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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today something beautiful happened on
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the Internet. That is what I call the boomerang. What
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I mean is when there was something you found and
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loved a long time ago that you've forgotten about and
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the Internet and social media found a way to bring
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it back into your life. I am talking specifically about
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one of my favorite videos that I've seen online ever,
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and that is the one that is titled Today. I
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learned that if you play Jonathan frakes Beyond Belief clips
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at half speed, he sounds like a drunk dude asking
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you questions at the bar. If you have not seen this,
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you have not heard this. Prepare yourself for greatness.
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Walked out of a mall into a huge parking area
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and realized you'd forgotten where you parked your car.
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And move on mountain biking.
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Trey, you're one of the biggest Jonathan Frakes fans I know,
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because you're a big star Trek Guy. You love Star
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Trek the Next Generation. Did you ever watch this show
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starring him Beyond Belief Factor Fiction? No? Oh, this started.
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I think it was in the mid nineties, maybe ninety
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seven when the show started, and I don't know how
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long it ran, but it was sort of a Twilight
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Zone type show. He would set up these scenarios that
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would then play out and you had to decide if
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it was factor fiction. But in the early stages of
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the Internet, someone decided if you slowed him down, he
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sounds like a drunk guy at a bar. So here
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you go.
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Have you ever walked out of a mall into a
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huge parking area and realized you'd forgotten where you parked your.
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RAJ? I know, Trey, this is the first time you've
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seen these. This is great. This This is one of
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my favorite This is why I was not I was
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not over selling it when I said this is one
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of my favorite things that the Internet has ever done.
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And so these are all actual setups on the show
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that someone slowed down.
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Everyone biking.
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What do you want to be when you grow up?
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That's the right tip if you call a plumber to
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your home lately.
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I'm supposed to you, so you how much money would
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it take to make you spend the night in the
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cemetery you displayed?
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This is a trophy had Do you have a sweet tooth?
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Do you believe in the power of a curse?
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Be you're hearing?
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I think part of what hurts me on this is
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the fact that we have all had conversations with guys
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like this at a bar. That's why it's so perfect.
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They will stick their nose in conversations that it doesn't belong,
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and they will just start asking you some of the
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most random crap you've ever heard, like.
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You have a pet dishes? I love this. I know.
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I went to college with so many of these guys.
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Planning a trip soon?
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Can you remember the tallest band you've ever seen?
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I've heard I've heard stuff like this. You know we should?
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We should? How fast can you run?
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Well?
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Look, I don't know. Are we running right now? Let's
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let's do it. Let's run.
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All right. Look, I have something I have to admit.
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Since I saw this, I felt inspired, so I decided
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to apply this method to one of our show clips.
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All right, it says Earth is running out of oxygen.
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I think it works.
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It does.
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NASA says Earth is running out of oxygen. And just
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so you know, this is from a real clip from
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the show. This wasn't like I read it for it
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to be slowed down. This is a genuine clip from
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the show that I could pull to apply this to
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see if it would work, and by god, it does.
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NASA says Earth is running out of oxygen, which means
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two things. Number one, the lack of oxygen might explain
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why so many of us keep doing and saying so
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many stupid things.
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I can't believe it.
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And number two, and this is my favorite one, the
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plot of Spaceballs just got real.
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Oh.
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I think we need to rethink our entire show.
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You need to be our sponsor. That's what it is, Trey.
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Like that looks like you need to intervene on Dan
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over there Anyboddy.
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You can't show up to work like.
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This, Trey. I'm glad you feel that way. Hey did
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you hear about the woman attacked with a hammer while
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jogging in a park in Plano? So I decided to
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take some actual local Dallas Fort Worth news and make
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it drunk. Hey did you hear about the woman attacks
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with a hammer while jogging in a park? In Plano.
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She was jogging in bob Woodruff Park when an unknown
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man struck her with a hammer at least twice. She
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reportedly fought back, and the suspect fled the scene. The
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victim was taken to a hospital and treated for non
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life threatening injuries. Police said they later identified seventeen year
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old Sergio noh Dinova Duarte as the suspect thanks to
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some of the evidence he allegedly left behind at the
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crime scene.
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But wait, there's.
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More crime scene. The iconic Easy Bake Oven is back
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and it's selling like hot cakes. However, finding it might
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be difficult because the eye item has already been sold
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out at Walmart and Sam's Club. The toy oven that
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lets kids bake small treats like cakes and cookies safely
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at home. It originally used a light bulb as a
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heat source, but newer versions use a built in heating element.
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Designed for children around eight and older, it comes with
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small pans and baking mixes, allowing kids to learn basic
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baking in a fun, hands on way.
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I can also teach you how to make wine in
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your toilet.
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It is a good recipe. I know because I gave
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it to diddyon.
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It's amazing just slowing it down half speed? Is that
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what you said?
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Yeah, this is actually at about sixty percent here.
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Oh wow.
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And finally, hometown star post Malone is set to perform
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at the Dallas Cowboys Thanksgiving Day game. The Cowboys and
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the Salvation Army announced post Malone is this year's performer
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ahead of the November twenty seven matchup between Dallas and
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Kansas City. Post Malone has become one of the most
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recognizable performers in the world, as accolades include eleven bill
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Board Music Awards, five American Music Awards, and eighteen Grammy nominations.
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And A Partridge and a Pair three.
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I was just gonna throw it out. Make sure you
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talk to Daniel.
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Sorry, Carrie, she knows, oh real quick before we jump
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into a very difficult decision that I'm going to force
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you guys to make.
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Inside the Treehouse, Trey, have your new girlfriend have you
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introduced her to your vulcan eyebrow yet? Has she said
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or done something that you did make that face to
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her about? Or are you still in the honeymoon phase.
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I think we're still in the honeymoon phase.
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On that one.
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All right, let me know how it goes. I'm curious. Yeah, No,
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it's not going to be a defining moment in the relationship.
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Have you guys had your first fight yet?
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No, I can't wait.
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I don't want you to fight. I'm just saying I
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can't wait, especially because you are really really trying, as
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you said the other day, you're trying to be a
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more positive person. And there is nothing that can stress
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that more than being in a relationship. And that's not
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a slam on her or anything. That's just reality.
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I mean, you know, obviously it will happen sooner or later.
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But U no, we actually get along really well.
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So if you had to guess, what do you think,
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I'm not going to finish that one. I'm not going
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to put that on you. That would deep, that would
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be just during the pot trying to cause a fight.
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No, I don't want to do.
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I'll do something stupid. I'll answer your question.
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That's a good response. That's how you stay out of
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a fight. Good job. Okay, time for a very difficult decision.
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I'm going to thrust upon you guys.
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All right.
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A poll by Live Nation that was recently done found
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something very very surprising. But I'm before I give you
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the results, I'm going to pose the question to you. Okay,
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you can only choose one type of entertainment for the
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rest of your life. Okay, okay, you can choose only
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one type of entertainment for the rest of your life.
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Your choices are movies, live sports, or live music. You
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can only pick one.
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What do you choose?
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You can only choose movies, live sports, and live music.
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You have to choose one of those. That's the only
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thing you get to experience as one type of entertainment
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for the rest of your life. Just like the Highlander,
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there can only be one.
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I would go live music.
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Okay, all right, Trey, what about you? You go on
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live music, live sports, or movies.
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I would have to know live sports. Uh, that's it
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seems to present the most variables where you know, if
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he thinks exciting, because yeah, you're gonna see a lot
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of bad movies and yeah, uh I can't think of enough.
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I mean, I at least like sports enough to watch
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and you know, watch a bunch and not live you
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actually just hear some crap that you just didn't want
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Yeah, So I'm fascinated by this again. So this is
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this is a great example. This is a great question
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because there's three choices to make, and there's three of
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us here inside the treehouse, and we've all chosen something different.
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I went with movies partly because the Cowboys disappoint me
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more than movies do, so I feel like I can