May 14, 2025

Gash and Dash | Wednesday May 14, 2025

Gash and Dash | Wednesday May 14, 2025
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On today's episode, Trey returns from his Noah's World adventure, we learn about a lesbian couple who got in a fight and cheese ended up in places it shouldn't be, Tom Cruise is coming to North Texas to promote the final MI movie, is he still a Scientologist, how religion can be the ultimate scam, and a dipshit who died trying to fight a kangaroo. But first, Birthdays!

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M m.

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M. It is time leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan o'mley along with

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Trade Trendhole.

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Dan, you've got uh it's like you're over modulated.

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You're fuzzy on as a uh.

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Like anything high end right now in my and maybe

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it's me as God's.

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Setting is where it normally is, I can lower it down.

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So let me see if.

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It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh with

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us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey

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Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Wednesday, May fourteenth, two

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thousand and twenty five, and I believe we're now ready

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to hear a tale about why Trey had to move

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twice in two months, if that is, If that is

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you're ready to tell it, Tray, is it too soon?

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Is the PTSD too rich?

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Oh?

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Can you hear me?

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Mm hmm Okay, it is time to leave your warriors

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outside and laugh with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel

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Mallley along with Trey trenholme Raj Sharma on Wednesday May fourteenth,

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two thy twenty five. All right, it's been a few

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days Trey, we are ready to hear the tale of

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your apartment and what happened? Are you ready to tell

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it or is it too soon?

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Yeah? I can tell it. It's a.

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It's it's not that that overly exciting.

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I came home the initial text you sent the other day,

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sure was, it was a good hook.

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So yeah, I came home Wednesday night Thursday morning. So

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I get home about three am and I turned the

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corner to the hallway and I see there is standing water.

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Not a good sign, hoping it's not mine. I then

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walk in open my apartment and sure enough it is.

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There is water everywhere. It is coming from the ceiling.

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The animals are absolutely Actually, Daisy was okay.

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Julius was just he had clearly.

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Gotten caught on a little island and then there's water everywhere,

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and he, uh, he didn't he didn't want to didn't

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didn't want to get wet, So it was quite traumatic

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for him.

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The cat didn't want to get wet. Yeah, and uh,

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I was really hoping you were going to say you

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walked in and saw the animals canoeing around the apartment together.

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Long story short, it turns out that.

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The person on the fifth floor which is the top

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floor above me. I guess left candle and uh, it

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started a small fire, which set off the sprinkler system,

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which then you know, trickled its way all the way down.

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Mm hmmm.

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I'm guessing then that the time that you've had between

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this moment and telling us versus coming you know, the

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next morning when you sent us the initial text, you've

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had some time to process it. Because when you first

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told us about what happened, your words were and I quote,

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some twat left a candle learning last night and it

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set off the sprinklers above me. Now I have to move.

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And that is all very that, Yes, that that was accurate.

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Yeah, but also that text could also mean two things

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like my apartment flooded or I just murdered my upstairs neighbor.

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I mean, if I knew who it was.

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In fact, technically rage, we still don't know that he didn't.

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The fact that by the time this is all said

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and done, I will have moved three times in as

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many months.

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Well, you know, yeah, I could I could strangle a bit.

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Yeah, that happened to me in college. I went to

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I just went down to Southwest Texas my first week there,

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and my class was on Wednesday night. It was a

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three hour psychology class with doctor Ferringer. I go to

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my class, I come home and I didn't have furniture yet,

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so everything was on the floor. And I had gone

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shopping at the outlet mall for all my school stuff

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and like all my new clothes, and I walk in

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I just hear like when I'm walking, I'm like, what

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is that noise? And it's flooded, like everything is soaked

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into the carpet. My clothes are all ruined, and they're like, well,

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your pop off valve on your heat or popped off.

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I'm like, I think that's its function. I think they

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named it that for a reason. And then when I

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was in Sherman Oaks, we kind of looked up in

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the ceiling and the same thing was leaking. There was

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a guy upstairs had a five hundred gallon aquarium and

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he had gone on a business trip and the filter clogged,

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so uh, he had to pay for all the damages

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and brought us and this was very Americana, brought us

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a blueberry pie.

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A blueberry pie.

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Make enough, this is Asian dude just standing in my

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front door with a blueberry pie and goes sorry about

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the flooding and just a pie and walked off.

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Trade did the the individual with the candle that caused

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all the water damage? Have they brought you a pie

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or anything?

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No, the they have not.

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Maybe it's still coming. Maybe this will be a little patient,

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Maybe you'll still get a pie or something.

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They start another fire making the pie.

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That would actually be pretty fitting. Uh, but you know

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what there are there is some good news. I mean,

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it looks like you got some you you were. It

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looks like you were able to find someone to help

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you move.

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Yeah, I've got the wonderful Amy Newman mac here my

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longtime best friend.

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Nice.

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So what are they what do they set you up at?

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Are they helping with the move?

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Are they so?

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Yeah?

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Kind of okay?

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Are you in an Are you in an apartment in

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your same apartment complex? Or are you now living with

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Amy and Al?

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No, I'm not. I'm not living with Amy and big Al.

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Uh.

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That'd be awkward.

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You were able to move you within the complex?

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Yeah, you know, it's one of those I had like

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three options. This was the the best of of the

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bad options, and I don't like it. I really liked

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my apartment and so that's why I am this is

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I'm going to be living out of boxes for the

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next probably thirty days until I can move back into

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my apartment.

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Moved back into this place, the one that flooded.

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Yes.

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Oh, I think it's important though, that we focus on

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the positive. I know it doesn't feel like it right now, Trey,

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but your apartment flooding and you having to move can

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have a positive spin if you want it to.

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Oh I please.

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So what you do is you just have to start

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telling people that you are such a good lover, that

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you took a lovely lady home, and you're so good

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you flooded your own apartment. I like how everyone's head's

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immediately hung in shame, especially Amy's behind you. Yeah, She's like,

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that's never going to happen.

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It's like what it would be like the the better

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scenario would be, he's such a good lover, he lit

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some candles, uh, and the and the love making got

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so passionate that he burned his own place down.

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And that's what's set off the sprinklers.

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I can I can handle my own god shitten fire,

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all right.

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I see all those instances, and I will raise you

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that Tray was such a good lover that the neighbor

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above him felt the need to light a candle and

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it started fire, and that's then the additional moisture into

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the apartment. Therefore it flooded on two levels.

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It a candle in prayer for the girl.

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Yeah, it felt really bad for what was happening to

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that poor girl downstairs.

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Mallley along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Wednesday,

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May fourteen, twenty twenty five. Trey, Unfortunately, the way that

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your apartment flooded is not going to make it as

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what I believe to be the stupidest story of the day.

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Oh good, yeah, but the one I have certainly will.

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So here I have for us today what I believe

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to be the stupidest story of the day. A Florida

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woman got arrested for shoving knatcha down her wife's pants. Okay,

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all that, yeah, all right, A Florida woman got arrested

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for shoving nachos down her wife's pants. Thirty nine year

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old female. Her name is Alison Swan. She's now facing

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battery charges for allegedly attacking her wife with a fistful

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of nachos. This happened at their home in Port Saint

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Lucy on Saturday, around three am, when all good stories happened. Meanwhile,

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Alison was playing video games in the living room and

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saw her wife making nachos in the kitchen at three am.

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The wife told police Alison told her it was too

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late to eat and made a comment about her weight.

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So they started arguing, and Alison grabbed a handful of

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cheesy nachos and shoved them down the back of her

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wife's pants As she was changing into new pants. She

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says Alison attacked her, pushed her against a wall, slammed

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her head into the floor, and she ended up with

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a knot on her forehead. She also said Alison held

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her down and used her fingers to fish hook her

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by the cheeks, all while telling her she was the

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one in charge. Sounds a lot like how Trey's apartment flooded.

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At some point during all of this, one of the

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wives managed to call a friend. They called the police,

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who showed up and arrested Alison for domestic battery. So again,

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Florida woman got arrested for shoving nachos down her wife's pants.

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And this is it. I believe we found it the

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plot for the Caged heat reboot. They're separated by sea block,

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but can they come together in the end.

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When he first started the story, I thought it was

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going to be some kind of like new method of

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you know, running out on the bill like dash and dash.

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My thing is, don't the police have to come in

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and take pictures? Don't they like when it's a domestic

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violence case, they have to come in and take pictures

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of your injury.

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Oh yeah, And he's like, all right, let me see

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your butt. Yep, you under ste where the nachos went.

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I'm glad you asked, because she tried to claim her

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wife was just drunk and rolled around in the nachos

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after throwing them against a wall. But parts of her

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story did not add up, and so when police got there,

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they found nacho cheese inside the victim's pants. Yes, so, yes,

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the police did a very thorough investigation.

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And this is one of the things that.

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You know, it's not just the guys that can't get

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away with saying something about a woman's fight.

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I mean, that's a great point, Trey. You would think

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that in a relationship, in a romantic relationship, you would

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think a wife would know like two women right, two

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women should know better than to criticize their significant others. Eight.

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That's Raj. Today is Wednesday, May fourteenth, twenty twenty five.

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We were just laughing about the Florida Wives getting into

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a domestic dispute where nachos were forced down one wife's

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pants in retaliation for a comment about weight or something

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or another. Raj, you had a very important detail you

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were wondering about with the Florida Wives and the nachos fight.

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Yes, opinions no hall opinions.

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We don't know.

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That could be the defend that's one of the big

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that's one of the big details that was left out

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of this story. So we're left to wonder, now spicy

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nachos or not, because.

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Then you'll get some juice trickling.

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You might have had that anyways, exactly, at least in

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the version of the story.

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In all of our heads, well, we do know there's

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safe for it isn't nachos.

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So I feel like this story. I think there would

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have been an even more violent turn on this if

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there if jalapenos were involved, I.

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Think so the anger level would have gone up.

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Yeah, I think it's.

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Uh yeah, I think they would have gone from misdemeanor

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to felony.

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Yeah, I swear.

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Florida just sounds like they're just an ongoing ghas leak

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in that entire entire state.

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Just no one will close it. It's like.

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They're just too high off the gas fumes. That's why

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all these stories come out of Florida.

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Speaking of raising the stakes, we mentioned the other day

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that Tom Cruise's new Mission Impossible movie is coming out

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in a week or two. Well that's not all because

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there's been a new announcement made on the Mission Impossible front.

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On May second, I'm coming to the great state of

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Texas and I'll be visiting Fort Sam, Houston, and Santa

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Antonio before stopping by some theaters to see you with

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some of the first screenings of Mission Impossible The Final Reckoning.

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Then we're going to fly to.

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Dallas, where I'm going to get some delicious barbecue before

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going to more theaters to say hello.

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And I can't wait. We'll see at the movies.

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So there you have it. Celebration, The announcement was made

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that Tom Cruise is coming to Texas, including North Texas,

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to visit people in theaters who are watching Mission Impossible

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the Final Reckoning. They're calling it an announcement, but some

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of us may see it as a warning.

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Yeah, that's a if he's doing a radio junket.

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This movie's trash.

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He didn't say he's doing a radio junket. He just

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said he's going to surprise people in theaters in Texas. Again,

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I don't know if that's a selling point because some

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of us who still remember Tom Cruise like crazy Tom

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Cruise back in the day, dancing up and down on

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risk couch, talking about how crazy and love he is

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with what's her name from Dawson's Creek and talking to

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Matt Lauer about how prescription pills are bad and Brooks

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Shields isn't dealing with her postpartum depression very well. I

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don't know if he's the person I want to pop

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out in the middle of a movie theater.

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Well he's following the suit with like the sorry go

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ahead train.

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Well he's yeah, but he's decidedly less scientology these days.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, and then he's it's following the Rocks thing, like

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the Rock and Ryan Reynolds did that for for Deadpool

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for the Last Rock movie, and then Ron Reynolds did

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it and god, I can't remember his name now.

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They did it for a dead Pool.

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So it's a it's a pattern, like people are doing

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that thing where they just pop into movie theaters. I

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haven't seen anybody make an announcement, so that's kind of cool.

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But yeah, he is out of scientology now.

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Uh.

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They did that like in LA and in New York,

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which I which I can totally understand. Coming to Dallas

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and coming to San Antonio. I mean I I now,

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I I can't imagine the movie is bad because I mean,

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Tom Tom Cruise is the greatest action hero of the

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great greatest action movie star of our generation, and he

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seldom really makes a bad movie, and the Mission Impossible

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movies have all been fantastic.

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But yeah, that is seems like a lot.

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Just imagine you're at Pecan Lodge and in front of

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you as a little man, but then he turns around

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and you're like, holy crap, that's Tom Cruise.

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Yeah, that probably doesn't happen.

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They probably shut down Pecan Lodge so he can get

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himself some brisket and then they reopened.

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Well maybe maybe that's a maybe that's a subplot in

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the new movie Mission Impossible, Final Reckoning Tom Cruise in

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line at Pecan Lodge.

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Yeah, I think it's gonna be Terry Black's.

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I don't know what movie theater he'd go to, but

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I think he's screening the at Fort Saint Houston.

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He's screening it for the troops.

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Okay, So I think that's like he's trying to you know,

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it's just a it's just good publicity because he has

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left Scientology and I think he wants to redo that image.

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Has he left it or is he just he's just

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not advocating for it.

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No, he left because they're trying to get him back.

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Like they had like a whole team of handlers that

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used to go with him, about ten fourteen people because

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almost all of like the big functions that Scientology would do,

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he funded, so there was a big thing to do.

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I think it was last year he showed up in

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Kansas City on a rooftop bar for some couple's wedding

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reception and paid for it and hung out and like

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did like karaoke with them and bought like you know,

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drinking beers and having a good time, and he only

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had one security guy with him, and that kind of

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led to it opening up that he was he had

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left Scientology.

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So Tom Cruise leaves Scientology and he becomes.

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Awesome, yes and not weird.

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Okay, Now I'm completely open to being in a movie

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theater if Tom Cruise pops out, because had this been

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ten fifteen years ago, I seeing a little man pop

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out of a movie screen would have terrified me because

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I would have thought it might have been the Leprechaun

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or Tom Cruise. Now I wouldn't mind it so much.

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Yeah.

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I mean, also if he just popped up out of nowhere.

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This is still Texas and people still carry guns Like

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I wouldn't just pop up the theater.

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Tom Cruise pops out of the ground.

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Yeah, Tom Cruise fatally shot at movie theaters.

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Well, he had a good run. Shouldn't come to Texas.

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Turns out Tom Cruise going to Texas is the Final Reckoning.

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This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Wednesday, May fourteenth,

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twenty twenty five. We were just talking about the announcement

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slash warning that Tom Cruise is coming to Texas to

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surprise movie theater goers at screenings of the new Mission

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Impossible movie Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning. Raj, you said,

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you believe that Tom Cruise has left the Church of Scientology. Trey,

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you're doing some internet slewthing and you think he's still

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in Yes, okay.

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Yeah, because it's talking about so he's in a relationship

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with the Ana Dharamus and evidently That's probably one of

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the sticking points is I don't think she'll join Scilentology.

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She doesn't need to. She's doing just fine without them.

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Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

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I mean I if you notice Scientology has actually been

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very quiet the last couple of years the uh.

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Oh Leah, what's her name?

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Yeah, I mean that that show she did kind of

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torch them and uh, in fact, there's they're quietly still

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opening like a big new facility in Florida, but their leader,

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I mean, because there's all sorts of questions about how

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how they get their money and forced labor and and

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people signing everything over to them.

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And it's just.

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Also that Brian Missavage's wife is missing, the leader of Scientology,

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David David Miscavige.

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Yeah, yes, wife has never been found.

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Yeah, that's why all the all the press releases I

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was just looking up about he hasn't left Scientology is

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from Scientology.

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So there. I think they're trying to be like, no, no.

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We're still cool, We're still okay, we still got tom so,

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I mean, who knows, she might be one of the

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one to get him out. I know that's why Katie

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Holmes left and the messed up thing was, uh, she

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left him for Jamie Fox, who was in Collateral with

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Tom Cruise.

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Yeah, but you.

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Didn't want to join either, So I think that's always

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been every woman he's dated, he's tried to get to join,

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and they're like, nah, you guys, should you guys? Your

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leader's name is Ron, Like you know what I mean,

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that's an old Bill burd But he's like, really, he's

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got a Your leader has a driver's license, Like he's.

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Got a Social Security card.

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I the whole Scientology think. I'm always fascinated by it.

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I'm fascinated like but like in the real life aspect

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of the whole thing. Just imagine all the women, including

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my sister, who had crazy crushes on Tom Cruise in

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the eighties, and someone goes to them like in a

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time machine and says, all right, tell.

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You what.

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I will allow it. I will I will make it

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to where you can be with Tom Cruise someday. But

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you got to join a wack adoodle church of scientology.

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Are you up for it?

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00:28:13.759 --> 00:28:16.960
Yeah, you gotta sign a billion year contract. That's it

482
00:28:17.000 --> 00:28:18.519
seems like a legitimate Yeah.

483
00:28:18.799 --> 00:28:19.000
Time.

484
00:28:19.319 --> 00:28:24.920
I still find it fascinating that a bleeping infomercial that

485
00:28:25.000 --> 00:28:29.799
we grew up on for Dianetics turned out to spawn

486
00:28:30.720 --> 00:28:34.279
a multi billion dollar Ponzi scheme.

487
00:28:34.319 --> 00:28:38.160
Basically a billion dollar, multi billion dollars that's what I said.

488
00:28:38.160 --> 00:28:41.119
Oh yeah, I said million. Uh so it's a it was.

489
00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:42.640
You can look it up. I think it's called the

490
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Greatest five dollar bet.

491
00:28:45.119 --> 00:28:45.920
It's him, that's all.

492
00:28:46.000 --> 00:28:48.200
Ron Hubbard and his buddy were drinking and he said

493
00:28:48.200 --> 00:28:49.559
the only way to get rich in America is to

494
00:28:49.559 --> 00:28:51.160
start your own religion. Is his buddy, because I'll bet

495
00:28:51.200 --> 00:28:53.359
you five dollars you can't do it. And he's like,

496
00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:57.240
hold my beer heart on him because it was just

497
00:28:57.240 --> 00:28:58.480
a failed science fiction writer.

498
00:28:59.000 --> 00:29:01.200
Well, and that's what I remember remember from that commercial

499
00:29:01.279 --> 00:29:04.039
from the eighties. Tray is exactly what you're saying is

500
00:29:04.079 --> 00:29:08.119
I remember seeing the commercial on TV for Dionetics by l.

501
00:29:08.279 --> 00:29:10.960
Ron Hubbard, and based on the art and everything in

502
00:29:11.240 --> 00:29:13.759
the TV spot, it just looked like a sci fi movie.

503
00:29:13.880 --> 00:29:16.039
And I remember telling my mom one day, I was like,

504
00:29:16.279 --> 00:29:18.480
is that a good book? Maybe I could read that.

505
00:29:18.559 --> 00:29:20.720
Maybe it's like Star Wars or Star Treks. You think, no,

506
00:29:20.799 --> 00:29:21.319
don't do that.

507
00:29:21.880 --> 00:29:25.000
Well no, it was always but it's a self help thing.

508
00:29:25.079 --> 00:29:29.160
That you didn't you know it was a cult basically,

509
00:29:29.799 --> 00:29:31.839
And yeah, I mean Rob with the.

510
00:29:31.759 --> 00:29:33.359
Cults, they never tell you up front.

511
00:29:33.680 --> 00:29:41.079
Well that's like, uh Tilton, Robert Tilton. You know his

512
00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:44.240
whole deal how he started. He was at Texas Tech

513
00:29:44.279 --> 00:29:45.960
and he and he had three buddies and they were

514
00:29:46.000 --> 00:29:50.039
sitting around and he could do the best televangelist of anyone.

515
00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:53.599
And you know he took that and parlay that into

516
00:29:53.640 --> 00:29:55.160
a multimillion dollar business.

517
00:29:55.480 --> 00:29:58.240
Okay, if you guys get a chance, watched it's on

518
00:29:58.319 --> 00:30:01.359
YouTube where Robert Tilton heals a man with a broken neck.

519
00:30:02.400 --> 00:30:03.240
Have you seen this one?

520
00:30:03.799 --> 00:30:06.359
I'm not the most fantastic one where Robert Tilton has

521
00:30:06.400 --> 00:30:08.480
the farts. I've seen that like fifty times.

522
00:30:08.880 --> 00:30:11.960
Yeah. He uh, there's a guy with a with It

523
00:30:12.039 --> 00:30:12.720
wasn't a plant.

524
00:30:12.839 --> 00:30:14.960
This guy was legit like he had broken his neck

525
00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:17.279
in a car accident, so he had the neck brace

526
00:30:17.799 --> 00:30:18.440
and I guess.

527
00:30:18.279 --> 00:30:19.799
He thought it was one of the actors.

528
00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:22.440
So he's like and he's healed, and grabs him by

529
00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:25.960
the neck and starts shaking him and you can see

530
00:30:25.960 --> 00:30:27.960
the guy's eyes roll back into his head when he

531
00:30:28.039 --> 00:30:32.440
passes out. So he hits the ground and that's when

532
00:30:32.480 --> 00:30:35.960
the oh crap hits Robert Tilton's head. And I'm not

533
00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:37.920
making this up. Watch the video, it's on YouTube, and

534
00:30:37.960 --> 00:30:41.440
it's fantastic. He keeps going with the sermon that he's doing,

535
00:30:41.680 --> 00:30:44.160
and you see paramedics come up and just roll this

536
00:30:44.200 --> 00:30:47.359
guy off the stage onto his stretcher. He rebroke the

537
00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:48.079
guy's neck.

538
00:30:52.160 --> 00:30:53.759
Well, you know what they say. The Lord works in

539
00:30:53.839 --> 00:30:57.079
mysterious ways, and he wanted you to have two broken necks.

540
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553
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and Raj Sharma. Today is Wednesday, May fourteenth, twenty twenty five.

554
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Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. Miranda Cosgrove turns thirty

555
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two today. She plays Margo in the Despicable Me movies,

556
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one of Jack Black's students in School of Rock, and

557
00:32:21.799 --> 00:32:27.319
she is the star of I Carly NFL great Rob

558
00:32:27.359 --> 00:32:31.400
Gronkowski is thirty six today. He's spent nine luscious seasons

559
00:32:31.759 --> 00:32:34.960
with the New England Patriots and Tom Brady, and an

560
00:32:34.960 --> 00:32:38.079
additional two with his best bro Tom Brady as a

561
00:32:38.119 --> 00:32:42.880
Tampa Bay buccaneer. Rob Gronkowski thirty six years old. Today.

562
00:32:43.960 --> 00:32:48.119
I realize that he's bigger and more famouser and all

563
00:32:48.200 --> 00:32:50.559
that stuff, way more than I will ever be, way

564
00:32:50.599 --> 00:32:53.400
more money and quote what some people would define, it's

565
00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:57.839
more successful. But he's really terrible on TV. And I

566
00:32:57.839 --> 00:33:00.839
don't know why they have him on it, the Fox

567
00:33:01.000 --> 00:33:05.400
NFL thing. Some producer has got to be earning their

568
00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:09.039
paycheck telling him what to say, because I have never

569
00:33:09.079 --> 00:33:11.640
seen a bigger meathead in a suit on TV than

570
00:33:11.680 --> 00:33:12.559
Rob Gronkowski.

571
00:33:13.160 --> 00:33:17.200
Yes, he is an idiot, that is just what I mean.

572
00:33:17.480 --> 00:33:20.640
Anything he acts in like on those commercials, like the

573
00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:25.720
USAA commercials that he's with, Like you can just see

574
00:33:25.759 --> 00:33:29.039
the disdain in Sam Elliott's eyes when he has to

575
00:33:29.079 --> 00:33:31.440
be across from Rob Gronkowski.

576
00:33:31.680 --> 00:33:36.920
I will give Rob Gronkowski credit that whenever someone asks

577
00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:39.799
him a question on the Fox NFL pregame and he

578
00:33:39.920 --> 00:33:45.680
doesn't respond with I give him credit. He had a

579
00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:46.200
good day.

580
00:33:47.319 --> 00:33:49.559
Yeah, there's some people with ct you don't put on

581
00:33:49.599 --> 00:33:51.640
the air, and he's one of them.

582
00:33:53.839 --> 00:33:57.079
I don't know if he has it or he didn't

583
00:33:57.119 --> 00:33:59.079
have it to begin with, or have one.

584
00:33:59.839 --> 00:34:02.119
He just developed it organically.

585
00:34:02.440 --> 00:34:06.640
He was bored with it. The first child ever born

586
00:34:06.759 --> 00:34:13.280
with CTE. Anyway, Happy birthday, Rob. He's thirty six today.

587
00:34:13.719 --> 00:34:19.119
Other birthdays today. Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is forty one today.

588
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He started Facebook at his dorm room in two thousand

589
00:34:21.840 --> 00:34:26.719
and four. Smartly did not name it misogyny book, which

590
00:34:26.760 --> 00:34:29.559
is what it actually was when he started it in

591
00:34:29.599 --> 00:34:33.000
two thousand and four with a couple of his buddies. Well,

592
00:34:33.039 --> 00:34:35.360
now it worked out because he's now worth one hundred

593
00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:41.159
and sixty four something billions of dollars, so he wins

594
00:34:41.159 --> 00:34:47.760
in the end as far as money's concerned but questionable

595
00:34:47.800 --> 00:34:48.800
origins there.

596
00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:51.960
Oh, I don't think there was any question he was

597
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to rate the women on campus.

598
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No.

599
00:34:54.039 --> 00:34:57.480
Yeah, but if you think about it, the method for

600
00:34:57.519 --> 00:35:04.440
which Facebook came about, right, Facebook's story would not happen today. Yes,

601
00:35:04.840 --> 00:35:07.239
I think the university would have shut that thing down

602
00:35:07.320 --> 00:35:08.719
within twenty four hours.

603
00:35:09.039 --> 00:35:10.880
Yeah, Texas State would have come up with it first,

604
00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:12.199
but nobody knew how to use a computer.

605
00:35:12.679 --> 00:35:19.159
Well, Texas State's version of Facebook. They didn't use faces

606
00:35:19.679 --> 00:35:20.119
too shite.

607
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This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, that's Trey. He

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is RAJ. Today is Monday, May fourteenth, twenty twenty five.

618
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Just a little bit more here inside the Treehouse. Today.

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A South Carolina man went into a kangaroo inclosure at

620
00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:25.920
a petting zoo to roughhouse with a kangaroo. He's dead now.

621
00:36:26.880 --> 00:36:29.440
H sounds about right.

622
00:36:29.679 --> 00:36:31.400
Darwinism at its finest.

623
00:36:31.480 --> 00:36:33.239
Amen really is.

624
00:36:34.320 --> 00:36:38.400
Eric Slat's body was discovered inside the petting zoo facility

625
00:36:38.599 --> 00:36:42.480
just before midnight on Friday night at the five Star

626
00:36:42.760 --> 00:36:47.679
Farm near Loris, which is thirty miles north of Myrtle Beach. Slate,

627
00:36:47.719 --> 00:36:51.320
who was fifty two, had a history of stepping into

628
00:36:51.360 --> 00:36:55.719
the kangaroo enclosure and roughhousing with it, which is what

629
00:36:55.760 --> 00:36:59.400
was happening at the time of his death. His brother

630
00:36:59.599 --> 00:37:03.559
ran or runs the petting zoo that he died in.

631
00:37:06.800 --> 00:37:11.639
According to a local council member, he says he had

632
00:37:11.679 --> 00:37:14.199
a tendency to go in and rough house with this

633
00:37:14.400 --> 00:37:18.159
kangaroo at the petting zoo, and on this particular occasion,

634
00:37:18.679 --> 00:37:21.760
the local council member says, it just went south.

635
00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:28.880
I don't know if you've ever seen them, like videos

636
00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:31.280
of them fighting people like they're jacked.

637
00:37:32.119 --> 00:37:33.039
It's ridiculous.

638
00:37:33.239 --> 00:37:34.760
They're deers who went to prison.

639
00:37:37.320 --> 00:37:44.639
They really are. And it's true, Trey, You're right, because

640
00:37:44.920 --> 00:37:47.280
I mean, there are so many videos out there people

641
00:37:47.679 --> 00:37:51.639
fighting kangaroos. The difference is the ones that we typically

642
00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:53.760
see are the ones where the people come out on top.

643
00:37:54.360 --> 00:37:56.079
I think they need to get the video of this

644
00:37:56.119 --> 00:37:58.280
guy getting his ass whipped so bad it killed him.

645
00:37:58.320 --> 00:38:01.320
They need to release that so people that you shouldn't

646
00:38:01.360 --> 00:38:03.760
fight kangaroos, But we.

647
00:38:04.239 --> 00:38:07.880
Always see the ones where it's punches. The problem with

648
00:38:07.960 --> 00:38:12.079
kangaroos is what they're known for. The kick, the hop,

649
00:38:12.239 --> 00:38:14.679
the leg strength, and they have talents at the end

650
00:38:14.719 --> 00:38:17.199
of those legs, so you know, they kind of look

651
00:38:17.320 --> 00:38:20.599
like their feet, you know, little velociraptors. So it takes

652
00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:24.639
one kick that either they're gonna just crush your guts or.

653
00:38:24.760 --> 00:38:27.719
You know, they might dis value that's right, and they

654
00:38:27.760 --> 00:38:29.440
can balance on their tail and kick.

655
00:38:29.840 --> 00:38:30.039
Yeah.

656
00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:32.480
That's also the thing. You're not expecting that, Like when

657
00:38:32.480 --> 00:38:34.719
it rears back on its tail, You're like, that's probably

658
00:38:34.719 --> 00:38:36.559
what went through that guy's mind. It's like, oh, I

659
00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:38.519
didn't I didn't see this coming.

660
00:38:39.079 --> 00:38:40.480
Along with that kangaroo's foot.

661
00:38:42.039 --> 00:38:44.360
I thought we were just boxing. Didn't know this was MMA.

662
00:38:48.119 --> 00:38:49.840
Now. I would watch Kangaroo UFC.

663
00:38:50.119 --> 00:38:53.920
I would watch that all absolutely. I don't know why

664
00:38:53.920 --> 00:38:55.960
they let Russia have all the fun with all the

665
00:38:56.079 --> 00:38:59.760
random fighting and things that happening, because I've seen it

666
00:38:59.800 --> 00:39:04.159
with MMA on top of shipping containers. They have that

667
00:39:04.199 --> 00:39:07.199
in Russia. They have the car jiu jitsu in Russia.

668
00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:08.039
I'm with you.

669
00:39:08.119 --> 00:39:13.920
Let's have a good old fashioned American kangaroo MMA tournament.

670
00:39:14.519 --> 00:39:18.320
Oh yeah, just let Connor McGregor be first. Oh that's

671
00:39:18.360 --> 00:39:19.079
what I want to see.

672
00:39:19.960 --> 00:39:23.599
Tie this all together. Kangaroo versus Gronk.

673
00:39:27.199 --> 00:39:35.239
If he comes out of that ring smart. I just

674
00:39:35.239 --> 00:39:37.320
love it. This guy goes in the kangaroo and closure

675
00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:40.119
tries to fight it and it kills him. It's like, dude,

676
00:39:40.119 --> 00:39:43.519
do you clearly did not watch any Looney Tunes growing up,

677
00:39:45.159 --> 00:39:47.000
because you're right as soon as it roars back on

678
00:39:47.000 --> 00:39:49.440
the tail and just double leg kicks you or crop.

679
00:39:50.239 --> 00:39:54.920
Oh yeah, yeah, everyone came over. Everyone saw that that

680
00:39:55.079 --> 00:39:58.039
video where the guy saved his dog by punching the kangaroo.

681
00:39:58.679 --> 00:40:01.519
You know, they don't see the ones where kangaroo fighting

682
00:40:01.559 --> 00:40:05.920
each other and they kick like that, and yeah.

683
00:40:04.559 --> 00:40:09.840
But a little bit deeper today.

684
00:40:10.519 --> 00:40:14.920
Right day for him, But it's a good day for

685
00:40:15.119 --> 00:40:19.159
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Thank your dear friend and friend of the Treehouse Amy

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for hanging out over your shoulder today. Hey, I hope

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you enjoyed yourself. Did you say anything about it? Did

693
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you like the show Trey? Is it better than Cradic

694
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show Go?

695
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Yes?

696
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Yeah, you see you next time inside the Treehouse