Aug. 7, 2023

Episode 44: Cheese Sticks of Unusual Size

Episode 44: Cheese Sticks of Unusual Size

Have you ever seen cheese sticks so large they made you uncomfortable, lustful, or envious? Jump in the Treehouse for one of the most ridiculous stories you will ever hear about Cheese Sticks of Unusual Size. In segment two, we delve into the cure for...

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Have you ever seen cheese sticks so large they made you uncomfortable, lustful, or envious? Jump in the Treehouse for one of the most ridiculous stories you will ever hear about Cheese Sticks of Unusual Size. In segment two, we delve into the cure for cancer conspiracy, and we close out the show witnessing the Rubik's Cube World Record.

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Nothing like starting a Treehouse podcast with
Trey yawning his ass off. Have been

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there? Brother, Yeah? Probably, Key's a little bit Starbucks delivers,

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just saying, well, too cheap? Have Starbucks delivered? Congratulations, you

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have made it into the Treehouse.
Not all of us are fully awake,

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but I hope you are. But
even if we're not, we'll get there

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eventually. Of your worries outside and
let's get stupid together. So along with

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Trey, trend Holme, and newest
show member Raj Sharma, I'm down.

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I believe this is a episode number
two to make you official, Raj,

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that it is. It feels good. I'm just glad you're not yawning like

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Trey. No. I know we're
on a camera. Work work makes me

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tired, it does I And so
Trey, of all of us, Trey,

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you have a real job. Of
among the three of us, you

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have the real job because you still
work in service industry. You're you're you're

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in management. You're in management.
But because you're in management of a very

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successful bar in uptown Dallas. Because
you're in management, that means you got

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to deal with unruly customers. And
so Raj um has I'm pretty sure,

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I know the answer to this question, but I'm going to ask it anyway.

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Do you know they're sent battle that
tray had with cheese sticks like the

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food cheese sticklers. As a person
in this scenario, it's both. Okay,

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No, I'm not aware of this. So the other night was so

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everything at the standard poor the food. It comes in really big portions,

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So I'm laying that out. Like
the cheese sticks, they look like they're

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the size of what most places chicken
tenders would would look like. So you've

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got baby arms for cheese sticks.
Yes, it's still the same principle.

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It's fried cheese. And uh So
the table orders cheese sticks and some other

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things and take the food out and
get it out to them everything, And

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then a couple of minutes later,
server comes back into the little expo room

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and says that they're sending the cheese
sticks back. And I said why,

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And I said, they don't want
him, so what like why they order

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him? Well, he looked at
him, he took a bite, and

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then he just said, oh,
I think that's too much for me,

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So I'm just gonna order a salad. Hmm. Okay, I'm like,

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that's that's not really the way the
whole restaurant thing works. Let's let's investigate

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just a little bit further here.
When he says it was too much for

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him, did he mean that there
was too much cheese flavor in the standard

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poor cheese sticks. I know,
I think it was just it was just

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too much. And I mean he
was already an the big boy like,

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but evidently the that much cheese just
scared him and he decided he needed to

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have a salad instead. I mean, I think I think you're missing a

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great marketing opportunity, uh to um
to sell more cheese sticks is go,

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um, these so much cheese,
you'll order a salad. It's actually pretty

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good. You know, you should? You should? You should? You

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should serve a side salad with it, just so you're not backed up from

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so much of the cheese. I
listen, looking at a plate of that

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much fried cheese. I get it. It's just not the way the whole

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restaurant experience works. There's you know, there's kind of a social contract involved

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of you order something. We put
it in, we prepare it, we

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deliver it to you, you eat
it. You don't get to you know,

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order whatever you want, take a
bite of it and then go Now

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are there pictures of the cheese sticks
on the menu. No, So he's

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thinking you're going to like your applebee's, your chilies and the the you know,

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like three four inch long round and
you guys are bringing out six inch

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seven inch eight inch long piece of
fried cheese, and guys are bringing out

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you guys are bringing out like BBC
cheese. I don't know what the British

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Broadcasting Company has to do with any
of this, but I'm sorry. I'm

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sorry, sir, but I was
not expecting cheese of this size. Take

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it. I have nowhere to put
I have nowhere to put cheese of this

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size. It's not going to fit. So instead I'd like a tossed salad.

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Have you guys, Have you guys
heard of the Have you guys heard

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of Rule thirty four? Rule thirty
four is, basically I'm paraphrasing here,

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Rule thirty four is, uh,
anything that you can that you can think

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of. Rule thirty four is there's
porn for it online. Okay, So

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here here in the treehouse we kind
of have our own rule thirty four,

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which is we can turn anything into
something naughty or into something porn related.

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So it's it's one of our specialties, along with being able to handle cheese

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of unusual size. Yeah, I
think that's I think the I think he

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was looking for normal, average white
guy cheese and you want something right,

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you brought out to the table and
the girl girls, that's a nice size.

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Yeah, and he immediately says send
that back. So I'm thinking then

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that that that Standard pours cheese sticks
are causing problems in relationships because if the

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cheese sticks come out and the lady
is saying like, no, that's a

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cheese stick and it's hurting, it's
hurting the guy's ego, then I I'm

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honestly not sure where to take it
at this exact moment, but I'm enjoying

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it. But you said those other
ones were normal side have you been lying

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to me about I'm just saying,
like, for for anybody that's listening now,

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when you go to the stint,
when you go to Standard Poor and

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the cheese sticks come out, as
a guy, uh, don't act shocked

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it is you know what that may
actually be what it is? So Trey,

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was this guy did he have a
did he have a have a date

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with him? Chick? Guy.
I don't care what it is or was

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he by himself. He had a
he had a woman with him and like

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another couple. Okay, okay ooh
so that actually made it worse. So

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then you have other people judging,
you know, maybe the other guy.

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I guess those aren't that big.
It is dangerous territory though. When you

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go to a restaurant and the appetizer
comes out and you're faced with cheese envy,

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that's a good thing you didn't order
the chicken tenders. You should see

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the broad worst. I think what
you should do, Trey is the next

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time. So this is this is
what's going to happen. So now this,

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this is what's going to happen.
People now are going to go to

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Standard Port on McKinney Avenue in Dallas
because they want to witness these cheese sticks.

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They want to see the BBC's um
where the CE in this case stands

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for cheese. And what I think
you should do, Trey is, I

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think you should take some inspiration from
the eighties classic uh bachelor party and you

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bring the cheese sticks out on a
tray right in front of your crutch.

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I didn't know which I was thinking
when you said that you're gonna go with

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porkies. But yeah, the other
thing you should do, Trey is go

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into the bathroom at standard. Are
we gonna be able to recover from this?

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No, you want to tap out? Okay, let's tap your Busit

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us online on Treehouse on Air dot
com. Time now to get Rodney Anderson

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into the Treehouses phone number that you
were going to need is nine seven two

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fifty two hundred. His website Rodney
Anderson dot com. So, Rodney,

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I've been hearing and I'm curious to
get your input on this. I've been

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hearing that more houses I've been hitting
the market, and I'm wondering if that's

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true, and if so, are
you seeing more buyers right now? It

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is the fastest pace that I've seen
houses hit the market in the last several

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several months. I mean, we're
seeing people lists their houses, everybody saying

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that they're seeing more houses for sale
in the neighborhood, which is good news.

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Inventories unleashing dan and this is the
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go out there and navigate through this
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listing their houses too much in value
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get a better deal. So first
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started drawing cheese stick glory holes on
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of gudha for with the sharpie writing
for a gooda time terrible all right,

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yeah. Right next to it was
like the cheddar is better want a party

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brink of parady. I don't know, all of a sudden thinking we need

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such as ours, it's important to, you know, focus on guerrilla marketing

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tactics. And I can't think of
any better grilla marketing tactic than two advertised

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on bathroom walls for a good time
tray for a goodha time with the program

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for a good time for a good
time called Bree. That makes me laugh

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on two levels because I know like
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All right, let's get serious for
a minute. Okay, uh Tray,

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I know you and Rag have known
each other for many years, but you

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know we're all becoming much more tighter
knit now because this tree House is not

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huge, and you know, three
of us in here on on a regular

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basis. Can you know we can
fight for some elbow room, but we

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have means. We have to get
to know each other a little bit more

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than what we already do. Now. I've I've known Raj for many many

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years. I've known you Tree for
many many years, but the two of

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you have not known each other for
the same amount of time at the levels

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of which I know you both individually. The reason why I'm taking such a

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long way to build up to this
is because I need you to know trade

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There's something about Raj you need to
be aware of, and that is,

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on a specific level, he is
a bit of a conspiracy theorist m And

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to that end, I read a
story the other day that immediately had me

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thinking about Raj and I'll let Raj
tell you what what. I'll let Raj

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tell you more about it. Trade. I mean, are we talking about

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like we go conspiracy? Are we
talking about Kennedy Roswell Kennedy is involved done

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this? But this is not unlike
previous episodes. This is not an alien

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based conspiracy. Okay, Okay.
So I read the other day that there's

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a major potential breakthrough in the fight
against cancer. Okay. Researchers at City

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of Hope in Los Angeles came up
with a targeted chemotherapy pill, So a

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chemotherapy pill that only attacks the tumor, not your entire body. They're testing

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it on humans right now in lab
settings. It's already eradicated a bunch of

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different cancers, including breast, prostate, brain, skin, and lung cancer,

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and experts are saying it could be
the holy Grail of cancer treatments.

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And this is where and this is
where Roge's conspiracy theories comes into play,

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because one of the biggest ones that
Rage told me about years ago was Raj.

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The sitting presidents. This is what
we're talking Yeah, No, no

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sitting president has ever died of a
terminal illness including oh, I mean in

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cancer including cancer. Uh. And
the and the last uh I believe it

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was. Was it Jimmy Carter that
was diagnosed with some form of cancer and

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somebody and they but they cured it. It was it was very it was

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oh so miraculous. Uh that you
said sitting president. So you're not including

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like what happens after Tell me tell
me which sitting which president who's left office

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has died? Well? I think
I think, I think Rage, what

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you mean is living president president because
on the other on the flip side,

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though, I don't know if we
know of any president um barring Medical Research

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Limited at the time ever died of
cancer LBJ LBJBJ died of cancer. Okay,

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so LBJ died of cancer. Since
then, none of them have.

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So Rage's conspiracy theory is that there
is actually a cure for cancer, yes,

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and that only the presidents get it. Yes. And I mean there's

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cures for every disease. And if
like if if tomorrow, like when when

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FDR got polio, what did we
magically cure polio? Uh? And so

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I'm just saying if somebody got if
a sitting president were in office and there

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was a cancer diagnosis. I promise
you the next day to be like,

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you know what the research has come
through. I mean, it's a it's

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a miracle. It's a miracle,
and it's gonna save this president's life.

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What about Reagan and Alzheimer's. But
okay, first of all, that was

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wasn't even an elite diagnosis. It
was just a private diagnosis. And he

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didn't tell anybody. That's why he
was his last term. He was falling

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asleep during meetings. They didn't even
like his own physician is in house White

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House physician didn't know it was his
physicitions information. Alzheimer's was you gotta go

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back to the mid eighty Alzheimer's was
hardly I mean, it was not well

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known. They were still even trying
to figure it out. And I mean,

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honestly, he lived for another twenty
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don't think it was that long.
I don't think it might well either away,

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And far be it for me to
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to because I want to. I
want to further this bit um. Had

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had Reagan informed the government doctors,
yes, who know about the secret lab

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where all the cures are clearly,
had Reagan informed them of his illness,

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they might have been able to give
him said Alzheimer's cure. But because he

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waited so long in informing them of
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About that, Rag, does that
help? That is correct? I have

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I have helped? Thank you?
All right? What about the I mean,

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and I'm not getting political, but
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our current presis like I need to
like like like raising alarm anytime you know,

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something like this comes up. Well, our current president does seem to

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be losing has lost a step on
his mental faculties, and so raj,

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why aren't they doing something? Well? I think when when it comes to

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I don't say he's lost his mental
faculties. I think when he was with

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when he was vice president, you
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stutter and the missteps in his speaking, Um, I think an old age

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also happens. Now he falls and
he missed like Biden has always had an

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amazing ability to put his foot in
his mouth. Oh yeah, he just

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can't get the words out. Now. Well, here's the thing. I

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think he found the one disease that
government doctors don't have a cure for and

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that's foot in mouth disease. All
the presidents for from it. None of

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them are immune, they all suffer
from it. That's the one thing they

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have not cured yet because because the
government is yet to cure stupid. So

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we're just gonna have to live with
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I also think that when he was
running, they had to address, like,

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listen, man, you have to
tell people because your time in front

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of the cameras when it was with
Obama was so limited, You're going to

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have to address the fact that you
st utter you and you forget what you're

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saying when you're saying because you're going
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think it became note, we're looking
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minimal time to speak, and now
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addresses, and you're having him do
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And on the flip side of that
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this glass half empty when you could
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secret that I'm making up government lab
that has the cures to all these horrible

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illnesses and diseases. What you may
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their injections or therapies, he may
be way worse. So this could actually

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be he may be actually high performing
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I do look at it half empty, because the one benefit of a

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Biden administration, regardless of politics,
was he was going to have a microphone

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in front of him all the time
and you would get the jewels that he

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used to drop. I mean,
like, you know, you can't walk

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into a careful I'm quoting Biden.
You are, but you say but,

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but you're also saying those too an
Indian which that that that that comment was

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taken out of contact, which I
will explain that if you would want me

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to. It's very it's very very
simple, and it's very factually based.

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He said, you can't walk into
a seven eleven or a dunkin Donuts on

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the East Coast and not hear that
accent. Here's why what accent? The

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Indian accent. That's what he said. Here's why there is one. There's

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an Indian guy who owns almost all
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and what he does is to promote
when people. When Indian people come

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to this country as immigrants looking for
jobs, he on the especially on the

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West coast, will hire them in
his Dunkin Donuts. And it's a program

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that you can join where you can
sign you can work at that Dunkin Donuts

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and then you can actually buy into
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Because he owns so many of them, he's like, well, I'm

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gonna give you the same. So
when he first got here, he would

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to the Duncan Donuts and bought it
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and he's like, this program works. So when you go to the East

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coast, sorry, West coast,
when you go to the East Coast,

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it is like ninety percent Indian owned
or Indian run. So that's what that

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comment was being directed at. And
it was just cut into a snippet and

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taken out of context where he wasn't
trying to be malicious in any way he

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was being I don't think anyone,
I don't think he anyone thought he was

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trying to be malicious. I just
think a lot of people thought it was

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like that was a dumb thing to
say out loud. No, but that's

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the same same with the same of
the owner of seven elevens. I believe

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the guy who has the seven levens, I think it's one hundred and thirty

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one or one hundred and thirty two
seven elevens that he once owned but has

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now sold off two other Indian immigrants
to own their own businesses as they come

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here and bring their families here and
bring more people here to work. So

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that's where that comment comes from.
Rod, Do you really want to take

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the position of defending Biden gaffs.
No, I'm defending that context. I'm

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defending that specific one because that's the
one you brought up. Other than that,

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I mean, I I mean,
you're you're talking about an eighty some

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eighty year old man who, oh, this was twenty years ago when you

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know he said Obama was articulate and
clean or Delaware was Delaware was a slave

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state and that's why he should,
you know, do well in South Carolina.

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I mean yeah, I mean,
there's there's there's a there's but every

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president, I mean, we can
go through George Bush, we can Biden's

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were always Yeah, you need to
change, you need to change. The

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main thing to keep in mind is
that the secret government lab with all the

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cures. Yeah, there's it's not
it's not fake, it's real, and

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that Rag is on board with it. It's just it's just it's just all

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it's just all there. It's just
it's it's the it's the high profile nature

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of the office. If they were
to come down and and and and I

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I am willing to see if somebody
can prove me wrong. Um, there's

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there's everything that you can get has
been. I think it was Jimmy Carter

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that was like, oh my god, he's been diagnosed with cancer. And

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then it was like, oh my
god, he's fine now. Uh and

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it was like, wow, that's
wild. How did that happen to somebody

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who's at his age. Uh,
should not have recovered at easily from a

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cancer diagnosis. Yeah, it's like
it's like that he gets diagnosed with cancer.

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The next day, he's back on
he's back building houses. He's building

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a new cancer wing called the Jimmy
Harder Cancer Wing. But that's I'm just

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saying, Um, just just tell
me who who's died of a terminal illness

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while in office? Uh? Nobody. He's like, come on, he's

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got to be somebody. Well,
there've been very few actually die in office

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that worked, you know, Yeah, it is weird. Now, keep

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in mind that secret government facility has
still also not found the cure for bullets.

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But that that but Reagan, But
Reagan did get shot and he they

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thought he was gonna be uh dead
before I got to the hospital. Well,

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I mean it is the president,
the security measures and the protocols in

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place. Yeah, bullets don't bullets
don't care. Yeah, but having the

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president's blood blood on standby and you
know, secret service to get you to

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the hospital as fast as possible.
I mean, so do you think did

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like Magic Johnson Curry favor with the
with whoever the president was, and that's

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why he has survived AIDS for that
long? Yes, Tree, yes,

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trade come to the dark side of
conspiracy theories. Yes, yes, we're

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welcoming you with open arms. Maybe
he also had the amount of money necessary

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to pay for I mean, you
got, you gotta, you gotta.

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At that time of when he contracted
HIV, it was almost most guaranteed to

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turn into something extremely tragic. Uh, and he overcame beyonds and now saying

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Charlie Sheen, uh HIV diagnosis untraceable
in his bloodstream. We say, we've

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we have all basically we know how
to stop it, Like, no,

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no, you don't know how to
stop it, you know how to control

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it down. Yes, that's right, And that's where the money is.

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That's the money. The money is
in the medicine, not the cure,

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by friend, So why don't why
don't Why haven't they developed something to slow

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down cancer? They have. It's
called chemotherapy. They do that. They

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float down enough to where they can
suck enough money out of you and then

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you die. Uh and then and
and I'm just I'm just saying, there's

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there are you You just tell them
like I'm saying, Jimmy Carter got cancer,

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and then the next day they're like, Yay, no cancer for Jimmy

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Carter. That's pretty wild. I'm
I don't know if it's the illuminati has

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the cure, I don't know what. I don't know what club you have

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to join. I'm just saying there's
probably the club with the really big cheese

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sticks. I'm just saying I nobody's
ever proven me wrong on this theory.

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And it's my one, my one
conspiracy theory that I'm most proud of because

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I don't know where I thought of
this, but I was like, you

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know what, it's true, No, no sitting president. And then and

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then you start to do your research
and went, oh, yeah, nope,

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they sure have it. And then
you can go across the board to

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world leaders. You can start going
up into the higher world leaders where there's

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no miraculously in if you're just going
by statistics and numbers and family histories and

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genealogy, people should be suffering from
something and it's wild that they just don't.

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Well, they do get the best
medical care in the world. M

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Okay, I'm clearly I think I
think that's what Rog has been saying.

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He was just we as Joe Public, didn't realize is the level of care

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that they actually get because they don't
want to tell all of us. It's

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like, actually, we have cures
for all these things, but we just

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really like the money. They they
want to they want to take your insurance.

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I mean, you know that that's
where that that's where this comes from.

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I'm just saying, there's a lot
more money in stalling your problem than

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curing your problems. So when you
even when you have this miracle pill that's

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gonna that has been around forever and
ever and ever um because you're you're you're

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assuming that science. Just go like
they there's all these scientists and researchers walk

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into a building and go, what
do you want to do today? Nothing.

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Let's just pretend like we're working.
Put something in the beaker, turn

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the buns in on like you guys, You guys feel like lunch today?

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You want to get a standard?
Bill always gets the cheese sticks. You're

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listening to the Treehouse visit us online
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right, let's welcome into the Treehouse
now Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and

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Restoration. The phone number eight three
three Cook DFW, the website cookdfw dot

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com. Now, Daniel, you
told me something very controversial right before we

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got started here today, and that
is sometimes no doesn't always mean no.

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What do you mean by that?
Well, d not with women. Let's

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get that clear. We are not
okay, good, we are clear.

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No. But on when you're a
homeowner, and I know a lot of

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people underestimate sometimes what happens around your
home when you call an insurance company and

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it's it's maybe not always who comes
out that may know what they're doing,

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or they may be super busy and
a lot of claims may get denied for

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a homeowner and they may actually get
partially paid or something. And so if

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you do not have somebody you're working
with and understands the insurance business and how

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to actually talk in that lingo your
home, can you get sacrifice to the

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claims that don't get done properly.
So you need to make sure you're talking

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with someone that understands how to look
at the insurance claim, how to go

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back to the insurance company and tell
them, hey, listen, you miss

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this and this, and we have
been known to really help the homeowners get

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their claims overturned and get them fulfilled
the way they should they deserve. So

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what you're saying is, when it
comes to insurance, you get a no,

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but that's maybe because you didn't ask
the right question or their proper information

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wasn't shared in order to get the
yes. Absolutely, Yeah, you'd be

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surprised and shocked at how many times
insurance companies send people out because they're stretched

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too. They don't have all the
proper employees that they used to have,

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and so now they're sending out guys
that maybe not trained, maybe in a

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hurry may miss stuff, and then
then that's why you need somebody that's really

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on your side. Exactly. I
don't speak insurance, and chances are you

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don't either. But fortunately for you
and me, Daniel Cook and his team

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from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration do
so give them a call eight three three

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Cook DFW or cookedfw dot comline that
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Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing into the treehouse
their phone number two one four three six

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eight thirty eight thirty eight, the
website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. And

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it does come very easily for me
to recall that phone number, not just

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because I say it a few times
a week, but also because just a

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few days ago I had to use
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a spokesperson. I'm also a client. Two one four three six eight thirty

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eight thirty eight. We were noticing
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with some roaches. Had an exterminator
come and he said, yeah, when

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you have this mini, it's probably
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And I said, why yes,
I do, so I called Jacqueline,

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and you sent your rockstars out to
fix my problem and it was fixed in

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under thirty six hours. Yeah.
That kid that I sent you, Oliver,

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he's a journeyman plumber and he's like
the little apple of my eye.

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I think, like we've talked about
before, all my guys are very special,

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and they're all special to me.
But each one of them is just

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genuinely a good person on top of
being a licensed plumber, and that means

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a lot as well. These are
guys that if you've got a cat and

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you said don't let the cat out, they're going to look for the cat

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every time they walk out of the
house. If these are the people,

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oh my god, I'm allergic to
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like the hazmatman, you know,
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They're all great, and they did. They absolutely took care of my problem

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very very quickly, and they cared
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they went about their business. So
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well as Oliver, one of the
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by my house the other day and
helping to correct our little roach issue.

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Because it turns out we had a
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house. Oh they'll do it.
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and I have both underneath my house. So Brooks Plumbing came out the

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next Actually that day I called and
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we got a bit of an issue. And they were able to come assess

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it, and they were back and
it was fixed in a matter of I

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think it was like a day and
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and replaced that pipe. So thank
you to everyone at Brooks Plumbing. I'm

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sure, I'm sure your wife.
Your wife is the most happy of all

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of us, all parties. Yeah, I think. I think it's a

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it's a pretty strong competition on who's
happier in that scenario, me or her,

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But honestly we both win. So
yeah, yes, and compete to

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Brooks Plumbing. So keep that in
mind. If you do have an inordinate

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amount of roaches in your house,
you don't necessarily need to call Muhammad Ali,

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although that'd be cool. Unfortunately he's
passed away, but the deacon forgone

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might work. But if you have
a large number of roaches, then you

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might have another issue that could be
a leak in the house somewhere. So

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called Brooks Plumbing. They'll come check
it out for you. That being said,

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being able to fix something in record
time is pretty impressive. But I'm

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curious for the two of you,
so the a a new world record was

435
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set recently? Can either of you
all a Rubik's Cube? No? I

436
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know, I know, I know, I can't. Have you ever actually

437
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tried? Yes? Uh? And
I was that I was that impatient kid.

438
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Like as a kid, I was
that impatient. What I'm like,

439
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let me just pop these things out
and put them where they need to be.

440
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What about what about you? Tre
Have you ever been able to solve

441
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a Rubics cube? Yes, when
I was a kid, but like once,

442
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and it was an obsession for a
while, but it was something that

443
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took days. I'm stunned that you
were able to do it. I mean,

444
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I mean usually because we're all pretty
stupid around here, at least that's

445
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what we lean into. We're not
all actually stupid. We just you know,

446
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pretend very well. Um. Now
by the fact that you said you

447
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actually solved it once. Well,
and let me say this, there are

448
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now like even in my previous relationship
where she had two kids and one of

449
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them, the boy, became obsessed
with Rubik's cubes and so we got him

450
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so and there was a a Netflix
movie or mini series about the kids that

451
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do these rubec cubes competition. And
there are now like algorithms like where you

452
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can go like, you know,
you do this one twice right, and

453
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this one turn it over all this
other. It's not an algorithm that's a

454
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cheat code. I know, up, down, uptown, left, right,

455
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select start. Yeah, this is
so if you turn, it's all

456
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it's all right turn. The way
it's done now is you have to remember

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where you are. That's what they
always. If you watch how these kids

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do it, they look at where
they're like, they turn everything around,

459
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they kind of analyze where the colors
are, and then it's mostly I think

460
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it's right turns and then um,
I just I was talking to a buddy

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of mine about this the other day. He does the Rubus cubes and there's

462
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all these different kinds now, so
there's like diamond shaped Rubik's cubes around Rubik's

463
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cubes. There's all these different kinds, and he's saw had no idea that

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they had new shapes. I was
always I was only aware of the Rubik's

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cubes. So you're saying, now
there's Rube's diamonds and fears. Yep,

466
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there was a Rubics triangle way back. I mean when I was a kid.

467
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Yeah, there was a comic in
Ireland and when I was performing over

468
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there years ago, and he would
mix it up like he would get a

469
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brand new Rubus Cube on stage and
as he would start his act, he

470
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goes, I'm gonna mix this up
real quick, and he did, and

471
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he would throw it into the audience
and have them mix it up even more,

472
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right, and he goes, when
you're done, give it to me,

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and he would start his set and
they would throw it back up to

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him, and the minute he hit
the punchline to his closing joke, it

475
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would be solved. That's amazing.
Yeah, So it's more amazing he's being

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able to solve a Rubics cube in
a matter of seconds. Yes, And

477
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I had up until recently, I
had never I'd never seen that. To

478
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me, whenever I had seen anyone
solve a Rubik's Cube, even in a

479
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matter of minutes, to me,
was up there with being super human.

480
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Yeah, because I sort of tried
doing it back in the day because my

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sister had one and I would mess
with it. And then, you know,

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with me, if if I can't
figure something out pretty quickly like that,

483
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like a puzzle or something, I'm
just gonna get frustrated and upset with

484
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myself. So I knowed better to
just set it aside. It's like,

485
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you know, it's better than I
don't do that. I'm gonna go outside

486
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play basketball or something something that will
make me feel better about myself. Yeah,

487
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I'm I'm the kid though, that's
that was me. I'm like,

488
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I'd get mad and throw it,
so I'm like, there's no point to

489
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this. Yeah. Yeah, it's
actually pretty good rogs because I could certainly

490
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throw a Rubik's Cube, but I
sure as couldn't solve it. Yeah.

491
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I thought the thing about a hundred
yards, but I'm not gonna be able

492
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to figure it out. Yeah,
and outside of being like Trey said,

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he was a kid when he solved
as it took days, I'm like,

494
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I don't have that. I don't
have that kind of time. I don't

495
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I don't know, I don't have
Rubik's cue solving time. It's also one

496
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of those things where I I didn't
know how I did it. I just

497
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did it, and then I could
never do it again, which did lead

498
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to the frustration and a lot of
throwing Rubik's cues, even you know,

499
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trying to change the take the stickers
off, and you know, twitch him

500
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around. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, you try, you try everything,

501
00:39:05.000 --> 00:39:07.519
because I tried doing that at one
point, because as my sister would

502
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tried solving the Rubis Cube and of
course she couldn't figure it out. Don't

503
00:39:09.960 --> 00:39:13.719
tell her this. But my thinking
was if I can't figure it out,

504
00:39:13.719 --> 00:39:15.480
there's no way in hell you're going
to figure this out. So I thought

505
00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:20.519
about at one point doing the take
the stickers off and rearrange the stickers so

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00:39:20.559 --> 00:39:22.320
it's solved, and then I'd run
into a room and being like, ha

507
00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:23.719
ha, see what I did,
And then she'd probably hit me, but

508
00:39:23.760 --> 00:39:29.039
still I'd be able to say I
solved it. So recently I came across

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a video on Twitter where this kid
broke the world record for solving a Rubi's

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Cube. Do you have a guess, Raj or Trey as to like,

511
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why do you think the over under
would be on solving a Rubi's Cube world

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record? I will go with four
and a half seconds, okay, Trey,

513
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are you gonna go over or under
that? I'd say probably a little

514
00:39:59.719 --> 00:40:02.639
over. I'd say like six seconds. Okay, So Raje four and a

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half, Trey at six. If
you want, you can figure out the

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name of this kid. But he
looks to be like a like a teenager.

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So he's at a Rubik's Cube competition, and what I'm gonna show you

518
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is there's like a it's like a
judge next to him. There's a little

519
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timer, and I guess what they
do is they let them look at the

520
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cube for a little bit of time, and then they set it down,

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and then they start the clock once
he starts working in yeah, and then

522
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they stop it whenever he's done.
So they let you look at it,

523
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let you look at it for a
little bit before you just you know,

524
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starts trying to solve it. But
I am absolutely stunned at the precision of

525
00:40:45.519 --> 00:40:55.639
this young man. See here,
I'm on So there he's looking at it,

526
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figuring it out. All right,
figure it out? Now. He

527
00:41:08.639 --> 00:41:22.519
sets it down and starts Wow.
And how much time was that? Three

528
00:41:22.599 --> 00:41:29.159
point one three seconds? Jesus,
I mean that is I am stunned by

529
00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:37.320
that. So he sets it down
and then when you touch it starts done.

530
00:41:37.239 --> 00:41:38.880
Yeah, that is that is freakish
to me. I had to I

531
00:41:38.920 --> 00:41:42.679
had like, I had to look
this up on snopes to see if it

532
00:41:42.760 --> 00:41:49.079
was real. And and three seconds
rub excube And and what kind of Asian

533
00:41:49.280 --> 00:42:07.320
is this kid? You know?
Rag? I don't know, but I

534
00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:14.760
feel like you're channeling your interm Biden
right now. I didn't stutter when I

535
00:42:14.800 --> 00:42:30.360
said it. Yeah, what's his
name? Speedy thirty seconds? The nerds

536
00:42:30.639 --> 00:42:36.440
go wild around him. Yeah,
so that's why I was wondering what style

537
00:42:36.480 --> 00:42:40.280
of Asian is this kid? I
didn't look that up, Raj, because

538
00:42:40.639 --> 00:42:47.400
I didn't name what's his name?
Hang On? Hang On? Doesn't have

539
00:42:47.519 --> 00:42:50.880
that in there because it give us
a Twitter link, So they didn't have

540
00:42:50.920 --> 00:43:06.440
his name. Oh hiss, Max
Park? So he's uh vietten no crip

541
00:43:06.960 --> 00:43:10.920
Park? Oh you really are channeling? You're near Biden? Which one is

542
00:43:13.960 --> 00:43:19.960
par Park? Can it can be
an Asian last name as well? What

543
00:43:20.159 --> 00:43:23.760
is his Max? Park? Is
his name from California? Okay, that

544
00:43:23.840 --> 00:43:30.039
doesn't help. He's from the Great
Asian country of California. Rage, Yeah,

545
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:34.400
he's Are you guys looking at as
a picture? This kid is clearly

546
00:43:34.440 --> 00:43:38.199
Asian, Like, I'm trying not
to focus on his ethnicity, Rage,

547
00:43:38.239 --> 00:43:44.559
I'm focusing on his achievement at breaking
the world record Rubik's cube. Yeah,

548
00:43:44.639 --> 00:43:46.199
I just know that he has Asian
parents. And they're like, why wasn't

549
00:43:46.199 --> 00:43:50.559
it just three seconds? What was
the point one? Why were you slacking?

550
00:43:53.079 --> 00:43:59.159
Next time you need to go sub
three seconds? Yeah? He's kid,

551
00:43:59.199 --> 00:44:02.239
of course he is. And his
Wikipedia says his nationality as American.

552
00:44:04.119 --> 00:44:09.400
Okay, that's where he was.
Okay, what is his ethnicity? Rubik's

553
00:44:09.440 --> 00:44:19.960
Cube's no color, It's all color. If that's the case, we've all

554
00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:23.880
solved it the minute we opened it. And if that was the case,

555
00:44:23.920 --> 00:44:32.320
that would be a first for me. And I'm not going to tell you

556
00:44:32.360 --> 00:44:42.119
what color it landed on cheese.
For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse

557
00:44:42.199 --> 00:44:45.840
OnAir dot com. Listen, watch
follow all of that stuff at Treehouse on

558
00:44:45.960 --> 00:44:49.480
Air. For me, it's at
the Danel'malley. For Trey, it's at

559
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tree Trin Home and at tree Trin
Home one. And for Raje it's at

560
00:44:52.880 --> 00:44:58.920
Comedian Raj across the social channels.
Yeah, can I plug one thing?

561
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I will be in Austin next week
on the on Thursday the tenth at Creek

562
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in Cave for the roast of our
dear friend mister tone Bell. We're doing

563
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the roast of tone Bell at the
Creek in the Cave in Austin. So

564
00:45:15.679 --> 00:45:17.559
come on out. That sounds great, you said, that's on Thursday,

565
00:45:17.880 --> 00:45:23.559
Thursday, August tenth. Nice,
we'll see you next time in the Treehouse.

566
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Tell Tona said, Hey, we'll
do