Friday #18 | 2023 Year In Review Part 1

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Welcome inside the Treehouse. It is
the Friday after Christmas, but right before

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New Year's. Yeah, it's a
dead week Friday. Don't know why I've

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always referred to this week as a
dead week, but oh wait, yeah

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I do. It's because all the
businesses and so many things kind of go

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dark during this week. Like if
you're stuck at work, no one wants

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to be there and you're just there
physically because you have to, but mentally

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you're totally checked out. You're thinking
about other stuff. Nothing actually gets done

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on this week. I mean,
is there ever in the history of Man

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ever been a major merger, acquisition
or a business deal that happened between Christmas

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and New Year's Uh? In India, I'm gonna go yes, Okay,

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yeah, maybe there, but but
not in Waspy America, No, North

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America, Europe solid mm hmmm,
Southeast Asia, Asia mergers happening, business

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as usual. If anything, it
might ramp up because then the Westerners are

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sleeping on it. That's exactly they
get a good deal. This is their

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Black Friday. Yeah. Well,
welcome those of you South Asians who were

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watching and or listening to The Treehouse
podcast on your Black Friday. Congratulations.

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I hope you hope it. I
hope it's fruitful for you, and I

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hope it's a positive event for you, unlike apparently what happened to Raj last

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night. Yeah, uh, buddy, okay, I feel I feel solid.

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Well. I think that's due to
something called cyclo benza prime Trey.

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You're an amateur pharmacology, pharmacological analysis. Please have that particular medicine. Uh

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any Benzo's you know, Raj is
feeling no pain Anzo. I bet I

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could get Raj to like Abba right
now. Oh, I'm a fan of

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dancing Quean Buddy write a miracle.
I'm telling you they're a highly underrated band.

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That was really easy, Drey,
good job. No, they still

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suck even on even on muscles.
Uh. Yeah, we still have to

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get We still have to have a
therapy session and figure out what happened with

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you and Abba. Uh no,
so as you can see, uh broken

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hand, Yeah, you got a
what is that an ace bandage around your

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hand there? It's just uh so
it's the so where it kind of broke

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is the top here, So it's
not it doesn't keep me from doing this.

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It it's like a punchers fracture.
Yeah, well it's actually below that,

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because I actually have a puncher's fracture
on this pinky, but it's like

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directly below it. So so what
happened. You got into a wreck and

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then punched the person that ran into
you. No, I would have I

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would never have done that. But
I was just I've been driving thirty two

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years, never been in a car
accident. And I was going down Frankfurt

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and got to the intersection of Preston
and saw the green light and the red

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arrow saying that the people in the
turnline couldn't turn, and I just was

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going on through on my way home. Oh and then that music started playing

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in my head. I was just
going through the intersection, and this lady

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apparently cut somebody else off to run
the red light. And I think they

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I was doing because speaking is forty, so I think I was doing like

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thirty eight. It's a twenty twelve
JEP Patriot. I wasn't. I wasn't

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up to forty yet. Yeah,
it wasn't downhill, so I think I

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hit her about thirty seven miles an
hour. Like I don't say that.

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You were trying to go straight through
the intersection, and even though she had

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red arrows on a left turn,
she decided to like come around your right

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and turn in front of you.
Yeah, she came across from me,

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so wow, and she had she
had the red arrows for a hot second

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like, oh wait, I'm sorry. She was coming oncoming towards you.

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So if I'm going straight down,
she cut this way like she was going

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directly, Like she hit me so
hard that well, I hit her and

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it just moved the cheap So it
was one of those things that I mean,

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I was diswarned, like the airbags
deployed, and that was frightening,

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and I just kept asking if she
was okay. And then this guy,

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this guy who looked like a really
fit Santa but still bald, oh,

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came up and it was like don't
move, don't move, and I'm like

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I'm not moving, man, I'm
not moving. And then I felt something

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wet go down my leg on my
leg, and I'm like, oh,

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man, either I have a compound
fracture or a peede myself, uh,

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which was uh died coke. It
was a die coke in the console.

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Did I see that coming? But
are we talking about like the rock in

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a Santa outfit or uh no,
uh no, that was not not not

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that sexy of a Sanna No,
talk about like a five foot five but

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fit but had the the beginnings of
the beard, uh glasses, the bulky

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red sweater. I was like,
oh this is this is not So it's

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sort of like either bodybuilder Santa or
CrossFit Santa. Yeah, definitely CrossFit Santa.

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Our bald tom cruse Santa. Yes, but without the chunky hands because

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he was like pride open the door. But yeah, the lady admitted she

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was like I was confused. I'm
like, and I kind of joked with

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the police. I was like confused
with green light, red light. I'm

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like, I know it's around Christmas
and like those colors can be confusing.

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But yeah, she totally admitted like
she ran the red light and she read

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it by a mile. I mean
she cut a person off to run it

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and then claimed to be confused.
So was she like, actually, not

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only did she run the red light, but was she almost like turning out

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of the wrong lane. Yes,
that's yeah, you need to own her.

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I was just more concerned that she
was okay, like I don't know,

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Like I just kept and I kept
asking him, like is that the

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light was green. Right, the
light was green, And this guy knocked

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on the ambulance and he's like,
and I saw the whole thing. She

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cut me off, and it's the
guy that she cut off. Was like,

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and he goes, I'm in insurance, so I had to stop and

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give you this information. I was
like, oh, thank you so much.

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But yeah, the then we the
paramedics. Now those guys, I

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think there's a prerequisite between Addison and
Dallas County that they all have to be

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stupid good looking like it was.
It was just unfair, Like I'm just

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sitting there gonna make that Buddy Daniel, who's a paramedic in Terren County,

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extremely jealous. Yeah. I mean
one guy was from LA. I'm like,

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what are you doing? Here?
Is a gut hired by Dallas.

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I'm like, of course you did
you send a headshot in what do you

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Yeah? They don't bother asking if
you know how to how to run an

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ivy or you know, do any
actual trauma work. They just got like,

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look at that smile, man,
we need him is in our fleet.

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I mean, I'm not gonna like
crystal blue eyes was like, come

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on, buddy, what are you
doing and he's like, hey, man,

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I'm just glad you're okay. I'm
look, I'm glad you're okay.

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I think this car returned to Gate. But I'm just saying you're a fellow.

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Well, congratulations, Roger. I
mean, it's you playing football in

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high school. You saw Jesus after
you got hit really hard, and now

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you're getting your first car accident,
and and you and you've seen an angel.

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He was he was just living a
Hallmark movie. I came back to

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my hometown and got in an accident. Yeah, yeah you did. And

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you fell in love in the most
unexpected place, yeah, the most unexpected.

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Man. Does Hallmark have a gay
channel? It's okay, that makes

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sense, But it's always funny when
they're like, can you give me we

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have to send like the police report
to your email address, and I'm like,

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here's my email address. It's comedian
Roger. You know. I was

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like, I'm gonna go out on
a limb. Here are you a comedian?

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I'm like, you know, I
do have a show coming up January

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twenty fifty. Probably. Well,
and when I say that, everybody turned

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around that we'll be there. I'm
like, that's a lot of comps.

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There's a lot of people here,
and now I'm like, I have to

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because these guys kind of save them
a life, So I feel obligated to

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have and please come twenty fifth because
I think four out of the twelve months

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of the calendar are going to be
at that show. Whatever the police firefighter

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calendar is. Oh yeah, they're
they're they're gonna be there far shorter than

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I thought, but they're very fit. I'd be I'd be curious though,

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if instead of comedian, had you
told them like if it was uh a

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Raj at Treehouse on air dot com, Well what do you do? Well,

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I'm a podcaster, and then instead
of them flocking to you, they

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all scatter. They just open the
doors push you out back. I did

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have a dumb moment though, and
I will say this and we could be

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done with it. But as we're
going to the hospital, I'm like,

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who's who's behind us? And I'm
like, what do you mean to these

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sirens? Who's behind us? Like? Uh, the sirens are us?

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I was like, my bad,
I forgot ambulance. Yeah? Or did

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they did they give you the official
concussion diagnosis? Or am I just doing

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it right now? You're doing it
right now. They said, uh,

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they didn't say concussed, they said, uh, highly disoriented. I was

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like, I think I'm pretty sure
that by NFL terms, that gets you

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in the blue tent and you're questionable
to return. No, I'm like to

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hug you who got popped and then
came back into the game. You're just

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throwing balls left and right like the
football players I do football good. Listen

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to my podcast Raja we make the
stupid dot com. You're in the tree

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house. Visit us online a treehouse
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three Cook dfw' is the phone number
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Roofing and Restoration to get your free
roof inspection. The good thing about a

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roofing business, Daniel, is you
really don't have to force analysis paralysis on

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your customers, right because you come
out, they think they have a problem

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with the roof, and you fix
the roof. It's pretty simple, very

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straightforward. But I wanted to throw
this at you. I saw a news

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story that gen Z is apparently terrified
least some of them are about going out

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to eat because they have to make
such a huge choice of what to eat

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for dinner and possibly the scariest part
of all, they have to interact with

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a person, the waiter. The
problems that we have got ourselves into in

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the world, Wow, I mean, who knows. I mean, growing

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up, we didn't have an idea
of not communicating with each other and not

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talking to each other. I mean, it was just what you You've learned

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it so young, it was ingrained
into you. And so now for these

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generations that have been so and I
can't say it's about video games and everybody

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complains about people playing video games all
the time and people, you know,

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not getting out and talking to people
is the reason why, I don't know,

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I think it has more to do
with that. But for food though,

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come on, now, you get
hungry, you know, you don't

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want to eat the same stuff all
the time. You just want to go

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out and pick a new stuff.
That's the part of life that's so fun

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is the adventure of trying new stuff
and getting to see new things, and

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when you travel, eating stuff that
you can't have at home. And I

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mean, I couldn't imagine being afraid
to go out to a restaurant because I

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didn't want to interact with people that
just I can't. That blows my mind

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right now. I'm just I'm with
you. I'm with you. And the

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good news is is I know that
that your daughters, they're part of that.

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I believe gen z encompasses at least
one of them at least seventeen year

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old, and I'm probably your oldest
one, who's twenty three. Yeah,

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so I like to think that they're
capable of such things. Yeah. No,

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they enjoy going out. A matter
of fact, my oldest is out

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in downtown Dallas all the time interacting
with people. I mean, she'sus social

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butterfly. And then my youngest is
same way. I mean, she walks

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up to people all the time and
just starts talking. And I love that

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about them. I mean it's just
like you know, they don't meet strangers,

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and sometimes it's a bad thing,
but for the most part, I

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mean, yeah, no, I
think it's good for people to go out

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and try new things and have a
good time. And I hope that I

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hope somehow we get away from that. I hope somehow that they change their

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gears and we figure out how to
make these generations better, you know,

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before us or after us. You
know, I just well, it sounds

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like your daughters are sort of leading
the way. Maybe they'll take some of

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these closeted gen z ers who are
afraid to go out to eat, and

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they'll they'll take them out and help
them, help them along and into this

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big, bright, scary world,
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you a right? Are uh?
Are you still gonna be on your painkillers?

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Come come this weekend? Or no? I don't. I don't Uh,

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I don't take them. I don't
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anybody no, I don't know.
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some goddamn ad I don't care. You

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got that good stuff? Is like
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minimum dosa to Advil's like I started
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me to take last night. They're
like, you can take four. You

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need to take that's not not even
you can't like you need to take four

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eight hundred millimsprof. And I was
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yeah, helps it helps with the
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Like it's like when you get a
like Dan, I don't think you

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have any Do you have tattoos?
Dan? I got one? Oh yeah,

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So it's like you've never hit that
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Like you've never nobody's ever like grabbed
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whatever. So it's the same thing. Like I kept bumping my hand into

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things and I'm like, ah,
right, okay, this is annoying.

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So they put the little extra padding
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I'm good, and they gave me
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like, you guys are awesome.
I don't want to be I don't want

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to be on the corner of the
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you need for some muscle reaction.
I was gonna say, I used to

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know a guy that would write your
prescription, but that got him into turns

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out that's not a good or legal
thing to do. And well, Merry

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Christmas to him in prison. Oh, speaking of sex, we're doing a

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couple of shows in this dead week
one because we want to it keeps,

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you know, cause they say like
idle hands or work of the devil,

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or whatever the hell the saying is. It's like, we like to stay

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busy within reason, and we want
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fun to do over the dead week
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all we decided to do was look
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for some things like news stories or
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it is that we had planned for
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never got around to it because other
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So there are some things that we'd
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end of the year when they sort
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and I'm surprise we didn't get to
this in a timely fashion, one of

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those is, according to the website
Clips, the number four sale clips for

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sale dot com. What the what
the top fetishes of twenty twenty three were.

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Okay, yeah, I didn't know
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right, well, I mean tastes
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year. Some people maybe from month
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in this case, they decided to
put together all their big searches for the

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year and break them up, you
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And it turns out the most popular
fetish of twenty twenty three giant test

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porn. What yeah, giant test
giant s giant s so big women?

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Okay, yeah, like like the
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But yeah. Clips for Sale just
posted their top searches of twenty twenty three

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and number one the top kink Giant
test porn. Giant porn basically, now,

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I actually say this doesn't it's not
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they use you know, camera tricks
and angles and other effects to create the

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illusion that someone is a giant.
Okay, and I guess the smaller person

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is crawling around on top of them
or something. I I, for one,

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I typically like to research my news
topics very thoroughly. This is one

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I thought, you know, it's
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I think the imagination will suffice here. You know, is this why you

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bought those hul cans for your hand
site? Busted, I'm busted. Giant

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porn in India's anybody over five to
five. So, according to the website,

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giant test porn was their top search
in the United States. But not

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limited to the United States. It
was also the Tope in Australia, Mexico,

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and the fetish experts in Japan.
We just lost him, lost it.

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They even decided to post a map. Hey Dan, I do love

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a good map. They posted a
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And if you're curious, I don't
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states leading the charge for giant porn. Can you can you hear us?

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Can you hear me? Trey?
I can hear you can hear me?

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He can't hear it. He can't
hear us. He looks like he's looking

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around the corner. Can can you
hear us? Whatddy? We can edit

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this right, hey roj Yeah,
laugh. You're listening to the Treehouse one

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Treehouse on air dot com. He
won't even know. Let's talk to Jacqueline

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from Brooks Plumbing two one, four, three, six, eight thirty eight

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thirty eight for any and all of
your plumbing once and needs. Now we've

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got Christmas behind us, and what
do you have planning for New Year's Ever

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you a big go out person or
are you the opposite? Saying I'm older

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now I've had my go out time. I'm gonna stay at home and watch

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the ball. I've absolutely had my
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stay home. Fiance is on call. It's his on call that weekend,

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and if I can't go out with
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out without him. Now on New
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your person. So we'll stay home. We'll watch movies, make dinner,

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and just have a very relaxing evening. It's amazing how the older we get

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the nicer. That sounds like.
Hearing you describe that sounds like, oh,

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that sounds really really good. Yeah, you still got the Christmas tree

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up, so it's got a soft
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the fireplace. And just stay warm. It's cold here. I don't like

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the cold. I'm going to do
that. Well, if you ever change

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your mind on living in a cold
place, you know, I know a

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good spot. Just I'm just saying
I do too. We're I would.

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I would definitely relocate to Saint John. That's a beautiful island. And trust

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me, there are plenty of plumbing
projects that would need your attention if you

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chose to go that route. As
it is, you as you're staying busy

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in North Texas helping people. So
if you need help with your plumbing,

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wants, needs, whatever it is, give Jacqueline and her team at Brooks

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Plumbing a call two one four,
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Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. You're
in the treehouse, visit us online at

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Treehouse on Air dot com. The
Treehouse is Buratus Vibe, brook Plumbing bringing

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and all of THELK plumbing one needs. Give them a one for three six,

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eight thirty, eight thirty eight,
or go to the website brook Plumbing

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Texas dot com. That's Brooks Plumbing
Precice dot com. Obviously, Santa did

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not bring me new Internet yet for
the new year, so I'm I'm holding

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out hope that maybe it'll be a
late edition, like he'll swing back around

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and be like, oh, I
forgot Dan's house and you know, shoved

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less talking. Uh, but uh, thank you for bailing me out there.

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Gentlemen, there is another story that
found its way to the floor of

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the Treehouse that is essential that we
bring up before it expires at the end

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of the year, and that is
the story that is truly terrifying. Typically

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we deal with stupid. And I
think in this case, this is something

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that is so gruesome and glory and
frightening that it kind of turns the corner

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into stupid. Like it's it's so
like a Dahmer would look at this and

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go, that's fed up. Yeah, And I really don't think I'm I'm

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you know, overstating it at all. So come right and and tell you

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about this. Okay, you're ready, You're not a bloods covered, naked

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New Jersey man was found on top
of his mom's headless body. Okay,

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you still think you're ready? No, No, you're noteless. I will

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say this though, Trey, I
know you have a complicated relationship with your

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mother, so I'm really curious to
know your thoughts on this particular story.

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Clearly, what he did was wrong. There's a button there. I can

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feel it. But I understand.
I knew it. I knew it.

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I knew it. Oh, I'll
give you a little more detail here.

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When police arrived to an apartment after
receiving a call from a man claiming he

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had just killed his mother, they
found Jeffrey's surgeant naked and covered in blood

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on top of the headless body of
his mother. Look, he's forty six.

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She was seventy four. He's charged
with murder in connection with the death

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of his mother. He called police
around four pm on December eighth to tell

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them he was bipolar and that he
had just killed his mom. The line

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remained open and said nothing more.
Surveillance footage showed a head roll out of

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the apartment at a high rate of
speed and the head hit a wall enrolled

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to where it was later found by
police. So it sounds like a little

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bit of a light bowling ensued after
the murder. He could also be seen.

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The suspect could also be seen peeking
out of the apartment than pulling his

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mother's body into the hallway. He
was naked and laid on top of it.

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And that's how police discovered him.
Wow, that way. Police handcuffed

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him, took him out of the
building. He screamed over and over he

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had killed his mom and that he
was sorry, and then he began to

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sing Jesus loves me. Yeah.
Wow, that is a that's a lot.

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That's a lot to take in,
isn't it. And if you don't

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think police deserve more money, this
is the case where you're like, just

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pay them what they're work because I
love the it sounds weird, but the

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you said had the bowling thing,
I'm like, okay, well that just

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a that sounds about right. Uh
with this guy, that sounds about part

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for the course. Uh. And
this is one of those great examples.

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That's the reason why I could not
be a police officer, nor would I

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want to be, because if I'm
the responding officer, the first responding officer

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on that scene. Yeah, I
get to the top of the steps and

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I see that dude laying there on
top of the headland, and then and

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then and the thing and the other
thing and the bullet. Yeah, I'm

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just gonna slowly back down the stairs, turn off my flashlight, put my

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hand over my body cam, get
back in the car, and I'm gonna

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go to Denny's and say I saw
nothing, dispatch and just wait for them

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to pass them off to the next
cour soul or you have your trustee,

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you throw down he tossed it at
him, shoot the guy, and just

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go I'll wrapped up here. But
we still go to Denny's for the grand

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slam. Oh yeah, just make
it sure. Well, he was naked,

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so might as well get the moons
over my hammi. Oh no,

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no, I'm not saying no,
but I'm not gonna say yes. See

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again, this is one of those
great examples where we can take a truly

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horrific story and find some humor in
it. Oh man, Yeah, let's

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put that one back down on the
floor of the treehouse and never discuss it

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again, just like her head.
I'm leaving you, Secrest Inns