July 8, 2026

Florida Woman's Cocaine Jail Smuggling Fail + Dallas Police Dress Code | The Treehouse Show

Florida Woman's Cocaine Jail Smuggling Fail + Dallas Police Dress Code | The Treehouse Show
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Welcome back to The Treehouse Show, where we bring you the funniest weird news, viral stories, celebrity birthdays, pop culture debates, and the internet's biggest "what were they thinking?" moments.

Today's episode begins exactly where you'd expect... Florida.

A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly trying to smuggle 4 grams of cocaine into jail in the worst possible hiding place imaginable. Seriously... it's peak Florida.

Also on today's show:

🔥 Happy Birthday to Kevin Bacon!
👑 Is King Joffrey from Game of Thrones the most hated TV character ever?
🇦🇺 Australia unveils giant mysterious Space Balls (yes, really).
💰 A robber gets robbed... and suddenly wants justice.
👮 The Dallas Police Department introduces a new dress code that's a little more millennial-friendly.
😂 Plus plenty of random laughs, ridiculous opinions, and the kind of conversations only The Treehouse can have.

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It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trey Trenholm. Coming up on the show today, Criminal Karma.

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We've got space balls and the police. The police are

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loosening up. That's all coming up inside the Treehouse Show today.

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But first off, we have to start with a story

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that I did not have time to get to yesterday,

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and that is some good old fashioned butt cocaine. This

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is one of those stories that certainly caught my attention

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last week, and this is one of those that is

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ripe for the Treehouse taking. A Florida woman claims cocaine

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found in her butt after an arrest must have been

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there from an intimate.

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Encounter, and how else would it get there.

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What she's saying is she wasn't trying to smuggle it

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into jail. It's just some old boy left it there.

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How else would intimate encounter get it in there?

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I just like it. She's like, no, no, no, I wasn't

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trying to smuggle it in here. It was it was

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just I forgot it was in there. That's my bad.

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He didn't mean it. This is not my butt kind

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of like how people with drugs always try to say

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these are not my pants. I had no idea it

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was in there.

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Probably a high traffic area. Someone someone littered.

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Somewhere. There's a Native American crying. A Florida woman picked

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up an extra felony charge when she wildly tried to

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smuggle nearly four grams of cocaine into a county jail

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through her jail purse. Brevard County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested

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Reagan Cox, who's thirty, on Saturday for resisting arrest during

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a traffic stop. When she arrived at the Brevard County Jail,

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staff noticed something abnormal with her lower region or her

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and I'm quoting here jail purse area, if you will.

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This is from the report. So it's not me editorializing

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on the fly. And this is not the New York

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Post throwing in. It's you know, humor corrections. Deputies escorted

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Cox to a changing room, where she attempted to shield

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her buttocks with her hand. When staff removed her hand,

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a baggie dropped to the floor. Containing three point eight

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grams of cocaine. If cocaine falls out of your butt

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is a that now technically crack cocaine. First of all,

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that's a silly joke. The reason I said it out

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loud is because I made that joke on Instagram in

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a comment on The New York Post's link to this story.

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When I made that joke in a comment, completely silly,

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tongue in cheek, no pun intended, Instagram flagged it and

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removed it because it thought I was promoting or selling drugs.

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It's still in review. Have you ever had a comment

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that you have to go through review?

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No, well, I've said some interesting stuff and no, I've

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never had that.

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So it goes through. It's like we've removed your post, like,

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oh my god, you're moved a post. I didn't post

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anything crazy, and then you realize, oh, it's like it's

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one of my comments. It's like, okay, I don't comment

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anything crazy like that. And then it's you which one.

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I was like, I barely remembered even making it, and

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I was like, crack cocaine. Oh that story. So you

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can click on it and you can request a review.

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So I request the review and then little prompts come up.

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One of them is uh, why, and it gives you

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options to select, And one of the options on there

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was you didn't understand it. Like there's other options on there,

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like that's not what it was. There's all these options

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on there, and that was the closest I he gets, like,

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you didn't understand. And then the next one comes up

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and then it allows me to select it was a joke.

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And then it comes up all right, well, we'll let

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you know within a few days whatever happens.

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It's like, I'm sure, I'm sure a AI had something

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to do with that.

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Oh, it's absolutely an algorithmic triggered keyword because I put

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crack and cocaine next to each other. But it's like,

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come on, is a bad pun? Why anyway? So anyway,

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when staff removed her hand, three point eight grams of

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cocaine fell out of her butt. The Sheriff's office wrote

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in a statement on Facebook, you really just can't make

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this stuff up, but to tease you sure can try,

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as this one puts the old those are not my

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pants excuse to shame. She denied knowing about the cocaine

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and told deputies that someone must have placed it there

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during an intimate encounter. Most most people like hide their

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stash in a in a more logical plays, sometimes they

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flush it. I don't think anyone's ever in the history

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of drugs ever been like I'm just gonna hide this

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in her butt and she won't know until next time

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I'm here. Anyway, she received an additional charge for bringing

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contraband into a detention facility and was there least from

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custody the same day. Also in the Facebook statement from

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the sheriff's office, they said, folks, if not realizing that

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someone left cocaine in your jail purse is not a

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good enough reminder to not do drugs, then I don't

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know what is well, said Bereverord County Sheriffs.

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When did jail purse become a thing of your intimate parts?

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Oh, that's been a thing for quite a while.

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I never heard that.

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Yeah, No, that's that's that's been in the vernacular for

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a long time, like twenty thirty years at least. I

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think there's we've we've we've posted stories and talked about

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stories on the show before, and people have commented on

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it saying like, oh, jail purse, whatever, coin purse, you know,

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is another one that sometimes gets brought up, but of

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course jail purse is very specific. But yeah, the the

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jail purse, it's it's it's a real thing. This is

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the reason why they check you when you go in

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while shocking. I think mainly because of the excuse she gave.

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That's really why this is a story. I mean, they

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find drugs falling out of people's butts all the time,

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I think when they get arrested. But what she said

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as to her reasoning for it is the reason why

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this is a viral story. But I don't think it

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holds a candle to the one we did a few

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months ago where it was someone's steal drink bottle shoved

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up in there, and it was a guy being checked

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into prison he was trying to smuggle in and one

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of those like twenty ounce drink bottles in his butt

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in his jail purse. And the big question we had

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at the time was I believe you asked a question, Trey,

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Do you remember I do not? Was it full?

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I mean might as well be, yeah, I don't. So

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did she know she was going to jail?

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Yeah, So this stemmed from a traffic stop and she

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was getting arrested at the traffic stop and she and

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I don't know if she shoved the drugs in her butt,

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uh when the officer was approaching or something, or if

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it was already in there.

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That's that's there's my question of you know it, because

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it's I feel like if in a traffic stop you're

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going to be making some movements in the car, that's

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gonna tip the officer off to hey, they're shoving something

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up their ass.

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Uh.

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But yeah, if it was already there, then that leads

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to a whole, a whole another series of questions. And

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you know, and maybe it was from an intimate counter.

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What kind of intimate encounters are you doing?

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This is one of those moments where the journalists could

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have gone deeper pun intended there. And this is one

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of those rare times. I would love to be the

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processing officer at the jail because this is where you

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and I Tray could get some of our questions answered

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right there at the source, one of which being when

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this woman tells you, oh, that's not mine. Someone put

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it in there and I didn't know it during an

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intimate encounter. As the processing officer, I'm going to have

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to ask clarifying questions the least you know for starters.

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Let me get this straight. You're trying to tell me

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that you had almost four grams of cocaine in your

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butt and you didn't know it, what else was in there?

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Who else was in there? And again I asked, how

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do you not know there's cocaine in your butt? I

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noticed a sort of I notice any sort of a

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change down there, temperature, wind resistance, anything, moisture. I know,

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I notice everything that's going on down there. I would

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know if there was something in there that wasn't supposed

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to be.

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Oh, I mean, and you are an expert in aintal play, But.

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No, I'm not.

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Okay, I refer to your just your statements you just

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made a few minutes ago, or just a few seconds ago,

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that says yes you are, because you clearly said you

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you know you would know anything that's down there.

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I mean, I would.

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I feel like that's a game, you know, you and

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Tara must be playing of Hey, what did I just

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shove up your ass? All right?

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First of all, if that's someone else's idea of a

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fun Friday night, I'm not gonna judge you. It's not mine. Try.

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Trey loves to make jokes, and I laugh and sometimes

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feed into it, But in reality, I'm just really aware

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of my body. I'm gonna notice if something somewhere that's

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not supposed to be. I'm going to notice if something

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pops up that wasn't there before, especially on the inside.

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I mean, like I said, I'm gonna guess it's probably

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a high traffic area for her, and maybe there was

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someone who left it, you know, pay it forward for

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the next guy who was in her ants.

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Do you remember the story. I don't know how old

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this is, but there was a story when viral online.

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A guy gets home and he lifts the toilet seat

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to go pee, and when he lifts it, there's a

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note on it that says, hey, man, I hooked up

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either woman last night. I had no idea. I'm sorry.

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And the guy put it there knowing that she would

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not see that note underneath the lid because women don't

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look that far underneath, right, so he knew the guy

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would see it. The guy saw it, took a photo

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of it and shared it online, and according to the story,

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they break confronts her, they break up, all that stuff.

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But the fact that brow to bro. He left a

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note that said, hey man. So what I'm wondering then

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is could you have done the same with this woman.

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It's like you're in there, then you look on like

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on the bedside table, like, oh no, she's got a man.

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There's a photo of this other guy. Do you leave

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a note in there for when he's in there next time?

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I mean, it sounds like you could have, you know,

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left an etch a sketch.

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Up there, along with a lamp to light the way

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in case you get lost, an orange cone, perhaps perhaps

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a neon vest to really you know, round out the look.

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Oh, a haz matt suit.

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That would be wise in that situation, because if that's

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in there, god knows what else is in there. Indiana

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Jones might be in there looking for stuff.

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Yeah, maybe some narcan just in case.

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Yeah, that's smart. That's actually talking about paying it forward

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for your Eskimo bros. Maybe an extra condom. All right.

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So that woman was clearly very very loose, and she's

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not the only one. The Dallas Police Department has loosened

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up a little bit. They have relaxed The Dallas Police

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Department has relaxed its strict policy on officer appearance immediately

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authorizing personnel to wear baseball caps, sport visible hand and

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finger tattoos, and wear specific nose studs while on duty.

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So the police is kind of leaning into the millennial

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and the gen Z officer crowd. Under the updated guidelines,

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officers are now permitted to wear baseball caps distributed by

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the department's quartermaster or those offered by recognized police associations.

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So it's got to be official gear. You can't you know,

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wear something off brand. Uh. Visible hand and finger tattoos

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are also officially authorized, though they remained subject to approval

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by the department's Body Art Approval Board in accordance with

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existing regulations. What a prestigious position that must be, the

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Body Art Approval Board.

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I wonder if this is just so they can retain,

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get and retain more officers. I mean, I know, I

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know for years they were they were very strict compared

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to other departments.

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PD made it to where you know, their officers could

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go back to wearing cowboy hats on duties. Sort of

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a branding thing obviously, but still, like you said, with

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DPD on duty, not even the word not even allowed

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to wear baseball caps. Now you can as long as

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it says Dallas Police on which you know is kind

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of a cool thing. But I think you're right. I

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think this is supposed to go towards retaining and recruiting

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new officers, because look, the nose piercing thing, to me,

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is an immediate indicator of age range. Tattoos are way

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more accepted socially than they used to be, and so

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it makes sense to me that their look is going

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to evolve a little bit.

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Well, as are I mean the tattoo things. Regular tattoos

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is now kind of old hat. But yeah, the the

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finger thing, which I don't understand, but I do realize

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it's quite popular. Yeah, And I guess it also takes

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them to a fact that you know, kids do. Teenagers

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do stupid shit, and uh, you know, they're not penalized

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for it, where if they want to be a copy

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that keeps them out of it.

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And who better to recognize that teenagers do dumb stuff

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than police officers. So it makes sense, I get it.

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You want to loosen the you want to loosen the

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dress code restrictions to appeal to some younger officers, and

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that's just the dress code. I mean, if you really

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start appealing to gen Z police officers, then you may

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have to end up with all sorts of other things

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that change along the way besides their appearance. Like just

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imagine getting arrested by a brand new gen Z officer

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and being read your Miranda rights. He slaps the cuffs

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on you and says, yo chat lock in. You have

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the right to stop yapping like for real, go full

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MPC mode, go full NPC mode. Silence is an option.

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No yap equals no cell phone. Anything you say canon

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will be clipped, save screenshot of put in the receipts

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folder and used against you in your courtroom arc. The

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ops are literally recording. You have the right to summon

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a lawyer that's your legal duo. Do not solo cue

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the justice system. If your wallet is cooked and your

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bank account is negative, are they got to spawn a

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lawyer for you? Before the questioning side quest continues. If

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or are you still lagging? You think it's going to

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carry the same legal weight as the regular old fashioned

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Miranda rights.

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Yeah no, no no, nor would it be allowed.

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No cap, no cap, says the Supreme Court. I want

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we got some good ones. The Star of Footloose, Apollo

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thirteen Tremors, and the reason everyone in Hollywood has six

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people away from him. Kevin Bacon is sixty eight years

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old today. That's obviously just a very brief snapshot of

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his resume, and it is a big one.

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Uh if you have never seen it, needed a movie

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called Taking Chance. Fantastic.

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I've not seen that one. When did that come out?

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What's it about?

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Uh, it's about he is a a marine and he's

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takes on the responsibility of escorting a body home. This

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is probably twenty years old from Iraq and just incredibly moving,

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amazing movie.

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Is it streaming anywhere? And you know, off the top

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of your head, you don't have to look it up

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right now. I'm just curious.

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I mean, I'm sure, Yeah, it says on HBO, Max Cool.

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I'm on that and I love it when things run

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more than one platform. All right, Taking Chance starring Kevin Bacon.

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A couple of quick Kevin Bacon notes in addition to yours, Trey,

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did you know Kevin Bacon? Do you know Kevin Bacon's

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first movie.

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Animal House?

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No? If I remember correctly, and I can double check this,

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his very first film was the very first Friday the thirteenth.

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He was one of the young victims at Camp clear Lake.

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He was one of those I think he was trying

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to remember this right. So he's in a cop he's

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a counselor, and I believe he's having sex with a girl.

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She's on top and not Jason, because it's the first movie,

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says Jason's mom is revealed to be the killer. Right,

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He's the one that gets an arrow through his throat

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from underneath the cot and then he went and dead

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Animal House. I believe so. Yeah, he's obviously been around

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a long time, phenomenal actor. We mentioned another one of

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this projects the other day. He was in Wild Things.

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You said he's sixty eight.

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Sixty eight, jeez, his career is so vast you would

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believe it if it's like he's done it. He's done

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movies of one hundred and fifty year old. He's done

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that many things.

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I just wouldn't have if you had told me fifty

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eight sixty somewhere around there, I never would have guessed

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sixty eight.

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Yeah, he looks great. Yeah, and also had a great

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cameo in Guardians of the Galaxy Christmas Special.

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Yeah.

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I love that. I love him and that an actor

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I don't know if it's Milo or Milo Vintimilia is

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forty nine. He is the star of This is Us.

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They got taken out by a crock pot. He's also

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from Gilmour Girls Heroes, and I believe he is the

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current face of Call of Duty. So Milo or Melo

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and Timilia he is forty nine.

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You've seen Game of Thrones. I have a question for you.

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So I just finished the first season. Ooh, and I

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don't know why I didn't like it the first time.

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It's fantastic. Uh it just tell me this. Tell me

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the boy King Jeoffrey gets just absolutely a horr horrendous death.

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I don't want to tell you spoilers about King Jeoffrey.

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He he's great, though, isn't he?

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Yeah? For just an awful character.

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I mean, look, there is there is something to be

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said about being such a good actor that everyone hates

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your guts. The problem with that is you can get

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type cast real hard, real fast. Ask William Atherton, who's

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the guy that played the EPA guy in Ghostbusters. That's

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also the same actor who played the reporter in Diehard.

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Oh yeah, we you know, weasel. If there was a

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weasel role, that was him. But King Jeoffrey, and yeah,

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I mean I can see where he can get type

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cast as just an annoying whiny because that's exactly what

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he is.

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A masterful he owns it. Yes, I don't want to

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ruin it for you, Okay, I don't want to ruin

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it for you. That would be unfair. I will say

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this though about Game of Thrones, because this is your

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first time watching it, keep your head on a swivel

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for two reasons. One, you'll recognize people as the show

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goes on to be like, oh, it's that person. Because

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some of these people in the show weren't as big

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as they are now, so they had smaller roles. And

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the other reason to keep your head on a swivel

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is and this I'm not saying this has anything to

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do or not with the future of a particular king, Jeoffrey,

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but lots of people die on Game of Thrones.

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Well, yeah, I'll just figure that one out.

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Yeah, I mean, Sean Bean, like you, like the whole

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Game of Thrones thing, you thought this guy was a

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central character to the show. They killed him like second episode,

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first episode, gone, I.

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Forget he doesn't die?

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Oh was it later on ninth episode?

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Yeah, next to the last?

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Yeah, but well either way, I mean, and.

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At this point I don't worry about spoiler alerts. I

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was surprised that Jason Momoa got taken out just with

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an infection, right, Yeah, I thought he would go out

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in some Blades of Glory, and it's like, I mean.

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No, kind of yeah. And I'm trying to remember, is

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have you seen the Red Wedding yet? Is that season one? Okay,

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that's all I was curious about. That's a good episode.

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That's the episode where people that hadn't watched Game of

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Thrones there were like, oh, I need apparently I need

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to watch this. Uh so yeah, people, Uh That's the

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other reason to keep your head on the swivel on

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that show is people die left and right, especially very unexpectedly,

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kind of like when they shoved that kid, when they

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shoved the kid out of the tower. Granted he didn't die,

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but still it is a great show early on. So

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I'm actually kind of envisy you get to watch it

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other birthdays today. Angelicae Houston is seventy five Oscar winner,

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known for The Adams Family, The Witches, and numerous Wes

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Anderson films. Sophia Bush is an actress. She is forty four,

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known for One Tree Hill and Chicago PD.

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You know, back to back to Angelice Houston in the

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Adams Family. Rabl Julia did not get the credit he

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deserved for being just an outstanding actor. I mean that

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about so many kind of went too soon.

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He was so good, he was great. He was great

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in the Adams family, and.

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If he did a bunch of other stuff.

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That you if I'm being accurate and if I'm being honest,

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he was the best thing of Jean Clyde van Dam's

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Street Fighter.

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That's a low bar, man.

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That that bar is pretty low, There's no doubt about it.

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But I mean, look like upstaging John Clyde van Dam

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in his own movie. Not that hard to do, but hey,

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he's very fun actor. Jeff Okay, you mentioned the other

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day that you were rewatching the Larry Standers show.

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Uh huh.

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Jeffrey Tamboor is eighty two today.

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Wow.

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Yeah, also known, of course for arrested development. Billy Cruddup

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is fifty eight Immy winning actor from the Morning Show.

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Who's great in that? If you have not seen The

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Morning Show, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, Billy Cruddup, It's it's

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really good. It hits a little close to home for

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you and me, Trey, because there are aspects of it

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it's like, yeah, it's that feels real, like the political

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dynamics of an Entertainment Company I watched.

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I think I got through the first season it. It

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didn't do for me, and maybe it's another one I

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need to go back and watch.

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The performances are really good. I love Billy Cruddup's character

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in it. He's such a weasel corporate guy, but he's

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so likable. That's hard to do. Jaden Smith is twenty eight,

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the spawn of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith. Poor kid

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Toby Keith. Today's his birthday, passed away in twenty twenty four.

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00:28:06.920 --> 00:28:11.279
He would have been sixty five. Fantastic. Other music legends,

466
00:28:11.319 --> 00:28:14.119
Beck is fifty six. I say legend because I know

467
00:28:14.160 --> 00:28:16.240
a lot of people love Beck. I'm not one of them.

468
00:28:16.279 --> 00:28:18.880
It's like, Okay, he's back, cool, good for him.

469
00:28:19.319 --> 00:28:24.400
He's one of those that I like his music, but

470
00:28:25.480 --> 00:28:28.359
other musicians like. He's one of those that other musicians

471
00:28:28.359 --> 00:28:32.359
are like, oh my god, he's so great. And if

472
00:28:32.559 --> 00:28:35.640
I guess, if you're really artsy or very musical, there's

473
00:28:35.640 --> 00:28:37.960
something great about his stuff.

474
00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:41.839
I've same here. I remember one year, one of the

475
00:28:41.920 --> 00:28:45.039
last years I watched the Grammys, there was the category

476
00:28:45.079 --> 00:28:49.319
of Best Rock Album and they gave it to Beck

477
00:28:49.440 --> 00:28:52.960
And I'm like, what, No, he's not.

478
00:28:53.720 --> 00:28:54.319
I don't know.

479
00:28:55.160 --> 00:28:57.799
I just I'm kind of I'm kind of a traditionalist

480
00:28:57.799 --> 00:29:01.160
when it comes to format. It's not everyone has to

481
00:29:01.160 --> 00:29:04.519
fit in a specific box. But I'm sorry, like rock

482
00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:08.920
and roll, rock back to me is not that alternative, yes,

483
00:29:09.160 --> 00:29:10.480
but not rock.

484
00:29:11.079 --> 00:29:13.880
He's like, I mean, it was like the Grammy's always

485
00:29:13.880 --> 00:29:16.079
the stuff like that, or like one year, like album

486
00:29:16.119 --> 00:29:20.319
of the Year was like Boz Scags or something. No

487
00:29:20.359 --> 00:29:22.880
one else has even heard knows what you're talking about,

488
00:29:22.920 --> 00:29:24.720
but the other musicians is like, oh my god, he's

489
00:29:24.720 --> 00:29:25.119
so great.

490
00:29:25.440 --> 00:29:28.079
Everyone's standing clapping. Yet it's good for Boss. I'm like,

491
00:29:28.079 --> 00:29:30.640
I don't I couldn't tell you one Boss Skag song.

492
00:29:30.880 --> 00:29:34.200
I know the name because it's very recognizable. It reminds

493
00:29:34.240 --> 00:29:37.240
me of two things. It reminds me of Skags Alpha Beta,

494
00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:39.880
and it reminds me of Brian Bosworth, the old linebacker

495
00:29:39.920 --> 00:29:47.240
out of Ou Wolfgang Puck. Today is his birthday, very

496
00:29:47.279 --> 00:29:55.079
accomplished chef. Good for him. Uh he is, dang it. It

497
00:29:55.079 --> 00:30:00.200
actually doesn't say for some reason, I didn't get East

498
00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:01.440
in his seventies at least.

499
00:30:01.440 --> 00:30:07.400
Oh, I mean, he's got to be close to Oh,

500
00:30:07.400 --> 00:30:07.720
I'm sorry.

501
00:30:07.759 --> 00:30:13.720
Six, seven night, seventy seven, seventy seven right, and one

502
00:30:13.799 --> 00:30:18.240
last birthday today. Ken Griffy Senior is seventy six three

503
00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:21.799
time Major League All Star, but probably his greatest accomplishment

504
00:30:22.160 --> 00:30:23.240
is Ken Griffy Junior.

505
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I have no doubt about that, without any doubts.

506
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You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse

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Plus Ultimate tree House. I believe it was, Was it, Eddie?

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It was one of our new subscribers. Let me double

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check this real quick. Yes, Hello Eddie, Eddie Lopez one

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of our new subscribers. Thank you very much for that.

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We appreciate you. You can get bonus content subscriber only episodes,

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521
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Thank you very much, Dan, and trade back Inside the

522
00:31:36.200 --> 00:31:38.799
tree House two Stories left that we absolutely need to

523
00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:41.880
get to today just because I said so. One is

524
00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:47.160
criminal karma. The other is Spaceballs, in this case not

525
00:31:47.279 --> 00:31:50.359
the movie. There's not new movie news from Spaceballs that

526
00:31:50.400 --> 00:31:53.880
I am aware of at the moment, other than mel

527
00:31:53.960 --> 00:31:56.200
Brooks just turned one hundred, not that long ago, so

528
00:31:56.200 --> 00:32:02.400
happy birthday to mel. But actual space balls have been

529
00:32:02.440 --> 00:32:09.839
found on a beach in Australia. This could be If

530
00:32:09.839 --> 00:32:12.400
this was any closer to the opening of the movie,

531
00:32:12.559 --> 00:32:16.000
I would say this is brilliant marketing. As it is,

532
00:32:16.960 --> 00:32:20.759
it's just mysterious. Debris has been found on Australia beaches

533
00:32:21.240 --> 00:32:25.160
and they could be space balls. They also may contain

534
00:32:25.279 --> 00:32:32.599
toxic rocket fuel. But in a sentence I never thought

535
00:32:32.640 --> 00:32:37.240
I would ever read in my life. Seriously, Australian space

536
00:32:37.279 --> 00:32:41.720
Agency working to confirm origin of objects known as spaceballs,

537
00:32:43.319 --> 00:32:46.559
according to a space archaeologist, who says they may be

538
00:32:46.680 --> 00:32:50.599
connected to a rocket launch. Okay, a little bit to

539
00:32:50.680 --> 00:32:55.079
unpacking there. The obvious one is spaceballs are real. The

540
00:32:55.119 --> 00:33:00.799
second one is Australia has a space agency. It shouldn't

541
00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:08.880
surprise me, but it does. And then third, space archaeologist

542
00:33:08.960 --> 00:33:12.880
is an occupation. Where was he on career day. That's cool.

543
00:33:14.720 --> 00:33:18.000
It's like astronaut meets Indiana Jones.

544
00:33:21.160 --> 00:33:27.759
Yeah, what are you? I mean, does he look at

545
00:33:27.799 --> 00:33:31.240
meteors and stuff or is it just space debris and

546
00:33:31.279 --> 00:33:34.480
he can tell when and where it's from? Because that

547
00:33:34.519 --> 00:33:36.960
doesn't seem near as impressive, because I mean, you've only

548
00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:39.480
got sixty years worth of stuff.

549
00:33:40.240 --> 00:33:44.519
True, but it just takes one find to be not

550
00:33:44.640 --> 00:33:47.279
of this earth, to be like ah, I mean, ultimately,

551
00:33:47.359 --> 00:33:50.920
he's calling himself. Look, he's calling himself a space archaeologist.

552
00:33:51.000 --> 00:33:58.759
But if we're being honest, he's he's a space junk guy. Yeah,

553
00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:01.079
he's just running like a junk yard. But you know

554
00:34:01.119 --> 00:34:05.720
for space stuff. Six pieces of suspected space debris, which,

555
00:34:05.759 --> 00:34:07.480
by the way, that's a hard sentence to read if

556
00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:11.440
you're looking for a challenge. Six pieces of suspected space debris,

557
00:34:11.599 --> 00:34:14.280
look at me go, found washed up on North Queensland

558
00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:17.559
beaches could be space balls that are often left over

559
00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:22.039
from rocket launches, according to a space archaeologist. The Australian

560
00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:25.880
Space Agency confirmed on Sunday that it was working to

561
00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:28.760
determine the nature and origin of the mysterious objects, which

562
00:34:28.840 --> 00:34:32.960
police said were suspected of containing hazardous chemicals. Reports showed

563
00:34:33.000 --> 00:34:36.920
the objects washed up on beaches appeared to be large spheres.

564
00:34:37.280 --> 00:34:40.679
The Queensland Fire Department set on Sunday a total of

565
00:34:40.760 --> 00:34:43.239
six objects had been found washed up on the beaches,

566
00:34:43.639 --> 00:34:46.480
Five had been secured into drums and a sixth was

567
00:34:46.519 --> 00:34:53.719
being rendered safe, whatever that means. On Sunday, a local

568
00:34:53.800 --> 00:34:58.440
chip shop, the Forest Beach Takeaway, was already selling a

569
00:34:58.519 --> 00:35:01.719
space junk snack box with a chalkboard saying, unlike some

570
00:35:01.760 --> 00:35:03.920
stuff that washes up on our beach, you'll be able

571
00:35:03.920 --> 00:35:07.280
to identify these objects. Brilliant marketing in the moment, good

572
00:35:07.280 --> 00:35:10.159
on them.

573
00:35:10.320 --> 00:35:16.280
Not are they combing the beach for more? I can

574
00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:22.280
only hope so, and we hope there's a black crew

575
00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:22.639
in there.

576
00:35:23.880 --> 00:35:32.679
Using a pic you have to saying, I don't we

577
00:35:32.840 --> 00:35:41.000
ain't found shit. I think in that movie this is

578
00:35:41.320 --> 00:35:43.280
look there. There are a multitude of reasons why I

579
00:35:43.280 --> 00:35:45.559
could never be a police officer or first responder, but

580
00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:48.679
this is another one. I couldn't take this year and

581
00:35:48.760 --> 00:35:51.000
I have to respond to this spaceball's on the beach.

582
00:35:51.039 --> 00:35:53.760
Someone get me a really big pick. I'm gonna do

583
00:35:53.800 --> 00:35:58.239
something funny here for the Facebook page, and then I'm suspended.

584
00:35:58.960 --> 00:36:03.920
So anyway, Uh, authorities are saying, not bad, nothing to

585
00:36:03.960 --> 00:36:07.639
see here. It's some space junk, possibly from a rocket

586
00:36:07.679 --> 00:36:09.960
launch of some sort that you know, washed up on

587
00:36:10.000 --> 00:36:13.320
an Australian beach. But they're being careful just in case.

588
00:36:18.559 --> 00:36:21.039
The interesting thing is I can't find anywhere where someone's

589
00:36:21.079 --> 00:36:23.800
claiming like, not responsibility it's not a terrorist attack, but

590
00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:26.480
claiming ownership of the space ball to be like, oh, yeah,

591
00:36:26.519 --> 00:36:27.800
that's ours.

592
00:36:29.960 --> 00:36:33.480
I think they have the idea if they identify it

593
00:36:34.039 --> 00:36:35.000
from where it's from.

594
00:36:35.920 --> 00:36:38.159
Yeah, I mean right now, they're just initially calling it

595
00:36:38.280 --> 00:36:41.880
space debris. A statement says the Australian Space Agencies supporting

596
00:36:42.039 --> 00:36:46.119
supporting local authorities and relation to the space debris working

597
00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:48.679
to determine the nature of the debris and its origin.

598
00:36:49.159 --> 00:36:55.800
Associate Professor Alice Gorman, a space archaeologist and space junk expert, oh,

599
00:36:56.119 --> 00:36:58.280
I like how they separate the two, like they're two

600
00:36:58.320 --> 00:37:04.679
different things. At Flinders University, has reviewed news footage and

601
00:37:04.719 --> 00:37:06.880
said the objects did not appear to have evidence of

602
00:37:06.880 --> 00:37:10.079
burning or scorching. She says this suggests they might be

603
00:37:10.159 --> 00:37:13.079
from a rocket stage, perhaps a first or second stage,

604
00:37:13.239 --> 00:37:14.800
that has fallen back to Earth. While the rest of

605
00:37:14.840 --> 00:37:17.519
the stage goes on to deliver a payload into space.

606
00:37:20.119 --> 00:37:24.079
I mean, there are shockingly a number of countries that

607
00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:28.199
are trying to have a space program, so it doesn't

608
00:37:28.679 --> 00:37:29.920
it's not terribly shocking.

609
00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:33.760
Yeah. Space balls, not to be confused with the nineteen

610
00:37:33.800 --> 00:37:36.760
eighties American space comedy, were the most frequent piece of

611
00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:40.320
space junk, according to the Space Archaeologist, and have been

612
00:37:40.320 --> 00:37:43.280
found all over the world. There are estimated to be

613
00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:46.679
more than thirty thousand pieces of debris from working satellites

614
00:37:46.719 --> 00:37:51.000
to defunct parts from rocket launches orbiting the planet. She says,

615
00:37:51.039 --> 00:37:53.480
space junk most commonly flies in over the sea, but

616
00:37:53.519 --> 00:37:55.599
Australia is a very big land mass, so we do

617
00:37:55.679 --> 00:38:01.079
get a reasonable amount of space junk. So not a

618
00:38:01.119 --> 00:38:03.000
bad spot if you're doing, you know, the beach combing

619
00:38:03.000 --> 00:38:05.440
thing with a metal detector, might find some interesting stuff

620
00:38:07.199 --> 00:38:09.239
or die, So what's that.

621
00:38:10.400 --> 00:38:13.159
It's Australia, so or die is also.

622
00:38:14.400 --> 00:38:15.719
Yeah on the beaches.

623
00:38:16.000 --> 00:38:19.280
Yeah, I'm not. I'm not combing the beaches in Australia

624
00:38:19.280 --> 00:38:20.039
because they're.

625
00:38:20.039 --> 00:38:26.079
Telling Because the beaches in Australia will comb back. Something

626
00:38:26.119 --> 00:38:29.239
in there is waiting for you patiently and has been

627
00:38:29.280 --> 00:38:33.519
for a millennia, and thinking, now's my chance. If somewhere

628
00:38:33.559 --> 00:38:37.000
on the planet, an honest to god Sarlac pit like

629
00:38:37.079 --> 00:38:39.639
in Star Wars opened up, I would a thousand percent

630
00:38:39.679 --> 00:38:47.000
believe it would happen in Australia or Florida. Yeah, all right,

631
00:38:47.400 --> 00:38:57.000
one last bit here, the uh criminal karma hang on.

632
00:38:57.039 --> 00:38:59.159
I' getting to pop up at all right. A twenty

633
00:38:59.239 --> 00:39:02.599
nine year old man had his own car stolen while

634
00:39:02.679 --> 00:39:11.679
he was busy burglarizing a Horizon store across the street. Oh.

635
00:39:11.719 --> 00:39:15.000
In a twist of poetic justice, a Maryland man managed

636
00:39:15.000 --> 00:39:17.639
to have his own car stolen while he was busy

637
00:39:17.760 --> 00:39:22.800
allegedly burglarizing of Horizon store across the street. Police were

638
00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:27.559
responding to a stolen vehicle report when a burglary was

639
00:39:27.639 --> 00:39:32.519
reported just minutes later at the Verizon store. Officers began

640
00:39:32.599 --> 00:39:35.719
to connect the dots after noticing blood on the store's window,

641
00:39:35.760 --> 00:39:37.639
as well as blood on the glasses of the man

642
00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:41.480
who reported his vehicle stolen. When asked to show his hands,

643
00:39:41.519 --> 00:39:45.800
officers discovered blood on his hand and shirt and placed

644
00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:47.159
him in handcuffs.

645
00:39:49.239 --> 00:39:51.079
Yeah, you'd at least thought you would have gotten cleaned

646
00:39:51.119 --> 00:39:51.599
up first.

647
00:39:53.199 --> 00:39:55.679
You'd think a lot of things, but here's one of

648
00:39:55.679 --> 00:39:58.119
the most salient points we have ever heard from a

649
00:39:58.159 --> 00:40:01.239
law enforcement official. Our friend and fellow board member on

650
00:40:01.400 --> 00:40:06.000
the RMS Tree House Listeners Foundation, Dallas County Sheriff's Office,

651
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:09.639
Captain Mark Howard, retired once told us many years ago,

652
00:40:10.920 --> 00:40:14.639
criminals are not very smart. Most of them are pretty stupid.

653
00:40:15.639 --> 00:40:19.559
And this is example number a million. If you're going

654
00:40:19.559 --> 00:40:23.880
to rob the Verizon store, okay, and then you rob

655
00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:26.760
the Verizon store and you go back to your car

656
00:40:27.800 --> 00:40:31.639
and someone else has stolen your car, I don't think

657
00:40:31.719 --> 00:40:34.639
it's a good idea to report it stolen minutes after

658
00:40:34.760 --> 00:40:39.880
you just performed your own robbery. That's just me. I'm

659
00:40:39.880 --> 00:40:42.000
not a criminal mastermind. What do I know.

660
00:40:46.920 --> 00:40:48.519
Maybe he had cocaine possessed though.

661
00:40:48.400 --> 00:40:59.920
So one can only hope that's where the officers like, ooh, trifecta.

662
00:41:00.280 --> 00:41:03.599
This day just got better and better. I'm gonna make

663
00:41:03.639 --> 00:41:04.960
the news.

664
00:41:07.519 --> 00:41:10.519
That's got to be that really you're talking about. You know,

665
00:41:10.760 --> 00:41:12.840
there's the moment to night where you lose your keys

666
00:41:13.000 --> 00:41:16.280
or whatever, and you have that panic of if you're

667
00:41:16.360 --> 00:41:18.199
just you know, finishing up a robbery and you go

668
00:41:18.239 --> 00:41:21.000
out and your getaway cars gone. Yeah.

669
00:41:21.719 --> 00:41:26.360
God, I was actually taking that in a different direction.

670
00:41:26.519 --> 00:41:28.880
I was just thinking, like, what if it's been What

671
00:41:29.000 --> 00:41:31.639
if the next day after you get home after hooking

672
00:41:31.719 --> 00:41:34.239
up with some really hot chick at the bar, and

673
00:41:34.320 --> 00:41:37.280
you can't find your drugs and you can't find your keys,

674
00:41:37.320 --> 00:41:38.840
and you're like, oh no, did I leave it in

675
00:41:38.880 --> 00:41:39.639
that chick's butt.

676
00:41:42.400 --> 00:41:44.519
Of course, it always comes back to ask play with you, Dan,

677
00:41:52.159 --> 00:41:53.800
I'm not even gonna deny an one.

678
00:41:55.920 --> 00:41:57.559
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687
00:42:25.639 --> 00:42:29.440
Tombodett saying we'll leave the light on for you, We'll

688
00:42:29.480 --> 00:42:34.840
leave the cokein. We'll see you next time.