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Betrayed By Your B-Hole | Thursday 02.05.26

We start off today talking about Armenia's idea of a Ministry of Sex. Then, Trey talks about the worst place to have a blowout and other situations where you're betrayed by your butthole, we would like theaters to bring back intermissions, and a Florida Air BnB host who thought he was Donald Duck.

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Armenia will set up a Ministry of Sex to ensure there are 'no unsatisfied women' in the country under plans by opposition political party | Daily Mail Online

Florida Airbnb host arrested after lewd behavior at Disney-area resort | Fox News

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0:00 Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at YouTube dot com. Slash at Treehouse on air. It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan ol Malley along with Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry Caldwell. I'll tell you right now. That if it was. Hang on, how do I want to phrase this? Let's try this approach. I never felt the pull into government work or to do anything political in life as a career, but if the United States had its own ministry of sex, I think that might have changed my mind as a young person. Armenia is on the cutting edge of things, although it may not necessarily be in.

1:05 A good way. Armenia could be set to establish a ministry of sex to ensure there are no unsatisfied women in the country. This is under proposals floated by a newly formed opposition party. Do they get arrested for faking it? Look, there's lots of questions here, There's lots of policy debates to be had. Uh, this is part of the Hey, this guy's one of his reasons is so there are less unsatisfied women in Armenia.

1:47 It is a big goal. Now, Now why he wants more women to be satisfied is a whole nother story. Yeah, whenever men do something and I cannot stress the enough ladies other dudes somewhere in between. If you're ever wondering why a man is doing something, ask him. He'll probably tell you. And also, don't just guess, like if a guy's doing something in his mind he has a reason for it. Really usually Yeah, I think that's just you, you speaking on your behalf. Really, when you guys do something, you don't have a reason for it, Uh, not always? Uh?

2:39 Or are we talking about just in general or sexually in general? I mean sexually as well. Just man, I don't think you always have to have a reason to do something. You can always regret. That's why regrets are there. You didn't have the reasoning to see past the fact that you're gonna regret doing this. Yeah, but I guarantee you the reason you did the thing that you now regret, you had a reason for doing it in the first place. Might not have been a good reason, but a reason nonetheless anyway, Okay, that's that's better, not a good reason, right.

3:19 That's why it's very specific a reason a reason. Yeah, gott say a good one, just a reason, kind of like what's happening in Armenia. Armenia could be set to establish a ministry of sex to ensure that there are no unsatisfied women in the country, under proposals floated by a newly formed opposition party. Good luck going against that policy. Now, is this minister going to be female? Oh no, that's silly talking, Jerry. The eyebrow raising idea was proposed by Sargist Corruptian, a senior figure in the Strong Armenia Party. This is ahead of parliamentary elections due to take place this summer. Mister Correptian suggested that sexual dissatisfaction among women was fueling increased political activism, particularly among middle aged white women, a claim that has already sparked at least a little bit of backlash online and Yes it gets better. Asked whether a government body should be created to address this issue, Correptian said it should, adding that such a Ministry of Sex could also play a role in tackling Armenia's declining birth rate.

4:41 The idea of a dedicated ministry was initially raised by an Armenian sociologists who claimed on this particular podcast that women had become more politically active because of sexual dissatisfaction. And the guy who hosted this conversation went first that by suggesting a specific government department be established to oversee the issue, and then mister Correptian said it should be called the Ministry of Sex. And you know what, I have to hand it to them. This is a bold new take. I mean, not only do these guys think feminism is bad, but they seem to think that the cure for it is to from real good.

5:26 But listen, don't don't poo poo this, because that's part of the bill Armenia. Listen, they they can do something special here because when they open this they they can bring on their native children, the Kardashians and bring them home. I hadn't thought about this. Yes, please God make this happen. And if you've never been to Armenia, it's beautiful. All you have to do is go to Glendale, California. That's where they all are. So there's no there's no low birth rate. They just keep moving to Glendale. You know, Drey brings up a very very solid point. I mean, if even if, even if you don't agree with this policy on a political level. If if you are anti Kardashian, this is a good thing. This makes it very difficult to vote against. I mean, well, I just don't know if they'll have enough room for their asses.

6:36 But listen, because that this could take on its own life. I mean, they can inspire the women of Armenia because they can then learn how to fuck for money. I think they've already got that locked down. That's what he's getting at Raj. What happens is Armenia can bring the Kardashians home, and then their Kardashians can bring their wealth and influence and what they're really good at, like trade. Just said, two of the Armenian people. And whoever is the top Armenian athlete, they can ruin them. Mm hmm, I am I see it right now. I am really irritated with Kim Kardashian because I I my one sport, my one athlete that I lived is now ruined because she's dating Lewis Hamilton and it's absolutely pissing me off. Now I have to have a I by one sport that I love, my f one Sundays because it's it's it doesn't have all the American bs except for the couple of races they have here.

7:37 Let's tray. Let's be honest. Here, it's a sport called F one. It was only a matter of time that the Kardashians showed up at it. It's more of a shock that they didn't start there. If it was called black one, they'd all be there, that's right. Uh, if it was F one black. But if they go to Armenia and you talk about the top athlete, I don't think there's a lot of black athletes in Armenia, and you don't want them to fly out ray J a Uhlan. Anything, right, you know what, Armenia.

8:18 Armenia might take a hit when it comes to medals in the Olympics because the Kardashians will ruin all their athletes, but the birth rate will go up, so goal achieved. I mean twenty years later, they're doing a Devil Worst Product sequel. If you could have a Kim and ray j a sequel, I think it's been about twenty years. And if you're if you have a ministry of sex in the country of Armenia, that would then be in the classrooms. It's Kim and ray J part two, and that's the video everyone watches when it's a substitute teacher, that's their PSA. That's what. And if you're saying, if you're not sexually satisfied, that you're into political activism, I understand that.

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13:01 Check that out today. All right, Trey, you mentioned this to me the other day and I was immediately fascinated. So here we need to discuss this. The floor is yours. So it's the worst place to have a blowout, and I'm talking about I didn't think I was a internal blowout on the toilet. Blowout, got it? Okay? That helps, all right, nop, If I understand you had to blow out on the toilet. And I found the worst place.

13:41 To have one where. A hospital bathroom. And here's why. Well, okay, go ahead. So I I go and see my mother every days. And one day I was in there and I felt a gurgling and I had to get to the bathroom. And when I and it's what. This was one of those where it's a lot of a lot of air, it's loud, and you'll quickly figure out that a hospital bathroom obviously has They have no soft surfaces, so acoustically it is as an echo chamber. So when you really let one go a symphony of sound, and it doesn't there's no masking it or anything else. It reverberates everywhere.

14:42 I am quite sure the nurses station one hundred feet down heard even through a closed door, what was going on for sure? And then you have to walk out and walk past. The Huh no, I mean this is even it is in a private room. But it's like, I can't blame it on my mother. She you know, she's there dying and hadn't eaten in days. So it's just and they have no no fans or air fresheners, so it's it's just it's a double whammy. Uh No, No, you would think with a private room out of hospitals, need at least get a little fan or some spray, right. Yeah, little I saw come on, But no, so there's gone.

15:28 And m hm. So you hadn't used that restroom there before? I had used it, but not I hadn't had a blowout in there. You didn't have a Jeff Daniels moment from dumb and dumber in the correct Yeah. So there are so many levels to this, because when Trey mentioned this the other day, he's like, I found the worst place to get a blowout. My first thought was, I don't think there's a bad spot to get one of those. And it's it's like, oh, yeah, he said blow out, and then I went to the next spot of blowout. I thought he meant a horrible place to have a blown out tire. So imagine my. Surprise now that you basically just did your worst number two next to your dying mother in the hospital and everyone on the floor in the hospital heard it, because hospital bathrooms know nothing of privacy.

16:24 Yeah, and the lady that brings in, you know, the meals was in there when I walked out. I don't know how long she had been there. She was just putting the trade down. I'm hoping she had just walked in, but she could have been there. I don't know. TikTok right now, Yeah you could. I would like to think that's when she picked up the little communicator device that's attached to the hospital beds and keyed it up to the nurses station and say, for listen to this, and she holds it. Up to the bathroom door as you were just going off. Yeah, that's one of those where I mean it sounded like I had a balloon up my ass. I mean, it was just. I hope that's when she put the tray down and then realized it his Mexican food and took it back and then just brought a sandwich.

17:12 It goes back down to the cooks and the cafeterias might need to inspect this. Something seems a little off here. I'm surprised that the proctologists didn't come in and be like, we need to talk. Buddy. Okay. If this wasn't in a hospice unit, I probably they probably would have, you know, had some kind of announcement that there's a code going on in room six. And code brown, code brown, which in a hospice facility. I don't know that that could be good. It could be bad because on one hand, they they're not they're not necessarily thinking it's a visitor. They might be thinking it's one of the patients. So on one hand, it sounds horrific, like, oh gods, I mu's gonna have to go in there and clean that up. On the other, if it's a patient, doing that signs of life.

18:09 If they had heard me, they would have thought, oh, room six is about to be empty. Yeah for another one. No one could possibly survive then, No, that's what death sounds like on one. Tray. So, actually, Trey, because of that, you should have when you walked out, you should have been proud, hands out like, yes, not only was that me, but I have survived all that you have heard. I would have. I would have come out pants down, like that's where this came from, will help. I would have proudly showed off the the vehicle from which it came, vessel, vessel from which it came.

19:00 I createst triumph of it all was that I didn't shit myself because it was close. We've all had those moments, Yeah, where you get the gurgle ras you're shaking your head. No, you've never had the blowout moment where you it's kind of like. Pants like, I've never done that. It's kind of like we were mentioning F one racing earlier. It's like you go from zero to one hundred in a matter of seconds, Like you feel one little bubble turn a certain direction and you go from being totally fine to oh my god, if I don't find a bathroom, it's going to be real ugly and here real fast. That's never happened to you. But but this is one of those. Not only it was, I'm guessing everyone's had this moment where you can't get your pants down fast enough and you were worried from standing to sitting if you're gonna make it rfl so you're going to have a blowout, you know on the back of the bathroom wall are all over the toilet.

19:59 Yeah, Nope, never, not one time. Is that because you maybe. Welcome it's coming. We we eat a lot of lentils. I don't know if that just because for for me. The last time I had one of those I told you guys about it was a couple of years ago or last year, I can't remember which. It was after eating a lot of Indian food in about within an hour, h I was, I was doing some unseen things in a Cole's bathroom. Oh yeah, that's right. That's when you had to Did you have to buy shorts? Is that we said you had to do? You had to buy Yeah?

20:42 So, like like Trey's talking about, not only did you know your your your your your speed ducking duck walking like your pigeon toes in and you're trying to go as fast as you can, which physiologically is impossible because your toes are now tucked in, but they have to be to keep your your be hole closed. Try to make it to the bathroom. Then you get there, and we all know this happens, and science has proven it. The closer you get to the bathroom, the more difficult it is for your body to hold it in. So once you do get too near the toilet and you start pulling off, you know, your pants and stuff, that's the. Most dangerous time. And in that instance, I wasn't fast enough.

21:23 My body was just ahead of me. So yeah, it. Is. You get into the bathroom and your brain registers okay, we're in here now, We're in here now. But yet from the neck down it's like, no, we're not ready. Wait, they don't send that signal fast enough. It's the ultimate battle, man versus body. It's not man versus machine, it's man versus his own body. Can he control it long enough so as not to poop his own pants? And in most cases you will win. But it only takes once. It only takes one loss, and you will never be the same. So rise, I would like to point out, yeah, inside the treehouse, inside the treehouse. Right now, three out of four men, this has happened to.

22:08 You've pooped yourself. Oh yes, and not as an infant. Correct, as a full grown man? Yeah, not too long. The worst is if you're driving and you know you just you have that, you have that fart and you know you're you let it rip, and it's like, yeah, your body betrayed you. And then and then you are you are stuck. You know, you're houring all your life choices. You can't even walk through a BUCkies. No, you're already in a seated position. Man, you're like halfway there. As far as your buddy is concerned. Ah, what do you do? What's the what's the protocol? Well, you know what's Hopefully you're not with somebody, hopefully, I mean.

22:58 I thank god never been with any one. But uh, well it just depends. Uh sometimes you need depends. That's well, that's the problem. You know. Sometimes it's just it's it's a little a little squirt and you realize that you can you can still make it to the bathroom because it's just just a little bit, uh. A little bit, yeah, and then sometimes it's a lot. I drive, I drive my car off the bridge. They're gonna they're gonna go. Well, that's why you should himself he died. Not No, A little bit sounds gross. A lot Okay, maybe you're sick, well.

23:46 Yeah, I mean, look, you're a little bit sick or a lot sick. That's really what it boils down to. But I am absolutely fascinated Raj that this has not happened to you, because I feel like this is something that not just happens to every man at some point, it happens to women too, and don't and don't let them tell you otherwise. To me, this is one of the rights of passage. No one talks about as an adult because there's all these things that happen when you're a kid or you're going through puberty and then some early adult stuff, but peak adult, like in your prime, when you poop yourself.

24:30 That's something that not people that that's something people don't talk about, but it happens, and it happens very frequently, and it happens to both sexes, so it's not just limited to us gross guys. And so I'm surprised it hasn't happened to you. But it will. I'm pretty sure it won't. I thought to it at one point. I'm at fifty right now and it hasn't happened. So but if it does, I will be the first to tell you. Guys, good, I'll be part of the club. That's right, It's I had an exclusive club. There's lots of us, there's just only so many of us that actually speak on it. Yeah. And also, my girlfriend doesn't poop, so that's good. Congratulations. I feel like that needs to be the title of your relationship book.

25:20 That's the name of my next special. My girlfriend doesn't poop. It's the most beautiful thing ever. She doesn't. She's sweet and kind and doesn't make foul noises. She doesn't make foul sense. She's just, I mean, she's perfect. So it is an angel. It sounds like that's she would think so, but no, but I think I jinxed myself. So let's see what happens. Eh, it'll happen. I have no doubt it will happen. I mean maybe when i'm luck you you know, if I make it to my seventies. Sure, I mean, I wouldn't I wouldn't be surprised if that happened then, but I've made it to fifty years of not pooping myself outside of being a toddler.

26:03 Your be hole is the Judas of body parts. It will betray you. Yes, it will. It's the hero of the story by the way. Of yours maybe, but as Trey said, it's the Judas of all of ours. I will say this though, as an adult, when you accidentally poop yourself, it does build character. You learn a lot about yourself in that moment because you have to get real good, real fast about thinking. What am I going to do now? There will never be a moment in your life where you will be more present, isn't that something people talk about a lot these days. Quit lamenting the past, Stop thinking so much about the future that hasn't happened it.

26:45 You need to be more present. You need to be more in the moment. You will never be more in the moment than when you poop yourself, and that's when you will find who you are. Shitting yourself gives you critical thinking. It takes everything outside of that focus and just pushes it to the side and narrows it like a laser. Because you got an issue and you got to deal with it. I mean, well, it's already the. Problem, but it also turns you into mcguiver and and how you're going to get out of this issue? Yeah, I don't think. I don't think a paper clip and gum will help. But you don't know that you say that, but it absolutely will.

27:27 You'll be looking around that bathroom and the calls going like, I would kill for a freaking paper clip, right, where's Clippy when you need him? Pops up? Did you shit yourself? Did you just walk out of the coals pantiless and buy shorts? And nobody said anything because they're like, we know. No, but that's but again, that's what happens to Jerry's right. So when you poop yourself, yes, in a public environment. I don't mean like in front of everybody, but I mean like when you go to the bathroom Robert bathroom kind of thing a store. It's going to take everything you have ever learned, everything you have ever known, everything you have ever read, and you were going to have to apply all of these lessons in this moment on how to navigate the next five minutes, ten minutes, twenty minutes, whatever it is to get yourself out of this shitty situation.

28:19 One is do I need new pants? Am I in a place to get them? Can I clean this up? How am I in this bathroom alone? Are there other people? Is this the mixed use bathroom? What are some creative ways I can go about getting myself out of this situation? Where are some practical ways? Every possible synapse in your brain will be firing trying to figure out. A way out of this crappy situation. I would shit on the floor and not a judge in the world would convict you. You told this story like, hey, it was about to be my pants or the floor, and be like, you know what, case dismissed. And you know what, if you had enough wherewithal to go about that way, to have that strategy, then I would applaud you. However, when you are in a when you were in the throes of war with your own butthole, and an idea will not will not come to you because your only thought is get my ass over the toilet.

29:18 Well, roj, you're you're the fallacy of your of your thought process. There is that you have a choice. You have no choice, your your your butthole will betray you, and then it's dealing with the aftermath. Mm hmm. Step one, there's that it's happening like bubbly gut. Sometimes it's just you know, just letting off you just you know you're in the car. You just lean over just a little, a little. You think it's just gonna be a little tooted, and then you feel it and you're like, oh no, and then thus it begins. And then your uber drivers like get out your and you're paying the fee times too. Well, I'm glad I made it to fifty without having to deal with what you guys had to deal with.

30:09 I almost feel like that deserves a party or something. I'll see guys at Chuck E Cheese or an Indian restaurant for Dan. I mean, it's sort of like a keen Siniera for your colon. Oh yeah, I'll pack that. It's when you turns fifty blows out on you, shove. A candle up your ass for a plug. But I'm gonna look great in that dress. The Treehouse Business online at Treehouse on air dot com.

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31:38 Already we have the. Rumor mill flying Avengers dooms Day. The new rumor is that it has a run time of three hours and forty five minutes. Yes, that's that's where I poop my pants. Yeah, that'll be my doomsday. When Avengers Endgame came out, we knew it was it was like just a hair over three hours, right, Jerry, We knew it was a hair over three hours. Marvel warned us, and they didn't give us an intermission on that. I feel like they need to give an intermission on Avengers Doomsday, especially if it truly is pushing the four hour mark, that's two hold movies. Please God bring back the intermission. Otherwise I can't enjoy the movie theater experience as much.

32:34 Well, I grew up on Bollywood movies that are all over three and a half hours. OK, so we always had an intermission in the theater. I mean yeah, but even when you got like the VHS or the DVD, it'll show up it'll just say like there'll be a climax in one of the scenes and it'll just say intermission, so you could actually hit pause and go do what you need to do. So I'm used to that. I think, I'm American audiences are not used to having an intermission anymore. They used to have special like let's go out to the lobby, you know who had like some special ditties and ship that would signify it was time to go out.

33:14 And yeah, I thought that was before the movie, before the previews. You had both. I mean you had the previous stuff that would come out before and then you had you know, the concessions ads. But yeah, in older movies and in some theaters, they would throw in the occasional intermission because they were there their standard in the theater, right, so not main movie theater, I mean theaters like in general theatrical productions, intermissions are standard. Fair. Yeah, that's it's it's an exception in a in a theater setting. In a theatrical setting, you might get a one act play that's not going to have an intermission. That's weird. But in the movies it's now no intermissions ever. But if Avengers dooms Day is truly going to be over three and a half hours pushing a four hour run time, by God, please give us, please give us an intermission, because when Avengers Endgame came out, it was just over three hours. And I planned because I knew I did not want to leave the theater at all during that movie, so I planned ahead and made sure I was properly dehydrated before the movie so I wouldn't need to.

34:17 Pee in the middle. Of Double Void right before pace yourself on the drink. Which I'm getting lots of popcorn. Yes, yeah, you would think as much as theaters struggle, they would want to have an intermission to give people a break to go raid the concession stand come back. Yeah, that's what the Little did It used to be about. Let's go out to the lobby and get ourselves a treat, and it would have like the little dancing candy bar, the popcorn, and that really. Especially if you spent like the first part of the movie eating popcorn, then you have your inn a mission.

34:57 Then you can go get some candy to night. You got your dessert for the second half of the film. Yeah, my ex always wanted to share popcorn, and I'm like Joey on Friends, I don't share food. I'll buy you your own. But well, and she would always reach over and I would move it like, no, go go out there. Well, I don't want to miss any movie. Well, then you should have got this at the beginning. But I understand. I thought that was a dancing hot dog that was at the beginning of the Let's go out to the Lobby. I thought that was the beginning of the movie. I didn't realize there was an intermission. I was maybe too young to realize, yeah, that was going on.

35:38 But like The Ten Commandments, my dad loved that movie and we went and watched it. They released it in the theater on Easter, and that's a four hour movie. And I don't think there was an intermission. I think there was nap time for. Raj, but you may have slept through the intermission. Because the one movie that I remember going to that had an intermission was in eighth grade. It was a field trip to the movie theater at the Glenn Lakes off of seventy five and Walnut Hill. Was the movie Gettysburg. Four and a half hour film, Wow Star Packed. It's a wonderful film based on based on the book. Four and a half hour movie had an intermission.

36:24 Good. Last one I remember was Titanic. I saw that in the theater and I didn't get we didn't have an intermission. Maybe yeah, and. That's a movie that probably should have one. But like going back to Avengers End Game with just over three hours, I knew people that didn't plan ahead like I did, Like I dehydrated myself so I wouldn't go I wouldn't need to go to the bathroom, so I was comfortable through the entire film. But there were people that didn't do that, and they didn't want to miss anything, so they held it, and they held it so long and so hard. People left the theater with with urinary tract infections. Raise your hand, Jerry, I thought you were one of them. Yeah, Okay, anyway, people did leave the theater they had they had UTIs because they had held their bladders so long during an end game. So that's definitely gonna happen with Doomsday. If it's even longer, Please God give us an intermission. Yes, well, I mean I've been stuck in traffic in India, so we know how to hold it.

37:31 To shay. Yeah. And the UTA in India is just a college that everybody's trying to get into. And we started this episode talking about sex, so I feel it's fitting for us to end it talking about sex. A Florida Airbnb host has been accused of walking around the Disney resort naked and engaging in sex acts with a vacuum cleaner. Yes, or as they called in Florida Tuesday, Yeah. The Florida Airbnb host accused of walking around the resort outside of Disney World naked and engaging in a sex act with a vacuum cleaner. Kevin Dale Westerhold allegedly exposed himself in front of properties and was seen naked in hallways at the Windsor Hills Resort in Kissing Me, Florida.

38:25 That's according to ring footage reviewed by Asciola County Police and a very surprised ring camera owner and a. Very surprised vacuum. That's where you invest into Dyson and you get that cyclonic stuff going. Oh man, that's not a job for a hoover. From the makers of Floby, stick it and get it.

39:06 I've never understood the allure of sex ax with a vacuum cleaner, but I'm also not a Florida man, so go figure. I just want to see what he does with the attachments. Maybe he could be the one to finally show us what to do with the brush. I still don't know that. For all things Treehouse Treehouse on air dot com from your favorite listening platform, Share the show with a friend. Hit that chare button. That's one with the square in the arrow coming up the top of it. Shared the show with a friend today and together, let's grow the Treehouse show. We'll see you next time right here inside the Treehouse