been,

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you know, eating some funny things. But not the point. The

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point is is going outside, that's
where you get bit. You ain't gotta

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worry about no bug bites going you
know, going to the bathroom watching a

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movie on couch. Hmm that Russ
Feller, he had it right. He

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had it right, although up to
end, including his untimely demise no we

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can go ahead, Tray know we
circled back around to therapy. God,

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no kidding. I googled these these
bugs. Are you talking about Sarah tapo

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Gana day? Uh? Sure,
it says uh Sarah tapo ghana day as

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a family of flies commonly known as
no sums, which is see, I

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didn't make this up. It's a
really dumb name. I'm sorry, it's

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it's a stupid, stupid name.
I'm not arguing that biting midges generally one

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to three millimeters in length, it
says here, I think trade dated a

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chick with that name on midge or
bing Serado, Serato, Pagana day.

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Nope, that's her. It says
they're everywhere. It says that they exist

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on all like all land except for
arid deserts. I never experienced them.

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I never experienced them in Texas,
and I've got, you know, plenty

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of mosquito bites and other bites from
bugs in Texas. But here here on

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this island, the noseums thing are
a real, real bitch. Yeah,

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I've I've never heard of these before, but their bites are painful and can

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cause intensely itchy lesions. See,
their mouthparts are well developed for cutting the

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skin of their hosts. Let's see. Like other blood sucking flies, no

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sums can be vectors of disease causing
pathogens. Among the diseases transmitted are parasitic

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nematodes. You got any nematodes?
Dan, I hope not. You got

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mansonella? Is that Italian mansonella?
Oh it's not a lunch item? No,

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you got that? Okay, you
got blue time? I don't think

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so. No, you know you
don't got bluetongue disease? No I'm good,

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pretty red. What about Uh,
you got African horse sickness, which

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I don't know why they didn't call
it zebra sickness. Whatever, No,

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kiddie, you got that. I
don't think so I have no stripes.

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Okay, you got epizootic hemorrhagic disease, magic fever, you got arbo virus,

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you turn into a tree. Oh, I thought that was the virus

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that has all the meats, not
as the right kind of stupid. I

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loved in that. I loved in
that instance, Alphie, you actually laughed,

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truly laughed, and Trey looked ashamed. Oh you have the meat.

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I'm done for today show, so
I'm out of my own eyes. Anyway,

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I was actually going someplace eventually with
that, which was it's been a

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weird day around the house. Um. So, Alphie, you no longer

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have a cat. You kind of
you you were kind of taking care of

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one for a little while. And
Trey, you have a cat. You

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have Julius. Um, but Alpha, you still may have an answer to

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this question. Where is the weirdest
place you have found? Cat vomit?

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Uh? Cat vomit? M hmmm. Uh. The cat did puke once,

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but it was just like kind of
close to where I feed it.

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That's about it. Though I ain't
never seen nor heard of no cat vomits

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because I don't own any cats.
Although I will say I went to one

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of my friend's house this past weekend
and she is adopting, or I guess

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fostering, a bunch of kittens,
and um, two of the kittens were

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wonderful. I had had enough allergy
meds to where I could pet it and

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not to worry about too much.
And you know, there's not a ton

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of dander on them when they're you
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And it was a joy holding those
kittens, just petting them and having them

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fall asleep and all that stuff.
But one of them, one of them,

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the little bastard wearing a blue bow
tie. This little bastard had the

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most disgusting, awful, nasty kitty
farts ever. It was horrendous. Imagine

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like a cloud of thick, rotten
lunch meat just attacking you, just attacking.

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And the worst part is, of
all three kittens, this little guy,

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he was the most curious, you
know, he was the one that

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would explore the most. So while
the other two kittens they'd be, you

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know, just hanging out in their
little cat blanket or whatever. The third

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guy, the one of the stupid
blue bowtie, he would get up in

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your face. He would hop up
on the table, climb up on you

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whatever, whatever you were doing,
he would want to be involved in it.

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And while he was there, he
would just let up just the nastiest

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gross fart. Oh it was awful. The d did this kit can also

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do what a lot of cats do, which is they get up into your

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face and then they immediately turn and
you get the be hole. Oh yes,

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immediately he's like, obviously you'd like
to see my taint right now,

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I'll go ahead and lift my tail
and show you everything I got going on

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and look at that. There you
go. And then while i'm here,

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I'll just I'll just go ahead and
drop a little one of hold on,

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pull up the sounder. That's for
you, buddy, right there. Yeah,

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that's yeah, nothing like a cat
that can talk out of both ends.

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It was gross, dude, And
like you, you, you wouldn't

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see him for a bit and so
you'd forget about the fart. And the

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first time I smelled it too,
I was like it was that somebody or

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was that the cat? Like I
didn't want to immediately like call attention to

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it, because then I'm gonna get
blamed for it and be like, oh,

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yeah, true if he was the
cat. But the second or third

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time it happened, I had I
had enough. I was like, what

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the f is that it? The
best descriptor that I could find for it

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is thick rotten lunch meat. Like
imagine some like hyper thick cut turkey breast

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or something like that that has just
been sitting out in the sun in the

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back of a pickup truck for two
to three weeks and you open up the

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container that it's in, and that's
that smell. I don't know what in

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God's name that cat had been eating, but it was spawn of the devil

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type stuff. I will say this
because of you know, growing up with

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cats, having cats currently their kittie
pooh is some of the most sour,

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just ranked smell there is. And
I will say this my experience with with

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with cat fartstead apparently you got dealt
alfie is. I don't know if I've

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ever truly experienced it that because yeah, like I said, the other two

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kittens perfectly fine, adorable. It
was wonderful. You could pick them up

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and they didn't have like super sharp
claws just yet. Like they had the

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thumb claw that would pop out every
once in a while, and that mother

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was a razor sharp. But they
just, you know, adorable little kittens.

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And you can sit there and you
pet them. You kind of pet

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them, not not hard, but
you just kind of give them a firm

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pet, kind of simulate the mama
cat, like you know how you do

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with your cat. Damn with the
tongue. You got the tongue thing.

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You know, I'm talking about you
right one time? Now, did you

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still do it right? It's therapeutic
for your cats. Can you fill me

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in on this please. You don't
have it with you. I honestly don't

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know where that that tongue thing is. I'm hoping it's still in Texas in

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a box in a garage. So
I found at one point Trey a therapy

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device because Dan's one of Dan's cats
is a little neurotic. Is it Warren?

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Is he the neurotic one? Yeah? Yeah, And we're looking online

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to kind of, you know,
help find some sort of remedy for that.

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And one of the things that I
found was an appendage. I guess

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it is the best way to put
it. It's a simulated mama cat tongue

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that you, as the cat owner, put in your mouth and it hangs

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out of your mouth and you walk
up to your kitten and it's a silicone

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tongue with like bumps on it,
and you just rub it against the cat

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and do like a mama cat thing. It's supposed to help with it with

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anxiety in animals, in this case, specifically cats. Alphee. I really

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want to see your search history when
you quote unquote just stumbled upon this.

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I found I found it by searching
cat anxiety remedies. So he was doing

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it. The guys of you mean
only pause. It's sold on Amazon here.

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I'll link it to you if you
want. I think I can go

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the rest of my life and I
have an artificial cat tongue. You say

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it couldn't Dan, Yeah, Dan
could not? He the call of the

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fake cat tongue. Uh, what's
too much rope? Oh my god,

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I forgot you put this on TikTok
Okay, you gotta send that to me.

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Let me see what can I play
this? Oh? Please tell me

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I can play this book. Click
there. Yeah, okay, I don't

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want to log in, just let
me let me see a stupid thing.

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Which, by the way, when
I posted this on TikTok, I believe

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this is still my most viewed video. Is this like a teaser video for

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Only Dan's I hate you? I
hate this show. I hate this facade

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of a treehouse that we've built.
It all feels like it's crumbling around me.

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Okay, hold on, I'd love
to say it was. I only

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did it for the show, and
so that's what I'm gonna say. I

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only did it for the show.
Okay, sure, So I bought one

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off Amazon and then tried it on
the cat as it was intended. Dan

404
00:31:56.200 --> 00:32:09.559
down. What Dan's rubbing it against
the cat. He's lying down on the

405
00:32:09.599 --> 00:32:24.799
concrete. Weird, Oh cats enjoyment. I didn't think. Don't come he

406
00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:36.400
liked it? Oh my god,
oh chess from now so the little dog

407
00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:42.200
came over wanting zum as well see
her. No, no, no,

408
00:32:42.359 --> 00:32:44.799
no, it was it was purely
for the Don't act like that's out of

409
00:32:44.839 --> 00:32:50.559
the realm, like a cat.
What are you trying to accuse me of

410
00:32:50.640 --> 00:32:54.640
having no standards? I'm just saying
you go both ways. Don't be ridiculous

411
00:32:54.720 --> 00:33:01.880
trade This is a cat tongue,
only the dog tongue got delayed. And

412
00:33:01.960 --> 00:33:09.720
ship. By the way, Trey, if you want, Alphie was kind

413
00:33:09.839 --> 00:33:13.119
enough to post it in our general
tab if you want to see it.

414
00:33:13.319 --> 00:33:17.079
Okay, let's say kind enough,
But in reality, I mean giant a

415
00:33:17.200 --> 00:33:25.480
hole. What's your TikTok so people
can find us? Like most of my

416
00:33:25.599 --> 00:33:34.200
social media, it's at the dan
O'Malley. Ah, I'm glad you're on

417
00:33:34.279 --> 00:33:37.759
TikTok. One because I ain't gonna
be I don't mess with that. And

418
00:33:37.920 --> 00:33:45.279
two because that way the world gets
to experience this. Oh you know you

419
00:33:45.480 --> 00:33:52.839
got Sometimes you gotta gotta make sure
you reach out to the younger demographic and

420
00:33:53.119 --> 00:34:01.720
this was the way that I chose
to do it. I think we just

421
00:34:01.799 --> 00:34:07.039
lost Trey. I'm not sure where
you're end today. Hopefully he's not on

422
00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:15.920
Amazon ordering one for himself and his
cat say in a wonderful that's did you

423
00:34:15.960 --> 00:34:24.639
find it? I found it?
And it looks like those like big red

424
00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:29.199
fake lips that you would get like
like almost like mister potato head. It

425
00:34:29.239 --> 00:34:31.719
didn't has a big tongue coming out
of it. Yeah, with studs like

426
00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:39.119
wax Yeah yeah, ribbed for his
pleasure. The cat is a boy.

427
00:34:46.440 --> 00:34:51.679
I could hear the regret and Dad's
boys anyway, I had a weird morning.

428
00:34:53.000 --> 00:34:58.880
Can y'all believe that we were the
show they got rid of? Yes,

429
00:34:59.400 --> 00:35:07.519
yes I can't. It was my
idea. It's Dan O'Malley and Alfie

430
00:35:07.599 --> 00:35:22.400
Cord. We are joined once again
by a new friend, a new sponsor

431
00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:25.880
of the Treehouse, Jacqueline from Brooks
Plumbing Texas dot Com. Good afternoon,

432
00:35:27.039 --> 00:35:30.679
Jacqueline, Good afternoon. How are
you guys today? Doing very well?

433
00:35:30.800 --> 00:35:35.559
Thank you. So we've spoken a
little bit before and we found some common

434
00:35:35.639 --> 00:35:38.800
ground, and that is we here
in the Treehouse hate scams, and you,

435
00:35:39.320 --> 00:35:43.840
as the owner of a plumbing business, also hate scams, especially those

436
00:35:43.920 --> 00:35:45.440
in the plumbing industry. So I'm
wondering if you can give us an example

437
00:35:45.519 --> 00:35:50.840
of a big scam that's in your
plumbing industry that we need to know about.

438
00:35:50.920 --> 00:35:53.320
I'll give you two really quick.
Personally, it's a pet peeve of

439
00:35:53.400 --> 00:35:58.199
mine. If you hire a plumbing
company and they come into your house and

440
00:35:58.360 --> 00:36:00.559
they say I can do the job
for you for X amount of dollars.

441
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But if you pay ninety nine dollars
today right now, and join our Friends

442
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and Family plan or the recurring service
plan, whatever they want to call it,

443
00:36:10.000 --> 00:36:14.440
no matter how they call it.
In my opinion, I think that

444
00:36:14.760 --> 00:36:16.440
it's a scam because if they'll say, oh, you pay ninety nine dollars

445
00:36:16.519 --> 00:36:21.199
today, but that'll bring your total
for the repair that I just quoted you

446
00:36:21.320 --> 00:36:24.000
down by X amount one hundred or
x amount of thousands of dollars. If

447
00:36:24.039 --> 00:36:27.760
they're willing to go down on their
price just because you pay a one time

448
00:36:27.840 --> 00:36:30.559
fee fifty dollars ninety nine dollars,
even if it's a recurring monthly fee of

449
00:36:30.639 --> 00:36:35.599
twenty dollars, that means that their
bottom price is actually that lower one that

450
00:36:35.639 --> 00:36:37.880
you would be getting. You don't
need, in my opinion, to join

451
00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:42.559
that plan. It's it's just fluff. It's just another way for people to

452
00:36:42.599 --> 00:36:45.880
pad their pockets. Now. Secondarily, the other biggest thing is that you

453
00:36:45.079 --> 00:36:49.320
have a warranty on most of the
fixtures or things in your house, like

454
00:36:49.400 --> 00:36:52.480
your water heater. So something happens
to your water heater, your plumber,

455
00:36:52.519 --> 00:36:53.719
the first thing they should say to
you is, let me look at the

456
00:36:53.800 --> 00:36:57.960
warranty, let me pull that serial
number, and see if these materials are

457
00:36:58.039 --> 00:37:00.960
under the manufacturer's warranty. It could
be would be they could be getting those

458
00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:06.360
replacement parts sent to them by the
manufacturer and then charging you for them despite

459
00:37:06.400 --> 00:37:08.920
the fact that your materials are still
under warranty. Faucets come with warranties,

460
00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:13.079
water heaters come with warranties. Depends
on where you get it, of course,

461
00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:15.039
but that should be the first thing
that your plumber is checking on for

462
00:37:15.159 --> 00:37:20.199
you. Don't pay extra for something
that should come at no cost to you.

463
00:37:20.480 --> 00:37:22.599
That's the bottom line. And there
you have it. There's two great

464
00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:24.880
examples of scams that I wasn't aware
of. I'm not sure if you know

465
00:37:25.000 --> 00:37:28.920
anyone else in here was, but
now we know, and so now you

466
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:30.320
know what to be on the lookout
for. Or you can just do yourself

467
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a huge, huge favor and only
call Brooks Plumbing. It's really simple.

468
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Just call the number two one four, three six eight thirty eight thirty eight.

469
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Use them as the resource that they
are. They're going to work with

470
00:37:40.159 --> 00:37:44.079
you. They're going to be honest
with you, something that's difficult in the

471
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contractor industry. So the number again
to one, four, three, six

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eight thirty eight thirty eight, or
of course the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot

473
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com. That's Brooks Plumbing Texas dot
com. Thanks Jacqueline. Thank you.

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You're in the treehouse, switt,
Dan, O'Malley, and Alfie Koy.

505
00:40:13.400 --> 00:40:19.639
Anyway, I found cat vombit on
top of the refrigerator this morning, not

506
00:40:19.760 --> 00:40:28.519
because of anything I did. See. Alfie, you had mentioned that when

507
00:40:28.519 --> 00:40:31.760
you had your cat, your cat
would sometimes puke next to its food bowl.

508
00:40:32.119 --> 00:40:36.719
Yeah, I found puke next to
its food bowl once, So that's

509
00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:39.960
kind of what happened to me this
morning. So I don't normally spend much

510
00:40:40.039 --> 00:40:46.440
time above the refrigerator. Um,
but that's where we keep our binoculars.

511
00:40:46.719 --> 00:40:50.719
Has like the binocular's case. We
keep that on top of the refrigerator,

512
00:40:50.840 --> 00:40:54.360
next to the sort of like the
kitchen cabinet. So it's us sitting there.

513
00:40:54.400 --> 00:40:58.280
Why do you got binoculars just sitting
there? They're in a case and

514
00:40:59.119 --> 00:41:00.880
okay, conected, that's not the
point. Why are they sitting on top

515
00:41:00.920 --> 00:41:05.079
of your fridge? Because I don't
want any of the animals, you know,

516
00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:08.159
uh, grabbing it and eating of
them. Okay, but okay,

517
00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:14.599
I think you're missing my point.
Why are binoculars in a location with such

518
00:41:14.639 --> 00:41:16.880
easy access? What are you doing? Are you spying on people? Yes?

519
00:41:19.559 --> 00:41:22.639
Well no, So here's the thing
though, Alfie. So we have

520
00:41:22.840 --> 00:41:25.800
these really big windows right off of
our kitchen. Right so there's like the

521
00:41:25.920 --> 00:41:30.000
kitchen and there's like a like a
like a little dining table, and then

522
00:41:30.079 --> 00:41:32.360
next to that is the sliding glass
doors that go out to the balcony in

523
00:41:32.400 --> 00:41:36.920
which case it looks out, you
know, onto the ocean. And we

524
00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:40.480
got these binoculars a long time ago, really good ones. Actually got it

525
00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:47.440
from Sheelds so we could see whales
out in the water outside our window.

526
00:41:47.719 --> 00:41:52.039
Okay, haven't seen any whales yet, but that's what we initially bought them

527
00:41:52.079 --> 00:41:57.119
for. Um. But like I
did see I did see a naked dude

528
00:41:57.159 --> 00:42:00.480
once. That's exactly what I was
calling you and tear us sit there with

529
00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:07.800
the binocular its going tear Kamar some
dudes hanging doll. No, I think

530
00:42:07.840 --> 00:42:10.880
it would be more like tal because
he has that cat tongue in his mouth.

531
00:42:21.239 --> 00:42:27.760
Once again. No, So there
was something going out. There was

532
00:42:28.079 --> 00:42:30.880
some commotion out in the water today. So I went up to grab the

533
00:42:30.440 --> 00:42:35.280
binoculars and I grabed the binocular case
and I pulled it off the top of

534
00:42:35.320 --> 00:42:38.239
the refrigerator and cat vomit falls off
the side of it. We U say,

535
00:42:38.280 --> 00:42:42.440
cat vomit? Is it not just
like flake pool of cat vomit?

536
00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:45.079
Or is it liquid? Still?
No? This was thankfully, this was

537
00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:49.800
more solid. It was almost like
the other cat, not not the one

538
00:42:49.920 --> 00:42:58.559
that I've liked. You've never given
ZeVA the business. No, it would

539
00:42:58.559 --> 00:43:00.679
bring the two of you closer together. And that's why she's throwing up.

540
00:43:00.760 --> 00:43:13.360
She's chucked. So anyway, I
mean, I get a little revelatory show

541
00:43:13.559 --> 00:43:19.719
by the way you once again admit
to the world, because like last time

542
00:43:19.719 --> 00:43:22.639
when you when you did it on
the air, we're just localized to DFW

543
00:43:22.000 --> 00:43:27.920
only DFW. Really could hear you
at the time that you were broadcasting saying

544
00:43:28.039 --> 00:43:34.320
that that you licked your cat with
the prosthetic tongue? Now its global?

545
00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:37.360
Does sound that really does sound weird? Out of context. You've seen the

546
00:43:37.480 --> 00:43:39.840
map that we have of all the
downloads that were getting all around the world,

547
00:43:39.960 --> 00:43:44.599
right there's dudes in Denmark listening to
this. There's dudes in Japan listening

548
00:43:44.639 --> 00:43:45.679
to this, and they're going,
man, what the f is wrong with

549
00:43:45.800 --> 00:43:50.159
Dan? Not only do fight all
their trouble, Sudan is on the map

550
00:43:50.360 --> 00:43:54.239
yep. Not only is he keeping
his binoculars on the on the fridge top

551
00:43:54.360 --> 00:44:00.760
like a like some sort of rear
window creeper, but he's licking. He's

552
00:44:00.840 --> 00:44:05.039
licking his cat before he does it. So I grabbed the binocular case and

553
00:44:05.199 --> 00:44:07.440
like some dried food, vomit falls
off of it. And that's that's the

554
00:44:07.559 --> 00:44:13.599
reason why we keep them in the
case. And uh so I get up

555
00:44:13.599 --> 00:44:15.800
on a step stool and I see
there's a nice big pile of cat vomit

556
00:44:16.280 --> 00:44:22.280
next to where the case normally goes. But similarly to your situation, Alfie,

557
00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:24.079
the reason that it was up there
was because that's typically where we feed

558
00:44:24.159 --> 00:44:28.679
the other cat, because that's where
the other cat can go to get away

559
00:44:28.840 --> 00:44:35.079
from the other cat. I see, because that's why I has an attitude,

560
00:44:35.199 --> 00:44:38.119
because you've licked it, it's superior. No, no, Trey,

561
00:44:38.199 --> 00:44:40.880
it was the opposite. The cat
had an attitude, So so then I

562
00:44:42.000 --> 00:44:47.840
licked it. Hopefully I really got
to stop talking about it. He feels

563
00:44:47.840 --> 00:44:53.039
like I'm making it worse. You
are anyways, licking the cat was supposed

564
00:44:53.079 --> 00:44:59.119
to help the situation. Well I
haven't. I haven't stuck with it.

565
00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:10.599
So maybe with some consistency. I
don't know what you feel awkward, mainly

566
00:45:10.639 --> 00:45:14.480
because I didn't expect him to like
it, because I really thought he was

567
00:45:14.519 --> 00:45:22.440
going to scratch my face off.
So you're feeling vulnerable, yeah, and

568
00:45:22.679 --> 00:45:30.320
I'm not comfortable being quite that vulnerable. Then you probably shouldn't record it.

569
00:45:32.360 --> 00:45:37.760
Well, see I didn't. That's
that's where that's where holy matrimony plays a

570
00:45:37.880 --> 00:45:42.679
very big role, because when you're
dow vows, it's like to have and

571
00:45:42.800 --> 00:45:46.159
to hold sickness and in health richer
for poor when you're looking a cat.

572
00:45:49.480 --> 00:45:53.000
See if you noticed that part's not
typically in the vows, but at any

573
00:45:53.039 --> 00:46:00.079
opportunity, I think perhaps for a
strong relationship, it's important to record your

574
00:46:00.119 --> 00:46:04.440
spouse doing embarrassing things to hold them
accountable. I was gonna say, you'd

575
00:46:04.440 --> 00:46:07.760
better, h you'd better put that
in your vowel, your vowel, damn

576
00:46:07.800 --> 00:46:14.079
it, your vowel renewals. Next
time you and terror renew vows, say

577
00:46:14.159 --> 00:46:19.880
Hey, no more hilarious tiktoks of
me looking looking anything other than barn animals.

578
00:46:22.360 --> 00:46:25.440
I really feel like that's covered under
the umbrella. It's better for worse.

579
00:46:30.119 --> 00:46:36.000
Yeah, I think I think maybe
it should be, because I'm not

580
00:46:36.000 --> 00:46:39.199
sure which one it is. Well, it depends if you're herd or the

581
00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:52.800
cat. Uh. This is another
reason why technology has gone too far.

582
00:46:52.960 --> 00:46:57.360
Once we have the ability to record
our spouse is doing shockingly embarrassing things and

583
00:46:57.480 --> 00:47:05.000
then sharing it with the world,
it just it's just really unfair. I

584
00:47:05.119 --> 00:47:10.480
got terribly unfair because I'm quite sure
if they had recording devices twenty five years

585
00:47:10.519 --> 00:47:15.000
ago, i'd have to be I
don't even know if they let me on

586
00:47:15.079 --> 00:47:21.960
the island. Why what did you
lick twenty five years ago? Dan?

587
00:47:22.079 --> 00:47:27.280
You've already beat down Trey on his
exes for the last three weeks. You

588
00:47:27.320 --> 00:47:31.079
couldn't cut the man a break for
one week. No, I am where

589
00:47:31.320 --> 00:47:36.000
this is where I have a nice
It's called alcohol alcoholism, Dan, I

590
00:47:36.360 --> 00:47:42.599
don't remember. Well, that's not
fair. You're taking all the good excuses.

591
00:47:44.039 --> 00:47:46.119
Yeah, what's your excuse? Dan? You was stone cold sober when

592
00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:54.159
you were licking that cat. You're
right, I was but it's why I

593
00:47:54.360 --> 00:48:05.000
drink since and I don't think it
really helps at all. But is it

594
00:48:05.079 --> 00:48:16.599
just to get the taste out of
your mouth? Don't mind me, I'm

595
00:48:16.599 --> 00:48:20.599
gonna go pull. A star is
born out in the ocean. Follow all

596
00:48:20.679 --> 00:48:24.239
things Treehouse at Treehouse sawn Air,
for Me Daniel Valley, and for Alfie

597
00:48:24.360 --> 00:48:28.519
at Alfie Koi. And don't forget
to light Follow, Subscribe, bottle,

598
00:48:28.599 --> 00:48:31.639
download, and tell a friend the
Treehouse is back. Stupid sh