Episode 67: A Few of Our Favorite Things

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Welcome inside the Treehouse for this very
special Christmas Y edition with me Daniel Malley,

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along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. And I know, Raj,

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You're wondering why it is I'm wearing
a tropical style shirt on the quote unquote

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holiest of holy days on the Christian
calendar, Christmas, And that is because

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I am in full on vacation mode. And when I am in vacation mode,

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I like to show it, and
the shirt is not the only way

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I do so, Oh my goodness. No, living on Paradise is so

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tard. He needs a vacation,
it is, Trey. Sometimes so much

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sun becomes troubling and you need a
break in it. So so much sun

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in seventy eight degrees is just you
know, monotonous. Eighty five tray,

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Oh my bad, god, it's
a heat wave. Heat wave in December,

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you know. No, it is
Christmas, so it's more like eighty

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one eighty two. So it is
the Christmas winds are a blowing. As

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they say, Um, hang on, I keep putting my hand on wrong.

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Aren't you always in vacation mode?
No, I'm in work mode most

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of the time. I just happen
to live in a tropical environment where everyone

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assumes you're on vacation all the time. Gotcha, Okay, I made I'm

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guilty of charged. That's the reason
why the whole joke started. That Tera

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and I just started telling people we
live in Oklahoma, because no one's ever

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envious of anyone being in Oklahoma,
and no one ever thinks you're just screwing

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around not working in Oklahoma, because
by God, if you're in Oklahoma,

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either working or while doing some other
illegal activities. Point is, it's Christmas,

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and we're here for you because I
know that in addition to gift giving

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and general Christmas merryment that a lot
of people like to partake in on this

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day, there's also a number of
people that just absolutely hate it and want

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nothing to do with it, or
they feel like they're trying to find any

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escape from their friends and family that
they can find. We welcome you.

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Yeah, I never had the issue
of being surrounded by annoying family members on

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this day because we don't. We
didn't, we didn't celebrate. Yeah,

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it was nice like the people in
the neighborhood, like back in you know,

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growing up and Mesquite, the people
in the neighborhood were nice and like

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would come over and like offer for
us to come join their festivities, but

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that was also a solid no for
the most part for them. Like I

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would go, like I'd go across
the street to my buddy Sonny's house or

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Aja's house. My parents wouldn't go
because my dad's vegetari was a vegetarian,

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so going over there, like even
green beans were made with like bacon or

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yeah, so he couldn't even have
the green beans. So it was just

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one of those things. It's kind
of so when you guys talk about like

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being around annoying family members, I
was like, tell me more stories.

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I don't know what this is like, Oh try and I try, and

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there are full of them, believe
me. Yeah, is there is there

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any? Is there one particular family
member that sticks out like, thank God,

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we don't have to see them anymore. Oh hang on, let me

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think, hmm, you know what
not really? Oh no, that means

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it's me. And as I realized, as I'm I'm saying that wearing a

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Hawaiian shirt and a Santa hat that
says nice on it, So I can

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I can understand now why it probably
might be could be me. Did you

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mind the hat a fit over the
headphones? No, no, this was

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an afterthought. Usually when this hat
is being worn, it's at a bar

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on Christmas or Christmas Eve, and
headphones do not come into play. Oh

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I got you. Okay, you
were this out? Yes, of course

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you were this to places? Okay, Yeah, gotta be festive. Okay,

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that is a that is amazing.
Well Hallmark Channel ran on vodka.

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That's I saw this great. Do
you remember the restaurant elar Royal You'll you'll

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remember El roy of their trade,
Yeah, on Greenville, just south of

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Walnut Hill. Yeah. Yeah.
And then then there's one in I think

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Origin. Yeah, there was one
when I was in college. There was

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one in San Marcos that was a
lot of fun. But they have some

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of the best. Their billboards are
the bests. Brought up is the just

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I just took. I just copied
this the other day because it made me

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laughed hard. So what has fifteen
actors, three settings, two writers in

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one plot line six and forty two
Hallmark movies? Look go ahead, Trey,

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I was gonna say, Dan,
And to be honest with you,

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I would think that Hallmark movies are
fueled off vodka and regret for life decisions

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and everything else that yeah, people
have made that has landed them working on

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Hallmark movies. Yeah. The thing
is, though, it's still a good

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gig because every year they need some
slightly different version of the same movie,

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and you know, they probably only
have like ten people that write those things,

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and they just you know, sort
of like sort of like really sad

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Elves in Santa's Sweatshop. It's the
Hallmark writers locked up year after year having

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to come up with just slightly different
versions of the same movies. I almost

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I almost became the eleventh person.
Two years ago. I made it to

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the almost almost the final round with
producers for a Hallmark movie called I Believe

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in Santa. And which role were
you up for? The lead? No,

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I wish the Mark's not forward yet. No, no, not at

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all. But I was the I
was the lead actor's best friend. So

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I mean I I did the I
did the the self tape in California,

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submitted it, uh and it was
hilarious. It was an old my old

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old agent who's now a manager just
reached out. He goes hey, I

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got He just sent me a text
mess goes hey, I got this for

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you. I needs you to self
tape and I hadn't talked to him in

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three years. That's the message I
get, and I go, cool,

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how the f you been man?
And I set the self tape in and

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I came back to Dallas and he's
like, hey, man, they love

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just so we're going to do another
screening and I was like, all right,

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and then another zoom call and it
did the zoom call and then they

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brought in the actors who were also
the writers, and it's a husband and

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wife teams. John. The guy's
name is John Doucy. He's been a

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bunch of stuff. His wife replaced
the blonde girl on that seventies show when

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she was going through her thing,
so that was who that was. I

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can't remember their names. And then
it went they loved it, and then

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it went to the producers and he
loved it and I didn't hear anything back,

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and they went with this very Indian
but very flamboyantly gay character. They

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changed the character. So the moral
of the story is you weren't gay enough

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for Hallmark. Yes, okay,
that made the last three minutes worthwhile.

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What is it trade? I'm just
curious, is has there been a Bollywood

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action or reproduction of the Notebook,
because I want to see that. Oh,

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I'm sure there has. They've they've
copied everything, and I'm sure i'll

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find I'll find it for you.
I'm sure there is. Uh. The

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one I watched the other day was
a remake of Night and Day with Tom

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Cruise Cameron Diaz, and it's just
blatant, like there's no there's no,

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there's no uh. The only thing
was in the Night and Day it's about

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like a battery thing or whatever.
This was about a diamond because of course

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it's India, it's gotta be a
bad diamonds. Well, I mean,

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based on a lot of the movies
that you've posted, like whether it was

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The Superman or the Batman or Spider
Man from you know, the Bollywood versions,

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Hollywoodunde's isn't even gonna bother with coming
after them for copyright because there's so

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nuts. They're basically covered by parody
statute. Yeah, they're so bad,

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it's fantastic. Uh. My my
favorite so far is the original like this

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is where the doctor Evil character came
from. India has to take credit for.

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It's like literally an old seventies movie
where the guy's got his henchmen around

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the table and there's just sharks swimming
behind him, like and then he opens

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the floor and like one of the
chairs falls in, dropping one of the

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henchmen in, and you see these
giant fake shark just come over and like

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snatch his head and you can clearly
see it's a mannequin. I'm like,

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this is what this is. This
is what edibles are for. Like,

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if you just take an edible and
watch a Bollywood movie, your life will

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change. It's it's the greatest day
ever or days ever, depending on how

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good your edible is. Yeah,
oh, Trey, I thought you had

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something there, like or maybe maybe
you did like five minutes ago, and

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then it just left your body along
with your soul. No, I just

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I'm just saying it could have been
a Hallmark actor and not on this fucking

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shrip. Could have stuck here on
Christmas. Speaking of, we have a

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very special program in store for you
today, on this Christmas Day, twenty

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twenty three. I am clearly in
vacation mode, and I hope you are

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as well. Trey. I'm sure
you're having to work this week, and

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it's probably better for everybody that way. And Raj, I'm not sure if

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you've got any Christmas gigs or other
than the next Hallmark thing, which I

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really do hope you get, because
I would actually love to be unset at

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a Hallmark movie sometimes just to see
what that's like. But I decided this

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year for us to share a few
of our favorite things from this previous year

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of shows here inside the Treehouse.
And so I asked you Trey, and

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I asked you Raj. He even
asked it of myself. Hey, fine,

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one or two of your favorite moments
from the show, and we'll share

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it with everyone and can relive the
happiness enjoy that we hope this show brings

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you, but at the very least
it brings us, even when we're giving

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each other just unmitigated shit, maybe
especially in those moments. So today I'm

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going to start with one of Raj's
favorite things. And this was many episodes

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ago, but it feels like yesterday, I know. And that was when

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we got on a little bit of
a sort of a tangent for a couple

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of episodes about lesser known celebrity siblings, and our favorite, or Rag's favorite

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of those, was what Don Swayze, brother of Patrick Swayzey might possibly be

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doing nowadays. You have things holding
up besides Don Swayzey. And every time

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you say Don Swayzy now and the
fact that the fact that I recognized Gary

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Busey's son at the table next to
us at a now defunct bar in Dallas,

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Like every time you say Don Swayzey, just expect the manager of an

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Applebee's, I just walk over like, Hey, how's the going, guys.

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I'm Done swayze I'm the general manager, all right. So maybe the

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Roadhouse reboot isn't all we thought it
would be. It's just Texas Roadhouse,

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long lost brother done. I'm Don
swayze in Texas Roadhouse. He finds himself

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short staffed. And I know they
say sometimes it's uncouth to laugh at your

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own stuff. That God damn it, that's funny. That is It pops

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up in the weirdest places. I
was literally before we decided we're going to

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do this for today for Christmas the
clip show, I was literally walking sam

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My Dog and I just out loud
for no reason, went Dot Swayzey,

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you just started laughing. I don't
know. There was nothing that there was

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nothing on the walk that reminded me
of Don swayseey. Uh nothing even you

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didn't even look up and see a
Texas roadhouse or not, or look next

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to where Sam had just pooped and
noticed a roll. No, I was

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just walking say it didn't even I
was just walking Sam. We're just having

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a good time. And I out
loud just to myself, and I had

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to look around to make sure nobody
saw me. But I just out loud

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went down Swayzey walking the dog,
and I started thinking, I was like,

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why why didn't that just happen?
And I did Did you see a

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doctor k or something like that?
Just a canned sat on the ground.

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No, I don't know what it
was, but I just out loud said

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it, and it made my day, Like this is Don swayze I think

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the only thing that would have made
that more perfect is were you looking down

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when you said it? I don't
Maybe, yeah, is if when you

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said it you just looked up and
look slightly to the right and you happen

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to see Don Swayzey standing up against
a tree. Yeah, and just give

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you that nod like yeah. He
just slowly walks away towards his shift at

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the Texas roadhouse. He just puts
on his Texas Roadhouse manager's polo. It's

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it's time, it's time to it's
time from a shift. Yeah, thanks

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Don. He says that to the
ladies when he's done making passionate love home.

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Also hold that he's kind of like
candy Man. You say his name

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five times and he just appears with
a you know, a stake and some

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rolls. It's like, I'm done, Swayzey, and now it's time for

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a shift. As he puts his
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of the time at the Dallas Comedy
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for comedy in DFW. For ticket
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dot com. That's Dallas Dashcomedy Club
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comedy, they also actually have a
really nice bar, which is not easy

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to come by. Nice safe bar
in Deep had a great, great patio

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at a phenomenal patio. Yeah,
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Is they super nice patio? Yeah, it's really, it's really, it's

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a lot of fun. And then
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a nice thing. Like all the
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so a lot of fun, a
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there. It makes me wonder because
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Yes, it makes me wonder if
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Comedy Club, but what if Dallas
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made the situation or the neighborhood a
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little a little gunshoddy by design,
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really terrifying. So everyone will be
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Club because it's right there on the
safe edge. It's a fun spot and

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I don't have to go all the
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to shoot people and run people over
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to Dallas Comedy Club. Maybe it's
a maybe it's by design, yes,

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because I would Uh. I don't
know if you've ever met in person,

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but a six foot three, six
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how to make Deep Elem a nightmare. Amen, ever judge a book by

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its cover, I have learned that
in my life, he's just standing on

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the corner like yes, and motherfucker
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is supposed to be one of our
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so whatever, I will just make
to check the E box next to it

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when we upload this one. I
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us make a note of the time, so I was looking at the time

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to say where you can edit this
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letting us know when try and I
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I say something and I've caught myself
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I'll say something and then I'll see
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note the time. I'm like,
the a whole student, uh, the

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teacher's pet when the teacher leaves the
room. And then I'm like, RAI

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shod a naughty word. I'm going
to write his name now. Yeah.

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And so I didn't see you reach
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notebooks. I was like, I
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like, maybe when we when we
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you can't. You can't keep saying
ship like that. Hey no, no,

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no r R. You want to
know why dance so so relaxed about

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this and flip it. He's going
on vacation. I have to do the

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editing. S I not he had
on here and I've been found out there.

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There are there are three great detectives
in our world. One is Sherlock

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Holmes. Two is whatever that character's
name that Daniel Craig plays in those in

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those two movies. I think it's
a Benoir. And then it's you,

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Trey. You are the third great
detective on our planet. What what movies

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do you want that? You know? Daniel Craig was in what movie?

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Knives Out? Two of them?
Two of them the Knives Out movies.

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The first Knives Out, and then
the second one was The Glass Onion,

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a Knives Out story replays that I
believe it's the great Detective Ben wi Blanc.

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Do you have like a never ending
gift card to an AMC, Like,

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why are you going all the time
to see the weirdest movies? Well?

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Glass Onion was on Netflix, and
I think I saw Knives Out on

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Netflix as well, So like,
Netflix, do you have somebody else's Netflix

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passwords? Is that what you're doing? I actually have my own? Oh

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wow, Okay, well at least
it's mine now because my grandmother died.

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Yeah, but does Netflix know that
as far as Netflix is concerned, Gig

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moved to the Virgin Islands in the
sky. They're both heavenly, speaking of

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things that are heavenly. So this
is our very merry Christmas clip show.

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So let's get into Trey's favorite thing
of the year. This episode is a

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few of our favorite things. Raj's
was Don Swayze working at the Texas Roadhouse.

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Tray's is a very different scenario,
although still very, very, very

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funny. This is one of those. Honestly, both your choices were among

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my favorite things as well, so
I had to kind of scramble to figure

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out what the hell I was going
to choose, because this one from Trey

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is one that as soon as as
soon as I saw the news story,

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my years of experience told me we
were gonna get something good out of this,

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okay, and by god did we. I'm going to let the pilot

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here tell you basically what happened on
this flight that forced them to turn around

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last Friday. Negative. It's just
a bio hazard issue. You know.

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We've got a passer who had diary
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they want us to come back to
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there would be any happy passengers on
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be carrying the two girls from the
Two Girls. Wonder. I like this

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is back to delive with us now. I love how Trey's initial discussed about

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the diarrhea through the plane and Raj's
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girls from Two Girls one cut.
Yeah that that? Uh wow. I

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can the fact that you remember that, and I remember being on the air

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with you back over at five one
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of watching this or you you had
the joy of showing us this video.

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Oh, I had the joy of
showing many people that video back in the

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day. I never watched it all
the way through. I can't physically do

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it. Yeah, I think I
lasted about four seconds and I was in

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a corner like the kid from the
Blair Witch Project to the corner just waiting

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for death. That opening, the
opening music of that will literally cause me

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to, you know, gag that
it is lobbying. That's one of those

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I need to check to see if
it has any sort of copyright on it,

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because if it doesn't, I'll turn
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show. Now that we're just looking
back, now, have we checked to

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see if the the if the that
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maybe that was Maybe that's what's going
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sense, that would absolutely Yeah.
I think I think I think we've cracked

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another case. Gentlemen, Wait,
wait, and Dan, you brought up

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a really something very interesting. If
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infringement on two Girls, one Cup, I I would I would be willing

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to do it, play it.
And then because I want to note,

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I want the guy to come forward
who made that bleeping thing. I want

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to see the face of of of
evil. Good point, Let's go back

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to our diarrhea flight. I'm going
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what happened on this flight that forced
them to turn around last Friday. Negative.

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It's just a bio hazard issue.
You know, we've had a passer

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who had diary all the way through
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come back to Atlanta, Oh yeah, I can't imagine there would be any

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happy passengers on that flight. Unless
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two girls from the Two Girls one
Up, they wouldn't even have to turn

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around. Look like pac Man going
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I also need to throw up that. See had Trey, had you not

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chosen that as one of your favorite
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have been mine. So kudos,
you know what, like a little round

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of applause for us? Yeah,
yes we did. That was a good

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job right there. That's that's an
entertaining stuff because, like, there are

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lots of radio shows out there that
strive to be funny on a daily basis.

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Yet we trip over at you know, two or three times a week

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and sometimes hurt ourselves in the process. You're in the Treehouse, visit us

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online at Treehouse on air dot com. Let's talk to Daniel Cook in the

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Treehouse now eight three three Cook DFW
for your free roof inspection and if they're

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obviously in need of any repairs,
they can do that for it. You

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want to do that sooner rather than
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know you're gonna take you know,
Christmas off, unless there's just some crazy

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happens that someone needs your help with. Outside of that, I'm curious.

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What does Christmas Morning look like at
Daniel and Kerry Cook's house this particular Christmas,

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We're a little excited. We get
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He's going to spend Christmas Eve with
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old now, so he's our grandson. And it's going to be fun because

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we haven't had kids at size and
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are twenty three and seventeen. But
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carries folks down from Missouri and uh, we plan on making that a big,

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a big deal like it should be, you know, for the young

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kids. And so Grayson's gonna be
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for Christmas beforehand, and uh,
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wake up and see what Santa brought
and just enjoy each other and watch some

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football. Probably I think there's some
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to be too bad. It's supposed
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we're not sure yet. So hopefully
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some toys, you know, just
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know, you look forward to,
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awesome this year. Yeah. Well, I'm a little envious of Grayson.

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I remember when I was that age
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see what Santa had brought in the
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very exciting. So I'm excited for
you and Carrie too to be able to

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have that again. So have a
wonderful, wonderful Christmas with Grayson and the

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entire family from us in the treehouse
and cook THEFW roofing and restoration. In

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case the reindeer do a little damage
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is of course cookdfw dot com.
It's the Treehouse. Let's get Jacqueline from

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Brooks Plumbing into the Treehouse now two
one, four, three, six,

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eight, thirty eight thirty eight four
those plumbing ones and needs. I'm curious,

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Jacqueline, now that Christmas is upon
us, what does Christmas look like

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at your house? Christmas morning?
What's going on? We I always go

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to my mom's house. I'm an
only child, so it's fine for me

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to make that commitment. We do
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which I love and am absolutely obsessed
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thing with salsa. It's fantastic.
There's a lot of mimosas that are floating

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around, and then we open the
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hang out in your pajamas until my
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over there. She's one of nine
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kids, and so it ends up
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hand gestures, lots of merriment,
and that's just kind of it. In

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a nutshell. You had me at
breakfast cast role in mimosas man. That

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sounds like a great time. Listen. I can do this recipe in a

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flat couple seconds. You literally spam. You pam an eight and nine and

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a half by thirteen pan. You
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You whip twelve scrambled eggs. Throw
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grilled sausage. Let that can deeal
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put two cans of cream and mushroom
soup on top, and then you put

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on cheese and you throw it in
the oven for like an hour and forty

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five minutes, and when it comes
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eat it with salsa. It is
the bill Bomb. And I have a

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feeling that if enough people eat that
on Christmas morning, I see what you're

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doing, they're gonna need to call
you to come fix those pipes. One

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four three six eight thirty eight thirty
eight. That's two one four, three

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Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. You're listening

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to the Treehouse. This goes online
that Treehouse on air dot com. All

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right, we are back in the
treehouse. Now on a very special Christmas

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clip show. Yeah, very Christmas. Everybody avoiding the family with us here.

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We'll get to my uh my clip
here in just a moment. I

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want to Debt and Trey. You
sent a text message. You said it's

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of your Christmas sweater that you were
supposed to have at the road show,

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but it hadn't arrived yet. Yes, and it still hasn't arrived. But

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and I'm very disappointed. Okay.
I wanted you all to see it because

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it is kind of a masterpiece.
Okay, all right, Well let's save

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that for the very end. Okay, all right, because if I know

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you, it's gonna be worthwhile.
Speaking of Christmasy things, I think my

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big head has been in the way
for the majority of this episode. But

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let me just turn slightly. Can
you see the TV screen over there?

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Yes? Can you make out what
that is? Glasses on and leans in,

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raj leans in. Hey, so
both of you guys are near sighted?

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Got it? No presence? It's
a it's a it's a Christmasy screen

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saver channel on the Dish network.
Believe it's channel. There's a few options.

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It's like channel one ninety eight or
one ninety nine. I think this

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one's on one oh one. It's
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means there's a one and a two

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on some other channel, or if
this is just the third year they've done

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it so they call it Santa's Workshop
three. I don't know. But it's

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got Santa in a chair. What's
he doing? Hang on, he's just

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sitting in a red chair in front
of the fire. There's a train going

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around the room. Oh no,
I have a I have a spectrum.

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I imagine Spectrum may have something similar
because I know on a like on a

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Roku TV, when the screensaver comes
on there, it'll be holiday themed as

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well, or they'll change it by
the seasons, and I'll have a tendency

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to stare at that for far too
long and try to pick up the movie

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00:32:50.920 --> 00:32:55.200
references that I get the little Easter
eggs, but I got this Santa channel

404
00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:59.799
on, just you know, to
try to lean into the feeling of this.

405
00:33:00.799 --> 00:33:07.279
We gotcha all whilst wearing a Hawaiian
shirt. Well, I am celebrating

406
00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:15.440
Christmas in Paradise. So all right, so let's get to now my selections.

407
00:33:15.839 --> 00:33:20.279
That's right. I said selections,
because, in true Dan fashion,

408
00:33:20.319 --> 00:33:24.640
when I asked you guys to pick
your favorite clips from our previous year inside

409
00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:29.839
the Treehouse, you both immediately knew
which one you wanted. Raj you went

410
00:33:29.880 --> 00:33:34.920
with Don Swazian Texas Roadhouse. Trey
Met you went with the Diarrhea Flight and

411
00:33:35.039 --> 00:33:39.920
the the pac Men Ladies Cleaning It
for everybody. Me, however, I

412
00:33:39.960 --> 00:33:45.839
have a difficult time choosing one of
anything. I learned a term earlier this

413
00:33:45.920 --> 00:33:49.240
year. It's called analysis proalysis,
and I suffer from it all the goddamn

414
00:33:49.279 --> 00:33:55.960
time. Don't tell my wife has
said that. But I just had a

415
00:33:57.000 --> 00:34:00.240
really difficult time choosing one. And
I think that's a good problem to have,

416
00:34:00.319 --> 00:34:02.119
because there's lots of good stuff from
the show throughout the year. It's

417
00:34:02.119 --> 00:34:06.640
the stuff that we post on social
media to you know, to let you

418
00:34:06.720 --> 00:34:09.599
know, hey, what's in this
current episode, or you know, here's

419
00:34:09.599 --> 00:34:13.320
what you're missing if you haven't listened
in a while. There's some good stuff.

420
00:34:13.920 --> 00:34:15.320
Yeah, I'm gonna stop you there. You should have said. One

421
00:34:15.320 --> 00:34:20.280
thing that it has just cracked me
up though, is now there's a new

422
00:34:20.320 --> 00:34:24.039
thing that gen Z complains that they
have menu anxiety. Oh, no,

423
00:34:24.079 --> 00:34:29.719
it just we have been having menu
anxiety all our lives and it's hey,

424
00:34:29.840 --> 00:34:31.039
if you think it's bad, now, wait till you get into our relationship

425
00:34:31.039 --> 00:34:34.840
and then you have to answer the
question what do you want to eat?

426
00:34:35.239 --> 00:34:37.840
I'm glad you brought that up,
Trey, because that's gonna be up in

427
00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:43.800
one of our next episodes called The
Leftovers of twenty twenty three, one of

428
00:34:43.800 --> 00:34:47.440
the stories that we've had on our
docket but we haven't been able to get

429
00:34:47.480 --> 00:34:51.519
to. We're gonna get to that
one before the end of the year because

430
00:34:51.719 --> 00:34:54.360
obviously Trey has thoughts and I'm with
you. Yeah, I just think so

431
00:34:54.440 --> 00:34:59.679
consider that a tease for for the
next episode. It's about to you by

432
00:34:59.719 --> 00:35:04.119
the chi the Cheesecake Factory. All
right, scratch that punchline off in my

433
00:35:04.159 --> 00:35:12.000
note, you'll forget and bring it
up next time anyway, I will so

434
00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:15.639
here, I would like to make
sure I get the right one. So

435
00:35:15.719 --> 00:35:21.159
the first one I chose was one
that we were all here for, and

436
00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:28.159
that was if anything, on this
show, we make sure to make fun

437
00:35:28.199 --> 00:35:34.039
of ourselves at any possible opportunity,
and this is one of those times where

438
00:35:35.519 --> 00:35:44.360
I embraced my own misery my own
suffering, all for the laughter of others.

439
00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:49.039
Because I needed to talk about the
neurological exam. My wife made me

440
00:35:49.079 --> 00:35:55.039
take second and the results of it, like st Dan the pious. Here,

441
00:35:57.480 --> 00:36:05.639
where's that cross? It's actually there's
one right there. You want to

442
00:36:05.639 --> 00:36:07.440
go hang yourself up on it all
hit play. I need a bigger one

443
00:36:07.440 --> 00:36:09.840
that that's not quite big enough.
I think that's only good for like one

444
00:36:09.880 --> 00:36:16.440
hand. All right, let's see
if this is the one. Here we

445
00:36:16.480 --> 00:36:23.480
go. Here tell you basically that's
the diarrhea of flight. Hang on,

446
00:36:23.639 --> 00:36:28.440
but here we go. And I
went to that neurologist. It mainly focused

447
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:34.840
on traditional head injuries football. There's
a couple of times as a kid,

448
00:36:34.880 --> 00:36:37.480
I just run into things head first, you know, normal stuff. Were

449
00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:42.280
you the kid with a big pencil
at the big jumbo pencil that he had

450
00:36:42.320 --> 00:36:45.199
to write because you said, look
as a kid running head first in the

451
00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:47.960
things that we had. That kid
too, his name was Billy, and

452
00:36:49.000 --> 00:36:51.760
he had he had his name on
his belt and I and I don't think

453
00:36:51.760 --> 00:36:55.840
that was for anything other than he
didn't know that that there's another belt.

454
00:36:57.039 --> 00:36:59.719
Can you say, were you the
kid that had the big pencil? What

455
00:36:59.719 --> 00:37:02.440
do you like how big of the
pencil, the big jumbo pencil for the

456
00:37:02.480 --> 00:37:07.960
kid that did not you know,
one that was roughly the same size as

457
00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:13.039
John Holmes crank. Yes, basically
I did. I had the big pencil.

458
00:37:14.119 --> 00:37:15.679
This is making so much sense now, hang on, it gets better.

459
00:37:15.880 --> 00:37:21.559
Not only did I have the big
red pencil, it also had my

460
00:37:21.679 --> 00:37:37.119
name. Clearly I still hang my
head in shame at that admission, but

461
00:37:37.199 --> 00:37:45.039
it was oddly cathartic. See it's
like therapy. Uh did you did you

462
00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:47.159
forget that you had the big the
big pencil or no? No? I

463
00:37:47.199 --> 00:37:52.039
had that big pencil for a long
time. Even while after I graduated to

464
00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:57.119
normal number two pencils, I still
had, for sentimental sake, the big

465
00:37:57.159 --> 00:38:02.280
red pencil with my name on it. How did they put your name on

466
00:38:02.360 --> 00:38:06.280
it? I never asked did they? Did they? Did they etch it

467
00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:12.039
in or did they put like did
they put like a little label? I

468
00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:21.119
think it was a label so they
wouldn't bottle label maker for this or did

469
00:38:21.119 --> 00:38:23.480
they like individually? That pencil was
not the only thing they had a label

470
00:38:23.519 --> 00:38:31.679
for me. There was one other
There was one other thing I wanted to

471
00:38:31.679 --> 00:38:37.199
play for you, partly because raj. You weren't. You weren't in the

472
00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:39.920
treehouse for this particular episode. Okay, I wanted to make sure you got

473
00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:45.840
a chance to hear it before twenty
twenty three went away. Right are you

474
00:38:45.880 --> 00:38:51.079
ready? I am. This is
a story about I believe underage sex across

475
00:38:51.119 --> 00:38:54.199
the country. Okay. That someone
had done like a study or a research

476
00:38:54.239 --> 00:39:00.920
type thing. Okay, analysis uncovered
that Mississippi was this date with the worst

477
00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:07.519
overall STD infection rate nationwide. They
had an infection rate of one two hundred

478
00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:10.480
and sixty six per one hundred thousand
residents. Wow, a lot. They

479
00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:14.599
can't teach anything else, And damn
sure you're not teaching sex ed Speaking of

480
00:39:15.239 --> 00:39:20.079
sex ed, young people are the
ones being urged the most to be particularly

481
00:39:20.199 --> 00:39:28.880
vagulant, I mean vigilant. That
was that was not the time to trip

482
00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:43.719
over my own tongue or the perfect
time. But I can't remember if it

483
00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:45.960
was Robert or somebody else that sent
me a message saying like, do you

484
00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:49.360
do that on purpose? It was
like, what does it matter? Purpose?

485
00:39:49.440 --> 00:39:51.719
Not on purpose? It doesn't matter
as long as you as long as

486
00:39:51.760 --> 00:39:53.480
you as long as you got some
enjoyment out of it. It doesn't matter

487
00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:58.840
if I did it intentionally or not. Yeah. I remember years ago,

488
00:39:59.079 --> 00:40:01.599
and I think it was one of
the and this would just let you know

489
00:40:01.639 --> 00:40:07.760
how creepy old white congressman can be. It was some It was a congressman

490
00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:12.360
from Kentucky that was trying to get
the age of consent lowered to fourteen.

491
00:40:14.519 --> 00:40:20.960
And I was like, who brings
up that legislation? I remember that it

492
00:40:21.199 --> 00:40:23.000
wasn't that Was that this year or
was it last year? Last year?

493
00:40:23.320 --> 00:40:28.320
Yeah? Yeah, he brought us
like this what I'd like to bring to

494
00:40:28.400 --> 00:40:30.400
the table. We need to lower
the age of consent to fourteen. I'm

495
00:40:30.400 --> 00:40:35.199
like, oh, he's trying to
get ahead of a scandal. Yeah.

496
00:40:35.280 --> 00:40:37.960
I think that's one of those where
somewhere, somewhere in the Republican Party of

497
00:40:38.039 --> 00:40:42.000
Kentucky they need to tell him like, look, we said we want to

498
00:40:42.039 --> 00:40:44.880
know what the young people think.
It doesn't mean want to change the age

499
00:40:44.920 --> 00:40:55.719
of consent. Jesus well, they
think I'm handsome. My cousin Sally single.

500
00:40:55.800 --> 00:41:04.360
Right now, as much as I
want to go, we have to

501
00:41:04.480 --> 00:41:07.440
we have to show. You have
to show us your Christmas sweater tray,

502
00:41:07.519 --> 00:41:14.920
all right, check your check your
phone, my phone is charging, so

503
00:41:14.960 --> 00:41:17.519
I can't see it. Oh that
might be. I'm really glad you're not

504
00:41:17.599 --> 00:41:27.719
driving right now. Ra. This
is one of those where for a living

505
00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:32.360
that I sometimes make well, I
make a living describing things for people that

506
00:41:32.400 --> 00:41:35.079
may not be able to see them. Right, I've been doing that for

507
00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:39.239
twenty five years now. This may
be one of the most difficult things I

508
00:41:39.280 --> 00:41:43.480
have to describe ever. Okay,
but I'm gonna try. So I'm gonna

509
00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:46.719
describe it, and then I'm gonna
show it to your raj. Okay,

510
00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:51.320
So this is the sweater tray you
wanted to wear at the road show.

511
00:41:51.559 --> 00:41:54.719
Yes, if you if this sweater
had arrived and you wore this at the

512
00:41:54.800 --> 00:41:59.239
road show, I don't think we
could have had a road show because the

513
00:41:59.280 --> 00:42:00.880
best thing would have happened as soon
as you walk through the door and we

514
00:42:00.920 --> 00:42:06.199
saw this sweater. Okay, but
at least we get at least we get

515
00:42:06.199 --> 00:42:12.199
it now, all right. So
it's a red Christmas sweater with green and

516
00:42:12.239 --> 00:42:17.800
white decoration across the top, underneath
some snowflakes. It says in red letters,

517
00:42:17.880 --> 00:42:22.679
Merry Christmas. Then along the bottom, also in red letters with a

518
00:42:22.719 --> 00:42:28.960
white background above some snowflakes. It
says you filthy animal, like an home

519
00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:34.239
alone. And then the center of
the sweater is the best part, so

520
00:42:34.280 --> 00:42:38.760
the words Merry Christmas, filthy animal, got it underneath Merry Christmas and above

521
00:42:38.800 --> 00:42:43.639
you filthy animal. Is a depiction
of a reindeer, but it's not any

522
00:42:43.639 --> 00:42:49.199
traditional reindeer. No, no,
this is actually this is actually Trey's dog,

523
00:42:49.480 --> 00:42:53.719
Daisy's face on the face of a
reindeer while wearing a Christmas sweater.

524
00:42:53.800 --> 00:43:04.280
Christmas sweater. Merry Christmas. That's
great. And she has antlers on top

525
00:43:04.320 --> 00:43:06.639
of her ears, and she has
little antlers on top of her ears,

526
00:43:06.639 --> 00:43:13.599
which would be hysterical because antlers would
weigh down that applehead of hers. She

527
00:43:14.519 --> 00:43:22.760
looked like the Grinch's dog. Yeah, you were won that, Bay.

528
00:43:23.320 --> 00:43:28.679
This is this is. I think
he's the greatest Christmas sweater I've ever seen.

529
00:43:30.440 --> 00:43:34.320
And I think I think, Trey, let's go ahead and do this.

530
00:43:34.920 --> 00:43:38.480
Will you send this to Chris Cone
at the Pirate Printing Yeah, I

531
00:43:38.519 --> 00:43:43.079
want to go ahead and get ahead
of the curve for next year's shirts slash

532
00:43:43.119 --> 00:43:45.960
sweaters because I need one of them. I need I need like ten of

533
00:43:46.000 --> 00:43:57.039
these. She's even smiling that's what
that's what made me so happy. I

534
00:43:57.079 --> 00:44:02.760
was like, there's a small on
her face. Oh this has been fun.

535
00:44:02.840 --> 00:44:13.400
Merry Christmasy, guys, ra happy
Monday. I didn't even know it

536
00:44:13.440 --> 00:44:24.800
was Monday. You're welcome, Tray, I don't know. I mean,

537
00:44:25.199 --> 00:44:31.480
you don't get meat by Belt Day. But yeah, Merry Christmas to you guys,