Episode 65-Christmas Roadshow -Full Episode

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I love it. You guys are
already rowdy and we're just getting started.

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I'm so excited that once again you
have all made it up to one of

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our road shows. Obviously this will
be our last road show of the year,

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but thank you so much for coming
to the tree this Christmas party here

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at Shakerson's Midtown location. Thank you
for coming. While I've got your attention,

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before you all just get sthouse,
we do have feedback. We also

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have some goodies. We've got some
merch over here that is for sale,

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and then you can faddle your way
back into even more stuff for so Jary,

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you give me a quick favorite,
grab me one of those cups right

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there, Thank you, sir.
So if you would, Hayden stand up.

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So at the very first road show
we did earlier this year at Daddy

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Rabbits Pub, I'm sorry, were
you at Daddy Were you at the one

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in Bedford? So the very first
one we did in Bedford earlier this year,

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Hayden was there and he's an opportunity
to make some money, so I

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said, okay, let's try to
make some money. So Hayden back here

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is taking orders for these lovely cups. If you have any interest in buying

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some, you can talk to that
handsome tall felt back there. We have

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shirts for sale here. Jacquelin from
Brooks Plumbing brought some almost said plumbing cups,

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but their coffee comes. If you
drink enough coffee, you'll use That

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is true. That is very true. And after the Dak Prescott Colon cancer

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test it commercial that I saw that
cup I think would also work. So

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if you I'm looking for some last
minute Christmas guests for friends, family,

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or you just want to spread the
word of the show in the least subtle

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way possible, you can do that
over here to our right. And don't

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forget that. If you want anything
and you want your face or someone else's

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face on your foot on something,
that is true. Cherry Wall, I've

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got you standing up and shout,
you're on the end. We go grab

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that blanket from my wife. Hilarious. That's great. So if you guys

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very soft, Yeah, they're nice. So one of the things that I

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hate in here from his company,
spoke Custom, what they do is blanket

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so a number of other things.
And so what we'll be doing is we'll

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be giving this blanket away tonight along
with one of these cups and a sticker

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as well. All these things available
from Hayden's company. Now, these are

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some of the things he gave us
for free. So we're gonna give it

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back free to you and so you
can get registered for that. We'll do

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registering in our first break. You'll
put all your stuff in the bucket over

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there in front of Raj. That
gives you an idea. But like Tray

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was saying, you yourself could have
a blanket like this with Raj's face,

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maybe with Trey's face, or if
you want to join Jackson's face, you

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could you could have a join Jackson
or you, Stacey think we all need

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Big Stacy blankets because Big Stacy,
why you are large. You cannot be

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everywhere all the time, all at
once. Blood With a Big Stacy blanket,

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it would feel like it. So
also about it. That's the way

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you're gonna get your hands around.
Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing. So, thank

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you guys so much for coming off
to our Christmas party today. We love

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having you. If you didn't see
it coming in, you're probably blind,

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but there is there is a police
car outside and for those that don't know,

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that is the original Spindleville car from
our old Russ Martin show days,

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And Trey knows more about that car
than I do, because I'm pretty sure

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you're the one that had to buy
it, and for a couple of parades,

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I had to drive it. And
not only was it not legal to

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be driving around city limits in a
police car while not a police officer,

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but I'm pretty sure that car has
never been past inspection or road or or

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legal at all, not to my
knowledge. And when there was a Russ

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Martin automotive, it was worked on. And I've seen that cart top the

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bottom and front and back, and
it looks better. They have done an

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immaculate job of restoring that and making
it look because it looks better than it

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ever did we had. I'm curious
because you saw that car when the show

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first bought it, when Russ first
bought it, what looked worse Someone's first

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day at an AA meeting or that
car. It's kind of a toss up.

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There's just more tears at an AA
meeting. They both smoke. Also,

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this is great because we get to
look around and see so many familiar,

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smiling, happy faces that the holidays
are close and I'm usually in a

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better mood around the holidays. Some
people aren't as much, and hopefully this

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will, you know, kind of
put a little smile on your face.

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But it's great to see so many
faces even I haven't seen in a while,

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seeing Stephen, Karen Rutherford here saying
hi, is great, Michelle from

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old radio days, Big Stacy,
of course, Joanne Jackson, so many

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of you guys you'd have been out
to their previous road shows. Again,

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we appreciate it. Keith, thank
you for coming back. In case you

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didn't notice, that's the who has
the old show letter jacket. Yea,

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and not just yet, but Keith
has a couple of things he wants to

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give Raj and we'll do that in
a little bit. And I know Diego

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always has stuff he likes to give
us because you're part devil, and so

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we'll do that here in a little
bit. I've also got a couple of

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things in tep for today in addition
to the roast that we'll be doing after

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we're finish doing this part of the
show, which if I'm being honest,

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I'm still a little anxious about,
because one, I've never been to a

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roast. I've only seen them in
television and the ones I've seen on television,

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they really hated the person that they
were going after. So I'm hoping

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it's not going to be to that
level. I don't want to leave here

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crying. No, it's so hilarious
to me. Is everybody within about an

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hour of being here as I came
out. If you check your email,

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I'm like, I've read your stuff. That's great. Just want to hurt

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everbody's feelings, like that's what the
roast is about. It's not trying to

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be mean. But that's two conflicting
statements. You just said you need to

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be mean, but you're not trying
to hurt feelings. It's all out of

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love. That's what it is.
There. You go see he had an

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abusive parent. You know, you
had two journeys. I just had the

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one and that one was like three
or four. So yeah, so you

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understand when when you get when you
get hurt out of love. That's what

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they say when they're beating you.
I'm doing this because I love you,

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but it doesn't feel like love.
That's what I'm opening your roads because I

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love you. It's the equivalent of
with all due respect. Yes, so

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it doesn't it doesn't mean anything.
It just makes you. It just feels

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like it gives you liberty to just
whoops, that's exactly right. Okay,

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Yeah, yeah, you're not gonna
learn anything out of this. You're not

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gonna find out, You're not gonna
find anything different. And I actually think

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I will learn some things. I
think I'm gonna learn some things about you

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guys, like maybe what you say
about me when I'm not around, which

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right now is all the time because
I don't know here anymore. Uh,

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And maybe that's the thoughts you have
about me deep in your darkest corners.

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And I did tell everybody, I
was like, say what you want to

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say, because he won't remember it
tomorrow, so it doesn't matter. There

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is the reason I agreed that this
whole thing in the first place. I

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look either just by you know,
head injuries over the years or a fair

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amount of alcohol abuse, whether here
or prior, I'm not gonna remember a

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whole lot of it. So I
was, Yeah, I can't wait to

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pitch the roast of Dni Melly next
year, new material, and I'll say

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it sounds familiar, but what I'm
still not going to remember. Yeah,

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we can just replay this show enough
to be here. So he's basically just

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me and a bar by myself watching
a bunch of stuff on my computer.

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Yes, okay, you normally hold
Tuesday say and say, John, so

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I don't need your judgment. Uh, these are loving nights. Uh,

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and everybody here is gonna hear how
much we love you and and roast you

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and adah. I mean she channeled
her in her person. Uh too,

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I'm gonna keep so Anada from the
Bow and Them Morning show. Uh where

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I guess should we just call you
them now? Yeah? All right,

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so with them so and now identifies
them from the Bow Show. Always great

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to have Annie here. She's gonna
hop on with us as well, and

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she's gonna go up and roast and
uh, honestly, of all of you,

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you, Trey, Jerry, Anna
is the most terrified because when we

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were on the radio, you would
occasionally flotus something out a little like what's

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the saying they say it's to die
by a thousand cuts? Oh yeah,

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that's it on two legs, And
she would occasionally say something on there It's

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like wow, that was really sharp
and funny and demeaning and mean to more

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of it. Yeah, And then
she did, and she really kind of

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came into herself a little bit,
like she's got a good mean streak that's

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honestly find also fun. But I
also think she uh definitely like I don't

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know if you go to confession or
I don't know where you go, because

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she has such a hard time being
being that what she doesn't the joy that

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we get because we don't see it
that often. I think she just has

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to go somewhere and just like vent, there's a therapy, there's something.

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There's a therapist, or there's there's
a priest. Yeah huh, there's an

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exerc like we're gonna get it over
with the priest nicely done it. She's

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possessing him enough. So there're also
happened a little bit later. Looking forward

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to that, I think I'm looking
forward to forgetting it also coming up to

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it. In addition to the gifts
that I'm curious about, we've also got

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something I wrote this morning because I
was inspired. I don't know if you

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guys, you probably don't remember this. It was at this point, it

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was two Christmases ago. There was
a book that's a book. It's a

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Christmas story time book. It looks
like it's for kids. It's got a

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tow truck on the front, it's
got a snow blow on the front.

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It's a little animated cartoon book.
And it looked feet but it's not.

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It's called Hookers and Blows Save Christmas. I believe it does. And it

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was nice to see how well read
our audiences. Hey, it's under fifty

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pages. We've all probably read it. We all have a shot. So

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I had that book a couple of
years ago. I read it on the

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radio and it was really fun and
it was funny, and and then I

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forgot where I put it, or
I left it in my office, you

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know, a couple of blocks that
way, and god, its what happened

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to that? They may burn those
there will know Jerry books that I heard,

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Yes question, keep in mind there
does I hurt burn books? Absolutely,

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that's a good boy. I'm gonna
make sure this is not your last

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day in radio. I don't think. I don't think anyone but there can

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find a flame because and you know, they're not paying for one the last

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fort on trade. But so I
was trying to find that book and I

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couldn't find it, so then I
ordered it on Amazon instead. It wouldn't

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be here at the time, So
that's when I am. And I looked

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on Barnes and Noble and it it'll
be here on December eighth, let me

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see, Yes, just to make
sure I paid for the expedited shipping.

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The expedited shipping that was supposed to
get her on December eighth, we'll now

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be here on Tuesday. So I
don't have Viockerson blow or the book that

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was too easy? That was that
was too So I don't have the book

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to read, and I can't find
a pirated version because Napster doesn't exist anymore.

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So what I decided to do instead
is rewrite Twas the Night before Christmas.

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Yes, but it's not so much
Christmas or I guess it's you know,

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in the story, it's about the
man waking up and seeing Santa uh

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infiltrate his home like a home invader. And so instead of me waking up

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and hearing all the clatter looking to
see as that Saint Nicholas, instead it

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ends up being Saint Trindholm. Yes, lord, no, you actually think

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about pretty good? Yeah, the
opening with me is terrible. Let me

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I'll read like the first line or
two just as a little little taste test

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you switch over to my sir.
Teaser. Like I said that, it

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was just a little tease, just
a little tea, something to wet your

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whistle. So coming up a little
bit later will be the newer rendition of

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Towys the Night before Christmas. Towys
the Night before Christmas, and all through

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the tree house not a creature was
stirring, not even ro Sharma's mouth.

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You flipped me off from the stockings. The stockings were nailed to the wall

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with some clumps of hair and hopes
that's seeing Trendholm soon would be there.

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Look, it's a treehouse, it's
not all classy, but it is going

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to be good. So we're looking
forward to that. Yeah, that's just

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a little teaser. Again, thank
you guys for coming. In addition to

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the shirts and all the other stuff
for sale, we've also got on the

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tables. You've got the venmo QR
codes for donations to the Foundation. I'm

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trying to make it a point to
say this at every event we do,

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and I fail at doing it during
the actual shows themselves, but yes,

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the foundation is still going. It's
still going strong. The reason why you

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have to add is it still going
is because we have the luxury of not

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having an officer or a firefighter fall
in the line of duty to where the

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Foundation would need to step in and
do its job. The last time was

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around this time last year, right
after the show had gone off the air.

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Was the last time the foundation wrote
a check. And so yes,

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the foundation is still going. You
can still do donations using those QR codes

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in front of you on the tables. And if for some reason you were

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listening to this and not here in
person, we will post new links so

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you know where to go and get
all that stuff in the future. So

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as it is, we are at
Shakerton's Midtown More, Dallas, across from

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the Galleria. This is the Treehouse
Podcast road Show, Christmas Party and Roast.

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We will be back in just a
little bit. We're gonna get some

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food, We're gonna get some drinks, We're gonna be merry, and we're

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woman is arguing, but in the
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to give you a language. Listen, even though she probably didn't graduate,

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he better treat me right before I
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God, that's a lot of words
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called it like an idiot. A
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I forgot to mention in that first
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addition to the old original spindle budle
car being here outside, Uh, it

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does look a little different than it
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that thing. It was turned into
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circa eighties something something like sort of
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If you want to go outside and
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in it, knock yourselves out.
They'll be here for other twenty or thirty

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minutes, so you can do that. He's also got some other interesting things

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in that car, were like maybe
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got it. The cars never looked
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Also, I forgot to mention in
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That is our operation Santa Toy Drive
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If you did bring a toy and
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already, you can do that.
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it in the box, give me
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you were thinking, like, what's
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place and special needs kids? What's
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is. It's a place that Tear
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and so it's the place that we
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and we know the good work that
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have special needs, but helping their
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to face, it's a huge deal. And being able to give some of

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those kids it even better Christmas is
a great thing and we appreciate you guys

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donating to that today, So thank
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toy or didn't know about a tom
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link online. You can also go
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can buy something. You can do
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Amazon wish list and we'll go right
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that. As it is, there
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brought us, which for some reason
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So, Keith, start with you. You brought something for Raj That is

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that, Oh you got to get
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we'll start with Diego. Uh that
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that? The gift his wife?
You guys are so generous. Congratulations.

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Right, it's it's a Hindu miracle. Remember I saw I forgot to get

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you a white elephant gift. You'll
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I've seen this movie. It's called
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I brought that up. I didn't
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I saw it online yesterday and this
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Shut. I saw something that I
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It's called a gun Elon's thing.
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online, that makes it real.
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Stanley Kubrick made Eyes White shot with
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died very shortly after. Right.
The thing that I read was that there's

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a conspiracy theory, or maybe it's
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just died a few days after finishing
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accurate the scene with the masks and
the people and and the the other people

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and the naked and all that kind
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and so accurate that he was actually
murdered because of it. Yes, So

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you've heard of this. Yes,
well your conspiracy theory, so that doesn't

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surprise me. Have you heard of
this? I have not heard that,

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Tray. I mean, I'm sorry, Jerry. Have you heard about this

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in your circles? None at all? So the Snills we didn't hear about

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the We don't talk about Cuberic at
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you murder? Yes, yeah,
okay, Now do you put your uh

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tin of toils in the center of
the circle and then that's how you guys

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started. Yes, okay, I
believe it. I want to ask you

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today if you had it. I
think you were worried that you actually didn't

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bring it. I was. I
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where I keep it, so it's
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leading there because I'm afraid if it
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Yeah. I'm just curious about a
murder circles, a fitting diagram where you

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know I can figure out where I
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parts of the page or the outside? Is it you know? Is it

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free to join? Is there with
your application process? I know maybe this

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is what a does you become club? Happy. You clearly mastered alcoholics Anonymous.

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Yeah, do you get a twenty
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still has not gotten his first chip? Oh you haven't, okay? Is

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the twelve step this disposing of the
weapon? Yeah? How does it go?

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In steps? Like what do you? Well? Of course first you

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have to select. In fact,
you have to learn your talking procedures.

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Oh, gotcha, okay, and
you've got to learn how to prep the

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room. So first, first you
recognize you have a problem and eliminate.

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You eliminate the problem. You eliminate
the problem. Gotcha. It's just two

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steps. It's two steps. This
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theory that are the the whatever it
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was murdered for the movie Eyes White
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Scientology there was too much that there
was too much truth between Cruise and

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the Kidman relationship and the set like
the Boops sets and all that stuff.

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That So what you're saying is is
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a scientology orgy thing, correct,
and that he exposed it that it wasn't

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supposed to be exposed. Yes,
but Tom Cruise is in the film is

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most well known Scientology. This is
what he This is the first time he

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left when that movie came out.
Was the first time he left for the

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conspiracy theaters in the room. It's
the first time he left Scientology. He

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left that he's gone. Now he's
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Is that why he's still making the
movies? Yeah, okay, somebody

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knows. Uh, he's no longer
with Scientology. So Scientology has nothing to

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do with the Mission Impossible movies.
Correct, But we can blame Scientology for

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the Jerry McGuire, Yes, he
needed a paycheck. He's also he's also

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he's also he never won an Oscar
and if you can, I think he's

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okay, But I'm saying like because
of the whole Scientology thing, like the

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stigma behind it. He's only been
nominated twice for Best Supporting Actor and never

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the Best Actor, and he's never
won anything. So he nominated for Best

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Actor for Fourth of July. Yeah, best ye, Best Supporting Actor for

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Vanilla Skuy Vanils Guy and what's a
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if it Missa lives out in there. That's when I was good. Yeah,

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but Jack Nigelson done one of the
four a few good men over a

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cruise. So that's how scientology works. You don't, I don't know how.

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You don't believe any of this.
I don't believe. It was just

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how this. I've lived in LA
for eleven years. I've the pamphlet for

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next to the star maps. They
kind of tell you like it's gonna cost

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you. I was approached to level
three. I've never never done level one

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or two, so they were desperate
for new members. They said, you

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can tear skip my call of duty. They were just like seventy five hundred

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dollars to do level three. And
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haven't done one or two. So
I'm like, can I can I start

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with one or two? I'm like, we'll move you up. I'm like

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you need to leave. Uh.
And then I started asking questions about because

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I'm not I'm not doing that.
I'm not a crazy person. And then

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they're like, oh, that's how
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destroyed? And and then the two
conspiracy theory came up about the whole group

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of sex thing. Okay, all
right, Well the second way into the

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gifts. What do we have here? Oh my lord? What is this?

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All right? So he's gonna be
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mentioned anything on the show, h
robinettes right here, find a way to

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make a gift out of something.
So I don't know what this is?

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Now? Okay, this is what
is this? DJ? Yeah? This

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is for you? What the second
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like a T shirt? You look
really he's not gonna do anything bad,

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do you? Oh? The pack? Yeah? Oh shut up? What

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it is? I don't know who
doesn't get to skip? The sergeant that

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takes a long time in the police
department. Uh yeah, sergeant. I

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started sergeant. I was reincarnated three
pass lives ago. I was a I

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was just a beat cup. This
is amazing, brother, that's so sweet.

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And there's one other thing you want
to give me? Okay, okay?

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Video? Yeah? Are you guys
watching this? Just is its addicted

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to the cow hoof video stuff?
What is the cow hoof video? A

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fair that goes out and yes,
yes, right, so they just go

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dig around and like that. Yeah, I can't stop watching it. Okay,

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so far in the broken sentences that
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with a cow getting a pedicure.
It's like pimple popper, except it's cow

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who's and they're taking out the stuff
and they're cleaning up the who. So

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let me let me give you that
what you're missing? No, no,

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no, no, I'm getting it. I'm surrounded by freaking morons. If

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you're just off realizing that, that's
a whole other issue. In my defense,

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I knew that, but I didn't
realize at what level. So that

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was your profile morons Again, I
didn't really like it. That was in

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lowercase moron. Now we've graduated to
all upper cases. Yes, so how

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who's there's one guy he's called the
hoof dog. Yes, but basically cow's

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get a lot of abscesses in their
hoofs. So that's where the ASMR type

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thing goes. Is you watch it
and they're oh god, so they as

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Tom is the thing that's got in
super detailed audio, so it's very graphic.

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See the puff sporting out? Is
this what? Jerry? Is this

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what you watching? You go to
sleep? Yes? Okay, so what

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I'm scared to see? What?
This is? Hilarious? Oh my God,

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this is so he's got a lunch
He's got a zip up and lunch

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bag. You got a hoof?
That's is that a cal a cal hoof?

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Well you can touch it. You've
seen you eat hamburgers. Yeah,

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living for walked up to me.
Oh god, and that these are peanut

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butter flavor. I'd actually like this. Yeah. So so what you want

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him to do is to jerk off
with this stuff? Yeah? Because when

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I watched him, like he's like, you see how dirty this is?

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I'm like, how dirty is it? So? So now now it's now

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it's gotten worse because if everything about
this most recent conversation has not been atrocious

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and terrifying, it makes me want
to leave early now, not to mention

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the thought of you masturbating with these
things. Yeah, plus it's peanut butter

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flavors off a dog walks. But
now we're all thinking it the city.

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Thank god I didn't invite him today. Actually I did. They just couldn't

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make it. I'm glad. Oh
wow, that is too much one into

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that does not? Can he keep
the box or nice? So in case

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you want to count Jack on the
road, Oh, how jack is?

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That's been about five seconds ago.
Very Christmas. Everyone, you're listening to

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the tree House, listen to us
online Treehouse on air dot com. Let's

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talk to Daniel Cook from cook DFW
Roofing and Restoration. The holidays are upon

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us, It's almost time to break
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time with friends and family, and
if I'm being honest, watching some really

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fun holiday movies. So I'm curious, Daniel, what is your favorite Christmas

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movie? Comedy wise? And just
because of the the age I was when

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this movie came out, it has
to be National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Amen.

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Brother, can't go wrong with that
one. That's a classic, beyond

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classic. And I mean it came
out in eighty nine. It was just

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a great time. And I love
Chevy Chase. I can't I think what

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he does and how he acts and
his ability of making stuff funny. It's

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just it's a really great, great
movie. You can sit there and watch

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that multiple times. And what is
your wife's favorite Christmas movie? Same one

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or different? You know she's I
catch your watching those Hallmark channels, so

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you know I catch her and then
you know, you know how all Hallmark

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movies are, you know, single
woman or single man comes into town,

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finds another person for some reason that
was single, and they casually go to

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dinner or have a drink and they
figure out that they just fall in love

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with each other and the movie ends. So you've got the formula. Sounds

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me like you're ready to start producing
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thing I think we need to do
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so like they meet a roof for
a remodeler and they could be part

404
00:33:10.000 --> 00:33:15.519
of the you know, cook DFW
team and they figure out that there you

405
00:33:15.559 --> 00:33:17.880
go. Now that I think that
would actually be the sequel to the movie,

406
00:33:17.880 --> 00:33:22.279
because I you know, the first
one is small town love Christmas thing,

407
00:33:22.559 --> 00:33:24.079
and the second one is they've been
married for a year now and now

408
00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:28.200
they got to get a new roof
or the roof caved in from a hailstorm

409
00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:30.799
and they got to not only get
a new roof, but also redo the

410
00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:32.799
bathroom. And that's where, yeah, you're right, that's where it comes

411
00:33:32.839 --> 00:33:37.359
in. And that's where cookdf W
Roofing and Restoration has become a major player

412
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in the Hallmark holiday scene. So
give them a call. Eight three three

413
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Cook DFW or cookdfw dot com.
You're listening to the tree House. Visit

414
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is online that Treehouse on air dot
com. Thank you. We are finally

415
00:33:59.079 --> 00:34:02.759
starting to look into I had to
deal with refresh on the old internet box.

416
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Welcome back to Shakerson's in Midtown.
We are, of course the Treehouse

417
00:34:07.800 --> 00:34:17.039
Podcast. We've got the toy drive
benefiting the kiddos from the Warren Center.

418
00:34:17.159 --> 00:34:22.199
We've got the merch that's available over
here. In addition, behind the merch,

419
00:34:22.280 --> 00:34:24.559
there's also Hayden from Spoke Custom.
So you see a couple of things

420
00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:30.039
on the table, like, uh, this cup, the blanket that's over

421
00:34:30.119 --> 00:34:34.920
there. I believe you've got clocks
that people can order. Wrapping paper.

422
00:34:35.119 --> 00:34:43.199
Hayden really loves this wrapping paper,
and I really can't undersell. I cannot

423
00:34:43.320 --> 00:34:45.440
understated enough how much he seems to
love this wrapping paper because I think one

424
00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:50.679
of the first times he messaged us
about trying to partner up and do some

425
00:34:50.840 --> 00:34:52.880
merch for the show, He's like, you know what you need? The

426
00:34:52.960 --> 00:34:59.239
train say wrapping paper? Yeah,
And I said doing He said yes,

427
00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:05.320
someone of their say so if you
want paper, which obviously the holidays are

428
00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:09.639
here you can have some nice Treehouse
Podcast wrapping paper underneath your tree or since

429
00:35:09.679 --> 00:35:14.679
it's not exactly Christmas specific, I'm
not sure if Hindus give gifts something sense,

430
00:35:14.719 --> 00:35:17.199
but you can do that. We
just just don't replace the gas if

431
00:35:17.199 --> 00:35:22.360
your own again, so thank you
for that, appreciate and obviously you know

432
00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:25.440
for birthday stuff, so it's good
year round. So what I'm getting at

433
00:35:25.480 --> 00:35:30.039
is Hayden back here can take orders
on things for what we will run out

434
00:35:30.039 --> 00:35:32.159
of over here because we're giving away
a couple of these, so if you

435
00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:36.880
want to get some orders in you
can do that through HATED. So this

436
00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:40.719
is the twenty ounce toddler with the
Treehouse Podcast stick around it. You can

437
00:35:40.760 --> 00:35:44.960
also get the larger one. There's
the wine cup one jot if you want

438
00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:49.199
the wine cup, and then like
Stacy, if you want your your normal

439
00:35:49.320 --> 00:35:52.239
like regular sized cup, he's got
that back there as well that you can

440
00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:58.280
order in addition to the blankets.
Do you do you do like the really

441
00:35:58.360 --> 00:36:04.159
big containers, So the thirty ounce
for now, so it's big Stacy sippy

442
00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:14.519
cup all uh. And we got
the gifts for Rag which was both fun

443
00:36:14.519 --> 00:36:20.960
and what uh. So we were
doing we talked about the Southern Which episode

444
00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:30.519
with the white elephant gifts. Yeah, I got for you guys, so

445
00:36:30.639 --> 00:36:37.440
funny story about our white elephant gift
exchange for today gift exchange. Oh you

446
00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:42.039
didn't get the memo. Yes,
that makes me feel less bad. So

447
00:36:42.679 --> 00:36:47.119
I didn't have enough time to go
out and purchase a gift for any of

448
00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:52.599
you for the holidays, let alone
for our white elephant gift exchange. But

449
00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:57.719
it was your idea. Look,
it was my idea to do the exchange,

450
00:36:57.840 --> 00:37:00.880
to do the thing, to do
the white ephant stuff, but it

451
00:37:01.000 --> 00:37:07.559
was not my plan. Four days. I'm assuming that picked up in Florida.

452
00:37:07.159 --> 00:37:12.159
Florida wins. Yet again, I'm
making this up. I think it

453
00:37:12.679 --> 00:37:15.679
half my drip in the bathroom.
Yeah I was today. That has been

454
00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:21.199
really good. But you came up
with the price play. Well, how

455
00:37:21.239 --> 00:37:25.159
much we would spend, I forget. I think it was twenty five dollars

456
00:37:25.320 --> 00:37:29.639
is what we were. I don't
even remember. I remember a discussion about

457
00:37:29.679 --> 00:37:32.719
it, and then I didn't think
there had been any conclusion to you as

458
00:37:32.719 --> 00:37:36.960
a brown person that because I don't
know. I'm Hindu, I don't know

459
00:37:36.960 --> 00:37:38.679
what the white elephant thing is.
I don't know if you guys remember the

460
00:37:38.719 --> 00:37:45.079
episode Dan explains why it was called
the white Elephant I did, Yeah,

461
00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:51.840
yep, because I really don't remember
that really about like the was it the

462
00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:58.880
Chinese emperor would give would give people
white elephants because they were so extremely expensive

463
00:37:58.920 --> 00:38:02.800
to take care of. I think
you're thinking about another podcast that's I don't.

464
00:38:02.519 --> 00:38:07.360
I only do this one. But
are you just gasolating me? No?

465
00:38:07.159 --> 00:38:10.599
No, you said twenty five dollars, here's why, here's what why

466
00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:14.920
it's called out because I didn't know
what it was. And then try to

467
00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:19.000
explain the rules where you can,
like I didn't know the origin and in

468
00:38:19.079 --> 00:38:22.559
order you know, but you said
you can switch gifts, the gift switching

469
00:38:22.599 --> 00:38:24.840
thing. Yeah, so that's that
to me, is why, like you

470
00:38:24.880 --> 00:38:29.239
said, like the white elephant,
then like whenever whenever people do a white

471
00:38:29.239 --> 00:38:31.239
elephant gift exchange, I think the
one thing we can all agree on is

472
00:38:31.239 --> 00:38:35.480
that no one knows what the fuck
they're doing with white elephant gifts change.

473
00:38:37.480 --> 00:38:40.199
I'm telling you right now, like
you could go to five different houses in

474
00:38:40.280 --> 00:38:45.199
the same day and do five different
white elephant gift exchanges, and each house

475
00:38:45.320 --> 00:38:49.440
is gonna do something more fucked up
than the previous one. Correct, And

476
00:38:49.480 --> 00:38:54.199
I'm going to be five very white
households like you're going to thank you so

477
00:38:54.320 --> 00:39:04.440
much for that you correct. Yes, you're visiting five very different white people

478
00:39:04.519 --> 00:39:16.480
because what you're doing this is basically
Saturday in Plano heroin. That's I think

479
00:39:16.519 --> 00:39:22.400
that's the horse. Having lived in
Plano for my middle school years and had

480
00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:25.480
a number of friends that went to
Plano Senior High School, and a very

481
00:39:25.519 --> 00:39:30.519
good friend of mine was the shroom
hookup, not the heroine hookup, because

482
00:39:30.519 --> 00:39:37.280
he had stayed. So I'm I'm
somewhat familiar with the drugs scene in Plano.

483
00:39:37.840 --> 00:39:40.360
Okay, but no, I did
not have time to get a gift

484
00:39:40.400 --> 00:39:46.119
for a gift exchange, so my
bad, I did. H we have

485
00:39:46.199 --> 00:39:51.679
we have to mention diego getting you
again, that's right. So I didn't

486
00:39:51.679 --> 00:39:53.119
get a good look at it,
but I did see what looked to be

487
00:39:53.320 --> 00:40:00.920
a small bottle of contraband inside of
a bar. Yes, so I'm assuming

488
00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:07.239
it's some type of Jack Daniel's product, a high end proof try. I

489
00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:12.320
know you manage a boy. I've
never heard of anything that's one hundred and

490
00:40:12.400 --> 00:40:17.239
thirty point seven proof. What a
correct, look at everyone in the swing.

491
00:40:17.400 --> 00:40:22.599
We're gonna take a sick I think
I just want to look at you

492
00:40:22.679 --> 00:40:25.199
take a sip. But I don't. I think this is how we murdered

493
00:40:25.239 --> 00:40:30.800
the cult. So everyone just is
bound face down here from the looks of

494
00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:37.039
a Diego Dons had four cigs behind
you. So it's one hundred and thirty

495
00:40:37.119 --> 00:40:40.119
point seven or one hundred thirty point
seven proof? Is the point seven really

496
00:40:40.199 --> 00:40:44.000
necessary? I don't think the one
hundred and thirty is necessary, but let's

497
00:40:44.000 --> 00:40:45.840
put the point seven in. Well, I just I just wonder, you

498
00:40:45.840 --> 00:40:50.960
know, in you know at the
Jack Daniels distillery where they're making things like

499
00:40:51.000 --> 00:40:53.119
maybe it was one hundred and thirty
and they go no. Point seven higher.

500
00:40:55.039 --> 00:41:02.679
It needs it needs that extra little
bit we we had before at the

501
00:41:02.719 --> 00:41:12.840
Eagle. Is that what killed the
station? You're the one blames Diego.

502
00:41:12.880 --> 00:41:17.920
I would have done that twelve minutes
later this I'll call it back because I'll

503
00:41:17.960 --> 00:41:23.800
call it back in the episode.
All right, So if you want to

504
00:41:23.840 --> 00:41:28.000
know, it wasn't iHeart, it
wasn't Kelly Kidler, Don Davis, Pator

505
00:41:28.079 --> 00:41:30.519
Davis, it wasn't anyone with my
heart management. It wasn't what's his name

506
00:41:30.559 --> 00:41:35.599
at the top, Bob. It
was not Bob Bittman. It was Diego

507
00:41:35.679 --> 00:41:38.920
with one hundred and thirty point seven
proof, Jack Daniels that just murdered the

508
00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:45.039
eagle. Yeah, and then we
also know is this where your memory problems

509
00:41:45.039 --> 00:41:52.559
beginning? Jokes on you. I
don't remember he's been on the radio station

510
00:41:52.639 --> 00:41:57.360
one thirty point seven. I don't
even know what that station is. That's

511
00:41:57.559 --> 00:42:00.960
the show that just sounds like I'm
dyslexic. Cook my own resume because I

512
00:42:01.039 --> 00:42:07.360
was one of three points. Wow, that's a that's a hell of a

513
00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:10.400
tumor we just took. I just
need to I just need you to,

514
00:42:10.880 --> 00:42:15.760
like send a video you take,
like even a full shot of one hundred

515
00:42:15.760 --> 00:42:20.599
and thirty they we had anything that's
wrong. I mean, got a couple

516
00:42:20.599 --> 00:42:25.800
of hands again, what did you
have? You what? What's what was

517
00:42:25.800 --> 00:42:32.599
it? It was a whiskey okay, yeah, rubels like one hundred and

518
00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:37.199
ten fu and that causes, I
mean plenty of blackouts and problems for people.

519
00:42:37.280 --> 00:42:40.039
I can't even imagine what one thirty
is gonna do. That's what I'm

520
00:42:40.079 --> 00:42:46.159
saying. I've never heard of that. Huh oh No, No, I'm

521
00:42:46.159 --> 00:42:49.440
not drinking. I don't need to. I don't. I think that'll put

522
00:42:49.519 --> 00:42:54.360
Rocks back in the hospital. We're
good. I don't need one hundred and

523
00:42:54.360 --> 00:42:57.960
thirty. I don't know. I
think you're I think you had a seven.

524
00:42:58.000 --> 00:43:00.159
I don't know what's happening. No, you know, don had for

525
00:43:00.039 --> 00:43:07.280
he's popping and locking. I just
don't. I don't know what the immediate

526
00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:13.840
like when you take a shot of
one hundred drinking an octaned booster, No,

527
00:43:14.679 --> 00:43:19.599
no, octane boost was the sponsor
of my little league team is right

528
00:43:19.639 --> 00:43:22.920
there on the back. It's an
octane boost. It's the assistant coaches.

529
00:43:23.280 --> 00:43:28.840
Uh employer. Are you guys also
taking notes down with a big bud pencil?

530
00:43:29.119 --> 00:43:31.559
Well, it like it was baseball
practice. Was a little bit of

531
00:43:31.039 --> 00:43:36.760
a guiding practice. He takes the
men field and then you're having to change

532
00:43:36.760 --> 00:43:44.320
some oil and then you play some
games on occasion. This is an octang

533
00:43:44.440 --> 00:43:46.519
boost. Wow, that really brought
me back. Yeah, thank you,

534
00:43:46.599 --> 00:43:55.719
diego streighteningly strong booze. Oh you
know you just gave me a very Uh.

535
00:43:55.840 --> 00:44:00.719
I will let me ask if I
can distract him for a quick moment.

536
00:44:00.840 --> 00:44:04.960
Let me ask the the one police
officer we have in the room that

537
00:44:05.039 --> 00:44:07.239
I know as a police officer.
Others of you may claim it, but

538
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:09.679
I don't know. There's only one
that I know for sure, and that

539
00:44:09.800 --> 00:44:20.920
is that is Steve Brutherford here from
Farmer's Branch Police to Barbara. So in

540
00:44:20.960 --> 00:44:24.880
your vast experience as a police officer, one thirty point seven proof, what

541
00:44:24.920 --> 00:44:30.519
do you have? Thumbs up?
Okay, thumbs up in the devil horns

542
00:44:30.519 --> 00:44:34.920
out a boy. So in case
you didn't know, you probably know what

543
00:44:35.039 --> 00:44:37.159
you would. But Steve just gave
you a great clue that that man is

544
00:44:37.199 --> 00:44:46.480
retiring, very very stone Jar January
fourth. How many shifts do you have?

545
00:44:46.639 --> 00:44:57.159
Left? Shifts? Not shit?
What you do on duty is your

546
00:44:58.519 --> 00:45:06.480
You have to say duty, yes, twelve shift shift slot. Congratulations Steve

547
00:45:09.480 --> 00:45:13.639
uh So. When the radio station
is still there, obviously, so the

548
00:45:13.719 --> 00:45:16.440
radio station was still by her.
Radio is in the weird spot right up

549
00:45:16.480 --> 00:45:22.480
the toll a and it's it's kind
of Dallas, but it's mostly Farmer's Bridge.

550
00:45:22.519 --> 00:45:24.719
So whatever crazy people would show up
to the station, we'd have to

551
00:45:24.760 --> 00:45:29.440
call Farmer's Bridge because they would come
in and then they would sit next to

552
00:45:29.519 --> 00:45:36.440
whoever work the front desk. To
having police presence to protect us, and

553
00:45:36.480 --> 00:45:44.079
that's how we met Steve and we
just haven't shaken him since and we appreciate

554
00:45:44.119 --> 00:45:47.079
it. And speaking of police officers, I'm gonna shift a little bit over

555
00:45:47.159 --> 00:45:53.880
to the firefighter side of things.
Jerry, you have a wonderful enough I'd

556
00:45:53.960 --> 00:45:57.760
like you to tell everybody when you
told me just a handful of minutes ago,

557
00:45:59.079 --> 00:46:01.559
Oh Farris, when he hears this, my son Matt is now officially

558
00:46:01.599 --> 00:46:14.199
a firefighter with his skates. So
when Jerry told me that just a few

559
00:46:14.239 --> 00:46:16.360
minutes ago, not only am I
am? I so proud for him and

560
00:46:16.400 --> 00:46:21.920
proud of his kid becoming a firefighter
and clearly becoming better than his dad.

561
00:46:22.159 --> 00:46:28.920
Well, I don't know if everyone
remembers or even heard in the first place,

562
00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:34.320
one Jerry's got a kid that's also
go to be a firefighter, because

563
00:46:34.440 --> 00:46:37.360
Jerry didn't know he had a kid
up until a handful of years ago.

564
00:46:38.320 --> 00:46:43.840
Now, how Jerry found out he
had a child of such? You know

565
00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:46.920
how old was he when he found
it? I guess when he found ju

566
00:46:50.760 --> 00:46:53.639
So that was twenty two when he
found Jerry. The funny story is how

567
00:46:53.679 --> 00:46:58.840
he found Jared. And the way
he found Jerry was by tuning in to

568
00:46:58.960 --> 00:47:02.679
The Eagle and hearing his dad on
the radio, and so he called it.

569
00:47:04.480 --> 00:47:09.639
He called in and Alfie screened the
call, and Alfie said, more

570
00:47:09.719 --> 00:47:14.000
so. He was a mechanic at
the time. He was working on one

571
00:47:14.000 --> 00:47:17.800
of his customer's cars. They had
the radio tuned into the Eagle, and

572
00:47:19.159 --> 00:47:25.599
we were talking about him having sent
a message to the Eagles Facebook pitch.

573
00:47:27.159 --> 00:47:30.639
Yeah. So we were talking about
this contact that Jerry's long lost son had

574
00:47:30.639 --> 00:47:34.800
made to Jerry on the radio,
and his son just happened to be hearing

575
00:47:34.840 --> 00:47:39.599
it while working on a car that
was playing us. So then he calls

576
00:47:39.639 --> 00:47:44.440
him, and Alfie comes to me
and he's like, I got a guy

577
00:47:44.480 --> 00:47:50.159
on the phone that says he's Jerry's
kid. And about five minutes of me

578
00:47:50.239 --> 00:47:57.239
laughing past and then I said,
oh, you're serious, and obviously says

579
00:47:57.360 --> 00:48:00.199
yes, and so is he.
I said, there's no way this is

580
00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:02.480
real. So then I got on
the phone with this kid and talked to

581
00:48:02.519 --> 00:48:05.679
him, and I was like,
oh my god, this guy seems old

582
00:48:05.719 --> 00:48:09.039
shit. So we do what we
learned to do in that scenario from Old

583
00:48:09.079 --> 00:48:13.880
boss Man, and that was we're
gonna sand back Jerry live on the air

584
00:48:13.920 --> 00:48:21.199
with this, and that's absolutely how
it happened. We did it live on

585
00:48:21.239 --> 00:48:23.760
the air, and that's how Jerry
found out that he has a kid.

586
00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:29.000
And then now how many years later
Jerry finds out that not only did they

587
00:48:29.039 --> 00:48:32.639
reconnect and they have a wonderful relationship, but now he's showing up his dad

588
00:48:32.679 --> 00:48:39.400
by becoming in the ski Firefighter.
So congratulations daddy. This is an episode

589
00:48:39.400 --> 00:48:46.840
where we find out Jerry's ninety years
old skincare skincare? Do you have a

590
00:48:46.880 --> 00:48:53.840
skincare Benjamin, Please don't say lotion
on the skin? I mean that is

591
00:48:53.880 --> 00:49:01.280
part of it. But yes,
a man let age. Okay, I

592
00:49:01.280 --> 00:49:05.559
took French in high school, but
I don't remember that one. That's a

593
00:49:05.639 --> 00:49:08.239
skincare product. Oh it's a brand, yes, oh okay, yes,

594
00:49:08.599 --> 00:49:12.119
I didn't know if it was like
a style or some sort of I don't

595
00:49:12.119 --> 00:49:16.199
know, like they still use a
Kilda. Uh, that's just a crappy

596
00:49:16.320 --> 00:49:19.760
T shirt brand. But that's the
moist riiser. Because that's why I thought,

597
00:49:19.800 --> 00:49:22.159
you man, it's only when I
know he wake up the Marty.

598
00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:24.840
You just kind of wipe the you
know, the whatever off your face with

599
00:49:24.840 --> 00:49:30.440
the T shirt. You live out
your dad an age age? Yes,

600
00:49:30.239 --> 00:49:36.360
yes, yes, how are you
forty nine? Forty nine? Yeah,

601
00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:40.719
these two are the same age.
Yeah. See oh don't say oh,

602
00:49:40.800 --> 00:49:45.639
Jerry will screw you right now.
Yeah, I would throw toils at you.

603
00:49:45.599 --> 00:49:52.519
They're in the bag. Forty nine
You look great, Thank you.

604
00:49:52.679 --> 00:49:59.679
I would have never guessed forty nine? What side of you is Asian talk?

605
00:49:59.760 --> 00:50:04.920
Half? It was a good answer. That's a really, really really

606
00:50:04.960 --> 00:50:08.159
good answer. How about coming up
next, I regale you with the rewritten

607
00:50:08.599 --> 00:50:23.719
twas the knife Folk. We will
be back. We'll listening to the Treehouse.

608
00:50:24.440 --> 00:50:30.440
Is it this online? That treehouse
on air dot comm Let's get Jacqueline

609
00:50:30.440 --> 00:50:34.519
from Brooks Plumbing into the Treehouse now. Their phone number for any and all

610
00:50:34.559 --> 00:50:37.679
of your plumbing what's a need is
two one, four, three six eight

611
00:50:37.719 --> 00:50:42.000
thirty eight thirty eight the website Brooks
Plumbing Texas dot com. Since it is,

612
00:50:42.079 --> 00:50:45.800
you know, the holidays, when
things completely slow down in time for

613
00:50:45.840 --> 00:50:49.119
a couple of days off. Is
there a certain Christmas movie that is your

614
00:50:49.159 --> 00:50:52.079
absolute go to, your favorite,
the best of all time? Of course,

615
00:50:52.119 --> 00:50:54.880
the standard answer for me is going
to be Christmas Story because that just

616
00:50:54.920 --> 00:50:59.719
warms my my little heart. There's
so many good one liners in that movie.

617
00:51:00.119 --> 00:51:02.280
And I love that movie. But
I'll tell you every year when I

618
00:51:02.320 --> 00:51:07.920
decorate the tree. There's a very
old Christmas movie. It's got Humphrey Bogart

619
00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:10.320
in it, and it's called We're
No Angels. And there's a couple I

620
00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:14.760
think a couple remakes, but We're
No Angels the original with Humphrey Bogart.

621
00:51:15.039 --> 00:51:20.320
It's him and two other convicts who
have escaped from Alcatraz Prison on Christmas Eve

622
00:51:20.559 --> 00:51:24.039
and they are looking to rob somebody
to make some money to take a ship

623
00:51:24.039 --> 00:51:28.519
off of Alcatraz Island and they fall
in with a very nice family. It

624
00:51:28.559 --> 00:51:30.440
doesn't have a strong Christmas vibe,
but it's because it's on an island,

625
00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:35.360
so that should resonate with you.
Maybe you should watch it. But it's

626
00:51:35.440 --> 00:51:40.239
based around Christmas and the characters are
easy to love. So if you like

627
00:51:40.280 --> 00:51:44.639
old movies, We're No Angels.
But if you like the tongue in cheek

628
00:51:44.719 --> 00:51:47.800
humor and you want to get to
know my family really well, it's definitely

629
00:51:47.840 --> 00:51:53.039
Christmas story because the dynamics of that
family is speak speaks to my family.

630
00:51:53.119 --> 00:51:57.480
I love that movie gets you right
in the nostalgia doesn't it, And I'll

631
00:51:57.519 --> 00:52:00.000
tell you so. It was shot
in Cleveland, which is where my dad's

632
00:52:00.039 --> 00:52:01.400
families from originally, which is part
of the reason why we love it so

633
00:52:01.480 --> 00:52:05.559
much. But that house, the
Christmas Story House, is still up with

634
00:52:05.599 --> 00:52:07.320
all the original furniture and you can
take tours of it. So if you

635
00:52:07.400 --> 00:52:10.559
ever go to Cleveland, go go
to the house. It's super cute.

636
00:52:10.800 --> 00:52:15.039
That's very cool. Give Jacqueline from
Brooks Plumbing a call for any and all

637
00:52:15.039 --> 00:52:16.840
of your plumbing once and needs,
especially right after the holidays, because,

638
00:52:16.840 --> 00:52:20.559
as we've said before, it's gonna
happen. You're gonna have friends over,

639
00:52:20.599 --> 00:52:22.159
you're gonna have family over, and
they're going to do something to ruin your

640
00:52:22.199 --> 00:52:24.559
plumbing. So give Jaqueline a call. They can help you take care of

641
00:52:24.599 --> 00:52:29.519
it and do so, probably not
in a pink bunny outfit, but they'll

642
00:52:29.519 --> 00:52:31.239
still they'll still show what I'll give
you. I'll give you twenty five percent

643
00:52:31.280 --> 00:52:35.400
discount if you show up if you're
in a pink bunny costume when we get

644
00:52:35.400 --> 00:52:38.119
there. Twenty five percent. Oh
okay, I was actually talking about like

645
00:52:38.199 --> 00:52:42.519
Oliver or one of your wrangler,
one of your guys showing up as the

646
00:52:42.519 --> 00:52:44.719
pink bunny. But if a customer
does it then you want to give them

647
00:52:44.719 --> 00:52:46.639
twenty five percent then hell yeah,
yes, but they've got to be able

648
00:52:46.639 --> 00:52:50.400
to willing to stand in front of
the truck with the plumber and take a

649
00:52:50.400 --> 00:52:52.320
photo. So yeah, twenty five
percent off if you wear the bunny outfit.

650
00:52:52.320 --> 00:52:55.199
Give Brooks Plumbing a call two one
four three six eight thirty eight thirty

651
00:52:55.239 --> 00:53:04.000
eight or Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. You're in the Treouse, visit us

652
00:53:04.039 --> 00:53:13.599
on the line at Treehouse on air
dot com. Welcome back to shake you

653
00:53:13.800 --> 00:53:19.840
tins here midtown across from the Galleria. Everyone's over there slumming at Christmas shopping,

654
00:53:20.679 --> 00:53:22.559
trying to take photos of that big
ass Christmas stream when they could be

655
00:53:22.639 --> 00:53:27.519
here with us having lots of fun. People make choices, and there are

656
00:53:27.559 --> 00:53:34.719
consequences to choices, and so there
are a lot of suck here Treeouse Podcast

657
00:53:35.360 --> 00:53:38.239
Christmas Party Awards. Uh. If
you have not signed up for the ratful

658
00:53:38.280 --> 00:53:42.440
for the blanket and the cup and
the stickers, please do so. You

659
00:53:42.440 --> 00:53:45.000
can write your first and last name, drop it in the bucket and we'll

660
00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:50.840
do that drawing here in just a
little bit. We have the roast of

661
00:53:51.119 --> 00:54:04.320
meat coming up in just a July
am you have. I'm just the host.

662
00:54:04.440 --> 00:54:08.440
I'm just facilitating how much love everyone
has for me. That's all it

663
00:54:08.480 --> 00:54:15.119
is. Yeah, you've clearly redefined
the word love it is. How is

664
00:54:15.159 --> 00:54:20.679
that a sign of affection if it's
a roast? This is looking really bad

665
00:54:20.719 --> 00:54:27.840
for you, Dan. There's a
reason why I said earlier in the show

666
00:54:27.880 --> 00:54:30.119
that of all the people I was
worried about roasting me, it's Anna da

667
00:54:30.159 --> 00:54:34.239
Horrow And here she's telling me.
She's like, no, motherfucker, we're

668
00:54:34.239 --> 00:54:37.599
gonna get it. Well, Robert
said, you need to tune into your

669
00:54:37.639 --> 00:54:42.519
inner asshole. Yes, and first
of all, just to hear Eda horror

670
00:54:42.639 --> 00:54:50.760
say the word asshole. How you
know, but it still came from the

671
00:54:50.760 --> 00:54:54.199
heart. Yes, it is,
just to hear her because it's fantastic.

672
00:54:54.719 --> 00:55:00.360
So I did get the again,
like I said earlier, and say,

673
00:55:00.360 --> 00:55:04.880
everybody within thirty minutes of each other
was like get that email. Yeah I

674
00:55:04.880 --> 00:55:07.519
got it, you read it?
Yeah, what do you think? So

675
00:55:07.199 --> 00:55:10.400
right? So I can do the
whole thing. Yeah, and then dance

676
00:55:10.760 --> 00:55:15.480
the same thing. It's like,
can I say almost please do everybody's gonna

677
00:55:15.480 --> 00:55:19.639
be an asshole Team that's the whole
point of gast uh. And so I'm

678
00:55:19.679 --> 00:55:24.800
excited that I can't wait because nobody
is expecting. I'm actually, do you

679
00:55:24.840 --> 00:55:29.199
have to light figure out who's going
to win? No, I'll just call

680
00:55:29.280 --> 00:55:31.239
I'll just call h. So yeah, well yes, well the three of

681
00:55:31.320 --> 00:55:35.880
us your last, because it's your
rust. Yeah, the two of us

682
00:55:36.159 --> 00:55:38.280
and Jerry. Uh. And then
I should go last. You should go

683
00:55:38.360 --> 00:55:43.480
last? I should No, No, he's the he's the guy. Oh,

684
00:55:43.559 --> 00:55:46.480
I should go early on because I'm
gonna suck you will, I'll think,

685
00:55:46.519 --> 00:55:52.679
So I need to make sure that
you go last. Jerry and I

686
00:55:52.880 --> 00:55:55.239
at work where I was like,
what are you doing? But every time

687
00:55:55.280 --> 00:55:58.960
I come up with an idea,
I go, that's too mean. Yeah,

688
00:55:59.000 --> 00:56:01.519
how much does it suck to be
surrounded by a bunch of EU station

689
00:56:01.679 --> 00:56:07.519
talent and you can't talk to anybody
else about comedy writing except Jared? That

690
00:56:07.559 --> 00:56:13.800
doesn't suck at all. Fifty people
around you, you didn't talk to any

691
00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:21.719
of them about it. I wonder
why Roberts first that makes sense, told

692
00:56:21.719 --> 00:56:25.360
me go to YouTube, go down
that rabbit car. Oh yeah, like

693
00:56:25.440 --> 00:56:31.239
after eleven. No, he's gone
before eleven, he's gone before ten.

694
00:56:31.280 --> 00:56:37.480
To two, but in a different
way. Trust me, we've been I've

695
00:56:37.559 --> 00:56:40.639
run into him at Lava Cantina,
Oh yeah, several times. He is

696
00:56:40.639 --> 00:56:45.000
my favorite human being. And I
ran into bout Roberts at when we were

697
00:56:45.000 --> 00:56:47.960
living in the trailer a couple of
years ago. We ran into bou Roberts

698
00:56:49.039 --> 00:56:52.400
at the is it the Oasis Marina? It was at the Oasis Marina.

699
00:56:52.480 --> 00:56:57.079
That was where was we were living
in that time, between houses. And

700
00:56:57.119 --> 00:57:02.119
there's the the Marine in a bar
that sits there on Lake Louisville. Tar

701
00:57:02.159 --> 00:57:06.760
and I are sitting outside and this
guy walks in and I'm like, I

702
00:57:06.960 --> 00:57:09.880
nudge terribly. That looks an awful
lot like bo Roberts, huh. And

703
00:57:10.119 --> 00:57:15.639
I just said hey. He just
looks up. He's like what yeah,

704
00:57:15.760 --> 00:57:16.639
And next thing, you know,
for the next hour and a half,

705
00:57:16.719 --> 00:57:22.239
Boat would not stopped buying this fireball. Ye fire ball. He goes,

706
00:57:22.320 --> 00:57:25.719
Man, you gotta see this fan
and I'm talking about Mama Contina. He's

707
00:57:25.719 --> 00:57:29.039
like, you gotta see this fan
called the Cruligans. I was like,

708
00:57:29.079 --> 00:57:30.320
yeah, the Monty Croup cover band. Like I love him. I was

709
00:57:30.320 --> 00:57:34.119
like, yeah, you've seen him. I was like I was standing next

710
00:57:34.119 --> 00:57:40.599
to you casino, Like for real. I was like, you got the

711
00:57:40.599 --> 00:57:44.960
same thing. I'm like, I
don't drink fireball, like like one another

712
00:57:45.000 --> 00:57:51.679
fireball. I haven't had one.
I don't know. I makes sense why

713
00:57:51.800 --> 00:58:02.159
why Jim retired and Bow still working
because if he's the wrong radio Yeah,

714
00:58:02.239 --> 00:58:05.440
Jim punched out. He's like,
man, I'm all paid up. I'm

715
00:58:05.440 --> 00:58:09.159
good. Jim was five years older
than Pop. Oh really yeah, okay,

716
00:58:10.159 --> 00:58:14.559
the same age. But that's kind
of what morning radio does to the

717
00:58:14.559 --> 00:58:20.480
body. Their show starts at six, but they would get to the station

718
00:58:20.599 --> 00:58:24.119
at two thirty in the morning.
I can tell you in the mornings where

719
00:58:24.119 --> 00:58:29.679
we'd come into the breaker and there
is you know, bout Roberts in there

720
00:58:29.719 --> 00:58:35.159
with the morning paper cutting out articles
that he wants to he's old school.

721
00:58:35.519 --> 00:58:37.559
And a couple of times where we
said, you know, oh, there's

722
00:58:37.599 --> 00:58:44.480
this thing called the internet, and
he just went like, We're like,

723
00:58:44.480 --> 00:58:46.320
all leave him alone. He's happy. Yeah. I think the first time

724
00:58:46.639 --> 00:58:52.199
I came in uh to do promo
for a show with the approval, and

725
00:58:52.280 --> 00:58:53.760
he looked to me at one point
like, so do I find you on

726
00:58:53.800 --> 00:58:57.639
the my Space? I'm like,
that's still not a thing. You might

727
00:58:57.679 --> 00:59:00.639
want to just do facebook. Yeah, just take the baby, step up

728
00:59:00.679 --> 00:59:07.000
the face, don't shock him too
much not to I bring I bring big

729
00:59:07.079 --> 00:59:10.440
goods. Yes you does, I'm
telling him, Yeah, I gave that

730
00:59:10.559 --> 00:59:15.840
up for Lent. Yeah, I'm
try. I don't know what you I

731
00:59:15.840 --> 00:59:17.840
don't know what Lent is about.
Lint is only supposed to be for forty

732
00:59:17.920 --> 00:59:22.719
days. So when when Anne is
telling you she's she's observing Lyn and it's

733
00:59:22.760 --> 00:59:25.639
October, she's lying. Okay,
So then that was the last time I

734
00:59:25.639 --> 00:59:29.599
brought prisons, It's like it's lint. I'm like, ah, it's me.

735
00:59:30.000 --> 00:59:34.239
I don't know if this works,
but here you do. I knew

736
00:59:34.239 --> 00:59:44.519
you wouldn't know every Lent Alicia,
all right, so I'm gonna do this.

737
00:59:44.880 --> 00:59:46.800
So obviously we got the roast coming
up, and it's gonna be an

738
00:59:46.840 --> 00:59:52.719
absolute threditor at it. I'm sure
Trey is gonna go, Roger's gonna go,

739
00:59:52.880 --> 00:59:57.440
Jerry's got some stuff, and Cindy
House our whiskey fairy. She is

740
00:59:57.480 --> 01:00:07.239
going to be the listener representative and
us, and so she is going to

741
01:00:07.280 --> 01:00:09.599
be taking part as well. Before
we get to that only last thing I

742
01:00:09.639 --> 01:00:15.360
wanted to do before we end this
portion of the Treehouse podcast broadshow Christmas Party.

743
01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:19.920
I really should have edited the words
day on that a little bit.

744
01:00:19.960 --> 01:00:25.280
But whatever, I wanted to share
with you a Christmas classic that I've decided

745
01:00:25.320 --> 01:00:32.000
to tree house, and that is
twice the night before Christmas. So here

746
01:00:32.039 --> 01:00:38.880
we go me twas the night before
Christmas, and the computer went to sleep

747
01:00:38.920 --> 01:00:47.519
mode. There we go, that
creature, you shut up? All right?

748
01:00:47.519 --> 01:00:52.719
Here we go here, here,
here we hear twice the night before

749
01:00:52.800 --> 01:00:58.000
Christmas, and all through the tree
House not a creature was stirring, not

750
01:00:58.119 --> 01:01:05.320
even Raj's mouth. The stockings were
with some clumps of hair, and helps

751
01:01:05.360 --> 01:01:10.159
that Saint trinhole soon to be there. The dogs were nestled they'll snug in

752
01:01:10.199 --> 01:01:17.199
their beds, while visions of cat
turns danced in their heads. And Terror

753
01:01:17.360 --> 01:01:22.920
and her kerchief, and I in
my cap had just sailed her veins after

754
01:01:22.000 --> 01:01:29.800
a long berd sorry for a long
vodkadnap. When out on the roof they

755
01:01:29.800 --> 01:01:32.800
were such a clatter. I fell
out of my bed to see what was

756
01:01:32.840 --> 01:01:37.320
the matter. Wait at the window. I stumbled to a crawl, tore

757
01:01:37.400 --> 01:01:42.880
open the shutter and fell into the
wall. The moon on the breast of

758
01:01:42.880 --> 01:01:46.719
the new fallen ice and snow sucked. Her comes from seration to an all

759
01:01:46.840 --> 01:01:54.719
time work. When what to my
wondering eyes should appear but a miniature sleigh,

760
01:01:55.039 --> 01:02:01.880
an eight tiny reindeer with an above
average driver. So angry and alone,

761
01:02:04.559 --> 01:02:09.920
it must be Saint Trinhall more happy
than his coursers. They came,

762
01:02:10.280 --> 01:02:15.039
and he whistled and shouted and called
them by name, not Dasher, not

763
01:02:15.239 --> 01:02:20.280
to answer. Now Princer and vixen
on Comet on, Cuba on Conner and

764
01:02:20.480 --> 01:02:30.559
Daisy. See Santa's got Rudolph,
Trey's got Daisy, as Dreknchuala to the

765
01:02:30.559 --> 01:02:32.039
top of the porch, to the
top of the wall, till the sweat

766
01:02:32.119 --> 01:02:43.000
drips down Santa's balls. Now away, dash away, all so up to

767
01:02:43.079 --> 01:02:47.199
the treehouse top the courses they flew
with a sleigh full of stupid and Saint

768
01:02:47.239 --> 01:02:52.639
Trinham too, And then twinkling I
heard on the roof the prancing and pine

769
01:02:52.800 --> 01:02:57.679
of each little hoof. As I
drew in my head and stubbed my toe

770
01:02:57.719 --> 01:03:01.199
on the couch down the fires,
the Saint Trinhulm came with an ouch.

771
01:03:02.559 --> 01:03:07.119
He was dressed all in leather from
his head to his feet, and his

772
01:03:07.280 --> 01:03:17.039
chaps were turnished a bunch of stupid
he had flung on his back, and

773
01:03:17.119 --> 01:03:23.800
he looked like a panhandler just opening
his sack. His eyes sleep deprived,

774
01:03:23.920 --> 01:03:30.840
his dimples how scary, his cheeks
were like, walked across his nose like

775
01:03:30.880 --> 01:03:35.719
a pumped cherry. His droll in
his mouth was drawn like a bow,

776
01:03:36.159 --> 01:03:42.320
and the skin on his chin was
as white as the snow. The stump

777
01:03:42.400 --> 01:03:45.320
of a vape he held tight in
his teeth, and the smoke inserted his

778
01:03:45.400 --> 01:03:51.440
head like a wreath. He had
a butt face and a mostly tight body

779
01:03:51.719 --> 01:04:00.599
that rippled when he laughed, and
his ass not too shoddy. He was

780
01:04:00.679 --> 01:04:11.239
fit and right. Twink and I'm
stiffing what I saw. A wink of

781
01:04:11.280 --> 01:04:17.360
his eye and a twist of his
dick's head soon gave me to know I

782
01:04:17.440 --> 01:04:24.480
had nothing to dread now. He
spoke not a word, but went straight

783
01:04:24.639 --> 01:04:28.480
to his work and filled all the
talkings. Then turned like a jerk,

784
01:04:28.960 --> 01:04:32.960
and laying his finger inside of his
nose and giving it a pick up the

785
01:04:33.000 --> 01:04:38.960
striple hole. He rose. He
sprang to his sleigh to his team,

786
01:04:39.079 --> 01:04:43.400
gave a whistle, and away they
all like going down on a thistle.

787
01:04:44.840 --> 01:04:48.400
But I heard him exclaim when he
drove out of sight, Happy Christmas,

788
01:04:48.400 --> 01:05:02.480
you cunts. Then it's in the
same boat.