Dec. 21, 2023
Football #16: Cowboys Suck Again
The Cowboys were flying so high after the win over the Eagles, they forgot to come back down and play the Bills.
The Cowboys were flying so high after the win over the Eagles, they forgot to come back down and play the Bills.
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Welcome inside the Treehouse Football Podcast.
I'm gan O Malley along with Trey Trentholm
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and Raj Sharma. Where today,
in this episode, we will try to
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answer the question, if the Cowboys
don't bother to show up in Buffalo to
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play a game, are we really
required to talk about it? Seeing as
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how I witnessed most of that game
last night, I have many thoughts,
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and so I feel like maybe we
should discuss at least some of the ineptitude.
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But I don't know, how do
you guys feel? Is there no
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is there no conspiracy theory out there
that you know? Maybe because it's New
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York and it's the Mob and that
the Cowboys they came out there and they
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warmed up and you know, it
was Dak and everyone and they felt good.
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And then then they all got,
you know, hurried away to us
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scores and have a night at the
strip clubs. And they put a bunch
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of scabs out there, and and
that's what happened. You No, here's
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how here's how it works. But
I told you Vegas runs everything in the
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Mob runs Vegas, right, So
it showed up and there were you know,
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the video the dancing, you know, on there on there. You
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know the if you guys U we're
talking about it. If you watch their
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social media them dancing around and having
a good time and what they're wearing on
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the plane, and then they're in
the locker room and then you know,
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Vinnie the Chin comes in and it's
like, hey, I need you guys
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tank this by about twenty points because
this is what we got. This is
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how much money we got. And
it's there a little brief a couple of
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brief briefcases came in and they're like, hey, these are for you guys.
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You don't say nothing. You'll still
go to the playoffs. This will
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be an embarrassment, but here's this
money will will will ease the pain.
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So if that's the conspiracy theory that
that, I mean, if that's the
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only thing I could think of.
Or they were all extremely I think they
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might've just had out all on the
plane and they were all just extremely hungover.
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It was there was they were still
they were still drunk. If they
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if if we're going to go that
route, they were still drunk. There
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was there was one story going around
about how uh supposedly there was a stomach
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bug making its way around the team
and that maybe up to ten players were
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dealing with it, which is something
my wife brought up last week watching the
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game when they said Micah Parsons was
deal was dealing with flu like symptoms,
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and She's like, and there he
is on the sideline next to everybody breathing
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on them. Uh. And then
this week a possible you know, sickness
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outbreak. It's called tequila. Tequila
can also bring about flu like symptoms.
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There was some other unsubstantiated rumor that
a number of the players were at the
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team hotel the night before and ordered
a pizza and uh, somehow it was
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tainted or there is this other part
wait, wait, wait, wait,
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what is this the Michael where we've
now we now the you know the bulls
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and and now yeah, this is
the Michael Jackson or the Michael Jordan' flu
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game was actually he was food poisoning. Well, you know, Michael Jordan
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actually triumphed in his flu game,
right, Yes, the Cowboys foundered.
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And there is one other theory although
it is a bit outland dish, but
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it's the one I believe I'm going
to subscribe to about the Cowboys lost to
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the Bills, and that is aliens. Okay, and aliens came down much
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like the Scrolls in the Marvel movies
and shows, where they physically they visually
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appear to be the person that they
have replicated. But there's still ill coordinated
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aliens that don't know a damn thing
about playing American football. So that's my
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theory. I have decided to subscribe
to Marvel. Scrolls took over the Cowboys
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and took the field for whatever reason, and and really just dropped a big
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old alien turn in the middle of
upstate New York. Yeah. I mean,
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I'm glad you said that you watched
all of it. I don't believe.
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I think I fell asleep at one
point. It was just that bad.
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I fell asleep watching it. I
could not watch all of it.
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I made it through most, okay, And I believe I made it through
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at least a portion of the fourth
quarter, which is more than can be
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said for the Cowboys players, because
I think they were back on the plane
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somewhere halfway through the second. Yeah, the first quarter, I made it.
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I don't think I got all the
way through the second. And I
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woke up in like middle of the
third quarter going into the fourth, and
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I just couldn't. I was,
I was done. I had more enthusiasm
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in my sleep than those players had
at the actual game. It was I've
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never I don't even I'm guessing stomach
bug. It has to be something,
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because it had to be a collective. Hey, we're going to not play
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today. Everybody good with that?
Everybody good with with not playing today.
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After that first series, it was
a wrap. I don't know if you
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just like I think Troy some textbus
like there's no fire, there's no sense
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of urgency, there's nothing. And
I think that was after the first series.
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I was like, they're they're done. This is going to be it.
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And then the the I think right
after that personal foul penalty when they
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got the fifteen yards or whatever the
thing it was fourth down and they ended
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up being roughing the kicker or something
like that in the first half. That
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did not help things. Yeah,
And right when that happened, I was
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like, this is that's it,
this is we can go to sleep now.
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Does anybody wouldn't change the channel?
What else is wrong? It is
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terrible And if if the game had
been even close last night, then I
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would start to bag on that that
It was really a poorly officiated game.
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But that you're right. The Cowboys, you know, in the big moments,
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just shot themselves in the foot.
It was it was easy for them
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to call. Yeah, it really
was. And and the other thing that
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that drove me nuts about that is
all of it. That's what is all
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of it, And that's what's so
frustrating about it is is right about the
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point where, and I said this
on the last football episode, right about
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the point where you think they may
have turned a corner and that they might
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actually be turning into a championship caliber
team, they they pull one of these.
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Yeah. I think it was when
the targeting to Dak was was not
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going to be called, and then
the sideline kind of erupted. Right then.
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I was like, that's and I
prior to that hit, there were
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there was a hold that was just
flagrant that wasn't called, and I was
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like this and then that, and
then that happened. I was like,
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Okay, so the officiatings on on
the bill side. I get it.
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It's a home field, it's a
home team thing, whatever. But I
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thought that the play where Micah Parsons
got hurt, I thought that was really
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questionable. But you know, was
that guy really going for his knees or
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what it was going on? Yeah, I mean there was a lot of
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things that weren't getting called, and
there was you know, I mean,
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but again, at the end of
the day, you can you can the
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slame thing to do is blame the
refs on that, right, like coming
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in there to be like, who's
their fault? No, I mean these
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guys literally are professional athletes that get
paid millions of dollars and they showed up
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with zero enthusiasm. I don't know, it looked like they started their Christmas
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vacation early. Yeah, they did
at scores and then they just didn't sound
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you know, I mean we can
go with that. They were just hungover
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and out there. But yeah,
I think the reason they didn't call that
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out on the Micah Parsons where you
know, took out his knees because it
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really wasn't Micah. It was some
you know, some scrab scab that they
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pulled in off the street and they
don't care he's disposable. Yeah, it's
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the replacements with their jerseys. Yes, So at the end of the day,
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I think it is I think I
think we're all agreement here that at
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least for let me backtrack momentarily,
I was not shocked that they lost because
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this game worried me. It worried
me on the schedule when it was first
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released, well before the season ever
started, because going to Buffalo is already
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hard, especially when Buffalo's good.
Buffalo has had kind of an up and
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down, rocky season, but like
a true playoff contender or championship contending team,
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they're getting good and putting it together
when they need to. And so
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I wasn't shocked that they lost the
game. I was just shocked at the
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lack of intensity, fire, enthusiasm, whatever it is, certain sense of
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urgency. That was the part that
shocked me. And I'm curious, was
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there any other takeaway for you guys
that shocked you in this game? No?
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I think you hit it like there
was nothing. There was nothing there,
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There was no sense of urgency,
there was no money had. At
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one point, I was I just
put the second team in and see what
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they because they're trying, they're they're
they're trying to make their name. Put
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them in, see what they do
at this point, because you guys don't
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do it anything. So put the
other guys in and let's see what they
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do. My biggest the offense is
what really grabbed my attention, and I
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hope it was okay. They just
it was just everything was off because the
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other option is is that Buffalo figured
out something to do to our offense that
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rendered them completely inept. I mean, what was it the third quarter?
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By the time we got over one
hundred yards. I believe it was the
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third quarter. And I think the
biggest shocking thing for me from this game
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was the fact that the Cowboys even
managed to score a touchdown. The fact
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that they got ten points. I
was actually shocked by by the end of
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it. Yeah, I think I
think the Trey has a point. I
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think at one point on the sideline, maybe somebody said, uh uh,
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next, we're going to score,
and they heard next, we're going to
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scores, and instead of them translating
that into six points, they all left.
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And by the time the Cowboys realized
what it like, what did you
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say, Like I said, we're
going to score, and then the stadium
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was too loud and they heard we're
going to scores, and so they just
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left. And that was just a
mess up on whoever was trying to hype
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up the team because outside of that, I mean, I don't know if
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that yeah again, it's like unless
there was a briefcase of money right before
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they walked out, it was like, here's this to just tank this.
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It also didn't help that when that
whole scores thing was mentioned that Mike McCarthy's
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sitting behind the wheel of the bus
saying, go hight, everybody, let's
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go a buffet in is at noon
midnight. I didn't come all the way
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to Buffalo to not get some eggs. At least then that would be somewhat
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of an excuse there, or at
least a reason or some sort of nonsense
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besides the actual nonsense that was on
display in that game. It really was.
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I mean, I'm trying not to
put a whole too much stock in
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it, because look, this happens. It's the NFL. You play a
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good team, sometimes they're just gonna
get you. Even the Chiefs have have
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more losses right now than the Cowboys
do. The Bills, as good as
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they look on Sunday, have more
losses than the Cowboys do. So you
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try to, you know, balance
it out as a fan from saying,
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same old Cowboys, here we go
again, beat up on bad teams get
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the crack kick kicked out of them
by good teams with you know, well
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it happens, and maybe come playoff
time they'll be better. Well then with
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that in mind, then what do
you do? How do you come out
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of this game going into Miami who? That team is on fire? So
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how do you if you can't do
that with But that's the if. That's
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the thing, like, because what
the stat seven to zero at home,
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three and three on the road,
three and four on the road now and
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so now you're walking into Miami,
who they're great? Maybe is it a
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what my dad used to say,
this weird thing. He's like, you
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know, they're not used to playing
in the cold. I'm like, could
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that be it? Like maybe it's
like this is too cold here? It
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was It wasn't even it wasn't even
Buffalo cold, like like Buffalo is walking
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around, you know, in Hawaiian
shirts and hula skirts before the game.
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Man, this is ball me.
Yeah, that was my dad's like anytime
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the Cowboys lost on the road,
my dad would find some weather related thing
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to it, like, you know, they don't like it when it's I'm
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like to Sonny, we're in Dallas, that is a problem in the new
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stadium because they didn't point at north
and south. So those afternoon games,
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Jerry World can get a little uh
and get a little dicey when you're staring
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back into the sad sun in the
west end zone. I think we learned
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that in the playoff game last year. You should probably close that. And
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I'm like, no, we're we
lost that. Uh but yeah, so
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that's what like. I'll look at
the weather, I'm like, is it
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is it rain? And then it
started raining. I'm like, well,
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this is a wrap. They're not
gonna be able to the thing is though,
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there's all these excuses that were lined
up that were lined up on the
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road Buffalo team playing for its playoff
lives. Uh, it's cold ish,
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it's outside, it started to rain. The REVS calls were a little questionable.
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None of those things could be legitimate
factors in the game because they were
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so terrible from the start. Yeah. I said, right after that targeting
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call when it would have been you
know, fifteen yards to our advantage,
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but then it was an offsetting penalty
because the sideline erupted, I was like,
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you know what this is. They
just they just don't look they just
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don't look. After that series,
I was like, they don't look,
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that's done. And I tried to
stay awake, but I mean by the
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beginning middle of maybe middle of the
second quarter, I think I was out.
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I was already to sleep. This
was so it was little, so
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terrible. And uh, who's that? Uh the Cook? Is that there
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running back? Yes? James,
Yeah, yeah, James Cook. That
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man had the game of his career. Like that was the irony? Is
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is he actually probably scored it scores
after the game, scoring everywhere else he
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Treehouse Football Podcast, And uh,
trying to see as best as we can
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to put that Buffalo game in our
rear view mirrors very very very far behind
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us as much as humanly possible,
while still hope, hopefully learning something from
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the game to apply moving forward.
But speaking of forward, is you go
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from a difficult road game in Buffalo
to a difficult road game in Miami with
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another one of the top AFC teams
and they didn't look good last week.
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You don't know if they're going to
be good, you know, in Miami.
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But the good news is at least
it's warmer in Miami. Yeah,
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I mean it is Miami that's come
with. If they got had distractions in
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Buffalo, then South Beach is going
to create a whole other set of issues.
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Yeah, I mean, I didn't
even think about that. You're right.
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Do you think if you were a
part of the Miami PR team,
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you would go out of your way
sort of like an over zealous airbn be
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host and put suggested things to do
inside the binder pamphlets in the players hotel
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rooms, saying like, oh things
to do and see, you know while
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while you're here in Miami, such
as a book full of Instagram models on
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South Beach just waiting for a good
time. I just think, you know,
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it's hookers and eight balls in every
room for the Cowboys, you know
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what? That right there? That
right there. We have found it the
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difference between the nineties Dynasty Cowboys.
In every team that has followed the nineties
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Dynasty Cowboys could mow through drugs and
hookers with no problem and still show up
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to win the game the next day. Not these current teams the next day.
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These guys are doing that. In
halftime, Jerry was cutting up lines
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and they're like, you guys look
great out there. Hell, if you
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look really close at the bottom of
those dog piles, that's just somebody dropped
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their bag. That's not a fumble. That's not a party foul. Got
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a hooker at an eight ball.
For those nineties Cowboys teams, that would
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have gotten them for like the first
forty five minutes, and then it'd be
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like one of those videos where you
know it was like everyone else has passed
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out and strewn about, and then
you know it's like a cloud of smoke
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and then just here comes you just
see Michael Irvin and a fur line jacket,
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just walking through going what's next?
And just a fur line jacket,
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nothing else, no pads, no
pants. Yeah, if I was,
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if I was the Miami PR team, I'd be like things to do while
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in Miami and just have a lobby
full of women. Uh, things to
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do here? You goudy just come
downstairs. Uh and you got it?
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Yeah, I don't know. I
mean, if you're gonna if Buffalo,
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I mean, if you got distracted
in Buffalo. Like, first of all,
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that tells me, you can get
distracted in Columbus, Ohio or Missouri.
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Sure, that's what that tells me, Like Miami will If Buffalo distracted
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you, Miami will kill you.
Like that's that's how that will work.
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Half this team is not coming back
if that's what the distractions are. But
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I mean, on a serious note, like Miami looks really good and you're
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dealing with. To me, Miami
is one of those they're they're like the
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Cowboys when they're really good, My
god, watch out. They might throw
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up seventy points. On the other
hand, just last week they lost at
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home to Tennessee. So yeah.
But I mean, I think the consistent
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thing with Miami is Tyreek Hill.
Like he week after week, I mean,
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regardless of the rest of the team, week after week, that guy's
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on fire and he's fun to watch. He's explosive. And again I'm going
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back to the Buffalo game. Well, you know, the Cowboys led with
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explosive plays, that's what they were
saying. They led the NFL with explosive
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plays, and then they had zero
in the entire game against Buffalo, and
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Tyreek Hill usually has at least one
a big play in almost every game.
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And so if they if they got
if they if they shut down on a
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penalty call or on you know whatever
it is that they shut down in Buffalo,
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then they're going to shut down when
Tyreek Hill blows past them. Yeah,
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any any explosive plays from Buffalo would
have you would have seen brown spots
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on their pants, see something.
Maybe they didn't want to have any explosive
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plays, right, because that's what
it would have been, Like, Hey,
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we've got to be more explosive out
there, like coach, you don't
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understand. We can get explosive if
you need, if you need us to.
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But this is gonna be like that
again in the replacements with the eggs,
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Like this is going to be coach, this is America's Game of the
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week on Fox, and we all
don't want to be doing the ass fountain
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in the middle of it. Little
did everyone know, but because of that
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stomach bug flowing through the team,
they were all wearing butt plugs. Or
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you want to talk about a conspiracy
because you know, now Dak is you
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know a big sponsor is that you
know colon guard where you know you crap
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in a cup and it tests for
colon cancer. So this was one big
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marketing scheme. Look, you can
ship your pants in Buffalo and find out
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you've got colon cancer or not.
I'd much prefer that. Just just keep
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it at the p s A.
Don't let it cross over into the game.
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Also, ass Fountain is probably the
name of a strip club in Miami,
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so you know there might be one
regardless or at least, you know,
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the second dance for some you know, big time performer ladies run a
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two song rotation. I just hope
they look better in Miami. Look,
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I mean at this point, you
know, like they mentioned during the game
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yesterday, and I saw the news
before the game on Sunday, Cowboys were
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able to clinch a playoff spot even
you know, before kickoff against Buffalo.
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And I want to see some urgency
in this game in Miami because I don't
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think that they should have needed a
reminder that they can get their ass kicked
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at any given time on any given
Sunday type of situation, because I would
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have hoped that that reminder against San
Francisco earlier in the year would have sufficed.
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But if they needed one more,
fine, But you better turn it
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on starting now. Well, I
mean if if you I mean, if
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they got if the news was announced, like like you said, you know,
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they they've already clinched the playoff spot, and that if that news got
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into the locker room before the game, don't you think they would go,
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hey, let's just stay healthy,
like we don't need to win this.
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If that's the case, then don't
play. If that's the case, then
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they don't have Zach Martin out there
in the first place to actually get hurt
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or anybody else for that matter.
You either you either show up and play,
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because what happens is if you play. You're also talking about, Yeah,
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they got that news, but they
also meant they were in the run
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for the first round by of the
playoffs because with the best record, which
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yeah, you would think that might
have given them enough motivation to go,
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all right, you know what,
we can at least get we can get
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a week off in between, you
know, starting the playoffs and get all
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healthym But but they took the week
off last night, so they started.
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They started like dancing, They started
Christmas early. They're like, hey,
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we already got a playoff spot.
I'm gonna I'm gonna not I'm not gonna
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play I'm not gonna do anything.
I'm not gonna exert any energy. I'm
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not gonna do anything out you know, I'm not gonna go above and beyond,
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which is what your job is.
Is what you got. You get
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paid millions of dollars for. It's
what you guys will hold out, you
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know, and sit sit at home
for contract disputes and then you show up
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and you find out, oh,
we're going to the playoffs regardless of a
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winner or not or not. So
let's just, you know, let's just
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kind of half ass, not even
half ass, like, let's no ass
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this. That's exactly what it was. There was there was no ass at
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the ass fountain. That sounds like
a disclaimer that should be on the outside
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of the club. Listen, no
ass in the ass Fountain. I'm just
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hoping that that's not the headline next
week, the day after the Miami game,
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No ass in the as Funtain for
the Cowboys. Yeah yeah, but
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you know I think that again,
that could have been it too. I
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didn't even think about it, but
if they got the news in the locker
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room before the game, like hey, we already clinched the spot in the
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in the playoffs. That to me
one of those things that if that mattered
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to them, and that's the performance
state put out after hearing it. This
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team, this team has no what
did they say in a Major League two
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Trey with what's his name Takata from
Japan? He opens up his little book
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and he says, you have no
marbles and he starts doing a hand thing
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around his balls. That's the one
thing I kept thinking about watching the watching
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the Buffalo game, is that this
team has no balls. And I'm hoping
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that they find them sometime between now
and kickoff against Miami. I just hope,
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I hope Raj is right and that
you know, they did find out
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that they were making the playoffs,
you know, regardless before the kickoff.
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And then it just became you know, Mike McCarthy's running towards the bus.
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Last one, you know, it
was a rotten egg. Let's go to
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the buffet on the team about legs
and eggs. It's in Buffalo, they
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don't know any better. But yeah, again, it just, uh if
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that if that news got to that, I that's one of those things that
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you keep to yourself, Oh oh
what go trick? Just you know,
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a bottle of strip club is probably
drift, some hookers outside of a waffle
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house, some lot lizards, and
a bucky. I like. I like
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that they're outside the waffle house.
You gotta standards stand no, no,
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no, we know what you're kind
in. I would like to just point
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out that this is part of the
reason why I love doing this show with
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you guys, is that even after
a really crummy loss and the Cowboys kind
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of put me in a sour mood, I feel a little bit better.
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So thank you, we all do. Yeah, it's weird how Cowboys fans
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we get heat around because I don't
know how often you travel to different places
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and hear people bitch about Cowboys fans. One of the main gripes I hear,
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like, we heard this the other
day in Mississippi. I don't like
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Cowboys fans because they cheer for every
little good thing their team. Oh my
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god, how awful for our team
doing well. Yes, we're happy they
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gained the yard because we're used to
them losing fifteen, So yeah, we're
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gonna be happy that they went forward
for a change, But we certainly know
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how to not only praise our team
when they do just one tiny thing good,
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but you're not gonna find I think
any fan base better at just trouncing
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on their own own team the way
that we can. Yeah, we we
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I'm gonna set this up for you, Trey. You know, we're really
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good at taking it on the chin
outside the waffle house when I when I
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thought of it, I was like, I'm just say it anyway. But
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it is some kind of back screaming
smothered and covered, smothered than cover.
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And he wasn't talking about that.
He's talking about the hooker and Lot three
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Welcome inside the Treehouse Football Podcast.
I'm gan O Malley along with Trey Trentholm
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and Raj Sharma. Where today,
in this episode, we will try to
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answer the question, if the Cowboys
don't bother to show up in Buffalo to
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play a game, are we really
required to talk about it? Seeing as
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how I witnessed most of that game
last night, I have many thoughts,
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and so I feel like maybe we
should discuss at least some of the ineptitude.
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But I don't know, how do
you guys feel? Is there no
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is there no conspiracy theory out there
that you know? Maybe because it's New
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York and it's the Mob and that
the Cowboys they came out there and they
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warmed up and you know, it
was Dak and everyone and they felt good.
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And then then they all got,
you know, hurried away to us
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scores and have a night at the
strip clubs. And they put a bunch
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of scabs out there, and and
that's what happened. You No, here's
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how here's how it works. But
I told you Vegas runs everything in the
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Mob runs Vegas, right, So
it showed up and there were you know,
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the video the dancing, you know, on there on there. You
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know the if you guys U we're
talking about it. If you watch their
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social media them dancing around and having
a good time and what they're wearing on
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the plane, and then they're in
the locker room and then you know,
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Vinnie the Chin comes in and it's
like, hey, I need you guys
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tank this by about twenty points because
this is what we got. This is
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how much money we got. And
it's there a little brief a couple of
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brief briefcases came in and they're like, hey, these are for you guys.
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You don't say nothing. You'll still
go to the playoffs. This will
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be an embarrassment, but here's this
money will will will ease the pain.
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So if that's the conspiracy theory that
that, I mean, if that's the
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only thing I could think of.
Or they were all extremely I think they
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might've just had out all on the
plane and they were all just extremely hungover.
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It was there was they were still
they were still drunk. If they
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if if we're going to go that
route, they were still drunk. There
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was there was one story going around
about how uh supposedly there was a stomach
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bug making its way around the team
and that maybe up to ten players were
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dealing with it, which is something
my wife brought up last week watching the
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game when they said Micah Parsons was
deal was dealing with flu like symptoms,
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and She's like, and there he
is on the sideline next to everybody breathing
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on them. Uh. And then
this week a possible you know, sickness
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outbreak. It's called tequila. Tequila
can also bring about flu like symptoms.
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There was some other unsubstantiated rumor that
a number of the players were at the
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team hotel the night before and ordered
a pizza and uh, somehow it was
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tainted or there is this other part
wait, wait, wait, wait,
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what is this the Michael where we've
now we now the you know the bulls
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and and now yeah, this is
the Michael Jackson or the Michael Jordan' flu
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game was actually he was food poisoning. Well, you know, Michael Jordan
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actually triumphed in his flu game,
right, Yes, the Cowboys foundered.
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And there is one other theory although
it is a bit outland dish, but
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it's the one I believe I'm going
to subscribe to about the Cowboys lost to
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the Bills, and that is aliens. Okay, and aliens came down much
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like the Scrolls in the Marvel movies
and shows, where they physically they visually
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appear to be the person that they
have replicated. But there's still ill coordinated
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aliens that don't know a damn thing
about playing American football. So that's my
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theory. I have decided to subscribe
to Marvel. Scrolls took over the Cowboys
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and took the field for whatever reason, and and really just dropped a big
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old alien turn in the middle of
upstate New York. Yeah. I mean,
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I'm glad you said that you watched
all of it. I don't believe.
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I think I fell asleep at one
point. It was just that bad.
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I fell asleep watching it. I
could not watch all of it.
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I made it through most, okay, And I believe I made it through
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at least a portion of the fourth
quarter, which is more than can be
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said for the Cowboys players, because
I think they were back on the plane
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somewhere halfway through the second. Yeah, the first quarter, I made it.
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I don't think I got all the
way through the second. And I
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woke up in like middle of the
third quarter going into the fourth, and
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I just couldn't. I was,
I was done. I had more enthusiasm
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in my sleep than those players had
at the actual game. It was I've
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never I don't even I'm guessing stomach
bug. It has to be something,
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because it had to be a collective. Hey, we're going to not play
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today. Everybody good with that?
Everybody good with with not playing today.
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After that first series, it was
a wrap. I don't know if you
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just like I think Troy some textbus
like there's no fire, there's no sense
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of urgency, there's nothing. And
I think that was after the first series.
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I was like, they're they're done. This is going to be it.
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after that personal foul penalty when they
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got the fifteen yards or whatever the
thing it was fourth down and they ended
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up being roughing the kicker or something
like that in the first half. That
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did not help things. Yeah,
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like, this is that's it,
this is we can go to sleep now.
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Does anybody wouldn't change the channel?
What else is wrong? It is
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terrible And if if the game had
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would start to bag on that that
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just shot themselves in the foot.
It was it was easy for them
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to call. Yeah, it really
was. And and the other thing that
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that drove me nuts about that is
all of it. That's what is all
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of it, And that's what's so
frustrating about it is is right about the
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point where, and I said this
on the last football episode, right about
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the point where you think they may
have turned a corner and that they might
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actually be turning into a championship caliber
team, they they pull one of these.
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the targeting to Dak was was not
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going to be called, and then
the sideline kind of erupted. Right then.
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I was like, that's and I
prior to that hit, there were
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there was a hold that was just
flagrant that wasn't called, and I was
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like this and then that, and
then that happened. I was like,
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the bill side. I get it.
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It's a home field, it's a
home team thing, whatever. But I
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thought that the play where Micah Parsons
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questionable. But you know, was
that guy really going for his knees or
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what it was going on? Yeah, I mean there was a lot of
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things that weren't getting called, and
there was you know, I mean,
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but again, at the end of
the day, you can you can the
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slame thing to do is blame the
refs on that, right, like coming
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in there to be like, who's
their fault? No, I mean these
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guys literally are professional athletes that get
paid millions of dollars and they showed up
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with zero enthusiasm. I don't know, it looked like they started their Christmas
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vacation early. Yeah, they did
at scores and then they just didn't sound
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you know, I mean we can
go with that. They were just hungover
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and out there. But yeah,
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out on the Micah Parsons where you
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really wasn't Micah. It was some
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pulled in off the street and they
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the replacements with their jerseys. Yes, So at the end of the day,
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I think it is I think I
think we're all agreement here that at
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least for let me backtrack momentarily,
I was not shocked that they lost because
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this game worried me. It worried
me on the schedule when it was first
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released, well before the season ever
started, because going to Buffalo is already
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hard, especially when Buffalo's good.
Buffalo has had kind of an up and
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down, rocky season, but like
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they're getting good and putting it together
when they need to. And so
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I wasn't shocked that they lost the
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lack of intensity, fire, enthusiasm, whatever it is, certain sense of
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urgency. That was the part that
shocked me. And I'm curious, was
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there any other takeaway for you guys
that shocked you in this game? No?
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I think you hit it like there
was nothing. There was nothing there,
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There was no sense of urgency,
there was no money had. At
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one point, I was I just
put the second team in and see what
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they because they're trying, they're they're
they're trying to make their name. Put
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them in, see what they do
at this point, because you guys don't
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do it anything. So put the
other guys in and let's see what they
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do. My biggest the offense is
what really grabbed my attention, and I
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hope it was okay. They just
it was just everything was off because the
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other option is is that Buffalo figured
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rendered them completely inept. I mean, what was it the third quarter?
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third quarter. And I think the
biggest shocking thing for me from this game
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was the fact that the Cowboys even
managed to score a touchdown. The fact
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that they got ten points. I
was actually shocked by by the end of
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it. Yeah, I think I
think the Trey has a point. I
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think at one point on the sideline, maybe somebody said, uh uh,
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next, we're going to score,
and they heard next, we're going to
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scores, and instead of them translating
that into six points, they all left.
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And by the time the Cowboys realized
what it like, what did you
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say, Like I said, we're
going to score, and then the stadium
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was too loud and they heard we're
going to scores, and so they just
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left. And that was just a
mess up on whoever was trying to hype
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up the team because outside of that, I mean, I don't know if
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that yeah again, it's like unless
there was a briefcase of money right before
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they walked out, it was like, here's this to just tank this.
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It also didn't help that when that
whole scores thing was mentioned that Mike McCarthy's
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sitting behind the wheel of the bus
saying, go hight, everybody, let's
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go a buffet in is at noon
midnight. I didn't come all the way
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to Buffalo to not get some eggs. At least then that would be somewhat
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of an excuse there, or at
least a reason or some sort of nonsense
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besides the actual nonsense that was on
display in that game. It really was.
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I mean, I'm trying not to
put a whole too much stock in
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it, because look, this happens. It's the NFL. You play a
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good team, sometimes they're just gonna
get you. Even the Chiefs have have
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more losses right now than the Cowboys
do. The Bills, as good as
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they look on Sunday, have more
losses than the Cowboys do. So you
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try to, you know, balance
it out as a fan from saying,
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same old Cowboys, here we go
again, beat up on bad teams get
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the crack kick kicked out of them
by good teams with you know, well
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it happens, and maybe come playoff
time they'll be better. Well then with
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that in mind, then what do
you do? How do you come out
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of this game going into Miami who? That team is on fire? So
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how do you if you can't do
that with But that's the if. That's
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the thing, like, because what
the stat seven to zero at home,
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three and three on the road,
three and four on the road now and
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so now you're walking into Miami,
who they're great? Maybe is it a
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what my dad used to say,
this weird thing. He's like, you
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know, they're not used to playing
in the cold. I'm like, could
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that be it? Like maybe it's
like this is too cold here? It
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was It wasn't even it wasn't even
Buffalo cold, like like Buffalo is walking
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around, you know, in Hawaiian
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Man, this is ball me.
Yeah, that was my dad's like anytime
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the Cowboys lost on the road,
my dad would find some weather related thing
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to it, like, you know, they don't like it when it's I'm
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like to Sonny, we're in Dallas, that is a problem in the new
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stadium because they didn't point at north
and south. So those afternoon games,
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Jerry World can get a little uh
and get a little dicey when you're staring
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back into the sad sun in the
west end zone. I think we learned
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that in the playoff game last year. You should probably close that. And
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I'm like, no, we're we
lost that. Uh but yeah, so
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that's what like. I'll look at
the weather, I'm like, is it
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is it rain? And then it
started raining. I'm like, well,
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this is a wrap. They're not
gonna be able to the thing is though,
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there's all these excuses that were lined
up that were lined up on the
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road Buffalo team playing for its playoff
lives. Uh, it's cold ish,
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it's outside, it started to rain. The REVS calls were a little questionable.
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None of those things could be legitimate
factors in the game because they were
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so terrible from the start. Yeah. I said, right after that targeting
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call when it would have been you
know, fifteen yards to our advantage,
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but then it was an offsetting penalty
because the sideline erupted, I was like,
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you know what this is. They
just they just don't look they just
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don't look. After that series,
I was like, they don't look,
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that's done. And I tried to
stay awake, but I mean by the
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beginning middle of maybe middle of the
second quarter, I think I was out.
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I was already to sleep. This
was so it was little, so
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terrible. And uh, who's that? Uh the Cook? Is that there
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running back? Yes? James,
Yeah, yeah, James Cook. That
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man had the game of his career. Like that was the irony? Is
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to put that Buffalo game in our
rear view mirrors very very very far behind
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us as much as humanly possible,
while still hope, hopefully learning something from
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the game to apply moving forward.
But speaking of forward, is you go
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from a difficult road game in Buffalo
to a difficult road game in Miami with
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another one of the top AFC teams
and they didn't look good last week.
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You don't know if they're going to
be good, you know, in Miami.
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But the good news is at least
it's warmer in Miami. Yeah,
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I mean it is Miami that's come
with. If they got had distractions in
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Buffalo, then South Beach is going
to create a whole other set of issues.
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even think about that. You're right.
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Do you think if you were a
part of the Miami PR team,
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you would go out of your way
sort of like an over zealous airbn be
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host and put suggested things to do
inside the binder pamphlets in the players hotel
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rooms, saying like, oh things
to do and see, you know while
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while you're here in Miami, such
as a book full of Instagram models on
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South Beach just waiting for a good
time. I just think, you know,
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it's hookers and eight balls in every
room for the Cowboys, you know
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what? That right there? That
right there. We have found it the
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difference between the nineties Dynasty Cowboys.
In every team that has followed the nineties
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Dynasty Cowboys could mow through drugs and
hookers with no problem and still show up
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to win the game the next day. Not these current teams the next day.
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These guys are doing that. In
halftime, Jerry was cutting up lines
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and they're like, you guys look
great out there. Hell, if you
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look really close at the bottom of
those dog piles, that's just somebody dropped
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their bag. That's not a fumble. That's not a party foul. Got
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a hooker at an eight ball.
For those nineties Cowboys teams, that would
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have gotten them for like the first
forty five minutes, and then it'd be
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like one of those videos where you
know it was like everyone else has passed
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out and strewn about, and then
you know it's like a cloud of smoke
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and then just here comes you just
see Michael Irvin and a fur line jacket,
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just walking through going what's next?
And just a fur line jacket,
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nothing else, no pads, no
pants. Yeah, if I was,
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if I was the Miami PR team, I'd be like things to do while
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in Miami and just have a lobby
full of women. Uh, things to
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do here? You goudy just come
downstairs. Uh and you got it?
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mean, if you're gonna if Buffalo,
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I mean, if you got distracted
in Buffalo. Like, first of all,
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that tells me, you can get
distracted in Columbus, Ohio or Missouri.
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Sure, that's what that tells me, Like Miami will If Buffalo distracted
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you, Miami will kill you.
Like that's that's how that will work.
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Half this team is not coming back
if that's what the distractions are. But
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I mean, on a serious note, like Miami looks really good and you're
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dealing with. To me, Miami
is one of those they're they're like the
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Cowboys when they're really good, My
god, watch out. They might throw
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up seventy points. On the other
hand, just last week they lost at
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home to Tennessee. So yeah.
But I mean, I think the consistent
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thing with Miami is Tyreek Hill.
Like he week after week, I mean,
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regardless of the rest of the team, week after week, that guy's
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on fire and he's fun to watch. He's explosive. And again I'm going
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back to the Buffalo game. Well, you know, the Cowboys led with
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explosive plays, that's what they were
saying. They led the NFL with explosive
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plays, and then they had zero
in the entire game against Buffalo, and
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Tyreek Hill usually has at least one
a big play in almost every game.
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And so if they if they got
if they if they shut down on a
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penalty call or on you know whatever
it is that they shut down in Buffalo,
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then they're going to shut down when
Tyreek Hill blows past them. Yeah,
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any any explosive plays from Buffalo would
have you would have seen brown spots
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on their pants, see something.
Maybe they didn't want to have any explosive
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plays, right, because that's what
it would have been, Like, Hey,
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we've got to be more explosive out
there, like coach, you don't
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understand. We can get explosive if
you need, if you need us to.
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But this is gonna be like that
again in the replacements with the eggs,
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Like this is going to be coach, this is America's Game of the
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week on Fox, and we all
don't want to be doing the ass fountain
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in the middle of it. Little
did everyone know, but because of that
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stomach bug flowing through the team,
they were all wearing butt plugs. Or
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you want to talk about a conspiracy
because you know, now Dak is you
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know a big sponsor is that you
know colon guard where you know you crap
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in a cup and it tests for
colon cancer. So this was one big
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marketing scheme. Look, you can
ship your pants in Buffalo and find out
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you've got colon cancer or not.
I'd much prefer that. Just just keep
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it at the p s A.
Don't let it cross over into the game.
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Also, ass Fountain is probably the
name of a strip club in Miami,
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so you know there might be one
regardless or at least, you know,
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the second dance for some you know, big time performer ladies run a
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two song rotation. I just hope
they look better in Miami. Look,
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I mean at this point, you
know, like they mentioned during the game
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yesterday, and I saw the news
before the game on Sunday, Cowboys were
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able to clinch a playoff spot even
you know, before kickoff against Buffalo.
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And I want to see some urgency
in this game in Miami because I don't
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think that they should have needed a
reminder that they can get their ass kicked
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at any given time on any given
Sunday type of situation, because I would
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have hoped that that reminder against San
Francisco earlier in the year would have sufficed.
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But if they needed one more,
fine, But you better turn it
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on starting now. Well, I
mean if if you I mean, if
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they got if the news was announced, like like you said, you know,
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they they've already clinched the playoff spot, and that if that news got
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into the locker room before the game, don't you think they would go,
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hey, let's just stay healthy,
like we don't need to win this.
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If that's the case, then don't
play. If that's the case, then
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they don't have Zach Martin out there
in the first place to actually get hurt
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or anybody else for that matter.
You either you either show up and play,
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because what happens is if you play. You're also talking about, Yeah,
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they got that news, but they
also meant they were in the run
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for the first round by of the
playoffs because with the best record, which
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yeah, you would think that might
have given them enough motivation to go,
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all right, you know what,
we can at least get we can get
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a week off in between, you
know, starting the playoffs and get all
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healthym But but they took the week
off last night, so they started.
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They started like dancing, They started
Christmas early. They're like, hey,
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we already got a playoff spot.
I'm gonna I'm gonna not I'm not gonna
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play I'm not gonna do anything.
I'm not gonna exert any energy. I'm
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not gonna do anything out you know, I'm not gonna go above and beyond,
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which is what your job is.
Is what you got. You get
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paid millions of dollars for. It's
what you guys will hold out, you
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know, and sit sit at home
for contract disputes and then you show up
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and you find out, oh,
we're going to the playoffs regardless of a
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winner or not or not. So
let's just, you know, let's just
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kind of half ass, not even
half ass, like, let's no ass
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this. That's exactly what it was. There was there was no ass at
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the ass fountain. That sounds like
a disclaimer that should be on the outside
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of the club. Listen, no
ass in the ass Fountain. I'm just
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hoping that that's not the headline next
week, the day after the Miami game,
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No ass in the as Funtain for
the Cowboys. Yeah yeah, but
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you know I think that again,
that could have been it too. I
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didn't even think about it, but
if they got the news in the locker
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room before the game, like hey, we already clinched the spot in the
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in the playoffs. That to me
one of those things that if that mattered
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to them, and that's the performance
state put out after hearing it. This
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team, this team has no what
did they say in a Major League two
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Trey with what's his name Takata from
Japan? He opens up his little book
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and he says, you have no
marbles and he starts doing a hand thing
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around his balls. That's the one
thing I kept thinking about watching the watching
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the Buffalo game, is that this
team has no balls. And I'm hoping
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that they find them sometime between now
and kickoff against Miami. I just hope,
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I hope Raj is right and that
you know, they did find out
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that they were making the playoffs,
you know, regardless before the kickoff.
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And then it just became you know, Mike McCarthy's running towards the bus.
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Last one, you know, it
was a rotten egg. Let's go to
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the buffet on the team about legs
and eggs. It's in Buffalo, they
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don't know any better. But yeah, again, it just, uh if
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that if that news got to that, I that's one of those things that
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you keep to yourself, Oh oh
what go trick? Just you know,
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a bottle of strip club is probably
drift, some hookers outside of a waffle
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house, some lot lizards, and
a bucky. I like. I like
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that they're outside the waffle house.
You gotta standards stand no, no,
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no, we know what you're kind
in. I would like to just point
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out that this is part of the
reason why I love doing this show with
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you guys, is that even after
a really crummy loss and the Cowboys kind
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of put me in a sour mood, I feel a little bit better.
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So thank you, we all do. Yeah, it's weird how Cowboys fans
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we get heat around because I don't
know how often you travel to different places
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and hear people bitch about Cowboys fans. One of the main gripes I hear,
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like, we heard this the other
day in Mississippi. I don't like
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Cowboys fans because they cheer for every
little good thing their team. Oh my
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god, how awful for our team
doing well. Yes, we're happy they
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gained the yard because we're used to
them losing fifteen, So yeah, we're
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gonna be happy that they went forward
for a change, But we certainly know
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how to not only praise our team
when they do just one tiny thing good,
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but you're not gonna find I think
any fan base better at just trouncing
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on their own own team the way
that we can. Yeah, we we
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I'm gonna set this up for you, Trey. You know, we're really
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good at taking it on the chin
outside the waffle house when I when I
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thought of it, I was like, I'm just say it anyway. But
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it is some kind of back screaming
smothered and covered, smothered than cover.
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And he wasn't talking about that.
He's talking about the hooker and Lot three
