Feb. 8, 2024
Episode 76-We're Going To Be Blind and Dumb

Do you know all the long term effects of masturbation? It's scary!
Do you know all the long term effects of masturbation? It's scary!
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It is time to leave your worries
outside and join us inside the treehouse.
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Us being meet Daniel Malley along with
Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Day four.
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We're on Day four because today's Thursday
of Super Stupid Week inside the Treehouse
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leading up to Super Bowl fifty eight
in Las Vegas. We are not at
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Radio Row because number one, we
are not on the radio, and number
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two, even when we were on
the radio, we didn't go because they
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didn't want to pay for us to
go to the super Bowl because they would
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well, they knew better. Whereas
we are doing our own celebration of the
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Super Bowl leading up to the Super
Bowl Super Stupid Week inside the Treehouse,
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culminating that's right, we know,
big words in here, culminating with a
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big live show maybe on Monday,
the day after the Super Bowl, as
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long as I get all the technology
figured out between now and then, and
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based on yesterday's fiasco with quote unquote
on air talent trying to be engineers at
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the same time. This is the
reason why radio stations have different departments with
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people doing different things, mainly being
keep the on air talent idiots away from
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as much of the equipment and the
important stuff as possible, because that's the
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engineer's job. So we've had to
learn from engineering on our end. Hang
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on, So given that model,
what happens when you don't have either what
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engineers are on air talent? Uh, well, you get a freaky situation.
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I was wondering how to phrase it, and you did. You did
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it? Say it right? But
well done, you know what. I
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wasn't gonna say anything like that.
But but Trey opened those doors up so
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wide, and I saw it on
his face. He wanted me to bring
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it home and I said, okay, I'll do it for you. Trey.
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Thank you. There are some very
very talented freaks out there. There's
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also some that aren't, but there
are some there. I've played my diplomatic
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role a little bit there. Yeah. Anyway, No, just just just
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just a few the not the caro
what I think anyway, The the dangerous
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side of any sort of content creation, be it broadcast, digital is if
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you have to do your own engineering. And that's a very scary thing for
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someone like me to do. But
I've had to learn a fair amount over
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to over the last year plus,
and I now am I believe in addition
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to being the owner and president or
whatever other made up title I want to
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give myself like a like a vp
AT. iHeart made up titles run amuck
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inside the treehouse. So I am
the owner, I'm the president. I
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could call myself CEO, even though
it's not really applicable in our setup.
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I'm also I'm also now head of
it, which is terrifying that I should
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be in charge of anything involving it. That should be my job it stereotypically
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speaking, it should be. But
instead it's me and Tredy, the two
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white guys trying to tell Raj the
Indian how to get his Internet in computer
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working. I know. That's that's
the sad thing. And the truth matter
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is is that you know, this
is all a product of the fact that
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the greatest accelerator, innovator of the
Internet and technology is porn. So and
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your only Dan's accounts. You know, you you have to stay on the
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forefront. Yeah, I mean,
you've got to sell as many dandos as
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you can. Yeah. Speaking of
which, oh, okay, if if
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all things go according to plan,
which sometimes they do in here, sometimes
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they don't. But if all things
go according to plan, we will be
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introducing a brand new Dando tomorrow inside
the Treehouse. Wow, did we have
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a a former Dando? Oh,
there's there's many former There's there's a whole
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product line raj okay, and it's
been a while since h p LD Inc.
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Has released a new one, and
that will also be in celebration of
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the Super Bowl. Oh really,
Okay, Well, I hope the I
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hope the shipping. The shipping is
swift. That's not the only thing that
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will be swift. All right.
There's something that very important that we need
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to discuss here five minutes into this
Thursday episode of Day five of Super Stupid
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Week Inside the Treehouse, and that
is Trey, you now have something new
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you can whip out on dates.
Yes, I do. And uh,
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reach into my pants and pull this
out. I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
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Okay, what is it, Trey. I'll let you do the honors for
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ra You can tell him what what
what resides in your pants that you'll be
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whipping out on dates consensually? Well, I mean actually probably probably not.
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There might be a little embarrassment with
this. I just like, look at
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it this way. It is impressive, Okay, to soak people to others.
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It might scare some Yeah, oh
wow, I'm gonna show it to
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you. Oh god, oh well
done. But Trey is now an official
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card carrying member of the Association for
Retired Persons. If you if you break
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that out on a first date,
just just know that every Indian everywhere is
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like, he's one of us.
They're just gonna change on like tree ish
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Ish is one of us. Tradgend, we love tragenda. He's one of
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us. I've put it off Applebee's. I'm very excited for you, Trey,
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card carrying member. What's the what
the letters stand for again? It's
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a ARP. Is it the American
Association for Retired Persons? I think it's
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the Association for the Advancement of Retired
Persons Retired People, I think. I
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think you're taking two organizations. I
don't think. I don't think there was
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a merger between a ARP and the
nub A CP. I feel like that
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would have made news, Trey.
That would have been great association. It's
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not enough to be recognized as a
retired person, but we also need to
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make sure that they advanced. Oh
somewhere somewhere, big state, who is
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one of our favorite listeners. And
he also happens to be a black man,
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and I believe he is close to, if not of the age to
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have an AARP card. Is flipping
it over right now to see if it's
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a twofer. The National Association for
the Advancement of Retired People, or I
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mean, according to Trey, if
with that merger would have been great for
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the National Association for the Advancement of
Colored Retired People, Like that'd be amazing.
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I would be so proud to be
a member. You know, early
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nine minutes into this and I feel
like this treehouse is overflowing with stupid I'd
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also like to give us credit on
picking up the flag and for the advancement
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of retired people, a flag that
clearly no one else had the courage to
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pick up. We'll be doing to
five k next month retired people, but
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not just for retired people, the
advancement. We'll try to make Wilford Brimley's
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birthday a national holiday. Started oatmeal
the whole time. Oh well, that
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does remind me that you are to
at the same age as Wilfred Brimley h
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when he's starting cocoon. That is
a piece of information that you told us
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a week or two ago, and
I have not forgotten. It was,
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yeah, like we can age them
up, We're good. So I'm uh,
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I'm wondering, Tray. So,
have you had a chance to use
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your AARP card yet? Did?
Were you able to use that when you
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had tire trouble on seventy five the
other day? No? And the only
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reason because I used my Triple A
membership for that, But no, Yeah,
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I was going to McKinney. And
what's triple A? Is that for
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the advancement of automobiles? Shouldn't be
triple AARP? How many cards do you
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have? You're just bragging at this
point, Triple A. And I think
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I think, I think Big Stacey
gave you one of his a few years
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back. I don't remember. I
remember which car that was, Dan,
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Do you remember, Nope. The
advantage of having a poor memory, it's
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kept me out of trouble many times. That was I do not recall that,
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Senator. You know the only thing
you didn't do was cover the mic
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and then just look over at somebody
like getting advice. I did not recall.
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I have no recollection of anyway.
Uh, You're okay though, after
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the after the the trouble on seventy
five. What happened? I just I
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my right front tire. I luckily
I felt it. I felt something wrong,
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and so I was able to get
over to the right lane, and
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luckily I was right by the Virginia
Parkway exit. So the scariest thing actually
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for me was I had Daisy with
me, and so I'm like worried that
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if, yeah, something happens that
I when I drive and for long distances
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or anything like over fifteen minutes.
I put her in her kennel and I
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actually strap it in the car like
a car seat. So everything was okay.
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Just it's anytime you're stranded on the
highway, it is scary. Well,
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I think I think actually having Daisy, your three pounds shuahua with you
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while having car trouble with being an
advantage, because I mean there are plenty
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of men that pull over for stranded
bitches and twoss ones too. Really long
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time dot com that's how she flags
down that roadside assistance. I had a
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flat and I got a set of
four new tires. Let's get Jacquelin from
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Brooks Plumbing into the treehouse now two
one, four through six, eight thirty
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eight thirty eight is the number you
need to call for any and all of
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those plumbing once and needs. The
website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. Uh
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I think famous last words, most
of the bad, deep hard freezes are
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going to be behind us in North
Texas. But does that mean people are
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out of the woods and that they're
plumbing's okay or could there still be problems
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that come up. I think at
this point, if you've had a freeze,
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you know about it, even if
it was really small. I mean,
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unless there's just rooms that you never
go in, there's no way that
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you wouldn't know. At this point
in time. I still see people trying
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to pass it off in insurance claims, and that's interesting. And so I
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had a claim that I did for
a homeowner here recently and they're, oh,
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it was the freeze and it was
a new build and it was not
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a freeze. It was just poor
construction. And I've actually kind of been
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seeing that in the industry. There's
been I don't want to say which home
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builder, there's been a lot of
just houses just kind of almost falling down,
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you know, things that weren't completed, joys that weren't properly put together.
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So if you're buying a new new
house, you still need to have
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your brand new house inspected. I
don't know how we went from freezing to
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that, but new houses are not
excused from being defective in any capacity,
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so still get those looked at.
I think we got there because anytime I
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asked you a question, you always
give a very smart, well informed answer,
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and you sometimes expand to other areas, making me feel smart and well
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informed. So thank you. You
can get that as well. So called
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Jaqueline from Brooks Plumbing two one four
three six eight thirty eight thirty eight.
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That's two one fourth three six eight
thirty eight thirty eight, or of course
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the website with the rubber ducky Brooks
Plumbing Texas dot com this week at the
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Dallas Comedy Club in Deep Elm.
You've seen him on FX, Comedy Central
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and NBC's Last Comic Standing, where
he was runner up in a field of
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over a thousand comedians. It's Lachlan
Patterson, man, I love football,
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which it was there on that day
when they're trying to figure out how to
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start the game. That's an interesting
rule that probably the quarterback in the center
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figured that one out, just staring
at the ball. All right, pretty
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much ready to go? How do
you want to start this game? I
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tell you, why, why don't
you just hand me that ball through your
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butt and we'll get going. Excuse
me, just give me that ball through
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your button. We'll play football.
Well, this seems ridiculous. I mean,
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for one thing, I can't even
see you facing the exact ops way.
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How will I know when to give
it to you? Tell you what
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I'll do. I'll get right behind
you and I'll gently rest my hands in
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between your legs, and when I
want the ball, just tap you on
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the nuts a couple of times.
Pall you. That's Lochwin Patterson this Friday
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and Saturday, February ninth and tenth
at Dallas Comedy Club. For tickets,
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go to Dallas Dashcomedyclub dot com.
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home for comedy in DFW is the
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and all of your plumbing wants.
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dot com. And the first segment
was brought to you by the Dallas Comedy
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Club where you can see Lachlan Patterson
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That's Dallas Dash Comedy Club dot com. Raj, can you think of
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that phone number again off the top
of your head? And four eight one
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four nineteen eighty two one four eight
one four nineteen eighty very good. So
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go see ROJS this weekend. Luck
with Lochland Patterson. Give Brooks Plumbing a
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call for any and all of those
plumbing wants and needs. And I don't
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One of the things that I was
looking forward to with this super stupid week
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doing multiple shows, uh you know, days in a row like we used
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to do on the radio, was
being able to talk about things in a
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more timely fashion, like being able
to mention, you know, Toby Keith
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and Carl Weather's dying, or the
fact that Trey got his advancement of Retired
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Person's card in the mail this week
that I might have had to have you
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might have had to have waited a
whole additional week to hear about that,
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But we were able to inform you
almost immediately of that wonderful news to hit
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Trey's home and you and you,
and you got it in February, so
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you just in time for Valentine's to
Day and Black History Month? Is there
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a Retired Person's Month or is that
just? Is that every month? So
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the reason why I bring up the
advantage of being able to talk about things
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as they happen in a more timely
fashion, we can actually talk about current
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events as they currently happen. I
would like to bring up a story we
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heard about many weeks ago, and
that is the news that came out about
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some kid beating Tetris Wow. And
that was serious news to me because I
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didn't even know that was possible.
Like I was able to beat some video
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games back in my day, you
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the Hedgehog, two. I believe
I even beat Mario Brothers a couple of
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times while I, you know,
make sure I found the secret tunnels that
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help you skip like fifteen levels and
get to the end. I was able
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to do that. You know,
there are some other games I've I've been
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quote unquote successful at beating. Did
you ever beat Mike Tyson? I did
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I even beat Mike Tyson back in
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are there are There are two.
There are two games though that I have
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not beaten. One is Mario Kart
against my wife. Right, she's the
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uh, she's the title She's the
title holder in Mario Karton in our house,
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and it's it's really truly mean of
her. Whenever she says, hey,
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you want to you want to play
Mario Kart tonight, she might as
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well just say, hey, do
you want many kick your ass? Tonight?
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Was like. And the other is
Tetris. I loved Tetris when it
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came out. I had a Game
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and I played the hell out of
Tetris. I never even knew it
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was possible to beat that game.
Well. And then a few weeks ago
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news breaks that some kid actually did
it? Oh kid did it? Huh?
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What'sh what's style of asion? Was
he? It's the truly rare Asian
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raj and that is the Oklahoma no, no living in Oklahoma. It's an
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Oklahoma kid, and I think he's
unless he's an even rarer find of Oklahoma
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white Asian. His name is Willis
Gibson. No, it's not. He
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adopted the whitest sounding name, but
like Vietnamese kid adopted by the Gibsons,
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and they just named him based on
the you look it up. Look up
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some kid beat Tetris. You'll see
a photo. It's a kid in some
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glasses. He's thirteen years old and
he's from Oklahoma. He did not beat
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Okay, this is what this is. Okay, you guys got the story
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wrong. How what white kids don't
beat Tetris? Okay, this was right.
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Hey if if his name was Patel, then you would be like,
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yeah, okay, I believe it
solid Yeah, okay, yeah, like
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you know, to lean into hy
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I just try to get a clarification. I'm just asking you, guys,
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what was the last time you guys
wanted spelling bee? You think you're going
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to break Tetris. Let's let's be
honest about our stereotypes. But if it
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was like, hey, I believe
the spelling bee was broken for white people
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when that when that little white boy
was asked to spell nigus. After that,
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no white kids wanted to even try
out. They're like, we're not
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doing this anymores. Okay, that
one's fair. The words are stacked against
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us at that. They're like,
can we skip this word? Like he
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should have like I'd like to pass. Uh no, I'm re okay.
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So if it would have been like
schrasian Jing beat Tetras, something like that
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sounds that sounds about right when it's
like oky thirteen year old Oklahoma Willis Gipson,
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and I just looked it up.
He didn't beat Tetris. He crashed
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the system. He got I'll give
him enough. He got to the high
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enough level to where it crashed the
system. It crashed the game. He
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didn't. He didn't. He didn't
beat it. That's because the game didn't
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have any it didn't have any more
moves, so it just old. It
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always has more moves. The viral
video of Willis Gibson's thirty eight minute game
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posted under his blue Scooty screen name, is the latest spike in nostalgia for
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the addictive and enduring game created by
a Soviet engineer in nineteen eighty four,
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which, by the way, was
a good movie on Apple Plus Yes and
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popularized the Nintendo Entertainment system. To
date, over two hundred official variants of
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Tetris have been released on at least
seventy systems. Let's see thirty eight minute
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viral video Willis Gibson said, after
his feet I'm going to pass out.
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I can't feel my fingers. You
know, ironically, I too had that
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experience as a thirteen year old,
but it certainly a blind to I did
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not go blind permanently, at least
at least not permanently. Maybe maybe that's
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where the memory loss comes from.
If that's the case, we're all screwed.
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That's the real cause of dementia.
That will be a blank slate by
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sixty I would hate to be that
hospice care seeing your forms. You don't
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wanna. It's gonna be a sticky
It's a sticky situation. You want to
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Oh God, don't go in there. All right, we will see you
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tomorrow for a special Friday edition Inside
the Treehouse. See you in there, se
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It is time to leave your worries
outside and join us inside the treehouse.
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Us being meet Daniel Malley along with
Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Day four.
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We're on Day four because today's Thursday
of Super Stupid Week inside the Treehouse
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leading up to Super Bowl fifty eight
in Las Vegas. We are not at
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Radio Row because number one, we
are not on the radio, and number
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two, even when we were on
the radio, we didn't go because they
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didn't want to pay for us to
go to the super Bowl because they would
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well, they knew better. Whereas
we are doing our own celebration of the
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Super Bowl leading up to the Super
Bowl Super Stupid Week inside the Treehouse,
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culminating that's right, we know,
big words in here, culminating with a
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big live show maybe on Monday,
the day after the Super Bowl, as
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long as I get all the technology
figured out between now and then, and
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based on yesterday's fiasco with quote unquote
on air talent trying to be engineers at
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the same time. This is the
reason why radio stations have different departments with
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people doing different things, mainly being
keep the on air talent idiots away from
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as much of the equipment and the
important stuff as possible, because that's the
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engineer's job. So we've had to
learn from engineering on our end. Hang
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on, So given that model,
what happens when you don't have either what
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engineers are on air talent? Uh, well, you get a freaky situation.
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I was wondering how to phrase it, and you did. You did
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it? Say it right? But
well done, you know what. I
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wasn't gonna say anything like that.
But but Trey opened those doors up so
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wide, and I saw it on
his face. He wanted me to bring
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it home and I said, okay, I'll do it for you. Trey.
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Thank you. There are some very
very talented freaks out there. There's
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also some that aren't, but there
are some there. I've played my diplomatic
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role a little bit there. Yeah. Anyway, No, just just just
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just a few the not the caro
what I think anyway, The the dangerous
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side of any sort of content creation, be it broadcast, digital is if
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you have to do your own engineering. And that's a very scary thing for
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someone like me to do. But
I've had to learn a fair amount over
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to over the last year plus,
and I now am I believe in addition
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to being the owner and president or
whatever other made up title I want to
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give myself like a like a vp
AT. iHeart made up titles run amuck
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inside the treehouse. So I am
the owner, I'm the president. I
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could call myself CEO, even though
it's not really applicable in our setup.
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I'm also I'm also now head of
it, which is terrifying that I should
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be in charge of anything involving it. That should be my job it stereotypically
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speaking, it should be. But
instead it's me and Tredy, the two
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white guys trying to tell Raj the
Indian how to get his Internet in computer
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working. I know. That's that's
the sad thing. And the truth matter
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is is that you know, this
is all a product of the fact that
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the greatest accelerator, innovator of the
Internet and technology is porn. So and
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your only Dan's accounts. You know, you you have to stay on the
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forefront. Yeah, I mean,
you've got to sell as many dandos as
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you can. Yeah. Speaking of
which, oh, okay, if if
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all things go according to plan,
which sometimes they do in here, sometimes
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they don't. But if all things
go according to plan, we will be
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introducing a brand new Dando tomorrow inside
the Treehouse. Wow, did we have
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a a former Dando? Oh,
there's there's many former There's there's a whole
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product line raj okay, and it's
been a while since h p LD Inc.
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Has released a new one, and
that will also be in celebration of
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the Super Bowl. Oh really,
Okay, Well, I hope the I
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hope the shipping. The shipping is
swift. That's not the only thing that
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will be swift. All right.
There's something that very important that we need
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to discuss here five minutes into this
Thursday episode of Day five of Super Stupid
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Week Inside the Treehouse, and that
is Trey, you now have something new
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you can whip out on dates.
Yes, I do. And uh,
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reach into my pants and pull this
out. I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
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Okay, what is it, Trey. I'll let you do the honors for
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ra You can tell him what what
what resides in your pants that you'll be
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whipping out on dates consensually? Well, I mean actually probably probably not.
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There might be a little embarrassment with
this. I just like, look at
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it this way. It is impressive, Okay, to soak people to others.
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It might scare some Yeah, oh
wow, I'm gonna show it to
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you. Oh god, oh well
done. But Trey is now an official
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card carrying member of the Association for
Retired Persons. If you if you break
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that out on a first date,
just just know that every Indian everywhere is
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like, he's one of us.
They're just gonna change on like tree ish
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Ish is one of us. Tradgend, we love tragenda. He's one of
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us. I've put it off Applebee's. I'm very excited for you, Trey,
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card carrying member. What's the what
the letters stand for again? It's
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a ARP. Is it the American
Association for Retired Persons? I think it's
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the Association for the Advancement of Retired
Persons Retired People, I think. I
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think you're taking two organizations. I
don't think. I don't think there was
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a merger between a ARP and the
nub A CP. I feel like that
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would have made news, Trey.
That would have been great association. It's
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not enough to be recognized as a
retired person, but we also need to
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make sure that they advanced. Oh
somewhere somewhere, big state, who is
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one of our favorite listeners. And
he also happens to be a black man,
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and I believe he is close to, if not of the age to
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have an AARP card. Is flipping
it over right now to see if it's
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a twofer. The National Association for
the Advancement of Retired People, or I
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mean, according to Trey, if
with that merger would have been great for
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the National Association for the Advancement of
Colored Retired People, Like that'd be amazing.
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I would be so proud to be
a member. You know, early
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nine minutes into this and I feel
like this treehouse is overflowing with stupid I'd
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also like to give us credit on
picking up the flag and for the advancement
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of retired people, a flag that
clearly no one else had the courage to
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pick up. We'll be doing to
five k next month retired people, but
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not just for retired people, the
advancement. We'll try to make Wilford Brimley's
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birthday a national holiday. Started oatmeal
the whole time. Oh well, that
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does remind me that you are to
at the same age as Wilfred Brimley h
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when he's starting cocoon. That is
a piece of information that you told us
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a week or two ago, and
I have not forgotten. It was,
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yeah, like we can age them
up, We're good. So I'm uh,
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I'm wondering, Tray. So,
have you had a chance to use
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your AARP card yet? Did?
Were you able to use that when you
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had tire trouble on seventy five the
other day? No? And the only
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reason because I used my Triple A
membership for that, But no, Yeah,
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I was going to McKinney. And
what's triple A? Is that for
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the advancement of automobiles? Shouldn't be
triple AARP? How many cards do you
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have? You're just bragging at this
point, Triple A. And I think
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I think, I think Big Stacey
gave you one of his a few years
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back. I don't remember. I
remember which car that was, Dan,
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Do you remember, Nope. The
advantage of having a poor memory, it's
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kept me out of trouble many times. That was I do not recall that,
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Senator. You know the only thing
you didn't do was cover the mic
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and then just look over at somebody
like getting advice. I did not recall.
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I have no recollection of anyway.
Uh, You're okay though, after
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the after the the trouble on seventy
five. What happened? I just I
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my right front tire. I luckily
I felt it. I felt something wrong,
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and so I was able to get
over to the right lane, and
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luckily I was right by the Virginia
Parkway exit. So the scariest thing actually
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for me was I had Daisy with
me, and so I'm like worried that
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if, yeah, something happens that
I when I drive and for long distances
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or anything like over fifteen minutes.
I put her in her kennel and I
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actually strap it in the car like
a car seat. So everything was okay.
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Just it's anytime you're stranded on the
highway, it is scary. Well,
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I think I think actually having Daisy, your three pounds shuahua with you
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while having car trouble with being an
advantage, because I mean there are plenty
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of men that pull over for stranded
bitches and twoss ones too. Really long
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time dot com that's how she flags
down that roadside assistance. I had a
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flat and I got a set of
four new tires. Let's get Jacquelin from
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Brooks Plumbing into the treehouse now two
one, four through six, eight thirty
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eight thirty eight is the number you
need to call for any and all of
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those plumbing once and needs. The
website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. Uh
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I think famous last words, most
of the bad, deep hard freezes are
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going to be behind us in North
Texas. But does that mean people are
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out of the woods and that they're
plumbing's okay or could there still be problems
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that come up. I think at
this point, if you've had a freeze,
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you know about it, even if
it was really small. I mean,
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unless there's just rooms that you never
go in, there's no way that
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you wouldn't know. At this point
in time. I still see people trying
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to pass it off in insurance claims, and that's interesting. And so I
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had a claim that I did for
a homeowner here recently and they're, oh,
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it was the freeze and it was
a new build and it was not
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a freeze. It was just poor
construction. And I've actually kind of been
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seeing that in the industry. There's
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builder, there's been a lot of
just houses just kind of almost falling down,
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you know, things that weren't completed, joys that weren't properly put together.
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your brand new house inspected. I
don't know how we went from freezing to
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that, but new houses are not
excused from being defective in any capacity,
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so still get those looked at.
I think we got there because anytime I
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asked you a question, you always
give a very smart, well informed answer,
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and you sometimes expand to other areas, making me feel smart and well
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informed. So thank you. You
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Jaqueline from Brooks Plumbing two one four
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That's two one fourth three six eight
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the website with the rubber ducky Brooks
Plumbing Texas dot com this week at the
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Dallas Comedy Club in Deep Elm.
You've seen him on FX, Comedy Central
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and NBC's Last Comic Standing, where
he was runner up in a field of
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over a thousand comedians. It's Lachlan
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which it was there on that day
when they're trying to figure out how to
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start the game. That's an interesting
rule that probably the quarterback in the center
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figured that one out, just staring
at the ball. All right, pretty
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much ready to go? How do
you want to start this game? I
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tell you, why, why don't
you just hand me that ball through your
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butt and we'll get going. Excuse
me, just give me that ball through
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your button. We'll play football.
Well, this seems ridiculous. I mean,
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for one thing, I can't even
see you facing the exact ops way.
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How will I know when to give
it to you? Tell you what
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I'll do. I'll get right behind
you and I'll gently rest my hands in
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between your legs, and when I
want the ball, just tap you on
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the nuts a couple of times.
Pall you. That's Lochwin Patterson this Friday
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and Saturday, February ninth and tenth
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go to Dallas Dashcomedyclub dot com.
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home for comedy in DFW is the
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Club where you can see Lachlan Patterson
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That's Dallas Dash Comedy Club dot com. Raj, can you think of
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that phone number again off the top
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four nineteen eighty two one four eight
one four nineteen eighty very good. So
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go see ROJS this weekend. Luck
with Lochland Patterson. Give Brooks Plumbing a
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call for any and all of those
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One of the things that I was
looking forward to with this super stupid week
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doing multiple shows, uh you know, days in a row like we used
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to do on the radio, was
being able to talk about things in a
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more timely fashion, like being able
to mention, you know, Toby Keith
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and Carl Weather's dying, or the
fact that Trey got his advancement of Retired
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Person's card in the mail this week
that I might have had to have you
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might have had to have waited a
whole additional week to hear about that,
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But we were able to inform you
almost immediately of that wonderful news to hit
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Trey's home and you and you,
and you got it in February, so
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you just in time for Valentine's to
Day and Black History Month? Is there
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a Retired Person's Month or is that
just? Is that every month? So
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the reason why I bring up the
advantage of being able to talk about things
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as they happen in a more timely
fashion, we can actually talk about current
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events as they currently happen. I
would like to bring up a story we
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heard about many weeks ago, and
that is the news that came out about
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some kid beating Tetris Wow. And
that was serious news to me because I
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didn't even know that was possible.
Like I was able to beat some video
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games back in my day, you
know, I was able to beat Sonic
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the Hedgehog, two. I believe
I even beat Mario Brothers a couple of
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times while I, you know,
make sure I found the secret tunnels that
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help you skip like fifteen levels and
get to the end. I was able
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to do that. You know,
there are some other games I've I've been
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quote unquote successful at beating. Did
you ever beat Mike Tyson? I did
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I even beat Mike Tyson back in
the day. Okay, I still there
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are there are There are two.
There are two games though that I have
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not beaten. One is Mario Kart
against my wife. Right, she's the
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uh, she's the title She's the
title holder in Mario Karton in our house,
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and it's it's really truly mean of
her. Whenever she says, hey,
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you want to you want to play
Mario Kart tonight, she might as
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well just say, hey, do
you want many kick your ass? Tonight?
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Was like. And the other is
Tetris. I loved Tetris when it
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came out. I had a Game
Boy, the old black and white thing,
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and I played the hell out of
Tetris. I never even knew it
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was possible to beat that game.
Well. And then a few weeks ago
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news breaks that some kid actually did
it? Oh kid did it? Huh?
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What'sh what's style of asion? Was
he? It's the truly rare Asian
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raj and that is the Oklahoma no, no living in Oklahoma. It's an
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Oklahoma kid, and I think he's
unless he's an even rarer find of Oklahoma
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white Asian. His name is Willis
Gibson. No, it's not. He
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adopted the whitest sounding name, but
like Vietnamese kid adopted by the Gibsons,
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and they just named him based on
the you look it up. Look up
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some kid beat Tetris. You'll see
a photo. It's a kid in some
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glasses. He's thirteen years old and
he's from Oklahoma. He did not beat
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Okay, this is what this is. Okay, you guys got the story
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wrong. How what white kids don't
beat Tetris? Okay, this was right.
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Hey if if his name was Patel, then you would be like,
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yeah, okay, I believe it
solid Yeah, okay, yeah, like
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you know, to lean into hy
stereotypes, it's not okay for us.
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I just try to get a clarification. I'm just asking you, guys,
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what was the last time you guys
wanted spelling bee? You think you're going
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to break Tetris. Let's let's be
honest about our stereotypes. But if it
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was like, hey, I believe
the spelling bee was broken for white people
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when that when that little white boy
was asked to spell nigus. After that,
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no white kids wanted to even try
out. They're like, we're not
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doing this anymores. Okay, that
one's fair. The words are stacked against
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us at that. They're like,
can we skip this word? Like he
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should have like I'd like to pass. Uh no, I'm re okay.
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So if it would have been like
schrasian Jing beat Tetras, something like that
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sounds that sounds about right when it's
like oky thirteen year old Oklahoma Willis Gipson,
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and I just looked it up.
He didn't beat Tetris. He crashed
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the system. He got I'll give
him enough. He got to the high
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enough level to where it crashed the
system. It crashed the game. He
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didn't. He didn't. He didn't
beat it. That's because the game didn't
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have any it didn't have any more
moves, so it just old. It
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always has more moves. The viral
video of Willis Gibson's thirty eight minute game
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posted under his blue Scooty screen name, is the latest spike in nostalgia for
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the addictive and enduring game created by
a Soviet engineer in nineteen eighty four,
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which, by the way, was
a good movie on Apple Plus Yes and
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popularized the Nintendo Entertainment system. To
date, over two hundred official variants of
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Tetris have been released on at least
seventy systems. Let's see thirty eight minute
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viral video Willis Gibson said, after
his feet I'm going to pass out.
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I can't feel my fingers. You
know, ironically, I too had that
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experience as a thirteen year old,
but it certainly a blind to I did
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not go blind permanently, at least
at least not permanently. Maybe maybe that's
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where the memory loss comes from.
If that's the case, we're all screwed.
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That's the real cause of dementia.
That will be a blank slate by
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sixty I would hate to be that
hospice care seeing your forms. You don't
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wanna. It's gonna be a sticky
It's a sticky situation. You want to
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Oh God, don't go in there. All right, we will see you
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tomorrow for a special Friday edition Inside
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