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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley, along with

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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma today his Thursday May fifteenth,

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twenty twenty five, Trey, are you okay?

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Not really?

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I appreciate the honesty because I'm now going to be

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honest with you. Your eyes look about as bloodshot as

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Troy Aikman's on Good Morning America when he said the

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Cowboys would win the Super Bowl this year. I have

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an idea of what he was doing before his television appearance.

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What have you been doing? Why are your eyes so bloodshot?

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Because hang on one moment, because I've been finger in

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my eyes trying to put contacts in.

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I'm glad you did it that last part, because I

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was just going to stop the show at eyes. I

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think we could have justified a minute and a half show.

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I really do think. I think when you start the

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show with saying, oh, I've been fingering my eyes, what

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else can you say in a day? That should be

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the end of the show. Is this your first foray

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into contact?

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Yes, it is.

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Oh wow, okay.

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You are a brave man, and by brave, I mean

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stupid because this guy right here, mem I will never

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wear contacts ever, never, ever, ever, never never, because I

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cannot put my finger in my eye. I can't watch

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other people. Stop put your finger down. I'm gonna turn

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you off doing that. I will, I will, I will

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turn this treehouse around.

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Yeah.

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I don't need a I don't even need a mirror

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to put contacts in. I can just do it.

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I can't, I can't. There's I've never even tried. I

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know that there's no way I would be able to

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do it. So why are you making the change from

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eyeglasses to contacts? Now? What's her name?

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Oh, there's no no her.

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What's his name?

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Obviously he's special because he's got trade to change two

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things midlife.

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Yeah, I started having to wear prescription glasses about a

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year ago. And uh, just there's sometimes, like, for instance,

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going to the gym, where it would be nice because

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I can't really work out in glasses, so uh and

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then when I'm trying to look or read anything, I'm

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squinting real bad. So I just thought it'd be nice

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not to have to mess with glasses and put contacts in.

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And and I might have been wrong. Glasses may have

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been a much more easier efficient means to see. Because

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they make prescription goggles. You can wear those to the gym.

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It's not the coolest look, but if it's good for

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some NBA legends, it's it's just fine for you at

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at at the club.

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So yeah, prescription goggles.

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Prescription goggles are cool if you're like doing a tomahawk dunk,

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not when you're on the step master.

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I don't think any any white guy that had the

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prescription goggles in the NBA ever did a tomahawk dunk.

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Solid layups mm hmm. Yeah, but it makes you It

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also makes you look younger without the glasses.

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Yeah, I can't tell if you're glowing or if you're

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just really moisturized because your eyes have been watering the

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entire time trying to put in the contact.

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Well to this one is just because they're they're different prescriptions,

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like one eye is for basically more near sighted, once

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for far sighted and uh but of course, so I

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got the right one in fairly easy, and then as

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I'm putting the left one in, I did something and

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the right one fell out.

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Okay, I have to ask because I've never seen contacts

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up close and I didn't know that they could split

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the prescription specific to each eye.

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Well, it's it's basically it's like bifocals in your mind

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will adjust, but one eye is geared for clearing up,

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you know, things away and up close others.

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Okay, so with the contact lenses, I've never seen them

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up close since they can be specific to each eye.

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Does one lens have an R for right and the

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other a L for left that you have a difficult

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time seeing because you can't have them in.

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No the case, does this presented this presented a whole

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other uh, you know, a little I don't know. Uh,

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I don't even know what to say. But but as

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as I look down and I had dropped the left eye,

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and then I noticed that the other contact is laying there.

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So then I had this conundrum of what I which

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contact goes in which eye? And then it was just

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a guessing game of well that I that one probably

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fell down more over here, so it's free to be

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this one. I think I was right. I'm not sure though.

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You're having to break out like crime scene ballistic string

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to see how the contact lens may have bounced in

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relation to your physical body.

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Yeah, and mind you. So this is something I learned

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on my first attempt at the eye doctor yesterday. Contacts

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tear very easy.

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Mm hm oh so.

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You know you can't you really, you just you can

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use your your your index finger basically and you're you're like,

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it's kind of like working with jello.

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Oh fun, because who doesn't want to start the day

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by putting jello in their eyeball?

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Uh?

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Raj? How long have you worn contacts?

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Thirty one years?

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Do you have any pro tips for tray since this

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is brand new to him?

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Yeah, I'm glad you have hardwood so you can see

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them when they fall because if you're long, because they're clear,

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they're like they have like a little blue tint to them.

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But your doctor should have put R and L on

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the K on the actual contacts because you're brand new

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to them, so you know which one goes where.

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But yeah, no, I.

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Mean opalmologist is also just really into eye Yeah.

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Well, I mean if you keep sticking your finger in

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your eye, you're gonna go back to him like.

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Like that's he's getting repeat business.

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And it's like now.

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I have pink eye and I can't get contacts in uh.

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Because you have a cat and you need to watch

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out just in case Julius the cat decides to rub

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his b hole all over your contact lenses.

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And then cat hair like any kind of like any

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kind of debris on the outside or inside of a

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contact lens will ruin your day. Uh, So you have

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to make sure like I just always dun't find in

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the solution as well before I put it in my eye.

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But it's just a time game, like I, like I said,

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I can just I can do it without looking in

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a mirror, and I just can take.

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It out of the case and put it right my eye.

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My eyes. Can you see that? My eyes are watering

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just having this conversation. That's how much I can't you

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get your fingers out of your eye. Raj, stop it.

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You look like it. I don't want to say it.

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You would. You'd really hate watching me try to take

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these things out.

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Yeah, that's just a you gotta go in and then

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just slide it out.

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Yeah. Yeah, here's the thing. I am genuinely concerned for

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Trey in dealing with contact lenses, because it's bad enough

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that Trey has poor vision to need contact lenses, but

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Trey also has what I refer to as shaky hands syndrome.

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Mm hmm, not really not anymore.

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All that right, I guess because your hands your hands

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stabled out after you quit drinking. Yeah, okay, well at

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least you got that going for you.

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Yeah, but then you can also get like an You

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also get an overabundance of adrenaline, and then you're really

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finger banging your.

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Eye anger, not adrenaline anger.

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going to go out on a limb here, Daniel, and

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assume you've never stood outside during a hailstorm.

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Dan, I'd be lying if I said no, all right.

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This commercial took a turn. You're weird. H Most sensible

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Your roof doesn't get that option. It's out there all

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the time taking the beating. That's why it's so important

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to make sure an expert takes a look at it

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to see what kind of damage might have been done.

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Right, absolutely, I mean he be shocked. I mean, now,

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we get a lot of small hillstorms through here and

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the one I actually there's a couple. Now, there's a

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couple of hell storms I go out into and they

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hurt in a couple of but I have a hard

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hat in my truck, and so usually I've worn a

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hard hat and we've gone out to it and it's

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kind of fun to see the big wind and blow

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you around and the hell hitting.

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I mean, it.

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Hurts, it pelts you you. It depends on the wind velocity.

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But yeah, so yeah, you definitely want us to come

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out and check. Not all hell damages your home. That's

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that's something a lot of people have a you know,

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a wrong misconception on. Just because you have a hell

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event at your house doesn't mean you have to damage,

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you know. And sometimes people think they had a small

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hell and actually the hell came down to eighty mile

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hour winds, but it's still hurt the property. So there's

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a combination of different things, different factors. Just call us out,

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don't don't don't try to figure it out yourself. We

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come out again. We're going to show you what's wrong.

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I'm Danil Malling along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma.

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My eyes are just now starting to dry up a

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little bit after discussing Trey's first day wearing contact lenses

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and what adventures those are going to hold for all

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of us. Speaking of adventures, we're only a week in

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to the new Pope, and since the Pope is American,

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that means we're only one week into having ruined the Pope.

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As Americans. It feels like we did it within just

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a couple of days, and I have to say, go us.

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I'm really impressed at an American level for having ruined

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such a sacred institution in a matter of days. Good

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for us, Good job everyone. Yay Trey, you're looking at

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me inquisitively. I'm not sure if that's because you're questioning

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my thoughts or if because you're looking for a contact lens.

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But some of the first stuff we started analyzing with

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the new Pope, once we learned that he was American,

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we started analyzing everything American about him. We learned he's

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from Chicago, so then immediately people wanted to know was

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he a Cubs fan or a White Sox fan, raj

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socks Socks fan. Then people wanted to know, Okay, he's

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from Chicago, so obviously a deep dish guy. That might

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still be some controversy if he was to come out

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and be pro Thin Slice or pro New York or

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anti deep Dish entirely because obviously he lives in Italy

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now and that might throw into question the deep dish

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nature of the Pope. But then also, Trey, you sent

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me this. We also managed in under a week to

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get a trading card for the new Pope. I don't

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even know if we ever had one for any of

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the previous popes, but because this one's American, we got

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one and it's doing really well. According to Tops, the

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New York City based leading baseball trading card company, they

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released a non sports card dedicated to the first US

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born pope, and it's already breaking records. As reported by

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The New York Times, it's sold over one hundred and

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thirty thousand copies, making it the best selling non sports

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Tops now card. But even in the realm of sports,

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it's dethroned legendary basketball player Lebron James career Points commemoration card,

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as well as Lionel Messi, Steph Curry's twenty twenty four card,

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and John Cena's solo WWE card. So good on you, Leo.

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Hmm interesting. I mean, I'm gonna have to get my

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hands on one of these things.

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Do you guys feel like the Catholic Church might be

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regretting their choice for the first ever American pope, Because

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I would It wouldn't surprise.

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Me, Oh, I bet JP two had his own card,

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you think so? Yeah? I mean he was there for

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almost thirty years. He had to at a card. I

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mean yeah.

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I think like, you know, you get like a commemorative

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card after so many souls saved, sort of like how

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many points you've scored in a career if you're a

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basketball player.

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I just I just like to think of him, you know,

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like in a batting stance with the big pope hat

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and a cross instead of a bat.

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I'm just curious about the value. Does the pope rookie

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card hold up in value the same way the Barry

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Bond's rookie card may have, or like Barry Bonds, can

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it depreciate if bad things happen later in life?

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Did his head crow during the papacy?

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Did he need new pulp hats for ope enhancing drugs?

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I don't know.

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So the other thing that comes up, I would assume

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with every pope on record is their past relationships. And

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because this pope is American, I've already learned of one,

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especially because we live in the age of social media.

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Are you guys familiar with the I'm so hungry I

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could eat blank trend? No, I really wasn't either. I

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had to look this up. So a family was playing

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I'm so hungry I could eat. And what you're supposed

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to do this new TikTok trend is you go through

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you go through somebody's phone and you select a random

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contact name. Okay, so we would then, so like if

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I was, if Trey and I were hanging out, the

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idea is out of nowhere. I tell Trey, I'm so

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hungry I could eat, Raj Sharma. That's supposed to be

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the gag and you and I'm supposed to record Trey's

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reaction to it because it's so weird and random. It's

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not particularly great, but it's a trend. So someone was

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doing that recently with their mom who's from Chicago. They

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went through her phone and found the name Bob pre

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Votes in it.

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Hmm.

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So the kids decided, well, we'll play this game, and

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then they it got weird because that's when they realized

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their mom had the pope's name in her contacts from

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years and years ago. I don't know how, but that's

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what it was. So in gen z fashion, they they

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recorded it. So this was the family's reaction when they

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realized that it looks like mom knew the pope back

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in the day.

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Okay, it's Bob. It's Bob.

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The church. Do you guys catch that? They they realized

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somehow by playing this game that their mom had hooked

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up with the pope back when when they were nineteen.

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So mom had a situationship with Bob, and Bob became

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the Pope m less than a week. We've ruined the papacy.

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Hey, Dan, yes, sir, say the sentence, I'm so hungry

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I could eat.

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Oh, I'm so hungry I could eat Rod Sharma.

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No, that's there.

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There you go, I'm so hungry, I could eat Russ Martin.

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You're gonna you're gonna have to get some liquid to

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uh rehydrate him. It's gonna be gonna be a little

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grainy from the cremation. So yeah, that's the idea. You're

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supposed to record someone's reaction when you say I'm so

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hungry I could eat, and then you list uh someone

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out of their contexts. And this family found out that

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mom did the pope.

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Interesting.

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I'm sure he's not the first pope to have had

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a body count, but it's the first one that I've

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heard about on social media.

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But like, but that also could go the other way,

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like she was so bad he became celibate, like like you.

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Know what, I'm good He's like, you know what, I

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think I'm gonna go for Pope.

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This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, he's Trey. That

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there is Raj. We were just enjoying knowing and hearing

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about the pope had an ex girlfriend. And I'm again,

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I'm sure it's not the first pope to have had

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an ex or a few exes, but we learned of

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the one just now. And it is fascinating because if

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you're the person left in the wake of the guy,

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how do you feel about that? Because ra you you

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brought up a good point, like before you become a priest.

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A lot of them have life experiences before becoming priests,

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let alone having career goals as a priest. So it

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stands to reason that if you hook up with someone

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and then they run off and become a priest, it's

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hard not to take that personally.

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Yeah, I mean it's it's like if you hook up

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with a chicken she becomes a nun.

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You're like, I think that was on me. Yeah, I

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drove her to the Lord.

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Yeah, that is something as a guy, I cannot see

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us bragging about, although I could see a female being

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like I backed the pope back in the day. She

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that's that's something to be proud of as a guy,

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going to go around to your buddies and go, yeah,

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after me, she became a nun.

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Yeah, but that's it's kind of the same thing, like

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he became the greatest nun, Like he became the most power.

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Like she's like, you know, I hooked up with the pope.

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What happened afterwards? He became a monk, he became a priest.

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The sex was so bad he decided to join the clergy.

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Yeah, like he comes home like after hooking up with

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this lady. His roommates sitting there like, sow, how was it.

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It's like, oh, I think I'm going to be a priest.

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I'm good. I don't want anymore for life.

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Or none of that. Yeah, he was Leo Thelong and

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his body count was so high and he had you know,

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he had to go in and to the priest to

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just to keep them, keep the women at bay. He

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was like, no, sorry, guys, get you had too many stalkers.

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It's like, sorry, ladies, I'm committed to God. Now as

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they're holding up signs Leo the Lung please don't go.

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You just you just spawned a new porn character. I

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promise you that there's going to be like, there's gonna

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be some parody of the papacy. Where's Leo the Long

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the fourteen?

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Now we know what the fourteen stands for. See, I

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go back to what I said originally, one weekend and

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the first American pope we have ruined it. Speaking of

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body counts, there is actually new new research based on

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body counts, not for people that join the clergy, but

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just in general. So think about your body count, which

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is the new slang for how many sexual partners you

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have had, and listen to this. A news study claims

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to have found the sweet spot for the ideal number

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of sexual partners and it's going to shock some For men,

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the magic number, the ideal number for sexual partners is

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What do you think, Raj, what do you think the

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ideal number of sexual partners for.

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A man is?

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Does it give an age range or just in general

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in general?

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Fifteen to twenty?

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Trey, what about you? What do you think the ideal

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number of sexual partners is for a man? Ten? Four

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to five? Oh wow, sorry, it's the wrong button, but

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there is. That's it?

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Okay, Ma, four to five? So he's a late bloomer

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and didn't go to Texas State, got it?

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Yeah. According to a new study for men, the magic

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number for ideal sexual partners was about four to five lifetime,

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with two or three of those being casual and the

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age of the first sexual encounter being between eighteen and twenty.

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Not really sure why that plays in, but it's there now.

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For women, the ideal was lower, so the double standard

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still applies even though it's the twenty first century. For women,

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the ideal number of sexual partners over a lifetime is

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two to three, with one or two casual ones thrown in.

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Are you ready for the.

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Rub I've been for a while, they are, yeah, exactly.

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This study was focused on the perceptions of twenty five year.

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Old Okay, so up to the age of twenty five, so.

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They all they did in this study. They only asked

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twenty five year olds. Why. I don't know, unless they

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feel like we haven't made fun of gen Z enough lately.

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They wanted us to dog pile.

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Well, maybe like monogamy is vintage to them.

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That's like a vintage ideal. I don't know.

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They love all things vintage, that's the thing that is true.

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But I don't think monogamy is necessarily vintage.

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But they asked, hey, what's the skivity body count?

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Yeah, I would still assume that the amount of riz

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you have is based on how many people have been

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with I would think that first. Then again, I don't

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know if we're actually been using those two words properly.

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But since The study was focused on the perceptions of

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twenty five year olds. I feel like they should ask

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these people again every ten years and then see how

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their answers change.

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Or not or just don't ask him anything ever again.

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I'm gonna know what I'm with Tray on that one.

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Oh.

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The obituary of Gary Wolfeldt. Hello, I am Gary. I'm

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completely dead now. I am surprised that it took this

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long to happen. I had several close calls throughout my lifetime.

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I guess that I was just lucky that something didn't

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get me long before or now. I had a long

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series of events and mishaps that, looking back, should have

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killed me long ago. Sometime during my grade school years,

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while I was the second basement on the most losing

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team in Little League Baseball history over twenty I lost

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sight of a fly ball in the sun and got

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beamed right on the forehead. I guess that explains a

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lot later in life, now that I think about it.

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In my twenties, my sister's horse kicked me real hard

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right in the gut. Any higher in my heart probably

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would have stopped any lower, and I probably would have

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been singing soprano for the rest of my life. In

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my thirties, I got hit by a car when I

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was When I was crossing the street. It was my

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fault as I was crossing against the light. It really

474
00:28:43.000 --> 00:28:45.279
knocked me that the hell bent for election. I don't

475
00:28:45.279 --> 00:28:47.200
know what that means, but I got up and brushed

476
00:28:47.200 --> 00:28:48.920
it off and went home with a torn up coat

477
00:28:48.920 --> 00:28:52.039
and kind of sore lucky meat. In my forties, I

478
00:28:52.079 --> 00:28:54.480
was in the process of tearing down an old, dilapidated

479
00:28:54.519 --> 00:28:56.799
building and was inside tying off a cable when the

480
00:28:56.839 --> 00:28:59.880
building came crashing down around me, and a large brick

481
00:29:00.119 --> 00:29:03.039
chimney just missed falling on me by about ten feet.

482
00:29:04.440 --> 00:29:07.440
I feel the need to pause Gary's obituary here to

483
00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:10.200
point out this is as far as I have read.

484
00:29:10.720 --> 00:29:13.720
Everything from this point forward is new information to me.

485
00:29:13.799 --> 00:29:16.440
So we're all going to experience this together. All right,

486
00:29:16.519 --> 00:29:20.440
here we go. By now I'm beginning to think that

487
00:29:20.480 --> 00:29:22.759
there must not be any more room in heaven or

488
00:29:22.759 --> 00:29:25.680
hell for me, and so I was just stuck in

489
00:29:25.720 --> 00:29:29.240
purgatory for a while longer. In my fifties, I got

490
00:29:29.319 --> 00:29:32.880
knocked down nineteen stairs at my office by a couple

491
00:29:32.880 --> 00:29:36.559
of one hundred pounds concrete lined safe What's landed on

492
00:29:36.599 --> 00:29:38.720
top of me and pin me to the floor. That

493
00:29:38.759 --> 00:29:41.359
one was the worst. Gary says, I didn't get any

494
00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:44.119
body parts broken and no internal injuries, but I couldn't

495
00:29:44.119 --> 00:29:46.119
even pick up my own feet to get into bed

496
00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:50.039
for about a week, Thank goodness for painkilling drugs. And

497
00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:52.240
then in my sixties, I fell backwards off of a

498
00:29:52.279 --> 00:29:54.720
scaffold from ten feet up and cracked my head on

499
00:29:54.799 --> 00:29:58.119
the concrete floor. But that one turned out to be

500
00:29:58.160 --> 00:30:00.319
a fortunate fall because it forced me to go to

501
00:30:00.359 --> 00:30:02.359
the doctor who I hadn't seen in three years, and

502
00:30:02.400 --> 00:30:05.200
while I was there, he determined I had prostate cancer

503
00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:08.640
early enough to be treated. I just dodged another bullet.

504
00:30:09.200 --> 00:30:11.519
But then in my early seventies that treatment failed and

505
00:30:11.559 --> 00:30:14.279
I have to have my prostate surgically removed. The surgery

506
00:30:14.319 --> 00:30:16.359
went well, but then I developed an internal leak that

507
00:30:16.400 --> 00:30:20.680
nearly killed me. Geez, one more close call late in life.

508
00:30:20.759 --> 00:30:23.279
I cannot tell you here what sort of event actually

509
00:30:23.359 --> 00:30:26.079
killed me, as I wrote this obituary before I was

510
00:30:26.119 --> 00:30:28.519
completely dead. Someone else will have to fill in the

511
00:30:28.559 --> 00:30:31.680
details later on. I guess I really hate paying the

512
00:30:31.759 --> 00:30:33.839
journal and courier a lot of money just to let

513
00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:37.519
people who might be looking for me no, they can

514
00:30:37.559 --> 00:30:41.359
give up now. The chances are pretty good that you

515
00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:43.839
were not in my will anyway, So I'll try to

516
00:30:43.880 --> 00:30:46.200
keep the rest of this obituary as short as possible.

517
00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:48.160
First off, I'd like to apologize to anyone who I

518
00:30:48.200 --> 00:30:51.319
might have offended or mistreated, especially a Noma Hargis in

519
00:30:51.359 --> 00:30:56.519
the sixth grade. The truth is is that I was

520
00:30:56.559 --> 00:30:58.359
far from a perfect human, although I did try to

521
00:30:58.440 --> 00:31:00.839
learn from my mistakes and shortcomings up as I grew older.

522
00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:02.400
I barely made it out of high school and I

523
00:31:02.400 --> 00:31:05.519
couldn't pass the math classes at Purdue University, maybe due

524
00:31:05.519 --> 00:31:08.119
to the baseball accident. So I've been wandering around for

525
00:31:08.160 --> 00:31:10.519
a long time without much of a formal education, although

526
00:31:10.519 --> 00:31:12.680
I did read quite a few books and news articles

527
00:31:13.160 --> 00:31:16.799
through the years, so I didn't die completely stupid. Although

528
00:31:16.839 --> 00:31:21.200
some may not agree, Tray, should I keep going?

529
00:31:23.640 --> 00:31:28.880
I mean, I think that's about the the wife. The

530
00:31:28.920 --> 00:31:30.960
wife adds a little bit at the end, but uh oh,

531
00:31:32.359 --> 00:31:40.079
it's a really just a succinct recap, gotcha. But there's

532
00:31:40.119 --> 00:31:44.920
something to this, such as I think I'm gonna do this.

533
00:31:45.839 --> 00:31:47.160
I think I'm gonna go this route.

534
00:31:47.599 --> 00:31:49.079
You're gonna write your own obituary?

535
00:31:49.240 --> 00:31:50.480
Uh huh oh.

536
00:31:50.359 --> 00:31:52.160
Thank god. That takes a lot of pressure off of me.

537
00:31:57.400 --> 00:31:59.119
Do you know how you're gonna start? Is it going

538
00:31:59.200 --> 00:32:04.000
to be an beginning the way that Gary did his Hello?

539
00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:06.480
I am Gary? Are you gonna go with Hello? I

540
00:32:06.519 --> 00:32:06.920
am Trey?

541
00:32:09.319 --> 00:32:12.640
Yeah, I'm gonna go Hello, this is Trey. I'm dead.

542
00:32:13.200 --> 00:32:15.960
Here are lessons not to do in your life? Then

543
00:32:16.000 --> 00:32:16.799
I'll start from there.

544
00:32:17.960 --> 00:32:20.240
Shouldn't it be? And this could just be the grammar.

545
00:32:20.559 --> 00:32:23.559
Shouldn't be Hello? I was Gary.

546
00:32:25.440 --> 00:32:26.240
Because he's dead.

547
00:32:27.039 --> 00:32:28.799
Well he wasn't when he wrote it.

548
00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:37.880
Yeah, I don't know, Gary.

549
00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:41.079
Gary will live forever in our hearts and in this obituary.

550
00:32:41.279 --> 00:32:44.519
I just like that Tray's obituary. I like the fact

551
00:32:44.519 --> 00:32:47.039
that not only are you going to write your own obituary, Tray,

552
00:32:47.279 --> 00:32:49.319
but that you're gonna go out telling everyone what they

553
00:32:49.359 --> 00:32:50.559
should do with their lives.

554
00:32:50.759 --> 00:32:53.680
No, I'm just gonna tell them use my life as

555
00:32:53.720 --> 00:32:54.880
an example of what not to do.

556
00:32:56.000 --> 00:32:58.319
I actually thought you were gonna start yours with Hello.

557
00:33:00.000 --> 00:33:04.359
Well it's I'm still workshopping it. Say you know you

558
00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:04.839
never know.

559
00:33:11.799 --> 00:33:13.559
You're listening to the Treehouse.

560
00:33:14.160 --> 00:33:26.279
Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.

561
00:33:26.519 --> 00:33:33.119
You're in the Treehouse. Listen us online Trehouse dot com.

562
00:33:33.160 --> 00:33:35.519
This segment of the Treehouse is brought to you by

563
00:33:36.079 --> 00:33:38.960
Pause in the City. Pause in the City is North

564
00:33:39.039 --> 00:33:44.839
Texas's largest all volunteer, no kill animal rescue group, and

565
00:33:44.880 --> 00:33:47.880
we're happy to welcome Kaylin from Pausing the City into

566
00:33:47.920 --> 00:33:51.480
the treehouse now. And if for more information on Pause

567
00:33:51.519 --> 00:33:53.960
in the City, whether it's to adopt a dog or

568
00:33:54.000 --> 00:33:56.720
information on how to donate or foster, you can do

569
00:33:56.759 --> 00:33:59.240
that right now by going to their website Pause in

570
00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:03.000
the City or that's paused Inthcity dot org. Let's welcome

571
00:34:03.079 --> 00:34:08.199
Kinglin from Pause in the City into the treehouse. Hey, hey, Caitlyn,

572
00:34:08.239 --> 00:34:08.760
how have you been.

573
00:34:09.440 --> 00:34:10.480
I'm doing well. How about you?

574
00:34:10.880 --> 00:34:13.719
We're doing great. So I believe you guys have a

575
00:34:13.760 --> 00:34:16.559
fun event coming up that benefits Pause in the City.

576
00:34:17.199 --> 00:34:22.760
We do so is this Sunday. It's Pause Cuts and Carabas.

577
00:34:23.639 --> 00:34:26.360
So it's going to be in the East Plainal location

578
00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:29.320
that's thirty four hundred Nor Central Expressway. We're going to

579
00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:32.559
be there from one to five. And what we're doing

580
00:34:33.159 --> 00:34:36.239
is there's some diamond specials, We've got a silent auction.

581
00:34:36.840 --> 00:34:38.320
We've got to meet and greet with some of our

582
00:34:38.360 --> 00:34:41.719
foster pups and then We're also doing free haircuts for

583
00:34:41.840 --> 00:34:45.280
kiddos and then if you would like, we can do

584
00:34:45.320 --> 00:34:46.239
some wash out color.

585
00:34:48.760 --> 00:34:51.880
So we are looking forward to that on the kids.

586
00:34:52.159 --> 00:34:56.920
On the kids, ye, well, I mean the other thing is,

587
00:34:57.119 --> 00:34:58.880
you know, I know y'all are always looking for good

588
00:34:58.920 --> 00:35:02.760
causes to support. Don't want to forget to mention, uh

589
00:35:02.880 --> 00:35:11.440
Indian giving benefiting Rajcharma. Uh, you know, don't forget our efforts.

590
00:35:11.559 --> 00:35:13.880
And maybe the folks that Carabas can give you a

591
00:35:13.880 --> 00:35:14.519
haircut too.

592
00:35:16.079 --> 00:35:17.239
What do I need a haircut?

593
00:35:18.519 --> 00:35:21.039
I go to a gift of shoving Raj in a

594
00:35:21.119 --> 00:35:24.400
crate for the afternoon, just see if he gets an.

595
00:35:25.119 --> 00:35:26.559
The worst meet and greet ever.

596
00:35:29.119 --> 00:35:31.400
Raj on a leash at an Italian restaurant in Plano.

597
00:35:31.519 --> 00:35:33.760
That doesn't sound like a bad Saturday afternoon, Raj. I've

598
00:35:33.760 --> 00:35:35.519
seen You've seen you in way worse.

599
00:35:35.320 --> 00:35:40.639
Situation solid Saturday night downtown.

600
00:35:42.559 --> 00:35:45.079
Well, this is just a Saturday afternoon in Plano. All right,

601
00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:47.320
So you said this is this is? This is at

602
00:35:47.360 --> 00:35:50.599
the Carabas on Sunday. Sorry, this is at the Crabas

603
00:35:50.639 --> 00:35:53.920
Sunday one to five. Uh, you have an event benefiting

604
00:35:53.960 --> 00:35:55.400
pause in the city. What was it called?

605
00:35:55.400 --> 00:35:58.360
Again Pause Cuts and Carabas.

606
00:35:58.599 --> 00:36:01.599
Pause Cuts and Carabas. So you can get haircuts for

607
00:36:01.639 --> 00:36:04.880
the kids. So don't bring your dog for a haircut

608
00:36:04.880 --> 00:36:05.519
and a blowout.

609
00:36:07.960 --> 00:36:10.440
I mean you can try.

610
00:36:11.760 --> 00:36:13.480
Okay there you heard it.

611
00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:14.239
A thriller.

612
00:36:14.360 --> 00:36:18.039
But well when she said the color, I thought, wait,

613
00:36:18.119 --> 00:36:19.840
someone's going to get their dog color and it's going

614
00:36:19.920 --> 00:36:22.119
to be weird, all right. So that is a very

615
00:36:22.119 --> 00:36:24.320
great Uh that's that's a great event. And Crab is

616
00:36:24.320 --> 00:36:27.159
donating uh some some of their I think some of

617
00:36:27.199 --> 00:36:30.599
their proceeds to Pause in the City as well. So

618
00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:33.239
a great event that will happen on Sunday at the

619
00:36:33.280 --> 00:36:36.599
Carabas in East Plain. Oh, very cool. More information you

620
00:36:36.599 --> 00:36:38.079
can go to Pause in the City dot org.

621
00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:42.039
What else you got, Klein, Well, you and I were

622
00:36:42.079 --> 00:36:44.960
going to talk about your adoption story and uh, you know,

623
00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:45.639
see if we can.

624
00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:49.800
It was a Walmart parking lot in Oklahoma. They just

625
00:36:50.480 --> 00:36:52.559
they handed me over to my people.

626
00:36:54.280 --> 00:36:56.000
Handed you.

627
00:36:56.039 --> 00:36:58.239
But you get returns.

628
00:36:59.199 --> 00:37:02.480
Yeah, I got switched. I got switched to the original

629
00:37:02.480 --> 00:37:03.440
I didn't get returned.

630
00:37:03.880 --> 00:37:05.079
Did they have to bring the receipt?

631
00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:08.320
I don't know if they I know if there was

632
00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:09.239
a paper back, then.

633
00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:12.920
Was there a checker with a highlighter. That's not Dan.

634
00:37:14.719 --> 00:37:18.639
Are you talking about dog adoption stuff, Kaylin? Yes, Okay,

635
00:37:18.679 --> 00:37:21.239
see when you say adoption with my adoption story, I

636
00:37:21.280 --> 00:37:24.039
think you mean like my actual personal adoption story, not

637
00:37:24.079 --> 00:37:27.159
adopting animals. So yeah, no, that's those are totally different.

638
00:37:29.159 --> 00:37:29.280
Uh.

639
00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:32.920
My wife and I actually did do quite a bit

640
00:37:33.039 --> 00:37:38.800
of fostering for pause in the city and Trey's holding

641
00:37:39.239 --> 00:37:44.239
his foster. Did Trey with Daisy or chuah was? Did

642
00:37:44.280 --> 00:37:45.519
you rescue her?

643
00:37:47.840 --> 00:37:47.920
No?

644
00:37:48.119 --> 00:37:52.400
She was a a friend of mine, had the litter

645
00:37:52.440 --> 00:37:55.039
of puppies and honestly she was worried that her kids

646
00:37:55.079 --> 00:37:57.719
were gonna step on Daisy because she was so small,

647
00:37:57.760 --> 00:38:01.920
so she so I kind of adopted her from Yeah.

648
00:38:02.400 --> 00:38:07.039
Well she saved you, that's for sure. But yes, Kaylyn, Yeah,

649
00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:08.519
my wife and I did do a lot with paws

650
00:38:08.519 --> 00:38:11.679
in the city. For a number of years. We fostered

651
00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:20.159
I believe almost thirty almost thirty dogs that went through

652
00:38:20.159 --> 00:38:22.360
our home and we were able to adopt out and Bella,

653
00:38:23.280 --> 00:38:28.159
our current black and white Chihuahua, is also a rescue.

654
00:38:28.159 --> 00:38:30.679
We actually fostered her. We were supposed to be fostering

655
00:38:30.679 --> 00:38:32.719
her for another foster who went out of town and

656
00:38:32.760 --> 00:38:35.559
then we just never gave her back. So you still

657
00:38:35.639 --> 00:38:41.719
the dog, Yes, that's yeah, we stole the dog. Hopefully,

658
00:38:41.719 --> 00:38:44.199
hopefully you can cancel that APB from Paws in the

659
00:38:44.199 --> 00:38:48.760
City that we found still. Yeah, So if anyone is

660
00:38:48.800 --> 00:38:51.760
ever curious about fostering dogs, it's a great thing to

661
00:38:51.800 --> 00:38:56.599
do to give back. A lot of everything you would

662
00:38:56.679 --> 00:39:01.039
need is handled by Pause in the City, medical, all

663
00:39:01.039 --> 00:39:02.880
that kind of stuff. You take them to their appointments

664
00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:05.199
and everything. Pause in the City handles the expenses and

665
00:39:05.239 --> 00:39:08.840
everything for you. Really is a fantastic thing if especially

666
00:39:08.920 --> 00:39:10.840
if you're if you're thinking you might want a dog

667
00:39:10.880 --> 00:39:13.679
but you're not sure, fostering is interesting way to go.

668
00:39:13.719 --> 00:39:17.519
You can get more information on it and apply at

669
00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:19.440
the website Pausing Thecity dot org.

670
00:39:21.079 --> 00:39:21.519
Yeah.

671
00:39:21.599 --> 00:39:25.719
Absolutely, I know we've kind of been in a similar spot,

672
00:39:26.519 --> 00:39:29.119
and you know, we we do have a lot of

673
00:39:29.119 --> 00:39:31.440
people to be like, well, you know, I'm not sure

674
00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:34.679
that I can you know, I can manage a dog

675
00:39:34.679 --> 00:39:36.800
at the moment. It's like, hey, foster for a little while.

676
00:39:36.840 --> 00:39:39.239
Sometimes we need short term fosters because we have a

677
00:39:39.280 --> 00:39:42.239
dog being transported. You know, it may be a few days,

678
00:39:42.239 --> 00:39:46.119
it could be two weeks, so you know, you never know.

679
00:39:46.440 --> 00:39:52.280
We also have people who our guest dog program sometimes,

680
00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:54.719
you know, when when we have a dog who say,

681
00:39:55.760 --> 00:39:59.000
you know, their their owner passed away or something and

682
00:39:59.039 --> 00:40:01.400
the family is looking for a way to rehome the

683
00:40:01.519 --> 00:40:04.000
dog because you know, they live out of state, or

684
00:40:04.039 --> 00:40:06.360
they live in an apartment it's a breathe that isn't allowed,

685
00:40:06.440 --> 00:40:09.119
or you know, whatever the case may be. You know,

686
00:40:09.239 --> 00:40:12.519
it's it's very helpful to have people who can take

687
00:40:12.559 --> 00:40:15.880
in the dog for short periods of time sometimes.

688
00:40:16.519 --> 00:40:19.719
Yeah, So lots of options if you're if you're foster curious,

689
00:40:19.800 --> 00:40:23.000
you can get more information, uh when you contact pads

690
00:40:23.000 --> 00:40:26.199
in the city again. The website is a pausinthecity dot org. Trey,

691
00:40:26.280 --> 00:40:26.920
what's the smirk?

692
00:40:27.480 --> 00:40:28.280
No? Nothing?

693
00:40:29.599 --> 00:40:30.920
Oh is it that bad?

694
00:40:31.000 --> 00:40:31.599
My goodness?

695
00:40:31.800 --> 00:40:35.599
Yeah? All right.

696
00:40:35.639 --> 00:40:38.920
For more information on adopting or fostering a dog, go

697
00:40:38.960 --> 00:40:41.639
to the website Pausing Thecity dot org. And more information

698
00:40:41.800 --> 00:40:45.440
on the event this Sunday in Plano the at the

699
00:40:45.519 --> 00:40:48.760
Carabas off of seventy five one to five This Sunday,

700
00:40:49.719 --> 00:40:50.559
what's it called again?

701
00:40:52.280 --> 00:40:54.559
Pause cuts and Carabas.

702
00:40:54.400 --> 00:40:57.519
Pause cuts and Carabas and rush arman A Crate.

703
00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:09.400
This has fun written all over Pausinicity dot org, in the.

704
00:41:09.559 --> 00:41:27.639
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705
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706
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along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma and hanging out

716
00:42:03.960 --> 00:42:06.440
just a little bit longer inside the Treehouse is Kaylin

717
00:42:06.480 --> 00:42:10.440
from Pause in the City. The event this weekend at

718
00:42:10.519 --> 00:42:15.119
Carabas on Sunday in Plano. The Carabas on seventy five

719
00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:19.440
in Plano from one to five. It's Paws, Cuts and Carabas.

720
00:42:19.639 --> 00:42:25.360
Come see some wonderful food animals and maybe Rajen and Crate.

721
00:42:26.920 --> 00:42:30.800
Very exciting Sunday in Plano, benefiting Pause in this City,

722
00:42:31.519 --> 00:42:33.599
speaking of things that are very exciting. In addition to

723
00:42:33.679 --> 00:42:37.000
Trey trying contact lenses for the very first time today,

724
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:43.519
I mentioned earlier today that your eyes were bloodshot like

725
00:42:43.599 --> 00:42:46.920
Troy Aikman's on Good Morning America. Did you guys see

726
00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:49.880
what Troy Aikman said on Good Morning America recently?

727
00:42:50.320 --> 00:42:50.760
I did not.

728
00:42:52.199 --> 00:42:54.480
I'm going to share it with you here. I'm not

729
00:42:54.480 --> 00:42:57.320
sure if you're prepared for it, but okay, So, Good

730
00:42:57.320 --> 00:43:01.280
Morning America parent company is ABC Dizzy. They have Troy

731
00:43:01.320 --> 00:43:07.119
Aikman and the Monday Night Football crew. What's his name,

732
00:43:07.199 --> 00:43:08.599
the partner of brain farting it now?

733
00:43:09.199 --> 00:43:09.559
Joe Buck?

734
00:43:09.679 --> 00:43:12.679
Joe Buck. Yeah, so Joe Buck and Troy Aikman for

735
00:43:12.760 --> 00:43:15.519
Monday Night Football around Good Morning America. And they're talking

736
00:43:15.559 --> 00:43:20.400
about the upcoming NFL season, going over the released NFL schedules,

737
00:43:21.159 --> 00:43:24.079
and they decided to At the last ten seconds, Robin

738
00:43:24.159 --> 00:43:29.719
Roberts asks a huge question to Troy and Buck. So

739
00:43:29.920 --> 00:43:32.239
I'll let Robin take it from here.

740
00:43:32.360 --> 00:43:32.559
Here.

741
00:43:33.239 --> 00:43:34.760
Mm hmmm mm hmm.

742
00:43:36.360 --> 00:43:41.920
Got ten seconds left, I'm gonna say Buffalo finally wins it.

743
00:43:42.760 --> 00:43:59.599
Cowboys. So, on a scale of one to Trey, how

744
00:43:59.679 --> 00:44:02.599
drunk does Troy Aikman look on that clip because of

745
00:44:02.599 --> 00:44:03.519
those bloodshot eyes.

746
00:44:06.880 --> 00:44:08.679
I would definitely give him a key for Sutherland?

747
00:44:12.000 --> 00:44:13.440
Is that above a tray level?

748
00:44:14.000 --> 00:44:14.639
Yeah?

749
00:44:15.800 --> 00:44:17.719
I will say because as many times as I've as

750
00:44:17.719 --> 00:44:19.599
I hung out with Trey when he was in his

751
00:44:19.679 --> 00:44:23.280
drinking days, not once did Trey ever do karate outside

752
00:44:23.280 --> 00:44:23.679
the bar.

753
00:44:23.960 --> 00:44:26.559
Yeah, or tackle a Christmas tree.

754
00:44:29.159 --> 00:44:31.079
So okay, So now we know the tray level of

755
00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:33.320
drunk is at least one or two notches below key

756
00:44:33.360 --> 00:44:37.159
for Sutherland? Do you take what Troy Aikman said on

757
00:44:37.199 --> 00:44:39.079
Good Morning America seriously? Do you do?

758
00:44:38.920 --> 00:44:38.960
You?

759
00:44:39.079 --> 00:44:41.800
Do you think that he really thinks the Cowboys are

760
00:44:41.800 --> 00:44:43.920
going to win the Super Bowl? Or is he just

761
00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:46.480
having fun?

762
00:44:46.840 --> 00:44:49.400
I think he's taking a dig at Strahan more than

763
00:44:49.440 --> 00:44:50.119
anything else.

764
00:44:52.920 --> 00:44:55.000
Caylan, Are you a Cowboys fan or a football fan

765
00:44:55.039 --> 00:44:55.440
in general?

766
00:44:57.000 --> 00:44:59.400
I just really hope you wouldn't ask me that, truly,

767
00:45:00.159 --> 00:45:04.159
So I have been most of my life, and I

768
00:45:04.159 --> 00:45:07.519
wouldn't be. I wouldn't call myself a fair weather fan.

769
00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:09.079
I would call myself a realist.

770
00:45:09.760 --> 00:45:10.159
Mm hmm.

771
00:45:11.719 --> 00:45:12.559
That's actually fair.

772
00:45:12.639 --> 00:45:13.599
You can say they suck.

773
00:45:14.480 --> 00:45:18.440
I'm oh yeah, I mean that's not a secret. I

774
00:45:18.519 --> 00:45:21.079
just know that I'm gonna I'm gonna get some text

775
00:45:21.119 --> 00:45:25.960
messages after this. Yeah, I quit following the Cowboys a

776
00:45:25.960 --> 00:45:28.119
long time ago because I was really tired of it

777
00:45:28.280 --> 00:45:33.559
ruining my Sunday when I quit bartending. And there's nothing

778
00:45:33.719 --> 00:45:39.920
like the Cowboys losing like terribly Sunday after Sunday to

779
00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:42.800
affect your income and people just getting jerks when they're

780
00:45:42.800 --> 00:45:43.360
tabbing out of.

781
00:45:43.400 --> 00:45:43.800
The bar.

782
00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:46.920
Or quit showing up.

783
00:45:47.440 --> 00:45:49.599
Yeah, I so I quit watching.

784
00:45:51.719 --> 00:45:54.280
I quit watching, and then I quit work.

785
00:45:57.360 --> 00:46:00.079
She says, it's very baby.

786
00:46:01.159 --> 00:46:05.199
So basically, you took some positive steps for yourself and

787
00:46:05.280 --> 00:46:08.320
quit hating yourself. So you got quit on the Cowboys

788
00:46:08.320 --> 00:46:10.440
and service industry. Good on you.

789
00:46:10.559 --> 00:46:12.639
Yeah, I mean at some point it's just masochistic.

790
00:46:14.239 --> 00:46:16.039
You're right. I think I think you did the I

791
00:46:16.079 --> 00:46:18.440
think you did the best thing you could for yourself.

792
00:46:18.480 --> 00:46:21.000
You stopped being a Cowboys fan for your own mental

793
00:46:21.039 --> 00:46:22.199
and emotional well being.

794
00:46:22.840 --> 00:46:23.000
Well.

795
00:46:23.039 --> 00:46:25.760
See, now the problem is is we still well, we

796
00:46:25.760 --> 00:46:31.199
were still watching them because you know my my other

797
00:46:31.239 --> 00:46:34.760
side of the family is from Ohio, so they're all

798
00:46:34.760 --> 00:46:37.239
Ohio State fans. And then when we got Zeke, I

799
00:46:37.320 --> 00:46:39.039
was forced to watch Cowboys again.

800
00:46:41.119 --> 00:46:42.519
That was fine for a few years.

801
00:46:42.800 --> 00:46:44.280
Yeah, for a few years.

802
00:46:46.840 --> 00:46:48.760
And then and then the tips went back in the toilet.

803
00:46:48.800 --> 00:46:49.000
Right.

804
00:46:49.480 --> 00:46:56.719
Oh yeah, So since the NFL has done this slow

805
00:46:56.840 --> 00:46:59.920
rollout of the NFL schedules, now they don't just real

806
00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:04.800
least the whole thing anymore. Quick thoughts on the twenty

807
00:47:04.840 --> 00:47:06.000
twenty five season.

808
00:47:05.719 --> 00:47:10.559
Tray Cowboys probably be uh, I don't know, four and

809
00:47:10.639 --> 00:47:16.000
thirteen okay, oh yeah, right and go Commanders.

810
00:47:17.840 --> 00:47:19.519
Wow yeah.

811
00:47:19.559 --> 00:47:22.119
I mean, if you're having as much to drink as

812
00:47:22.159 --> 00:47:23.840
Troy did, I don't I don't think the uh. I

813
00:47:23.880 --> 00:47:27.599
don't think the win loss matters. I just think it's

814
00:47:27.920 --> 00:47:30.239
how much Johnny Walker you can get down your gullet.

815
00:47:32.760 --> 00:47:34.800
And that's how we ended up with Brian Schottenheimer as

816
00:47:34.840 --> 00:47:39.039
the new coach. I think Jerry took down two or

817
00:47:39.079 --> 00:47:42.440
three bottles of Johnny Walker Blue and then just put

818
00:47:42.480 --> 00:47:44.880
a bunch of names on a board and then closed

819
00:47:44.880 --> 00:47:48.880
his eyes and threw and threw a dart at it

820
00:47:48.960 --> 00:47:52.280
and it landed on him. Or maybe what he actually

821
00:47:52.280 --> 00:47:55.679
did is he lined all the candidates up on a

822
00:47:55.800 --> 00:47:59.280
wall themselves physically, and then closed his eyes and threw

823
00:47:59.320 --> 00:48:03.280
a dart and a stuck into Brian Schottenheimer. They let

824
00:48:03.320 --> 00:48:04.840
you get away with anything. When you're a cleaner.

825
00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:06.639
How do you pick your head?

826
00:48:06.639 --> 00:48:13.719
Coach lawn darts, I mean better than the slumber party

827
00:48:13.760 --> 00:48:14.880
method he tried last time.

828
00:48:15.159 --> 00:48:23.000
That's right. For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse on

829
00:48:23.079 --> 00:48:25.760
Air dot com, find and follow us on social media.

830
00:48:25.800 --> 00:48:28.320
For the show, it's at Treehouse on Air. For Trey,

831
00:48:28.880 --> 00:48:30.960
it's at Trey Trndholm One. For me, it's at d

832
00:48:31.119 --> 00:48:33.880
Daniel Mellley. For Raj, it's at Comedian Raj. And once again,

833
00:48:33.920 --> 00:48:36.400
thank you to calem from Pausing the City. Find them

834
00:48:36.480 --> 00:48:40.000
online at Pauseinthcity dot org. We'll see you tomorrow, right

835
00:48:40.079 --> 00:48:41.960
back here inside the Treehouse