Episode 23 - Dan's Been Spending Time With Strange Men Who Own Boats

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Welcome into the treehouse. I'm down
Malley, joined of course by Alfie Coy

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Tree Trendholme and very very very special, not just guess, but the longest

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running member of this show in this
treehouse, the rock and Roll attorney Ever

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Newton. Yeah, oh thanks,
you are welcome, sir. So I'm

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a little distracted this this uh,
this go around, not because of anything

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terrible going on, but it is
something that you know. I know that

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at least three of you, or
at least two of you can can relate

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to um. And I'm talking to
you Trey, and to you Everett.

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UM, not so much Alfie,
because I've been picking up diarrhea like all

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week. I'm sorry, Why what'd
you eat? What'd you do? Where

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you been pooping? Dan? Not
pooping a close hamper? No one didn't

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pooping a close hamper? Did you
poop outside the close hamper? Okay?

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I should have I should have been
more specific. I've been picking up doggy

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diarrhea all week. Okay, that's
my fault. I didn't specify. You

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chuckle head just assumed it was me. I'm sorry, and me and I

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was pooping all over the house.
Believe me, I would not be telling

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you you should be drunk right now. I don't know. I am not

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drunk right now. And ever,
Yeah, I mean, if if something

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bad like that did happen and I
got sick and I was, you know,

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crapping all over the house, then
yeah, I'd clean that up.

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There's no way I'm gonna ask my
wife to do it, although it would

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be fair if I asked the dogs
to do it. Would she do it

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if you asked her? I think
if I think if she knew that if

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I was really really ill, she
might or at least call somebody or at

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least pick it up yourself. Just
didn't feel like it. I think tera

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would at least put a diaper on
you yours. So just tickled with yourself,

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aren't you? Trey? You just
got Yeah, you got you got

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you got it? You got it
in your head. Me on the bed

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with my knees up to my ears. Yeah, I wasn't going that far.

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I just had an image. Dan, do you like an extra powder

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on your bum bum when you've done
a poopy? Please don't feed into this.

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Trade's gonna turn you know, there's
gonna be color in Trey's skin if

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you keep this up. You didn't
answer the question do you like extra powder

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on your bum? Bum? I'm
gonna I'm gonna take a really long road

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to answer that question. You know
how how poor of a memory I have?

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Right? No, I forgot.
No, that's my thing. Your

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thing is to remember things and throw
them back in my face. You're our

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girlfriend, Alfie. God, who
have you been dating? Trade? Jesus

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Man, that sounds like a traumatic
response. Oh yeah, No, Trey's

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had that holster for at least two
decades. God damn. Uh So.

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I unfortunately have random memories that swim
around the back of my brain that I

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have no control over whether or not
I actually remember them. Just it just

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is. And unfortunately, there are
some memories I have as a very small

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child of being, you know,
cleaned up in that fashion and at the

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time, yes, I did like
a lot of the powder. Do you

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really have memories of being an infant
to where you're still wearing a diaper?

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Well, I don't think it was
a diaper. I think it was more

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like toddler or something. And I
guess I was having accidents or something.

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I don't know, But you're still
wearing a diaper that I don't remember.

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Okay. My earliest memory, I
think was when I was two or three.

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I remember like a big blizzard or
like a snowstorm or something like that

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that happened right around the time that
my little sister was born. But it's

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all fuzzy, hazy, you know, just kind of stuff. But you

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having enough concrete memory of you and
a diaper and enjoying extra baby powder on

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your bum boom when you made a
poopy, is it's good you should you

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should talk to your neurologist about that. Well, first of all, I

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got to find a new one because
last guy I quit, hopefully unrelated to

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my involvement. But again, I
don't know if that was when I was,

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you know, diaper age. I
just remember, I just remember,

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you know, the post act of
whatever whatever happened, and I remember,

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you know, knees up in them
powder and stuff. So I don't know

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how old I was, But like
you, I actually my earliest memory was

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kind of fuzzy and it felt more
like a dream until one time I told

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my dad about it, and I
told him I was like, I think

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this actually happened, And it was
me getting my very first dog, my

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very first dog, little Docks and
and I told my dad one time.

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I was like, this is what
I remember. And he's like, oh

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my god, you actually remember that, because he of course didn't remember it.

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He was like thirty one years old, and he's like, yeah,

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that's exactly what happened. And it
wasn't a dream. I kind of thought

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maybe it was a dream and I
was just kind of conflating it or something,

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but no, he said that was
actually it. So anyway, after

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you made all these poopies around your
house because you weren't wearing your diapee,

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Okay, this is really getting out
of control. Number One, again,

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I did not poop around the house, and number two, I don't wear

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a diapee. That's why this poop
all around the house. Well, I

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really just kicked that door wide open
for you, didn't I sorry, you've

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been cleaning up your diarrheas? How
do you clean up diarrhea? By the

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way, oh han, the exact
phrase you that you used was I've been

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picking up diarrhea. How do you
do that? Isn't diaria paper towels?

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Okay, so you've been stopping it
up. Yeah I didn't want to go

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that graphic, but yeah, stopping
up diarrhea, okay, because I figured

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I had an image of you trying
to collect diarrhea with your bare hands and

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it's just liquidly slipping through your fingers. Like, can I carry all this

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diarrhea? Oh God, that just
sounds no, that would. I definitely

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know. My whole thing is I
probably use too many paper towels because I

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really don't want it on my fingers. Oh, there's no such thing as

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that. There's no such thing as
too many paper towels when it comes to

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cleaning up a gross ass mess.
M. That's exactly what it's been now

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with a little bit of you know
context here, Joel, are our old

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dog who's at least fifteen years old
that we did not expect to even make

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it this far. He has,
and he was he was sick, you

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know, for a number of days. And it was one of those you

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go to bed at night and you
wake up the next day and you just

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kind of walk around the house and
count how many, how many, how

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many boot puddles there are, and
then you just get all the rolls of

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paper towels and get on your knees
and start start wiping. That was gonna

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be My first question is which dog
was it, Because if it's the Chihuahua,

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I'm not gonna feel that sorry for
you. But Joeli, yeah it's

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a big dog. Yeah, when
it's a when it's sixty pound dog pooping

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everywhere, and it's like, yeah, it's it's it's gonna leave a bit

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of a mess and in the middle
of a trail. I never fancied you

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a sopper man. I always one
of you, Bore is a scoop and

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dab man. Scoop and dab,
you know, I think it's I think

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the strategy I use is whatever is
you know best for the moment, you

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know, whatever the situation calls for. Well, but sometimes you need to

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sort of it can choose depending upon
the situation. Yes, yeah, I

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mean something something's fine sometimes but other
times you need to scoop and dab.

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Now I'm not exactly sure what I've
been doing because I just I've just been

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soaking it up in a paper towel
and kind of wiping it. Was like,

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the dabbing doesn't seem like it would
make sense on the floor because then

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you're just kind of just pushing at
it. It's not just dabbing, Dan,

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it's scooping, dab scoop and dab
guy? Well, to me,

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which you cannot scoop? To me, scooping sounds difficult on hard flooring,

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it's not. You just need the
proper tools. All right, I'm going

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to regret this. What tool would
you recommend for scooping into dbbing? Everett

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scoop? Yah, he walked into
that one. I told you I was

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going to regret that question. A
scoop idiot. I love you, Everett

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speaking of dogs and uh and Everett
Newton our rock and rolled attorney, criminal

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defense attorney. The website still Dallas
attorney dot com. It is so if

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you decide to break the law,
then you can call you know, Everett

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and Darren and they'll they'll they'll represent
you. Would you Everett have taken this

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case? Trent? Remember this was
in Colorado? I think it was last

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week. You've done you've done duys
before, right like as an attorney.

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You haven't done them yourself, but
you've represented people who've been accused of the

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uys. So would you have taken
this case? A twenty eight year old

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guy in Colorado got pulled over on
suspicion of DUI at the last minute,

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he decided to switch places with his
dog, who was in the passenger seat.

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Okay, I like that, You're
not immediately kicking this case to the

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curb. The deputy witnessed the maneuver
as he approached the vehicle. The man

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told the deputy he was not driving
the car. And then, and I

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guess he felt like the deputy was
onto him. He gets out of He

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gets out of the vehicle and tries
to make a run for it. He

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got about twenty yards away before being
caught and arrested. Now, I'm sorry,

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go ahead. It doesn't seem like
the weirdest thing is that he tried

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to blame it on the dog,
but the fact that there were actually two

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sober people in the back of the
car that you know he could have attempted

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this with, but instead he went
with the dog. Did it so absolutely,

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under no circumstances take that case.
You don't think soever, You don't

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think it adds just the slightest shadow
of a doubt, Like, Hey,

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do you want to know why I
wouldn't take that case? Why not?

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I am not licensed to like this
law in Colorado. Now he's got you,

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alfhie. But what if it was
Texas, and what if they had

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charged the dog? Would you defend
the dog? You know, I've I

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have very little experience in canine court, but you know, I guess it

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depends on what sort of payment arrangements
we could come up with, your honor,

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who's a good boy. My client
is a good boy. Clearly I

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have a dog trying to rob Jack
in the box. Ought to pay the

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legal bills the Dan defense, which
is well, your honor, this dog

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has clearly been traumatized by the fact
that Dan is not a scooping dad man.

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This is not my dog. I'm
not the one that got pulled over,

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and then I'm blamed it on the
dog. This is somebody else,

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entirely in a totally different state.
It's not unlike you, though, Dan,

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because didn't you it is. I
would not blame the dog in that

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situation. You blame anyone else other
than you when it comes to any sort

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of traffic incidents or any roadway accidents, like that time that you backed into

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a jeep and blamed it on some
other nebulous, non existent as far as

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I know, bus or tour bus
or something like that. Yeah, it

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was a Safari cab. He tried
backing up. I backed up to avoid

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him backing into me. And when
I backed up a jeep that was turning

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onto the road to my left perpendicular
to me, I ran into. It

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was this Safari cab there when the
police showed up, of course not I

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wonder why, because they knew they
were in trouble okay, or they knew

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they had nothing to worry about,
and they just left and left the guilt

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your party at the scene. That's
it. They're like, Wow, what

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an idiot they take off on their
suffire. I really hate that we all

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learned a dogpile from such an early
age. I wonder where are we learned

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that from? So And also not
even in all seriousness ever, but I

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am I am curious that is that
the case where the guy gets accused,

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where the guy tries to blame the
dui on the dog, is that one.

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Let's say it happened in Texas.
Is that Acacia that you'd be all

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over or would you just be like
no, get out, No, no,

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I mean I would I would take
it because in reality, the police

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have to be able to wheel the
driver, they have to be able to

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identify who it was that was driving
and you know there's a chance that could

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have been the dog. Hey,
you might have to fancy and if the

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guy had money to pay you,
Oh yeah, yeah, that would certainly

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help. Do you think do you
think in that scenario is there I don't

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know. I just lost my train
of thought. I just started thinking again

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about again. I just started thinking
again about the guy with the dog and

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just you know, switching places and
pushing the dog into the driver's seat and

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trying to act as normal as possible. Yeah. I mean I've had clients

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who've done the old switch ald with
the front seat passenger, but the passenger

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has always been human. Does that
make it easier? Yeah? Yeah,

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it does it? Does you know
trying to suggest that a dog was driving

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is you know, a little bit
more of an uphill battle, but not

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impossible. That's what I was I
was trying to express just a minute ago,

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was with this case intrigue you just
because it's something you've probably never dealt

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with before. You're like, you
know, you've been an attorney for many,

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many years. Maybe you're holding out
to take only the interesting cases.

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Well yeah, and I mean that's
part of what makes criminal defense fun is

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the factual patterns behind whatever it is
brings people to see me because I mean

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there's just all kinds of craziness that
you just you know, how the hell

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did you get into this? I
mean, how could this possibly happen?

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You're right, because every case is
there's certainly a story behind it. Yes,

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and it's also gone on the fun
side, knowing that you're the you're

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the you're the attorney, you're not
the one being accused of anything. Yeah,

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that's always nice, man, I'm
glad that's not happened to me.

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I usually try to tell my clients
that too. I'm like, wow,

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it doesn't always really doesn't know as
much as as much as you can tell

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them what if it had been a
cat? What I represent person had had

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it been a cat? Yeah,
I don't know. I'm so right down.

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You go ahead, Everett. Oh
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uh but anything out of outside of
the mammalian world, I would have to

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defer to a reptilian attorney. Assuming
it's a reptile. I mean, if

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it's an amphibian, you know,
that would be a horse of a different

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color. Oh God, I don't
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it's real hard isn't it. It's
real hard. Does anyone else feel like

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we've devolved? You're listening to the
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the Treehouse. Rodney Anderson his phone number

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nine seven two fifty two hundred,
his website Rodney Anderson dot com. Obviously,

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summer is almost here. It's a
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wondering if someone finds a house that
they want, what's the first thing they

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should do? Well? Number one, you have to be preapproved up front.

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Sellers want to know are you for
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right now is can you qualify for
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wait for you to sell your house
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that. So the first step is
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what you can afford. Is this
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money am I going to need?
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relocations right now. This is a
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tell people, let's get you pre
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and therefore you're a bulletproof situation when
it comes to the seller. And what's

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the fastest that you can close one
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by federal law, can't close for
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Dan, we're closing our purchases in
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it every single day, which gives
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smoke somewhere in DFW, it's not
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have a not so random question to ask

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you, gentlemen, Um, is
it okay to tell another guy, Hey,

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you smell good? Yeah? Just
stay yeah, Alpha, you're right

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on top of that trey. Seems
a little uncertain, and I think Everett's

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still processing. Is it a friend
or I mean just someone walking past you

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on the street. I wouldn't do
it to a complete stranger. If it

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was like if it was any one
of you, Like if I walked in

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the treehouse here and I was just
like, oh, man, trade,

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hey, you smell really good.
You get like a new cologne or you

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know something, I'd have no problem
with that, but someone that's more of

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an acquaintance, so not a stranger, because I would not ask a stranger

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a good friend like one of you
guys would, I would have no problem

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asking, but sort of that in
between stage, like I know the person,

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but I don't know them so well
that I'm comfortable completely asking them,

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you know, what's your scent?
But I'm really I'm really curious. I

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think if it's just an acquaintance,
they may there's always the risk that they're

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going to misperceive your motive. So
if I just say, hey, you

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smell nice, they may see that
as I'm hitting on them. Possibly,

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Okay, So maybe it's in how
I frame what I say, Like if

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I was to say, hey,
what's that cologne you're wearing? It smells

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really familiar, Or there's someone I
used to know that smelled like that and

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I've always wondered what it was,
something along those lines, or is that's

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still going to be weird? Maybe
I'm not hitting on you unless sure I

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want me to, or just go
I think my wife would really like that

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sent what are you wearing? Yeah, but then I don't want him thinking

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that I'm trying to set him up
with my wife. Well, it's better

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than him thinking you're trying to set
him up with you. No, I'd

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rather him think I'm hitting on him
as opposed to trying to set him up

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with my wife. I'm much more
comfortable with him thinking I'm hitting on him.

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Maybe you could slip in a note, dear stranger, I am not

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hitting on you. I simply must
know what smell you're wearing right now,

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But you smell divine, positively intoxicating. Do you have a boat we can

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go back to Now? I'm wondering
whether or not I tell everything story or

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just let it sit there. You
gotta tell me, what do you mean?

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You can't not tell me? All
right? So I guess a handful

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of months ago, Tera and I
are sitting at sitting at a bar as

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we do, and there's a gentleman
there I'd say mid to late I'd say

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mid sixties or so, so I
mean he's he's older than us, and

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we destrick up a conversation. It's
your small talk out of bars, kind

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of like what happens. And he
tells us he's an artists. He makes

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this jewelry by hand, and so
he leaves the bar which, by the

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way, this bar is at a
marina. So he leaves, goes to

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his boat and grabs a couple of
these pieces of jewelry and brings them back

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for us that he makes like,
here, I'll give these two to you,

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guys, please my treat for me
to you enjoy. And then a

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little while, a little time goes
by, and then at some point he

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seems to think, Hey, maybe
they'd like to come see my boat,

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at which point he asked, you
one comes him a boat, to which

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we immediately said, hey, bartender, can you close us out? It

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was so nice to meet you,
but no, thank you. At the

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end of the story, yeah,
are you sure? Well, I haven't

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seen him since, and unless he's
floating by my house and with a pair

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of binoculars, that's so far.
The end of the story is we talked

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to a guy. We thought he
was just being nice, and then we

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got the feeling he was hitting on
us. How did he smell actually nice?

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Honestly, he didn't smell like a
guy who lived on a boat by

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himself. I'm just thinking I'd like
this story so much more if the ending,

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if the beginning of the ending was
I said, yes, I'd love

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to see your boat. No,
no, no, thank you. I've

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I've seen enough boats. I am
curious about seeing boats from the inside.

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But I didn't feel like that was
the right situation. Have you seen his

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boat? What type of boat would
it have been? Let's start there.

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I have no idea, Everett,
I didn't. I didn't see it.

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I don't want to presume to think
about what kind of boat I think he

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would have. You can think of
a catamaran. Well, I mean,

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is that the one with the floaties, the floaty things. That's a pontoon.

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Okay, well, technically that's it's
all boats. No, some boats

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are just buoyant, but I'm talking
about the floaty like the floaty tubes,

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trainers. What I'm talking about.
It's a pontoon. Yeah, yeah,

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which one turns you want? The
catamaran is similar to that. Yeah,

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it's got the it's a it's a
two holes. Basically, there's a catamaran.

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Did you find it sexier, Dan, the catamaran because it's got more

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syllables? I don't. I don't. I don't have a preference sounds more

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exotic. I was just curious to
ask, is it weird to tell a

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guy, hey, you smell good, or to say, hey, what

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is what is that scent that you're
wearing. I'm curious because I have been

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curious about that with a couple of
guys I've been around, Like, I'm

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kind of curious, but I don't
want to make them feel weird, and

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I don't want to feel weird,
So I figured I'll just make it awkward

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in here for all of us,
and I wanted to get your input.

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Just do it. You made the
association. I like how you made the

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association between telling men wondering if it's
okay to tell other men that they smell

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good, and suddenly you went from
that to the to the catamaran invitation.

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I didn't do that. Ty did
that. That was Trey. Oh good

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job, Tray. So so connection, what's the connection? Trey brought it

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up? You ask him to me. There's no connection. He said something

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that either we wanted to explain or
didn't. And you you said you wanted

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to know. So I told you
I'm with ever, there's a connection here.

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You wouldn't have brought up to the
boat guy smelled good if there wasn't

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something I didn't And honestly, I
didn't know what he smelled like because I

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wasn't that close to him. I
said what I said, just you know,

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for the sake of the story,
have you run one at a time.

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Gentlemen, let's not forget we also
started this with you know, talking

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to about you know, Dan getting
extra a baby powder on his bum bump,

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so you know he might have been
feeling frisky as well. I was

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a toddler. Thank you planning this
for decades. I think it's very important

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that we all make and agreed to
the rule that we keep things within context

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for one another and by one another. I mean me. So you were

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feeling frisky and your bum bum was
smelling good, and then you want to

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go tell another guy that he smelled
good? Were you looking for a compliment

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in return? No, the compliment
should be genuine. Maybe you did smell

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good. I don't know. I
didn't ask Dan to answer your initial question.

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There's nothing weird about asking somebody what
they're wearing, what sort of smell

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or cologne or perfume or whatever.
If you like it, you like it

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to say, hey, sorry for
the weird question, what are you wearing?

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Cool? Thanks? I'll google it. Appreciate you that's it. That's

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as far as it needs to go. The real question here is have you

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met with Boatman again? No?
I have not have not seen him since

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that night. That was this morning, one and done. I bet he

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used He probably felt like that that
I, you know, not okay.

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So I need to be careful because
I had like two different phrases in my

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mind that we're both going to come
back and bite me, and I don't

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want to say them. But basically, I bet he was disappointed that he

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gave us jewelry and we didn't give
him anything in return. Usually, working

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about that, I forgot that part
of the story. Did he gave you

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jewelry? M hmm, yeah,
I remember that the beads punchline, but

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Terry clearly still does. I thought
that was just a funny punchline. He

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actually gave you jewelry, Wasn't he
just like, Hey, you guys want

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to see what I'm doing. No, what he said is that he's a

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he's an artist and he makes jewels. He makes, you know, a

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hand design jewelry, and he gave
you some of this sounds like you're indebted

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to him some. I'm not saying
you gotta you gotta open up the damn

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portal to him. But you know, you don't want to be indebted to

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this man, So buy him a
couple of beers and say thanks for the

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jewelry. That way you don't feel
obligated to go back to his boat.

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We absolutely did buy him a drink
to say thank you for the to say

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thank you for the jewelry, so
that way we didn't feel indebted, and

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also so that way we wouldn't feel
like there's there's some sort of open loop

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where we owe him something. Oh, you know, you're likely to run

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into him again. Oklahoma is not
that big of a steak. No,

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it's it's not, but it's not
very dense population wise. I just like

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to go into him once before go
to Trey. I mean, I just

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find it funny that it seems to
be universal. You know, you give

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someone jewelry, they give you a
beer in return, you just feel like

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you got screwed. That's one of
the phrases I was trying to avoid saying

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earlier, because in this case he
didn't. But what kind of jewelry?

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Artist jewelry? It was actually a
pirate glass. Pirate glass glass that they

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found from you know, pirate ships
or privateering ships that have you know,

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washed onto shore over the over the
centuries. So he gave you a piece

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of glass, that's what it is. It's like a Heineken bottle. It's

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just, oh, no, this
is pirate glass, and I come back

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to my boat and shut up.
Honestly, That's one of the things I

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always think when someone shows me a
green a green piece of broken glass on

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the beach and it looks kind of
old because it's weathered, and then they

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say, look if I'm pirate glass, Like, man, that's that's that's

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I's a Heineken bottle from from right
over there. But I mean it wasn't

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like a brooch or a necklace or
anything like that. Fashion didn't you know,

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I don't know. No, it
actually was. It was. It

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was. It was sort of almost
a triangle shape piece of what he said

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was pirate glass um on a necklace
with a sterling design around it. It

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looks like you're wearing it now,
No, are you what's underneath your shirt?

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Or do you have that button button? It's the different necklace. That's

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that's the other one he gave you. No, I didn't take no,

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he only gave me one, and
that one's in the car, so you

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carry it with you always. It
may have it may have been adorned on

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my rearview mirror for a period of
time. Is that like the upside down

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pineapple for the swingers thing? You
leave it on your car so that way

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he spots you easily in the parking
lot, and that's how he knows I'm

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game. Yeah, that's that's like
your parking pass to the marina. The

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marina guard knows to let you in
because you've got the pirate glass. Pirate

405
00:33:31.640 --> 00:33:38.319
glass for pirate ass. Just so
you know, I'm using the idea promo.

406
00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:46.200
And you know, you may be
right. That may be that may

407
00:33:46.279 --> 00:33:51.960
be his his sneaky way of claiming
people in the marina as his, like

408
00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:59.559
those are his his people. When
you're displaying it prominently from your rear view

409
00:33:59.599 --> 00:34:02.160
mirror, the thought actually crossed my
mind. And that's and that's why I

410
00:34:02.200 --> 00:34:07.279
took it down. What is it? Is it in your car or is

411
00:34:07.319 --> 00:34:10.320
it taken down the console? Okay, so it's a little harder a spot.

412
00:34:10.360 --> 00:34:14.039
Somebody has to me walking into the
parking lot to see. I mean,

413
00:34:14.159 --> 00:34:21.000
is it just like a reminder of
opportunity lost. No, it's just

414
00:34:21.280 --> 00:34:23.000
it's just a necklace that I got
from some old guy who said, you

415
00:34:23.079 --> 00:34:27.719
want to come see my boat?
And I said, no, thank you.

416
00:34:29.599 --> 00:34:31.800
You're feeling anxious. Do you look
down in your console and you see

417
00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:42.320
it and you suddenly feel comfort?
No, especially especially now, because I

418
00:34:42.480 --> 00:34:45.039
look at that necklace and I now
think of the two times i've I've told

419
00:34:45.079 --> 00:34:49.000
you guys about it, and it
makes me want to throw it back into

420
00:34:49.039 --> 00:34:52.480
the ocean. You're going to be
like Rose from Titanic, and you want

421
00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:58.239
to get on a boat and toss
it off while Celine Dion sings in the

422
00:34:58.320 --> 00:35:05.440
background, all the missed opportunity of
love Dan on clear nights, Do you

423
00:35:05.519 --> 00:35:08.800
hold the necklace and stare up at
the moon and wonder if he's looking at

424
00:35:08.840 --> 00:35:15.119
the same moon you are, while
knowing that all three of us could fit

425
00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:27.079
on that boat? Well, I
certainly am. Now how did we get

426
00:35:27.159 --> 00:35:35.960
off of this? Please don't say
get off right now? You're listening to

427
00:35:36.079 --> 00:35:59.800
the Treehouse because it goes online at
Treehouse on air dot com. Let's walk

428
00:35:59.880 --> 00:36:02.920
in into the Treehouse. Jacqueline from
Brooks Plumbing the website Rooks Plumbing, Texas

429
00:36:04.039 --> 00:36:06.880
dot Com. Their phone number.
What you're gonna need at some point is

430
00:36:06.960 --> 00:36:09.440
two one four three six eight thirty
eight thirty eight. That's two one four

431
00:36:09.880 --> 00:36:13.679
three six eight thirty eight thirty eight. So for this one, JACKL,

432
00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:15.960
I'm gonna throw a quick curveball at
you. See if you can think on

433
00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:20.400
your feet here, do me a
favorite name all of the plumbers on your

434
00:36:20.440 --> 00:36:27.679
staff. Um, I have Carlos, Pete, Wrangler, Philip Lewis,

435
00:36:28.239 --> 00:36:35.000
Roy, Oliver, Jose, Javier, Sean, Jerry Laudio, Chewy is

436
00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:37.119
a nickname, but his name is
Chewey and Manuel, and I have a

437
00:36:37.159 --> 00:36:42.559
favorite story about all of them.
Um. Pete rides with Jerry and we

438
00:36:42.679 --> 00:36:47.480
call them Pete and repeat. And
then Wrangler applee name is my resident cowboy.

439
00:36:47.559 --> 00:36:52.599
He just competed at the the NFR
Finals in Las Vegas as a team

440
00:36:52.679 --> 00:36:57.199
roper. Feel him since he was
an infant. Philip, we call him

441
00:36:57.199 --> 00:37:01.079
Philly Cheesesteak, because why not.
And then We've got two wands, big

442
00:37:01.159 --> 00:37:05.239
one and little one. And so
I'm always trying to get the ladies at

443
00:37:05.320 --> 00:37:07.360
home Depot to differentiate for me which
one it is. If we run to

444
00:37:07.400 --> 00:37:09.440
Home Depot, I'm like the big
one. We call him Big Sexy.

445
00:37:09.559 --> 00:37:13.320
The little one, he's Paquita one. You know, I just I love

446
00:37:13.480 --> 00:37:17.119
them, and I'm proud of I'm
proud of all of them because they work

447
00:37:17.239 --> 00:37:22.880
so hard and very they're earning their
hours. You go in the field and

448
00:37:22.960 --> 00:37:24.199
you earn your hours as a plumber, and you have to test up.

449
00:37:24.239 --> 00:37:27.960
You have to be licensed at the
state level. So I've seen some of

450
00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:30.360
them start as apprentices and go up
to journeyman, apprentice, tradesmen, journeyman

451
00:37:30.440 --> 00:37:35.280
master. I had one gentleman out
at this Texas State Board testing yesterday.

452
00:37:35.360 --> 00:37:37.920
So I just love them. I'm
their biggest cheerleader for sure. The reason

453
00:37:37.960 --> 00:37:42.840
why I wanted to ask you that
is because I know that myself included that

454
00:37:42.920 --> 00:37:45.320
if I have that if anyone has
a contractor coming into their home, they

455
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:49.719
want to make sure that that contractor
is safe. And that's why I think

456
00:37:49.760 --> 00:37:54.559
it's so great to work with a
company like Brooks Plumbing that you have.

457
00:37:54.920 --> 00:37:58.960
I think I counted like fifteen plumbers
on your staff. Maybe I missed one

458
00:37:59.039 --> 00:38:01.000
or two and this was big one, one or two. I feel bad.

459
00:38:01.119 --> 00:38:05.599
Well, we won't tell him that
he's probably new anyway. But the

460
00:38:05.719 --> 00:38:08.719
important thing is they're all safe.
Jacqueline knows all of them, loves all

461
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:12.679
of them, and she trusts them
to go into your home as well as

462
00:38:12.719 --> 00:38:15.840
hers mine everyone's. So you have
a plumbing issue, give Brooks Plumbing a

463
00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:19.840
call. Maybe you'll get lucky and
you'll get you know, big one and

464
00:38:19.920 --> 00:38:22.800
little one at the same time.
It is two one four three six eight

465
00:38:22.960 --> 00:38:27.079
thirty eight thirty eight two one four
three six eight thirty eight thirty eight,

466
00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:31.039
or of course Brooks Plumbing Texas dot
com. Thanks, it's the Treehouse.

467
00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:42.559
Let's welcome in. Carry Cook from
Cook dfw Roofing and Restorations to the Treehouse,

468
00:38:42.920 --> 00:38:46.159
answering lots of questions that I have
about roofing and what to do through

469
00:38:46.199 --> 00:38:50.920
the entire process. If there's damage
on my roof or on your roof,

470
00:38:51.360 --> 00:38:54.920
go to cook dfw dot com.
You can schedule your free roof inspection,

471
00:38:55.239 --> 00:38:58.559
just like I have done. Yeah. I may live on an island now,

472
00:38:58.679 --> 00:39:00.639
but I still have a house in
doll said. I want to make

473
00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:04.880
sure it's taken care of, and
that's why we call COOKDFW dot com.

474
00:39:05.280 --> 00:39:09.400
So let's say, for example,
carry that stormrolled through I for whatever reason,

475
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:14.039
didn't call you before I called the
insurance company like you've told us that

476
00:39:14.119 --> 00:39:16.880
we should do. But now I'm
having an issue with the adjuster. Is

477
00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:22.159
that something that you can help with. Absolutely. Our first attempt would be

478
00:39:22.159 --> 00:39:23.920
to try to get the adjuster to
come back out with us so we can

479
00:39:23.960 --> 00:39:28.039
go through it and point out what
we find. If that doesn't work,

480
00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:30.960
then we hire a public adjuster that
will do the same thing, but much

481
00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:34.519
more in depth. And it cost
us money. So we're not going to

482
00:39:35.079 --> 00:39:37.239
hire someone to go out if we
don't think you can file a claiming get

483
00:39:37.840 --> 00:39:44.119
covered on it. Gotcha, Oklahoma, it's really nice. Fine. So

484
00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:45.880
we know that there's a limit to
your service area, but you do service

485
00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:49.639
all of North Texas, right,
Oh. Absolutely, We've moved down to

486
00:39:49.679 --> 00:39:52.559
Georgetown and Leander. Oh wow.
So if at some point you guys ever

487
00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:57.119
do decide to expand to the US
Virgin Islands, I'm going to be very

488
00:39:57.199 --> 00:40:00.480
happy because I have some some some
issues with my roof or I would love

489
00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:01.559
you look at But in order to
do that, I'd probably have to pay

490
00:40:01.559 --> 00:40:05.039
for you to come down here.
Right Well, I don't know. We

491
00:40:05.199 --> 00:40:06.840
have to talk to Janie about that
one. Maybe we can make it a

492
00:40:06.920 --> 00:40:09.679
vacation trip. Okay, I smell
a barter deal, so you need to

493
00:40:09.719 --> 00:40:14.360
call cookdfw dot com so I can
help pay for their trip down here.

494
00:40:14.679 --> 00:40:19.360
So roof inspections are free. Call
COOKDFW on their website. Is the number

495
00:40:19.400 --> 00:40:27.840
cookdfw dot com. You're in the
treehouse, visit us online at Treehouse OnAir

496
00:40:28.039 --> 00:40:37.519
dot com. This segment up the
Treehouse is brought to you by Brooks Plumbing.

497
00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:42.119
The website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. The phone number for any and

498
00:40:42.239 --> 00:40:45.639
all of your plumbing needs two one
four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight.

499
00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:51.280
That's two one four three six eight
thirty eight thirty eight. Anyone needing

500
00:40:51.320 --> 00:40:57.960
the plumbing gun at their homes?
Non movement for the bubble. When you

501
00:40:58.119 --> 00:41:01.599
do, you called Brooks Plumbing.
It's Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. Two

502
00:41:01.639 --> 00:41:07.480
one four three six eight thirty eight
thirty eight. Speaking of plumbing m No

503
00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:10.880
one asked. But I'm just going
to tell you Joel is fine now from

504
00:41:12.039 --> 00:41:15.320
all the diarrhea problems that he was
having before. It's such a weird feeling,

505
00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:19.360
though, when you go from you
know, picking up you know,

506
00:41:19.519 --> 00:41:25.079
diarrhea every day for almost a week
and then and then you get the the

507
00:41:25.239 --> 00:41:30.559
turnaround pat happens, and then he
doesn't poop for almost two whole days,

508
00:41:30.599 --> 00:41:34.960
and you're like, Okay, we've
overcorrected because the medicine he's on has now

509
00:41:35.079 --> 00:41:38.079
done too good of a job.
Or maybe I shouldn't given him a whole

510
00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:43.679
bowl of kase so to stop him
up. But it really is such an

511
00:41:43.719 --> 00:41:46.239
odd feeling. This is why I
figured, you know, Trey and Everett

512
00:41:47.000 --> 00:41:52.519
being being doggy parents, you'll you'll
appreciate whenever the dog is sick, and

513
00:41:52.599 --> 00:41:55.239
then all especially with diarrhea, and
then that first time that they go number

514
00:41:55.280 --> 00:42:01.480
two and it's solid again. Oh, and you're so happy, good boy,

515
00:42:01.559 --> 00:42:05.800
good boy, Yeah, beyond elated. You were like, want to

516
00:42:05.920 --> 00:42:07.639
just roll around in a grass with
him. Good job, except there's poop

517
00:42:07.679 --> 00:42:09.800
in there. But that's how good
you feel. It's like, think,

518
00:42:09.880 --> 00:42:16.880
good job, Yes, you're solid
again. I don't know this, joy

519
00:42:16.960 --> 00:42:22.239
Dan, because I don't own a
dog. When when you are celebrating the

520
00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:25.079
the solid poops, do you grab
it and pick it up and hold it

521
00:42:25.199 --> 00:42:32.800
up to the sun like a lion
king or something like that, slid to

522
00:42:32.920 --> 00:42:43.519
start shouting it so the entire island. Can hear me it's important. Oh,

523
00:42:43.599 --> 00:42:45.320
I was just gonna say, I
think it's important to sort of root

524
00:42:45.360 --> 00:42:51.320
around in it with a stick test
the integrity of it makes sense. Everything's

525
00:42:51.320 --> 00:42:53.559
okay. Well yeah, I mean
on the surface it could look solid,

526
00:42:53.679 --> 00:43:00.280
but it could be you know,
liquid filled. It could be a doggy

527
00:43:00.360 --> 00:43:09.760
gusher. Is it is not molten
dog poop? A dog Claire God.

528
00:43:10.840 --> 00:43:17.159
Speaking of animals, I'm was curious
when we did our road show last month

529
00:43:17.800 --> 00:43:22.880
at Toady's in Bedford, ever you
brought up something that is just kind of

530
00:43:22.920 --> 00:43:28.960
like up your alley, something completely
random, out of left field. Do

531
00:43:29.119 --> 00:43:34.840
you have any owls yet in your
backyard? No? Oh, I'm sorry,

532
00:43:36.440 --> 00:43:39.039
didn't happen to your owl feeder?
No? No, I still have

533
00:43:39.159 --> 00:43:42.920
the owl house and I've got a
camera inside. The only thing that's gone

534
00:43:42.960 --> 00:43:45.039
in there about a month and a
half ago, there was a squirrel that

535
00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:49.360
went inside for about three and a
half seconds. But aside from that,

536
00:43:49.480 --> 00:43:52.800
there's been no activity. Although we
did hear an owl, a screech owl,

537
00:43:53.000 --> 00:43:58.199
which is what we're looking for in
our neighbor's yard, who doesn't even

538
00:43:58.280 --> 00:44:01.440
have a house an owl house,
by the way, So I'm like,

539
00:44:01.559 --> 00:44:06.039
come on, man, anything you
think yeah, do you think maybe it's

540
00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:07.800
it's just being cautious like he sees
it, but he doesn't want to move

541
00:44:07.840 --> 00:44:13.960
in entirely thinking well, maybe it's
a trap. It's not fantastic owl house.

542
00:44:14.280 --> 00:44:19.360
It's perfectly decked out. Any owl
would would love to live there,

543
00:44:19.519 --> 00:44:22.960
and and you know it's, let's
face it, it's it's a place where

544
00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:28.519
owls get down. You know,
they have chicks and you know, offspring,

545
00:44:28.639 --> 00:44:30.639
and and it's it's great for that. I've made a really nice little

546
00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:37.599
betting inside the owl house for you
know, so they can get busy.

547
00:44:37.000 --> 00:44:43.360
And yet all owls seem to have
forsaken my owl house. Do you think

548
00:44:43.400 --> 00:44:47.599
that the owls might uh see the
wonderful owl house that's there for them and

549
00:44:47.760 --> 00:44:52.039
think, oh no, that's that's
too nice for me. I I that's

550
00:44:52.079 --> 00:44:55.960
obviously somebody starts to rent for that. Yeah. Yeah, I think some

551
00:44:57.119 --> 00:45:00.679
of the owls may feel unworthy.
So that's why I put up the sign.

552
00:45:06.159 --> 00:45:09.320
So someone asked, what's the signs? Say? Thank you, Drey,

553
00:45:10.840 --> 00:45:17.519
you're worthy? Have you have you
thought about putting any jewelry in there?

554
00:45:20.320 --> 00:45:23.760
I'd considered it, but I think
Dan's pretty well married to that necklace

555
00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:29.320
that he's gotten his console. I'd
be happy to donate it if do you

556
00:45:29.360 --> 00:45:32.760
think if it'll produce some owls?
All right, I'm gonna duly noted.

557
00:45:34.880 --> 00:45:37.480
I want that piece of jewelry.
I want the pirate glass so I can

558
00:45:37.519 --> 00:45:39.199
put it inside the owl House and
people will be able to see it because

559
00:45:39.199 --> 00:45:45.280
I can stream it online whether or
not it's in there. So the clock

560
00:45:45.440 --> 00:45:47.039
is ticking Dan, all right,
Well, when I when I, when

561
00:45:47.079 --> 00:45:50.800
I come in July, I will, I will bring you some some of

562
00:45:50.840 --> 00:45:52.320
that pirate glass and you can dangle
it in there and see if it is

563
00:45:52.480 --> 00:45:57.559
enticing to have some owls. Get
in there and get it on for your

564
00:45:57.960 --> 00:46:05.599
ol porn. So you got mail
service in Oklahoma? Right, yes,

565
00:46:05.800 --> 00:46:07.559
yeah, they have mail here.
You could you could send it to me.

566
00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:10.320
You could send to me today.
Well, I gotta wait till July

567
00:46:12.039 --> 00:46:14.239
because you know your game. You
just want to hang on to it as

568
00:46:14.280 --> 00:46:17.079
long as you possibly can, clinging
to it like grim death and hopes that

569
00:46:17.159 --> 00:46:22.920
I'll forget between that and July,
which I won't. But again I say,

570
00:46:22.280 --> 00:46:25.320
wail it to me. It's mainly
because shipping, shipping is kind of

571
00:46:25.400 --> 00:46:30.920
crazy here. How much would it
cost to send it a lot? How

572
00:46:30.039 --> 00:46:37.239
much? I don't know. See
this is just all made up. It's

573
00:46:37.239 --> 00:46:38.519
gonna be really expensive. How much
is it gonna cost? I don't know.

574
00:46:38.719 --> 00:46:42.360
I don't know. It's tough.
Costs more to ship, you know,

575
00:46:42.480 --> 00:46:45.719
back to the States from here than
than than you would expect. I

576
00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:46.880
think you can do one of those
that you go to the post office and

577
00:46:46.920 --> 00:46:50.679
get one of those boxes that if
it fits its ships, it might it

578
00:46:50.800 --> 00:46:57.920
might work that way. Those things
are ten bucks. Dan. In Dan's

579
00:46:57.960 --> 00:47:00.599
defense, he has another month and
a half on the island. What if

580
00:47:00.599 --> 00:47:05.559
he runs into that guy. I
think it's sentimental. I think Dan doesn't

581
00:47:05.559 --> 00:47:08.119
want to get rid of the necklace
because it's it's special to him, represents

582
00:47:08.159 --> 00:47:12.280
a special night. How awkward would
that be? Oh? Sorry, I

583
00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:17.280
gave your jewelry to an owl.
Thank you for having my backtray. You're

584
00:47:17.360 --> 00:47:22.360
welcome. I think i'll pay shipping. You just tell me what it is.

585
00:47:22.480 --> 00:47:27.960
I'll ven mo you. Okay.
Although I am curious about this everytt

586
00:47:28.079 --> 00:47:30.760
the owl thing? How did that
come about? Is because something happened to

587
00:47:30.840 --> 00:47:35.360
me recently and I'm wondering if it's
an age related thing, like you reach

588
00:47:35.400 --> 00:47:42.239
a certain age and you start not
necessarily bird watching, but noticing birds more

589
00:47:42.320 --> 00:47:45.159
often than I than I used to. And I thought about you with the

590
00:47:45.239 --> 00:47:47.679
owls, and I thought, is
this sort of like the next step in

591
00:47:49.039 --> 00:47:52.000
an aging process or maturity is you
start looking at birds more and you're like,

592
00:47:52.079 --> 00:47:54.880
I think I'd like to see more
of them. And then next thing

593
00:47:54.920 --> 00:47:58.199
you know, you have an outfit
for you know, bird watching, and

594
00:47:58.280 --> 00:48:04.719
you've got special you know, bnockillers
and whatnot. Yes, increasingly noticing birds

595
00:48:04.760 --> 00:48:10.320
as part of aging. Well,
there's another one that I've noticed. And

596
00:48:10.440 --> 00:48:15.400
it wasn't because I was curious or
I was looking to notice any sort of

597
00:48:15.440 --> 00:48:21.760
a new bird. This one just
made its presence known. So it seems

598
00:48:22.039 --> 00:48:28.519
that one of our neighbors nearby has
I'm assuming it's a bird, has some

599
00:48:28.679 --> 00:48:34.079
type of new pet. And it's
kind of terrifying sounding. So I decided

600
00:48:34.119 --> 00:48:37.480
i'd send the audio to Alphie for
you know, further deep treehouse analysis.

601
00:48:38.039 --> 00:48:42.440
And so I want you guys to
hear this and let me know if you

602
00:48:42.719 --> 00:48:57.239
know what kind of a animal this
could be. Okay, Dan, that's

603
00:48:57.280 --> 00:49:06.800
a crackhead. What the f was
that. I don't know. Again,

604
00:49:15.039 --> 00:49:17.719
tell me that that thing is like
the stuff of nightmares. I mean,

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Alphie said crackhead. I would have
said the kraken. This is in your

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neighbor's yard. Yes, I don't
know which one, because we're up on

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a hill and you can see you
know, ten twelve other houses kind of

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below us, and I know it's
coming. I know the general vicinity that

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it's coming from, you know,
because audio, you know, bounces off

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of things. But you can kind
of get an idea, but you can't

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quite pinpoint it because it's bouncing off
of so many objects. But it's outside,

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like that's not inside somebody's house.
They've got it, and it's brand

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new. This is brand new to
just this past week. So it sounds

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like someone got some type of new
pet. And clearly they don't want it

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inside because it's loud and terrifying,
so they speat it outside for all the

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rest of us to experience. Like
Hamran Dan paying for Jewelry, follow all

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