May 15, 2023

Episode 20 - Trey Walked Out On A Date Because She Didn't Like This ONE THING

Episode 20 - Trey Walked Out On A Date Because She Didn't Like This ONE THING

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Yeah yah yah yah, yeah yahyah. Welcome to the treehouse. I'm down

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on Malley. He's Alphi koy tray
tray and'll yeah yeah yeah. Okay,

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now that we're all introduced, everyone
knows everybody is Alphie. Well I'm so

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happy. You want to know why? Please? Why? Why? Ask

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me why I did? But you
may ask you again one one of you

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two obviously not me because I'm married. One of you two, either you

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or Trey, recently had a big, hot romantic date. And guess who

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it was. Oh man, Okay, it's me or Trey. Uh huh.

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But I asked you why you were
so happy, So I mean that

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kind of that's a clue as to
who it might be us. It's either

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me or Trey. God, damn
it. I think it's Alfy. I

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think I think it might be me
too. I'm not sure though, If

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you're not sure that it didn't appear
to be a good date, yeah,

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oh, they rarely are. Uh
it's a tough, tough setup. Um,

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I'm gonna go with Trey. Oh, that would be correct. Okay,

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So here's what we need to do. So tracing me a text.

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It was it was yesterday or earlier, today. Hell, I can't remember.

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I can't keep up, you know, brains cancer. Um, Trey

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had said that he went on a
date. So I am very much looking

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forward to this because you two as
the single guys of the show, I

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want to hear about your about your
dating lives because well, if we're being

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honest, they're not that active.
So whenever you guys actually go out there

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and and meet somebody, I want
you to know how interested and invested in

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your lives I am. And we
he had nos he's parted. It's okay,

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be a nosey. I'm nosy.
That's on my resume at the top,

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it says Alfie Coy Nosy. I'm
still I'm still coming to terms with

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with my nosiness level. It's I'm
working on it. I'm becoming more accepting

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of it each each and every day. Um. But I want you,

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Alphie to know that this is the
level of excitement I too will have uh

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huh in the off chance you go
on a date. Yeah, well,

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okay, can I ask it?
I don't want to ask Trey just yet

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because I don't want to spell the
beans. No, but what was he

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excited about it? When he told
you about it? Was he kind of

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like you know, I was like, hey, Dan, I had a

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hot date. Or he's like,
you know, Dan, I had a

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date. Well it was it was
via text message, so I couldn't get

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a whole lot of the tone from
it. Or there emoji's eggplant splashing emoji.

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No, there were no emojis.
Tray was being quite mysterious about it,

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and I appreciate that because I like
there to be some mystery. Uh.

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So we can talk about these things
with honest reactions here in the treehouse.

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So here's what I'm proposing, Alphie, in preparation of Trey regaling us

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with the uh this romantic story of
what perhaps could be the first of many

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dates. Maybe it's the first date
of his eventual UH spouse, I say,

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we get properly ready for an excellent
story. What say you? Oh,

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yeah, Trey, you got a
lots of tilt till to spee tea

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to spell, easy for you to
say. All right, So I know,

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I just uh, Tara, thank
you. She just brought me some

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some snacks. You heard Trey had
a date, and she she went and

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grabbed a snack so we can enjoy
the story together. Lucky, I got

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here do you have Do you have
one headphone flipped upside down so she can

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hear? Oh yeah, absolutely,
Okay, look around, make sure she

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brought halapino, cheddar snack things.
Okay, so I got that, Alphie,

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What do you have? I got
a cup of tea and a warm

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blanket. That's good. Cut up
next to the next of the trend home

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fire. Yeah yeah, like hoopen
these up here to make sure these tastes

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good before I hear a trade's story
we break up. They sound delicious.

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My near drink on. Alpha,
you showed you have tea. I have

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tea. Of course I got tea. This is all right. Hang on,

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gotta what do you got iced tea
or hot tea? Hot tea?

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Of course me not. What does
that mean, Dan? What does that

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mean? Is this? That is
that foreshadowing for the dates? I don't

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know right? Why are you?
Why are you doing this? The master

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storyteller is already started. Oh my
goodness, okay, so I got my

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I got my crun cheese, I've
got my fresco. Hang on, do

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Alpha you have any mood music?
Oh yeah, I'll give me I find

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some mood music. Let's see what
you're happening before our here to store.

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Let's go with this guy right here. All right, Alfa, are you

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good? I'm set, all right, Trey, We're ready to hear your

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story about your hot day. All
right. So, uh met this girl.

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That's a good start. Yeah,
she uh met all the requirements that

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I kind of currently have for dating. I mean, consent, consent um.

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It's always a good start, you
know, financially can take care of

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themselves something your last relationship good and
um, kids are have to be at

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least close to graduation. If not, they're not are flown the coop.

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This one happened to be. Her
kids have already gone off to college,

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empty nest, perfect now on a
perfect esscer start and sexual it. If

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you've ever dealt with kids, it
is to not deal with them. Um.

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So we uh we met for a
drink. Now obviously I don't yeah,

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but yeah I don't care if she
does, and yeah, better for

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you. So anyways, we uh
met out a spot, you know,

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just kind of like a happy hour
first meet. See how it, oh,

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kind of left it open, gonna
see where how things went or everything

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else. One of the few times
you actually go on a date like this

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and she looked like her pictures.
Oh that's a that's a good thing.

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That is a good thing. Yeah, it's sad that that's you know,

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a bar that has to be crossed. But yeah, not control on the

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shop, not a troll. And
you know I didn't haven't asked three times

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my size, Um does not know
photoshop will be good. Yeah, So

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we we start, you know,
your typical first date banter. You know,

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it was kind of feeling each other
out a little bit, seeing what

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the person likes, doesn't like everything
else. And it started off great,

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attractive. Like I said, she
kind of met all the requirements. All

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right. So um we're talking and
just you know, talking about various things

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and kind of like how life has
changed, you know, dating in your

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dating in your late forties, early
fifties, blows in general. Yeah,

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and um, I made a joke, as I have done, you know

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in the past, about how you
know, I laughed at you know,

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I used to, like one of
the biggest things on a Saturday night for

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me to make sure I had was
booze. And if I didn't make sure

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to get to the liquor store before
nine o'clock. Oh, that's a fun

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race. I've done that. Yeah, we've all done that. You know.

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You look at the clock, it's
eight forty and you're like, oh

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crap, time to pretend I'm in
the f one. Yeah. And uh,

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you know, for those who are
professionals like I was, you know,

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you know exactly where the nearest liquor
store is and quickest route to get

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there and make sure you can get
in and out four nine o'clock and and

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how long the lights are. Yeah, and so I made a joke about

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that. You know, it's like
hell, it used to be that,

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you know, Saturday night, my
biggest concern was making sure, you know,

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I had enough booze to get me
through that night and Sunday. And

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now now I'm more worried about,
you know, if get the bed on

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time and make sure I have my
moisturizer to put on at night. Yeah,

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I thought you're talking about your face. Okay, now the places too,

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well, soon, thing's got to
stay moist m H supple soft.

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Yeah. I was just talking about, you know, facial moisturizer, make

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sure, trying not to wrinkle,
trying to delay it. And she um

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looked at me and she goes,
what kind of man wears moisturizer kind of

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a pansy thing to do. So
what the benefits of looking youthful? Well,

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that's you know, I there's a
multiple red flags there, which is

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a although she she looked good for
her age, like, so you don't

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take care of yourself or you just
like basically you know, She's like,

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I just don't you think men should
be doing that? I said, so

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you want to, you know,
end up with someone who looks like Tommy

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Lee Jones. I said, you
have good luck to you have a nice

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night, and I will. Oh
that was it. You were just like

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peace? Yeah, yeah, I
was just like peace. I mean,

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seriously, if if what took longer
the date or you telling the story about

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the date, me telling the story
about the date, because I, oh

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god, damn it. Trade,
I was trying to stretch. That's a

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terrible story. Well it was Dr
Terry, you want some of these Trade

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story was really crap. She lost
her appetite thanks a lot trade. Hey,

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notice in my text I never said
it was a great story. I

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just said, you know, I
had a date, asked me, you

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know, but so yeah, actually, you know, it took me longer

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to get my car out of Valet
than it did h the date itself.

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So yeah, that's actually an additional
insult to injury because you actually went to

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the trouble to Valet. I went
to the trouble Valet. I bought her

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drink, so you know, it
was five minutes, twenty five bucks,

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and it's like, wow, I
could have been at home moisturizing. Yeah,

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moisturizing and enjoying my dog. That's
such a dumb ass hill to die

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on for a woman like I get. And I was actually really curious as

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to what your you know, what's
the word kind of um minimums are for

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dating somebody, your standards or whatever
the hell they're called your minimum Well,

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no, I don't know what the
what the proper term is. What is

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that pulse? A job? You
can get what I'm saying. What's that

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term? What's the word I'm looking
for? I don't care what it is.

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It's now minimums. Trey on your
next day, whenever that may be,

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be sure to ask her do I
meet all your minimums? Or tell

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her, you know what, you're
lucky to be here because you met all

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my minimums. What's the term KPIs
your key performance indicators point is is that

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we'll have them. Some people's are
a little bit more unreasonable than others,

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but you know, if that's what
you're going for, that's what you're going

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for. And she has an idiotic
one, a dumb ass one. What

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is it if if a man decides
to, you know, wear lotion.

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I mean, hell, that's that's
just so idiotic. I know, I

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don't dude, combat veterans that use
moisturizer on a daily basis. You want

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to know why because they want to
look young for as long as they can.

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Because really it was also probably really
fff and dry in the desert and

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they feel like cooling off the bit
once they make it home. Ain't nothing

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wrong with that. I'd also like
to point out my dad did not pass

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on a ton of things to me. Uh. He passed on some great

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information and some good advice. Two
things that he did pass on one was,

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and I still appreciate it to this
day, he said, I'll never

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force advice on you. If you
come to me looking for it, I

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will happy offer it, but it's
up to you to take it. And

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the other thing he told me is
moisturized and I'm not making that up.

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He actually did. He's like if
you want to keep looking young, you

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know, but some moisturize are on
your face. That's really at all all

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it is that and staying out of
the sun sunscreen, and then showed me

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how to use the miter salt,
the box miter or like the the Dwalt

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dualt. Okay, you ever use
a box miter before? I have not.

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It's pretty nice. So you get
gets a lot of sawdust everywhere,

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just like the Dwalt. But you
know, then you gotta you gotta moisturize

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afterwards. Yeah. See he didn't
want to show me that because he had

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just moisturized and he didn't want Hi
much to sawdust on his face. Makes

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sense, I get that. Yeah, he didn't want to look ridiculous,

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by the way, Trey. So
I put my frescot down and I grabbed

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a stronger drink to commemorate your date, terrible court. That actually reminds me

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This past Friday, I was at
the mall and in the store next to

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me shopping or mall walking. Now
I was, I was shopping, But

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this past Friday I was at the
mall and uh, there was a girl

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there that I went to high school
with. It I had a crush on

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and I look over and she is
just an old lady like I. It

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sounds like such a dick thing to
say, But she did not age well,

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And I don't know what that says
about me, like if if I'm

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older than I perceived myself to be, or if she just didn't take care

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of herself at all. But she
looked terrible. She may have had her

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rough twenties. Man, maybe,
but it's it's odd how some people can

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can age tremendously in a relatively short
amount of time. I guess, and

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I've seen other people that i've you
know, that I've went to high school

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with, and they look fantastic.
So it's not like everyone's elderly now.

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It's just I look over at her, and it took it took a second.

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Yes, I was like, crap, is that you and I just

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ran the other direction. I bugged
out of her skull. I will say

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this, Alphie, and you're you're
You've probably got a twentieth high school reunion

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coming up in the next couple of
years. I would guess, so your

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twentieth that's everyone that is, everyone
will look their best, Yeah you think

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so, oh yeah, oh so
you're not you're not counting like the tenth

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anniversary. Then I generally my class, like I would say everyone looked their

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best in their thirties, because you
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show in their twenties. So yeah, probably a little more haggard, but

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but compared to and I say that, but then when you get to the

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thirtieth, holy crap, everything goes
Oh that's that's when genetics really starts showing

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through. And and you know,
some people look great, and then there's

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other people you're like, you know, I your story BAR used to work

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at. I looked over at this
table and I thought, oh, you

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know it. You know, it
looks like a bunch of you know,

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granddads. And it turns out one
of the guys was a guy I went

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to high school with. And I
was like, oh my god. Yeah,

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it's a freaky feeling, isn't it. Do you want an know the

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difference between you and him. He
don't moisturize or watched his waiter or anything

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for that matter. So what you're
saying is the thirtieth anniversary is the one

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where everybody really needs to name tags, yes, because otherwise you're not going

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to know who that was from high
school? No, dude, one of

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my exes had this like fourteen bottle
routine that she would go through every night

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before going to bed. You know
what I mean. That's funny. Trey

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used to have one, but it
was four booze? Is that gonna have

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to go to break on you?
Notice he's not denying it. Okay,

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So I'm guessing Trey that, uh,

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there's been no further discussion with the
anti moisturizing date lady. No. No,

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I think you know, when you
abruptly get up and leave someone,

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Uh, they clearly took a hint
that it wasn't going to work. Did

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you both get up at like the
same time? Or is this more like,

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was she surprised that you told her
to f off because she didn't like

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the fact that you like to moisturize. Oh, she was surprised by it.

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You she didn't deserve anything better than
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absolutely nothing better than what you did. I think I was more shocked because

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women are you know, all men
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what women have been doing for years, which is moisturizing and trying to take

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better care of yourself. Yeah,
and so yeah, I was, you

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know, I was shocked by it. But you know, each their own.

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It's like, I guess I do
like the fact that you know,

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I do like the fact that you
did throw Tommy Lee Jones in her face,

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because I mean if you don't moisturize
that, you know, because we

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made the joke about it. You
had a fourteen bottle, you know,

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nightly habit with alcohol. But let's
be honest, alcohol drives you out.

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So you're doing things in your life
now to sort of counteract the effects of

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years of alcohol abuse, one of
which is, you know, moisturizing.

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Otherwise she's gonna end up married to
a Tommy Lee Jones look alike. And

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I don't remember Tommy Lee Jones ever
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Ever, No, you can go
back. I mean, my earliest

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memories of Tommy Lee Jones, I
think are probably lonesome dove and he looked

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old then and he wasn't even that
old. Ultimate it's ultimately a giant red

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flag that is going to rear its
head in other ways. Like I was

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saying before the break is I had
an exit had like a fourteen bottle moisturizing

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routine before she would go to bed. It was little bits of this serum

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and that hyaluronic and the other you
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yeah, the the ironic acids,
yeah exactly. And I thought I thought

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about like, you know, hey, this is kind of silly, But

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then I realized she's doing that for
me, you know what I mean,

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She's doing yea to make sure that
she still looks good. And it may

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not wholly be for me because she
did break up with me, but so

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so the next guy too. It
started it started as you, but then

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it ended up being for the next
guy. Yeah, exactly. At least

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at least you are included in this
scenario. Yeah, And I'm not going

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to make fun of somebody that's a
taking care of themselves and be doing that

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taking care of themselves in part for
you. It's idiotic to trash somebody who

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is It's idiotic to trash somebody who
is actively doing something that will benefit you.

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Treys out there making sure that he
looks good for the next woman,

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and for this lady to crap on
him for it, she deserved even less

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if Yeah, it's also should escorted
it at hertly that but what what what

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that also spied? What that also
speaks to because uh, if she can't

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recognize the fact that Tray's taking care
of himself in general for you know,

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her benefit or the benefit or the
next woman, that he's never inevitably going

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to date. Then that's another issue. You know, It's like not just

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the fact that that she doesn't think
it's mainly enough, but also the fact

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that she can't recognize or appreciate effort. If you don't recognize and appreciate effort,

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that's a massive, massive red flag. Exactly the same God. And

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then let's let's flipping around, because
let's take something like like alfie you said,

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Trey in this case, or men
doing some things like say moisturizing,

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taking care of their face or whatever, so we look pretty for the ladies.

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Let's flipping around when we on our
ends, as a guy see a

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woman doing something that might be considered
more masculine, we appreciate it. For

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example, on the first date,
if Trey's date lasted longer, maybe she

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tells Trey, oh, I love
going to the gym and working out.

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That wasn't something that women did very
often. You know, when exercise and

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working out and lifting weights was mostly
a male thing, and then when chicks

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started doing it, men saw the
benefit and go, yeah, this is

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cool. We can go to the
gym together and I could watch or due

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squats. I don't I don't even
think about that sort of thing. To

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me, there are very very few
things in life that are like straight masculine

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or straight feminine. It's if somebody
wants to work out, they can work

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out. Somebody wants to moisturize,
they want to moisturize. To me,

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there is no difference whatsoever in male
or female. There it's it's good as

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good, and uh, no gender
or lack thereof holds the patent on good

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stuff, you would think. But
clearly it was to this chick that's unfortunate.

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Was she idiot? Well, and
it's such, it's like, and

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she was older than I am.
I think she was fifty two, and

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she looked great, like clearly took
very good care of herself, and like,

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why wouldn't you want that in a
partner? And maybe she's into the

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ape of the gooda type. That's
what probably is. She's probably fifty two

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years old and still has daddy issues. M that I actually yeah, her

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parents were actually were still together,
and I'm assuming that how she sees her

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father is how she thinks her mate
should be. And old, yeah,

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old and you know, old and
looking older. But it's well, it's

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one of those things and maybe I
maybe because of my age, it's it's

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becoming more and more apparent. But
like my parents, like my dad,

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like there used to be in that
generation, it was I think, almost

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like a foregone conclusion of well,
you turn fifty, you're kind of,

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you know, getting close to retirement. You know, time to hit the

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rocking chair, and well, and
we're not like that, like the world

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has changed. And you know,
I don't think anyone thinks of I mean,

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even if I won the lottery tomorrow, I don't think I would quote

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unquote retire because I'd be bored out
of my mind and a week and hell,

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I've been out of work for two
months and I'm some of that was

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scheduled, but then, you know, I'm bored now. I can't even

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imagine actually being retired and not having
anything to do day in and day out.

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I actually learned from my grandfather,
you know what. You know,

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my grandfather's idea of retirement was cattle
ranching. He retired at the age of

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fifty five from Phillips Petroleum Company.
Right retires at fifty five, what does

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he do with his retirement? He
goes and buys like two hundred acres and

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started raising cattle. He became a
cattle rancher in his retirement, which keep

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in mind, if you're a farmer, you're a rancher. Anything agricultural like

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that. There are no off days. Every day is a working day.

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And that was his idea of retirement. He did that for like twenty years

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before he finally officially actually retired and
then just lived in his recliner. Yeah,

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anything farming ranch that's dairy business is
probably the worst because I grew up

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with a guy who lived on his
family had a dairy farm. Because those

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cows have to be milked twice a
day every day, and no if,

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no ends, no butts. You're
married to it. And you know what,

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you know what, Actually it makes
really good moisturizer milk. What you

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get, you get a little bit
in a bucket and then you just just

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lathered on your face and you look
like an angel. Well I figured you

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just scored it directly on. Well, that depends, and you know,

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the delivery method is really a preference
type of thing. I don't like this

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conversation, and I'm usually the one
that starts this kind of conversation. Weird

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being on the receiving end and say
giving it isn't it? It's uncomfortable.

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I just have an image of Dan
under a cow teat with his cat tongue

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hanging out. As much as I
hate that punchline, do not explain any

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other. I want someone new that
does no idea what you're talking about to

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really really be mystified right now,
car go worries moreisturizing real quick? Can

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I can? I can? I
can? I just kind of break this

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for a moment and and just tell
you Alphie and Trey how much I appreciate

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you guys. Why I mean it, I really, I really do mean

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this. It was a couple of
days ago. I was having an absolute

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crap day, and at the end
of the day, I thought, you

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know what, at least I get
to hang out with my buddies, you

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know, in a day and a
half, and hopefully I'll feel a little

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bit better. And I do,
so I thank you for that. What

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time do you start drinking? I
actually the first ship I had was the

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one I uncorked just a few minutes
ago to sort of commemorate the death of

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your date. Well, it was
a lovely compliment, Thank you, yam.

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Speaking of drinking, why isn't it
that more old people who retire don't

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get into drinking and drugs because if
you got nothing in my plan since I

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was in high school, because I
didn't do a ton of it in high

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school. I mean I did some
drinking. I experiment a little bit,

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you know, like weed, but
I didn't do anything hard like a number

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of friends did. I wasn't looking
to try to score a keg every weekend.

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I wasn't trying to define hits of
acid on a Friday night, you

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know, or anything like that I
had. I had other focuses. But

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I told myself, when I'm older
and I retire, I'm gonna do some

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stuff. I'm gonna experiment with some
things that I never have. Yeah.

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Like in there's a movie called Children
of Men, And in the movie,

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Michael Caine plays a like an aging
hippie who's like was once working in I

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don't know, biotech or some crap, and all of a sudden he's just

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growing weed and like doing mushrooms.
And it kind of struck me as like,

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why aren't more old people doing that
once they retire. They've got all

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this money saved, they ain't gotta
you know, worry about a drug test

401
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on a job. Nope, Why
isn't Why isn't Colorado filled with retirees like

402
00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:56.720
Florida is, Well, the old
people love cocaine and that's why they're in

403
00:30:56.759 --> 00:31:02.119
Florida. That could could be part
of it that I think that could be

404
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a big part of it. But
I'm with it like like like for me,

405
00:31:04.680 --> 00:31:08.400
I look, I'm looking forward to
that time when because I don't like

406
00:31:08.519 --> 00:31:12.200
losing control. Really, that's why
I don't do hard drugs. So the

407
00:31:12.240 --> 00:31:17.079
idea of taking a hit of acid
terrifies me. Doing shrooms worries me because

408
00:31:17.079 --> 00:31:18.839
I don't know where I'll end up. But by the time I'm seventy and

409
00:31:18.920 --> 00:31:22.599
fully retired, if I eat a
couple of mushrooms, you know, suck

410
00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:26.160
on a gummy, or you know, take a hit or two of acid

411
00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:30.759
over a weekend and I end up
naked standing on top of the ball at

412
00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:34.119
Reunion Tower, so be it.
I'm retired, Solsal Security will cover my

413
00:31:34.200 --> 00:31:41.880
bail. It just feels like like
the kind of I don't mean natural course

414
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of progression, but Trey, like
you were saying, it's a danger if

415
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you don't have something to do,
if you don't have a routine every day.

416
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There's a danger of falling into that
just drinking a bunch, And it

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00:31:53.759 --> 00:31:59.839
just surprises me that old folks aren't
constantly drunken high Did you ever meet John

418
00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:10.759
or Russ? Is twelve minutes long
enough for a segment only if we really

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really swear it makes the next segment
longer. Okay, good, you're in

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Blue Treehouse. Visit us online at
Treehouse OnAir dot com. All right,

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00:32:35.680 --> 00:32:40.000
time to welcome in Jacqueline from Brooks
Plumbing the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com

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for any and all of your plumbing
needs, give them a call two one,

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00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:47.400
four, three six eight thirty eight
thirty eight. Hello Jacqueline, how's

424
00:32:47.440 --> 00:32:52.480
your week been? I am tired, but we are good. A lot

425
00:32:52.519 --> 00:32:59.119
of plumbing issues going on in people's
lives. Yeah, you can't outsource it,

426
00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:01.839
and it always seems to pop up
when you least expect it. And

427
00:33:02.200 --> 00:33:06.000
you know, Murphy's Law dictates that
it's going to happen on a weekend or

428
00:33:06.079 --> 00:33:08.839
after hours, and that's just the
way of the world. Unfortunately, that

429
00:33:09.039 --> 00:33:12.839
is that is true. Unfortunately,
So let's let's actually piggyback on that.

430
00:33:12.880 --> 00:33:15.640
Can you give me an example,
you know, sometime over this past week

431
00:33:15.720 --> 00:33:20.680
where something occurred in someone's home or
some other scenario. But you're just really,

432
00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:24.400
really proud of something that one of
your guys did in doing a great

433
00:33:24.440 --> 00:33:30.240
job for one of your customers.
I mean, for me, I think

434
00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:36.440
customer service is about the little things. So I had a gentleman call not

435
00:33:36.480 --> 00:33:38.720
too terribly long ago, and he
said, I feel silly, but I'm

436
00:33:38.759 --> 00:33:42.720
an older gentleman, and I'm as
i've grown older, I've grown a little

437
00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:45.039
weaker. And I turned on an
exterior hose bib where you would hook up

438
00:33:45.079 --> 00:33:49.240
a garden hose, and it's very
stiff, and I just can't get it

439
00:33:49.240 --> 00:33:52.640
turned off. I'm not too far
from your office. How much would you

440
00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:55.519
charge me to just come shut off
the water? And I just told him,

441
00:33:55.519 --> 00:33:59.640
I said, that's absolutely ridiculous.
I'm not going to charge you for

442
00:33:59.680 --> 00:34:02.920
that. We're but we're gonna come
and we're gonna do it, and I'll

443
00:34:02.960 --> 00:34:07.039
knock on the door and let you
know when we're there and when it's done.

444
00:34:07.319 --> 00:34:09.239
It's just about the little things.
And I've got a little lady that

445
00:34:09.280 --> 00:34:12.880
we do a lot of business for, you know, over the years,

446
00:34:13.239 --> 00:34:15.320
and I like I told you.
At one point in time, we are

447
00:34:15.360 --> 00:34:17.400
having a conversation. She's she's legally
blind, and she said, I'm really

448
00:34:17.480 --> 00:34:22.800
running low on milk. Would you
mind grabbing me a gallon of milk?

449
00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:24.719
And I'll pay you for the time
and pay you for the milk. And

450
00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:28.119
I told her, I said,
I will grab you the milk. We

451
00:34:28.159 --> 00:34:30.599
will not charge you. You know, it just feels good to do the

452
00:34:30.599 --> 00:34:32.599
little things, especially for the seniors. Um And that same lady, I

453
00:34:32.599 --> 00:34:36.599
don't know if anybody's been to Keller's
in Dallas, that same lady asked me

454
00:34:36.679 --> 00:34:39.000
one day if we would bring her
a number five special from Keller's because she

455
00:34:39.079 --> 00:34:43.880
wanted a burger. So we went
and got her to burger. Sometimes it's

456
00:34:43.920 --> 00:34:47.280
just about being a good person.
So that's amazing. That really is amazing,

457
00:34:47.320 --> 00:34:51.400
because you know, I see and
I have seen, you know,

458
00:34:51.519 --> 00:34:54.880
other plumbing companies quote unquote the big
guys running around doing all these things and

459
00:34:54.880 --> 00:34:59.920
and and I've used some of them
and they're very good. But I love

460
00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:05.239
the personal touch that you and your
guys bring at Brooks Plumbing. Granted I'm

461
00:35:05.280 --> 00:35:08.480
not going to abuse it like others
and ask you to you know, bring

462
00:35:08.480 --> 00:35:12.639
me food. But I love the
fact that you do it for those that

463
00:35:12.719 --> 00:35:15.199
you see that need that additional help. So you want to support a company

464
00:35:15.239 --> 00:35:21.039
that does many great things besides what
they do for a living, It's time

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to call Brooks Plumbing for again,
any and all of your Brooks Plumbing needs

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eight thirty eight two one four, three

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six eight thirty eight thirty eight or
the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com.

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It's the treehouse. Here in the
Treehouse, we take our endorsements seriously.

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We don't recommend a company or service
to you that we don't use ourselves and

470
00:35:45.039 --> 00:35:50.199
truly believe in. So when the
opportunity came to partner with Cook DFW Roofing

471
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and Restorations, we did our homework. Part of that homework is checking reviews,

472
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and I want to share a couple
of those with you. Michael,

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who is an insurance agent, says
about Cook df We're really strict on who

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we send to our clients. Daniel
and his team that's Cook DFW are professional

475
00:36:06.639 --> 00:36:08.440
and honest and direct with my clients. If you have an issue. They

476
00:36:08.480 --> 00:36:13.559
work with all facets of the process. The insurance the adjusters, the client,

477
00:36:13.840 --> 00:36:16.840
and most importantly the dwelling. This
is who I send my clients to,

478
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which are the backbone to my business. And Laurel, a real estate

479
00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:27.639
agent, says it's imperative to provide
referrals to honest and professional vendors. Cook

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00:36:27.719 --> 00:36:32.519
DFW Roofing and Restorations has provided roofing
inspections, repairs, and or new roofs

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when needed. They're dependable, professional, provide excellent workmanship and have their client's

482
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best interest at heart. Time for
you to call Cook DFW Roofing and Restorations

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to get your free roof inspection scheduled, go to cookdfw dot com. That's

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Cook dfw dot com and tell them
you heard about them here in the Treehouse,

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00:36:57.199 --> 00:37:07.719
you're listening to the Treehouse online that
Treehouse OnAir dot com. This segment

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of the Treehouse brought to you by
Brooks Plumbing Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com.

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That's the website. There on the
website you will find the phone number for

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Brooks Plumbing which is two one four
three six eight thirty eight thirty eight.

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That's two one four three six eight
thirty eight thirty eight. At Brooks Plumbing.

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They fight a friendly and professional plumbing
service, which, by the way,

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if you go to Brooksplumbing Texas dot
Com, across the top on the

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menu can click services and you look
down at everything, all the services that

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they do, half the stuff I've
never even really heard of. So it

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tells you how you know, how
big of experts they are in the plumbing

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industry and for a fraction of the
cost of the big guys. So good

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plumbing at a great phrase Brooks Plumbing
Texas dot Com. Dan, you said

497
00:37:54.039 --> 00:37:58.159
earlier you were having a bad day. You want to Yeah, it was

498
00:37:58.440 --> 00:38:00.119
a couple of days ago. It's
just one of those days where nothing was

499
00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:02.840
going right. You want to tell
you buddies by you want to tell us

500
00:38:02.840 --> 00:38:07.000
all about it, Dan, You
want to let us know we got you.

501
00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:09.440
We're here for you. I mean, not so much me, but

502
00:38:09.519 --> 00:38:15.000
I mean Tray, all right,
I'll mainly look at Tray for this.

503
00:38:15.599 --> 00:38:20.679
Yeah, and I'll just listen for
the snide comments from Alfie, which by

504
00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:23.880
the way, is kind of the
show in a nutshell. No, the

505
00:38:23.920 --> 00:38:25.480
other day, it was just one
of those days. And I know,

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00:38:25.719 --> 00:38:29.599
I know you guys have experienced them. They're not unique to me. They're

507
00:38:29.639 --> 00:38:32.199
not unique to any one person.
Everyone has them every so often. It's

508
00:38:32.239 --> 00:38:37.880
like it doesn't matter you know good
karma, bad karma, living somewhere magical

509
00:38:38.119 --> 00:38:44.960
or living somewhere you know you know
bad, You're going to be susceptible to

510
00:38:44.960 --> 00:38:47.159
the occasional bad days. So my
bad day the other day wasn't even just

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00:38:47.320 --> 00:38:51.599
my bad day, was also my
wife's and our two bad days combine.

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00:38:52.760 --> 00:38:57.679
So my day started with, Okay, I wanted to go to the gym,

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So I go to the gym.
But the gym I went to because

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00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:04.400
I was trying to do a logistical
games where I could map out my day

515
00:39:04.519 --> 00:39:07.119
strategically, right, So I go
to a different location of my gym,

516
00:39:07.119 --> 00:39:12.960
which is Acrosstown. So I go
to this gym I don't normally go to,

517
00:39:13.119 --> 00:39:16.519
but it's the same same company,
right, And that's when I realize

518
00:39:16.599 --> 00:39:22.239
I don't have access to this gym, so I can't get a hold of

519
00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:24.519
the owners to get me access to
the gym. So then I need to

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00:39:24.760 --> 00:39:30.719
Acrosstown to the other chart or something
like that you can't get into or they

521
00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:32.559
do it through an app on your
phone so you can unlock and lock the

522
00:39:32.599 --> 00:39:38.159
doors because they're not always there because
they have a couple of different locations,

523
00:39:38.400 --> 00:39:44.280
so they can't always be there to
monitor the gym, and I guess they

524
00:39:44.320 --> 00:39:47.719
figured they'd rather go this route as
opposed to hiring and paying somebody just to

525
00:39:47.800 --> 00:39:50.880
kind of babysit the gym, which
I get. If you can do it

526
00:39:50.880 --> 00:39:52.760
through technology and save the money,
then by god, go for it.

527
00:39:52.840 --> 00:39:57.840
So it's actually literally available to you
twenty four hours, not just kind of

528
00:39:57.840 --> 00:40:04.000
a phrase they use exactly. Okay, cool, that's nice. So unfortunately

529
00:40:04.039 --> 00:40:06.880
I didn't have access to that gem
on my phone and they have to kind

530
00:40:06.920 --> 00:40:08.039
of run it through their I had
to get approval for it, so I

531
00:40:08.039 --> 00:40:12.519
didn't have time to wait for that, so I had to drive across town

532
00:40:12.599 --> 00:40:15.679
go to the other gyms. I
go to the other gym. Then Tara

533
00:40:15.840 --> 00:40:17.039
was done with work a little bit
sooner than I expected, so I had

534
00:40:17.039 --> 00:40:21.920
to leave the gym early drive back
across town to meet her for breakfast,

535
00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:23.320
which is which is fine. That's
a good thing, right. Well,

536
00:40:23.400 --> 00:40:27.519
the bad thing is though, when
she's trying to park, she ends up

537
00:40:27.519 --> 00:40:30.840
being the victim of some a hoole's
road rage because he wanted a parking spot

538
00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:36.199
that he thought he deserved and she
didn't. So she got to experience that,

539
00:40:37.719 --> 00:40:42.519
which is always great for anybody,
but especially when all she's trying to

540
00:40:42.519 --> 00:40:46.159
do is park in a parking spot. And she hadn't even completely passed the

541
00:40:46.159 --> 00:40:51.679
parking spot. She had basically just
gotten even with it when someone started to

542
00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:53.280
back up, So she did what
you would normally do. You throw up

543
00:40:53.320 --> 00:40:57.679
reverse and you back up a whole
foot. You let that person out,

544
00:40:57.719 --> 00:41:00.920
You take the spot right. Well, the guy behind her didn't think she

545
00:41:00.960 --> 00:41:04.760
should have that spot, so he
laid on his horn, was dog cussing

546
00:41:04.760 --> 00:41:07.480
her everything else. She gets the
spot, but of course he's mad,

547
00:41:08.039 --> 00:41:10.639
so as she gets out of the
car, he rolls his window down.

548
00:41:10.719 --> 00:41:15.599
He's yelling all sorts of just terrible
things at her. Now, when I

549
00:41:15.639 --> 00:41:20.320
show up to the place for breakfast, he's sitting outside and sees us,

550
00:41:20.320 --> 00:41:22.800
and then all of a sudden,
you know, he buries his face into

551
00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:24.440
his phone. He doesn't have as
much to say now that she's not alone.

552
00:41:24.639 --> 00:41:27.920
Okay, so quick question, how
you had a chance to work out

553
00:41:27.960 --> 00:41:30.400
at this point a little bit?
Yeah? Okay, so you had some

554
00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:34.400
pump on, you had some swoll
right, So you were walking up like

555
00:41:34.519 --> 00:41:38.719
kind of like flexing a little extra
jacked. Yeah, I wasn't flexing,

556
00:41:38.760 --> 00:41:42.800
And honestly, I didn't really know
what had happened yet because she was in

557
00:41:42.840 --> 00:41:45.559
the in the process of still telling
me what happened. When I saw this

558
00:41:45.559 --> 00:41:46.800
guy looking at us, and I
was wondering, why is this guy looking

559
00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:50.159
at us? You were walking around
like you do normally after going to the

560
00:41:50.159 --> 00:41:52.639
gym, where you're just kind of
like, you know, you look like

561
00:41:52.679 --> 00:41:55.719
you know, Batista, and you
got like a neck vein popping out.

562
00:41:55.800 --> 00:42:00.199
Yeah? Is that it? Is? That what it was? You know

563
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:02.199
what? Sure, that's exactly how
I look. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

564
00:42:02.239 --> 00:42:06.039
you look off from the guardians.
Yeah, exactly, had your shirt

565
00:42:06.079 --> 00:42:12.199
off, busting them nipples out,
and it's the island or Oklahoma or whatever,

566
00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:15.400
and you got to show off.
Yeah yeah, I got that.

567
00:42:15.480 --> 00:42:19.800
I got that good punk to city
pump. So yeah, no he he.

568
00:42:19.840 --> 00:42:22.000
All of a sudden got real quiet
when it came, you know,

569
00:42:22.159 --> 00:42:25.760
time to you know, to see
the terrible woman who took his parking spot.

570
00:42:28.320 --> 00:42:30.800
So then later and then so you
go back to work again later then

571
00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:32.639
later in the day. All we
really wanted to do was just get dinner,

572
00:42:32.840 --> 00:42:36.960
right and we we're gonna go out
to dinner. We're gonna get something

573
00:42:36.960 --> 00:42:38.760
out. So we go to a
place near the house, and as soon

574
00:42:38.800 --> 00:42:44.039
as we get there, they are
out of food. We don't mean out

575
00:42:44.039 --> 00:42:46.480
of food, they were they closed
the kitchen either. I think I think

576
00:42:46.480 --> 00:42:50.320
they had so many tickets backed up
they were they thought they were going to

577
00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:52.960
run out of food or it was
going to take them over an hour to

578
00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:57.000
make all the food that was already
in order or in q. So they

579
00:42:57.039 --> 00:43:00.760
basically just closed the kitchen. Even
though it's one of those places it's open.

580
00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:02.719
You can see the kitchen and they're
still cooking, but they tell you

581
00:43:02.840 --> 00:43:07.519
kitchen's clothes. Well, but it's
they're still cooking. I can I can

582
00:43:07.559 --> 00:43:09.719
see the grill. It's on,
like there's meat on it. Like,

583
00:43:09.760 --> 00:43:15.360
well, yeah, but not for
you, not anymore. Fine, So

584
00:43:15.400 --> 00:43:19.800
we hop in the car. You've
already, can't, sir, you any

585
00:43:19.800 --> 00:43:23.119
more meat, there's no protein here
for you. Also put on a shirt,

586
00:43:24.840 --> 00:43:27.880
so so that's like okay, fine, then we'll go to a different

587
00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:30.320
place. We'll grab dinner in a
different place. So we go to grab

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00:43:30.320 --> 00:43:34.800
dinner at a different place, and
luckily their kitchen was still open. However,

589
00:43:35.519 --> 00:43:37.679
however, it took an hour for
them to make the food. Now

590
00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:42.880
ask me what the food was.
What was the food? A salad?

591
00:43:44.360 --> 00:43:46.440
What kind of salad? Because they
can get kind of involved. Just a

592
00:43:46.440 --> 00:43:52.719
grilled chicken caesar. It took them
an hour to to to to rastle up

593
00:43:52.000 --> 00:44:00.159
a grilled chicken caesar salad. Now
is the island a lot busier right now?

594
00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:02.119
Is it? You know, out
of school? People out of school,

595
00:44:02.559 --> 00:44:08.199
like tourism time or no weird night. I think it was just like

596
00:44:08.239 --> 00:44:12.320
I said, I think it was
just an off day. It was an

597
00:44:12.320 --> 00:44:15.280
off day from beginning to end,
driving across the island three or four times,

598
00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:20.559
having to go to two different places
to get food, which took two

599
00:44:20.599 --> 00:44:24.000
and a half hours just to get
a salad. They're just some days that

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00:44:24.039 --> 00:44:28.039
don't go well. And you know, Terry gets yelled at because she parked

601
00:44:28.039 --> 00:44:30.360
in a parking spot that some ahole
thought was his, and it was just

602
00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:34.280
it was just one of those crab
days. But I the only reason I

603
00:44:34.280 --> 00:44:37.800
mentioned it to you earlier is because
coming in here with you guys makes me

604
00:44:37.840 --> 00:44:45.400
feel better. And I just wanted
to say thank you, well you're welcome.

605
00:44:45.079 --> 00:44:47.400
Yeah, yeah, thank you Trey. Yeah, yeah. See.

606
00:44:47.400 --> 00:44:50.719
Then there's there's see I see,
I told you. I told it to

607
00:44:50.760 --> 00:44:52.039
you, Trey. And then there's
Alfie with the snide under his breath.

608
00:44:53.760 --> 00:44:57.719
How do you want me to react? It was it was your delivery.

609
00:44:57.840 --> 00:45:00.639
It's not what we said, it's
how you said it. Well, I

610
00:45:00.639 --> 00:45:05.360
mean there there is a little bit
of Pavlovian conditioning here that you know when

611
00:45:05.400 --> 00:45:09.239
the host says something complimentary that everyone
just kind of, you know, tries

612
00:45:09.280 --> 00:45:15.800
to shield themselves and duck, yeah, you know something terrible's coming. Listen,

613
00:45:16.079 --> 00:45:19.599
here's your right here. I got
you guys, ipatch and you look

614
00:45:19.599 --> 00:45:24.159
over your head for the envil.
It's it's rare that cold hearted Dan O'Malley

615
00:45:24.159 --> 00:45:28.559
shares a tender moment. I'm just
saying, so I don't know what to

616
00:45:28.639 --> 00:45:31.280
expect. Well, in that case, I'm going to continue going against that

617
00:45:31.360 --> 00:45:36.360
grain because there's something else I wanted
to share with you guys, because I

618
00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:37.719
got a little bit of enjoyment out
of it, and in case you were

619
00:45:37.760 --> 00:45:42.519
not having the best of days,
I felt like this might uh you know,

620
00:45:42.599 --> 00:45:45.719
get a get a chuckle out of
you. ALPHI there's some audio I

621
00:45:45.760 --> 00:45:47.519
sent you if you would play that
here in just a second. Let me

622
00:45:47.599 --> 00:45:51.920
tell you the backstory here. Okay, all right, you ready, okay,

623
00:45:53.480 --> 00:45:59.199
um. This happened in a town
called Hastings, Pennsylvania, which is

624
00:45:59.199 --> 00:46:05.960
about ninety miles east of Pittsburgh.
The owner of an apartment complex had hired

625
00:46:05.960 --> 00:46:08.199
an exterminator to come in and spray
pesticide, you know in the units,

626
00:46:08.280 --> 00:46:12.679
you know, for bugs and such. Problem is, one of the tenants

627
00:46:12.679 --> 00:46:15.159
found a spider a few days later, and that tenant decided, well,

628
00:46:15.199 --> 00:46:19.119
I don't though if they were really
sprayed, So he went and checked his

629
00:46:19.159 --> 00:46:25.800
security camera footage, and upon checking
the security camera footage, he discovered that

630
00:46:27.800 --> 00:46:34.000
the exterminator sprayed more than pesticide in
his apartment. He actually saw him king

631
00:46:34.239 --> 00:46:38.760
in several different spots around the living
room, on their rug, their couch,

632
00:46:39.119 --> 00:46:45.159
a side table, also on their
daughter's toy box. The guy's name

633
00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:50.440
is Roger Young. He's actually the
owner of his own pest control company,

634
00:46:50.519 --> 00:46:53.400
Young's Pest Control. And he just
flat out admitted it. He's like,

635
00:46:53.440 --> 00:46:55.719
yeah, I did it. And
police asked him why. He just said

636
00:46:55.760 --> 00:46:59.159
he was having a bad day and
was sick of people, which I think

637
00:46:59.159 --> 00:47:02.480
we all can a fight with no. Um, No, I cannot identify

638
00:47:02.559 --> 00:47:06.199
with this, Dan, I've never
had a bad day and been sick of

639
00:47:06.199 --> 00:47:07.800
people to where I'm like, you
know, I got to pee everywhere in

640
00:47:07.840 --> 00:47:10.519
someone's house. Well, not to
that day. I'm just saying that we

641
00:47:10.559 --> 00:47:14.519
all can identify with having a bad
day and being sick of people. I'm

642
00:47:14.559 --> 00:47:16.480
not saying we identify with whipping it
out and piston on everything they own.

643
00:47:16.679 --> 00:47:20.920
I have had a bad day,
I've been sick of people. I've never

644
00:47:21.000 --> 00:47:23.480
thought, you know what, I
need to just pee just everywhere, just

645
00:47:24.360 --> 00:47:30.800
libraries, courthouses, churches. Oh
no, yeah, I never never has

646
00:47:30.840 --> 00:47:35.840
that crossed my mind. Never.
You never pulled an AZZI never pulled an

647
00:47:35.840 --> 00:47:39.360
azzie. Huh. Nope, that's
good that you don't, because that's bad.

648
00:47:39.920 --> 00:47:46.039
Um. There is a little more
to this story though, um So.

649
00:47:46.119 --> 00:47:49.480
The local news of course, got
wind of it, and they decided

650
00:47:49.519 --> 00:47:54.760
to talk to the tenant who had
the security footage about the exterminator peeing everywhere

651
00:47:54.760 --> 00:48:00.639
in his apartment a cat who was
sitting at the corner while he was urine

652
00:48:00.639 --> 00:48:05.880
eating, and we're pretty sure that
it splashed onto the cat. The maintaining

653
00:48:05.920 --> 00:48:08.639
it upsets me is that he yearn
eated on my daughter's toys. It's just

654
00:48:09.800 --> 00:48:14.440
it's a little girl, you know
that. That's that. That's ft up.

655
00:48:14.559 --> 00:48:19.800
That's beyond ft up. Dude.
Have you ever been so mad that

656
00:48:19.880 --> 00:48:25.920
you peed on somebody's cat? That's
I got. I got no way to

657
00:48:25.920 --> 00:48:30.039
relate to this. I got nothing
for this. It's just no I know

658
00:48:30.440 --> 00:48:34.159
that. That's what I mean.
That's always sound like the relatability begins and

659
00:48:34.400 --> 00:48:38.800
ends with having a bad day and
wanting to do something about it because it

660
00:48:38.800 --> 00:48:43.360
and it ends when you start you
start peeing on things in people's apartments.

661
00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:46.280
You go when you have you have
a drink. If you you've been having

662
00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:49.360
a bad day, if you don't
want to drink, go you know,

663
00:48:49.519 --> 00:48:52.960
exercise, go work out, go
to like an axe throwing thingy or something.

664
00:48:53.360 --> 00:48:57.159
Don't go. I was having a
bad day, so I just started

665
00:48:57.159 --> 00:49:00.920
to piss everywhere in your house.
Now that that's a psycho, man,

666
00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:05.800
That is an absolute psycho and golden
shower. Barbie was asking for it.

667
00:49:07.599 --> 00:49:09.719
Thank you for bringing that up.
Trade. Let's go back to the beginning

668
00:49:09.760 --> 00:49:15.159
of the audio, where the tenant
once again has to share with us everywhere,

669
00:49:15.239 --> 00:49:20.400
specifically that the exterminator TT. The
cat was sitting at the corner while

670
00:49:20.440 --> 00:49:24.880
he was urinating, and we're pretty
sure that it splashed onto the cat in

671
00:49:24.960 --> 00:49:30.039
maintaining. It upsets me is that
he urinated on my daughter's toys. It's

672
00:49:30.119 --> 00:49:35.360
just it's a little girl, you
know, and she played with it in

673
00:49:35.559 --> 00:49:39.079
his pee for two days. That's
what I don't find funny about this period.

674
00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:43.880
No part of it do I find
funny. It's jacked up. It's

675
00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:47.360
psycho this man. However, however, the laws are structured to where he's

676
00:49:47.400 --> 00:49:52.159
going to get charged with X y
Z. They need to bump that up

677
00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:54.440
to like two levels up. If
it's a misdemeanor, you know, b

678
00:49:55.000 --> 00:50:00.400
make it a felony one, because
that's beyond jacked up. There is facing

679
00:50:01.280 --> 00:50:06.719
go ahead. He's facing charges for
criminal mischief and distortally conduct. The tenants

680
00:50:06.719 --> 00:50:12.039
say replacing the rug, couch and
other belonging belongings cost them over four thousand

681
00:50:12.039 --> 00:50:15.840
dollars. No word on how much
Golden Shower Barbie set them back, though.

682
00:50:15.440 --> 00:50:21.000
See that's I don't mean to kill
any bit, but I just don't

683
00:50:21.039 --> 00:50:27.159
find it funny. It's it's psycho
man. It's absolutely like psycho to go

684
00:50:27.199 --> 00:50:29.519
in and think I'm gonna pee on
this cat, I'm gonna pee on this

685
00:50:29.639 --> 00:50:35.679
kid's toys. That is jacked up. And I cannot process the type of

686
00:50:35.719 --> 00:50:38.719
person how their brain works, you
know what I mean? I just can't.

687
00:50:40.119 --> 00:50:44.519
Well, maybe you've never really had
a really bad day in customer service?

688
00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:46.920
Is that why you pete in the
laundry hamper? Dan? Is that

689
00:50:46.960 --> 00:50:52.239
why why when when you and Tera
were living in that apartment, you decided,

690
00:50:52.280 --> 00:50:59.679
you know what, he's been having
a real bad dad's ters a blouse

691
00:50:59.760 --> 00:51:04.079
and and my workout short something,
just go ahead and just ruin our stuff.

692
00:51:04.159 --> 00:51:07.159
Is that how it worked? Dan? It was the dirty clothes hamper.

693
00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:09.639
It's not like she was still wearing
the things. So it's okay for

694
00:51:09.760 --> 00:51:13.440
you for you to, you know, just kind of just let it rip

695
00:51:14.239 --> 00:51:15.599
into your own dirty clothes hamper because
you were having a bad day. Were

696
00:51:15.599 --> 00:51:19.400
you having a bad day then,
Dan, I don't remember if it was

697
00:51:19.400 --> 00:51:22.159
a bad day or not. Tell
me this. On this bad day that

698
00:51:22.199 --> 00:51:27.960
you had where you couldn't get into
the gym and Tara got into a sin

699
00:51:28.079 --> 00:51:31.519
i ahole like yelled at her road
rage dat her, And you go to

700
00:51:31.719 --> 00:51:35.360
one restaurant and they don't serve you, and you go to another restaurant and

701
00:51:35.400 --> 00:51:37.519
they serve you, but it's an
hour and all that you was asking for

702
00:51:37.760 --> 00:51:40.320
was a couple of leaves of spinach
and a little bit of chicken on that

703
00:51:40.480 --> 00:51:45.440
bad day, Dan, tell me
where did you pee? I don't want

704
00:51:45.440 --> 00:51:54.199
to tell you. Yeah, okay, look kind of mind sharing something funnel

705
00:51:54.280 --> 00:51:59.320
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706
00:51:59.360 --> 00:52:02.079
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