Sept. 2, 2024

First, We Honor. Then, We Laugh. | Monday September 2, 2024

First, We Honor. Then, We Laugh. | Monday September 2, 2024

First, we honor Dallas Police Officer Darron Burks. Then, we get stupid. We laugh about the harrowing escape of Kembali the orangutan from the Toronto Zoo, a Florida teacher who put a 3-year-old in a headlock, Dan's haunted Airbnb, and luxury brands...

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First, we honor Dallas Police Officer Darron Burks. Then, we get stupid. We laugh about the harrowing escape of Kembali the orangutan from the Toronto Zoo, a Florida teacher who put a 3-year-old in a headlock, Dan's haunted Airbnb, and luxury brands moving into real estate. Good thing you have the day off because there's a lot of stupid in here.

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Video helped Toronto Zoo see how orangutan escaped | CTV News

Florida teacher arrested, accused of using legs to put 3-year-old in headlock during storytime - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

Luxe landlords: High-end brands are moving into real estate (msn.com)

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The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast about all things stupid. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about current events, stupid news, and the comedy that is their lives. If it's stupid, it's in here.

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It is time to leave your worries outside and come

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laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along

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with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. We will get to

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some laughs today. I promise you we will have a

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good time on this Labor Day episode of the Treehouse.

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But we do need to discuss a major thing that

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happened just a few days ago in the city of Dallas.

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As stewards of the Listeners Foundation, it is our job

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to take our money and disperse it to the families

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of fallen police officers and firefighters in DYFW killed in

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the line of duty. And while we just did that

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a couple of weeks ago, Friday morning, we woke up

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to the news that we were going to have to

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do it again. I've said this many times and I'll

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say it again. I'll keep saying it as long as

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we have to. I hate that we have to do it,

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but I'm proud that we get to. And so on

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Friday morning, Dallas police officer Darren Burks was shot and killed,

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along with two other responding officers who were also injured

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in that shooting, and according to Dallas Police Chief Eddie Garcia,

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it could have been worse, and without sharing too many

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of the details because it's not our place to do it,

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things that we have heard from police sources is that's

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very accurate. It could have been way worse. As it stands,

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it was extremely bad and losing officer Berks, who was

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a math teacher before becoming a police officer.

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A math teacher at the can Academy.

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Oh well, we'll dig in a little bit more into

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his story here in just a little bit. But let

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me just reset quickly as to what happened Thursday night

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Friday morning. This from WFAA. An officer with the Dallas

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Police Department was shot and killed Thursday evening and two

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other officers were injured in the same incident. According to officials,

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around ten ten pm, DPD SET officers responded to an

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officer in distress in the nine hundred block of East

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Ladbetter Drive. Upon arriving at the scene, police said the

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responding officers and the parking lot outside of the facilities

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of the community organization for oak Cliffe. That's actually what

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it's called for. Oak Cliffe found a suspect near a

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squad car belonging to Rookie Dallas Police officer Darren Burks,

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who had been shot. During a press conference on Friday afternoon,

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Chief Eddie Garcia had this to say, mab me just

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a moment to pull this up.

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I know that the word ambush has been thrown around

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in the last twenty four hours or so.

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That's not what happened here.

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Officer Burks was executed. Our officers were targeted by this coward.

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Our detectives have.

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Learned from social media that three days ago Cobb Bay

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approached an unmarked squad car of an unknown law enforcement

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agency and recorded as he questioned the officers about why

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they were parked there, expressed.

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Problems with his personal and professional life.

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Online, and one day ago he made a post indicating

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an event was happening on Friday. The investigation determined last

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night was premeditated, again for no other reason than the

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uniform we wear that my men and women probably wear.

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So there you have it from Dallas Police Chief Eddie

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Garcia that these officers were targeted in an attack by

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the suspect. And obviously I'll lead the name in for

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a Chief Garcia to use, but I'm not saying it.

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So it's obviously a horrific story. Let me get back

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to the let me get back to what originally transpired

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Thursday night into Friday morning. Shortly after Burkes was shot,

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a police dispatcher noticed something was wrong over his radio

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and sent Senior Corporal Jamie Farmer and Senior Corporal Curis

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had David to the scene to investigate. Farmer responded first,

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and the suspect immediately fired a handgun. While Farmer returned fire,

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he was hit once in the leg. Chief Garcia said

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that Senior Corporal Curis had David responded, ran up to

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and shot at her multiple times. The suspect did She

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returned fire, but was hit in the face during the exchange.

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She is the one that's believes. She's still listed in

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critical condition, but her injuries are not life threatening. All

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three officers shot Thursday night were with the South Central

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Patrol Division. In the wake of those initial shootings had

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chastened suit, with law enforcement pursuing the suspect as he

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traveled north from Dallas along I thirty five E. Along

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that pursuit, the Lewisville Police Department was called into assist EPD, and,

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according to an email obtained by WFAA from the Lewisville

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Police Chief to his staff. The suspect was chased by

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police to Lewisville and then fatally shot in the one

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thousand block of Stemons Freeway by Dallas Police officers. The

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Lewisville chief said his officers did not use their weapons,

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so the suspect was killed in Lewisville by pursuing Dallas

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police officers. So Friday morning, we all wake up to

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the news that Dallas Police officer Darren Burks was killed

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in the line of duty in horrific fashion. And the

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Foundation responded as it does by mobilizing, making sure that

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we have things in place, which we do making sure

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that funds from your foundation get into the hands of

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the family of an officer or firefighter when they're killed

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in the line of duty. And that was completed by

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Saturday afternoon board members from the Foundation, Captain Mark Howard

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from Dallas County Sheriff's Office retired, and our very own

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trade Tronholme, delivered a check to DPD headquarters for Darren

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Burks's family, along with a letter to Chief Garcia, which

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I'll share with you in case you hadn't seen it

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on social media, dated August thirty of twenty twenty four.

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Addressed to Chief Eddie Garcia of the Dallas Police Department.

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Chief Garcia, please accept our some serious condolences on the

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loss of Dallas Police Officer Darren Burks. Although his life

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ended on August twenty ninth, twenty twenty four, his name

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and his story will be remembered on behalf of the

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listeners of the Treehouse Podcast and the former Russ Martin Show.

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Please accept this check for Officer Burke's family. We hope

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it provides any immediate financial needs the family may have

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in the aftermath of this tragedy. Officer Burke's selfless commitment

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to his community, first as a teacher and then as

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a police officer should be celebrated and shown as an

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example to us all. We grieve with your officers and

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all who support our first responders. Sincerely, Daniel Maley, Trade Trenholm,

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Captain Mark Howard, the RMS Treehouse Listeners Foundation, and then

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a check for forty thousand dollars accompany that letter to

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the surviving members of Officer Burkes's family. So thank you

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to those that have donated throughout the years and to

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those who continue to donate to the foundation, and just

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know that your money is still going to where it's

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intended and going back to what you were saying, Trey,

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which is vastly important in this situation. When when I

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first heard that he was a rookie, I was like,

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oh my god, you know, it's just someone that's going

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to be so young, just at beginning of life and

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all these sorts of things. Then to find out that

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this rookie was forty six years old, had just recently

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finished his training, and before he decided to put on

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the uniform, he was a math teacher, and Trey, I

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didn't know until you mentioned that he was a math

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teacher at the cant Academy, which specifically helps troubled youths

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in finishing their high school degrees.

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I think that's what just really got me, is the

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fact that he's our age and to you read his

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story and he wanted he didn't feel like he was

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giving enough and wanted to give more to the community,

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so he quits being a teacher at the can Academy

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and becomes a police officer. I mean, that's just it's unbelievable.

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Most of us can can't even be bothered to pick

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up a gum wrapper we see on the street and

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this guy's teaching troubled kids and deciding, you know what,

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I can do more. And I remember after July seventh,

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and then Dallas Police Chief Brown told people because when

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those five officers in Dallas were shot, four DPD and

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one guard officer, all killed at a protest against police.

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So police officers protecting a First Amendment protected situation to

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protest them, they got murdered at and some of those

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some of those officers that were there protecting the citizens

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that had been protesting the mere minutes prior when when

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the shooting erupted. After all that happened, Chief Brown goes

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on television and he says, join us, if you don't

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like what's happening, do something about it. Join us be

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the change you seek in the world. Don't just bitch

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about it. And I don't think he said that exactly.

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That's more about twist on it, but that's that's the

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spirit of what he said. And it's true. We all

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can complain about all these things, but if we don't

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do anything about them, then all we're doing is bitching.

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Darren Burks did something. He was already doing something, and

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then he decided, you know what, Sure, I think I

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think I've taught all the math I need to these

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kids in this community. I can do more. And so

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he did, and someone responded differently, and simply because he

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decided to put on a uniform, he got targeted. And uh,

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it's it's just a sad state of affairs. Look, I

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don't know. I don't know a single police officer that

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will tell you that the profession is without problems. It is.

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They know it. All the all the good cops we've

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known for years have all said, Jesus, we hate the

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bad ones because it brings us all down. And these

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are the things that happen. So again, like like like,

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like we put in that letter to Chief Garcia, I

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hope that the way Officer Burke's life ended is not

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what we all remember, but instead what he gave in

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his life, what his actual story was, and that was,

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to me, a story of commitment and doing good for others.

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And I hope that's what most everyone remembers out of this.

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Yeah, and striving to do more.

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Yeah, And I'll be honest, and I suck at that,

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you know. I mean, I'll put every ounce of effort

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I have into my job into doing certain things for

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myself doing certain things for this show, and I don't

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leave a whole lot else for other people. I am

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selfish in that way. I'm not the most selfish person

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I know, and certainly not the most selfish person I've

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ever known. But you know, I think we're all a

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little bit selfish, and this is a very star reminder

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that that I can I can do more, and I

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can be more.

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Yeah, but here's here's the other thing. That's just you

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said it earlier. You're like, most of us can't be

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bothered to pick up a gun wrapper gum. I'm sorry,

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gum wrapper of it.

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But if you see a gun wrapper, please pick that up.

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I actually don't pick it up. Call Call, call police,

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because I might be evidence.

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Another thing that makes you know, Officer Burke's story remarkable

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is at our age picking up a gum wrapper and

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you know, can be you know, something that hurts us

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for six weeks throwing out our back he went to

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the academy.

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It was the other day. I was sitting right here

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and as I was waiting for my computer to turn on,

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I did this. I went like and I did like

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a little backstretch thing and and and I popped a

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rib outed This man went and is chasing down criminals

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and stuff. I can't even wrap my brain around that.

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Yeah, I I pulled. I was on the couch for

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two days because I I was folding laundry and uh,

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I snapped a T shirt to get the wrinkles out.

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That was it. Tigerbaum on the college for two days,

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and he went through the whole program and all the

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requirements that you know, and you're you know, at forty six.

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He's also in there with you know, twenty one year

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olds and twenty two year olds and twenty five year olds,

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so people substantially younger than him and came out and

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and just the just a wanting to do more is

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just remarkable. And yeah, that's just an amazing story and

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such a tragic into what an amazing story.

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So we expressed our sinceres condolences to the chief, and

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we want to do that here verbally as well, not

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just to him, not just to the Dallas Police Department

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and its officers, but you know, all of our first

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responders who are doing more than the rest of us do,

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and it's appreciated and we are we appreciate you, the listeners, for,

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away to pull us back into a treehouse full of

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stupid you boys. Ready, there we go. An orangutan swung

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in cartwheel like motions before climbing down a tower to

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escape the Toronto Zoo.

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Yeah, that'll do it.

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I really do like to think that the the other

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apes and the enclosure slow clapped him like a high

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school movie, because I bet they all said he couldn't

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do it, and he said watch this, And not only

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did he do it, but he threw in a cartwheel.

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He did it with style.

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I like an orangutan with flayer, doesn't.

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The Toronto Zoo says it has learned how one of

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it's orangutans escaped from its enclosure last week. Kim Bali,

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one of the zoo's seven Sumatran orangutans, escaped his outdoor

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habitat on Thursday night and visited an area just outside

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of it. He didn't run away, per se, He just

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wanted to show everyone that he could do it. According

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to the zoo, the mail orangutan was returned to his

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enclosure without incident thanks to the quick response by staff.

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They added that police were called as a precaution. Now,

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thanks to video and photographs taken from that day, the

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zoo said in an update on Saturday, it figured out

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how kim Bally got out because, as we mentioned last week,

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when Jabari the gorilla escaped his enclosure at the Dallas Zoo,

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all the way back in I believe it was two

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thousand and four, we didn't have, you know, smartphone and

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video stuff attached to us the way we do these days,

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how Jabari got out. We all guessed that he just jumped,

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and then the city of Dallas spent about six hundred

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thousand dollars over three months, and they figured out that

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he jumped, but we didn't have the video evidence to

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support it at the time, so they had to spend

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a bunch of money to find out. The Toronto Zoo

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didn't have to worry about any of that because people

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just pull out their phone and go, hey, watch what

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this monkey's doing.

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He climbed up and then climbed down.

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The Toronto Zoo even said on Twitter, we want to

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thank the many guests and members who send us video

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and photographs from the Rankatan Habitat, as they've been instrumental

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in helping us better understand how Kimbali was able to

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climb down the tower and access the area just outside

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the habitat. Uh and so I've got some of that

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video to share with you today.

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Oh good, Hey, it actually is impressive that if that

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basically he cartwheeled around the hot wire.

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Yeah, this is a I'm not showing new video of

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the copper thieves on power lines in Garland. No, this

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is an orangutan escaping the zoo, but doing so on

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power lines. See he's like he's gone across the power

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lines and hit that little platform and then down the

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tower he goes. But let's let the local News share

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more with us here.

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But Toronto who was investigating after one of its orangutans

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got a free the Brief Taste of Freedom escaping from

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a new outdoor enclosure last night. This is the video

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showing Kimbali. He's sitting on a pole next to the

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pedestrian walkway at the enclosure. He is not supposed to

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be there, We're told that for a walk among the zoo.

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Guess smiling.

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Now take a look at this. Well, this is a

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video from last month before the great escape. As you

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can see, Kimbali was quite adept at doing a high

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wire act.

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So he's showing a video here and he just said it.

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The anchor just said it. The video that he's showing

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here is from a month ago of Kimbali, the orangutan,

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going acrosst the power lines above the enclosure. Yeah, so

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he's testing the plan. He's doing this like like it's

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a heist. He's doing this like he's, you know, part

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of Ocean's eleven, Like he's Ocean's twelve. Well, I guess

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there's two more movies. This is the plot for Ocean's fourteen.

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I think this is kind of the plot of shawshik.

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He's the Andy d Frame of oringutans.

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This is where we need our buddy, Aaron Aarmpor. He

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does a killer or organ freeman to pop in and go.

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Kimbale wasn't frowned. And that sounds like for Stump, that's

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why I don't do that choice. We'll go back here

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to the anchor.

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He was returned to his habitat without incident. All right,

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let's not bring it, okay.

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So that's one of my favorite parts of this is

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when the anchor says that the Kimbali was returned to

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his enclosure without incident. And in my head it went

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like this, his zoo friend person, his zoo caretaker approaches

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him and just holds up the hand, and then the

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orangutane just comes down and grabs his hand, and then

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they just walk back through the front door together, hand

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in hand.

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Yeah, it's a very Canadian, polite way of doing things.

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It's Canada. So I'm sure the zoo keeper said I'm sorry,

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first apologize and then.

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And like in all relationships, that helped.

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Yeah, did you know did you know that that Canada

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had to pass a law that apologizing or saying I'm

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sorry and an interrogation is not an admission of guilt

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just because they apologize to him much.

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They really are the people please her nation.

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They are, and that's why I'm like, I like how

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they thanked everybody for their videos, like, we know you

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were probably a little terrified of a loose orangutane, but

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thank you so kindly you sharing your videos of our ineptitude.

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Well not only that, I think they also probably thought

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about the best strategy to get Kimbali the orangutan back

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into the enclosure, because I bet if they saw the

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Clint Eastwood classic every which way but loose, and they

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went up to this and orangutan and say, get your

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ass back in that pin, you're gonna get punched.

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So they instead went with the Canadian strategy of oh,

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I'm so sorry that we let you out. Would you

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like to come back home and have a snack.

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Yeah. They're like, you know, what what can we do

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to make your enclosure better for you?

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What can we do to make it to where you

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don't want to leave your enclosure in the future.

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They probably just put a cutout of Ryan Reynolds in

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there and he just walked back in.

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I think it would work on me too.

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I'll be hon.

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You got to cut out of Ryan Reynolds up there

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or Blake Livela. Yeah, we're all good. What's in there?

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Is it?

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Jin?

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Is it a really good cell plan? Is it a movie?

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What ever?

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Is gonna make me happy?

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He's gonna be monkey Pool. That's gonna be the next one.

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Every which way but Deadpool. I love it. I love it.

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I love it.

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I love it. Oh, and not to be outdone, ooh boy,

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this may be uh. I know it's only Monday, but

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this may be an early favorite and headline of the week.

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Inside the Treehouse, are you ready? M a Florida teacher

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has been arrested and accused of using her legs to

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put a three year old in a headlock during story time.

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If her last name is Wow, We're gonna have a problem.

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Thank you, Roch. This is a good time to plug

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go join that Now listen to that episode and then

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come back into this Treehouse episode and hit play, and

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everything will be brighter, everything will make way more sense,

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and you'll even appreciate me using the word headbanging.

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Why Florida, Why, what's going on?

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Florida? Teacher has been arrested and accused of using her

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legs to put a three year old in a headlock

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during story time. So I decided to take it upon

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myself do a little online research because I thought, I

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don't think it's a headlock when you use your legs.

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A headlock is using your hands and your arms, kind

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of like Nolan Ryan did back in the day on

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Robin Ventura. That's a headlock. Right, there's the real naked choke.

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That's a variation of a headlock. But I believe the

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exact term we're looking for here is this or to

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teacher put a three year old in what's known as

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head scissors, sometimes referred to as next scissors. This holds

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he's a wrestler, approach a supine opponent and sit next

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to them before turning onto their side towards the opponent

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and wrapping their legs around either side of the opponent's head,

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crossing the top leg after it has gone around the

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opponent's chin.

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I feel like that, could you know, change a few

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words and that could have been a description for a

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page in the Kama Sutra.

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Yes, it is true. There's there's if you've ever seen it,

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there's like there's multiple head, head, leg desert things that

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happen in it.

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All right, I'm gonna try to do this on the

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fly tray. A Florida woman dressed as a teacher during

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role play is being praised for putting her thirty year

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old boy friend in a scissor luck during bedtime.

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There you go, very nice, eh, not bad? Right?

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Anyway, Let's get back to the teacher brutalizing a three

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year old in Florida. According to the arrest affid David

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vilma Otero fifty nine, it's facing child abuse charges after

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a educator and after a parat educator in her classroom

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witnessed the incident and submitted a Florida Department of Children

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and Families report. The The witness told deputies she was

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setting up an activity during the children's stories during the

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children's story time when she started to hear screaming and

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crying coming from the other side of the room. When

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she turned around, she said she saw the teacher sitting

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in a chair with the toddler between her legs. The

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boy's face was turning red as he screamed and tried

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to free himself from the legs scissor chokehold. The witness

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even hip photos of the incident and sym them. Isn't

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it amazing how she had time to grab the phone

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and snap a few photos instead of immediately going to

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help the suffocating child.

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I mean, you got a post, you got a post.

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Come on, what was she doing with her her arms,

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you know, holding a bush light and a camel?

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My guess is like in my head, I'm like, she's

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still reading from the book.

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Yeah, she's still reading Great Eggs and ham while turning

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the child red.

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Oh the places you will go.

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I stepped on your punchline.

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My bad, It's okay. I'm just in my head like

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she's just continuing to read as this kid just slowly,

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slowly goes out.

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Meanwhile, all the other kids like, go to.

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Sleep, well, go to sleep the normal way. She's like,

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you just are gonna sleep one way or another.

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That kid did was raised a tennis I was not tired, you.

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Be you're listening to the treehouse visit us online that

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And I was gonna say before that as well, is

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All that, including everything else treehouse related, is on that

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515
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that is concluded the little bit of housekeeping, there's something

516
00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:33.719
else that's been happening here that I need to update

517
00:34:34.000 --> 00:34:37.360
you both on, and that is we didn't really cover

518
00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:40.239
it last week because things were quiet. But the first

519
00:34:40.320 --> 00:34:44.320
week that we were doing five days a week, we

520
00:34:44.320 --> 00:34:49.280
were talking about how my wife thinks the place we're

521
00:34:49.280 --> 00:34:52.559
staying in Seattle is haunted. I don't really think it is,

522
00:34:52.599 --> 00:34:55.639
and if it is, it's not so bad. Trey, you

523
00:34:56.360 --> 00:34:58.639
tend to agree with her. Raj, you definitely agree with her.

524
00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:03.280
And nothing really happened last week that I noticed, or

525
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at least that Tara told me, until this morning. This morning,

526
00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:15.239
the smoke detector beated. Now the initial thinking was, are

527
00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:20.079
you kidding me? Holiday weekend? The smoke detector is going

528
00:35:20.159 --> 00:35:22.440
to go out? At least it was early in the morning,

529
00:35:22.519 --> 00:35:26.519
at like around eight seven thirty eight o'clock, as opposed

530
00:35:26.519 --> 00:35:29.239
to when it usually starts beeping, which is like two

531
00:35:29.280 --> 00:35:33.599
am when you're in the middle of rim cycle. But

532
00:35:33.639 --> 00:35:35.880
then it didn't beep again, So it was just a

533
00:35:35.880 --> 00:35:40.400
single beep, right, and then I don't know, ten fifteen

534
00:35:40.440 --> 00:35:43.760
minutes later, well passed when the next beat should have

535
00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:48.840
happened if the battery was out or low. Was a

536
00:35:48.880 --> 00:35:52.039
handful of successive beats like beep, beep, beep, but again

537
00:35:52.079 --> 00:35:54.519
it sounded like the smoke detector. And then I haven't

538
00:35:54.559 --> 00:35:58.800
heard it since. So now what I think is the

539
00:35:58.840 --> 00:36:01.360
ghost was out of town week, it's back in town,

540
00:36:02.239 --> 00:36:04.199
back in the house, and it's gone around testing the

541
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smoke detectors.

542
00:36:05.760 --> 00:36:09.440
Yes, that is it's not trying to communicate with you.

543
00:36:09.840 --> 00:36:11.519
It's trying to make sure that you guys are safe

544
00:36:11.599 --> 00:36:16.920
during the long weekend. Okay, you're very optimistic about what

545
00:36:16.960 --> 00:36:17.599
your ghosts do.

546
00:36:18.920 --> 00:36:22.079
Well, I'm sorry, until a knife starts floating from the

547
00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:25.079
kitchen and chasing me around the house, I'm assuming it's

548
00:36:25.119 --> 00:36:27.480
a nice ghost. If it's just pushing buttons and stuff,

549
00:36:27.519 --> 00:36:29.800
it's fine.

550
00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:33.880
I'm just saying if the knife starts floating, then it's

551
00:36:34.000 --> 00:36:36.480
basically going. I tried to warn you with the TV

552
00:36:36.599 --> 00:36:42.599
coming on, the doorbell rang, what ell, there's a banjo

553
00:36:42.679 --> 00:36:46.360
that plays sometimes there's you know whatever. And then now

554
00:36:46.440 --> 00:36:48.800
I gave you the consecutive beaps, and that could have

555
00:36:48.920 --> 00:36:50.599
you done the Morris Code. Have you seen what it

556
00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:54.400
could be spelling out for you? Because it's saying get out.

557
00:36:54.920 --> 00:36:57.320
No, because it didn't even have enough letters. There weren't

558
00:36:57.400 --> 00:37:01.360
enough beaps to coincide with the six letters of get out.

559
00:37:03.039 --> 00:37:06.559
Okay, maybe it's a shorthand like out.

560
00:37:06.480 --> 00:37:11.400
Go or get get. You're trying to tell me. A Seattle,

561
00:37:11.440 --> 00:37:14.599
Washington based specter understands get.

562
00:37:14.840 --> 00:37:17.920
It could be an old timey ghost from you know,

563
00:37:18.000 --> 00:37:21.960
the settler days. Yeah, and you should. You should go

564
00:37:22.039 --> 00:37:25.760
and see what the the beeps, what what does it

565
00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:30.559
spell out? And if it spells out get, then you'll stay.

566
00:37:30.679 --> 00:37:33.039
I know you you'll even if even if the ghost like

567
00:37:33.199 --> 00:37:35.480
was literally behind you and was like, hey, I think

568
00:37:35.480 --> 00:37:37.119
you guys need to leave, like.

569
00:37:38.199 --> 00:37:40.199
He'd still that's still very polite. Zunding.

570
00:37:40.480 --> 00:37:42.199
Yeah, I know, then you'd be like, here's such a

571
00:37:42.239 --> 00:37:46.239
nice ghost then and then uh and then death.

572
00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:50.599
Yeah, because this, you know, you could be really over

573
00:37:50.679 --> 00:37:53.679
complicating it and it's just telling you I was being

574
00:37:53.760 --> 00:37:56.400
nice the first time. This is your second morning. It's

575
00:37:56.440 --> 00:37:59.159
the you know, fire alarm. Hence you know I'm going

576
00:37:59.159 --> 00:38:00.760
to torch your ass if you don't leave.

577
00:38:01.159 --> 00:38:03.519
Let's see. That's what that's that's what you need to

578
00:38:03.519 --> 00:38:05.440
listen to. Is that man there?

579
00:38:06.480 --> 00:38:08.679
That guy. I'm just waiting, like Roger, I'm just waiting

580
00:38:08.719 --> 00:38:10.920
for your fingers. Obviously we can see each other. I'm

581
00:38:10.920 --> 00:38:13.639
just waiting for your finger to go through the camera

582
00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:16.639
and into Trey's head all a dead pull three.

583
00:38:18.239 --> 00:38:21.000
Yes, you listen to that. The ghost is the ghost

584
00:38:21.039 --> 00:38:24.079
is trying. Uh, you're just the You're just the people

585
00:38:24.119 --> 00:38:26.159
in the house are like, he's so nice, and he's like,

586
00:38:26.199 --> 00:38:28.840
I'm not trying to be at a holes. I'm not

587
00:38:28.880 --> 00:38:29.599
trying to be.

588
00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:33.960
Like I'm like the character that gets parodied in all

589
00:38:34.000 --> 00:38:36.760
the scary movie movies. It's like I'm the one that

590
00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:38.679
says I'll be right back, or I'm the one that

591
00:38:38.719 --> 00:38:41.599
said there's nothing to worry about, or you're you're the

592
00:38:41.599 --> 00:38:43.320
white guy. Yeah, I was gonna.

593
00:38:43.400 --> 00:38:44.440
I didn't want to say it.

594
00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:51.079
Thanks, Ray, I'll spell you.

595
00:38:51.079 --> 00:38:55.119
No, you're you're the white couple that moves into the

596
00:38:55.119 --> 00:38:58.280
house that's trying to tell you to get out, and

597
00:38:58.320 --> 00:39:00.280
you just keep finding nice things about It's like it's

598
00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:03.760
the weather's great, get out. Did you hear that? It

599
00:39:04.199 --> 00:39:05.119
sounded polite.

600
00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:08.920
It sounds so nice. No, I hate, I'd hate to

601
00:39:08.920 --> 00:39:11.039
give a less than five star review for this place

602
00:39:11.079 --> 00:39:14.840
on Airbnb because someone whispered get out. Meanwhile, you're right,

603
00:39:14.840 --> 00:39:17.039
because if this is a movie centered around a black family,

604
00:39:17.079 --> 00:39:18.920
like if this was a scary movie on B e T,

605
00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:20.960
it wouldn't be a movie. It'd be it'd be called

606
00:39:21.000 --> 00:39:21.880
B E T Shorts.

607
00:39:22.159 --> 00:39:25.079
Yeah, it would it would be. It would be one scene,

608
00:39:25.639 --> 00:39:28.239
the TV would come on and we would leave like that,

609
00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:31.440
Like there would only be like this was how it

610
00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:33.039
would go down. The TV would come on. I'm like,

611
00:39:33.119 --> 00:39:35.039
did you turn the TV on? No? Did you turn

612
00:39:35.079 --> 00:39:37.039
the TV on? No? I guess we got to leave

613
00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:43.320
this place. Should we pack? No? Would you just go?

614
00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:47.840
They're they're like, oh, that nice guy. He's telling us

615
00:39:47.880 --> 00:39:49.039
to get out and get some exercise.

616
00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:54.920
You have a point. Maybe he can see my Apple

617
00:39:54.960 --> 00:39:57.599
watch and has noticed that I have not closed my

618
00:39:57.599 --> 00:39:58.559
my ring for the day.

619
00:39:59.559 --> 00:40:04.360
He's like, I keep showing him his own breath, like

620
00:40:04.599 --> 00:40:07.360
I'm making it this cold. He can see his own breath.

621
00:40:07.559 --> 00:40:09.639
That's just the ghost telling me that it's chili and

622
00:40:09.639 --> 00:40:10.760
I should put on a jacket.

623
00:40:12.320 --> 00:40:13.960
Or is your ghost white too.

624
00:40:15.000 --> 00:40:22.920
Probably it's Seattle, and I think also the ghost is

625
00:40:23.159 --> 00:40:25.599
I also think the ghost is wanting me to get

626
00:40:25.639 --> 00:40:28.119
outside to get some exercise, because it keeps opening the

627
00:40:28.159 --> 00:40:30.440
blinds and showing me what a pretty day it is outside.

628
00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:33.639
Yeah. See, it's trying to tell you where you need

629
00:40:33.679 --> 00:40:37.000
to be going. Pack your stuff and go to that place.

630
00:40:37.239 --> 00:40:39.719
There may be something to all this, though, because I

631
00:40:39.800 --> 00:40:43.719
have noticed myself going outside more so, I guess I'm

632
00:40:43.760 --> 00:40:46.800
taking the ghost advice. And I don't know if it's

633
00:40:46.840 --> 00:40:49.079
just because I've been in Seattle too long or because

634
00:40:49.079 --> 00:40:52.280
it's the ghost whispering things while I sleep. But I'm

635
00:40:52.320 --> 00:40:54.880
really starting to like the looks of super rus.

636
00:40:55.599 --> 00:40:58.199
Oh no, you have a lesbian ghost.

637
00:41:01.440 --> 00:41:04.239
Look the cross track is a very practical vehicle in

638
00:41:04.239 --> 00:41:05.159
a mountainous region.

639
00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:08.440
You have two lesbian ghosts.

640
00:41:13.079 --> 00:41:14.239
Guess it's a crowded house.

641
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642
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643
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644
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645
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Don't forget check out Treehouse on air dot com, the

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You can listen to the most episode right there on

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You can also just look us up on YouTube. YouTube

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type it all out, it's YouTube dot com slash at

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So we appreciate you doing that. And you can even

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donate to the Listeners Foundation also right there on the

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website Treehouse on Air dot Com. One last thing to

662
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tell you about today on a Labor Day edition of

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the Treehouse, and that is something no one asked for

664
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and something I share as hell don't want. There is

665
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a growing list of luxury brands hoping to use real

666
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estate to turn their cultural cachet into cold hard cash.

667
00:42:55.440 --> 00:42:58.800
That's according to Business Insider. One example of this is

668
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the Italian autumn Pajani Hope. I'm saying that right, which

669
00:43:03.000 --> 00:43:07.559
produces cars with multi million dollar price tags, recently unveiled

670
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plans for Pajani Residences. A Janni recently unveiled God damn it,

671
00:43:14.840 --> 00:43:19.840
The Janni recently unveiled plans for Pajani Residences, a seventy

672
00:43:20.320 --> 00:43:23.840
a seventy unit condo development in Miami's North Bay Village.

673
00:43:25.760 --> 00:43:29.400
These condos, similar to their cars, will sell at around

674
00:43:29.440 --> 00:43:34.559
the three million dollar range, and they're not alone in this.

675
00:43:34.960 --> 00:43:38.639
According to Business Insider, the Janni is the latest high

676
00:43:38.719 --> 00:43:40.920
end car brand to lend its name to a shiny

677
00:43:40.960 --> 00:43:47.719
condo project along the Miami coast, joining the likes of Mercedes, Benz, Porsche, Aston, Martin,

678
00:43:47.840 --> 00:43:53.239
and Bentley. And they're not alone on the on this venture.

679
00:43:53.800 --> 00:43:57.199
Non auto brands are doing this as well. They're getting

680
00:43:57.239 --> 00:44:00.920
into the condominium market, and some of those brands include

681
00:44:01.000 --> 00:44:08.760
the Italian eatery Carbone, the fashion icon, Dulce and Cabana,

682
00:44:08.920 --> 00:44:14.280
as well as L magazine. While other cities are seeing

683
00:44:14.280 --> 00:44:16.719
these types of developments, Miami seems to be a hotspot

684
00:44:16.760 --> 00:44:19.519
for this trend, of course, where no one will even

685
00:44:19.639 --> 00:44:22.639
build a luxury building in the city without a name

686
00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:26.400
brand attached to it. The traditional residential model of just

687
00:44:26.480 --> 00:44:30.119
building a really nice building is not enough anymore. It

688
00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:32.440
now has to have a brand. It has to conjure

689
00:44:32.519 --> 00:44:35.840
up the idea of what the lifestyle can be.

690
00:44:36.519 --> 00:44:43.119
Yeah, love it, you love it. I love it.

691
00:44:43.360 --> 00:44:45.840
You want to live in lofts by Louis Vatan.

692
00:44:46.039 --> 00:44:48.880
Yeah, or Dulce and Cabana. Oh, that's gonna be great.

693
00:44:48.920 --> 00:44:52.360
I mean just imagine the workmanship, like you know. But

694
00:44:52.400 --> 00:44:54.559
there's also the other side. There's also the mesquite side

695
00:44:54.559 --> 00:44:56.639
of me. I'm like, ah, is there one by Funians?

696
00:44:56.679 --> 00:44:58.719
Like I would? I would? I would? I would check

697
00:44:58.760 --> 00:45:01.119
that one out too, Like where do you live in

698
00:45:01.119 --> 00:45:04.960
the Dorito's Building? Yeah? Yeah, Oh it could be like

699
00:45:04.960 --> 00:45:05.559
a cool.

700
00:45:05.400 --> 00:45:09.480
Ranch all there you go. That'd be a good subdivision.

701
00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:12.119
That is pretty good. Yeah, because because you could have

702
00:45:12.599 --> 00:45:17.480
lofts by Louis Vaton, Gucci garages. Yeah, Raj, you mentioned

703
00:45:17.559 --> 00:45:19.840
Dulce and Gabana, so they could do they could play

704
00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:21.960
on the double theme. They could do Dulce and Gabana

705
00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:25.920
duplexes would be really popular, really popular in East Dallas

706
00:45:25.960 --> 00:45:27.199
because those are popular there.

707
00:45:31.119 --> 00:45:34.320
Yeah, I'm I'm on board with this. Mercedes Benz apartments.

708
00:45:34.840 --> 00:45:40.159
Quick question, did did anybody have douche developments on their

709
00:45:40.440 --> 00:45:43.320
twenty twenty four Bingo cards or is that just me?

710
00:45:47.119 --> 00:45:51.000
We like we know, we know development and subdivision areas

711
00:45:51.039 --> 00:45:53.800
better than I think almost any area of the country.

712
00:45:54.199 --> 00:45:58.559
In North Texas, our suburbs are crazy. Everything is its

713
00:45:58.679 --> 00:46:00.760
master planned community and all these.

714
00:46:01.199 --> 00:46:05.599
Yeah, yeah, you can finally have a Cavender's boot city,

715
00:46:06.239 --> 00:46:11.639
like you could finally have like it's its own city.

716
00:46:11.920 --> 00:46:14.079
But just oh it would be so, it would be

717
00:46:14.119 --> 00:46:15.159
so good and tacky.

718
00:46:15.519 --> 00:46:18.920
I don't think we need brands infiltrating every aspect of

719
00:46:18.960 --> 00:46:21.199
our life, including where we live. Trey, what are you

720
00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:23.079
working on over there? You look busy?

721
00:46:23.760 --> 00:46:25.519
My application to Trojan Town.

722
00:46:33.159 --> 00:46:34.800
The price is drop, but never pull out.

723
00:46:38.239 --> 00:46:40.000
I will. I will leave you to it. Good sir,

724
00:46:46.440 --> 00:46:48.239
I take it all back. I think there's some serious

725
00:46:48.239 --> 00:46:58.000
opportunity here. Thank you for hanging out with us inside

726
00:46:58.039 --> 00:46:59.960
the Treehouse today. Hope you made your labor day just

727
00:47:00.039 --> 00:47:02.920
a little bit better. You sorted again to check out

728
00:47:02.920 --> 00:47:11.320
all things Treehouse at Treehouse on air dot com. Oh man,

729
00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:15.320
trudging down, I'll see you tomorrow.