Episode 54: The Golden Guys

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Welcome into the tree House. It's
time to leave your worries outside and join

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me. Daniel Malley, Tree Trenholm
and Raj Sharma. Before we get too

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deep into this, we want to
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you're all new home for comedy in
Dallas Fort Worth. And speaking of that,

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and by the way, they say
something because I went to the show

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where Rags was hosting a week and
a half ago. It was two weeks

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ago. Uh. They have a
great patio, I mean like that is

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they have a great bar at patio, Like it's not just a comedy club,

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it is it's time. Yeah.
Yeah, And then they have this

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to watch sports, like, they
have this thing called the dugout, which

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is like this, it's basically like
garage doors that open up and it's you

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have couches and chairs and stuff like
that, and you can rent that out.

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And like two years ago for the
Cowboys games, that's where I would

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go and they would just let me
use that Backspaceline invite everybody in full service

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restaurant, full service bar, like
it's fantastic. So it's not just comedy.

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It's a lot of fun. We
always we all hang out there too,

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so that's always. It's a very
artist friendly. Then you can you

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can you can rub elbows with the
semi famous comedians coming through town, which

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includes this weekend at the Dallas Comedy
Club. Uh see Friday and Saturday,

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September twenty ninth, and the thirtieth. Brett Ernst is headlining the Dallas Comedy

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Club. It's one of those guys
that you might recognize his name if you

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fall a comedy. If you don't, you might recognize him by his face

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as Daniel Larusso's cousin in law on
Netflix's Cobra High. Yeah he's great and

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by the way, yeah, I'm
so good with faces. That one year

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ago, one year ago when Tara
and I made our move here to Saint

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Thomas, or as Trey likes to
call it Saint Tulsa. We were in

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the Fort Lauderdale Airport or Miami,
I forget where, at a Florida airport

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and I saw Brett Ernst walking by, just walking by in the terminal.

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I was like, hey. I
didn't say anything to him because I'm not

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weird. I'm just weird on my
own. I didn't want to make it

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weird for him. It's just weird
for me. But I recognized him.

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I was like, Oh, Hey, that's the that's the that's the guy

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from Cobra Kai yeah, to which
tears like hump. I was like,

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you know, the guy that tried
to h to jump Johnny and he and

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his goons he had found I got
their asses kicked outside of Johnny's really crummy

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apartment after they were like jacking with
his Camaro or something. And she's like,

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oh, okay, I kind of
have a I don't know what it

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is. I just have a weird
thing about recognizing people's faces, especially in

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airports. So I recognized him.
I think it was Fort Lauderdale Airport.

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I've also Diane Whist saw her at
the New Orleans Airport. I don't even

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know who that is, she thought, you would have because it was at

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night. She was wearing sunglasses afraid
someone would recognize her, and the only

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person in that entire terminal that recognized
her was meat. And I didn't bother

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going to say hi, just because
she seemed kind of stuck up. She's

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like, wearing sunglasses at night,
don't bother me. I did you ever

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see did you ever see the movie
with Steve Martin? Never see Parenthood?

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No? Okay, did you ever
see Tray? Did you ever see that

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movie? All? Right? So
she was the mom of Joaquin Phoenix.

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She had the short red hair.
When the lights went out, they turn

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it on and there was a vibrator
that they were showing. It was hers.

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Yeah. Also there was the TV
show Life in Pieces. She was

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a mom on that. Anyway,
you know, I did. I did

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get a really cool in Vegas.
I think it was Vegas or if it

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was Indianapolis, one of the two. But I was kind of went down

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finding like an empty gate I could
just chill by myself, and coming out

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of that gate it was completely empty. There was one guy in a in

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a handler and we kind of bro
nodded at each other, like I know

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who you are, buddy. And
it was it was Kenny G. Uh,

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yeah, it was amazing. We
just he was why he had he

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had the he had the sacks or
whatever it is that he plays. I

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don't know what that's called. He
had he had it, I don't know.

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He had in his little black case. And he was being escorted with

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by a gate agent to the next
gate that he was at, and I

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just kind of looked up and I
was like, in my head, I

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went, oh, Kenny G.
And I think he heard it, because

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he is mystical, and I think
he heard me in my head go it's

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Kenny G. And he looked right
at me, and we just kind of

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went back at each other, and
I was like, this is cool.

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I was like a head not actually
right now? Yeah, I just I

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posted it on Facebook. I was
like, nobody's gonna believe the story,

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and I wouldn't make this up,
but I just got a broad nod from

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from Kenny G. Did he respond
to it or anything? Oh no,

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no, No. The only person
that's ever responded he is, Yeah,

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he doesn't need too, he knows
the only person that ever responded to me

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like that it got my agent to
call me was Richard Marks. I was

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in Reno. I was performing at
the laugh Actory in Reno and he was

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performing at the big theater downstairs.
It was sold out like thirty five hundred

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people, I'm sure. And the
entertainment director is one who took me down

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there and she's friends with him,
and so we get to do the meet

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and Greed. I just told he's
super funny in concert, and he's like,

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he cusses like a sailor and he's
hilarious. He's also married to Daisy

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flintest for me, Yes, he's
one. He's one life. He's one.

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He's one life. He has had
a hit song in every decade since

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the eighties. Uh, even if
it's something like he wrote songs for in

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Sync and he wrote songs for a
couple other people. But after the meet

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and Greed, I just told him, I was like, man, you're

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super funny. I told him I
was the comic from upstairs, and I

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told you, musicians like want to
be comics, and comics want to be

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musicians. He flipped out. He
was like that that's so great. You

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really think I'm funny, And he
started following me on Twitter and my agent

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I'm going up the escalators. It
just happened, and she goes, why

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is Richard Marks following you on Twitter? Because we're bros. Now, we're

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cool now, and I've invited him. We're going to start opening up for

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one another. Yeah, he doesn't
want to open up for my crowd.

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And my crowd and Reno, they're
the sweetest people in the world. But

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it's a lot. It's a lot
of truckers, your people, some other

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famous people I've seen at the airport. In addition to the two semi randoms

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I've just mentioned, the Brett Ernst
Diane Whist and then also I always forget

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his name. It's like, uh, the guy who co starred in the

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Divergent movies, Like he's a really
good looking guy. But again I was

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it was it was at a Boston
It was at Boston Logan Airport when we

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were there years ago. I saw
him walk up by. I was like,

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Hey, is that guy? And
no one else recognized him, like

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celebrities really do. And this is
true for a lot of people. No

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one thinks about you the way you
think about you, And that's very true

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with the celebrities, but they don't
realize it because so many people in their

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circles are constantly thinking about them.
They have a hard time grasping that right.

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Yeah, he didn't. He was
walking through the airport, just normal

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dude. And if I think again, I was probably the only person that

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recognized him, so no one was
bothering him. John Goodman saw him twice.

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People recognized to him because he's been
in everything for so many years.

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He has touched every demographic possible in
some way, in a large way,

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no pun intended to where he's going
to be recognized by pretty much everybody now.

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Had his weight shifted when you met
him to do like the first time

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you saw him, he was big
John Goodman, and this time both times,

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both times I saw him, he
was big. He was big John

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Goodman. And the reason why I
saw him at the airport was the New

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Orleans Airport twice. The reason why
is because my mom was living there at

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the time, and they also had
a restaurant at that New Orleans Airport where

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you could smoke, and so I
was sitting in there smoking, I just

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watched John Goodman just walk by.
Oh nice, Okay, Yeah, anyway,

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that's my brushes with Fami at the
airport. And in a great story

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should I tell them all again.
Well, Diane waste Roger, did you

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ever see the Bird Cage? Yes, okay, she was. She was

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Gene Hackman's wife. She was the
mom in Bird Cage. Okay, one

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of my all time favorite movies.
So that's yeah, it's such a great

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movie. That's one of those movies
I did. Every time I see something

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about it or hears something about it, it reminds me I need to watch

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that again. That's a great movie. Yeah. I also when Dan mentions

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these movies, like the Divergent movies, there's those movies in my head that

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I'm like, who the f watches
this movie? And now I know it's

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Dan, like that, I'm the
reason. I am the reason that some

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movies have sequels. That should be
on your that should be your slogan on

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every social media profile. I am
the reason undeserving movies get a sequel.

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Yes, because I'll give almost any
movie a chance, just just ad just

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for the hell of it. I
love movies, and uh, I'll give

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almost any movie a chance. Yeah. And just getting back to Brett Ernst,

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He's one of the kindest human beings
in the world. He's super funny,

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he is uh, the character that
he plays on Cobra Kai is not

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a character that is who he is. Uh. He talks about all the

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His stand up is brilliant. It's
it's it's so personal about his life and

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you know him and just being that
that guy. He's that he's that Italian

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dude that you go. I wonder
if he, you know, does the

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stereotypically. Yeah, that's Brett Earns
and it's great. Go watch. The

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shows will sell out. So so
for taket info go to Dallas Dash Comedy

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Club dot com Dallas Dash Comedy Club
dot com. I think now they've gotten

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way more than their money's worth.
So let's move on to important show related

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things. Rod, did you not
get the gray t shirt memo about?

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Did not? This is adorable.
I can go change really quickly if need

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be, But this is this is
too cute. I think it's every at

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least once a week, you guys
quote inadvertently match, which I don't believe.

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There's like every time it's the same
thing. Well, we didn't know,

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yes, we didn't like. We
don't plan these things. Look for

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the very first football podcast, I
had a Cowboys shirt on. Trey had

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a long horn and shirt on that's
not totally related. It's not to me.

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I don't think it's crazy to think, hey, we're gonna start a

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football podcast and me, we're like
a you know, a logo thing with

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with my favorite football team on it. And then as far as happening to

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wear this, you know, a
similarly colored T shirt once a week.

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I don't know what to tell you. Maybe we just have the same terrible

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fashioned sense. No, I mean, a gray T shirt is always a

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good look. That's why I have
four of them. I think that's the

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biggest thing is of my T shirts. You know, I have gray,

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black, navy blue for the most
part. That's yeah, great colors.

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And I've got about four of each
of them. And I actually when I

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do my laundry, I actually I
stacked them. I try to like stack

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them colors so because I know I'm
just gonna grab the one on the top,

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so I try to, you know, mix in the colors. So

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I'm not wearing black five days in
a row. But see, I don't

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even care about that. It's like
I didn't go full Mark Zuckerberg wearing you

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know, the zip up hoodie every
day or the Steve Jobs or he wore

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the black turtleneck every day. I
get their thinking in that, because their

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their approach to wearing the same thing
every day was I have so many important

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decisions to make every single day,
Wasting any time on what to wear that

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day should not be one of them. So I totally get that, and

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so I kind of took a little
inspiration from that, and just like like

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you trad say, Okay, I
like I got I got three colors of

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T shirts and I just kind of
rotate them, and those colors go with

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almost anything. Do you really I've
wondered this because that that to me,

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that all started with Albert Einstein.
You know, he had the same same

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outfit, and I just wonder,
now, like with with jobs, Okay,

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maybe I'll give it to him Zuckerberg, I'm not sure about Yeah.

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Are they just trying to, you
know, say, basically say, oh,

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yeah, we have the same traits
as Albert Einstein. Look how smart

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we are? You know? Is
it a look at me thing? Or

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do they really is that something they
really do? That's actually a great question.

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Are they just trying to associate themselves
with that greatness with and they'd be

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great on their own? I think
I think at this point in both of

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their careers, they're gonna they're up
there as far as success is concerned.

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Oh, I think Jobs was that
quirky and that that committed to his his

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work. That I believe that I
like, I said Zuckerberg, I don't

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know. I don't know that.
I think he's the genius of Steve Jobs.

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To me, I think Zuckerberg just
wanted to wear a hoodie everywhere,

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just to be an a hole where
everyone else was wearing suits. I think

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when when Steve Jobs was sent down
from the Mothership, they gave him,

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they gave him the one human outfit
and had they said, you get one

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skin and one outfit, don't really, yes, And so he just he

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wore that every day because the other
aliens would not give him more clothes.

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Uh, that's what it is.
And then when he quote died, when

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he went back as a ball,
giant ball of light into the sky,

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he got to, I'm sure,
get to put on his alien clothes.

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Now. Well, when he was
going up into the sky as the giant

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ball of light, was he still
wearing the turtleneck or had that been shed?

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He shed his his his one his
one outfit and his is the body

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that they gave him. I don't
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shedding the outfit. I had to
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he is, it's like it's it's
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goes from gray to white. If
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he's like he's great. He's like
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a hole that just gave other nerds
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like, Hey see this whole thing. I want every song I ever listened

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to in here. I don't know
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gotta do it. But yeah,
like I would like to point out,

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this is where I would be let
me rephrase. I can relate to that

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because there are times where I feel
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don't have anywhere near the technical know
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So I totally get a Steve Jobs
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you just said, rosh, yeah, I would have no idea how to

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how to do the what's it's in
the widgets and the thing. But I

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know I want the thing. Yeah, so let me get some people that

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can get me the thing, right, and you gotta give of all the

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people Steve jobs. You have to
think about it. Twenty five years ago,

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apple stock was a dollar. Yes, and because he had left and

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it was in disarray, he comes
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I think their market cap is over
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mean, I mean it's just he
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plug in to the mothership and then
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not just us that we had that
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original iOS. I wonder if he
has to agree to his terms and services.

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But Barack Obama did the same thing. The only thing that he had

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different was he his ties. So
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tie. That was the only difference. I think. I think that was

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what Trump did when once he started
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was mostly a red tie and an
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a blue, but it was usually
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went to a white tie though,
so he know no. And then the

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one time Barack Obama put a ten
suit on the Fox News melted down so

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they had to they had to go
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anything spring like U ever, So
that's why that's why I'm convinced now,

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like every shirt you see, every
picture you see of him on vacation,

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he's shirtless because he's like, if
a tens suit and melted them down,

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which I have no shirt up,
Yeah, I would do that. Wait

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wait until I would do that.
I like, I would have no problem

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going. I can wear black T
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like the exact same outfit every single
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Is that every girl I've ever dated
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so many black T shirts? So
I'm like, it's just easy, like

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I don't have to worry about it, and they're like, well, if

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you look so nice in orange,
and I'm like, well, then buy

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me something orange. And so that's
the only reason other stuff happens. So

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the only the only the only colors
in your closet are from things of your

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ex's have purchased for you, uh
most for the most part. Yeah,

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or its colors. They've suggested that
you should wear that. I'm like,

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all right, for you, I'll
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I'm black T shirt and blue jeans. Just so, so what is it

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then? So if you go out
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same thing? Yeah? I mean
I don't really, I'm old. I'm

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not dressing up for a date.
Oh are you now past dating age like

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Trey? No, I'm no,
no, no, no, I'm past

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getting dressed up for you. I
feel like got to unload on me.

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You just you just reminded me of
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And just I'm gonna throw this out
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it. Which is the Golden Bachelor? Oh my god, Yes, can

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we not talk? That's just Dan. Have you not heard of this?

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Oh no, no, I've heard
of it. Okay, I've I've unfortunately

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seen some of the promos. Gary, Yeah, I am petrified. Oh.

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Just generationally, if if there's a
bunch of gen xers and they start

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acting a fool, I I the
shame I'm gonna feel. It's palpable.

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So is Gary. So I think
I think this is what will we stopped

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watching The Bachelor, like you haven't
watched in a couple of years. What

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I wonder about this new batch or
the Golden Bachelor. Is he a boomer

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or is he a gen xer?
Because if it's a gen xer, I

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might actually watch that. If it's
a boomer situation like and then I don't

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know. Well, he's mid sixties, right, I have no idea.

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All I know is his name is
Gary and he's the Golden Bachelor. I

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have no idea about his age.
I don't know what. I don't know

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if he's worth anything, either financially
or spiritually. I have no idea.

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He's spiritually wealthy. That's how you
plug him on the show. He's old

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and spiritually wealthy, I said,
I don't. I don't know anything about

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him other than he's old. And
usually when the bachelors that they get on

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the show are at least somewhat financially
successful, stable, whatever, and I

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assume a man in his sixties is
probably going to be pretty stable. I

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doubt they found Gary in a refrigerator
box underneath an overpass and said that's our

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Golden Bachelor. He is, and
I'll still feel shit. He's hey,

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I'll give him credit. He looks
good. He's seventy two. Seventy two.

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Wow, yeah, because there's there's
one of the contestants on there is

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seventy two as well, And I
was like, all right, I guess

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they gave him a certain age range. But it's just but if we're being

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honest, sorry food music from his
childhood? Is that? What are we

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trying to Are we trying to book
a rebel ship? Sad thing is I

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don't think I can leave that in
the show because it'll flag us on copyright

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licensing. Yeah. My my ring
tone is and has been for a long

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time that the Cantinas scene from Star
Wars. Yeah, oh wow, Okay,

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Anyways, what I was saying about
Gary seventy two or not? If

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he's seventy two and he's a good
looking guy and he's financially stable, maybe

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a border ring on wealthy, why
are they bringing in seventy two year olds

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for him to date? You know
he's not going over forty Yeah. Uh,

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they should just keep they should just
keep the twenty five women vying for

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the roses the same age that they
have been. Oh I think that's good.

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Mix it up where it's let's let's
let's see what Gary's true intentions are.

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Let's throw some some fellow seventy two
year olds at him, but let's

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also throw in an impressionable twenty two
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Yeah. I like it. Yeah, you're right. That would make it

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more entertaining if they if they had
a wide spread of ages for the women

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contestants, and that would also open
up the possibility of us discovering if old

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woman's strength is a thing like old
man strength is. Well, it would

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make the hot tub scenes a lot
better to watch. No, no,

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the twenty five year old Oh okay, gotch Like, so you were not

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looking forward to Gary seventy two year
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other seventy two year olds. Know
that just sounds like Florida. Yeah,

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yeah, that's that's that's not a
sexy hot till that's that's a therapy.

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That's Tampa. That is a great
idea for a show that like you call

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it the sugar Bachelor and just an
rich guy you want to talk about.

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Copyright copyright this, they'll they will
steal this idea, I prophet, you

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look, let Rupert Murdoch do it. He just tapped down from his position.

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He's got a bunch of free time
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money. So you know there are
options out there. Yeah, I just

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I don't know when they. When
I saw the preview for Golden Bachelor,

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my first thought was just gross,
Like nobody needs to watch your grandparents boning,

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Like nobody needs to see this.
See you say that one of these

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days, hopefully we will all make
it to that age. And you know,

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if if things, if things are
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are still single, then you know, I'm not going to be a Do

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you find him love? I don't
know. If I don't know if Trey

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is going to find the crazy woman
of his dreams and a fellow seventy two

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year old as much as he wouldn't
a twenty four year old. I don't

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know. But I can definitely find
the crazy of my dreams on a reality

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show though, yes, But I
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maybe his definition of crazy will change
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clinically. It's also a good point
I wonder how. I wonder how Tray's

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crazy tastes will evolve through the years. It's like, first she's just like,

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like, you know, girls with
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So yeah, you're probably right.
I would probably lead more towards clinical because

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at least you know there's a pill
that can probably take the edge off,

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yeah, most of you. And
then when it's sex time withhold the medicine

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and then let's go. And Trey
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I thought you said you had to
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Wow. That is ah, that
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world's fastest p Did you dribble on
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yeah, you just started before you
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be faster that way. Well,
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so there wasn't a lot of lag
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got to the toilet of you know, things starting to work, okay,

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Well, then I I was in
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Jesus hands and came back. Do
you have like a valve, Yeah,

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I'm there that you just so it
just opens and it just all just gets

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unleashed, and then you close it
back and come back. Because even even

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if I have to, even though
I have to be really bad, I'm

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still standing there for a good two
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00:28:15.920 --> 00:28:19.559
yeah, gets going. I don't
know, I had to go,

407
00:28:19.720 --> 00:28:25.160
so I felt like it was you
know, the valve had pressure. I

408
00:28:25.240 --> 00:28:26.920
just needed to you know, open
it up. And once I did it,

409
00:28:27.160 --> 00:28:30.839
yeah, I mean that's just and
I'm sure you take you know that,

410
00:28:30.920 --> 00:28:36.720
and that's that's that says you're healthy. That's a healthy bladder and a

411
00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:40.200
prostate. And I'm sure healthy prostate. That's the and I'm sure it takes

412
00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:42.240
medication at your age. I'm sure
he takes some medication for that. And

413
00:28:42.319 --> 00:28:48.960
so I do not prostate is all
natural, thank you very much. He

414
00:28:48.079 --> 00:28:52.240
doesn't need medical assistance in that arena. Is that we actually I take that

415
00:28:52.359 --> 00:29:00.680
back, hope is technically I have
been taking an enlarged prostate drug for twenty

416
00:29:00.759 --> 00:29:10.720
five years because in anticipation of possible
So I have been on Propecia, which

417
00:29:10.839 --> 00:29:15.599
is a pill that fights hair loss, since I was twenty four. Oh

418
00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:22.480
wow. And that Propecia came about, like all of great drugs as basically

419
00:29:22.519 --> 00:29:26.599
a side effect of so it's called
Finesteride was the original and large prostate drug.

420
00:29:26.880 --> 00:29:30.200
And as they're doing their studies and
you know posts, so it came

421
00:29:30.200 --> 00:29:33.400
out in the mid eighties, and
then all of a sudden, like ten

422
00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:37.519
years later, they're looking at whoa, all these people are saying they're regrowing

423
00:29:37.599 --> 00:29:41.400
hair. Are they've stopped hair loss? We're about to make a lot more

424
00:29:41.480 --> 00:29:45.200
money. I have much better think
about, Like, so here's fin and

425
00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:48.440
it was it was doctor Fettner who
finally who was like, hey, because

426
00:29:48.480 --> 00:29:55.079
Propecia is basically it used to be
about one hundred dollars a month, Okay,

427
00:29:56.319 --> 00:30:00.559
just finesteride, which it goes in
her name pro scars what the original

428
00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:04.440
drug was called. It's like five
dollars for ninety pills. Oh and and

429
00:30:04.799 --> 00:30:08.240
the Propecia is one milligram, where
a Finestra eye tablet is five. So

430
00:30:08.279 --> 00:30:15.599
you basically just take one every other
day. But uh yeah, so yes,

431
00:30:15.720 --> 00:30:18.960
technically I have been on an enlarged
prostate drug for a long time.

432
00:30:18.119 --> 00:30:22.079
That's what it is. So you've
been so you've been juicing your straight all

433
00:30:22.119 --> 00:30:26.240
these years and you're just coming clean
about it now. That's really you Just

434
00:30:26.799 --> 00:30:30.119
you think you know somebody and just
I know. It's like Viandra was for

435
00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:47.039
blood pressure, yeah, yourself.
It's just so much fun to watch for

436
00:30:47.400 --> 00:30:49.599
a high blood pressure and they were
like, hey, what's going on with

437
00:30:49.720 --> 00:30:53.680
Jim? You know it's it's blood
pressure is low. But check that out

438
00:30:56.279 --> 00:31:00.920
and once again that's that's that's when
not the light bulb, but the money

439
00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:03.359
symbol goes off over their head and
they're like, oh, we're about to

440
00:31:03.400 --> 00:31:07.039
be really rich. Oh yeah,
Oh the doctor that actually discovered that,

441
00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:14.440
like he owns there's some really exclusive
spot outside on an island outside of Miami

442
00:31:14.680 --> 00:31:18.559
and he owns like half of it. Oh wow, that's impressive. Yeah,

443
00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:22.000
I mean that's that when that Yeah, that's going to solve and it's

444
00:31:22.039 --> 00:31:22.920
easy. And that's why it's in
the commercial it says, you know,

445
00:31:23.000 --> 00:31:27.039
it may cause a drop in blood
pressure, because that's what that's what it

446
00:31:27.160 --> 00:31:30.960
was designed for. Uh, and
then it just was that's just an easier

447
00:31:32.039 --> 00:31:34.440
market to sell to. UH.
So it's also a more fun one.

448
00:31:34.960 --> 00:31:38.759
Yeah that's uh, yeah, I
did not know that about Propitia was for

449
00:31:38.880 --> 00:31:42.519
in large process. So that's what
that's the secret behind your four and a

450
00:31:42.559 --> 00:31:48.119
half second p. Yes, you're
you're you're doing you're doing. Uh,

451
00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:51.519
you're doing some some some working there. I have a twenty something prostate.

452
00:31:56.440 --> 00:31:59.759
Are you using that on on on
women? Say? You know what,

453
00:32:00.119 --> 00:32:02.440
Yeah, it might be it might
be forty nine, but my prostate at

454
00:32:02.640 --> 00:32:12.319
twenty I think that's an over fifty
brag. So if you ever get named

455
00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:15.799
the new Golden Bachelor, that's your
next year. When I get my art

456
00:32:15.880 --> 00:32:20.920
card, then I'll maybe I'll throw
that out. You can actually get your

457
00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:27.559
AARP card now they have no taken
away the age restriction. They have they

458
00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:31.079
have removed the age restriction. But
I thought, like, there's if you

459
00:32:31.160 --> 00:32:36.640
get it below fifty, there's certain
benefits you don't get up until I don't

460
00:32:36.640 --> 00:32:38.839
know. I'm just to me that
is going to be the milestone of hitting

461
00:32:38.880 --> 00:32:43.359
fifty is getting my art card so
and getting and then then I am I

462
00:32:43.480 --> 00:32:45.440
am going to like, you know, go play golf. I'm like,

463
00:32:45.480 --> 00:32:49.119
yes, kind of the senior discount. Yeah, my dad used to use

464
00:32:49.640 --> 00:32:52.319
his I'm not I can't even make
this up, his senior discount at Taco

465
00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:58.359
Bell. Yeah, that is that
is the correct that's the correct response when

466
00:32:58.400 --> 00:33:01.880
it's not your dad, because I
would go with him and he's like,

467
00:33:02.000 --> 00:33:06.039
I take my senior discount please,
and I'm like, we're at Taco Bell.

468
00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:09.599
We could buy this place with the
twenty you understand that we could be

469
00:33:09.640 --> 00:33:15.319
the owners of this establishment with the
twenty dollars bill. We're good. We

470
00:33:15.359 --> 00:33:16.519
don't need to do that. And
then it was it used to be and

471
00:33:16.599 --> 00:33:20.759
I'm not again, can't make it
up. I think it was like fifteen

472
00:33:20.839 --> 00:33:23.079
percent off. So he looked at
me one day he goes, I just

473
00:33:23.200 --> 00:33:25.720
saved thirty six cents, and I
was like, what are you gonna do

474
00:33:25.799 --> 00:33:30.000
with that? And just indian logic, he goes sixty four more sentences a

475
00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:36.319
dollar and I go and then you
can buy a burrito. That's what probably

476
00:33:36.319 --> 00:33:38.279
makes me laughing or anything, is
that's back in the day when Taco Bell

477
00:33:38.480 --> 00:33:43.039
was cheap. Yeah. Yeah,
And that was his favorite place to go

478
00:33:43.599 --> 00:33:45.279
because it was so cheap. That's
what he would brag about. And then

479
00:33:45.319 --> 00:33:47.279
he got to that age where he's
like, I'm gonna use it. And

480
00:33:47.319 --> 00:33:52.160
then they switched it and this was
a good deal. I think you would

481
00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:55.039
get a for the senior discount stead
of getting the fifteen percent off or whatever

482
00:33:55.079 --> 00:33:59.799
it was. They just gave you
a free small drink. Oh and man

483
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:05.839
alive was that man that you should
every sip he took out of that small

484
00:34:05.880 --> 00:34:08.920
cup, he was the happiest.
You would have thought there was eighteen year

485
00:34:08.920 --> 00:34:14.840
old Scotch in that cups, just
the joy knowing that that diet pepsi was

486
00:34:14.920 --> 00:34:16.360
free. Did you did? Did
he dine in so he could get a

487
00:34:16.400 --> 00:34:20.920
refill and get his money's worth?
Like he would The only reason he would

488
00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:23.039
go, Yeah, he would always, he would you kind of right.

489
00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:29.239
He would fill it up, drink
it and then refill it before he went

490
00:34:29.280 --> 00:34:31.159
out. But he'd go. He
would go inside so he could. The

491
00:34:31.280 --> 00:34:37.480
reason they stopped putting the sauce packets
outside for like five years was had to

492
00:34:37.519 --> 00:34:43.280
be my dad because he brought sauce
for the house so he would get he

493
00:34:43.320 --> 00:34:46.239
would get kind of like me sometimes
at Chipotle when I go in and I

494
00:34:46.639 --> 00:34:51.440
you know how that people will say
glass half empty, half full with the

495
00:34:51.920 --> 00:34:55.719
Chipotle Chipotle Tabasco, the actual Chipotle
Tobasco, not the regular, but the

496
00:34:55.840 --> 00:35:00.039
Chipotle Tobasco. When you go into
Chipotle the restaurant if it's below the halfway

497
00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:07.119
line, and that goes home with
me, my mom. At the again,

498
00:35:07.960 --> 00:35:14.159
you Taco Bueno, they have the
free salsa bar. Oh my,

499
00:35:14.760 --> 00:35:20.400
it was just so embarrassing. It
was just you'd have one bean burrito and

500
00:35:20.679 --> 00:35:23.960
sixteen cups of salsa. Uh sixteen
little plastic I mean the pico de gaio,

501
00:35:24.039 --> 00:35:29.719
halapinos, diced onions, all of
it. And I'm like why because

502
00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:31.320
it's feet. I'm like, I
understand that, I get it. I

503
00:35:31.440 --> 00:35:35.760
understand the appeal of free. I
enjoy that too. What are you going

504
00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:37.320
to do with it? And I
was the one who guy would come home

505
00:35:37.400 --> 00:35:40.400
on the weekends to see them and
have lunch or whatever. And then I'm

506
00:35:40.400 --> 00:35:44.400
the one throwing it all away because
it's just been sitting in the fridge.

507
00:35:44.440 --> 00:35:45.840
And she would try to try to
pitch it to you, like do you

508
00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:49.559
want some onions with that? I'm
like, it's it's cake. I don't

509
00:35:49.599 --> 00:35:54.559
need onions with cake. We have
some diced onions. No Taco Bueno had

510
00:35:54.599 --> 00:35:59.840
diced onions. You went, got
a burrito like literally one, and then

511
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:02.000
sixteen cups of the sauce, and
then the sauce packets. We had a

512
00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:07.159
drawer. Every Indian family has a
sauce drawer. There's a Taco bell hot

513
00:36:07.199 --> 00:36:10.280
sauce drawer in every Indian person's house. And that's why they stopped positive.

514
00:36:10.400 --> 00:36:14.639
That's why they stopped putting, and
that's why they ask you now here.

515
00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:17.519
It's a new thing. They ask
you at taco about how many sauce packets

516
00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:21.159
you want. They don't just like, hey, can I have some hot

517
00:36:21.159 --> 00:36:22.559
sauce? They just throw a handful
in there. They'll ask you now And

518
00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:25.960
it's because of Indian people. So
if you want to know why it is,

519
00:36:27.199 --> 00:36:31.079
it is fact and not just Indian
people in general, but your family

520
00:36:31.159 --> 00:36:37.119
specifically. And then that's why you
have like you used to stop. It

521
00:36:37.239 --> 00:36:40.159
was just mild and hot. It
was mild, medium hot, and that's

522
00:36:40.199 --> 00:36:44.920
where it stopped. And then Indians
started going, we like this place,

523
00:36:44.960 --> 00:36:46.559
and they're like, oh, okay, how's fire sound. Okay, that's

524
00:36:46.599 --> 00:36:50.119
good, And then that wasn't hot
enough, and they're like, how does

525
00:36:50.159 --> 00:36:55.440
the devil's name in Spanish sound and
the like Diablo sounds great? Like now

526
00:36:57.199 --> 00:37:00.480
now I think there's one above Diablo. Now it's like it's just getting it's

527
00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:04.280
just just because of Indian people going
it's not hot enough. And that's the

528
00:37:04.440 --> 00:37:07.960
only reason, Like, there's no
reason for a sauce that hot anywhere.

529
00:37:08.840 --> 00:37:14.000
Real quick, just uh some show
stuff, real quick, just to peel

530
00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:15.239
the curtain back briefly, rog,
did you ever find your ring light?

531
00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:20.239
The only reason I bring it up
is because Trey and I looked fairly normal,

532
00:37:20.400 --> 00:37:22.239
kind of bright, and I don't
know if it's because you're wearing a

533
00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:23.639
hat. Did you do you find
your ring light? Yeah? My ring

534
00:37:23.719 --> 00:37:28.119
lights on. It was under it
was under it was under some pillows.

535
00:37:29.679 --> 00:37:34.960
Your ring light was under some pillows. Yes, Why you think the same

536
00:37:35.000 --> 00:37:39.840
thing, I am. What were
you filming? Why do you have a

537
00:37:39.920 --> 00:37:43.440
ring light in your bed? Rag? Uh, it's not it was on

538
00:37:43.559 --> 00:37:47.960
my there's pillows on other places than
your bed. First of all, it

539
00:37:49.039 --> 00:37:52.280
was on the couch. And you're
talking about that, you're talking about the

540
00:37:52.320 --> 00:37:55.239
couch cushion. No, like the
that's a couch cushion. That's not a

541
00:37:55.320 --> 00:38:00.079
pillow. No, there's the throw
pillows, the little deck have things that

542
00:38:00.599 --> 00:38:04.559
you put on the couch? Do
you have Do you have throw pillows on

543
00:38:04.880 --> 00:38:08.239
your couch? I do not seeing
Oh right there, that right there is

544
00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:13.280
a man. A man does not
have throw pillows on his couch. He

545
00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:15.920
just have the couch. I get. I get manicures and don't like sticky

546
00:38:15.960 --> 00:38:20.280
stuff on my hands. What about
you? What about me? Screams man

547
00:38:21.039 --> 00:38:24.199
like, I'm not a man.
Man, I'm like, I'm honestly.

548
00:38:24.360 --> 00:38:31.480
Having a ring light in your bed? Screams man. Uh no, baby,

549
00:38:31.519 --> 00:38:36.719
I gotta make sure it got good
lighting here? Can you see this?

550
00:38:37.880 --> 00:38:40.599
Uh no? I thrown it on
the ring light? Are you just

551
00:38:40.679 --> 00:38:49.119
happy to see? I just got
a bad business idea and it would work.

552
00:38:49.199 --> 00:38:52.039
It would work, I'll tell you. But just think of a different

553
00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:58.639
kind of ring light. Oh gosh, right, already there, already there.

554
00:39:00.719 --> 00:39:02.719
I think there's a market. I
think there's a market there. No,

555
00:39:02.920 --> 00:39:07.320
my dog was on the so I'd
thrown the ring light on the on

556
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:12.400
the love seat. And do you
have a love seat? Yeah, we

557
00:39:12.559 --> 00:39:14.599
have a love seat and a couch
and a love seat. Have both of

558
00:39:14.639 --> 00:39:19.119
them, and I see before the
ring light hit the couch, so before

559
00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:22.000
the ring light touched those cushions,
it was just a small couch. Once

560
00:39:22.079 --> 00:39:29.840
the ring light hits that then and
he's my dog wasn't feeling well, so

561
00:39:29.920 --> 00:39:32.239
he like moved all the pillows down
and went to sleep. And I was

562
00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:35.800
like, I know, I positive
I put that ring light some and then

563
00:39:35.880 --> 00:39:38.639
so he kind of got up to
get some water or whatever. And then

564
00:39:38.639 --> 00:39:40.840
I looked up and I was like, there it is, and so I

565
00:39:42.559 --> 00:39:45.880
found it. So you got a
sick pupper, I did. He's good

566
00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:50.599
now he's uh. He was wrong, bad, bad, gut. I

567
00:39:51.039 --> 00:39:54.400
gotten h he had gotten into some
chicken that was in the trash. That's

568
00:39:54.440 --> 00:40:01.039
what we is that some of your
roadside in chicken that you have months ago

569
00:40:01.119 --> 00:40:04.960
that he got into. That would
make sense. No, I think it

570
00:40:05.079 --> 00:40:07.960
was just like leftover, Like I
just had some leftover chicken and rice that

571
00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:12.400
I've thrown. And he's a he's
a he's a big boy. He's beautiful.

572
00:40:12.440 --> 00:40:15.199
His name his name is sweet boy
Sam because he's he's a sweet boy,

573
00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:20.119
and he's he's wonderful and he's just
the just the sweetest dog. But

574
00:40:20.280 --> 00:40:24.920
he's a dumpster and he'll eat anything. And you know what he's eating after

575
00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:28.960
how he like his face will tell
you like I did it and that's not

576
00:40:29.079 --> 00:40:34.599
gonna be good. That's what his
face says, like, yep, almost

577
00:40:34.639 --> 00:40:39.239
one hundred pounds now, little over. See, every time I've ever gotten

578
00:40:39.280 --> 00:40:43.880
a dog, adopted, whatever,
one of the things I always think about

579
00:40:43.880 --> 00:40:45.920
is how big is this dog currently? Or is it going to get any

580
00:40:46.000 --> 00:40:51.079
bigger? Because the next thing I
think about is how bigger the turd's gonna

581
00:40:51.079 --> 00:40:52.480
be that I'm gonna have to pick
up? Yeah, he's a in the

582
00:40:53.039 --> 00:40:57.039
one. I never I've never wanted
to have a dog whose turds are going

583
00:40:57.079 --> 00:41:00.039
to be bigger than mine. It's
it's gonna feel picking up in the mornings.

584
00:41:00.119 --> 00:41:06.480
He's a he's a two bagger.
Yeah. You you you go out

585
00:41:06.519 --> 00:41:08.559
there with one bag and you're like
okay, and you no, you have

586
00:41:08.679 --> 00:41:12.519
to you have to take the two. When we got any backs, was

587
00:41:12.599 --> 00:41:17.719
it when he was sick? Uh
oh yeah, couldn't be. It couldn't

588
00:41:17.760 --> 00:41:21.840
be back. So it was a
lot of water and uh, I would

589
00:41:21.880 --> 00:41:23.280
I would pour water like I would
take a bottle of water out with me

590
00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:27.159
and it would be the whole bottle
of water. Uh, so that it

591
00:41:27.199 --> 00:41:30.159
would kind of so that nobody got
anything on their feet or anything over their

592
00:41:30.159 --> 00:41:32.400
shoes or anything when they were out
walking. Yeah. So, and then

593
00:41:32.400 --> 00:41:36.039
I would take like dirt or grass
and put on top of that as well.

594
00:41:36.119 --> 00:41:39.559
So when I got him, I
asked specifically how big is the dog

595
00:41:39.639 --> 00:41:43.559
gonna get? Because mom, he's
a you're going to say you asked specifically

596
00:41:43.639 --> 00:41:49.480
how big are his turts? I
think that was what I was trying to

597
00:41:49.519 --> 00:41:52.159
gauge. I was like, uh, because he's a he's a bulldog boxer

598
00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:57.440
mix. And I was like,
okay, and the dad, uh,

599
00:41:57.480 --> 00:42:02.559
it's fifty pounds. Fifty pounds.
The mom was forty. So the girl

600
00:42:02.599 --> 00:42:07.360
who I got the dog from was
my best friend growing up. He's not

601
00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:13.159
passed away, but it's his daughter
and she lived in Dennison, and so

602
00:42:13.760 --> 00:42:15.840
she put she posted a picture of
the of two dogs. I don't even

603
00:42:15.840 --> 00:42:19.480
know what the other dog look like. She's like, does anybody want these

604
00:42:19.519 --> 00:42:21.519
puppies? And I was like,
the one on the right, I'm gonna

605
00:42:21.559 --> 00:42:24.320
take. That's my dog. And
if you've ever had that connectional there to

606
00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:29.679
go, that's my dog. This
is my dog like there is no like

607
00:42:29.800 --> 00:42:36.239
he sleeps like on me, like
it's beautiful. But they lied. They

608
00:42:36.239 --> 00:42:38.840
said his max wait was going to
be forty seven pounds. And when I

609
00:42:39.039 --> 00:42:42.079
took him, I got him at
eight weeks old. When I took him

610
00:42:43.039 --> 00:42:47.159
to get his second round of shots, I think it was six six months

611
00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:51.639
is how old he was. And
the doctor was like the vet was like,

612
00:42:52.280 --> 00:42:53.599
yeah, look at the size of
those pots. And I was like,

613
00:42:53.800 --> 00:42:57.760
I know, I really hope he
grows into him. He's like,

614
00:42:57.800 --> 00:43:00.320
do you. I was like yeah, because he's kind of a goofy clumsy,

615
00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:05.079
and they got to that weird like
linky phase and then he just started

616
00:43:05.199 --> 00:43:07.960
eating everything and I was like,
oh man. The doctor was like,

617
00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:10.559
there's no way they lied to you. Like they basically if they would have

618
00:43:10.599 --> 00:43:14.039
told you he's gonna be a hundred
pound dog, they might have been scared

619
00:43:14.079 --> 00:43:16.280
that you wouldn't take it. So
you have one hundred pound dog. What's

620
00:43:16.320 --> 00:43:20.679
his name again? Sweet boy Sam? See so you have sweet boys Sam,

621
00:43:20.719 --> 00:43:23.039
one hundred pound dog that you adopted
and he got sick. But he's

622
00:43:23.079 --> 00:43:27.719
fine now, right, he's good. Now we have solid poops. Was

623
00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:31.480
he was he like sphinxing when he
was he No, he didn't. He

624
00:43:31.519 --> 00:43:35.400
didn't he didn't have a he didn't
have he wasn't vomiting. He did vomit

625
00:43:35.519 --> 00:43:37.480
once. Uh, And that was
when I was like, oh, I

626
00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:40.400
know that, I ate that.
I know what that is. It was

627
00:43:40.480 --> 00:43:45.199
chicken and rice because there was carrots
and peas in the throw up and then

628
00:43:45.280 --> 00:43:51.159
everything else was out the other side. So yeah, and actually, Trey,

629
00:43:51.199 --> 00:43:52.239
thank you for bringing up the sphinxing
a thing, because when I was

630
00:43:52.320 --> 00:43:58.920
going back through previous episodes, I
didn't realize this, but on Spotify people

631
00:43:59.000 --> 00:44:04.559
can actually comment on certain things on
the podcast itself. So the episode that

632
00:44:04.880 --> 00:44:07.840
the episode where we talked about sphinxing
it when you Raj got food poisoning,

633
00:44:08.239 --> 00:44:12.719
sphinxing it is when you get food
poisoning and you have to what you do

634
00:44:12.960 --> 00:44:15.639
is when you can no longer make
the decision if you want to sit on

635
00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:19.199
the toilet and do both at the
same time. What you do then is

636
00:44:19.239 --> 00:44:22.280
you get in the tub and you
do both at the same time without any

637
00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:24.480
concerns. You just let it all
happen and then he just rents out the

638
00:44:24.519 --> 00:44:29.239
tub. Yeah, that's that's sphinxing
because you're in that position like the sphinx.

639
00:44:29.599 --> 00:44:34.320
Yes, but someone had posted,
you guys need to know about gargoiling.

640
00:44:35.480 --> 00:44:37.760
So this guy had said what he
does is called the gargoyle. I

641
00:44:37.800 --> 00:44:40.719
think I wrote it down. Think
it's why I can find this put it

642
00:44:44.039 --> 00:44:50.800
of skyscrapers. What is kind of
kind of that's just what what he does

643
00:44:50.960 --> 00:44:54.960
is he gets into the gargoyle position
with his feet and squats on top of

644
00:44:55.079 --> 00:44:59.400
the toilet, and then he grabs
a bucket and puts it in front of

645
00:44:59.480 --> 00:45:04.199
him and I just hold his mouth
open scarely. That was what he says

646
00:45:04.239 --> 00:45:07.800
he does. That's that's the that's
the gargoyle versus the sphinx. Yeah,

647
00:45:07.840 --> 00:45:09.119
and it got It's like, I'm
sure there. I'm sure there are others

648
00:45:09.159 --> 00:45:14.079
because whenever someone has food poisoning,
they're gonna come up with their own styles.

649
00:45:14.159 --> 00:45:15.239
It's sort of like a martial art. It's sort of like kung fu.

650
00:45:15.559 --> 00:45:20.440
Someone has tiger style, someone has
gargoyle style, and you know,

651
00:45:20.559 --> 00:45:24.119
food poisoning kung fu whatever. But
I think there would be some other ones

652
00:45:24.119 --> 00:45:30.760
that would also make sense. The
Game of Thrones. I looked this up

653
00:45:30.800 --> 00:45:32.639
online. These are all one percent
real. There's the Game of Thrones,

654
00:45:32.840 --> 00:45:36.559
also known as the klisi. That's
where you just bend the knee in front

655
00:45:36.599 --> 00:45:40.079
of the toilet. Oh gotcha?
Okay. There's also the fifty cent that's

656
00:45:40.079 --> 00:45:43.480
where you get food poisoning in the
club, but you don't leave. You

657
00:45:43.559 --> 00:45:49.840
just stay in the club and let
it happen. There's also the bond Scott

658
00:45:50.199 --> 00:45:52.679
that's where you just lie on your
back and choke on your own vomit.

659
00:45:55.800 --> 00:46:00.320
The tub girl. Okay, so
instead of sphinx to get in the tub,

660
00:46:00.360 --> 00:46:04.199
you do the tub girl. Remember
that photo online? No, that's

661
00:46:04.199 --> 00:46:06.800
what You're gone in your back and
you're just ass up, going straight in

662
00:46:06.800 --> 00:46:12.000
the air and then back down onto
your own face. Surprised you hadn't seen

663
00:46:12.079 --> 00:46:14.679
that. Between that and the goat
sea image, that was one of the

664
00:46:14.840 --> 00:46:19.760
two classic horrific things to have seen
online, well before Two Girls One Cup,

665
00:46:21.000 --> 00:46:23.360
which would be another option if you
had food poisoning. It's just kind

666
00:46:23.440 --> 00:46:30.320
the jewels from Two Girls One.
There's also Stephen King's carry ok that's where

667
00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:38.000
that's where you get food poisoning at
prom and don't leave. There's also there's

668
00:46:38.000 --> 00:46:43.079
also the Tony Robbins and that's where
you have food poisoning in the bathroom.

669
00:46:43.159 --> 00:46:45.880
But while you're throwing up and pooping, you do that while running across hot

670
00:46:45.960 --> 00:46:52.760
coals. I thought, you're just
cussing out the audience. That might be

671
00:46:53.039 --> 00:46:55.039
that might be an option as well, Dude, in front of a live

672
00:46:55.039 --> 00:47:02.480
audience. I call that the ben
him. So we're do it in front

673
00:47:02.480 --> 00:47:07.480
of a live audience while screaming Jesus. That would actually be perfect if you

674
00:47:07.559 --> 00:47:14.000
want to, you want to prove
yourself as a real evangelist, grab someone

675
00:47:14.079 --> 00:47:17.760
from that audience that is currently experiencing
food poisoning, and you heal them right

676
00:47:17.800 --> 00:47:22.239
then and there on that stage,
no matter what muck comes out of him.

677
00:47:22.440 --> 00:47:25.000
If you can heal them right then
and there, you are set for

678
00:47:25.079 --> 00:47:30.320
life, better off than Copeland.
Yeah, I would. I would buy

679
00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:34.280
into that ministry. I'm like,
did you see what he did? He

680
00:47:34.480 --> 00:47:44.800
made it solid. He is a
man of God. Now we just crossed

681
00:47:44.840 --> 00:47:52.039
televangelist with exorcism. The hell of
a Watch. Yeah, Now that's a

682
00:47:52.159 --> 00:47:59.840
church I would go to. Yeah, the Church of Textracism. I'd buy

683
00:48:00.000 --> 00:48:09.679
tickets to that. Not front Row, but Slash Zone and Gallagher's the minister

684
00:48:22.679 --> 00:48:28.079
pool listening to the treehouse. Visit
us online that treehouse on air dot com.

685
00:48:30.519 --> 00:48:35.480
Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW
Roofing and Restoration into the treehouse right

686
00:48:35.559 --> 00:48:38.599
now, the phone number eight three
three Cook DFW, the website Cook dfw

687
00:48:38.880 --> 00:48:44.280
dot com. So I've heard a
rumor lately that insurance deductibles are going up

688
00:48:44.360 --> 00:48:46.760
on people's homes, and I'm wondering, how is that going to affect the

689
00:48:46.880 --> 00:48:52.519
roof Dan, That's no lie right
there. I've heard multiple friends of mine

690
00:48:52.599 --> 00:48:55.239
that's in the insurance business saying that
companies are going to have to increase rates.

691
00:48:55.679 --> 00:49:00.679
Companies are increasing dwelling cost and these
are not being able to write one

692
00:49:00.719 --> 00:49:04.360
percent deductibles anymore. They're going up
to one and a half and two percent.

693
00:49:04.519 --> 00:49:07.960
So as a homeowner, that means
your deductible could go up as much

694
00:49:07.039 --> 00:49:10.840
as three, four or five thousand
dollars. So before that occurs on your

695
00:49:10.920 --> 00:49:15.280
policy, you need to be very
aware of when my policy is going to

696
00:49:15.440 --> 00:49:19.039
change, When is my deductible going
to change, because you probably want to

697
00:49:19.079 --> 00:49:22.800
go ahead and get your roof inspect
it and your property inspect it on the

698
00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:28.000
old policy amounts because that's going to
save you several thousands of dollars on your

699
00:49:28.039 --> 00:49:31.360
deductible and you more than likely if
you have not had your roof inspected in

700
00:49:31.400 --> 00:49:35.519
the last couple of years, we'll
probably have some damage that will need to

701
00:49:35.559 --> 00:49:37.880
be replaced or repaired. And it's
much better to do it for a cheaper

702
00:49:37.920 --> 00:49:42.000
deductible than what your deductibles are going
to go up to in the next year

703
00:49:42.119 --> 00:49:45.880
or two. So take advantage of
getting it looked at now. Isn't it

704
00:49:45.960 --> 00:49:49.239
nice to have a roofer who not
only wants to help you to keep your

705
00:49:49.280 --> 00:49:52.440
home protected, but is also thinking
about you as you in your finances,

706
00:49:52.440 --> 00:49:54.280
like, hey, you know what
I think there's a waiting for you to

707
00:49:54.280 --> 00:49:57.880
save a little bit of money here
in case you have a problem. So

708
00:49:58.039 --> 00:50:00.840
give Daniel Cook from Cooke DFW Roofing
Restoration a call for that free roof inspection

709
00:50:01.119 --> 00:50:06.880
eight three three Cook DFW eight three
three Cook DFW, Cook dfw dot com.

710
00:50:07.480 --> 00:50:12.320
It's the tree house. Let's get
Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing into the tree

711
00:50:12.360 --> 00:50:15.519
house now. Their phone number two
one four three six eight thirty eight thirty

712
00:50:15.559 --> 00:50:17.519
eight. That's two one four three
six eight thirty eight thirty eight. The

713
00:50:17.599 --> 00:50:22.480
website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com.
So, Jacqueline, I know that Brooks

714
00:50:22.519 --> 00:50:29.639
Plumbing is a family business. What's
it like working with the family in the

715
00:50:29.719 --> 00:50:35.719
family business. You saw I'm an
only child and you're you're with me,

716
00:50:35.960 --> 00:50:37.519
my mom and my dad. So
my dad and I worked together every day,

717
00:50:37.639 --> 00:50:39.760
and I'm an only child. I
think I just said that, but

718
00:50:40.840 --> 00:50:45.320
I remember when the business really took
off and started to get very busy,

719
00:50:45.400 --> 00:50:49.039
my mom and my dad worked together
every day, and being the angry Italian

720
00:50:49.119 --> 00:50:52.599
family that we were, every day
there was almost a murder ash. Trays

721
00:50:52.639 --> 00:50:55.039
were flying. Yes, she threw
a peuter half Trey Adam once. But

722
00:50:55.280 --> 00:50:59.360
I remember they came home and we
were sitting down at the kitchen table.

723
00:50:59.519 --> 00:51:01.199
It was on my left, Mom
on my right, me sitting in the

724
00:51:01.280 --> 00:51:06.679
middle. I think we were having
macaroni and I remember my dad got angry

725
00:51:06.679 --> 00:51:08.400
about something. And we're a tall
family. So I'm five to seven for

726
00:51:08.440 --> 00:51:12.440
a girl, I'm kind of tall. Mom, you're like five ten eight.

727
00:51:12.760 --> 00:51:16.519
She's shrinking, but she used to
be five ten and here dad's six

728
00:51:16.559 --> 00:51:21.119
foot tall. And so I remember
they got angry and Dad was like,

729
00:51:21.159 --> 00:51:22.119
you're not going to yell at me
and have the high ground. So he

730
00:51:22.199 --> 00:51:24.840
stood up and he started pointing down
at my mom. He was still sitting

731
00:51:24.880 --> 00:51:28.920
at the kitchen table. And this
is back when she was wearing skirts and

732
00:51:29.719 --> 00:51:34.840
heels and pantyhose. And so she
stands up and she gets on her tiptoes

733
00:51:34.880 --> 00:51:37.280
and so she's as tall as he
is and she's pointing at him. And

734
00:51:37.360 --> 00:51:39.039
now they're arguing, mind you,
I'm still sitting there, just nomen on

735
00:51:39.119 --> 00:51:43.199
my macaroni left, look right.
Look, I'm like, these people are

736
00:51:43.360 --> 00:51:45.280
nuts, but I'm like in third
grade, I'm like, let them do

737
00:51:45.360 --> 00:51:47.639
what they're doing. Dad gets angry, He's like, absolutely not, pulls

738
00:51:47.679 --> 00:51:52.320
the chair out, stands on top
of the chair and continues pointing down at

739
00:51:52.360 --> 00:51:54.719
my mom. So he maintains the
high ground. And that's that's what it's

740
00:51:54.800 --> 00:51:59.880
like working in this office. So
if because we love each other so passionate

741
00:52:00.119 --> 00:52:01.880
and we feel so deeply, So
if you ever call and you're talking to

742
00:52:01.960 --> 00:52:06.159
me and you hear yelling in the
background, that's pretty par for the course.

743
00:52:06.199 --> 00:52:07.679
It doesn't mean we're not going to
show up and give you the best

744
00:52:07.719 --> 00:52:12.760
service possible. It just means that
we're an Italian family through and through,

745
00:52:13.079 --> 00:52:15.079
and we're going to treat you like
family, and that means that we're basically

746
00:52:15.400 --> 00:52:20.000
inducting already. You're going to yell
at all your customers and stand over them.

747
00:52:20.599 --> 00:52:22.719
We're gonna feed you, We're gonna
make you plump and make sure you

748
00:52:22.800 --> 00:52:30.000
can use the after the flush twice. Yeah. So it's actually good the

749
00:52:30.079 --> 00:52:31.519
way that story ended, because for
a moment there, I thought you were

750
00:52:31.559 --> 00:52:35.400
going to say, and that's the
story of how my mom ended up standing

751
00:52:35.440 --> 00:52:38.199
on top of Reunion Tower. Did
you get on the table? Uh?

752
00:52:38.360 --> 00:52:40.920
No, I didn't. Did you
think about it? I started laugh at

753
00:52:43.079 --> 00:52:45.360
I'm surprised you didn't kick that chair
out from underneath him. Now I've seen

754
00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:49.679
her flip tables before. It's pretty
impressing. Don't tell, damn man,

755
00:52:50.119 --> 00:52:54.199
don't that's youthful indiscretion. You know
what. Don't worry, I'm not going

756
00:52:54.239 --> 00:52:59.280
to tell anybody that she said that
about you. It's only on the airwaves,

757
00:53:00.039 --> 00:53:01.920
embarrassing. It's the internet. There's
way worse stuff. You're going to

758
00:53:01.960 --> 00:53:05.800
be fine. Be sure to contact
Brooks Plumbing for any and all of your

759
00:53:05.800 --> 00:53:10.039
plumbing wants and needs, including service
that's passionate. That's what you mean by

760
00:53:10.159 --> 00:53:15.559
you know the Italians. I you
bring passion to the job of plumbing into

761
00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:17.519
your clients. It's Brooks Plumbing two
one four three six eight thirty eight thirty

762
00:53:17.559 --> 00:53:25.159
eight or Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. You're in tree visit us online at

763
00:53:25.239 --> 00:53:31.440
Treehouse OnAir dot com. This segment
of the Treehouse is brought to you by

764
00:53:31.679 --> 00:53:37.559
Brooks Plumbing. Brooks Plumbing phone number
two one four three six eight thirty eight

765
00:53:37.639 --> 00:53:40.000
thirty eight. That's two one four
three six eight thirty eight thirty eight for

766
00:53:40.079 --> 00:53:49.039
any and all of your plumbing once
and needs full service plumbing company supporters here

767
00:53:49.119 --> 00:53:53.400
in the Treehouse. We appreciate them
and appreciate you the website Brooks Plumbing Texas

768
00:53:53.559 --> 00:53:59.880
dot com. Sorry, what was
you were saying about? Well, from

769
00:54:00.639 --> 00:54:05.400
we're talking about the size of dog
poops and Roger talking about, you know,

770
00:54:05.559 --> 00:54:07.480
one hundred pound dogs. So I've
had the extremes. I used to

771
00:54:07.519 --> 00:54:15.559
have great Danes. Oh, now
I have Daisy and Daisy and Daisy.

772
00:54:15.639 --> 00:54:19.360
Ways, how much three pounds?
And you're great Danes Wade, how much?

773
00:54:20.000 --> 00:54:22.480
Biggest one was one hundred and seventy
five pounds. Yeah, and when

774
00:54:22.480 --> 00:54:25.679
you took your great Danes on a
walk. Did you just bring a shovel

775
00:54:27.880 --> 00:54:30.920
I would go, or did you
just leave it and blame it? Not

776
00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:36.039
a homeless person. I would always
try. But I would go down to

777
00:54:36.159 --> 00:54:37.880
the grocery store. And it's a
dangerous game because you have to really check

778
00:54:37.960 --> 00:54:42.119
the bags. But instead of using
like a poop bag, I would go

779
00:54:42.239 --> 00:54:45.119
get a grocery like the plastic grocery
sacks. I thought you were going to

780
00:54:45.159 --> 00:54:49.840
say, a lot and leaf bag. Yeah, I had to do that.

781
00:54:50.119 --> 00:54:52.159
I had one hundred and thirty five
pound Rottwiler in college and that's what

782
00:54:52.239 --> 00:54:54.480
I went. And I'd go to
the grocers and I'm like paper plastics,

783
00:54:54.480 --> 00:54:59.039
I'm like plastic and double bag it. Uh. And it was because of

784
00:54:59.199 --> 00:55:01.320
there was no poop bags that we
that were big enough. Now they have

785
00:55:01.440 --> 00:55:08.800
different sizes, but there weren't anything
big enough for this dog's dumps. Like

786
00:55:08.920 --> 00:55:12.039
it was. It was impressive,
and then I was like okay, and

787
00:55:12.079 --> 00:55:15.400
then everything else after that it was
fairly midsized, like an average size dog.

788
00:55:15.400 --> 00:55:17.159
I'd have a lab like a chocolate
lab or whatever. And then with

789
00:55:17.320 --> 00:55:22.119
this one here, now you just
saw him crossover. He's a giant and

790
00:55:22.199 --> 00:55:25.760
he's the sweetest doofiest thing in the
world. But he's also mute, so

791
00:55:25.920 --> 00:55:30.760
he can't. He doesn't bark.
When he does bark, he has to

792
00:55:30.039 --> 00:55:32.960
like squeeze all of the air out
of his body and that's what comes out.

793
00:55:34.559 --> 00:55:37.480
It's weird. Yeah, it's weird
because it also sounds like two separate

794
00:55:37.519 --> 00:55:40.599
dogs barking out of one. Yeah. So he doesn't say anything. So

795
00:55:40.719 --> 00:55:44.920
he tells you he needs to go
out with his eyes. And when he

796
00:55:45.039 --> 00:55:46.639
was sick, it was just I
feel bad because he's right here and he

797
00:55:46.679 --> 00:55:50.599
can hear me, and I know
you understand it, but it was this.

798
00:55:50.840 --> 00:55:52.239
It was just the funniest thing because
he would just look at me like

799
00:55:52.400 --> 00:55:58.440
it's coming now, I can't stop
it, and just that face. I

800
00:55:58.480 --> 00:56:01.960
would just start laughing and he's just
like, man, you you you get

801
00:56:02.000 --> 00:56:08.039
to talk about your problems, tray
when you when you go from one hundred

802
00:56:08.039 --> 00:56:13.760
and seventy five pound great Dane on
a walk, you can't just kind of

803
00:56:14.599 --> 00:56:17.639
kick that over and no one noticed
it. I mean, everyone's going to

804
00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:21.920
know your dog took a huge dump
right there. You can't just leave it

805
00:56:22.000 --> 00:56:25.880
there right No. So now the
opposite with Daisy, the three pound Chihuahwa.

806
00:56:27.000 --> 00:56:29.360
Do you even bother to pick that
up? Or you just kind of

807
00:56:29.400 --> 00:56:34.280
just just blow it down the street
like an acorn. I try to always

808
00:56:34.320 --> 00:56:38.199
have a poop bag. And now
the sad thing, especially if it's dark,

809
00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:43.440
I usually can't see the like even
with a flashlight. Sometimes that I

810
00:56:43.480 --> 00:56:47.320
mean her if she takes a big
turd, it looks like a three put

811
00:56:47.400 --> 00:56:51.599
like a three peanut in a shell, Like you know that that's the size

812
00:56:51.639 --> 00:56:53.800
of it. Look. I would
like to point out two things really quickly.

813
00:56:53.880 --> 00:56:59.039
One is a disclaimer. One is
that I think you are a terrible

814
00:56:59.119 --> 00:57:01.440
person if you throw a gum on
the ground and you don't pick up after

815
00:57:01.519 --> 00:57:07.519
your dog. Okay, I want
that sen Yes, unless your dog is

816
00:57:07.639 --> 00:57:12.960
so small that one it drops turds. If your dog's turds are smaller than

817
00:57:13.079 --> 00:57:16.639
squirrel turds, you shouldn't even mess
with it because it actually is going to

818
00:57:16.719 --> 00:57:21.519
hurt the environment more by using the
poop back. Just just just blow it,

819
00:57:21.599 --> 00:57:24.400
just blow it into into grass or
something. I literally so we have

820
00:57:25.679 --> 00:57:30.320
rabbits running around the neighborhood, and
rabbit turds and daisy turds are very similar

821
00:57:30.400 --> 00:57:34.519
in size. But like I said, I try to be a good person

822
00:57:34.559 --> 00:57:37.360
and pick it up. If I
don't have a bag, then what I

823
00:57:37.480 --> 00:57:39.599
will do instead of leaving it in
the grasses, I literally will just take

824
00:57:39.679 --> 00:57:43.480
the tip of my shoe and just
flick it and it'll you know, a

825
00:57:43.559 --> 00:57:46.159
pebble or two will go in the
street, and no one's worse for wear.

826
00:57:49.480 --> 00:57:51.039
For a second there, I thought
you were going to say you that

827
00:57:51.079 --> 00:57:54.840
you were flicking it towards like doors
and windows. I flick it towards that

828
00:57:54.880 --> 00:58:02.239
neighbor. I hate willing to be
fair because because Daisy is so small that

829
00:58:02.360 --> 00:58:06.840
when you're walking her trey, I
mean, some people probably have to do

830
00:58:06.920 --> 00:58:10.599
a double take thinking that you're walking
a rat. Yeah, oh yeah it.

831
00:58:12.519 --> 00:58:16.000
Daisy always turns heads just if nothing
else, uh, just as small

832
00:58:16.039 --> 00:58:19.360
as she is, I mean,
and you know, she had those big

833
00:58:19.440 --> 00:58:22.599
ears and looks like a little like
gremlin walking down the street. And honestly,

834
00:58:22.719 --> 00:58:27.719
she is so cute because when a
dog is that tiny, it really

835
00:58:27.840 --> 00:58:31.559
could walk over and poop right in
the middle of someone's breakfast, and someone's

836
00:58:31.559 --> 00:58:38.800
going to go all If raj is
one hundred and thirty five pound from college,

837
00:58:38.840 --> 00:58:43.280
did that, that's a vastly different
reaction. That's a vastly different awe.

838
00:58:55.599 --> 00:59:05.199
Yeah, it really will put anything
on avocado toast. It's so gross.

839
00:59:05.559 --> 00:59:07.280
I don't know what we're talking about. Yeah, but it's a it's

840
00:59:07.599 --> 00:59:10.599
yeah, I can't imagine. That's
some weird that's a weird thing to go

841
00:59:10.719 --> 00:59:15.239
from like great Danes to something that. But I get it. If I

842
00:59:15.320 --> 00:59:16.960
had one hundred and seventy five pound
Great Dane that I had to pick up

843
00:59:17.000 --> 00:59:20.880
after, you're damn right. If
I get another dog, it's gonna be

844
00:59:21.000 --> 00:59:22.880
so small that the turds you won't
even be able to tell. You won't

845
00:59:22.880 --> 00:59:27.039
even be able to see the turd. Yeah, the dog doesn't poop,

846
00:59:28.440 --> 00:59:34.199
No, it's it. Literally,
even her turds are adorable. That's but

847
00:59:35.239 --> 00:59:38.480
I never I never thought I would
have a small dog now because there is

848
00:59:38.559 --> 00:59:43.000
a convenience factor. I mean,
she's wonderful, she sweeches the best dog.

849
00:59:43.119 --> 00:59:46.719
But it also like I just throw
down a peapad and you know she's

850
00:59:46.800 --> 00:59:53.800
good because, like I said,
like her her peas, I mean they

851
00:59:53.920 --> 00:59:59.039
might make a puddle, you know, if she really has to go like

852
00:59:59.119 --> 01:00:01.639
the size of a donut. It
and her turds are like I said,

853
01:00:01.679 --> 01:00:09.800
they're they're cute land for that dog
exactly to point out, though, trade

854
01:00:09.880 --> 01:00:15.719
that the last, the last person
on this show that just let the dogs

855
01:00:15.840 --> 01:00:20.760
use the pea pads like crazy didn't
end up so well. I walk her.

856
01:00:21.320 --> 01:00:24.480
I walk her at least three times
a day. But I also sometimes

857
01:00:24.519 --> 01:00:29.119
worked ten twelve hours shifts, so
I do have to have no I I

858
01:00:29.519 --> 01:00:32.119
and I. Actually when I get
home, I used the washable one,

859
01:00:32.159 --> 01:00:36.239
so then I throw pea pads in
the washer. There's not you know,

860
01:00:36.400 --> 01:00:38.719
hallways, because I was in his
house many times where you know, there

861
01:00:38.760 --> 01:00:45.119
were literally dog turds everywhere. No, that's not happening. But speaking of

862
01:00:45.559 --> 01:00:52.159
adoption of animals, have any of
y'all seen this deal with Dallas Animal Services

863
01:00:52.239 --> 01:00:55.039
finding a two hundred pound tortoise and
no one has come forward to claim it.

864
01:00:57.480 --> 01:01:00.719
Okay, I somehow missed that in
my show prep. Oh my god,

865
01:01:00.760 --> 01:01:04.440
it's been. It's been all over
social media so many people have been

866
01:01:04.519 --> 01:01:08.039
Dallas Animal Services found it or someone
brought it in. What I read is

867
01:01:08.079 --> 01:01:10.400
it said like they found it,
like someone called and go, hey,

868
01:01:12.039 --> 01:01:17.719
uh, there's a prehistoric beast walking
down the street. Dallas Animal Services promptly

869
01:01:17.760 --> 01:01:23.960
says, we don't have tri Sara
tops catchers here, and I and this,

870
01:01:24.159 --> 01:01:28.719
I mean I can trying to see
if I can pull up a picture

871
01:01:28.760 --> 01:01:32.079
of it. I mean it is. I mean it's a big boy like

872
01:01:32.440 --> 01:01:35.960
I don't know if y'all can,
Oh, yeah, I saw it.

873
01:01:36.079 --> 01:01:39.280
Yeah, yeah, it's that's a
big damn turtle. Yeah and old.

874
01:01:39.360 --> 01:01:44.960
I mean that if you two hundred
pound tortoise has got to be you know,

875
01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:47.400
over eighty probably is that what it
is. I don't know how to

876
01:01:47.519 --> 01:01:53.000
I don't know how to calculate a
turtle or tortoises age. How do you

877
01:01:53.119 --> 01:01:57.159
do that? My assumption is is
based on weight. So, like you

878
01:01:57.239 --> 01:02:00.400
said, it's two hundred pounds,
I just assume one year for each pound.

879
01:02:00.440 --> 01:02:04.880
So I'm just gonna assume this tortoise
is two hundred years old. Yeah,

880
01:02:05.280 --> 01:02:08.679
I mean, I know they live
well over one hundred and as they're

881
01:02:08.719 --> 01:02:13.079
kind of like lobsters, they just
keep growing. They can grow forever.

882
01:02:13.280 --> 01:02:15.559
So you get to two hundred pounds, I'm assuming you're you're up there.

883
01:02:16.119 --> 01:02:19.760
Yeah, I'm assuming it was like
it was like twelve pounds when it decided

884
01:02:19.800 --> 01:02:22.280
to leave the owner's house and by
the time it got to where it was,

885
01:02:22.440 --> 01:02:30.320
it's now eighty five and two hundred
pounds. They're not swift beasts for

886
01:02:30.840 --> 01:02:32.800
a tortoise who get that big.
Someone has taken a lot of care of

887
01:02:32.880 --> 01:02:37.320
it, which is why it's just
it's surprising. And I don't know why,

888
01:02:37.440 --> 01:02:40.800
because you see so many people who
give away. You know, they'll

889
01:02:40.840 --> 01:02:45.360
call it rehoming animals. Yeah,
is it, But I just I can't

890
01:02:45.360 --> 01:02:47.960
imagine someone who took that much care
of an animal, Like, but how

891
01:02:49.000 --> 01:02:52.199
are you missing a two hundred pound
tortoise? Like, that's just I don't

892
01:02:52.239 --> 01:02:54.559
think they're missing it. I think
I think they think it went. I

893
01:02:54.639 --> 01:03:00.599
think it was gone. And there
might be some restrictions in the city.

894
01:03:00.719 --> 01:03:04.559
I don't know if there's. Like
they said, it's not an illegal animals.

895
01:03:04.840 --> 01:03:07.920
It's because it's one of those things
you can buy a turtle and sometimes

896
01:03:07.960 --> 01:03:10.239
you know, you think you're getting
something, you know that's the size of

897
01:03:10.280 --> 01:03:20.599
a shoe, and twenty years later
godzilla And that's why you adopt, don't

898
01:03:20.679 --> 01:03:27.960
shop because you have no idea what
pet Land is selling you. You think

899
01:03:28.000 --> 01:03:34.360
it's a get go, but then
it ends up being mecca Godzilla. I

900
01:03:34.440 --> 01:03:37.280
found a story for it or I
found it on on I think its Facebook.

901
01:03:37.800 --> 01:03:40.199
Animal Services Dallas Animal Services is still
looking for the owner of the very

902
01:03:40.360 --> 01:03:45.920
friendly tortoise. Animal Services employees rescue
the tortoise, which they named Wendell.

903
01:03:46.920 --> 01:03:51.559
Yeah. After he after he apparently
dug out of wherever his owner kept him

904
01:03:51.599 --> 01:03:55.719
and wandered into an unsuspecting person's backyard. Oh wow, I guess they're fortunate

905
01:03:55.800 --> 01:04:00.760
it was very friendly. Yeah.
Uh. My thing is like, how

906
01:04:00.840 --> 01:04:04.360
many two hundred pound tortoises do you
have? That one goes missing and you

907
01:04:04.400 --> 01:04:10.360
don't notice it. I'm still wondering
how it is we haven't found that goddamn

908
01:04:10.440 --> 01:04:20.119
cobra. Those are That's a that's
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909
01:04:33.360 --> 01:04:38.519
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910
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913
01:04:51.320 --> 01:04:56.320
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