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It's FRIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAY! We have dating and relationship advice, a smart way to fix a stupid problem, what we used to do in Mesquite, and Jerry drops a few bad puns. PLUS: Birthdays and The Treehouse Top 5!

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with

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Trey Trentholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry Caldwell part of how

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you Know It's a Friday inside the Treehouse and Jerry

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joins us making it all very very festive, and we're

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going to kick off this epic Friday with a truly

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epic story. There we go. First there was the Right brothers,

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then the mind his brothers, and now come the Banks brothers.

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During a child porn investigation targeting his younger brother, an

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upstate New York man was recently busted for his own

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impropriety with a cow. Yes, thirty eight year old Mark

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Banks was arrested earlier this month for sexual misconduct with

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a dairy cow. A New York State police investigation originally

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focused on Banks's brother, thirty seven year old Christopher, for

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possessing child porn transmitted online, but electronic equipment taken during

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the investigation included video of his brother Mark going full

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Hillbilly on a cow. The Banks brothers are doing court

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and they'll have to answer to those criminal charges. Trey,

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I love documents, so maybe it's time you make one.

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We've had Tiger King. Maybe this could be the cow Queen.

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You could even interview people from Chick fil A, just

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to see if they have a comment on the story.

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You think the judge. The judge just starts off with

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where do I begin?

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Yeah, first of all, let me just say this is

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utterly ridiculous.

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You think Chick fil A is going to go more chicken?

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I mean, you don't know unless you ask got to

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get them on camera. Look, it'd be an eye catching.

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Billboard, especially if you put the cow in a little skirt.

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Let's now you're just victim blaming. This really is a stunning,

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stunning story. And I hope to god their parents are

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not alive, And if they are, I hope they're not proud,

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because I'm sorry. If you've got you've got two brothers

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doing some very very bad things. I can't help. But

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wonder did the parents like, what.

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Did you know?

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What's Yeah? Is the apple falling far enough from the tree?

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Well, you know the brother that was being the cows

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is looking at his other one brother, goe you sick?

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Well, at least it ain't kids.

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Yeah.

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Meanwhile, the rest of the prisons going like, really you

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two regards argue over that.

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This is the is what you guys have beef over.

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I'm gonna hit you in the face.

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Mute his mic.

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Oh terrible, it really is.

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Oh yeah, that's a that's an. We had a guy

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in high school that did something similar and he, uh,

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every time he would come down it was a it

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was it was at a field party. It was a

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lot of ever clear and yep and uh, every time

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he would come down the hall, we would move.

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Did he get confused?

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I don't know how you confuse that.

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Well, I don't know. I've never been to a Mesquite

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field party in in the nineties, so I don't know

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if you had Tammy dressed similarly to the cow.

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But that sounds like something that would happen in Mesquite.

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Mm hmm, all right.

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Yeah, you know.

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The the people that the girls that we went to

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high school with you're smoking hot? Ok, Yeah, so there's

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no confused. That was just one of those I bet

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it was like a dare, like, but you won't do it, and.

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All the all the girls in your class were smoking hot,

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almost almost all of them.

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Absolutely.

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Yeah. Yeah, the ones you're talking about were in West Mesquite.

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Yes, but there's some glamour shots that would sell the

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tale otherwise.

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Mm hmm, I was there, you know what, you know

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what I mean, Maybe maybe we are stereotyping this too much, Trey.

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Maybe Raj is correct. At a Mesquite field party, they

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have nothing but nines and tens on the female side,

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and maybe they also had nines and tens on the

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dairy cow side, and that's why this guy got confused

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and yeah, and decided to mount the cow.

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Yeah, I think it's on that. Yeah, I just think

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it was a dare, like I bet you won't do it,

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and it was like, yeah, I will.

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Really all right there watching me this cow. That's uh yeah,

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that's he will ever come back from that? Like you said, Roger,

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I mean, did you guys ever stop mooing in his presence?

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He was far far better than me. So I would

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hide behind other people moving and do the same, But

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I wouldn't do it for.

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Is that the way you want to taunt a cow

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is by is by mooing at him?

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Yeah, because we'll not just turn him.

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On going and he might he might get It's just

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I mean, it's not not getting stuffed in a locker.

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But like how they said dairy cow Like, if it

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was a meat producing cow, it would be okay.

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If it was a heifer, it would be gay.

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It's only gay. If it's a heifer, We're gonna have

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a hell of an Etsy store with all things. It's

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only gay. If sure, it's only gay. If it's a heifer,

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it's only gay. It's not gay. If it's the apocalypse

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and it's not gay. If there's a joaba between the

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two of you, I'm ready to go to print. I

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don't know about you, guys. And maybe also the more

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chicken t shirts.

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Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry

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called Well. Today is April twenty fifth, twenty twenty five.

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Jerry Wilbo, was that you were telling us about.

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Heifer's oh be prepared for incoming email. Heifers are female cows,

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specifically young cows that have not produced cabs yet.

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Herford there, here's my correction.

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Really is sad some of the things that I know

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because I knew that because my grandfather and his brother

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both cattle ranchers. But it was still a good line, Trey,

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So I still applaud you.

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I'm Hindu. They could just be an ancestor of mine.

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So I'm just home uncle.

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All right, moving on just a little bit. Although Trey's

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got something.

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You can't eat them or you can't.

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Story in my life?

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All right, that's another shirt now for the for the

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Etsy store for Raj, just a photo of Raj. Cows

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can't eat them? Can't? It has to be you specifically, Raj.

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If it's just a random Hindu, that's going to be

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horrifically racist, but it's it's okay. Fair game, no uh?

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Speaking of first dates in Mesquite, do you guys have

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a go to for your first date with somebody? Do

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you have like a go to first date plan or

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activity tray?

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No, I'd actually have to date.

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Fair enough, all right, Raj, do you have a playbook?

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And in that playbook do you have first date options.

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Yeah, I used to go. I used to always first

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dates were at Avante's and uh then the one in

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Addison Circle closed, so I had the one on McKinney.

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Was really nice. Dallas Italian restaurant yep, yeah.

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Was wonderful, and so that was like the go to.

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And then in La it was just whatever the trendiest

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bar or you know, Gastro.

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Pub was so in the old days, the original the

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Old Loon was my go to first date spot. Oh yeah,

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because the food was excellent, yep. And so if they

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immediately turned up their nose and were like, ooh, I

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don't you know, this isn't good enough, cool, this isn't

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gonna work.

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That's true because with Trey back in the day, if

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you want to get with him, you're gonna have to

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get with his friend, and his friend was the loot,

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and in his defense, it was a good friend.

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Yeah.

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I got with Tray many times. Jerry, do you have

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a do you have a go to first date?

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My younger days, it was like a party or a

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social gathering, you know, something, one of those field parties

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something like that. And then later on my go to

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first date was fun ninety five, Oh a fun place.

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Oh. Sorry, for a second, I thought you were saying

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some radio station that got a business fun ninety five.

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It's like the radio I mean, don't evening wrong. Sometimes

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a radio station tour could be fruitful, but I wouldn't

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depend on it. Well, it turns out, did you know?

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First dates with activities are more likely to land a

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second date. First dates with activities are more likely to

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lead to a second date. According to a report from

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a matchmaking company, first day that involve something active twenty

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five percent more likely to lead to a second date

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than say, meetups at bars, restaurants, or even coffee shops.

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Active dates are described as anything that gets people on

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their feet and experiencing something new, like visiting a museum,

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strolling through botanical gardens. It's ending a concert, grabbing a

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bike at a food truck, or taking a cooking class.

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And yes, raj hiking is included. Hiking boasts a whopping

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fifty percent success rate, So if you go hiking on

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a first date, fifty percent more likely to lead to

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a second date. Bars used to be a popular option,

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but that's now becoming less popular for everyone. So there

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you have it. Activities on first dates greater chance of

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leading to a second date, which leads us to today's

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Treehouse Top five the category inside the Treehouse Today first dates,

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Red Flag first date activities, Oh the Treehouse Top five

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Today's category Red Flag first date activities. Are you guys ready?

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Absolutely?

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Number one of the I'm sorry? Number five Red Flag

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first date activities. Crotchless yoga. It's the same as yoga,

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but key pieces of fabric from the yoga pans are missing. Yeh,

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feel like it needs a sound effect. Makes me feel better?

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Number five caroutiously yoga. Number four illegal border cross hiking.

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I said you want adventure, you go there, then you

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try to make it back. I mean, what's not exciting

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about that? Number three Care to decorate my panel van?

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Number two how to make a snuff film workshop? And

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number one of the Red Flag first date activities TikTok

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dance videos. That has been the Treehouse Top five the

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category Red Flag first date activities. You're welcome. It's very,

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very intentional to put the TikTok dance video at number one.

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Why.

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I just feel like I'd rather do any of those

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other things than on a first date. Get the phone

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put out let's commemorate it with a TikTok dance, like,

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oh my god, I don't think any first date should

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involve choreography and recording equipment.

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white girls, so they'll make it across the border.

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I'll stay in Mexico, which is why it should be

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a red flag for you. It's just it's just not

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only not only is it a red flag, it's just

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really unsafe for you because you get it up in

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a cartel and.

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I don't speak the language, So I'll just be I'll

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see you next Tuesday. Trey, you're leaning in like you've

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got something here. I'm not sure if it's good or bad. No, nothing, Okay, Well,

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this is the next thing we're going to talk about

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is bad and and for the record, it's all your

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can fault. Okay, okay. Question, do you guys know what

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an antarectal foreign body is? Trey does, because he sent

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me the story. Raj, you were pre med at Texas State?

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Did they teach you about anarectal foreign bodies?

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I mean, it's just a foreign object in your But.

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Your Texas State pre med is really paying off. It's

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obviously not for tight lipped people. Yeah, but a man,

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a man managed to get a large flashing kid's toy

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stuck in his butt, forcing doctors to come up with

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a plan to get the antarectal foreign body out for good?

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Wait out for good? Does that mean they got it

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out more than once and it kept going back in?

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The story is really alarming, Tray like, does it?

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Like?

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Did the did the toy do the hello money, Hello,

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my darling and then run back in? Anyway, any day

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is a good day that has a Spaceball's reference. The

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sixty two year old man went to the hospital complaining

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of severe pain in his backside and admitted that a

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foreign body was stuck in there. A digital exis emanation,

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not a finger digital, but computer, revealed a six and

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a half centimeter diameter ball with two cartoon faces on

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either side. It also contained smaller ball bearings and a

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red liquid. Basically, it looked like something you would get

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out of like a gumball machine, like like a clear

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plastic I've seen the photo, so a clear sphere with

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little smiley faces on either side. So it's either something

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you'd get out of a gumball machine or something like

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I'd get if I ate a certain number of sushi

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plates at the Korea Revolving Sushi in Carrollton.

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If anyone was going to know where the object came from.

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I really opened myself up to these things, don't I

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really do?

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Literally?

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Anyways, to get the ball out, surgeons came up with

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an ingenious plan to make their lives as easy as possible,

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because when you get someone with something in their butt,

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as a doctor, you think, okay, how are we going

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to get it out? And more importantly, how can we

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get this out as quickly and effortlessly and minimally invasive

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on our part as possible, right, So to get the

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ball out, surgeons came up with an ingenious plan. They

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placed the man under general anesthetic so knocked him out entirely,

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and then they used a scalpel to pierce the elastic ball.

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The ball's overall size was then reduced as air rushed out.

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It was then successfully removed using forceps and a foreign

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body clamp through the man's rectum. And that is how

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you ruin your kids Easter.

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My mother was an e ar nurse and she would

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tell me, and she was an overnight so that's when

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all of what happens, and she would tell me. She's like,

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I don't understand why people put things in dead bum

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And I was like, okay, that's a And she had

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one guy that came in. She had one guy that

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came in with a mag light. What yeah, Oh yeah.

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I have a hard time eating Magnum ice cream bars.

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I can't just because it's got the same name as well.

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If you're doing if you're doing it that way, you're

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doing it wrong.

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I think that sounds a lot better than a mag light,

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at least tasty.

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How in the hell did that guy sit down?

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Uh?

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He did not last year. She said that when she

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they brought him in to medical City, Uh, he was

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his butt was in the air and he was on

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the gurney and like, there's no I mean, he everybody

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saw it.

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Is there a medical term for face down ass up?

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Is there a Latin verse version of that they have

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to write down for the insurance.

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Billy, I'll look it up for the next episode.

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So you're right, Raj, Yes, this is This is not

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an isolated incident. People, especially men, have been putting weird

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things in their butts for years. Radiologists have shown X

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rays with some of the most embarrassing things that they've

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seen in men's butts. Things like deodorant cans, lighter fluid bottles,

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coffee jars, and even a whole orange have been found

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stuck inside rectums. A forty year old man even claimed

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he slipped directly onto a pestle while cooking Malaysian food,

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you know, the mortal and pestle. He claimed it was

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an accident, he slipped and it just right in there.

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There was also an egg, an aubergine, an axe handle,

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a sports drink bottle, and a homemade object fashioned from

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an empty tube of Barracca tablets with a spray nozzle

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on the end. Men, aren't we grand species? If we're

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not drawing on it or peeing on it, we're trying

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to stick it in our butt.

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What do you think the percentage of those objects were

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dares as opposed to hmm, I wonder if that I'm mud.

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I I've look, I'm a forty five year old man,

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and I have not once gone to a fellow dude

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and dared him to stick something in his butt. Not

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what I'm gonna say.

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Yeah, I have a lot of friends and nobody's ever gone,

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but we're just bored.

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I mean, Trey, I've you and not the three of us.

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I mean, I've known you guys for twenty years. I've

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been not only drunk with you guys, but mega drunk

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with you guys. And not once did we ever try

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to dare each other to stick things in each other's butts. Jerry,

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we've been through the trenches together. We've also had some

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drinks together. Not once have I said, hey, I think

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you should, you know, put this in there. So I

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don't think that's a common thing.

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I'm just of all that list. The thing that puzzles

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me is the egg? How you do that without breaking it?

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I mean, is that a talent?

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It sounds like it. I mean that is some serious

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spinky control. Whatever you do, don't sneeze?

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Does that make you the maile? Why not a writer?

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This is a Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry calledwell, uh Raj, what

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was it you were just saying about the the butt stuff?

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Well, the guy with the egg, Like I would hit

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to a little breakfast with that guy and like the waitress,

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come on, you know, how would you like the egg scrambled?

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And he's like, nope, just in my butt.

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Yeah, it would. It would be interesting, especially if it

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was like it was like a like a bro brunch.

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And we were talking before about how someone said, oh,

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I think guys just day each other to do this,

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even though none of us never have. It's like you

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and your buddy go to brunch and it's like, how

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do you want your eggs? Don't answer that, Steve, you.

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Know how he wants his.

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You don't want to see him make an omelet.

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Or ye.

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Might might save you some money.

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When he says, Sonny, it's a way different thing.

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How do you like your eggs? Face down? Ass up?

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You guys will never believe what I saw, and only fans.

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About that I would after this week, okay? Uh related

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to not too much necessarily altogether. Couples that fart together

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are happier together true or false? True or false? Couples

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that fart together are happier together Trey false, Raj false, Jerry.

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I must say yes, I knew it. I knew you

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were a fart lover, fart sniffer.

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I knew it.

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I knew it. I knew it.

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I knew it.

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According to a science science says love is in the air,

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especially when couples feel comfortable enough to toot around each other.

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It might seem silly, letting it rip in front of

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your partner is actually a sign of deep trust and

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emotional intimacy. It shows you're not hiding your less than

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glamorous side, which signals openness and vulnerability, which are important

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ingredients for a healthy relationship. That level of comfort can

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then help reduce stress, break down emotional walls, and improve communication,

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all of which are linked to greater long term happiness.

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So yes, couples who can laugh and maybe even grown

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about a little gas are often stronger and more connected

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because of it. Say that to the girl that just

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got dutch oven by her boyfriend the first time. M h, yeah,

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when do you have that talk in the relationship? Like

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at what? At what date? Do you say? All right,

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here's some here as some of my ground rules either

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yeah you can or no you can't. Or is that

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something where you just she just kind of walked past

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her one day and break the seal.

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I think that just sort of happens organically or heaven forbid,

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she walks past you.

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First, that I've never had the conversation come up in

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a relationship ever, I'm not that I'm not that guy.

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I had a of mine who's wife now ex wife,

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but so so I don't know if this makes you closer,

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but she would, They would like if he was on

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the toilet pooping, she would walk in and take a

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shower while he was doing that, and vice.

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Oh god, Now, not only is that bad altogether, not

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only is that a bad combo. M it's a bad

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combo because now it's wet and humid in there.

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Mm hmmmm. That makes it worse mm hm.

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But they were completely okay with it, and I'm like,

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that is disgusting.

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It's I know, I've had the conversation in pretty much

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every relationship I've been in. I don't know at what

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point it came up, but I'm a hardliner. We're not

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doing that. Yeah, same here, And and the reason why

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isn't because I'm clothed off and not vulnerable and I'm

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not emotionally accessible, nothing like that. It's because my mom

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let him rip all the time. And because of that,

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if you do that, that's who I think of. So

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unless you want to be thought of in my eyes

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as my mother, then you better not let them rip.

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Yeah, same thing. My mom used to do the same

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thing and it was really Yeah.

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Yeah, the Indian dean's worse. Do you or is it

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like the food? You just get used to it?

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Yeah, I guess you just get used to it. I

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mean in India, like, it's not a thing like it's

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like burping and farting. That's just like burping after a

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meal is saying that the meal was good, so you'll

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have everybody do it. Nobody says, excuse me, nobody, And

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then I guess farting is like the mule was fantastic.

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That's five star cuisine. Reminded me never to go there.

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This restaurant smells odd.

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Yeah, I'm now going to be extremely suspicious of any

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Indian restaurant that has five stars. Yes, you know, you

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just take me to like the three to four star range.

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I'm good. I don't want to go into the five

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star room. I don't know what I'm gonna walk into.

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You go to the two star room and it's just

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all white people. Did you go to the five star

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one welcome?

469
00:31:16.480 --> 00:31:18.200
Well, I mean they're all they're all, they're all farting

470
00:31:18.200 --> 00:31:20.680
as well, but it's not because it's a conflidence. It's

471
00:31:20.759 --> 00:31:25.400
just their tummies upset. Uh, Jerry, how do you how

472
00:31:25.440 --> 00:31:27.200
do you approach that? Do you just let it rip

473
00:31:27.240 --> 00:31:30.400
one day since since since you're for the the toots

474
00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:31.200
in the relationship?

475
00:31:31.880 --> 00:31:34.920
Yeah, I mean it's do you plan it?

476
00:31:35.680 --> 00:31:38.599
Do you do you like it? Do you think, Okay,

477
00:31:38.680 --> 00:31:40.519
tonight's the night, Tonight's night. I'm gonna do it and

478
00:31:40.839 --> 00:31:41.640
see how it goes.

479
00:31:42.440 --> 00:31:47.279
No, it just there just comes a point when you no,

480
00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:50.359
you don't have to hold it in anymore.

481
00:31:50.200 --> 00:31:53.519
Like you're on the couch watching you know, Storage Wars

482
00:31:53.559 --> 00:31:54.400
and you just hike a leg.

483
00:31:58.400 --> 00:32:02.559
You know, basically it's going to happen at some point.

484
00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:05.039
You know, it's just it's gonna happen. You're not going

485
00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:08.920
to be able to stem the tide. You're not going

486
00:32:09.000 --> 00:32:14.200
to be able to hold it whatever, and gauge, Yeah,

487
00:32:14.920 --> 00:32:19.359
you just gauge the reaction and if they're I've just

488
00:32:19.400 --> 00:32:22.480
I've never been with anybody who was utterly disgusted by it.

489
00:32:22.519 --> 00:32:25.759
You know, humans are gross and we just we know that.

490
00:32:26.640 --> 00:32:31.319
How about this in a relationship, what comes first? The

491
00:32:31.359 --> 00:32:41.119
fart or the Jerry, you're the only one in here

492
00:32:41.119 --> 00:32:46.279
that that's that stumbs up on on the fart team.

493
00:32:46.720 --> 00:32:48.759
I can only already a knock a both out. At

494
00:32:48.799 --> 00:32:50.599
the same time, I.

495
00:32:50.519 --> 00:32:53.559
Can only assume what was under the bleep, and I

496
00:32:53.559 --> 00:32:55.359
would have to say the farts because there is a line.

497
00:32:56.440 --> 00:32:58.200
Gases are fine, solids are right out.

498
00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:05.359
No, Jerry, I'm not you and I need to have

499
00:33:05.400 --> 00:33:10.359
a talk to break I think I think my bleep

500
00:33:10.599 --> 00:33:13.480
was was just disguising too much.

501
00:33:14.960 --> 00:33:15.480
That bleaked.

502
00:33:15.480 --> 00:33:22.480
It's up to Jerry, kind of like my mom's farts

503
00:33:22.519 --> 00:33:22.920
did to me.

504
00:33:29.119 --> 00:33:31.000
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505
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515
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Speaking of today, it is Fred Day, April twenty fifth,

516
00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:36.159
twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays we've got.

517
00:34:36.159 --> 00:34:41.480
First up, Jonathan Bailey is thirty seven. Jonathan Bailey is

518
00:34:41.519 --> 00:34:47.159
thirty seven. He plays Lord Anthony Bridgerton on Bridgerton. Now,

519
00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:51.159
clearly there's four dudes in here right now. I don't

520
00:34:51.199 --> 00:34:53.519
know if any of us have seen any Bridgerton. I

521
00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:56.440
have not. That is not something that my wife has

522
00:34:56.440 --> 00:34:58.119
made me watching, as far as I don't think she's

523
00:34:58.159 --> 00:35:04.440
watched any of it, you guys Bridgerton people, not a bit.

524
00:35:05.000 --> 00:35:05.239
Nope.

525
00:35:06.039 --> 00:35:09.199
I've seen a couple episodes because I was dating someone

526
00:35:09.239 --> 00:35:09.840
who watched it.

527
00:35:13.320 --> 00:35:16.280
That's when I first heard the term intimacy coordinator. It

528
00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:18.480
had to it was in relation to that show, as

529
00:35:18.519 --> 00:35:22.079
apparently they have so much on screen, uh on screen

530
00:35:22.119 --> 00:35:24.719
whoopee that they had their intimacy coordinator.

531
00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:29.320
Is it like Downton Abbey? Like? Is that kind of

532
00:35:29.360 --> 00:35:30.000
like the same thing?

533
00:35:30.400 --> 00:35:31.679
Never seen Abby?

534
00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:33.119
It's it's a very piece.

535
00:35:33.440 --> 00:35:38.079
Yeah, okay, it's it's a it takes place in the past.

536
00:35:38.199 --> 00:35:41.800
It's English, So yes, Raj, you're gonna say it's a

537
00:35:41.840 --> 00:35:44.239
lot like Dalton Abbey, except I think there's more king

538
00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:48.159
and since Jerry doesn't know what what's under that bleep

539
00:35:49.760 --> 00:35:52.159
or has it as it has a different idea of

540
00:35:52.199 --> 00:35:55.039
what he thinks is underneath that bleep. Really would make

541
00:35:55.079 --> 00:35:58.599
both those shows interesting or more interesting as it were.

542
00:35:59.159 --> 00:36:03.679
Other birthdays to day. Tim Duncan, retired NBA superstar from

543
00:36:03.719 --> 00:36:07.719
the San Antonio Spurs, turns forty nine today. Forty nine

544
00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:12.079
year old Tim Duncan, NBA legend and one of the

545
00:36:12.119 --> 00:36:20.320
greatest powdy faces of all time in the history of sports.

546
00:36:20.320 --> 00:36:25.320
For all the good stuff that people love about Luca,

547
00:36:25.840 --> 00:36:27.719
Trey is right, That's one of the things I couldn't

548
00:36:27.719 --> 00:36:30.199
stand about Luca is he was He was a big,

549
00:36:30.239 --> 00:36:33.039
big baby when it came to you know, hard fowls

550
00:36:33.079 --> 00:36:36.559
and certain things not being called. That was my only

551
00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:39.719
gripe with Luca. I still say the maps have royally

552
00:36:39.760 --> 00:36:40.719
screwed themselves.

553
00:36:40.480 --> 00:36:41.039
Up on that one.

554
00:36:41.119 --> 00:36:45.880
But anyway, Tim Duncan's forty nine. The difference there being

555
00:36:45.960 --> 00:36:47.360
is like he had a super powdy face, but he

556
00:36:47.400 --> 00:36:49.000
had a lot of rings, so you kind of let

557
00:36:49.039 --> 00:36:54.639
him go. Jason Lee, the skateboarder turned actor, is fifty

558
00:36:54.679 --> 00:37:00.480
five today. Trey, you mentioned it. Dogma is going to

559
00:37:00.519 --> 00:37:04.480
be going back into Kevin Smith's hands. And Jason Lee

560
00:37:04.559 --> 00:37:06.840
is one of the guys that has been in a

561
00:37:07.000 --> 00:37:12.760
number of Kevin Smith projects including Yeah, Yeah he was Ye.

562
00:37:13.800 --> 00:37:20.559
Started out in Malrats though, mal Rats. I'd love that movie.

563
00:37:23.679 --> 00:37:28.199
That movie. You know, I can't remember which came out first,

564
00:37:28.239 --> 00:37:31.159
Clerks or mal Rats Clerks Clerks.

565
00:37:31.519 --> 00:37:34.960
It was Clerks then maul Rats yep. And the way

566
00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:37.840
you know is because Kevin Smith had made enough money

567
00:37:37.880 --> 00:37:46.599
from Clerks to add color in mal Rats. Uh but yeah, phenomenal,

568
00:37:46.679 --> 00:37:50.519
phenomenal movie. Also Chasing Amy and Jay and Silent Bob's

569
00:37:50.559 --> 00:37:55.119
Drive Back. Yeah. Another actor, Renee Zellweger, turns fifty six.

570
00:37:55.159 --> 00:38:00.039
Renee Zelweger fifty six today. Gina Torrez also yes.

571
00:38:00.719 --> 00:38:05.719
Another nineties movie cult classic, Renezoier Empire Records.

572
00:38:06.000 --> 00:38:06.880
Oh yeah, Yes.

573
00:38:09.159 --> 00:38:14.360
Also the Texas Chainsaw Massacre with McConaughey that I believe

574
00:38:14.679 --> 00:38:20.000
was a ut film project type of thing. Yes, I

575
00:38:20.039 --> 00:38:23.039
think that might have been her first movie. Not one

576
00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:27.599
hundred percent on that, but who cares about verifying things

577
00:38:27.639 --> 00:38:31.440
in here? Actress Gina Torres also turns fifty six right now.

578
00:38:31.440 --> 00:38:34.719
She's best known as EMS Captain Tommy Vega on nine

579
00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:39.320
one one Loan Star. She was also on Suits and

580
00:38:39.599 --> 00:38:44.360
she was Zoey on Firefly. Anyone ever watched One Lone Star.

581
00:38:48.119 --> 00:38:50.639
I feel like there were so many ridiculous storylines on

582
00:38:50.639 --> 00:38:53.679
that show. It's like, Okay, we don't really have a

583
00:38:53.719 --> 00:38:55.280
super volcano in Austin.

584
00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:04.440
No, isn't a Rob Low in that?

585
00:39:05.079 --> 00:39:05.360
Yeah?

586
00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:08.519
Yeah, I think I think the show's now ended. I

587
00:39:08.519 --> 00:39:11.119
think I think that that version of nine one one

588
00:39:11.159 --> 00:39:13.639
has has ended, but it certainly had a hell of

589
00:39:13.639 --> 00:39:18.519
a run, Amanda. They love some just big, massive catastrophic,

590
00:39:18.880 --> 00:39:22.679
multi episode events, whether it was Lone Star or the

591
00:39:22.760 --> 00:39:25.880
regular nine to one one based in southern California, Like

592
00:39:25.880 --> 00:39:30.400
a super volcano in southern California, Sure, tornadoes in Texas, Yes,

593
00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:33.719
they did that, But I.

594
00:39:33.639 --> 00:39:36.519
Think there's one more. There was an earthquake in Austin

595
00:39:37.480 --> 00:39:42.400
they had to respond to, and I was like, Okay.

596
00:39:41.199 --> 00:39:43.039
I mean, we do have quakes here, but they're not

597
00:39:43.079 --> 00:39:44.280
going to be that size.

598
00:39:44.639 --> 00:39:47.280
Yeah.

599
00:39:47.719 --> 00:39:49.760
It does make me think back though, whenever I'd see

600
00:39:49.760 --> 00:39:51.960
promos for the for the nine one one shows and

601
00:39:51.960 --> 00:39:55.239
how these big catastrophic things are happening. How did we

602
00:39:55.320 --> 00:39:59.360
ever watch emergency back in the day, you know, with

603
00:39:59.480 --> 00:40:04.199
Randolph man tooth and and Rampart like they went to

604
00:40:04.280 --> 00:40:07.400
some boring ass like Fender Bender and someone's got to

605
00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:11.400
bleed and needed some stitches. By comparison, today it's like

606
00:40:11.440 --> 00:40:15.119
you've got ems, you know, dealing you know with a

607
00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:21.119
jet propelled tornadoes and super volcano's like, God, we we've

608
00:40:21.119 --> 00:40:28.400
really amped things up on the TV side, Thank you everybody.

609
00:40:28.559 --> 00:40:31.920
Joe, I don't know that show. I've never heard of Emergency.

610
00:40:33.719 --> 00:40:37.559
Oh the seventies show. No, yeah, just find one of

611
00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:40.199
those classic TV show channels they played all the time.

612
00:40:40.760 --> 00:40:43.320
Even Chips seems seems like a drop in the pan

613
00:40:43.440 --> 00:40:46.079
compared to some of the TV shows that are police

614
00:40:46.079 --> 00:40:51.519
oriented today. Punching John getting dates because they pulled over

615
00:40:51.559 --> 00:40:54.719
two chicks in a convertible, well you know.

616
00:40:55.280 --> 00:41:00.519
They dance at the end, so almost phenomenal. You get

617
00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:02.239
to watch if Chips.

618
00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:04.800
Gets done today it's Punching John and they're the two

619
00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:07.360
girls in the car over a super volcano.

620
00:41:09.199 --> 00:41:09.800
I'm not bad.

621
00:41:09.840 --> 00:41:10.400
I would watch.

622
00:41:15.679 --> 00:41:17.199
You're in the tree house.

623
00:41:17.639 --> 00:41:34.199
Visit us online a treehouse on air dot com.

624
00:41:34.760 --> 00:41:36.320
You're in the tree house.

625
00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:41.039
Visit us online, a treehouse on air dot com.

626
00:41:41.559 --> 00:41:42.800
I forgot my flash light.

627
00:41:46.920 --> 00:41:47.280
Hang on.

628
00:41:50.719 --> 00:41:54.440
Here we go, got my lights flashing for a lover boy.

629
00:41:54.559 --> 00:41:54.760
Yeah.

630
00:42:03.320 --> 00:42:05.519
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631
00:42:06.000 --> 00:42:08.960
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632
00:42:09.039 --> 00:42:12.840
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633
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634
00:42:20.679 --> 00:42:26.400
All right, can we uh go back to the cow

635
00:42:26.480 --> 00:42:27.320
thing earlier?

636
00:42:27.840 --> 00:42:31.400
Oh? The Banks brothers, Yeah, the one that the one

637
00:42:31.440 --> 00:42:34.280
that had a romantic relationship with the dairy cow. And

638
00:42:34.280 --> 00:42:37.840
then Roger told us about his buddy in high school

639
00:42:37.880 --> 00:42:40.039
that also had a romantic relationship with a cow.

640
00:42:40.119 --> 00:42:44.800
We weren't buddies, said, there was the guy a friend.

641
00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:49.440
I don't know how romantic that relationship was.

642
00:42:49.920 --> 00:42:54.199
Yeah, was there one night stand or ongoing thing?

643
00:42:55.280 --> 00:42:56.400
That's that's a good question.

644
00:42:57.440 --> 00:42:57.639
Yeah.

645
00:42:57.840 --> 00:43:02.119
Did did she decorate his locker? From home coming? Other

646
00:43:02.159 --> 00:43:08.000
cows looking at each other, going how dairy? Oh god,

647
00:43:08.159 --> 00:43:09.960
I will pun forever anyway? Oh we did when I

648
00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:14.320
was growing up a Mesquite is you know, we go

649
00:43:14.440 --> 00:43:16.559
out at night and we knock cows over.

650
00:43:17.840 --> 00:43:19.519
Oh it's old school cow tipping.

651
00:43:20.239 --> 00:43:20.679
Yeah.

652
00:43:20.840 --> 00:43:23.480
Whereas the guy that Raj went to high school, we

653
00:43:23.599 --> 00:43:25.639
took it a step further and went straight to cal.

654
00:43:26.679 --> 00:43:28.559
Right, gave them the tip.

655
00:43:29.000 --> 00:43:34.599
You know what though, I mean, hang on, yeah.

656
00:43:34.639 --> 00:43:36.599
Jerry, you know what's under that bleep?

657
00:43:36.679 --> 00:43:36.840
Right?

658
00:43:37.960 --> 00:43:39.760
Because this can get really awkward if if you think

659
00:43:39.760 --> 00:43:40.440
it's something else.

660
00:43:41.760 --> 00:43:47.840
Oh, I say, let's let it get awkward. Let's live

661
00:43:47.840 --> 00:43:52.400
in the awkwardness, you know how like Baine was with

662
00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:55.840
the darkness and Batman. Let's let Jerry.

663
00:43:56.119 --> 00:43:58.719
You know Ben would do awkward.

664
00:44:02.039 --> 00:44:04.480
But that's how it starts, Jerry. It starts with the

665
00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:08.400
cow tipping, and then it eventually crosses over into the

666
00:44:08.400 --> 00:44:14.239
cow because you tip the I'm assuming you tip the

667
00:44:14.280 --> 00:44:17.960
cow over like you did in Mesquite. But then Raj's

668
00:44:17.960 --> 00:44:22.360
buddy sees or not buddies, for the sake of this story,

669
00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:26.400
your best your best friends. Uh, Raj's buddy sees the

670
00:44:26.440 --> 00:44:32.519
cow tipped over and and immediately just starts. Oh, an

671
00:44:32.559 --> 00:44:33.960
opportunity has arisen.

672
00:44:37.880 --> 00:44:44.280
Look at the patterns on that guernsey.

673
00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:50.599
It all happened one night in a field in Mesquite.

674
00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:54.639
How do you know? How do you know? With black angus?

675
00:44:54.719 --> 00:44:55.519
I mean it could be.

676
00:44:57.119 --> 00:45:04.639
Hey man, it was a Mosquite Yeah.

677
00:45:04.719 --> 00:45:08.320
Do you keep up with this guy? No? He doesn't,

678
00:45:08.360 --> 00:45:10.880
he doesn't. You didn't say him at the High school reunion.

679
00:45:11.639 --> 00:45:14.800
We weren't in the same class. It was really I

680
00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:17.800
think he was two years older. I think I think

681
00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:20.639
he was two years older. But no, we didn't for

682
00:45:20.719 --> 00:45:21.400
old time sake.

683
00:45:21.440 --> 00:45:23.480
At the high school reunion. Was it held in a

684
00:45:23.760 --> 00:45:24.559
Mesquite field?

685
00:45:25.920 --> 00:45:31.000
I for I don't know. Ours was not. Ours was

686
00:45:31.960 --> 00:45:34.679
ironically at a place called Courney's feed Yard.

687
00:45:35.639 --> 00:45:39.159
So wow, okay, oh he was there.

688
00:45:43.960 --> 00:45:46.440
It's like the posh restaurant in Mesquite, Like that's the

689
00:45:46.800 --> 00:45:51.000
that's the one, that's the high end restaurant in Mesquite.

690
00:45:51.000 --> 00:45:53.840
So that's where our class ninety three was. I don't

691
00:45:53.880 --> 00:45:56.719
know where ninety one had theirs?

692
00:45:57.320 --> 00:45:58.360
Was that? Was that the last one?

693
00:45:58.400 --> 00:45:59.039
You're you're.

694
00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:03.599
You're yeah, thirty years Yeah, just this past one.

695
00:46:04.480 --> 00:46:06.719
Mm ours are any brewery and rock Wall?

696
00:46:07.599 --> 00:46:11.360
Oh yeah, that's not that nice. Yeah. Ours was in

697
00:46:11.400 --> 00:46:16.400
the heat, so I didn't even go. So it's gonna

698
00:46:16.400 --> 00:46:18.800
be outside. I was like, are there misters And they're

699
00:46:18.840 --> 00:46:20.679
like no, And I was like, then it's one hundred

700
00:46:20.679 --> 00:46:22.519
and two degrees outside, And they.

701
00:46:22.480 --> 00:46:25.159
Did more misters on because then everything would be wet

702
00:46:25.199 --> 00:46:26.880
and then that guy would have showed up for sure.

703
00:46:31.880 --> 00:46:34.039
Well, there is there are a bunch of cows behind

704
00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:36.360
the restaurant, So maybe he was there.

705
00:46:39.239 --> 00:46:41.400
Was there was there a chorus of moves.

706
00:46:42.840 --> 00:46:46.679
From the cows, Yes, but I don't think from us. Uh, yeah,

707
00:46:46.760 --> 00:46:48.840
I don't think. I think he moved out of state.

708
00:46:49.039 --> 00:46:49.719
I think that's what.

709
00:46:51.480 --> 00:46:53.039
Yeah, probably wise.

710
00:46:53.480 --> 00:46:59.440
Yeah, well, it's important to spread your wings and and

711
00:46:59.480 --> 00:47:04.599
not let me yourself to just one area of cows

712
00:47:04.639 --> 00:47:06.320
when there's so many others out there.

713
00:47:06.400 --> 00:47:10.599
Yeah, he's just roaming the fields of Pennsylvania.

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Look, I mean, there's there's so many fish in the sea,

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and there's so many cows on the planes. I want

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