Episode 58: Sex, Lies, and Vengeance

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It's time to leave your worries outside
and join us inside this year Treehouse.

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Welcome to the Treehouse Podcast. I'm
Daniel Malley along with Trey Trendholm and mister

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Raj Sharma. Fresh off of his
Dallas Comedy Club birthday show, Ye speaking

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of the Dallas Comedy Club this coming
weekend. At the Dallas Comedy Club,

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you can see Jeffrey Asthmas. Jeffrey
Asthma is that the Dallas Comedy Club this

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weekend. Get your tickets Dallas dash
Comedy Club dot com. If you're thinking

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to me, like I knew that
name is sounded familiar, but I haven't

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seen a bunch of his stuff.
But I do love how he got his

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start, and that was a first
grade teacher turned pottymouth comedian. That's what

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I think it's. I think it
served him well. Yeah, that doesn't

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even seem like that far of a
leap, because I if you worked with

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first graders, you would have a
lot of cuss words on your head and

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probably some funny stories. Oh yeah. A lot of people don't realize,

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but tone Bell was a second grade
I think it was second grade teacher before

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he started to stand up. And
then the late. Great if you want

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to catch a great comment that but
passed away before he popped was Dennis Wolfburg.

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I remember he was a New York
City school teacher for twenty some odd

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years and then became brilliant stand up
comic. Carson loved him. He was

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on the show like I think fifteen
twenty times. But he passed away unfortunately.

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But yeah, so the teacher angle
going into comedy from Yeah, I

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mean there's too many stories, not
just from a family of teachers. And

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yeah, trust me when I say
that the vast majority of teachers are all

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disgruntled. Yeah. And if you
ever get a chance to uh two things,

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drink with the teacher or checking the
rehab, I would suggest the ladder

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because I didn't know this. My
buddy was a teacher here. He's in

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South Dakota now, but he he
invited me to his house years ago.

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He's like, come by, I'm
gonna have a party on Friday night.

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I was like, okay, because
me and a bunch of teachers, I

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was like, oh that sounds boring. Yeah, so I showed up.

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I can't make this story up.
I opened the door. There's a lady

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standing there. She's wearing a sweater, no pain shoes, has an industrial

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sized bottle of Jaeger. I don't
know who this person is. I walk

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and that's the first thing I see. She looks at me and she goes

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buckle up. I can tell you
this. I immediately left. I turned

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around. That's the kind of party
you got to stay. I don't know,

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because you have to understand the logic
behind this, Like she took her

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shoes off to take her pants off, and then took her shoes and then

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put her shoes back on like that. There was a weird commitment that happened

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there, and I'm like, I
don't want to be in that place.

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And it was like eight. I'm
like, I don't know where you're going

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to be at eleven at a really
awkward parent teacher conference or the best one

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that dad's had ever and maybe the
mom too. Yeah, so there is.

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So we're fresh off of the Treehouse
Plus number three episode, which if

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you have not had a chance to
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a member yet of the Treehouse Plus
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support Trey's dog, Daisy so so hungry.

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She is three and a half pounds, but she eats like she's one

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hundred and thirty and Trey can't afford
all of her food bills. So support

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Daisy by supporting this treehouse Patreon dot
com slash Treehouse on air. In the

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Treehouse Plus number three episode, we
talked what is it tray, Oh,

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and winter is coming and Daisy gets
cold and yeah, there's nothing, you

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know, sadder than a cold touahwa. So she eats sweaters and you know,

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and you know what, here's something
to keep in mind, especially as

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we approached not only the winter season, but the holiday season. Everyone's already

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given old coats and hats and mittens
to the homeless, but I have yet

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to see that same level of giving
for the frigid Chihuahuas of North Texas.

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Yes, I mean I did get
both my dogs, and I've never done

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this before, but they're so handsome. They have matching sweaters. So yeah,

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so you are now officially a dog
dad. Yeah, I've never done

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before. I think that's the thing
I sorry, I hate about Instagram more

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than anything else. It makes me
feel like a bad dog parent. Social

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media is not good for your for
your emotional well being. I follow all

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these different people and they're like this
one guy has a Golden Retriever and it's

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the cutest thing. I mean they
have like, I mean, he built

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this dog a doghouse in like underneath
the stairs of his house and they have

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Teddy. Takes Teddy out and they
have you know, then he goes to

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the shelter and gets another dog,
and then they go for walks and see

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Grandma and go to the you know, get a taco and this and that.

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I'm like, and I just take
Daisy for a walk and pick up

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her poop. I totally understand.
And I know the exact account you're talking

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about because Instagram keeps force feeding it
to me as well, and they're great

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videos and tray. There's something very
important you have to keep in mind.

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This is true on social media as
well as life. Comparison is the thief

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of joy. So the more you
know, Star just went by, I

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don't know if I felt right behind
my head, but it's true. Comparison

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is the thief of joy. So
if you start comparing your life to somebody

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else's, it's not going to make
you feel good, especially on social media.

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But the other thing you have to
keep in mind also is you have

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to make sure that Daisy doesn't see
those things, because if she sees those

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things and she's then going to say, are you not taking me for Taco's

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dad, Now you're in deep trouble. But if you do want to,

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you said, you know, comparison
is the thief of joint. If you

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want to look at an Instagram,
follow mine and look at the Indian matrimonial

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videos that I'm posting. Yeah,
those will actually make you feel instantly better,

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instantly better. You will feel so
good about yourself. Your self esteem

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will skyrocket, I promise it.
Yeah, Tony Robbins is watching those,

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going I can't top that? All
right? So we talked about the best

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Halloween costumes in the Treehouse Plus episode, and there is one that I left

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off and I want him throw this
one at you guys real quick, and

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that is the trapped uber passenger.
Okay, the Trapped Uber Passenger costume.

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I like to think some of the
best costumes are the ones that are based

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in reality. Right, like anybody
can do a Dracula. But I the

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last time I was in Texas,
I was I was the trapped Uber passenger.

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Okay, the lady picks me up. I'm going to have lunch with

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Everett. The lady picks me up. And it takes me about oh,

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thirty forty seconds before I realized the
song that she is playing is hyper sexual.

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Oh wow, hyper sexual. So
here I am in the back of

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this car thinking my Uber drivers very
very horny because it wasn't just one song,

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it was two, so like back
to back. Now, my ride

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was only like eight minutes, so
it was enough for those two songs,

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and they were both extremely horny,
gotcha. And it made for an interesting

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car ride on my part because you
know, it's like, how do you

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talk about the weather when pretty Ricky
is talking about slicking you down? I

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mean, yours is better than mine. The last two Uber drivers, I

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had Christian Rock, that's what.
Yeah, And you know it's crazy,

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like the minute I got it,
it didn't even take me thirty seconds.

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I just heard just garbage being played
and I was like, oh, this

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is Christian rock. And then the
next one, the second one was I

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didn't know this was a thing.
I don't know if you guys know this

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is a thing. Christian rap,
Yes, yeah, and Trey what was

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the big one back when we were
in school? Was it was it DC

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Talk DC Talk, Yeah DC and
then and then for the key And then

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there was also Carmen back in y'all's
day. He was the Christian pop singer

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who tried his hand at the rap
and it's it's good, is it?

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If you're like, hey man,
I could never wrap watch that one.

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You go, I'm eminem like that's
who I am? Now? Well,

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yeah, so you're luck. I
mean, yeah, I don't know what

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conversation. Did you have any conversation
with them? Did you ask like,

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oh, how's your day been?
I didn't didn't even get that far because

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by like I said, it took
about thirty forty seconds of me from me

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getting into the vehicle kind of getting
situated. We did like a very brief

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hey how are you? And that
was it. And then then I started

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hearing the lyrics of the song yeah
coming from the speakers, and that's when

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I was in shock because I don't
know if they have any rules as an

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uber driver for language and songs or
what you're supposed to play. I will

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say this, it was you know, I've been stuck in an uber before

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with NPR on and so this was
at least a step up from that.

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Yeah, but I don't I really
don't know what kind of small talk to

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make when the uber driver lady is
listening to lyrics like your love's like honey,

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sticky and slow, drip drop like
rain drops, girl, I gotta

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have some more your loves like ice
cream creamy and slow, TikTok like my

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clock baby, wind your body slow. And that's not even the really dirty

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stuff. Just you should just if
I could, for my next year,

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for my birthday, can you can
you just in that voice. I'm gonna

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send you a couple of rap songs
and I just want you to do that

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voice and the narration. Just just
just read them as it is. Because

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that was the whitest reading of a
song I've ever heard in my life that

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I can top it. You sounded
like an NPR guy doing really filthy R

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and B. It's like I'm just
waiting for you to be like, that's

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sick. Those sick lyrics were brought
to you by the Edmund Foundation. Got

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onto my delivery. Did you we
take walks on the beach? Quality time

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is okay because I'm dealing with a
freak. Massage your feet, girl,

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what's up? Let your man tear
that thing on up? Tornado blue?

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Have you doing backflips? Twitching and
running, biting on your lip? Flip

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the scene. Now you've got me
shacked up with whips and handcuffs. I

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like it rough. I've been naughty. Give me a whack, wicky wicky

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whacking you slap and you call me
daddy? Makes you happy? To give

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it up gladly, no imitating.
You can't be mad at me because I

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rock it properly and it ain't no
jocking me. Other women just flock to

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me, but it ain't no digging
you. It's just you and me.

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Come on now, your love's like
honey, sticky and slow. Also,

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there'll be no wind shown at the
planetarium this week. And this part right

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here, this is the part that
really stood out to me when I was

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in the order. When Pretty Ricky
starts singing, I want to stroke you

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up, I want to lick you
down. I want to give it to

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you. I want to make you
shout. I want to do you do

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you do you? I want to
do you? Do you? Do you?

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Give it to you? I want
to give it to you. I

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want you to ride it to the
east. I want you to ride it

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to the west. Don't want to
go up north because down south is the

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best. Oh, I want to
do you? Do you? Do youah?

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Blah blah blah blah blah. Now
you got to make the sex cry.

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You got to make the sex cry. I don't even know what that

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website Rodney Anderson dot com. So, Dan, we have a great program

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is where sellers have to pay the
buydown. But for example, let's talk

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about the two to one buydown.
Let's say the current int straight on a

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mortgage was seven point nine to nine. What the buydown does and the seller

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has to pay this for you.
On a two to one buy down,

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it's where you get a rate of
five point nine nine the first year,

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six point nine nine the second year, and then you're three through thirty,

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you're locked in at seven point ninety
nine. Now all you're waiting on for

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this dand is over the next couple
of years, for rates to come down

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and have the opportunity to refinance,
so it gives you a more affordable payment

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the first couple of years waiting for
interest rates to come down so you can

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refinance, so you can lock in
that more affordable payment. A three to

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two to one buy down is almost
the same thing. The seller has to

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pay more money, so they've got
to really negotiate this. But it's where

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the first year it would be four
nine nine, the second year five nine

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nine, the third year six nine
nine, and then you're four through thirty

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it's seven point nine to nine.
Now, if you refinance down the road,

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you don't lose that buydown money that's
left over, that's credited off the

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principal amount of your loan. So
what we tell people's pick up the phone

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and let's talk about a buydown program. They're great out there. They we

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do them all the time, and
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the Dallas Comedy Club, it is
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dot com. The Dallas Comedy Club. Funny happens here. It's the Treehouse.

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of the Treehouse is brought to you
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three three Cook d FW or the website

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cookdfw dot com. Trey, what
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and B lyric that you were throwing
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there? Uh my coochies, pink, my booty holes brown, give me

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a favor? Can you say that
one more time? See, you can

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get a clean copy. It's just
a lot of easier without the music.

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Bad my coochie, pink, my
booty whole brown. M It's a song

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called Poundtown by Sexy Red. If
you haven't heard it, you should take

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a listen to it. It's a
it's a gym I have I have not.

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I have not heard this gym.
Oh, come on, it's yeah,

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it's it's not good like. And
the amazing thing is this girl like

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she's sold out bomb Factory and I'm
like, you listen to this one song

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and it's awful. There are many
examples in our lives of people with next

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to no talent having wild success.
At a certain point, you just have

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to throw your hands up and go
not much I can do about that,

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because once again, comparison is the
thief of joy. So the one thing

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you can do is recognize the fact
that you're better than they are. Still

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just never hear it from the stage. Also, that's a really bad day

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to mix up sexy read and simply
read. Yeah, I imagine there was

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like two or three really confused concert
goers. Did they change lead singers?

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Check the stub, the right am
I the right venue? I was gonna

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ask her to marry me here.
That is actually one of those shows I

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would be curious to go to just
to see, just to witness type of

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thing. No, I have not
heard that song. I have not,

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but I wasn't in my uber.
I had to pull out that right.

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There was the reason why I downloaded
Shazam because I needed to know what this

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song was. That's amazing that you
had at the time to actually take the

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phone out and go who's doing this? Who's responsible for this? Well,

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I mean we weren't having any sort
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the sex music that was being played, so I had time to you know,

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scroll on my thumbs. Yeah that's
uh, yeah, I just in

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my head, I just don't know
what you talk about. You just like

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to just let the song play,
uh, and let her do what she's

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gonna do. She was getting was
getting ready. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

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Right after she dropped me off,
she was going for a noon quikie.

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Yeah, she was getting some afternoon
delight. You didn't give her one

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of your only dance cards. Hang
on, I haven't used this in a

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while. I'm not sure where I
put it. I mean just a moment

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here. No, No, that's
not it either. You there we go.

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That's what I'm looking for. You
Trey, your pink coochy, and

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you and your brown booty hole and
you some more. I don't have paper

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cards. I just do the phone
bump thing. Speaking of something else that

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will that will make you guys laugh. I saw the headline over the weekend

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that is one of those things that, again is based in reality so much

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that it makes me laugh, but
mainly because it's so uncomfortable, because it

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brings up feelings of pain and such
from the past. And the headline that

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I saw over the weekend was kat
and the Public Utility Mission of Texas say

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they're ready for winter. Oh good, okay. So I immediately started compiling

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a list of things that I trust
more than Erkott and the Public Utility Commission

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of the State of Texas, and
it's pretty much everything, including the Texas

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Rangers, bullpen and and also on
the list of things that I trust more

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than Erkott and the Public Utility Commission
of Texas is a teenager playing just the

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tip well above, well above Urkott
and and the PUC of Texas. What

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about the what about the Cowboys offense
in the red zone? Ooh, that

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might be close because similarly to Urkott, Mike McCarthy's like, oh, look,

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where to get this fixed? We're
ready for next week, and then

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the next week one, one for
three and then in the red zones.

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Come on, man, Yeah,
you know it's uh, it's bad when

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you have to release a statement telling
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It's the utility that keeps crying wolf. We don't believe it. Yeah,

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they say this going they said this
going into the summer months. And

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then what happened. We were telling
them to eat bags of dicks because they

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kept turning people's stuff off, or
they kept saying, you know, we

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really need you to conserve, but
we're ready. No, no, no,

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no no no. If you're asking
us as the public to conserve,

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then you're not ready. Yeah,
you should be so ready that all of

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us in the entire State of Texas
can run our ac at fifty seven if

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we want. Wow, and you
handle it that that is, when you

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say you're ready, until then you're
not ready. Does a thermostead go to

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fifty seven? Let's find out advice
blew up Texas. I'm pretty sure I

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could. I'm pretty sure I could
become the next governor of Texas on that

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one singular issue. Yes, yes, and and and the fact that God

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didn't proetreat you so well, look
that that didn't deter Greg Abbott. That's

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what I'm saying. Yeah, I
mean if you just came Yeah, if

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you came in with like, hey, listen, everybody right now, whatever

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temperature you want, I got this. You win hands down. And then

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hey man, I'm all about freedoms
your thermostat. Let's make h V a

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C grade again. And just past
right into Austin, right up the steps

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of the Capitol. The mayor's only
dan as governor, I'll be very open

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about my uh uh my other activities. You would be the best mayor governor

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ever. Uh. That'd be fantastic. Was like, he's doing so much

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for the economy and his nudes are
fantastic. What do you think is spurring

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on the economy. Holy GDP,
his acting is so good. I really

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believed he was the uber passenger.
You're listening to the Treehouse online that Treehouse

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into the Treehouse now their phone number
eight three three Cook DFW. It's a

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very important number to have as a
homeowner because you need to make sure that

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your roof is in good shape,
especially if you find yourself in a position

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like I'm in. You're trying to
sell your house and the person trying to

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buy it things I need to replace
the roof. But Daniel, you saved

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my ass. Dan, I'm glad
that that worked out, sir. Sometimes

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you'll you'll have your inspection done on
the property and it'll come back and the

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inspector will say, well, yeah, that roof could be replaced. You

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know, I think it has some
damage on it. And then the buyer's

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going to come back to you and
say, hey, I want you to

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put a brand new twenty thousand dollars
roof on my house because I'm not going

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to buy it without it. And
that's where we have to come in,

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because we have to be the you
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the equation, and that's where we
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damaged with the roof. We look
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make a judgment column whether the roof
truly needs to be replaced or if it's

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just a want on the on the
buyers side. Yeah, and it really

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does. It really does come in
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it saved me thousands of dollars and
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of an alarmist home inspector. Give
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I trust here in the treehouse,
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Visit us online that treehouse on air dot

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com. Let's welcome Jaqueline from Brooks
Plumbing into the treehouse. Their phone number

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is two one four three six eight
thirty eight thirty eight. The website Brooks

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Plumbing Texas dot com for any and
all of you are plumbing needs. Have

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you ever had this happen to where
someone calls you and says, well,

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I tried to do it myself,
can you fix it? I see this

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all the time, and I see
it a lot of times when the homeowner

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wants to save money and they want
to try and alleviate the problem by themselves.

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Most recently, I had a homeowner
who went to one of the places

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like home depot and rented a sewer
snake or an augur, whatever you want

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to call, and they were trying
to unstop the sewer, but they got

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the cable stuck and they broke the
cable in the sewer system. And that

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does happen everybody. It's happened to
us before, but we know how to

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get it out, and it's a
it's a time consuming effort. I've also

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had homeowners who tried to do really
simple things like repipe underneath the bathroom vanity

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sink, and they go and they
buy these flexible drains, which are awesome

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to work with because they're so easy
to install, but they're not always the

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best material, and it's easy to
miss maybe an air gap or getting things

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at the right angle so that they
can drain properly, and then all of

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a sudden, the sink's overflowing and
you've left to go to work, and

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now it's all over the floor.
When you get home and you had no

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idea it was even happening. I
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to the professionals because those are two
things you don't want to screw up,

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because if you screw them up,
then that makes it worse and it's going

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to cost you more money. That's
why I call Brooks Plumbing two one four

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three six eight thirty eight thirty eight. That's two one four three six eight

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thirty eight three. Or of course
that website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com.

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Thanks Jacqueline, thank you. It's
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Treehouse is brought to you by Brooks
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real estate transaction and your buyers wanting
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ad Free uh RAJ. What was
it you were saying that when you saw

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the RKAT headline saying that they're ready
for winter? Yeah? I thought was

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That's why I brought it up?
Was that's so ballsy to come up with

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a statement that says, Hey,
everybody, listen up. What's that?

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I'm ready to do my job?
What's that? Yeah, I'm the thing

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that I was supposed to do.
I'm ready to do it now, you're

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you're right? It is it.
It's one of those Hey, you have

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one job, and then and then
the person doesn't do the job, and

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then they release a statements saying,
Okay, now I'm ready to do my

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job. It's just such a ballsy
thing to do. Hey, let me

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take up space, let me take
up ad space, let me take up

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copy space on this on the newspaper, on your headlines, on your computer.

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I'm ready to do what you know
that thing I was supposed to do

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the whole time? Yeah, well
I'm ready to doing that. Oh now

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now now, no, no,
no yet, now, not then when

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you were supposed to but now,
but correct now now today. So basically

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we've reduced the whole Texas power grid
to Texas is Charlie Brown is the football

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cod is Lucy, and we know
how it ends. That may be the

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greatest analogy ever inside the treehouse.
Is it so accurate that I can actually

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feel my bruised tailbone from hitting the
ground. Yeah, I just that's my

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That was my breakaway statement, was
like, wow, this is what we're

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doing. Now we're ready. I'm
ready to do my job. You know

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what's interesting, though, is there
is one other entity that that does something

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like this Every year at the beginning
of training camp. The Dallas Cowboys hold

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the press conference, say we're ready
for this season, and just like we

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just don't quite buy it. We're
hopeful, but we just don't expect it

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to deliver. Yeah, they keep
missing the football too. So the NFL

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is that I think. I think
what I'm thinking when I'm taking away out

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of all of this, is that
someone really needs to have a long,

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serious discussion with Lucy. I mean, like, who hurt her? I

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just wanted to have one adult moment
in that that cartoon. It's like,

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well, just when she just does
it again, it takes the ball away.

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I just wanted Charlie brun to get
up and go bitch, and just

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once he kicks her and Snipopy just
starts dancing in the corner. Lina starts

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hanging out notes on the piano,
then jumps in out of nowhere. He

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gets them too. They just start
beating the ship out of loose. Wait

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till Pepper Daddy shows up. It's
gonna warm. As with the Birkenstocks.

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Speaking of Birkenstocks, this is gonna
be the segue. Nobody said that since

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ninety eight. Speaking of Birkenstocks,
there was a somewhat of a celebrity mega

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celebrity sighting in the Islands recently.
Okay, so apparently Taylor Swift does not

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spend all of her free time with
Travis Kelcey or at his football games.

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She posted a handful of days ago
something about her Era's tour and maybe the

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movie and maybe some other Albamy type
announcement, but she posted it on Instagram,

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and it's a photo of her on
the island of Saint John, which

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is right next to us on Saint
Thomas, and people that live here very

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good at figuring out where you are
based on the terrain in your photos,

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right. Oh. Interesting, So
it was it was deduced very quickly that

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she was at a specific villa on
Saint John. Okay, I'm not going

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to say it here just because I
don't know if she's still there or not.

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I just thought that was interesting.
It's like, look, Taylor Swift

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is the you know, taking some
me time, because I'm pretty sure Travis

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Kelsey was not with her, you
know, because he's got a you know,

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I don't think it's a bye week
for the for the chief, so

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I think he's getting ready for you
know, or he was getting ready for

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the next game. But he did. But he did by her, by

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them a new mansion too, like
be together at so that they can avoid

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the paparazzi. So he, Travis
Kelsey did do that. So yes,

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you might it might have been winning
in Saint John for that house. Maybe

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that's interesting. So so according to
this, according to what you saw or

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heard or read, he bought a
house for the two of them, Yes,

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just to hang out in so they
could have some privacy. Correct together,

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correct, go ahead, Trey around
Kansas City. I believe. I

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can look it up, but I
believe. So what what was wrong with

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his house? I think he still
has that one? He just bought another

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one. So basically he went and
bought a really nice house so he and

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Taylor Swift can have sex in private. That's what my guess is. Does

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he live with his mom or something? What's wrong with his current house?

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I don't understand. Yeah, but
he's got his own entrance. You can

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see it as late as he wants. So does Taylor. Travis Kelcey newe.

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Travis Kelcey new Mansion. That's the
thing that pops up. Seventeen thousand

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square foot mansion in Leewood, Kansas. That's where he bought his seventeen thousand

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square foot home in Leewood for him
and his swift. Are people just assuming

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that it's for her. She doesn't
need him to buy her If he just

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wanted to buy a house, He's
buy a house. I think that's kind

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of his like, hey, look
I can contribute to like I think that

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it's like, see, I can
do stuff in this relationship as well.

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Meanwhile, Taylor's looking at him like
a like an SPCA puppy with Sarah mccoffin

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scene in the next room, going, I just bought Saint John. It's

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very important as uh as as as
a man. Sometimes you just have to

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recognize that she's she's the alpha,
like she's going to be the breadwinner.

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You cannot compete with that. There's
no sense in trying. I think I

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think that may actually be why Tom
Brady was so successful in his football career,

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was because Giselle made so much more
money than him. Yes, maybe

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that was what drove him. Maybe
it was just this horrific jealousy on his

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smart that he wanted to He wanted
to feel like he was contributing equally to

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the to the Maryora in order to
do that he had to win six Super

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Bowls and just ill still like,
oh yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna date

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the crav Magon trainer. You I
just feel like Travis Kelsey. You know,

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he bought this seventeen thousand square foot
house and in the beginning like image

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of him like Tom Cruise in Risky
Business, you know, sliding on the

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floors, party, every sunglasses on, and then you know, fast forward

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a year and you're unshaven. You
know, just it is everwhere thirty pounds

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overweight with a bottle of jack because
she dumped his ass and playing the album

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she released about him bouncing off every
wall of that seventeen thousand square foot mansion.

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Yeah, the album Kelsey about that, This is my new Travis.

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It's actually in the in the album
art is going to be Taylor dressed as

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a football player. That's already gone
platinum. It hasn't even come out yet.

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She'll get the credit, She'll,
she'll she'll get the credits as basically

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being the Yoko Ono of the Chiefs. Yeah, single handedly dismantled an entire

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NFL franchise, all because Kelsey,
All because Kelsey just wanted to wanted to

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reach for the mountains. Yeah,
you know, you got to give him

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credit. You gotta give him credit
credits due, Like he did hand her

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a friendship bracelet, because that's her
thing, she sells. She got the

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French she does a friendship racelet,
and he did. He gave her one

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with his number on it. Yep, that's pretty good. Like and and

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then you go, seventeen thousand square
foot mansion. That's not that's not a

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bad. That's a quick leap.
Yeah, that's a very quick leap.

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But you know, or maybe you
know, who knows, Maybe he's just

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into real estate. But I do
see the same thing. As an active

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real estate agent, I would I
would like to invit mister Kelsey that now

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is not the time to be buying
a seventeen thousand square foot house in Kansas.

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Trey, you're also an active real
estate agent. Would would you?

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Would you agree with that assessment?
I would wholeheartedly agree with that. However,

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go ahead, Trey, especially if
you're dating someone like Taylor Swift and

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for all you know, she might
be in a competition with the Kardashians to

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see who can destroy a bigger empire. Yeah, well played, really really

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well played. Wow, Okay,
you know what she You know, she

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really does she really, she really
does want revenge it and I think I

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think maybe Trey, you just nailed
it. It's like she's just been just

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been plotting for years since she was
wronged by Kanye and Kim. And this

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is this is this is just part
of that dismantling process. M hmm,

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yeah, this is this is her
revenge. I see it now. I

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00:41:04.519 --> 00:41:08.679
like it very see now. This
is how we start conspiracy theories. So

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doesn't it feel good? It is
fun? I get it now, it

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00:41:15.559 --> 00:41:16.719
makes sense. Next thing, you
know, we're on eight chan and we're

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00:41:16.719 --> 00:41:21.840
sharing really disgusting memes about it.
You never know, she might have been

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the one. And you know,
Kanye's are going say whatever is on your

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00:41:24.400 --> 00:41:31.280
mind. The world needs to know
what you really think you are, Like

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Jesus, Kim's holding you back.
It may go down as Taylor Swift,

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00:41:40.000 --> 00:41:45.559
may go down as the most diabolical
villain this planet has ever seen. In

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his name, your kid North,
oh Man, See, isn't your Monday

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better? Now? That's what happens
when you hang out here in the Treehouse.

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Be sure to find and follow all
things Treehouse at Treehouse on air,

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00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:13.480
dot com and at Treehouse on air
for Me at the Daniel Maley for Trey

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00:42:13.519 --> 00:42:19.599
at Trey Turnholme one, and Farage
at Comedian Raj. We will see you

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next up this week for the Treehouse
Football Podcast, which, even though the

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Cowboys aren't playing, still plenty to
discuss. Yeah, so we'll see you

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later on in the Treehouse. See