Episode 57: Blood and Honey

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It's time to leave your worries outside
and join us inside the tree House.

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I'm Daniel Malley, along with Trade
Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Together, along

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with you, we make up the
tree House while it lasts. Because,

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as we learned in the Treehouse Plus
episode number two, which if you have

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you can hear what we are now
referring to in this episode of the regular

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tree House podcast, I'm giving you, Raj an extremely excellent example that artificial

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intelligence cannot replace everything that is human. Okay, One thing that artificial intelligence

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I don't think will ever fully grasp
is stupid, which is where we live,

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which is where we make our living, and absurdity. I don't think

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AI will be able to grasp those
things as well as a human can.

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And one of the great examples I
can give you of this is the new

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Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey
movie. You're not familiar, Raj,

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I am not. So let me
give you a quick lesson in copyright.

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So you create something, let's say
it's a lovable children's character in book form.

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Yeah, after about one hundred years
longer own that thing. It's now

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what they call public domain, which
means anyone can now play with your thing

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that you've created, in this case
Winnie the Poop, and they can play

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with your pooh. Yes they can't. They can't see see. AI is

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never going to make that joke.
It's too low brow. That's why they

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will always have to have us for
new depths of stupidity. Exactly, you're

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absolutely right, Hey, I is
not making that joke, but we will.

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Yeah, And that's and that's why
we are important. And also,

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speaking of stupid when you have a
film like Winnie the Pooh, Blood and

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Honey that came out earlier this year, that also means there's going to be

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some idiot teacher who shows it to
a bunch of fourth graders instead of teaching

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them something. Oh no, oh
yes. Parents who's children attend a Miami

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Springs charter school are displeased after their
kids were shown part of a new horror

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movie, leaving the children distraught and
scarred for life. Michelle Diaz said that

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her fourth grade twins were shown nearly
thirty minutes of Winnie the Pooh, Blood

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and Honey, a horror film featuring
childhood favorite Winnie the Pooh, the twist

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being that he's a homicidal maniac.
And this is this is a this is

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the example I'm trying to give you, Raj, and that is artificial intelligence

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would never do this to the lovable
character Winnie the Pooh or Higlett. All

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you have to do is type in
Winnie the Pooh horror movie and I will

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give you that movie. They'll go, but only because a human did it

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first. Oh it, Okay,
we'll agree to disagree. But this is

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hilarious and I have to watch this
movie now, almost following the pre production

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of this film for a few years, because as soon as I heard about

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it, I was like, oh
my god, this is going to be

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good and in my head another bad
joke, but I said it just because

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that's how my head board. I
went, Oh, that's a pool I

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could get on board with. And
then I went, I can't say that.

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I can't say that after that joke. After that joke, I can't

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say, well, that's a pool
I could watch. That's not It's just

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going to be a movie I can
watch. And if you say, if

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you say that, then AI is
going to give you two girls one cup

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two piglets, one cup. That's
a whole bunch of Pooh. Speaking of

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which, you want to know the
the brief synopsis of Winnie the Pooh,

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Blood and Honey. Yeah, is
it out? Is this something we can

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watch? I need to check to
see on if it's on any platforms,

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because how do this teacher get they
have? Joke? Is on Peacock.

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I have a Peacock subscription. I
yes, yes, I will be watching

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Winning the Pooh, Blood and Honey, Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey

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after Christopher Robin abandons them for college, Pooh and piglet and bark on a

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bloody rampage as they search for a
new source of food. Okay, And

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here's what I love about Hollywood,
and people give it crap all the time.

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Somebody went to somebody somewhere and went, I need a bag of money,

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and they go, cool, what's
your idea? And they go,

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what do you think about Winnie the
Pooh as a murderer? And they went,

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where have you been? Really?
I wish I had money to invest.

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Here is your bag of cash.
And then somebody made this and then

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so there was then there's voice over
actors that had to audition for these different

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parts. No, no, no, this is not animation. This is

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live action. This is live action. So is this low budget like somebody

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in a winning Oh yeah, it's
extremely low budget. Yeah. Like the

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bag of money the person got to
make this film was probably six or seven

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bucks. It was in a McDonald's
bag. It was a McDonald's bag of

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money. It probably was, especially
because I believe in the story here where

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it says that the fourth grade teacher
showed Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey

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to her kids in class. It
has a three percent Rotten Tomatoes score.

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I think that's the lowest score in
history. The film hit theaters after the

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characters Pooh, Piglet, Kanga,
rue Awl Eyor, and Christopher Robbin hit

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the public domain. The unrated horror
flick was shown to students by a careless

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teacher, and it turns out the
students selected the film wow I'm watching the

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trailer, and according to the mother
of the twins in the class, the

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teacher, she says, didn't stop
the movie even though there were kids saying,

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hey, stop the movie. We
don't want to see this. God,

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oh yeah, this is ah,
this is good. There was I

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think there was more money spent on
the poster probably then there was. Yeah,

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this is a I don't know if
you can see the post might be

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too bright. There it is there
you go? Was that Pooh with a

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with a sledgehammer? That sure is? Wait do you see Piglet? Uh?

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Yeah, this is good. I'm
gross looking. Biglet looks like if

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like imagine you know, animated Piglet
from the book and the little cartoons and

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stuff. He's very sweet and docile
and everything. Yeah, he's basically been

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mashed up with a like a wild
boar from the hills. Have eyes.

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Love it. I'm such a fan
of this movie. I'm gonna bump this

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Rotten Tomatoes rating up to four percent. And that's the kind of thing that

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I think artificial intelligence will not be
able to master. They may master us

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as humans, but I don't think
they'll be able to master the entertainment side

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of things. And another good example
of this, like you know, you're

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saying, like you know, this
Winnie the Pooh thing, it's such an

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extreme, it's an absurd thing,
and we love it in here because what

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we love. Years ago, I
shared with everybody on the show a new

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film that I was very excited about. In the early two thousands. It

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was a movie called Bubba Hotep and
because of our time spent discussing the film

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Bubba Hotep, even just the trailer
when we played it before the movie even

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came out, just the trailer had
us all captivated. And when the movie

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eventually came out and eventually went to
at the time, like vhs and DVDs

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are still a thing, that's how
long ago this was. That Hollywood video

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was out of Bubba ho Tep.
Oh, if you don't know Bubba Hotep.

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Bubba Hotep is the story of Elvis, who is not dead. He

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is in fact alive. He's not
well, but he's old and alive in

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an East Texas nursing facility nursing home, and he joins forces with a black

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man who believes he is President John
F. Kennedy, yes, also not

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dead, and they're both stationed in
an East Texas nursing facility where an ancient

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mummy is resurrected after falling off of
a bus headed to a museum, and

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the mummy reeks havoc upon the occupants
of the nursing home and it's up to

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Elvis and Black John f. Kennedy
to Save the Day that is the film

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Bubba Hotep. Ever, since that
stuff happened, you got all the craziness

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that came after. You got Abraham
Lincoln Vampire Hunter. You got pride and

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prejudice and zombies and all that kind
of stuff. And now we get Winnie

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the Pooh, Blood and Honey and
like I said, I'm gonna get my

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popcorn ready for tonight. Yeah,
I'm just wondering if it is the same

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people that, like they got their
start with Bubba Hotap and that got a

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little money in their pocket and they
went, you know what, let's do

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Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer and that kind
of that kind of went a little a

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little bit bigger because it was actually
different people. It was different people.

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I just in in my in my
theory of their their decline, it just

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started out with getting a little bit
of money in their pocket, and then

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Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer a little bit
more money, and then they were out

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of ideas, and Hollywood's like,
hey man, you got to give us

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something like how about pride and prejudice? Zombies? And then there and at

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the end they're just Dirk Diggler at
the end of Boogie Knights, where he's

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just like he's just meeting people in
the back Alley's like, hey, man,

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I got I got some ideas.
We started with Bubba Ho tep In

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Don Coscarelli, who was also behind
the Phantasm movies, and then we go

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through the Vamp, the Abraham Lincoln
Vampire Hunter uh stuff, which is a

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series of books. I believe it
was the same author that they did that,

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and Bride and Bridges and Zombies that
then became movies, and then and

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then what was the last one that
you just said, they're just they're they're

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they're Oh, it's a nights Nurgiy
Knights. So now we have what was

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that, Wes Anderson or Paul who
did Who did? I don't I don't

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believe it was Wes Anderson, Paul
Thomas something. Anyway, you had an

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action you get a really mainstream director
like that who's also now going into zombie

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porn. Yeah, now we're going
and he's just in a back and in

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an alley and somewhere in Tampa and
he's like, you know what, I

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got an idea for it, and
like what you got and he's like Winnie

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the Pooh is a murderer, and
they're like, all right, man,

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here's here's twelve dollars in a big
mech. Let's see what you can do

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with this. It was it's it's
Paul Thomas Anderson booking. Yeah, the

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images. I just pulled it up. I mean, if I didn't see,

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if they didn't have a title,
I just saw the pictures, I

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would think, you know, that's
like the Purge twenty two yo. Yes,

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yeah, that's what that's what this
would be. They've perched, they've

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perched all, you know, the
humans, and so now we're we're tackling

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you know, and every you know, every movie has it's like the slug

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line like remember like what was it
I'm trying to think of, like what

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was it Sylvester Stone and Cobra,
what was this? Like he's the they're

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the disease, he's the cure or
something like that, right, Yeah.

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And then when it came to winning
the Pooh Blood and Honey, I'm sure

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they went around the table and like
what do you got? I'm like,

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I don't, I don't, I
don't have anything. And then somebody went,

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this ain't no bedtime story and they
went put it on the poster,

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because that's that's the slug line.
No, no, no, it's not

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actually Winnie the Pooh, blood and
Honey on the movie poster. It actually

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says we'll be friends forever, won't
we? Oh? Okay, because this

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one the one I have. Uh, this is the one that's on the

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DVD cover because this one to DVD, so uh, maybe we go to

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a red box. I don't know
where you buy him anymore. This just

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this, This ain't no bedtime story. And I'm like that that sounds appropriate.

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That's clearly bigger budget than we thought. They made two posters. You're

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Rodney Anderson dot com. So,
Rodney, I know that it's kind of

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a weird housing market right now,
but I'm wondering if you can give us

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a few reasons as to why people
are moving right now. Well. Number

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one, gas and tolls. Many
people are being called back to the office

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and they're spending a ton of money
on gas and tolls just to get back

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to the office. And which couples
with mental health. I had a client

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just yesterday close on a home dan
They lived and prosper They worked downtown and

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it was taken an hour and a
half to two hours one way commute.

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They had young children, So imagine
that you got a job, you got

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young children, you can't get home
very quickly. And they said the mental

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health was really taking a toll on
number two or number three, people are

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moving because their child gets relocated to
another school or schools get rezoned. And

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then number number three is you're talking
about jobs. A lot of people are

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accepting new jobs or taking other jobs. In that new job, maybe thirty

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forty five miles away from where you
were before. So those are the major

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three reasons why people are moving,
but there's a whole host of reasons why

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people are moving. Number one,
get pre approved with us up front.

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Why is that so important? Because
Number one, you got to make sure

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that you know how much you can
qualify for, what those payments are going

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to look like, what the current
interest rate environment's going to go, what

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the current interest rate God damn,
it's okay. Just set right there,

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you're good, what the current interest
rate environment looks like, and just more

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importantly, can I afford this house
and does that monthly payment fit into my

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budget? Give them a call and
they can help you through whatever your situation

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is. If you need to jump
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as an equal housing lander three thousand
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three two nine This weekend at the Dallas

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Comedy Club. You may have seen
him on MTV's Ridiculousness, Now see him

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in person. It's Brooks Wheeling.
If you ever around a couple who's been

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together for a while and they start
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the buck out of there. It
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here? Mark and Brenda from Mark's
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my hair per that's kind of means
and Brenda's like, oh you know Mark,

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I don't have a job anymore.
Well you didn't even do a voice,

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Brenda. It's just a mean fat
It's Brooks Wheeland this Friday and Saturday,

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October twentieth and the twenty first at
the Dallas Comedy Club. Indep Elum,

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your new home for comedy in DFW. Get your tickets right now at

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Dallas Dashcomedyclub dot com. That's Dallas
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Funny happens here. It's the Treehouse. You're in the Treehouse. Visit

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us online at Treehouse on air dot
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where I need my artificial intelligence VERTU
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you that the first segment was brought
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your new home for funny in North
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of the safest places in all of
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It's not funny, I mean,
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but it's safe for your physical well
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Ellam and you can make quick escapes
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Comedy Club, Brooks Wheeland, Brooks
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go to Dallas Dashcomedyclub dot com.
That's Dallas Dashcomedyclub dot com. I've

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checked out some of his stuff.
Very funny guy, so go check him

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out at the Dallas Comedy Club this
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Ava after Brooks Wheelen it's his birthday. Jeffrey asthmas me, oh oh

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you sorry, bad, my bad, So go check out Brooks Wheeland.

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It's the twentieth and the twenty first. He's a very funny formasnel guy,

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very nice dude. We've known each
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cat. And then me, I'll
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my birthday show. And the way
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with them the other day because normally
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for them, because I check in
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I am for ticket sales. So
I'm trying to limit myself to once every

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two days. You're your imposter syndrome
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told the owner in an email once
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in the ass, and her response
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it so sometimes you just got to
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are going, we looks like we
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they will add a second show if
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birthday and it's a bye week for
the Cowboys, so you don't have to

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worry about missing the game or making
another plan or being ba Yes. So,

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uh, Killer Patio a lot of
fun and it's my birthday, So

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come see me Raj's birthday. Yeah, that's the enthusiasm I expect. Speaking

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of enthusiasm for you, Raj,
what the hell's going on in India that

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you've been posting on Instagram? Uh? So, I a couple of days

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ago I started seeing probably a week
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Indian matrimonial things. This was so
it used to be like, okay,

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so in India there's no dating sites. They're all matrimonial sites. So here

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you have like basically parents setting up
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used to do is in the newspapers, you'd go back to the end of

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the newspaper and it would be matrimonials
and be like Brahman family seeking, Brahman

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girl age, this and this and
this. So they started doing Bramen is

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a cast. So the cast system
is still alive and well in India.

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Oh so, like I'm trying to
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So casts like the like the like
medieval times. Yes, so different segments

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of hierarchy of society, yes,
and they don't okay, and you don't

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intermingle casts usually. So apparently it
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upon the Indian people by the British. Oh no, no, we've been

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doing casts for ten thousand years.
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that front. They probably took that
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hey we like this system you got
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But if you remember the old eighties
dating sites, dating videos here, like

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the dating profile videos that they would
do, it's like, hey, I'm

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Derek and I like to surf,
and it's like just a guy in a

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mullet with a mustache and a tank
top. Well, now make it matrimonials

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and make it twenty twelve. It
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and some single men and women who
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I'm looking for in a spouse or
this is what we're looking for for our

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son, or this is what we're
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try to go through and give like
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to know as the woman that is
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boy that's potentially going to marry our
daughter. So I posted one of these

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and I thought it because I just
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very funny, and a lot of
people started to like it, and one

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of them blew my mind was Alex
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Wow. She and she's on Marvelous
Missus Nasal and she liked it,

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and I posted another one and she
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Okay, I'm gonna post one last
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to posting my stand up comedy clips. And I posted this one and it's

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it says if you look at my
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the one I posted. And I
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and India is specifically India, the
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the video had I believe it was
eighty three thousand views, and today I

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believe it's over one million. It's
impressive, and I can understand why because

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you see this and you immediately think
and you hear it and you think there's

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no way this can be real.
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we are. Yeah. And then
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I'm like, well, because this
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like, all right, that's cool. Let me post another one and it

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says eating animals in Vegas. I'm
gonna get to that one in a second.

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Let's let's listen to potatoes ten ways. First on this lovely husband and

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wife trying to find a mass for
their suitable match for the side. And

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this is real. Yeah, this
is real, except him in all positions.

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Lix and we have very open minded
family. We do not mind girl

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from any goal to or subcast as
long as she's from our one and only

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son is working in the London Ali
needs girl whose mood is not like London

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weather. It should be like move
by weather in Mansoon, cool and full

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of water. As he is in
transferable job. She should be willing to

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move all the time and accept him
in all positions. She should be able

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to cook potato inten different bait because
our son loves potato. She should always

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agree to our son and rub his
backet line and rub his back has to

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be fair, with no marks on
face or on her character. She should

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be innocent like our son and should
cook for him all the time. She

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should not follow him on the twitters
or poke him on the Facebook. If

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you're interested in our sons, he's
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dot com, thank you, it
just started getting some traction, and so

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at eighty thousand and eighty three thousand
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the same time. So I'm like, you know what, let me throw

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this one up. And I started
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I found this girl who when I
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I could come up with the title
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And this is her looking for a
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I want to go with him for
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all kinds of animals, especially pop
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Sunday with me, but never take
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show. He should never wear perfume, only telcompatter. He should be willing

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to express love only in missionary position. He should be able to accept my

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mummy papa as his mummy papa.
If interested, please mail me with your

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resume and color photographs. Lovely underscore
me a thank you to play this again.

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Hello. I'm miss Rosalie Vegas and
I am looking for a guy who

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has never been to Vegas because I
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He should like to eat kind of
animals, especially pap. He should

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be ready to attend Mass on Sunday
with me, but never take me to

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mass in auto show. She should
never real perform only telcom. He should

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be willing to express love only in
missionary position. He should be able to

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accept my mummy papa as his mummy
papa. If interested, please make me

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wi your resume and color photographs.
I love that she only the only what.

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She's only interested in marrying a man
who can express his love through the

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missionary position. Yes, uh,
but uh, but but but you get

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really is a relationships? Really are
about compromise. You're in the tree.

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Visit us online freehouse on air dot
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DFW or the website cookdfw dot com. Daniel, you guys provide a great

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service for people in North Texas and
you also do things by the book.

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I know you guys are big into
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Well, I'll tell you what.
If you get a construction project down

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in your house without a permit in
some cities, the homeowner can get fined

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as well as the contractor doing those
jobs, and it can come back to

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haunt you as far as selling your
home anything in those magnitudes because those permits

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protect the city and they protect the
homeowner both. And the city doesn't want

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to have, you know, fraudulent
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cause fires or damage because you know, the cities want to make sure their

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cities are safe because they got a
lot of liability involved in that. And

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the homeowner they go to sell their
home and they get repairs done, they

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have to disclose what repairs they have
done. And then if they find out

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that those repairs were done not with
permits and with you know the basis they

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should be. Then that homeowner may
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what they had done to their homes. Not to mention homeowner associations. If

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they find out you did items like
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can put a lien on your property
as well. So there's a lot of

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red tape in order to get construction
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pain, but if you you know, we're here to be fear for the

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long haul. We want to make
sure your home is protected and so that's

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the only way we can do it
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the permits go through all the cities, be rechedro general contractors, and the

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list goes on and on. There's
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do and carry does in the office
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So yeah, it's a big deal. And like you said, Carrie,

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your wife is the one that handles
all those permits and she whips them all

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into shape and make sure everything is
above board and make sure all the clients

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are taken care of. This is
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COOKDF to be roofing and taking care
of you top to bottom eight three to

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three cook DFW. That's eight three
three cook dfwor cookdfw dot com. It

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is online that treehouse on air dot
com. Let's welcome Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing

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into the treehouse right now. And
I'm very excited to talk to you.

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One, I'm always excited to talk
to you, but two, I'm really

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excited to talk to you about this
one because I'm ready for people to get

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to know even more the real Jacqueline
and the real Brooks Plumbing because I've gotten

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a steady dose of it over the
last week because I've been dealing with a

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possible transaction on my home in Dallas. And the buyer's side came back and

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said, oh my god, you
have all these plumbing issues. Guess who

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I know? I know Jacquelin from
Brooks Plumbing. And I said, hey,

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Jaqueline, can you come check this
stuff out? And guess what she

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did? And then that's when I
learned how much of a pitbull Jacqueline can

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be when she is on your side. They came to the table and basically

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said that they wanted you to completely
replace all of the waterlines in the yard

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and in the house because they didn't
like the pressure. Well, there's little

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really no mandate on what pressure has
to be set at, and honestly,

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the cities kind of set their own
pressure. It's higher first thing in the

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morning, when everybody's up and taking
a shower. It's higher at night when

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everybody's home giving the kids a bath, cooking, doing laundry intends to be

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lowest during the day, and it
varies from city to city, sometimes even

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neighborhood to neighborhood. So you have
a buyer that's coming in saying I don't

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like the pressure in your house,
well that hey, look, that's a

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preference thing. If you don't like
the color of the paint on the walls

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inside the house, and by the
way, I like the colors that Tara

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chose to paint the house. But
if you don't like the colors on the

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wall, you don't give them a
discount because they don't like the paint color

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that you chose. That's just not
how it works. There's nothing wrong with

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the water, there's no need to
repipe anything. This is one hundred percent

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a buyer preference issue. I can't
advise you to make those changes because they're

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not a necessary requirement at this time
because there's no leaks, there's no reason

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to do that. Well, then
we see their estimate. Not only is

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their estimate probably i'd say about three
times as much as what I would charge

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to do it. There's no license
information on the estimate, there's no plumbing

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company header at the top of the
page and red flag on the field,

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yellow flag whatever. I don't do
the sports obviously, don't put me on

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the sports podcast that you guys are
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were like, hey, you have
this problem. No, you don't have

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a problem. We looked at the
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not a problem. You're being picky. That's on your buyer, that's not

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on my dan. Sorry, take
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I'm thinking it may have to go
in and do a rewrite on the Halloween

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Special to incorporate some of these arranged
marriage videos that you found Raj in India.

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Because this lady, she's attractive,
she's very pretty, she's and she's

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got she's got the girls out to
help sell herself. You know, she's

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got the Cleveland Yeah. So I
am still stuck though on a couple of

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points. One she says he should
not ever wear perfume, only talcum powder.

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Yes, I don't know. Is
that is that a cultural thing or

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is she just allergic to perfumes?
Do you think, Roji, I don't,

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I don't know. I think it
has to be something that is.

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The smell of it is maybe what
she likes because that was a thing for

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the longest time. So in India, for a very very long time,

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and I'm talking up until the last
maybe twelve fifteen years, they didn't wear

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deodorant. It wasn't a very big
thing. I didn't want to say anything,

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but I noticed, yes, And
so it's also not unlimited to the

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to the there's plenty of dudes at
the gym that don't and I really really

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need them to. Yeah, like
Matthew McConaughey, Brad Pitt, like those

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guys don't do it. It is
also like if you look at like what

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like the zinc in deodorance, like
that has a has been linked to breast

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cancer issues and whatever. Anyway,
so they would use talcum powder. So

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it's very hot in India, so
it was every so it's all over like

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I've seen it where it's just like
literally like all over the chest and back

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and everywhere else you can imagine.
So maybe that is supposed to keep you

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dry, right, that's you that's
or turned into a paste, one of

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the two. Anytime I've ever tried
to use something like that, whether it

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was like gold bonds or what's the
other stuff? Shower to shower which smells

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nice like you you get in the
middle of the Texas summer and yeah,

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now you just have you know,
ass paste, you have ass paste and

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uh. And that's so, I
mean, that's what I'm assuming. She

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likes the smell of it pre ass
paste and that's why she's like and that.

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And then they do call they do
call it perfume. And that's across

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the board. So it's not cologne, like it's Colonne for men, perfume

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for women. They're like, I've
had guys walk up to me in Indian

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farm you excuse me, So what
does that perfumutilating? And I'm like,

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hey, bro, I won't you
back up? Dude, take it easy,

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bro, this this colone. Uh. At this point, I'm kind

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of thinking that we should we should
check to see if if this girl is

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still available and see if we can
set her up with our our very own

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trade trend home. Yeah. I
mean, she she wants to go to

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Vegas for the honeymoon. She's Catholics, of what, you have to attend

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Mass, but you can't take her
to Mass in a rickshaw. Uh,

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so lucky for her, Trey doesn't
even own a rickshaw. It's been years

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since I've seen Trey run anywhere.
But you can only express your love to

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her in the missionary position. So
speaking of whids, let's let's go back

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and listen to that part again.
She persume only Telkampata, he should be

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willing to express love only in missionary
position. He should be able to accept

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my mummy papa as his mummy papa. So that, to me is the

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other fascinating point. She wants you, Trey, to accept her mummy and

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pop up, but she only wants
to be made love to in the missionary

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position. So Trey, you were
going to have to forego flipping her over

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yep and making her call you daddy. Yes, and although I do think

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missionary is a highly underrated you know
position, but right on the back of

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you know, you can only love
me that way. But also, I

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mean makes it sound like Mommy and
Poppy are gonna be watching. But you

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get to eat pork. It goes
limited Macon and and you'll get potatoes ten

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ways. It sounds like a pretty
good deal. Yeah, And and you'll

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like there there's a couple and then
There's one guy who I posted who He

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is a wrestling champion and I'm not
like the like Greco Roman wrestling champion of

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his state. And he promises to
never use his wrestling techniques on his wife

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unless she wants it. I don't
think that'll be a good match for Trey.

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Yeah, but Trey likes to make
love like like the van Erics.

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I thought you'd been just gat that
out of your mind on drugs. Oh

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there was a time seven years sober. Thanks for joining us inside the Treehouse

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today. Be sure to next tune
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or maybe Rangers podcast later in the
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For me, it's at the Daniel
Mallley Tray is at Trey Trendholme one

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especially if you have a matchmaking videos
you'd like to send him, Yes,

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and at Comedian Rage. We will
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