Feb. 17, 2026

GenZ Condom Use-Sex or Balloons? | Tuesday 02.17.26

GenZ Condom Use-Sex or Balloons? | Tuesday 02.17.26

We start off today talking about the story out of the Olympic village and the fact they went through 10k condoms in less than 3 days.  Are they having that much sex or maiing balloon animals?  Especially when there's another story about GenZ choosing sleep above sex.  We also discuss Nate Newton's pardon by President Trump.  

LINKS:

Thousands Of Free Condoms at Winter Olympics Gone Within Three Days

Gen Z is skipping sex to do this instead, study says

Nate Newton receives Trump pardon for drug trafficking conviction – NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth


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Trady Trendholm Man. If we're being honest, the Olympics have

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turned out to be yet another big giant best in

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the Mountains.

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I mean, I don't know why people are surprised.

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I don't think they're surprised that the athletes are all

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having sex. That's pretty normal. But what isn't normal is

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that the ten thousand free condoms supplied to the Olympic

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village at the beginning of the twenty twenty six Olympics

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are already gone and we still have like another week

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or so of competitions.

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I mean, it's not shocking that they run out. I

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think they do that in almost every games. I think

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what they didn't really factor in is the fact that

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they're now dealing with primarily gen Z athletes, and we

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don't know. They could be having an ffest. They could

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be making party balloons, little animal shapes with him.

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It's funny you mentioned that because there is an interesting

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new study about the sex lives of gen Z that

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I'm going to share with you here in just a

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little bit, and it is shocking, and it's not that

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far off of what you just said about proper usage

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of the condoms. But back to the snowy Alps of

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Milano Cortina, which, by the way, sounds like a new

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leather package on an outstanding new luxury vehicle. Yeah yeah,

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what was it, the fine Corinthian leather of a Cadillac

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or something that was voiced by Ricardo Montalban.

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Yeah, something like that, Yeah, yeah.

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Which then got new life when Ryan Reynolds has a

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deadpool brought that line back as his face is being

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smushed up against the backseat of a car. Anyway, supplies

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have run bone dry at the twenty twenty six Winter Olympics,

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the free condoms dulled out the athletes are reportedly gone.

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An anonymous athlete told Italian news outlet les Stempa that

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all the condoms in Northern Italy's Olympic village were snatched

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up in just seventy two hours. The athlete did say

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the suppliers promised us more will arrive, but who knows.

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When look, I realized it's not supposed to be a

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common thing to pull out at the Olympics during competition.

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But maybe in the village you can work on that

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side of the equation. Competitors were provided fewer than ten

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thousand condoms compared to the Paris Games, when they were

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given over three hundred thousand. Oh my god, that's a

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lot of screwing. The difference might be partly due to

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the number of athletes. The Winter Games are hosting under

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three thousand participants compared to the Paris Summer Olympics, where

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the athletes measured at ten thousand, five hundred, So they're

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basically going a three to one ratio of condoms to

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athletes at these games.

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Dealing with especially the winter athletes that have basically think

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been isolated for four years doing nothing but training and

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now they're you know, around a bunch of other very

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elite athletes, and it, as it always is, it's a

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damn ffest Like this isn't I keep seeing the story

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of people just like shocked, and we get the story

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every two years during the Olympics. Yeah, like this is.

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I mean, hell, we've been talking about these stories for

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over twenty years.

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And I look forward to talking about them twenty years

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from now. Look, I'm a big fan of routine. I'm

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a big fan of things not changing, and this is

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one of those stories that I can count on coming

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back every couple of years and it just kind of

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makes me feel good, kind of like a holiday.

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Well, and I always Brandy and I were talking about

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this the other day, I mean taking out curling the

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these athletes in the Winter Games, because especially I think

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for the United States, but anywhere where there's remotely warm climate,

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you sit there and wonder how does one get into

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the you know, long distance biathlon, shooting, you know, true

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sport or ski jumping.

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Yeah, because in the United States, we typically gravitate towards

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the sports that are provided within the community at a

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young age and dort in the school system, the United

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States isn't real big on supplying rifles to athletes, even

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in the spirit of competition.

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Well, especially for US in Texas. I mean I still

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marvel when I see when I'm watching a hockey game

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and I see, oh, from Plano, Texas, or you know

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this year in the Olympics, one of the top figure

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skaters Plano, Texas. Yeah, we had like two ice rinks

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around when we were growing up at the Galleria and

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used we want at the Plaza of the Americas. But

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we're we're not a cold weather but again we didn't.

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We got the Dallas Stars in ninety three. I think, yeah, uh,

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we're not a cold the cold weather sport client. So

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the fact that we have any people in these yeah,

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I still marvel at.

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I'm with you. I mean, that's why you're never surprised

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when you see US Olympic skiing champions from Colorado, Idaho, Wyoming,

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the places you would expect. Well, if one comes from

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you know, Fort Lauderdale, I'm going to be stunned.

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One of the most common things you see for the

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United States winter athletes, A lot of them, you'll see

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they're from Lake Placid. Why they still have the Olympic

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facilities from forty five years ago that they can train at.

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Yeah, there's there's a combination of things that will produce

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world class athletes, one of the first of them being money.

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If you invest in a certain community, especially towards a

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certain sport, then you're going to get some world class

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athletes out of it, just by sheer statistics, just sheer bodies. Right,

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that's what's happened, you know with us, you know, being

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you know, Dallas based. Like you said, when the Minnesota

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north Stars moved to Dallas, Texas barely knew I mean

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Texas knew what hockey was. It was basically football on

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ice to us, and we're like, we like it on grass.

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Were good, but they invested so much money in the community.

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Now you have legitimate hockey players that grew up with

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these Doctor Pepper Stars centers in their communities, and now

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you've got, you know, excellent hockey players out of the

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state of Texas, out of the DFW area. Same thing

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with Lake Placid, all these Winter Olympians coming out of

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Lake Placid, New York because they got the stuff there.

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Money was invested in it, and people grew into it

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and around it. It's like if you were to go

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in and heavily invest baseball into one particular community, you're

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gonna get some big time baseball players out of it.

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So it really it starts with money, and then you

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build up a little infrastructure for you know, the kids

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to do the sports and things, and then you're gonna

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get some. But yeah, it's very rare have the winter

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sport of any kind in Texas. And you're right, like,

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growing up, you had we had like two ice rinks

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and they're both inside of course, and you had the

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good one was at the Gallery of Dallas, and then

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wherever the other one was that was the one that

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was like the B team rink, that was where that's

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where you went if you couldn't really go to the

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Galleria because that rink is the one that had like

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the chips in it and stuff. Like the Zamboni was

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from the forties, being driven by a guy named Zamboni,

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and it didn't do anything other than just kind of

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put more chips in the ice. It was basically a

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minefield for physical trauma and bone breaks and scars well.

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And then, in true Texas form, we can't do anything

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half assed, so then they go the opposite direction. Then

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they are opening up Dallas Star Centers everywhere. They put

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one in Duncanville.

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Yeah, m m, I think it closed. Gee, I wonder why.

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I believe if memory search, that's where Mark Davis used

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to to do his curling.

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Look, you just got to be able to sometimes call

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things for what they are and be able to notice

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certain things as they are, Like, don't invest a bunch

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of money in an area that is not going to

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necessarily embrace that thing. Right. Winter sports in the African

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American community are not huge, but if you invest a

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bunch of money into it, you might get some. It

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didn't work for that Stars Center at Redbird, but they tried,

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you know. So I love that the athletes are having fun.

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I love that they're enjoying them. So the athletes I

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feel the most sorry for are the ones whose events

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don't happen till later in the Olympics. So I don't

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think they partake in the flings that the Olympics offers,

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because you're not supposed to do that before competition. Which,

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going back to what you said, Trey, I mean, most

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of these athletes are gen z and based on this

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study I just saw I think a good chunk of

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them aren't screwing anyway, because, according to a new study,

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gen Z is skipping sex to do this instead. Trey,

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as a fifty one year old man, what is something

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that might tempt you over sex?

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I'm fifty one though. That's not fair.

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No, it is fair. There's a reason I'm framing it

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this way. So answer the question honestly, as a fifty

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one year old man, is there something that you would

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rather do than sex? Something some sleep?

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Sleep would be.

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Do I have this thing? Nope, I don't hang on.

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Gen Z is choosing sleep over sex at a surprising rate. Yeah,

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so they're not drinking, they're not having sex either, So

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what is today's youth actually doing? According to a new

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survey of two thousand, sixty seven percent of gen zs

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would choose a good night's sleep over a romp in

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the sheets. That's why I asked you, Treys, a fifty

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one year old man, what's something that might tempt you

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over sex?

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Sleep? Is it?

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So it's very troubling that gen Z is acting like

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a bunch of fifty somethings when they're not even old

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enough to have been that tired yet.

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They're a strange bunch. They really really are. I mean,

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because let's see, older gen Z are thirty now from

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Yeah, I think it's ninety seven to twenty ten, I

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believe is the range for gen Z.

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So they're right in there in late twenties at this point,

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which I'm a bad example because I didn't know when

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to stop. But in your late twenties you should be

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just going balls out in every witch direction.

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Literally, yeah, because when we were in our twenties, that's

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when we absolutely chose sex over sleep. That's what you're

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supposed to do in your twenties, maybe into your thirties,

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depending on your issues maybe whatever. All I'm saying is

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you are supposed to biologically, just hormonally, you need to

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go through the phase of choosing things oversleep, like sex.

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So when you get to be older, you can appreciate

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the fact that, you know what, not tonight hunting, I'm

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actually pretty tired. I just want to go to sleep,

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And her response will be, oh, thank goodness, me too.

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It is very troubling to me to have a generation

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of twenty somethings that are acting like fifty somethings. What's

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wrong you haven't done enough to be this tired.

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Yeah. The only other answer I thought when you asked

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that question if for gen Z would be gaming.

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Yeah. Further shocking frisky generations before them, This survey also

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revealed sixty four percent of youngsters would rather prioritize keeping

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a stable job, fifty nine percent are focused on their

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personal success, half are shifting their attention to maintaining healthy friendships,

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and forty six percent prefer going to some solo time.

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That's just so freaking weird to me.

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I I got no answers for you on on the

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on that group there, they will befuddle me until the

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day I leave this.

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Earth, and then they'll skibbity on your grave. Uh. Now

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back to the article here, they say, before older folks

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judge this bacheful group, gen Z, it's important to consider

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that gen Z is the generation facing the conservative backlash

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after liberatory movements, the pill introduction, normalization of soft drugs,

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and the Summer of Love are a objectively too far

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away from their daily life. That's according to Julia Alexinko,

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popular culture and media analyst, they're nudge to spend their

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time on platforms and applications instead of physical places. As

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a result, gen Z focuses more on what's easily within reach,

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and that's Netflix and self care.

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That's it. I totally disagree with that because, especially for

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gen X, because as we were coming of age, we

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grew up in a time where literally we were taught

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sex could kill you because at that time, AIDS was

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brand new. HIV and AIDS were brand new, and there

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was no cure. It was fatal and that didn't stop us.

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Hell No. Gen X also known as the go get

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Them Generation.

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and property review. Daniel. I'm certain you've seen those inflatable barriers,

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the bubbles that people can activate to protect their vehicles

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during a hailstorm. Does that exist for a house yet.

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It's been talked about trying to see how they can

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make those, but I don't know if anything's ever going

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to be made like that.

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It would, but you know, even those.

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Ones for the cars, if the hill is large enough

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it can damage the car still. Actor those are great

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for the smaller hell of events that you just don't

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want those nuisance beings on your car, the pocket chains events,

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the large p size hell you know, because it can

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still dent your car. You know, small hills still damaging.

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I know there's a misconception out of there. We just

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had some small hell. We didn't get any damage. You

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probably did, you know, it just wasn't like things that

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you noticeablely can see after a large hell event like

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the one that just went through here in Collin County,

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North Colin last September. Well, they knew they had damage

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because they had windows blown out, garage doors had hits

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on them, looked like someone had shot them. You know,

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everybody's windows are broken out in their cars, so then

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they know they had a large enough event. But as

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you probably are going to be able to put around

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your home. So you just need to make sure that

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you hunker down and you get that checked out as

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it doesn't matter the size of the hail that falls

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during the storm, because after the fact, you need to

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there isn't any damage, because even if it's a small

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piece of damage, that can grow over time and turn

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Back inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan, he's Trey. We were

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just discussing the Olympic ffest at such a rate that

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the ten thousand free condoms that were doled out at

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the beginning of the Olympics in the Olympic village have

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already run out. I have a solution, okay, and this

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is more of an opportunity. What you need here is

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a company like say Trojan to come in pardon the punt,

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an air drop just thousands of condoms directly over the

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Olympic village. One, it will solve the problem of a

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lack of free prophylactics in the Olympic village. And two

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you get some really awesome free pr and marketing Trojan

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to save the day at the Olympic village raining rubbers.

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Yeah, that's you're not wrong.

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I mean.

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Or just build a big Trojan horse and just split

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it open and just have condoms just spill out.

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You know what, that's actually better. There's two ways to

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do this. You take an actual Trojan horse and you

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just shove it right into the middle of the Olympic

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Village and you let them come up and just and

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then they just flow out of it like a big

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sexy pinata. Or you combine that with my flyover idea

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and you have the Trojan horse being flown over and

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then the Trojan horse releases the condoms below. Call us

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Trojan we have ideas. Or if maximum effort. You know,

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once a pair of stupid idea makers somewhere in a corner,

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we got you.

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Yeah, I don't know, big opportunity. Yeah, I don't know

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how they thought. Uh, ten thousand condoms. I mean that's

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that's like three apiece. Like, yeah, you know they're going

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to do more than that. I know.

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and people in the comments are saying they're not actually

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having that much sex. Some of them aren't even having

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sex yet because their event hasn't happened. They're just stashing

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them for later. Some people are some of the athletes

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are just keeping them as keepsakes. It's like, okay, no,

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they aren't medals. I mean I don't. I don't think

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you would necessarily, as an Olympic athlete go back home

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and show everyone the condom that you didn't use at

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the Olympics. I think that's weird to me as a

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trinket to take home.

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Unless they're wrapped in some like special commemorative Olympic you know,

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five cockrings.

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Yeah, unless here's what you do. If you want to

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take those home, make sure they're the open ones, and

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then that way you can make a necklace out of him,

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kind of like Michael Phelps did with all of his

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actual medals. You can go around back home and say, well,

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I didn't meddle in any you know, competitions, but I

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I meddled in the Olympic village. And you have all

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your used wrappers open. Then I could see that being

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some sort of a keepsake.

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Yeah, and I'm sure all of that is true. I'm

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sure they do some stuff them in their pockets and

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some do whatever. But still we've known for years there's

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a lot of effing going on. You needed more than that.

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Yeah, My favorite was a couple of years ago. See

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it wasn't the Paris Games. I feel like it was

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one before that where they had the beds that were

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so shoddy they hoped it would discourage rampant sex in

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the Olympic village. It was like cardboard style twin size

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mattresses in the Olympic village.

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What of the times the London Games was it? Maybe?

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Whatever the case is, I just thought that that was

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hysterical them thinking that a cardboard twin mattress was somehow

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going to discourage twenty something hot sexy athletes from getting

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it on.

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Hot flexible athlete.

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Oh my god, the flexibility. They don't need that bed, bitch, please,

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that's what the balcony is for. The balcony, the elevator,

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the stairwell, the sloops.

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They just need a monkey bar.

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You want to see something interesting, you go to the

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gymnastics place after hours. Yeah, I would love to see

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I would love to see the security cameras around twelve

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thirty in the morning where they do the gymnastics events.

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Yeah, just put a playyard in the middle of the

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Olympic village and just see see what they can do

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with a swing set.

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And I want you to think about that the next

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time you're watching some of these events on TV, because

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this is what you're seeing during daylight. Imagine what that's

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going to look like in twelve hours when the cameras

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and the people aren't there, but the athletes are, and

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that becomes a sexual playground.

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Yeah, they'll put on a show. I mean, brawsers.

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Here's an idea, Olympics after dark.

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Wow bang games.

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Six WHOA. President Trump on Thursday pardoned five former professional

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football players, one posthumously or various crimes ranging from to

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drug trafficking, including our very own former Dallas Cowboys great

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Nate Newton. I don't know how I missed this over

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the last couple of days, but I just saw this

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story this morning. The pardons were announced by White House.

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Pardons are Alice Marie Smith. Johnson also on other news

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there's a White House pardons are. Imagine that on your

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business card and then eventually on your resume and your

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CV on Linkedins. Well, I was a pardonsar anyway. Four

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other ex NFL players were granted clemency along with Nate Newton,

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including Joe Cleco, Jamal Lewis, Travis Henry, and the late

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Billy Cannon. Johnson. The pardons are said, as football reminds us,

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excellence is built on grit, grace, and the courage to

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rise again. So is our nation. That's what she wrote

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on social media site as she thinked President Trump for

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his continued commitment to second chances. The White House did

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not return her request for comment on why Trump and

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Avid sports fan pardoned the players, Johnson said. Dallas Cowboys

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owner Jerry Jones personally shared the news with Nate Newton,

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who won three Super Bowls with the team. Do you

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remember the crimes? Nate Newton committed that. He was then

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pardoned for just a couple of days ago.

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I remember he was caught transporting large amounts of weed.

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I believe he was caught in Louisiana.

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Across state lines. Huh Nate Newton pleaded guilty and was

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sentenced to thirty months on a federal drug trafficking charge

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after authorities discovered in two thousand and one he had

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ten thousand dollars in his pickup, as well as one

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hundred and seventy five pounds of marijuana in an accompanying

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car driven by another man. Newton was a two time

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All Pro player and six time Pro bowllet. I feel

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like there was a second arrest. I can't remember if

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that's right or not. Does that seem familiar to you,

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tre or was it just the one?

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I actually want to say that was the second arrest.

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I do feel like you're correct. There was another arrest,

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but it was for a much smaller amount.

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Yeah, And I guess he had kind of skated on

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it a little bit, so that I guess gave him

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the confidence to go bigger, and when he went bigger,

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they sent him packing.

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I will never forget shaking that man's hands because I

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do not have small hands, and I have never shook

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hands with somebody that just made me feel like I

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had many hands. I mean it was.

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They always talk about football players have like they really

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good ones. Hand size as a thing in the combine

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everything else, Jesus, I mean it just it his hand

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swallowed mine.

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Did it make you feel like a pretty, pretty little girl?

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Like you'll never feel more dainty in your life than

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when you shake an honest to god huge professional football

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or basketball player's hands. And maybe with the exception of

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like a Spudweb or a Muggsy Bogues.

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Yeah, Eigman had huge hands like other people have met.

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But his just shocking m.

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Pause, just big, mighty pause.

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The other the other NFL players former NFL players that

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were pardoned at the end of last week. Joe Cleco,

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former star for the New York Jets. He pleaded guilty

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to perjury after lying to a federal grand jury that

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was investigating insurance fraud. He was inducted in the Pro

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Football Hall of Fame in twenty three. Then there's Jamal Lewis,

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formerly of the Baltimore Ravens and the Cleveland Browns. He

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had pleaded guilty in a drug case in which he

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used his cell phone to try to set up a

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drug deal not long after he was the top pick

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in the two thousand NFL draft. And then Travis Henry,

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who played for the Denver Broncos, pleaded guilty along with

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other teams, pleaded guilty to conspiracy to traffic cocaine for

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financing a drug ring that moved the drug between Colorado

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and Montana, running back for three teams and a one

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time pro bowler. And then Cannon, who played with the Oilers,

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Oakland Raiders and Kansas City Chiefs, admitted to counterfeiting in

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the mid eighties after a series of bad investments and

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debts left him broke. It's a pretty good range of

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crimes there that they all get to go. All right,

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we're all pardon now. Although for the one guy was

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after he died, so that sucks for him.

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Yeah, I think if he played for the Oilers, he's

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good chance he's dead.

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Yeah. I can't help but notice though, a little bit

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of the just a little bit, just a little bit

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of the double standard here, because if you're a if

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you are a professional athlete in the United States and

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you get caught smuggling one hundred and seventy five pounds

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of marijuana across state lines, you might get pardoned by

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the president. However, if you are a fisherman in Venezuela

477
00:31:31.119 --> 00:31:34.079
on a boat that might be carrying a couple million

478
00:31:34.119 --> 00:31:37.720
dollars worth of cocaine, you might end up with a

479
00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:40.680
missile in your pants.

480
00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:43.799
That is the fork in the road.

481
00:31:48.079 --> 00:31:54.160
I mean, it's just Nate Newton should just be really

482
00:31:54.200 --> 00:31:57.440
happy that when he was transporting drugs across state lines

483
00:31:57.480 --> 00:32:00.119
if there wasn't the drone technology that we have today,

484
00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:03.000
otherwise you might have caught a hell fire somewhere near Rustin.

485
00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:06.079
But yeah, the other on the flip side of that

486
00:32:06.200 --> 00:32:11.920
is there are probably ten thousand people incarcerated for lesser

487
00:32:11.920 --> 00:32:14.720
crimes than carrying one hundred and seventy five pounds of

488
00:32:14.759 --> 00:32:18.160
weed that are still in prison, and just because they

489
00:32:18.200 --> 00:32:23.359
did not play professional football, you know, and that's a

490
00:32:23.400 --> 00:32:25.720
far more serious time. But you know, the failure of

491
00:32:25.759 --> 00:32:30.160
the war on drugs over time, and you know, I

492
00:32:30.200 --> 00:32:33.680
understand if you were and a lot of it goes

493
00:32:33.680 --> 00:32:36.960
to i mean, even twenty five years ago, how we

494
00:32:37.119 --> 00:32:40.000
especially how we look at weed now versus twenty five

495
00:32:40.079 --> 00:32:45.039
years ago is so drastically different. Yeah, you know, coke

496
00:32:45.160 --> 00:32:49.720
meth A lot of things I understand the more are

497
00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:51.720
far more grievous that weed.

498
00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:57.519
I also think you had mentioned hand size right. Maybe

499
00:32:57.559 --> 00:33:00.880
hand size is playing a factor here a little bit,

500
00:33:02.279 --> 00:33:05.680
because I mean, like you said, Nate Newton's hands are massive,

501
00:33:06.279 --> 00:33:08.839
So him carrying in one hundred and seventy five pounds

502
00:33:08.839 --> 00:33:13.400
a weed across state lines isn't maybe as big of

503
00:33:13.400 --> 00:33:17.599
a deal as it would be to me because maybe

504
00:33:17.599 --> 00:33:19.359
he's looking at it as well. I'm just taking all

505
00:33:19.400 --> 00:33:20.480
that could fit in my hand.

506
00:33:23.240 --> 00:33:24.519
It's just taking all he could smoke.

507
00:33:26.480 --> 00:33:27.960
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treehouse on air. Former President Barack Obama is having to

520
00:34:27.880 --> 00:34:32.159
walk back some comments that he made during a recent podcast.

521
00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:41.920
Come on, Oh you stupid? I hate I hate the

522
00:34:41.960 --> 00:34:44.000
auto mute. Can I just point that out? I hate

523
00:34:44.000 --> 00:34:45.880
auto mute, and if I want to listen to it,

524
00:34:45.920 --> 00:34:47.920
don't auto mut it. You got damn phone.

525
00:34:49.280 --> 00:34:50.159
Are aliens real?

526
00:34:51.119 --> 00:34:54.360
Uh? They're real, but I haven't seen them, and and

527
00:34:54.760 --> 00:34:59.559
they're not being kept in uh fifty one. Uh, there's

528
00:34:59.559 --> 00:35:05.519
no one to ground facility unless there's this enormous conspiracy

529
00:35:06.039 --> 00:35:08.440
and they hit it from the President of the United.

530
00:35:08.280 --> 00:35:11.960
States, What was the first question you wanted answered when

531
00:35:12.000 --> 00:35:12.840
you became president?

532
00:35:14.880 --> 00:35:16.639
Where are the aliens?

533
00:35:16.199 --> 00:35:19.239
Are aliens real?

534
00:35:19.679 --> 00:35:21.679
So this is the part that he's having to walk back.

535
00:35:21.719 --> 00:35:26.159
Now, they're real, but I haven't seen.

536
00:35:27.280 --> 00:35:30.119
So everyone focused on the fact that he said they're real,

537
00:35:30.239 --> 00:35:32.760
and now because of that he's having to walk it back.

538
00:35:33.920 --> 00:35:37.880
I saw this just a short while ago. Former President

539
00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:40.840
Barack Obama said he did not see evidence that aliens

540
00:35:40.840 --> 00:35:43.960
have made contact with us, after sending social media a

541
00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:47.559
buzz by saying aliens were real on a podcast over

542
00:35:47.599 --> 00:35:51.719
the weekend, during a lightning round of questions with podcast

543
00:35:51.800 --> 00:35:55.119
hosts Brian Tyler Cohen. Obama was asked are aliens real?

544
00:35:55.320 --> 00:35:57.159
He says, they're realized. I just played for you here.

545
00:35:59.039 --> 00:36:02.679
On Sunday, the former president released a statement on Instagram

546
00:36:02.719 --> 00:36:05.840
clarifying what he meant. I was trying to stick with

547
00:36:05.920 --> 00:36:08.519
the spirit of the speed round, but since it's gotten attention,

548
00:36:08.639 --> 00:36:12.039
let me clarify. Statistically, the universe is so vast that

549
00:36:12.079 --> 00:36:14.199
the odds are good there's life out there, but the

550
00:36:14.239 --> 00:36:17.760
distances between solar systems are so great that the chances

551
00:36:17.760 --> 00:36:20.599
we've been visited by aliens is low. And I saw

552
00:36:20.679 --> 00:36:24.320
no evidence during my presidency that extra terrestrials have made

553
00:36:24.519 --> 00:36:31.719
contact with us. Really, with an exclamation point, I don't

554
00:36:31.719 --> 00:36:32.079
buy it.

555
00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:46.159
I mean, we'll go on the assumption. I mean I

556
00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:51.760
I don't think we're the only people in the universe,

557
00:36:51.800 --> 00:36:54.519
I mean the whole I think it's called the Fermi

558
00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:58.079
paradox of you know what, if we're the only planet

559
00:36:58.079 --> 00:37:03.840
that has intelligent, just life. I don't think it's possible.

560
00:37:03.840 --> 00:37:08.480
If you considered just the the infinite nature of the universe,

561
00:37:08.519 --> 00:37:10.440
why would we be the only people or you know,

562
00:37:10.719 --> 00:37:14.039
only intelligent life? And I think you know, especially the

563
00:37:14.079 --> 00:37:17.639
President of the United States knows if he were to say, oh, yeah,

564
00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:20.800
they're real, you're one of the biggest things is is

565
00:37:20.800 --> 00:37:30.519
it would cause mass pandemonium. Uh, And so I I

566
00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:33.000
he's damned if you do. Damned if you do, damned

567
00:37:33.000 --> 00:37:33.400
if you don't.

568
00:37:33.400 --> 00:37:37.000
On that question, that is very true. And I am

569
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:45.440
not a conspiracy theorist typically, However, when it comes to aliens,

570
00:37:45.920 --> 00:37:49.119
I'm not saying I believe there is a conspiracy about

571
00:37:49.159 --> 00:37:53.320
alien cover up, but it wouldn't surprise me if one

572
00:37:53.760 --> 00:37:56.239
was to come about, Like if we all of a

573
00:37:56.280 --> 00:37:59.000
sudden discovered one day that there's been this decades long

574
00:37:59.039 --> 00:38:03.159
conspiracy about hiding the existence of aliens from the general

575
00:38:03.239 --> 00:38:06.559
masses of people, that would not surprise me in the least.

576
00:38:06.920 --> 00:38:10.840
And it certainly wouldn't surprise me if not only it existed,

577
00:38:11.760 --> 00:38:14.840
but it did in fact hide it from heads of state,

578
00:38:15.719 --> 00:38:18.440
Like it would basically just be a top secret military thing,

579
00:38:18.760 --> 00:38:22.360
and only certain people that hit a certain rank or

580
00:38:22.599 --> 00:38:27.159
a certain rank, or a certain classification or classified status

581
00:38:27.920 --> 00:38:32.280
will ever know about it, because you cannot trust who

582
00:38:32.360 --> 00:38:35.440
gets voted in to keep their mouth shut. It's not

583
00:38:35.559 --> 00:38:37.599
like as soon as you take office you get to

584
00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:41.280
find out all these cool secrets. I think something of

585
00:38:41.320 --> 00:38:44.039
that scale. It would make sense to me that they

586
00:38:44.079 --> 00:38:47.480
would not tell an elected official, even if it's the

587
00:38:47.519 --> 00:38:50.679
top one, the truth about it, because you don't know

588
00:38:50.719 --> 00:38:52.920
who you're gonna get. You might get a loose cannon

589
00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:55.039
in there. That's like I'm going to kill everybody and

590
00:38:55.079 --> 00:38:56.159
then I got their receipts.

591
00:38:57.400 --> 00:39:04.320
I don't think. I think there are some conspiracy theories. Yeah,

592
00:39:04.480 --> 00:39:06.880
I think JFK is probably for me, the one the

593
00:39:06.920 --> 00:39:09.840
conspiracy theory. I'll go, Yeah, there very well could have

594
00:39:09.880 --> 00:39:13.960
been foul play involved, but that was a different time.

595
00:39:16.360 --> 00:39:19.079
I don't believe in anyone's ability to keep a secret anymore.

596
00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:22.639
Like when you talk about conspiracy theories in this day

597
00:39:22.679 --> 00:39:25.280
and age, My my number one thing is no one

598
00:39:25.280 --> 00:39:28.159
can keep a secret. Yeah, there's gonna be someone's gonna,

599
00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:30.039
you know, a weak link that's gonna go running to

600
00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:31.119
TMZ or whoever.

601
00:39:31.760 --> 00:39:35.440
Yeah, someone in search of their fifteen minutes of fame

602
00:39:35.800 --> 00:39:39.039
for being the whistle blower on the JFK assassination, or

603
00:39:39.079 --> 00:39:42.480
the whistleblower on the existence of aliens or something along

604
00:39:42.480 --> 00:39:43.199
those lines.

605
00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:49.559
Like I and I do I have begun to believe that.

606
00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:53.400
I don't think we're the first human civilization on Earth.

607
00:39:54.039 --> 00:39:57.280
I think there have been there's a civilization before us.

608
00:39:57.599 --> 00:40:00.840
I think that's how the Optians learn how to do

609
00:40:00.880 --> 00:40:03.360
the pyramids. I think there was a knowledge that was

610
00:40:04.960 --> 00:40:10.360
passed on because especially the pyramids make no sense on

611
00:40:10.519 --> 00:40:13.519
how if you say they built something like that or

612
00:40:13.559 --> 00:40:14.920
they bagically with no power source?

613
00:40:15.599 --> 00:40:15.719
Uh?

614
00:40:17.760 --> 00:40:21.000
And if they were to announce tomorrow there was a secret,

615
00:40:21.239 --> 00:40:28.039
you know, secret some kind of structures beneath Antarctica or whatever,

616
00:40:28.119 --> 00:40:30.079
and you know, beneath the pyramids, not going to surprise

617
00:40:30.159 --> 00:40:34.679
me one bit. But again, you are going to have

618
00:40:34.880 --> 00:40:38.159
chaos if you ever acknowledged that, because you are going

619
00:40:38.199 --> 00:40:41.800
to question people's belief in God and the very nature

620
00:40:41.880 --> 00:40:45.480
of you know, they say, everything with humans is comes

621
00:40:45.519 --> 00:40:47.639
down to where do where do we come from? Why

622
00:40:47.639 --> 00:40:48.159
are we here?

623
00:40:48.519 --> 00:40:53.000
Yeah? On the flip side, I do think that if

624
00:40:53.039 --> 00:40:56.920
there is an alien conspiracy and there was a whistleblower

625
00:40:57.079 --> 00:41:02.480
and someone came forward with irrefutable evidence it, I think

626
00:41:02.519 --> 00:41:06.039
we'd all be so stuck in our phones and our

627
00:41:06.239 --> 00:41:10.719
own self absorption that yeah, it would make the news,

628
00:41:11.320 --> 00:41:13.800
But I don't know if it would necessarily lead to

629
00:41:13.840 --> 00:41:17.440
an existential crisis among everyone on the planet. It would

630
00:41:17.440 --> 00:41:20.719
for some of us, but for others, they're still gonna

631
00:41:20.719 --> 00:41:23.320
be looking at you know, I still got these athletic

632
00:41:23.360 --> 00:41:26.280
greens I gotta sell. I still have this thing I

633
00:41:26.280 --> 00:41:29.559
gotta do at work or I lose my job. I

634
00:41:29.960 --> 00:41:31.519
kind of think that you could come out with it

635
00:41:31.639 --> 00:41:33.559
now and enough of the planet would just be like,

636
00:41:33.880 --> 00:41:35.400
all right, whatever, I.

637
00:41:35.320 --> 00:41:38.639
Mean, until until the saucers are over the cities getting

638
00:41:38.639 --> 00:41:41.519
ready to blast them with some kind of death ray.

639
00:41:41.639 --> 00:41:44.840
You're probably right, that's not people are gonna go. It's

640
00:41:44.880 --> 00:41:47.079
Ai exactly.

641
00:41:49.800 --> 00:41:51.920
There's always gonna be that first person in line in

642
00:41:51.960 --> 00:41:56.679
the comment section. That's Ai. Yeah, and that'll be the

643
00:41:56.679 --> 00:41:58.920
first person to get plasted by the little agreement from

644
00:41:58.920 --> 00:42:04.239
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