Episode 62: Shocking News and A Christmas Roadshow Announcement!

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Welcome inside the treehouse time believe your
worries outside and join me. Dan ol'

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mally, Trade Trenholm and Raz Sharman
for episode sixty two. Thank you for

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joining us. So I need to
just kick all the normal pleasantries to the

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curb and we need to discuss some
of the most jarring news I have I

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think ever heard in my forty four
years on this planet. All Right,

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Snoop Dogg says he's giving up smoke. Yeah, I read, uh,

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I read read the tragic news this
morning that came up and one of my

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bulletins on my on my phone,
and uh, I thought it was one

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of those like like those death hoaks. I when you hear like so and

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So's died, it's not real.
But then uh you know, uh kind

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of I can kind of see like
he I think he got to a point

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where he couldn't get higher, but
he Uh yeah, I've I've heard the

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stories about people smoking with Snoop.
I've heard a few stories where it's the

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highest they've ever been mm hmm.
And he was fine, And I think

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that's I think that's what the problem
is is he's like he's now gotten the

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people around him as high as they
could get and now there's no one.

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There's no one left. I think
he he smoked himself out of smoke it.

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He's actually sort of like sort of
like trade did with alcohol, right,

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except he's still had a lot of
money and fame and everything. But

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he's quit before, Like this isn't
the first time he's done this. So

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I and the man, huh,
yeah, did he quit before? He

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quit before for a little bit.
Uh, I forgot it was some I

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want to say it was someone like
from Earth, Wind and Fire. I

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know it's random, but that that
taught to him and he decided he gave

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it up for a while and then
he started up again. But also,

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you know M. Snoop is married
to his high school you know sweetheart,

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and he has seven grandkids now and
maybe he's just thinks he needs to be

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a better example. Oh maybe.
I mean he also coaches his or he

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did for a while. He coached
his kids, uh football team like that

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they that was the thing he was
doing. And yeah, maybe it is.

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He's gotten older and wiser, and
uh, I would like to see,

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uh what a like in my head, he he has he stopped smoking,

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and he wakes up and is like
I was on a show with Martha

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Stewart. Yeah, yeah, I
woke up from a coma for like fifty

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years and wondered what did I miss? I mean it really if you want

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to take it as a case study, just just fascinating. Is you know,

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this guy was the face of gangs, murder, gangster rap, Calvin

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was it Burns Brotus, Calvin Brotus, you know, entrial for murder,

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you know after you know, he
came out, you know, with and

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got big and everything else, and
he was the f you know, now

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he's doing commercials with the whitest of
white women and they're best friends, like

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yeah, and he does sketchers commerce. Yeah. I mean it's the same

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thing. Like going back to this, it's like the same thing with uh

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with with the ice cube ice cue
was and they were all in that same

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crew. They were all crips from
the same part of uh Long Beach,

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Compton, and now they're all like
they all live in the hills and they

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all live in you know, they
they do hills stuff, which is you

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have PTA's and you have homeowners associations. You know. The people that are

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still cripping are still cripping. Uh, these guys got their money. Like

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I again, like when I said
I would run into ice Cube, it

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was at the CVS. It wasn't
the CVS in Compton. It was the

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CVS and Encino, like right down
the street from where Michael Jackson, like

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the Jackson five lived. Uh.
And then they all still live there.

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Now whoever's still alive is still there
now there. I've driven past their Havenhurst

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house, so they're all still there. They're not doing Compton stuff. So

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when he's like when you're like,
hey, he's you know, he's he

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was still smoking smoking great we I
mean he was the best weed ever And

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he's like, yeah, I want
to smoke and I want to learn how

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to make a a krem breulet from
Martha Stewart because I'm high. It really

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is. It really is one of
the greatest American stories from Compton to the

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Hamptons. Yes, that's exactly right. Uh. And so yeah, I

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mean I I believe that he I
think that he will stop for a while

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again and be like, yeah,
I it's just who I am and it's

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uh and it works for me.
So I'm going to start again. Maybe

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it's a reset. So it could
be like you were saying, he has

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smoked so much that he cannot possibly
get any higher. So the only way

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to then ever enjoy it again,
if he so chose, would be to

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stop for a long period of time
and then start over at a at a

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lower threshold where he might actually enjoy
it again. Yeah, that's what that's

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what my I would do. That
that makes sense, right, Like you're

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spending that much money on it,
and I'm sure it's not cheap, and

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I'm sure it's really good, and
I'm sure it's California, so it's all

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from dispensaries or you know, he
has probably has his own grow house and

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and it's really good and it's hydroponic
and all the good stuff. And he's

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just like, I can't I can't
get higher. Yeah, go ahead,

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Drey. Or maybe maybe he just
looked at Willie Nelson and he goes,

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man, I don't want to end
up looking like that, like an old

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white woman. You don't know what
long term effects are. That's true.

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Maybe maybe maybe Willie Nelson was originally
also from Compton or Long Beach. Yes,

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I remember when Willie Nelson was a
poor black child in Compton. Maybe

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that was maybe that was the intervention
that got to Snoop Dogg that was led

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by Willie Nelson saying, Hey,
I used to be you. You keep

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it up, I'm your future.
I did love Snoops statement that he released

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on Instagram, a black and white
photo of himself sort of prayer, hands

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to his mouth, looking off center, looking emotional and pensive, and the

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statement reads, after much consideration in
conversation with my family, I've decided to

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give up smoke. Please respect my
privacy at this time. At then,

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Simon, I love how he throws
in, please respect my privacy at this

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time, like it's a celebrity divorce, which I guess in a way it

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kind of is. I would imagine
he's been more faithful to marijuana than he's

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been to his high school suite art. Maybe. I mean, you have

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to understand this is a tragic loss
for all of us now it actually is.

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There are some serious economic implications here
because he is synonymous with marijuana for

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so much of his life. A
statement like this, newsmaking like this.

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He's a longtime advocate of marijuana.
He's fifty years old. He started his

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own line of marijuana products, Leafs
by Snoop in twenty fifteen. Four years

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later, an Israeli startup that promotes
homegrown marijuana signed him as a brand ambassador

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in twenty nineteen Hell's. He also
famously smoked a joint while walking the red

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carpet at the MTV Movie Awards in
twenty twenty one, and claimed to smoke

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eighty one joints a day. He
is my spik, he said he was

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cutting down on smoking becoming a grandfather, That's what he said. Earlier this

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year, he told The Daily Mail
that he wants to be more aware of

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his life, of his lifestyle choices, because he wants to see his grandchildren

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grow up. So I mean,
going back to the economic side of things,

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that this actually does play a bit
of a role in the marijuana industry

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as a whole. When you have
the guy that's probably one of your most

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famous spokespeople and ambassadors and yeah,
whatever else, whatever else, whatever title

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you want to put on czar or
whatever, king of weed, it's you

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know, I imagine, you know, like if if marijuana was traded on

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the Stock Exchange, I would imagine
there would have been a fluctuation today,

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Yes, today, there would have
been a market drop on such a devastating

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news to that industry, for sure. I'm sure there's dispensaries. I'm sure

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there's dispensaries in Los Angeles right now
that are like, we're not going to

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make We're not going to make rent. That's exactly what I was thinking,

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because you got a guy who's saying
that he smokes eighty one joints a day.

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That is going to put a serious
dint into local dispensaries. Similarly,

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what would happen to Saint Thomas When
Tara and I moved to Saint John.

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There are a couple of bars that
we're worried about not being there when we

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get back. But that actually is
a legitimate thing you think about. It's

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like, okay, well you know
a lot of people you know. Is

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it Is it a sign that he's
finally necessarily needing to mature? But if

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he gives up the smoke, will
other people do it also? And therefore

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a hit on the marijuana economy.
Yes, he put a hit. The

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marijuana industry took a hit because he's
no longer taking them. That's what it

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is. So but yeah, I
mean, I would love to read the

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news tomorrow and be like Mexico bankrupt
subhead. Now we're really not paying for

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that, or build it now,
we're not sending anything over Snoop stopped.

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There's no room in the budget.
Just go ahead and build it. There's

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nothing. What's the point? You
just cut to Mexico and they're just like

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they're just filling in tunnels like we
don't need to We don't need to go

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back anymore, Snoop quid. They're
putting on suits and ties and updating their

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LinkedIn profiles. They got a resume
builder software on a computer that says you

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have sales experience but to one client. I know, and that's why I'm

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here now. So turns out I
really needed to diversify. Well that's great.

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Uh. He just completely bankrupted the
eat industry, just single handedly.

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It was eighty one I mean eighty
one a day times three hundred and sixty

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five. Let's just be honest with
you hard. Yeah, money, he

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literally killed this industry. Like now
everybody's gonna legalize it. It doesn't matter.

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Now you gotta you gotta, you
gotta figure out how to get that

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money back. Uh. But good
for good for sup Uh. I don't

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think he's gonna lie. He picked
the wrong time in history to stop being

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high. Like, I don't think
he's gonna like what he sees when he

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sobers up, Like, and how
did it take for that much weed to

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get out of your system? He
might die before he's not high, that's

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true. He could be dead for
like thirty years and they still maybe they

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take they pluck a piece of hair
off his head from out of his uh

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uh casket and he still would not
pass a thirty years after the fact of

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him dying. Yeah, I think
he's gonna be I think I think it

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takes like twenty four hours to clear
your system, but it can like it

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can they can still detective, but
like eighty one joints a day. You're

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he's gonna be high till next year. So we're to the end of next

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year. So maybe that's what excuse
me. Maybe that's what he wants to

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do, is be like I want
to give my New Year's resolution is to

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be not high in twenty twenty four
and see, and I think maybe this

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is actually maybe this is one of
the largest altruistic achievements of his life,

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because he said he wants to be
around and more aware of his grandchildren.

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Right, Yeah, So maybe what
he's doing is he's giving up eighty one

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joints a day, so there's a
little bit left for his grandchildren to be

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able to smoke. Me he quit
smoking, so future generations could he quit

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smoking just so he'd have time to
do something else, Like maybe he just

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wants to grow a tomato plant.
What's on the agenda today? Snoop Hi,

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Okay, I think that actually would
make a great Netflix documentary, Snoop

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Dogg. What am I going to
do with all this newfound free time?

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Snoop Dogg? Now what, Snoop
Dogg? There's twenty four hours in a

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day? Since when? Yeah?
I mean, when you're smoking eighty one

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joints a day, you're not going
by the regular twenty four hour clock that

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the rest of us do. Yeah, And here's the solution is simple.

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Like you said, he wants to
get a little more clarity, and he

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wants to see you know whatever.
I just think the minute he accidentally stumbles

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across the next Republican debates, he'll
start smoking again. That'll be just because

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I don't want to see this,
or or in about thirty days, he's

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going to start a new line of
you know edible Snoop gummy gums. Yeah,

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maybe he stops smoking and he's just
going to chocolates. Yeah, he

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said he's stop smoke. He did. That's right, Tray. He says

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I'm giving up smoke. He didn't
say he's given up being high. He

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didn't say he's given up you know, the the edible gummies or the sweet

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treats. Yeah. Maybe maybe we're
finally getting the culmination of that unholy alliance

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between Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart Gourmet
gummies. Yeah, oh yeah, I

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could, I would go, I
would These are my These are my gummies

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right there. These are the wheat
gummies. Are those legal in Texas?

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They are absolutely not? Oh you
aren't you something? Well, I'm just

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saying, I mean I'm not.
I didn't. I didn't get it here,

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thank you. FedEx also's fault.
Yeah, that's another thing we got

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to keep in mind, because you
know, Snoop Dogg, chances are you

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know, he's probably having it brought
to him, so FedEx may have a

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stock drop. This is yeah,
that's the fact. And this is also

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another one. And this I and
I know this to be true. He

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has a guy that he is employed
that rolls his joints. Clearly that man

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that guy worked forty hours worked for
That guy worked forty hours a day.

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I guess he's going to be uh
in line with the Mexicans updating his LinkedIn

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file. Yeah, so no,
we got this guy who's out of a

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job, so now the unemployment is
gonna go up. I'm telling you,

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like, this is devastating news because
you don't need and you don't need to

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hire a guy to unpeel your gummy. Uh but he him and Kat Williams

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both have a guy that rolls their
joints. So maybe Kat's guy gets too

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old and then this guy can get
a job. I don't know how it's

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gonna work, but uh, the
for sure there Maybe that's the loss that

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he's talking about when he's like,
please respect our privacy. Is the loss

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of this man's livelihood and job as
Snoops what it is? I want to

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I now need to get on social
media and find Snoop's joint roller guy to

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see what his public statement is.
Yeah, I just want to know how

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you get the job, Like,
like you walk in into just a Snoop

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is like and there's just weed and
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you do it, and he's like, nah, man, how is that

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not a reality show? We haves
like Top Chef and you know, say

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yes to the dress. Yeah,
it seems like a like a like a

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slam Dunk show, say yes to
the joint or top roller or rolling for

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Snoop. Do be with Snoopy.
You gotta be careful then, because that

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sounds like something that kids would want
to watch. Yeah, that had to

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have been, you know, because
that guy's probably been on the payroll for

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decades. I mean his kids.
You know, that guy's uncle something for

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I'd love it if his name was
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his name from the girl. Visit
us Onlinehouse on Air Dunk this week at

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the Dallas Comedy Club indep LM.
It's Dallas's own Suri Raj. I think

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you guys are all spoiled now,
all these young beautiful women becoming yoga instructors.

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You know. Now, I'm his
name. My name is Guru Jessica.

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We're gonna get into downward don I
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was doing yoga before it was popular, you know who I had Old Indian

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day stringy hairlloincloth. He was.
He was really into those breeding facial yogas.

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That's Si Raj this Friday, November
twenty fourth at the Dallas Comedy Club

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and on Saturday, November twenty fifth, it's the Potluck Stand up Showcase.

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For tickets, go to Dallas Dashcomedy
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dot com. Your new home for
comedy n DFW is the Dallas Comedy Club.

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Funny happens here? Is it is
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listening to the Treehouse. Visit us
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This segment of the Treehouse is brought
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week at the Dallas Comedy Club in
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in EfW it is Let's see here, We've got Suri Raj not to be

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confused with our very own Raj Sharma. Yes, Siraj will be at the

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Dallas Comedy Club Friday on Friday November
twenty fourth, two shows very cool and

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then all all the events. All
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Dallas Comedy Club on their website Dallas
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three three Cook DFW and cookdfw dot
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Shri Roger's show again because he's my
buddy and he started opening for me a

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couple of years ago, and he's
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welcomed a new baby girl, and
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the Dallas Comedy Club. I will
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me and see my buddy Shre do
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had we went and had wings and
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the Thursday night game. Yeah,
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in the headshot that the Dallas Comedy
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wearing a backwards hat which has the
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So, yeah, go support a
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Dallas Comedy Yeah. We just he's
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so any chance he gets to run
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That's not a figurative thing, yeah, because that also happens. Yeah,

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it's you know my dad. You
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and my mom and myself ate everything
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my mom didn't eat beef because you
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winter that just didn't eat, but
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was like, yeah, you all
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Taco Bell, Like, no,
we sure don't. We're gonna go to

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Black I, P and E check
it like a good family. So I

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understand his his pain. So any
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to buy him some wings, I'm
like, here's some a class proteins my

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brother. Here we go enjoy that. We also have a very exciting announcement

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we need to make before we move
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And that is on Saturday, December
ninth. Fore like I need a

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like sis to happen here. Do
you not have do not have any music?

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Not anything? See it's it's it's
it's a a murky thing to play

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music during podcasts because then they you
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own that music, want you to
then pay for it, and we

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don't have that kind of money,
gotcha. So that's why, like people

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will be like, good, bring
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I'd love to, but I don't
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people coming to get us for using
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radio because we had something called bm
My asscap. You're paying royalties for that

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stuff. We didn't pay that the
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front. You got to pay for
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That's not really an alarm or an
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But I do like it. Not
crickets. It's not a rim shot.

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That's scary music. That's a bad
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hmm. See what else I got
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hey, let me get your attention. Okay, that's not right, Yeah,

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okay, yeah, there you go
a lot of happy people. What's

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in the box? That's a good
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it's the Unsolved Mysteries theme song.
I'm not sure if I can use that

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because that might get a suit as
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scared out of you. I forgot
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one too. Yeah, that's the
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with that one. Here we go, ahh we go. Yeah. On

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Saturday, December ninth, I am
very happy to announce we are doing a

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treehouse road show. But not just
in a treehouse roadshow. No, no,

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not like the first two. Although
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fun. This will be a very
special treehouse roadshow. In fact, it

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will be a Treehouse Christmas road Show, happening Saturday, December ninth from four

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to seven pm at Shaker Tins Midtown
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toll Way and six thirty five.
It's Tollay and Alpha Ish. It's just

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on the north side, across the
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com. We will be there Saturday, December night, four to seven pm

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four a live Treehouse road show.
We'll be taping the show. Come enjoy

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it, have some drinks, have
some food, watch us do our thing

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on in person. And Raj has
said that he thinks it to be a

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good time to roast me, and
I'm not still sure how I feel about

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that, because I don't like being
the center of attention. I don't even

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like my birthday being sung to me. So I'm really not sure how to

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respond to this. Yes, I
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to do at the event. Yeah, the roast of Dan O'Malley. I

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think that's got a nice ring to
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there's a nice way to celebrate the
holidays is with your friends taking a massive

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dump on you and so, and
keeping with the holiday traditions of that,

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it will be the roast of Dan
O'Malley. So come join us. We're

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gonna have a lot of people come
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comedians that are friends, and uh. At the end, Dan will

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get to vent his frustrations with all
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So it's gonna be a lot of
fun. Yeah, just's I'm gonna have

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two versions. Okay, I'm gonna
let you guys decide which version you get.

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Oh, okay, I I really
like that idea. That's really clever,

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so good it's gonna be. It's
gonna be a lot of fun.

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We're gonna, we're gonna, we're
gonna make, We're gonna make We're gonna

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make some fun of everybody on the
dais uh and then uh, we're gonna

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especially make fun of our host and
leader and commander and general on the battlefield,

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Old Danny O'Malley. So everybody bring
your big jump jumbo red pencils and

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get ready to write down your reviews
and your thoughts and ideas. Someone doesn't

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bring me a big pencil to replace
the original, I'm going to be thoroughly

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disappointed. Oh we we We've already
taken care of that. Don't you worry.

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You're getting a big might as well
get the big chief tablet while you're

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got some husky jeans coming. I
got uh, I got the big red

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pencil with your name on it.
Yeah, it's gonna it's gonna be it's

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gonna be a fun time to be
had with all I'm trying to find the

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other Dan. If I can get
to him by uh, by the show,

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we'll have what could have been.
You show up, we'll see.

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Wow, it's gonna be really embarrassing
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Yes, that's the downside of it, We're still I'm still trying to find

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him, but we'll see. Yeah, that would be pretty rough, dan

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if I did. By the way, have I loved my big Chief tablet

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when I was in kindergarten? Yeah? You I love. I loved kids

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like that that that was that was
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had the little the little connected the
like alphabet stuff. And I was like,

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oh, rookies, I did that
at two h Yeah. So just

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in a room full of daans.
Uh you you were the gifted kid in

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kindergarten. Uh yeah, I was
was just weird, man, I didn't

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I missed out on a lot of
like a lot of life moments. I

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think that's why I'm a big kid
now. Like I was walking at seven

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months old, uh so I never
crawled, so I never had that experience.

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And then I was reading and writing
by three. So I was that

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Indian kid that was like on a
beanback chair reading while everybody else was doing

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the tracing the letters the alphabet or
whatever. And they just give me a

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book and be like, oho,
sit over there. You can always do

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this stuff. And I'm like,
I know, nerd, I get it.

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I thought you were going to say, you're the Indian kid like slobbering

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on a bean bag while the other
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That's in India. I was in
school here. Ah, I forgot

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that's right. You were in the
SQUI for that. Let's not get carried

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away. I was in a far
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So anyway, very excited, very
very excited. We will be doing

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another Treehouse road show third of the
year, last of the year for damn

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Sure at the Shaker Tins in North
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That's kind of what they call it
the Midtown location, which is a

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good way to find it. So
you go to shaker Tins dot com.

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You can click on the Midtown location. You get all the info you need

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right there to find it, or
just throw it into Google as well.

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But Saturday, December ninth, four
to seven pm, a very merry Treehouse

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road Show Christmas party plus my friend's
making of me Yes, and we are

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also because we're not doing enough as
it is, we are also doing a

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toy drive that day. That day, what we'd love for you to do

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is to bring a I forget the
name of the company that Tara told me,

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but we're doing a toy drive benefiting
the Warren Center, which is just

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a couple of miles west of the
Shakerton's location. The Warren Center is a

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place that helps for children with special
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So they love developmental toys to help
spur along their curiosities and and you

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know, development and everything. So
we'll get more info out to you about

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that, so and the best toys
to get elect the like sort of like

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the educational kind of ones. But
whatever you get, they will put to

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good use. So a toy drive
benefiting the Warren Center as well. At

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the Treehouse Christmas road Show Saturday,
December ninth at Shaker TWI. It's four

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to seven pm, so it's first
time we're doing it on a Saturday,

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so we don't have necessarily worry about
rush hour getting in the way. There

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might be a little bit of Galleria
traffic to go through, but that's no

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big deal. That's not going to
be that bad that second weekend in December,

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so come have fun with us at
Shakerton Saturday, December ninth, four

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to seven pm. And it feared
like me, and you want to know

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what the parking situation's like, because
if you have to make two laps,

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you're leaving. That's I understand your
pain. Plenty plenty. I've been by

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there to check it out. There's
plenty of free parking right there, right

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next to the venue, and then
directly behind it is another parking lot that's

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completely open for parking, so you
don't have to worry about it, so

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you don't have to go if there's
no parking, we're leaving. Plenty of

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parking. Good to know, so
don't have to worry about making two laps

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and leaving. You just make the
one parking, come inside and have fun.

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I'm also open any other sort of
festive ideas, like I do we

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want to do a white elephant gift
exchange with all of it on the show.

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Any other sort of Christmas festivities.
There's a book that I read two

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Christmases ago on the radio that I
need to see if I still have it.

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I think that's one of the few
things I grabbed out of my office

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at iHeart when before we got let
go, because I knew it was I

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knew the I knew the guillotine was
about to drop, So I ran off

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with you know, the good stuff
that I wanted out of the office,

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and and the book that I think
is a great story time read for children

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of all ages, Hookers and Blow. I think maybe a special reading with

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that will be will be done.
Yeah, can I just get this out

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of the way. It's kind of
much like the Christmas Vacation and the other

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movies that you guys referenced that I
don't know because Hindu not big Christmas thing.

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What is a white elephant thing?
What is it? What is it?

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It's basically where you get together with
your friends and family and you do

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a gift exchange, and then you
create some really frightening rules to then take

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those gifts back and take gifts from
other people who wanted them, so then

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they're sad. That's kind of it
in a nutshell, gotcha? So that's

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that sounds like no fun. But
now you buy, you buy odd gifts

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00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:29.440
and then let's say Dan picks one, he's the first, and then the

404
00:34:29.480 --> 00:34:32.079
next person has the option to take
that from Dan or pick a gift,

405
00:34:32.800 --> 00:34:36.360
okay, and then if I take
Dan's and he has to go back to

406
00:34:36.360 --> 00:34:39.320
the pile, and and so and
sometimes there's good gifts and like then there's

407
00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:44.199
there's good gifts and there's silly gifts, and so it's kind of you know,

408
00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:45.920
who ends up with what at the
end. They're actually fun, right,

409
00:34:45.960 --> 00:34:49.159
but there can be a lot of
fun. But they could also end

410
00:34:49.239 --> 00:34:52.519
up with a brawl in the parking
lot. So who knows. But don't

411
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I mean, wouldn't for it to
work out, wouldn't you have to have

412
00:34:55.519 --> 00:34:59.840
even numbers? Like we're the three
of us, so wouldn't it work out?

413
00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:02.960
Like we can just keep exchanging until
we get the same thing, like

414
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the they have other people participating,
Okay, because you'd have to because you'd

415
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have to have even numbers. If
I'm right, Yeah, I think I

416
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think Jerry will be there are our
dear friend and even it's just just it

417
00:35:20.280 --> 00:35:27.159
it ends at some point how I
told you in the parking lot. Yeah,

418
00:35:29.960 --> 00:35:34.440
you white people are silly. So
yeah, come to Shakers in Saturday,

419
00:35:34.519 --> 00:35:37.400
December ninth, four to seven pm
Christmas road show with all of us,

420
00:35:37.679 --> 00:35:42.199
a toy drive benefiting the Warrant Center, the Roast of Me, and

421
00:35:42.440 --> 00:35:49.199
an eventual parking lot brawl. Okay, I'm in. I mean, I

422
00:35:49.239 --> 00:35:54.360
don't think you can get more Christmas
than that. End up on the news

423
00:35:54.440 --> 00:36:00.920
just outside the galleria, gifts,
flying gift rat people just covered in it,

424
00:36:00.719 --> 00:36:07.119
litter, tinsel ah, hookers in
blow, hookers and hookers and blow.

425
00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:16.280
It's a North Dallas tradition. Absolutely
Yeah. Visit us online at Treehouseonair

426
00:36:16.440 --> 00:36:24.920
dot com. Let's talk to Damiel
Cook and COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration eight three

427
00:36:25.039 --> 00:36:29.440
three. COOKDFW is the phone number
for your free roof inspection. The website

428
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cookdfw dot com. The common thing
that we talked about on the show is,

429
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of course our Dallas Cowboys. And
I'm going to assume Daniel that being

430
00:36:37.679 --> 00:36:40.960
a good North Texas man yourself,
that you're probably a Cowboys fan right,

431
00:36:43.000 --> 00:36:46.480
born and bred Cowboys fan all the
way back to the seventies. I remember

432
00:36:46.519 --> 00:36:51.880
going to the old Stadium many many
times. I am you know what,

433
00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:54.440
I just I'm one of those fanatic
fans. I enjoyed the older stadium.

434
00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:58.280
I just liked going there. I
didn't care if it was raining, if

435
00:36:58.320 --> 00:37:00.960
it was cold. I just like
that was football. And now we got

436
00:37:01.000 --> 00:37:05.480
all this plushness. And so when
I go to at and T Stay or

437
00:37:05.519 --> 00:37:08.559
Jerry World, it's just like,
this is why the tickets are one thousand

438
00:37:08.599 --> 00:37:12.199
dollars each. Now, yeah,
you know I remember going to the games

439
00:37:12.239 --> 00:37:15.920
back in the eighties and nineties and
the tickets were like twelve bucks. Yeah

440
00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:19.079
that's like I missed that so much. But yeah, and you were and

441
00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:22.199
you were freezing cold. One of
the coldest days of my life was at

442
00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:25.960
Texas Stadium a couple of years ago. The Minnesota Old Dome Stadium, and

443
00:37:25.960 --> 00:37:29.159
this may be more than a couple
of years ago. It fell through because

444
00:37:29.159 --> 00:37:31.039
there's so much snow on it.
It got too much weight and the roof

445
00:37:31.119 --> 00:37:35.079
collapsed and that was pro I think
they had another statement built after that.

446
00:37:35.119 --> 00:37:37.440
But anyway, that just shows I
mean, the elements in all those areas

447
00:37:37.480 --> 00:37:42.320
could really be a lot for a
structure, and people underestimate the way to

448
00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:45.440
snow when you start getting a lot
of snow and a structure and it just

449
00:37:45.480 --> 00:37:49.679
stays there for days and days and
days. The sub the sublaminate and all

450
00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:52.480
the different structure. The structure itself
has just got so much pressure built up

451
00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:55.199
on it. When Minnesota had the
Old Stadium, they should have called you

452
00:37:55.400 --> 00:37:58.960
for, you know, a consultation, and they would have found out that

453
00:37:59.000 --> 00:38:01.760
it was a bad idea to use
that material to cover a you know,

454
00:38:01.800 --> 00:38:06.159
a billion dollar team. What you
can do to save yourself? The same

455
00:38:06.199 --> 00:38:09.440
embarrassment of the Minnesota Vikings is called
Daniel Cook from Cook DFLW Roofing and Restoration

456
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eight three three cook DFDLB for that
free roof inspection and the website COOKDFW dot

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com. It's the street house two
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thirty eight is the phone number for
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does. Talk to Jacqueline now from
Brooks Plumbing the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot

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com. So, Jacqueline, you're
a you're gonna be on vacation, and

461
00:38:30.159 --> 00:38:35.000
if we're going to be completely honest
here, you're gonna you're gonna be here

462
00:38:35.000 --> 00:38:39.079
for a day in the Virgin Islands
and you your your husband, boyfriend,

463
00:38:39.320 --> 00:38:44.079
me and my wife we are gonna
do some stuff. We got a day

464
00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:45.280
to do it. We're gonna tear
the island up. But does that mean

465
00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:51.679
Brooks Plumbing in North Texas stops when
you party? Oh no, absolutely not.

466
00:38:52.280 --> 00:38:54.159
My company has paid for my Wi
Fi package on my cruise. I'm

467
00:38:54.159 --> 00:38:59.079
gonna have my laptop with me.
It will be business as usual. What's

468
00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:01.599
the time difference? I don't actually
even know is there too? There is

469
00:39:01.639 --> 00:39:07.440
a big time difference here. So
the US Virgin Islands is on Atlantic Standard

470
00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:13.199
time and does not observe daylight savings
anything. So right now I am two

471
00:39:13.199 --> 00:39:15.440
hours ahead of Texas. That to
me, that won't make a big difference.

472
00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:19.440
I was in the office at six
am Texas time today. I left

473
00:39:19.480 --> 00:39:21.880
a little early. Like I said, I'm getting old. I'm going to

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00:39:21.920 --> 00:39:23.800
the hair salon to have the gray
died out of my hair before I come

475
00:39:23.840 --> 00:39:28.119
see Tara, because she's just a
beauty queen and I don't want to look

476
00:39:28.159 --> 00:39:30.519
like a scrub on vacation. So
but I'll have my work phone, I'll

477
00:39:30.519 --> 00:39:34.840
have my laptop. And the fact
of the matter is that I especially will

478
00:39:34.840 --> 00:39:37.239
never stop working because if I don't
do payroll, the guys will not come

479
00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:43.679
to work the next day. And
so I take care of my customers.

480
00:39:43.679 --> 00:39:45.880
I take care of my guys.
I just want everyone to know I just

481
00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:50.239
chartered a private fishing trip where we
are shutting down the office December first,

482
00:39:50.280 --> 00:39:52.559
which is a Friday, so I
can charter all my guys to Texoma.

483
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:55.960
We've got them four separate chartered fishing
boats. They're going to go fishing.

484
00:39:57.199 --> 00:40:00.920
They're gonna get a home cooked meal. But we're going to will have an

485
00:40:00.960 --> 00:40:05.199
emergency staff on duty and we're gonna
rotate those guys on a different day.

486
00:40:05.320 --> 00:40:07.800
But so everybody's gonna get a trip
on a boat. I'm going on a

487
00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:12.920
cruise and the guys are going fishing, So it's gonna work. Everybody wins

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00:40:13.000 --> 00:40:15.760
and you will win as well.
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com. Rolling full steam ahead into
the Thanksgiving holiday where you know someone's gonna

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eat too much and possibly clog up
your pipes. Give our friends up brooks

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three thirty eight thirty eight brooks Pluming
Texas dot com speaking of Thanksgiving and

499
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:14.760
steamrolling into the holidays. Raja saw
that you posted something the other day about

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00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:22.800
nine turkeys. Yeah, where is
that? So we uh in our in

501
00:41:22.840 --> 00:41:29.800
your old hood, my my newest
hood. Uh here in the Addison Carrollton

502
00:41:30.880 --> 00:41:37.440
or or Addison Carlton adjacent at the
ninety nine cent store that was on uh

503
00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:44.599
that is on on Frankfurt and Marsh. It is next to the Aldi,

504
00:41:44.840 --> 00:41:50.320
and so we shop at the Aldi. And I usually run in to the

505
00:41:50.400 --> 00:41:52.559
nine nine cent store because they have
fun stuff that you just don't see anywhere

506
00:41:52.559 --> 00:41:57.360
else, mostly because I don't know
if it's allowed to be sold in actual

507
00:41:57.360 --> 00:42:02.360
stores or or whatever the case may
be. So I went in and I

508
00:42:02.400 --> 00:42:06.639
saw the sign. It's like,
you know for that, they're getting into

509
00:42:06.679 --> 00:42:09.119
the Black Friday stuff as well,
and they're like, we have the early

510
00:42:09.159 --> 00:42:13.039
Black Friday stuff. All these things
are going to be ninety nine cents.

511
00:42:13.039 --> 00:42:15.880
So I saw blueberries and I was
like, oh great, because I make

512
00:42:15.920 --> 00:42:21.239
my smoothies in the morning, my
protein shakes in the morning, and I

513
00:42:21.360 --> 00:42:23.400
like to have a little mix.
They had some mango there the other days,

514
00:42:23.400 --> 00:42:28.519
I got a mango, and then
next to the blueberries for ninety nine

515
00:42:28.519 --> 00:42:32.000
cents for the little one pound thing
of blueberries. It said for the first

516
00:42:32.039 --> 00:42:39.400
fifty customers on the fifteenth, which
I think was Wednesday, on the fifteenth

517
00:42:39.440 --> 00:42:47.400
of November, the first fifty customers
get a ninety nine cent full whole turkey.

518
00:42:49.119 --> 00:42:52.880
And I had to read it a
few times for me to understand that

519
00:42:52.880 --> 00:42:58.320
this was real. I thought it
might be ninety nine cents. He's got

520
00:42:58.320 --> 00:43:01.480
he's he's doing this spock, I
like, he just went like full vulcan,

521
00:43:01.599 --> 00:43:06.599
Like, mmm, this does not
compete. Yeah, yeah, And

522
00:43:07.000 --> 00:43:08.320
I thought maybe it was nine nine
cents a pound, which is still a

523
00:43:08.360 --> 00:43:13.199
really good deal. Yeah, that'd
be a great and it said nope,

524
00:43:13.280 --> 00:43:16.400
it was ninety nine cents. And
so I think I know why Trey's eyebrows

525
00:43:16.400 --> 00:43:22.000
shot up like that, because he
was physically showing what I was feeling inside,

526
00:43:22.039 --> 00:43:25.440
And that is, if a turkey
is ninety nine cent, is that

527
00:43:25.480 --> 00:43:30.880
the turkey you want? Right?
And that's that, you know, kind

528
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:34.519
of my thought. And I also
was like, I don't think if I'm

529
00:43:34.519 --> 00:43:37.480
having to look at the sign over
and over again to make sure that this

530
00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:43.559
is right. Other people will too. So I dropped my girlfriend's daughter off

531
00:43:43.599 --> 00:43:45.400
at school and I said, I'm
gonna I'm gonna take some video that you

532
00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:52.000
can show your friends at lunch of
these people going thats insane over. It's

533
00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:54.880
gonna be a crowd out there.
There are people are gonna be fighting to

534
00:43:55.000 --> 00:44:00.239
get into the the ninety nine cent
store as the doors open to get they're

535
00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:04.559
one dollar turkey. Yeah, And
I was like, I'm just going for

536
00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:07.440
the blueberries, like that would be
that would make my day. I'll get

537
00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:09.480
two things, the blueberries and be
set for the week. You would not

538
00:44:09.519 --> 00:44:15.119
win on supermarket sweep. I would
not very simple. I'm like, they

539
00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:21.000
got almond milk and blueberries. I'm
like, that's what that bananas, bananas,

540
00:44:21.000 --> 00:44:23.360
blueberry strawberries. That's what goes into
mind. Now, if it was

541
00:44:23.519 --> 00:44:30.079
a ninety nine cent turkey at Whole
Foods or Central Market h e B.

542
00:44:30.360 --> 00:44:35.719
If they got ninety nine cent turkeys, then you're gonna have people duken it

543
00:44:35.760 --> 00:44:39.639
out trying to get their hands on
those good ass turkeys. I think it

544
00:44:39.679 --> 00:44:46.039
would be anywhere that has a dollar
turkey would would be would be packed.

545
00:44:46.119 --> 00:44:52.519
And I pull into the parking lot
and I see nobody and I'm like,

546
00:44:52.559 --> 00:44:57.679
well, that's interesting, okay.
And I walk in and the guy he's

547
00:44:57.719 --> 00:45:00.039
got the wristbands because you have to
have a wristband. He gives you a

548
00:45:00.039 --> 00:45:05.719
wristband. You take that wristband to
the cashier and she gives you your turkey.

549
00:45:06.880 --> 00:45:08.400
And I walk in and he goes. He was super excited. He

550
00:45:08.440 --> 00:45:12.360
goes, are you here for that? Because I'm assuming he thought there would

551
00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:16.079
be a massive crop and there was
nothing like it. And he said,

552
00:45:16.239 --> 00:45:20.679
are you here for the turkey?
And I go blueberries and he goes,

553
00:45:21.159 --> 00:45:23.519
oh, and you could see the
joy on his face. Leave and he's

554
00:45:23.559 --> 00:45:28.320
like, yeah, sorry, man, they didn't send us any blueberries.

555
00:45:29.320 --> 00:45:30.960
I was like they didn't. I
was like, well then I'll okay,

556
00:45:31.000 --> 00:45:35.400
I'll do the turkey. Sure.
And he gave me the wristband and I

557
00:45:35.480 --> 00:45:38.440
went and they had a brand new
thing of like mini watermelon said come through

558
00:45:38.840 --> 00:45:44.320
and those were on sale for their
thing to substitute for the blueberries. So

559
00:45:44.440 --> 00:45:45.280
it was ninety nine cents. I
was like, I'll get that and I'll

560
00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:51.159
have that with lunch. And I
go to the counter and this lady hands

561
00:45:51.199 --> 00:46:00.079
me a frozen twenty pound Gold Harvest
brand turkey. That's a big turkey,

562
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:05.320
yes, And she goes, that'll
be two dollars, and I was like,

563
00:46:06.679 --> 00:46:09.159
it was a dollar for the water
mini watermelon and then a dollar for

564
00:46:09.199 --> 00:46:15.880
a twenty pound Gold Harvest turkey.
And I looked it up because I had

565
00:46:15.920 --> 00:46:17.119
time. I was in the car. I was like, I looked it

566
00:46:17.199 --> 00:46:21.559
up. It's a solid brand.
They had thirty pounds. This was the

567
00:46:21.599 --> 00:46:25.840
push to get their turkeys flying out
the nope, I mean no pun intent,

568
00:46:25.880 --> 00:46:30.400
but flying out the door. It
was to do a promotion to the

569
00:46:30.440 --> 00:46:37.320
first fifty turkeys because they had little
thirty pallets of frozen turkeys ready to god

570
00:46:37.639 --> 00:46:39.679
for that day. Now, did
you check the turkey for all the normal

571
00:46:39.800 --> 00:46:43.960
limbs and things like? It's not
one of those that's got like three legs

572
00:46:44.039 --> 00:46:46.360
or four wings. No, no, no, no, I mean all

573
00:46:46.400 --> 00:46:52.960
it had ten fingers and toes,
just like every turkey that you want.

574
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:57.159
I don't think turkey's are supposed to
have any fingers. Raj oh, Well,

575
00:46:57.199 --> 00:47:02.400
then this is a special turkey.
I think we now know why the

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00:47:02.440 --> 00:47:22.639
turkey's ninety nine cents Goldarvis, Tiny, Friend Chernobyl an exclusion of flavors Thanksgiving.

577
00:47:22.679 --> 00:47:30.679
Your family will never forget. Apologies
to the ninety nine cent store if

578
00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:38.840
these are not sure, noobyl turkeys, oh man, Okay, everyone,

579
00:47:38.880 --> 00:47:43.960
have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Thank you
for a spinning part of it inside the

580
00:47:44.000 --> 00:47:49.920
Treehouse with us, and for coming. It is an edict from the Treehouse.

581
00:47:50.000 --> 00:47:53.119
You must come to the Treehouse Christmas
road Show Saturday, December ninth,

582
00:47:53.119 --> 00:47:59.760
four to seven pm at Shaker Tins
in Dallas the Midtown location Shaker Tins dot

583
00:47:59.760 --> 00:48:02.519
com for more info. Bring a
friend, bring all your friends, bring

584
00:48:02.559 --> 00:48:09.159
your family. Maybe Raj will bring
you a special turkey. I'll bring everybody

585
00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:19.239
a plate and we will see you
next time in the tree House. Seem m