Jan. 3, 2025

Fantastical Friday Best Of | Friday January 3, 2025

Fantastical Friday Best Of | Friday January 3, 2025

Today we have a smorgasbord of stupid: Rabid beavers, Girl Scout mafia, and peacock for dinner! Plus, Dan's Haunted AirBnB, murder house, swan attack, and... other things...


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Today we have a smorgasbord of stupid: Rabid beavers, Girl Scout mafia, and peacock for dinner! Plus, Dan's Haunted AirBnB, murder house, swan attack, and... other things...


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M one of the great things that doing this show

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in this fashion, uh. One of the things I love

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about it is being able to do it from wherever

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we want. You know, Trey, you're in Dallas. I'm currently

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in Seattle because the weather's really nice here. And I

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know you don't want to hear that, but it is.

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And Roger, you're stuck in his feet. That's a u

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issue that you have to figure that out on your own.

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But I was in Wichita this morning, so I'll take

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them skip every day.

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Oh God. But there are downsides to being a professional nomad,

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which is kind of what I am now, and that

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is you're not always guaranteed the quality of the place

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that you stay. Right. What I'm talking about is we

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are in our airbnb. It's actually through a different company

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called Furnished Finder. It's for like medium term rentals. The

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only reason I mentioned that is because maybe if they'd

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like to come on and advertise, we'd be happy to

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have them. That being said, I may ruin them here.

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Just briefly.

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The place we're staying in Seattle from Furnished Finder is

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very nice. We like it, we enjoyed it's comfortable, and

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it's in a great location, everything we were looking for. However,

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we think it's haunted. And by we I mean my wife. Okay,

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but as you guys know, if you're in a relationship

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long enough, she becomes.

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Yes.

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So if she thinks the airbnb is haunted, then were haunted?

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Right? Why what's happened?

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I mean just.

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I think they're like, it's just like the bat thing

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where she you know.

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Well, the bats were real, tray I had, I had

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at land on my chest.

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You may have a ghost taken up on it. You

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chest may have a big bull's eye. I don't know.

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I'm just saying, is that like maybe there's a ghost fetish.

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Look, the bats were real, Okay, that was a real thing.

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So you're saying so you're saying, yeah, your wife is

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full of it and it's not haunted.

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No, God, no, I'm not saying that at all.

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You're saying the bats are real. You're being very specific

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at that.

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So what's because it laided on a chest? Now when

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it comes to being haunted, Now, I haven't necessarily felt anything,

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or I haven't had to bundle one up in a

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trash bag and take it outside like I did with

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the bat. But there have been a few weird things,

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and and so I don't want to completely dismiss my

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wife's feelings. That would be bad. But some of the

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things that have happened here in the airbnb that leads

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her slash me to think that it's haunted. The bedroom

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door keeps closing on its own, well, like she'll leave

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it open and come back and it's closed. Also, the

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bathroom door was closed after she left it open. The

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kitchen cabinet was opened after she left it closed, opening

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the bedroom curtains while we're asleep. Terror feels like that's happened. Also,

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there was a there's a there's a mystery tampon in

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the bathroom that we didn't bring.

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Okay, Dan as the resident recovering alcohol, like what you

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more like a bender than it does a haunting.

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You guys should stop drinking during the day.

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Let's go on, Gray, How drug do you think I

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gotta be to venture into tampon territories? I mean, I'll

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give you, I'll give you credit by saying all these

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things that Tara has supposedly witnessed that she thinks a

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ghost is doing good stuff that I just do regularly,

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which is lead doors openly, cabinet doors open, randomly, closing

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a door here and there. But I've I've I've not yet.

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But you but you know the part of the story

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where you guys are just white, like you're still staying there.

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Well yeah, yeah, see that's the white part of you.

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Well look at.

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What does that have to do with race?

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It's why if I knew I closed about from the

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door and or left the door open, and I came

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back and the door was shut, I move. I don't

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live there now. Yeah, but you cabinets, shower curtains. I

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don't know what you're I don't know what you're waiting

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for it. I don't know what part of the ghosts is. Like,

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hey man, I've warned you.

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Well, here's the thing. Let's let's entertain this. Let's say

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that it is a ghost, that it's a ghost, and

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what's it done. All it's done was close a couple

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of doors open, a open a curtain here and there,

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and done something with a tampon that we didn't bring. That.

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That's the only weird part of me. Nothing's gotten dangerous.

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There's no scratches, there's no screaming, there's no climb, there's

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nothing that I've seen in any films that has me worried.

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There's no there's no little girls running around with axes yet.

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Yet that's why I love this man.

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So it's not a matter. So it's it's not a

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matter of if.

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But when yeah sounds like yes.

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I'm just I mean, if you're waiting for it, it's

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telling you to leave.

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How is it telling me to leave?

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It's like I'm telling you to leave now, and you,

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guys just just be white.

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Have you ever in your life walked into a room

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and seen a tampon and go, I want to stay here?

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This is my house now.

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To be fair, this is the first for me all

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the way around. I've never gone into a place where

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there's been a random mystery tampon. So I don't know

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if that if that's supposedly a ghostly warning.

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But you've been to a place where the door shut randomly.

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Allegedly allegedly, I mean, yes, yes.

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Yes, Oh, so you're saying she's making it up?

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No, no, do no, do no, don't you dare tell her? No,

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don't you tell her? I said that.

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Yeah, I can see the mirror behind you. I know

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she's I know where she's at. So you're saying she's lying.

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No, I believe that she believes what she's saying.

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I believe.

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You know, you're not on trial, right, that's only.

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Like, No, you're right, I'm not on trial because if

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I was on trial, i'd have rights.

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Okay, So you're not. You're not scared of the place.

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I'm not, No, I mean because I look at it.

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I'm looking at it from a stereotypical male point of view,

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which is logical.

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Right.

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Why are you laughing at me when I say that?

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I'm just thinking that's gonna be a great promo. Just that.

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O' wa.

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The worst thing that even if it even if this

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place is haunted, what's the worst thing that's happened That

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it opened up a cabinet door.

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So here's what I'm trying to say, is something that

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has no actual like body parts has opened a door.

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And you're okay with that?

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I in my you know, because think about like Ghostbusters

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and the green thing that slimed everyone. Now you throw

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that tampon in the mix, you don't know what's coming next.

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You do touch on something that I am concerned about,

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which is that I've what what what type of spook needs?

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A tampon.

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One with TMS.

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Maybe, so maybe maybe I should leave because imagine my

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face if that thing's come, if that thing comes floating.

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Down the whole way, Ray's not gonna help you.

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As long as it's not dangling from his lips.

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three cook DFW or the website cookdfw dot com. It's

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that time of season, Daniel, and that season is, of course,

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people on their roofs decorating for the holidays. Many people

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already have decorated, which means they're going to take them

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down soon. And is that when they're going to discover

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that maybe they did little damage to their roof when

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they put up Santa Claus and his reindeer.

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Dan, it is that time of the year. Merry Christmas

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to you and to everybody listening. And yes, sir, we

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see a lot of roof damage, especially around the edges

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of the people's homes. A lot of people will skirt

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around the sides because they get scared about going too

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far up and they kind of hold themselves up around

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the edge as they're plugging the lights around, or they'll

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hold the ladder against the side of the roof and

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they'll damage the shingles all the way around the edges.

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So there's a lot of things that happen to shingles,

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and it may not damage it right away enough to leak,

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but it's going to potentially put it there. So we

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always suggest having your roof checked out once a year,

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at least obviously for all the weather that we have,

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but especially if you know you've had people on top

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of your roof hanging lights or decorations, or you know

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you see some shingles that are starting to fold on

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the corner, so let us come out. Let's do an inspection.

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May need some minor repairs, but it could save you

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potentially thousands of dollars.

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Later on eight three three cook DFW. That's eight three

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three cook DFW or that website cookdfw dot com.

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You're listening to the tree House.

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Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

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You in that first segment, you are the first two segments,

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you will have noticed that my television behind me here

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was not on. Uh, And as we went into that

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last commercial break talking about the ghost that I don't

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think is real, the TV turned on by itself.

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This is when every person of color leaves the building.

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I don't know why you're still sitting there. We used

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to be doing this podcast from the Starbucks. I don't

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want I saw it turn on.

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I was like, please tell me, because I can see normally.

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I can see Tara through the mirror behind and I

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was like, there's no Terra.

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Yeah, no, TERA's not at her desk, she's in the bedroom.

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That TV turned on by itself. Yeah, and you're staying.

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Yeah, how much was the deposit? Like, I'm just real stubborn, Okay,

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I'll send you money. I also hate moving, and I've done.

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I've moved a lot recently, so I'd really like to

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stay here for a few more weeks.

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I'm just saying I will send you money.

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Please leave.

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I don't know what has to happen to you.

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If Tara just starts floating behind you, I'm like, I'm out.

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I don't I'm.

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I'm quoting the show. I'm moving out of Mesquite. I'm

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not going to tell you where I live now.

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If the TV just gets stuck on the Hallmark channel.

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Or Risolian Aisles. If that's if you're not on that show.

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I don't know why you watch it, but no, I

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don't know what it will take for you to leave

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this place. Turned on as we're doing the show.

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I think it was in sleep mode.

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Sure, so it was the ghost.

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Someone the ghost woke up, so did the TV?

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Yeah, what a lot of people do? Wake up? Flip

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on the TV.

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And see what the previous tenant was logged into on

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which apps?

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Or can we scare Dan today?

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I don't know what the motivation is, but I if

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that would have happened to me, See you, I have

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no love loss like, I'll leave every relationship. I'll walk

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out on people. I don't that TV turned on while

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I was just sitting here.

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No, but you stay, Yes, I don't think. I'm sure

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there's a reasonable logical explanation for it.

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So you think you're wife's full of it? Oh, it

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sounds like it sounds like what you're saying.

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That I believe. I believe that she believes in what

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she's saying.

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She's delusional.

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Oh no, no, no, no, see now I'm now I'm

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actually afraid.

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Damn they get another place for a whole different reason.

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I guess where I'm coming. It's gonna be you, Me

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and Daisy Tray.

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And the cat.

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Speaking of couples, I'm not sure if you guys are

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ready for this, but neither were they. I love this

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story so much, I think I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm

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going to read it almost verbatim, muh as it was

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sent to me. Okay, Around six pm on Monday evening,

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a couple set out from a public dock on their

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paddle boards, paddling a mile through the Cattails and Tavoli

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Bays to the railroad bridge where the bay empties into

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the Hudson River. This is upstate New York. The water

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was still and the sky was painted with orange light.

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The bay, which lies beneath the shore and the Amtrak

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railroad causeway is filled with reed covered berms with open

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water channels. One of them said, it was peaceful. The

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place is awesome. There are birds and fish jumping and

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catching their dinner. And there are beavers, cute beavers. I

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thought it was just super. Halfway back to the dock,

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they saw a big cute beaver coming right towards them

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immediately stopped. Maybe it was curious, they thought, or perhaps

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they accidentally got too close to its dam and it

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was warning them off. The notion that the beaver could

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be rabid never entered their minds. It circled around them,

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then slammed in to the tail of the husband's board,

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knocking him to his knees. Then coming around to the

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left side of the board, the beaver struck again, this

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time chomping into the durable, hard plastic of the board,

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inches away from his flesh. He says, it latched on,

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and I'm just staring down at this beaver. I'm seeing

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its big buck teeth and its beady, little angry eyes,

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and I'm sort of having this surreal moment thinking there's

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no way this is happening right now. I need this

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board to stay inflated. I'm not processing that there might

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be imminent danger associated with interacting with this beaver. Instead

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of fear, in those first few seconds, he says, he

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was thinking about how the high quality, pricey paddle board

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was now ruined and they weren't going to be able

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to use it again. Now there's a beaver with his

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teeth sunk through it, and I'm watching the air spurred

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out into his face, thinking this is going to deter him.

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No such luck.

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In case you couldn't figure this out, a couple in

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upstate New York had a arrowing tussle with a rabid

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beaver near the Hudson River.

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A white couple.

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Yep, I was gonna say. I didn't want to say it.

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I was waiting, who's gonna mention it? They're they're white people.

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They're people.

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They're the same people that when the TV comes on,

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they don't leave.

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I mean when the TV comes on by itself.

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Yes, they don't leave.

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They just keep paddling.

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It's you. It's a story about you. No, it's not.

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And the woman was probably saying, oh, honey, let's take

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it home.

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As it's chewing through his leg. The next thing you know,

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it shows up on your Instagram feed as a new

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post from the DODO talking about how they rescued a

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rabbid beaver and the man now only has one foot left.

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Yes, no person of color was injured in the story.

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All essays paddle boarding.

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Paddle boarding Upstate New York.

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Rabbit beaver.

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And and we paused for a second.

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For the white folks to catch up.

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Any one of color. It looks like a road runner.

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Dot com.

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You're in the treehouse. This is online and treehouse on

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air dot com.

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It's time for some news, but not just any news,

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the most stupid news that we could find. This is

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actually a sad story and I need to put on

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my my serious face and my straight pants here. A

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YouTuber has been arrested and detained in India after cooking

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and eating a peacock. That's my people, a video posted

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to Kodan Prene Kumar's channel of him consuming a curry

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apparently made from the bird is a protected national species.

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The police said he was detained on Monday and jailed

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after other videos in his mobile phone confirmed that the

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bird he cooked was suspected to be a peacock. Now,

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Kumar has denied the allegations of recording himself cooking and

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eating a peacock and then posting it on YouTube. However,

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evidence in the form of the YouTube video he posted,

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which is titled Traditional Peacock Curry Recipe, says he's probably guilty.

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He tried saying no, no, no, that's not peacock, that's chicken.

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So what the investigators did was is they found a

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pot of the leftover peacock curry with quotations and sent

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it to a forensic lab for testing. So if it

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comes back as peacock, he's a he's gonna be in

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trouble in India.

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Yes, And it's like the Wild West over there too,

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like the comps can beat confessions of you like they

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still do. Oh yeah, So he might have just made

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chicken kirky.

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And a video that pissed off the cop.

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He's like, I'm gonna rest his kind and whoop his ass.

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It's very much like that. I was there for a

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buddy of mine's wedding in two thousand and the cop

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would stop, like I would have car service come pick

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me up and take me back to my aunt uncle's

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place from the wedding venue.

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And I get stopped by the same cop every night.

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And finally I was just like, I'm gonna be here

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for two more weeks.

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How much do you?

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How much money do you Because they just bought bribes,

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I was like, how much money do you need? And

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at first I was very like, hey, you can't do this,

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you can't it's extortion, and he's like, I'll put you

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in prison and your family won't hear from you for

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the next couple of weeks.

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So what do you want to do? And I was like,

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cool man, how much is it gonna take? And he

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told me the amount and I was like that that's

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about eight dollars. You may have that.

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It is very much uh on that on that level.

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So I'm sure that they the kid was just making

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a video and uh, now he's sitting in Do you

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know what city this isn't?

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Do you know what part of India?

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Sure, I can give you some more details. I left

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a lot of them out because I don't know the

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region and I don't know how to pronounce the city's names.

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That's when you send me the story first and.

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Think about that. I like to surprise you with with things.

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Yes, my middle name is also Kumar.

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So so he is now in jail on fourteen days

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remand under the Wildlife Protection Act of India and now

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the court will decide whether he'd remain inside or get bail.

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That's according to the police superintendent in the southern state

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of Telangana.

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You want to spell it.

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T E L A N G A n A. Now

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the what stating again Telangana telling God I was pretty close.

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The suspect, Prene Kumar from Fungalapai near Hyderabad, Yeah, denied

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the allegations, claiming the dish was made with chicken. Once published,

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the video provoked a backlash from social media unit from

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social media users, some of whom accused the would be

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social media star of promoting illegal wildlife consumption and disrespecting

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a national symbol. According to the Times of India, further

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investigation claims his YouTube channel found a video demonstrating how

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to cook a wild boar curry, which raised concerns about

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whether it promoted illegal hunting. The Indian peacock, identified with

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its vibrant blue color and a regal wingspan among males,

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holds special symbolic importance in India.

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I was about to ask it, Raj if they've if

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it's like a religious symbol or something, because if you've

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ever been around peacocks, they're really men birds.

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That's gonna say this same thing.

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I don't think they're I know they do a lot

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of like they sell a lot of I don't know

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how this works, but they sell a lot of like

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the peacock feathers, like they make pens out of them,

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They make jewelry out of them, so maybe that's why.

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But they're very mean.

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Yeah, they're actually I don't know what a group of

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peacocks is called, but there is a number of them

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on the island. You should be sorry.

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I just saw a space light up and I knew

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it was about to happen.

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A group of peacocks is called a gang bang. So

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which knows? You look really really ashamed.

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I'm ashamed of you and proud of you at the

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same time. I don't know. I think this is what

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being a father's like, Like I don't want to claim you,

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but I love you.

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Anyway. There are a handful of peacocks on the island

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of Saint John. They're they're wild and they you know

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they're They roam around. I'm pulled into a gas station once.

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I almost ran one over because it was hidden behind

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a little half wall. But they seem pretty docile.

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I don't.

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I don't see them jumping on anyone without their consent.

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No, but they do like they they've been known to.

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They do.

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They're very very territorial birds, so like if you're in

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their space, like they'll come after you. It's like the geese,

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like the park or whatever like that comes after you

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forgetting too close swans.

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Wi swans will do that as well. I can speak

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from experience. A swan will attack you.

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Oh really, you've been a time by swan? How do

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we not know this story?

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I've told it before.

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Get attacked by a swan? Okay, yeah, I've never heard it.

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What happened?

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I'm me to tell you, all right. So there I was.

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I was twelve or thirteen years old. My mom and

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I were on a vacation at a place called the

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Wio Ranch outside of San Antonio, Texas, and we were

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doing a little horseback ride. And the dudes that worked

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this vacation dude Ranch, had told us that if we

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ever go by this particular pond, be aware of the

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black swan. And well, we go buy this pond. I

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get off my horse and I'm walking around. I think

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I'm skipping rocks in this pond, and out of nowhere,

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my mom screams, look out, she's still on her horseback.

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I look off to my left and I see this

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black swan coming out of the water with its huge

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wings flapping and coming at me and squawking at me.

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And my mom bought us Cowboy boots for the trip.

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So I'm wearing Cowboy boots which are brand new, which

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anyone that's ever had new Cowboy boots, No, they're very

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slippery on the bottom because they're not scuffed up yet.

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So I slipped to my brand new ropers on the

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rocks on the shore of this pond, and I slip

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and I fall, and next thing I know, this huge

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black swan is over the top of me, attacking me

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with its wings and trying to peck at me with

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its beak. So I did the one thing I knew

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to do from fourth grade taekwondo, and that was to

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sidekick it in the neck.

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Okay, all right, well you know I mean.

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And back into the pond it went. And back on

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the horse I got and rode off into the sunset,

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vowing never to return to that pond again and wondering

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why did this swan have to be black?

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You can't have a gang bang without a black swan.

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It you're listening to the tree House.

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Visit us online, that treehouse on air dot com.

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You're listening to the tree House.

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Visit us online, that treehouse on air dot com.

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But thank you Trey for sending me the story about

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how a man lives in a murder house. That does

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remind me that I need to check the address of

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this airbnb where I'm staying, to see if there's anything

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in the news about this particular address that needs to be,

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you know, known, because that's what the article that you

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sent me about that guy said was. It was titled

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I live in a murder house. This is what it's

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really like. When Mike Covell's young daughter asked one evening,

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where's the old lady who sings to me? His blood

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ran cold. There was no elderly woman in their house

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on Severn Street in the Hull. This is in England somewhere.

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It was just Mike, his wife, three year old Bradley,

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and two year old daughter Alyssa. He said. We moved

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on to Severn Street in two thousand and seven. I

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was born on the street. My parents still live there.

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We wanted to move closer to them. One morning, my

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son woke up and told me there was a man

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standing at his door with a bit of wood in

476
00:29:38.759 --> 00:29:41.440
his hand. A few nights later he woke up again,

477
00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:43.720
this time screaming. I ran into his room and leaned

478
00:29:43.759 --> 00:29:45.359
in to give him a hug. As I did, my

479
00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:50.079
son whispered, he's behind you now. I turned around and

480
00:29:50.119 --> 00:29:53.119
there was no one there. Meanwhile, my daughter was adamant.

481
00:29:53.160 --> 00:29:55.759
There was an old lady who sang to her inside

482
00:29:55.799 --> 00:30:00.480
the house. The home is nestled in a quiet residenti area,

483
00:30:00.559 --> 00:30:02.640
just a stone's throw away from a busy man road.

484
00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:06.319
The tree lined street full of twentieth century terraced houses

485
00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:08.920
seemed unassuming enough when Mike moved in. I'd like to

486
00:30:08.920 --> 00:30:11.400
point out that that description of their neighborhood in England

487
00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:13.200
sounds a lot like this one outside my window here.

488
00:30:14.319 --> 00:30:18.240
The self confessed history buff who runs amazing whole tours

489
00:30:19.319 --> 00:30:23.079
decided to research his house after his kid's strange experiences.

490
00:30:23.240 --> 00:30:25.759
What a coincidence a guy that happens to be a

491
00:30:25.839 --> 00:30:29.559
history buff moved into a house that apparently murder took place,

492
00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:33.400
and he runs tours in the neighborhood. What are the

493
00:30:33.559 --> 00:30:39.200
odds of his house being haunted? Could back to the story.

494
00:30:39.480 --> 00:30:42.359
Could something have happened there which led to his children's

495
00:30:42.400 --> 00:30:46.200
experiences with ghosts? Was the house haunted? A few weeks

496
00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:48.279
after moving in, the data too went to his city's

497
00:30:48.359 --> 00:30:50.279
archives and started the search for his street name and

498
00:30:50.400 --> 00:30:52.960
number one article from the Whole Time's newspaper soon caught

499
00:30:52.960 --> 00:30:57.400
his eye. Murder on Severn Street. He read on discovered

500
00:30:57.400 --> 00:30:59.960
that on April first, nineteen forty five, a former owner

501
00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:03.400
of the home, forty nine year old Emily Garbett, had

502
00:31:03.400 --> 00:31:05.599
been bludgeoned to death with an axe by her lodger

503
00:31:05.680 --> 00:31:10.000
of fifteen years sixty nine year old Fred Watson. Mike says,

504
00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:12.119
I kept going through the articles. Basically, Emily was at

505
00:31:12.160 --> 00:31:13.960
home in a rocking chair in the room I'm speaking

506
00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:16.839
from now. When Watson came back from work, he grabbed

507
00:31:16.839 --> 00:31:18.599
an axe, put it through her head six times, and

508
00:31:18.680 --> 00:31:20.640
drag her body into a room at the back of

509
00:31:20.640 --> 00:31:22.799
the property. He switched on the gas and took a

510
00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:25.920
rusty knife to try to end his own life. Neighbors

511
00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:28.079
heard the noise called police, who knocked down the door

512
00:31:28.119 --> 00:31:30.640
and took Watson to the hospital. He was found guilty

513
00:31:30.680 --> 00:31:33.720
of Emily's murder. Deemed to be insane, he was spared

514
00:31:33.759 --> 00:31:38.079
from execution. Instead, he was sent to De La Pole Hospital,

515
00:31:38.119 --> 00:31:42.319
a former psychiatric unit, and there he killed himself.

516
00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:45.559
So that would have been like a little piece of

517
00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:47.599
wood that he was holding in his hand was the

518
00:31:47.640 --> 00:31:49.319
axe handle probably.

519
00:31:49.839 --> 00:31:53.319
And this is the owner of the home, Mike pointing

520
00:31:53.359 --> 00:31:55.920
to the corner in which Emily was alleged to have

521
00:31:55.960 --> 00:31:59.279
been murdered in his house. So he's very serious there

522
00:31:59.279 --> 00:32:04.400
as he points to that ugly wallpaper. So in order

523
00:32:04.400 --> 00:32:07.359
to make me feel better about, uh, the staying in

524
00:32:07.640 --> 00:32:13.039
an alleged haunted Airbnb, my good buddy Trey sent me

525
00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:16.240
a article talking about how a dude lives in a

526
00:32:16.279 --> 00:32:17.400
murder house and what it's like.

527
00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:22.680
Thank you, well, you can write a part two.

528
00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:31.319
I'm stuck with the sequel. Yeah, sequels are are rarely

529
00:32:31.359 --> 00:32:32.240
better than the.

530
00:32:32.240 --> 00:32:36.200
Original sequel in Seattle. That's uh, that's what you can

531
00:32:36.240 --> 00:32:37.599
do now.

532
00:32:37.720 --> 00:32:40.240
This actually would be titled Sleepless in Seattle too, just

533
00:32:40.279 --> 00:32:41.559
for two very different reasons.

534
00:32:42.359 --> 00:32:47.480
I think it's a ballsy that that they still live there,

535
00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:49.880
they still stay, they're still staying in the murder house.

536
00:32:50.799 --> 00:32:51.559
But that's.

537
00:32:53.799 --> 00:32:55.440
I mean, I don't want to go with stereotypes, but

538
00:32:55.440 --> 00:32:58.880
I'm just saying, like the white people didn't leave the

539
00:32:58.920 --> 00:33:02.559
murder House like I would have left my kids. Like

540
00:33:03.440 --> 00:33:05.680
it's like the minute that kid was like he's behind you,

541
00:33:05.720 --> 00:33:08.519
I'm like, I'll miss you, and then I would just walk.

542
00:33:08.400 --> 00:33:10.440
You, you, as a person of color, said you would

543
00:33:10.480 --> 00:33:12.559
leave your kids. Yeah, and you're saying you don't want

544
00:33:12.559 --> 00:33:13.680
to lean into stereotypes.

545
00:33:14.839 --> 00:33:18.200
I'm just saying, if he says he's behind you, that's

546
00:33:18.200 --> 00:33:21.240
when I'm like, I love you, but I have to

547
00:33:21.279 --> 00:33:21.720
go now.

548
00:33:21.960 --> 00:33:24.200
And when Timmy says he's behind you and you turn

549
00:33:24.240 --> 00:33:26.599
around and nothing's there, that's when that's when you're.

550
00:33:27.839 --> 00:33:29.440
That I'm not even I'm not even taking a bag.

551
00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:32.200
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna leave. They can all

552
00:33:32.200 --> 00:33:33.960
stay if they want to come, start walking down the

553
00:33:33.960 --> 00:33:34.519
street with me.

554
00:33:34.680 --> 00:33:37.759
But no, you wouldn't. You wouldn't be concerned and think

555
00:33:37.799 --> 00:33:41.000
that maybe maybe your child is schizophrenic as opposed to

556
00:33:41.359 --> 00:33:43.759
maybe seeing a ghost.

557
00:33:44.839 --> 00:33:47.599
So I so I would have to like evaluate his

558
00:33:47.680 --> 00:33:50.519
mental health. Uh at that, like at four o'clock in

559
00:33:50.519 --> 00:33:52.279
the morning, when he's screaming he's behind you.

560
00:33:52.319 --> 00:33:54.359
Saying if if if I have a kid and he

561
00:33:54.400 --> 00:33:56.599
says he's behind you and I turn around there's nothing there,

562
00:33:56.759 --> 00:34:00.319
I'm going to jump to a logical, uh you know,

563
00:34:00.839 --> 00:34:03.680
hypothesis and think that my kid has suffering some some

564
00:34:03.880 --> 00:34:06.920
from some sort of mental illness, not that there was

565
00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:08.920
an axe murdering ghost in the house.

566
00:34:09.159 --> 00:34:11.280
Well, I'm leaving the mom behind too, so she might

567
00:34:11.280 --> 00:34:11.719
find out.

568
00:34:18.760 --> 00:34:20.159
I didn't say she was coming with.

569
00:34:21.639 --> 00:34:23.119
Kind of monster do you think he is?

570
00:34:24.719 --> 00:34:25.760
I don't want to find out.

571
00:34:27.079 --> 00:34:29.360
And now I lie. You've never been married.

572
00:34:35.239 --> 00:34:38.320
Visit us online on air dot com.

573
00:34:38.800 --> 00:34:41.039
I take it back, I'm wrong about that. Now I

574
00:34:41.119 --> 00:34:42.119
know why you're divorced.

575
00:34:47.639 --> 00:35:02.719
Visit us online on air dot com.

576
00:35:03.039 --> 00:35:07.119
You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse

577
00:35:07.199 --> 00:35:16.719
on air dot com.

578
00:35:16.760 --> 00:35:20.400
And if you're looking for creative ways to make some money,

579
00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:26.199
I've got one for you. A man has been sentenced

580
00:35:26.239 --> 00:35:28.840
for selling drugs near a drug treatment center.

581
00:35:32.719 --> 00:35:34.000
Captive audience.

582
00:35:35.880 --> 00:35:42.679
Brilliant. Mohammed Muse, a thirty seven year old from Kent, Washington,

583
00:35:43.119 --> 00:35:47.079
was sentenced on Monday in US District Court two thirty

584
00:35:47.079 --> 00:35:49.840
months in prison and three years of supervised release for

585
00:35:49.880 --> 00:36:03.880
selling narcotics near a drug treatment center. Well creative or

586
00:36:05.199 --> 00:36:09.280
a go getter, judge, real, what's that?

587
00:36:09.639 --> 00:36:13.039
It's very entrepreneurial, Like that's very that's uh, we should

588
00:36:13.039 --> 00:36:15.719
be we should be giving him a pat on the

589
00:36:15.760 --> 00:36:16.639
back like well done.

590
00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:20.280
But well, the the US district judge saw it differently.

591
00:36:21.440 --> 00:36:24.880
He said fentanyl is an extremely dangerous drug that has

592
00:36:24.880 --> 00:36:28.239
been ravaging our community. I am particularly concerned with the

593
00:36:28.280 --> 00:36:33.519
targeting of a methodode clinic. You know, it sounds it

594
00:36:33.559 --> 00:36:37.119
sounds to me like he got a harsher sentence based

595
00:36:37.119 --> 00:36:40.480
on the location of him selling drugs near a drug

596
00:36:40.480 --> 00:36:41.159
treatment center.

597
00:36:43.880 --> 00:36:45.960
Makes me feel a lot better about myself that I've

598
00:36:45.960 --> 00:36:48.639
told Girl Scouts, you know, to go to AA meetings

599
00:36:48.639 --> 00:36:51.360
and just camp outside and you will sell out everything.

600
00:36:54.760 --> 00:36:57.559
There was one time and uh raj, you can back

601
00:36:57.639 --> 00:37:00.440
me up on this because you as well have gone

602
00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:04.719
to Quinland's and Carleton. It is during the daytime. It

603
00:37:04.800 --> 00:37:10.920
is a very popular regulars type bar, so much so

604
00:37:11.199 --> 00:37:15.079
that one of the regular customers had his niece, who's

605
00:37:15.119 --> 00:37:19.800
a Girl Scout, set up right inside the front door

606
00:37:20.360 --> 00:37:26.360
of Quinland's to sell Girl Scout cookies. I think she's

607
00:37:26.599 --> 00:37:28.480
still celebrating in Disney World.

608
00:37:32.199 --> 00:37:37.280
She bought Stop now, were they buying on the way

609
00:37:37.360 --> 00:37:38.920
in or on the way out?

610
00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:46.119
Yes, because you guilt purchase on the way in, because

611
00:37:46.119 --> 00:37:48.760
if you don't purchase on the way into the bar,

612
00:37:49.440 --> 00:37:52.800
she's already inside the bar. She's just gonna stare at

613
00:37:52.840 --> 00:37:56.320
you with a sad girl Scout face until you come

614
00:37:56.360 --> 00:38:00.800
back and buy some cookies. And then because as you're drinking,

615
00:38:01.519 --> 00:38:04.920
what's gonna happen, you're gonna have You're gonna have some cocktails,

616
00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:07.159
and then when you leave, you're gonna be like, you

617
00:38:07.199 --> 00:38:09.960
know what I need more of are some tagalongs and

618
00:38:10.000 --> 00:38:12.760
some samoas, and now you're gonna buy a whole other

619
00:38:13.440 --> 00:38:16.440
caseload of cookies on the way out. She probably only

620
00:38:16.440 --> 00:38:18.559
had to sell cookies for one day of the entire

621
00:38:18.800 --> 00:38:20.960
run of the Girl Scout cookie campaign.

622
00:38:21.719 --> 00:38:23.000
Yeah, they are the devil.

623
00:38:23.440 --> 00:38:25.320
I just want I mean, I want everybody to be

624
00:38:25.400 --> 00:38:27.480
aware of my stance of the Girl Scouts.

625
00:38:27.960 --> 00:38:29.280
They are a product of Satan.

626
00:38:29.599 --> 00:38:30.960
Okay, I didn't know if you were talking about the

627
00:38:31.000 --> 00:38:32.280
girls themselves or the cookies.

628
00:38:32.639 --> 00:38:34.320
No, I mean they're they're part of his legion.

629
00:38:35.320 --> 00:38:39.760
They are they are equally as guilty as Satan himself.

630
00:38:40.400 --> 00:38:45.159
Because I didn't think and I don't I don't have kids,

631
00:38:45.360 --> 00:38:47.519
so I shouldn't have to think this. But I was

632
00:38:47.559 --> 00:38:49.679
coming out of the tom Thumb and Carrollton off of

633
00:38:49.679 --> 00:38:54.599
Frankfurt and there they were. There's four of them and

634
00:38:54.639 --> 00:38:55.920
a mom and they're like.

635
00:38:55.920 --> 00:38:57.719
You want to buy cookies, mister. And first of all,

636
00:38:57.760 --> 00:39:00.840
nobody says mister anymore. We're not in the fifties. But

637
00:39:01.280 --> 00:39:02.840
they have a little program or whatever.

638
00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:05.320
And I go, ah, don't have any cash and I

639
00:39:05.440 --> 00:39:06.760
this actually came out of my mouth.

640
00:39:07.000 --> 00:39:08.920
I go, I don't have any cash. And she pulled

641
00:39:08.920 --> 00:39:16.840
out the square and out loud, I went, bitch, here's

642
00:39:16.840 --> 00:39:18.880
the thing that the cookies.

643
00:39:19.519 --> 00:39:21.480
Here's the thing though. Either you take your card and

644
00:39:21.519 --> 00:39:25.119
you tap that square and buy some cookies, or the

645
00:39:25.159 --> 00:39:28.079
demons will come out if you don't buy those cookies.

646
00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:31.159
And you know what's gonna happen. I've seen it. Their

647
00:39:31.199 --> 00:39:32.199
heads start spinning.

648
00:39:32.559 --> 00:39:36.679
Yeah, I was like, you little bitch. And then yeah,

649
00:39:36.719 --> 00:39:40.199
I ended up having to buy I even bought one

650
00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:41.480
that was on a wait list. They had a new

651
00:39:41.519 --> 00:39:43.119
one that came out last year. I can't remember what

652
00:39:43.199 --> 00:39:45.920
flavored it was. And I was like, okay, here and

653
00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:48.079
I gave them my address. I'm like, here, you go,

654
00:39:48.679 --> 00:39:50.360
have the devil drop it off himself.

655
00:39:50.840 --> 00:39:53.679
Uh yeah, so there. When I see them, I'll literally

656
00:39:53.679 --> 00:39:55.480
go anywhere else, Like I'm going to the grocery store.

657
00:39:55.480 --> 00:39:58.079
I'll get back in the car. I'm like, I can't you.

658
00:39:57.960 --> 00:39:59.760
Have to watch out for the Girl Scouts man, because

659
00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:02.239
they've gotten more aggressive over the years. They'll chase you down.

660
00:40:05.440 --> 00:40:07.800
It's to me. To me, one of the most terrifying

661
00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:09.920
events of my life was walking up to a home

662
00:40:09.960 --> 00:40:12.599
depot and seeing a Girl Scout troops set up trying

663
00:40:12.639 --> 00:40:15.960
to sell cookies. Because here's the thing. If you didn't

664
00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:19.039
buy the cookies, they had the Girl Scout enforcers with

665
00:40:19.159 --> 00:40:22.039
the chains and the pickaxes and all the other weaponry

666
00:40:22.079 --> 00:40:25.960
found inside of a home depot to help gently persuade

667
00:40:26.000 --> 00:40:28.760
you into buying a box of soamobas if.

668
00:40:28.679 --> 00:40:30.280
You don't believe that they're the devil. There was a

669
00:40:30.320 --> 00:40:33.280
mom that put her kid inside of a bar during

670
00:40:33.320 --> 00:40:36.000
the day. It was like sell it, your baby. Sell here.

671
00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:40.639
You're not legally supposed to even be in this establishment,

672
00:40:40.880 --> 00:40:42.079
but this is where you sell.

673
00:40:42.440 --> 00:40:46.719
But you get special dispensation if you're a Girl Scout. Yeah,

674
00:40:46.800 --> 00:40:49.159
because even the TABC if they rolled in, they would

675
00:40:49.199 --> 00:40:52.159
have been like, well allow it, give me a pack of.

676
00:40:52.159 --> 00:41:06.800
In minutes BRIBC with samoas. You didn't see nothing that.

677
00:41:05.039 --> 00:41:07.239
You're in the treehouse.

678
00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:27.559
Visit us online a treehouse on air dot com.

679
00:41:27.719 --> 00:41:29.519
You're listening to the Treehouse.

680
00:41:30.119 --> 00:41:36.440
Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.

681
00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:39.199
I have done it like a couple of drugs since

682
00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:41.760
we've been here, but nothing major because I'd like you, Trey.

683
00:41:41.880 --> 00:41:45.679
I don't like uh, being out of control. I don't

684
00:41:45.719 --> 00:41:49.320
like altered states type of stuff. That's why I've never done.

685
00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:50.920
Being in a fog and not remembering things.

686
00:41:51.519 --> 00:41:51.800
M M.

687
00:41:52.559 --> 00:41:54.159
Yeah, see, I've already got that on my own. I

688
00:41:54.159 --> 00:41:56.639
don't need drugs to enhance that.

689
00:41:56.639 --> 00:41:59.159
That'd be amazing if we'd made you remember everything like

690
00:41:59.199 --> 00:42:02.079
it just had the adverse effect on you, just remembered

691
00:42:02.119 --> 00:42:03.000
like you just based.

692
00:42:02.719 --> 00:42:05.280
On recent experiments. That's not the case, Okay.

693
00:42:05.320 --> 00:42:07.639
I was like, maybe you just turned into good wool hunting.

694
00:42:09.400 --> 00:42:11.000
So chalkboard is safe around me.

695
00:42:11.519 --> 00:42:16.320
Just start solving that problems. Yeah.

696
00:42:16.360 --> 00:42:20.199
The while we've beginning lots and lots of things delivered,

697
00:42:20.599 --> 00:42:22.719
cannabis has not been one of them, although we did.

698
00:42:22.920 --> 00:42:24.719
We did stop into a shop the other day and

699
00:42:25.079 --> 00:42:27.199
get a couple of gummies, and turns out I have

700
00:42:27.239 --> 00:42:30.599
to be careful with those because we we did know

701
00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:33.000
going into it. Some of the best advice that you

702
00:42:33.079 --> 00:42:36.599
can be given and that you should follow, and that

703
00:42:36.760 --> 00:42:42.039
is don't ever eat edibles when you're hungry, Yeah, otherwise

704
00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:43.840
you end up like that dude who actually was on

705
00:42:43.880 --> 00:42:47.159
a flight from Seattle to Dallas with no shirt and

706
00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:52.599
him saying he ate twenty edible cookies and getting hauled

707
00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:55.079
off and zip ties by federal authorities.

708
00:42:58.119 --> 00:42:58.400
Yeah.

709
00:42:58.480 --> 00:43:00.840
I and also listen to the direct when they say, like,

710
00:43:00.880 --> 00:43:03.400
if you don't smoke often, it could take up to

711
00:43:03.440 --> 00:43:08.119
an hour to kick in, because I never thought i'd

712
00:43:08.119 --> 00:43:12.559
ever witness anybody overdose on weed. And then my ex

713
00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:15.400
wife we went to the dispensary that was by the house,

714
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:21.639
got a chocolate bar. It says weight depending on regularity

715
00:43:21.760 --> 00:43:25.320
or whatever, how often you smoke, wait between fifteen minutes.

716
00:43:25.000 --> 00:43:25.480
To an hour.

717
00:43:26.639 --> 00:43:28.960
And that's a pretty big window. I mean fifteen minutes

718
00:43:29.039 --> 00:43:30.519
or an hour.

719
00:43:30.199 --> 00:43:32.360
Yeah, because I mean like you're still supposed to eat

720
00:43:32.360 --> 00:43:35.320
on before you take it so it doesn't hit an

721
00:43:35.320 --> 00:43:39.679
empty stomach. And she gave one square of the chocolate bar,

722
00:43:39.920 --> 00:43:42.800
and I took one square, and I waited, and about

723
00:43:42.880 --> 00:43:46.039
thirty five minutes in, she's like, this is crap, nothing

724
00:43:46.119 --> 00:43:48.239
is happening. They sold us some bunk stuff and I'm like,

725
00:43:48.280 --> 00:43:52.119
it's California and a dispensary. It's not They didn't just

726
00:43:52.159 --> 00:43:53.079
sell us a chocolate bar.

727
00:43:53.360 --> 00:43:54.920
Yeah, this isn't just a mister goodbar.

728
00:43:55.280 --> 00:43:55.519
Yeah.

729
00:43:55.559 --> 00:43:59.440
So then she took another one and I was like, okay,

730
00:43:59.480 --> 00:44:01.719
now you got to wait another ten minutes for the

731
00:44:01.719 --> 00:44:03.960
first one to kick in, and then after that it's

732
00:44:03.960 --> 00:44:05.920
gonna be about thirty minutes before that one kicks in.

733
00:44:06.599 --> 00:44:08.519
And we waited another twenty minutes and she's like, this

734
00:44:08.639 --> 00:44:11.199
is bs man, this is not working, and took a

735
00:44:11.199 --> 00:44:13.440
third one and I was still on my number one

736
00:44:13.559 --> 00:44:15.559
and number the first one started to hit and I

737
00:44:15.559 --> 00:44:18.159
was like, oh, here we go, and she stood up,

738
00:44:18.440 --> 00:44:23.039
looked at me, and then passed the f out's sleep

739
00:44:23.119 --> 00:44:24.519
on the couch for six hours.

740
00:44:24.719 --> 00:44:28.519
That actually sounds about right, because was it last year

741
00:44:30.320 --> 00:44:34.079
Tara and I involved ourselves in a drug transaction. One

742
00:44:34.119 --> 00:44:36.119
of the bars on Saint Thomas on the Beach has

743
00:44:36.159 --> 00:44:43.519
a lot of weed, so we asked the guy who

744
00:44:43.639 --> 00:44:46.440
was the cook at the bar slash drug dealer when

745
00:44:46.440 --> 00:44:48.199
he was on break, like, hey, can we get a

746
00:44:48.239 --> 00:44:52.159
joint from you? And our coolest never done a drug

747
00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:55.360
transaction in our lives type of thing because normally whenever

748
00:44:55.360 --> 00:44:56.800
I've had it in the past, it was just kind

749
00:44:56.800 --> 00:44:58.880
of there. I didn't have to actually be there for

750
00:44:58.920 --> 00:45:01.119
the point of sale. Here, I had to be the

751
00:45:01.159 --> 00:45:06.039
guy asking. It's like say, man, k K, can I

752
00:45:06.079 --> 00:45:09.119
get some drugs from you? Also? Can I get a

753
00:45:09.199 --> 00:45:12.119
side of ranch? Because you forgot that when you go

754
00:45:12.199 --> 00:45:13.000
back to the kitchen.

755
00:45:15.440 --> 00:45:16.880
And here's another PSA.

756
00:45:17.079 --> 00:45:21.679
Generally for people if you're not used to smoking that

757
00:45:22.119 --> 00:45:28.119
I see all too often, don't drink and do weed

758
00:45:28.239 --> 00:45:31.440
if you're not used to it. Being crossfaded is a

759
00:45:31.480 --> 00:45:33.880
real thing, and it turns out to be really problematic

760
00:45:33.920 --> 00:45:34.360
for people.

761
00:45:35.000 --> 00:45:37.519
That's what happened to me on that day because I

762
00:45:37.559 --> 00:45:40.360
was already at the bar and we had already had

763
00:45:40.360 --> 00:45:43.000
some drinks, and then I asked the cook slash drug

764
00:45:43.000 --> 00:45:45.400
dealer of the bar, hey, can we get a joint?

765
00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:47.079
And then he said sure, and then he rolled and

766
00:45:47.079 --> 00:45:48.280
I said, you have to roll it for us because

767
00:45:48.280 --> 00:45:49.400
you don't want to see me do this. This is

768
00:45:49.440 --> 00:45:50.840
going to be ugly and half of us get end

769
00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:53.239
up on, you know, on the floor. So he rolled

770
00:45:53.280 --> 00:45:55.239
us our joint. Then we grabbed our to go food

771
00:45:55.239 --> 00:45:57.480
from him, our side of ranch and our weed and

772
00:45:57.559 --> 00:46:01.599
went home and then we smoked the joint, and since

773
00:46:01.639 --> 00:46:04.440
I can't do anything in moderation, I basically smoked the

774
00:46:04.480 --> 00:46:07.679
whole joint and like your ex wife, Raj, I passed

775
00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:12.079
the f out and when I woke up, I had

776
00:46:12.199 --> 00:46:15.599
severe motion sickness. And I'm assuming that that was because

777
00:46:15.719 --> 00:46:17.800
of like Trey just said, maybe I was cross faded.

778
00:46:18.119 --> 00:46:20.440
It was a combination of the weed and the booze

779
00:46:20.719 --> 00:46:25.400
coming together to join a coming together to form a

780
00:46:25.679 --> 00:46:28.000
super autobot. And he kicked my ass.

781
00:46:31.199 --> 00:46:33.639
Also, that was the whitest transaction I've ever heard.

782
00:46:34.760 --> 00:46:38.239
Yeah, it was, It absolutely was. There was There was

783
00:46:38.360 --> 00:46:42.679
absolutely zero cool in my body when it came to

784
00:46:42.719 --> 00:46:43.440
buying the joint.

785
00:46:43.559 --> 00:46:44.440
I feel like you called it.

786
00:46:47.159 --> 00:46:54.079
Did you ask for some grass a little left handed cigarette?

787
00:46:56.119 --> 00:46:58.679
I did start the conversation with say, man.

788
00:47:00.920 --> 00:47:01.679
I'm not a cop.

789
00:47:04.760 --> 00:47:06.559
I mean I know a lot of them, but they're

790
00:47:06.559 --> 00:47:07.440
not here right now.

791
00:47:09.159 --> 00:47:11.760
Because you also said point of say you've never been

792
00:47:11.800 --> 00:47:15.920
at the point of sale. They usually just call that

793
00:47:16.039 --> 00:47:16.880
some dude's house.

794
00:47:19.000 --> 00:47:22.920
Well, that was my experience with illegal drugs. It was

795
00:47:23.000 --> 00:47:25.000
never me trying to make a purchase. It was always

796
00:47:25.039 --> 00:47:28.719
just being somewhere where it already was. It's and it

797
00:47:28.800 --> 00:47:31.920
wasn't involving me having to go to the going to

798
00:47:32.039 --> 00:47:35.119
the drug dealer and asking for the drugs. And at

799
00:47:35.159 --> 00:47:37.360
the same time I say say, man, can I get

800
00:47:37.360 --> 00:47:40.320
some left handed grassdobies? I pull up my shirt to

801
00:47:40.360 --> 00:47:43.360
show that I'm not wearing a wire. And I also say,

802
00:47:43.440 --> 00:47:45.039
by the way, I'm not a cop. Not that I

803
00:47:45.079 --> 00:47:47.199
needed to say it, because the drug dealer he already

804
00:47:47.239 --> 00:47:50.760
knew just based on what I had said, because he

805
00:47:50.760 --> 00:47:53.079
would have said cops are way cooler when they ask

806
00:47:53.159 --> 00:47:53.960
for drugs.

807
00:47:54.559 --> 00:47:57.559
But yeah, what is amusing in this day and age

808
00:47:58.360 --> 00:48:02.840
is the fact that because so few people carry cash anymore,

809
00:48:03.639 --> 00:48:04.000
a lot of.

810
00:48:04.039 --> 00:48:06.559
Drug dealers are forced to take like Venmo.

811
00:48:07.320 --> 00:48:08.000
My guy did.

812
00:48:09.599 --> 00:48:10.360
I had to ask him.

813
00:48:10.360 --> 00:48:14.119
I was like, say, uh, I don't have any cash

814
00:48:14.159 --> 00:48:15.719
on me, do you. He's like, yeah, I got Venmo.

815
00:48:15.800 --> 00:48:18.719
He held it up right there. His q RCO was ready. Man, Yeah,

816
00:48:18.960 --> 00:48:19.880
he was ready.

817
00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:25.360
He knew it when he saw you. This is going

818
00:48:25.400 --> 00:48:27.079
to be a paperless transaction.

819
00:48:29.079 --> 00:48:30.480
Except for the actual joint papers.

820
00:48:31.159 --> 00:48:33.199
That's right. Did you give him a five star rating

821
00:48:33.239 --> 00:48:34.440
when you were done? Did you get.

822
00:48:36.880 --> 00:48:40.159
Of course it was a really tightly rolled joint. I

823
00:48:40.239 --> 00:48:41.400
appreciated the crash.

824
00:48:41.639 --> 00:48:44.280
Do you put in the description of the transaction ranch.

825
00:48:48.559 --> 00:48:52.559
That was Yeah, that was the code. That's how we

826
00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:55.119
did it. That's how we hit it. From the authorities.

827
00:48:55.840 --> 00:48:57.840
We go to make sure no coppers find out what

828
00:48:57.920 --> 00:48:58.519
we're up.

829
00:48:58.360 --> 00:49:01.880
To, can't get caught with the reefer man.

830
00:49:03.320 --> 00:49:07.280
That thus it's hot Anertaro, that's crap.

831
00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:08.320
They were just buying range