Jan. 7, 2025

Get Off The Pot! | Tuesday 01.07.25

Get Off The Pot! | Tuesday 01.07.25

We start off talking about flu season and all the joy it brings, Walmart's Let it Snow sweaters, Golden Globes (yes, it's a day late, what did you expect?), how it's bad to stay on the toilet more than 10 min, and tips for people over 50.  But first,...

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We start off talking about flu season and all the joy it brings, Walmart's Let it Snow sweaters, Golden Globes (yes, it's a day late, what did you expect?), how it's bad to stay on the toilet more than 10 min, and tips for people over 50. But first, birthdays!

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Sick season is in full force. What the latest CDC figures show | AP News

Walmart Apologizes For Christmas Sweater With Drug Joke

Golden Globes: Winners List (Updating Live)

Don’t sit on the toilet for more than 10 minutes, doctors warn | CNN

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with

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Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell. Today is Tuesday, January seven,

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twenty twenty five. Let's get stupid. We are without Raj

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Sharma today. But that's okay because that means we get

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a healthy dose of Jerry. And the reason we don't

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have Raj today is the reason why so many people

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are having a tough time coming back to work after

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a long holiday break, and that is flu season. Our

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dear Raj says he has the flu, and I.

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Don't envy him.

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Flu season isn't full effect. I don't have it, thank goodness.

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I don't think I've ever had it. But so in

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addition to Raj having the flu, my wife Tara has

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a sinus infection that she's been messing with for the

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last couple of days. And as I was doing a

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little research on this, it's now just flat out six season,

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is what the experts are saying.

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I don't know what Raj has, but I will say this,

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I don't know what variant of the flu is going

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around this year. I got the flu last year got

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it on New Year's Eve, and it was so bad

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that I actually got a flu shot this year because

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I didn't want to go through it again because it

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only lasted like thirty six hours of feeling like death

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with one hundred and three point three fever. But it

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took me a solid week to even feel human again.

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I mean, it just wiped me out.

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Did you usually or not usually get a flu shot?

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I had not gotten a flu shot since before COVID.

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Wow, I don't know a if I've ever had the flu.

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B I don't recall ever receiving a flu shot. Maybe

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I did when I was a kid, I don't. I don't.

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I don't remember that. But I know as an adult,

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I've never had a flu shot and I've never had

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the flu. And I'm not saying I'm impervious to the flu.

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I'm not saying I'm some.

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Sort of.

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Elevated mortal with a killer immune system because I've had COVID,

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but I've never had the flu. As far as I know,

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I never had a flu shot, and I feel very blessed.

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Last year my wife had the flu. I didn't catch

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it right Now my wife has a sinus infection. I

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have not caught it. It's much easier to catch the

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flu than a sinus infection.

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Yeah, I used to.

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Get sinus infections every year. Now it's kind of like

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maybe every other year kind of a deal.

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But I feel very lucky.

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I'm usually good for at least one a year sinus infection, amazingly,

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And I knock on wood, I still have never had COVID.

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You know what that makes you?

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Tray, that makes you a COVID princess, congratulated with Tiara.

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I'm gonna get you a Tiara.

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I'm gonna get you some shoes, get you a little wane.

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That makes you a COVID princess. Congratulations, thank you. Yeah,

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that's feel from Disney.

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And it's fairly it's fairly amazing. Since I have been

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working in bars the whole time.

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That's where I wonder if being surrounded by alcohol helps

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kill some of those germs that you should be getting otherwise.

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I don't know.

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I'm not a I'm not a scientific person. I just

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make sure to maintain a certain level of alcohol in

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my system. I think is what works for me.

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That's what I used to do.

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But since I'm not drinking this month, I'm doing the

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dry January.

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I'm at high risk.

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Maybe there's some residual though hanging around that's protecting me,

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like ao alcohol fueled bubble. But uh yeah, flu season

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is in full effect, Raja, the flu. My wife has

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a sinus infection. Me I'm totally fine. And according to

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a story that I read, the holidays came with the

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side of flu for a lot of US forty states

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reported high or very high levels of illness last week.

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That's according to the latest government health data. And according

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to the Centers for Disease Control, they said, and I

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quote a lot of flu out there. That was said

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by Carrie Reid, representative from the CDC.

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A lot of flu out there. Thank you for that

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very informative tidbit.

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Yeah, And you know what, that's what cut through all

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the noise of all the news, of all the news

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and the flu research I was doing. Just seeing that

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one quote from the CDC that said a lot of

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flu out there.

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That's all I needed.

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That was perfect, a perfect little bike sized nugget that

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I could take with me and share with you, and

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I know to be careful because there's a lot of

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flu out there. So there you are, and I'm still

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stunned by the fact that, like I said, to the

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best of my knowledge, I have never had the flu,

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and I don't know how that is even possible.

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You're lucky. It's it's miserable when you get it.

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It is.

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It's terrible. I've had it at least three times, and

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the only time I ever truly thought I was gonna

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die from something like that was it was the flu.

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Wow. And that's what's so bad.

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I'm actually I'm a little terrified of it because since

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I've never had it, I'm worried that at some point

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my luck will run out and I'll get it. And

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I'm afraid, since I've never had it in forty five years,

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that the version of the flu I'll get will be

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the version that might actually kill me.

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Yeah, like the kangaroo flu or alligator some weird exotic

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animal flu.

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Yeah, if I.

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Start hopping around all of a sudden inside the treehouse,

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you'll know that my days are numbered.

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The pangolin flu, the what.

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Oh, the the pengulin that's that's that animal that kind

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of looks like an armadillo had sex with a art

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of choke.

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Trade. Do you know what a penguin is not?

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A clue.

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I've never heard of this, Jerry. How dare you teach

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us something inside the treehouse? Now?

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I got a google stuff.

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Is it?

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How do you spell it? P A n G A

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uh o l I n oh.

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Oh oh, there it is Pengoulin's animal.

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Uh oh.

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It's kind of cute.

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You're right, it does. It looks it looks a lot.

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It looks like a lot like an armadillo, just without

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the shell.

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Right, and instead of like porcupine spines, it's got those

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little triangular little art of choke looking.

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Is this a real animal or is this just literally

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an armadillo flashing me Jerry, No, that's a real animal, Okay,

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just making sure.

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Because it was voted one of the cutest animals in

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the world by National Geographic I think, okay, well, you

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know what, if.

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I have to get a specific type of animal flu,

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give me the pangolin flu.

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That looks cute.

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I always thought that was just a.

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A different kind of armadillo.

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So well, we've learned something new today, Trey, and it

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was totally unexpected.

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It always is with Jerry.

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Yeah, and you're welcome.

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Yeah, Jerry's our own version of a box of chocolates.

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Freehouse listeness online at freehouse on air dot com.

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Do you want to pinch me and find out what

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kind of gooum filled with?

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Oh?

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Ruined it?

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reach Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration. The website cookdfw dot com.

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Let's get Daniel Cook into the treehouse now. Now we

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talk a lot about the roof side of your business.

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That's probably the bulk of it, but you guys also

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do a lot of interior work. You do a lot

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of remodeling, and you don't just do it for your clients,

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you do it for yourself as well. Because you were

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just telling me that you and Carrie got you a

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new badass kitchen, right, Dan.

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It's been pretty crazy.

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We're doing a lot of work both in our house

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and of course for our clients, and so juggling all

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of those projects has been stressful. So we started with

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a full master bathroom remodel. I went ahead and did

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a custom walk in shower that's nine feet long and

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four feet wide. Holy all marble tile and tile everywhere

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and it looks really great. And cabinets, and then we

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decided to come out and do all new flooring all

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the way through the hole downstairs and then.

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Upstairs replace all the carpet. We did a whole bunch

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of all new baseboard upgrades and trim, and then I said,

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you know what, We're already got all this done. I

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guess let's do the kitchen too. So we ripped out

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the entire kitchen down to the studs and redid new cabinets,

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new countertops, put new courts, farm sinc in new undercounting lighting,

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new lighting, and the halos and the top. So, yeah,

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it's been a pretty aggressive freemodel here at the cook Household.

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And they can do the same for you. So that

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goes to show you sort of like the old Men's

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Warehouse spokesperson where he would say he's not only the president,

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but he's also a client.

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That's Daniel.

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He's gonna take that same level of expertise and quality

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craftsmanship that he puts into his home and he's going

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to put it into yours. Eight three to three cook

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I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Jerry called

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Well today. We were just talking about how flu season

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is in full effect. Raj has the flu, my wife

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has a sinus infection and if you're having sinus issues

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you're clogged up. There is one way guaranteed to clear

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your sinuses, cocaine. It's not an over the counter type

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of situation, but from what I've heard, turn your sinuses

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into a super highway.

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But it's not.

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You know, Cocaine's not always a good thing, especially when

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you put it on a ill placed Christmas sweater. Walmart

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is apologizing for it. Let it snow sweater that depicts

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Santa Claus with lines of cocaine. This is the time

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of year I'd love catching up on news to stories

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that came out over the holiday break, and this one's

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a doozy. Walmart Canada issued an apology after a Christmas

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sweater featuring Santa Claus behind a table with what appeared

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to be three lines of cocaine was made available on

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its website. The sweater, sold by a third party vendor,

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displayed the phrase let it snow beneath the image. Walmart,

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of course, responded to backlash by removing the product and

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stating quote, these sweaters do not represent Walmart's values and

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have no place on our website. We apologize for any

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unintended offense. The retailer clarified that the sweater was only

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listed on its Canadian website and not on Walmart dot

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Com in the United States. But this incident does highlight

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the ongoing challenges with third party sellers on e commerce platforms.

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This is not the first time Walmart has had to

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apologize for something on its website. Amazon has had to

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apologize for things like this as well. But this kind

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of stuf happened. Someone's looking for something and they find

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something from a third party vendor that offends them, and

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now it becomes a huge deal in Walmart or Amazon

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or whatever else. Dot com has to apologize because I

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don't know, there was you know, some third party fun

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things snuck in on the website. But you know a

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Christmas sweater that says, let it snow with three lines

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of cocaine in front of Santa.

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If anything, that's just good marketing.

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I want to buy it now.

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It has sold out.

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It's like, did someone know It's like, I don't know

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I don't know.

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About a month month and a half ago, Madonna's like

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a prayer started, you know, being sung in churches, and.

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Did anybody tell them, Well, clearly not before they put

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it out there, and then obviously then people told him.

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was really about.

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Do us a favorite tray? Enlighten us?

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What is Madonna's like her prayer really about.

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I believe it's about a flatio.

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That is correct. That was always my understanding of it.

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I didn't even have to google it.

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I was like, no, I'm pretty sure Madonna's not singing

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to Jesus right about. Whoever she's on her knees in

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front of is probably thanking him. But it's one of

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the weird things that I have to come to grips

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with no pundenty because like Her Prayer is one of

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my wife's favorite songs, and it's catchy, it's yeah, it's great,

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good songs. And then it's resurgence thanks to the Deadpool

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and Woolfveren movie has me conflicted even more about my

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appreciation for the song because here's a song about Fallatio

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between Deadpool and Wolverine as they walk out to take

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Whole mix of emotions, honestly, and and you know that

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Ryan Reynolds knows that that's the the source of the song, right.

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Is he intending it to be in there in the

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movie as well, or is he just really going surface

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just I don't know.

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and other in the windows in the movie. I'm gonna

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go he you know, there was a deeper meaning to it.

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Mm hmmm, yeah, like like how deep deep.

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Gagging?

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I feel like I remember, I still remember.

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when like Her Prayer first came out, and I like

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like like a conversation with my sister and either she

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I remember hearing them discuss it, and that was the

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first hint that I had that the song was more

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than just the words. Well, you met behind it.

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If you remember, the video caused a controversy because she

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kissed a black eye.

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The controversy wasn't as much of the song being about fallatio,

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but the fact that she was allegedly doing it on

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a black dude.

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Ah the eighties.

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And in a church obviously, yes, right, groundbreaking stuff.

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You like a virgin came out and she did the

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performance on MTV and it had everyone in an uproar.

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it's like, eah, really, it's like.

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It's pretty amazing when you think about it, though, because

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there she is in front of this huge audience of

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people singing a song about flatio and what's their reaction?

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All their mouths are wide open? What is it? Jerry?

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I don't even remember.

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Now, that's what happens. When that happens, you just forget

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all sorts of stuff. But you're really happy.

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Madonna. I was gonna slutty before slutty was cool, That's right.

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So the Golden Globes for Sunday Night. And I don't

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usually like talking about award shows because I don't watch

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them anymore. Not for anything political. It's just because I

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just kind of just don't really follow as much stuff

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as I used to when I was younger, so I

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feel lost most of the time. It's like when the

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Academy Awards come out, like the nominations, when't has you know,

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like Best Picture. I at least know most, if not all,

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of the movies. I may have only seen a couple

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of them, but I'm aware of all of them, and

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I don't typically really follow much about the Golden Globes,

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but I will admit that this past Golden Globes I

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was a little intrigued by because this, I think was

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the first time when I was going through looking at

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a bunch of the winners from the Golden Globes that

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there's like a couple of big winners that I had

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never even heard of. And I mean, I didn't know

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if it was a movie or a TV show. The

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only thing that told me that was the fact that

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it was in the category. So I was actually surprised.

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By that.

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One of the big winners that I'm talking about that

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I hadn't even heard of before from the Golden Globes,

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which was a Sunday night, was the Brutalist that sounds

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familiar to either of you guys.

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I've never heard of it.

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No, I'm it's funny because I actually watched a little

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bit of the Golden Globes. It's the first time I

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had watched any award show in ages, and yeah, that

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was one of the shows I had never heard of.

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And that's just it.

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You're even calling it a show you don't know if

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it's a movie or a TV show. You're right, it's

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according to the Golden Globe nominations and winners, it was

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a movie, okay, and it won for Best Drama, The

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Brutalist one for Best Drama at the Golden Globes. Movie

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and it stars Adrian Brody. I know who he is,

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but he won for Best Actor in a Drama for

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The Brutalist. Again, I never even heard of this movie.

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Not only have I never heard of it, I don't

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even know where it's available. I don't know what platform

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it's on. Also, Best Musical or Comedy Amelia Perez. That's

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not a person, that's a movie. I hadn't heard of

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that either. Granted it's a musical, so it's it's not

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exactly the top of my list of preferred viewing things.

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But again, yeah, I.

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Was shocked on that one because again, an A, I'm

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with you, I'd never heard of it, but b I

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figured it would just clean up on anything musical.

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Yeah, wicked, I was at least familiar with I've heard

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of it. That one for cinematic and box office Achievement.

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I don't know what that means.

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So they have they have now basically.

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They have a separate award for because I watched this

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part of it and it was, uh.

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Colin.

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Ferrell. Yeah, okay, whoever's in the one? H Colin Farrel.

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So he was explaining it that they now have an

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award specifically for the block butter movie, the big so

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there's like a separate category. See, the big movies aren't

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competing with the indie films.

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So it's basically the good job Award or you made

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them you made a lot of money at the box

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office award, good job something like that, all right, Yeah,

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because you would expect Wicked would win for Best Musical

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and it didn't. Instead it was a movie called Amelia Perez,

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which I was also surprised that one Zoe Zoe Saldana

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a Best Supporting Actor in that movie. And I think

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it's in Spanish. I didn't know she spoke Spanish. So

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I'm learning all sorts of things from the Golden Globes

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some other ones I hadn't even heard of. Sebastian stand

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that we all know as the Winter Soldier from the

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Marvel movies. He won for Best Male Actor in a

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Musical or Comedy for something called A Different Man.

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Yeah.

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Karen Culkin one of the Culkin Kids won. He won

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Best Supporting Actor for something called A Real Pain. Have

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not heard of that? Best Animated Movie Flow, never heard

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of that. Since the theme here, I'm feeling completely lost.

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Demi Moore won Best Supporting Actress for something I had

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never heard of. I figured she was nominated. Well, I

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actually didn't because she's not in Landman enough.

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But she was in the substance that's yeah. She won

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Best Female Actor Musical Comedy. Demi Moore in the substance

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That one I'd at least heard of, right, I've heard

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of that. Yeah, But then and you mentioned Demi Moore Trey.

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I saw a quote from her. She said, I've been

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in this business over forty five years, and it's the

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first time I've ever been awarded an acting award.

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That's amazing.

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Forty five years in the industry, had never received an award.

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That's wow.

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Yeah, hopefully she doesn't take that too personally. The other

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thing did I take issue with? And I've brought this

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up before. I'm not sure if you remember. I just

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want to mention this real quick. In the Golden Globes

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for Television, they gave for Best Actor in a Musical

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or comedy. The actor one Jeremy Allen White from The

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Bear on FX slash Hulu. I've seen all the episodes

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of The Bear. I kind of enjoy it, and it

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is in no way funny. It's not a musical. I

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don't understand how that show keeps winning in that category.

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It makes no sense.

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Yeah, I that one puzzles me too, because to me,

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that is anxiety inducing drama watching that show.

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So, yeah, they use the.

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F word more on that show than they ever did

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in The Sopranos. And this one's considered a comedy. And

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you're right right, it's like working in the service industry

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like you do in your in your other time when

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you're not inside the treehouse. That that that show is

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pure anxiety. Oh yeah, it's all about the restaurant business

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and all about the F words.

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Overall.

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Since you said you actually watched some of the Golden Globes,

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was it good? Did I miss anything other than being

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told about new shows and movies I never heard of.

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You know, I'm not a huge nicky Glazer fan, but

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she did fine.

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Yes, everyone, it was nice because for the most part,

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there there were no soapbox political speeches or anything else.

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It was everyone kept their political guns and their holsters.

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Yeah so uh.

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No, I mean again, my problem is the same as yours, Like,

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there are very few of the shows they mentioned that

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I had heard of or seen. I Conclave was about

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the only movie that that I had seen that was

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in the mix.

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Yeah, I didn't see anything unless I missed it. I

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didn't see any awards for Deadpool and Wolverine, and that's

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that to me, just takes any credibility away from the

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Golden Globes. Although Colin Ferrell did win for the Penguin.

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I've heard that's really good, and the ads online keep

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telling me it's really good. If anything else, I guess

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it just kind of boils down to h using some

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of the award shows as a discovery to find out

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what else is out there that I have not heard

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of and that I'm supposed to like. Well, now you've

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got a long list, long and distinguished. I'm sorry, I hate.

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with Trey and Jerry called well inside the Treehouse today. Uh, Trey,

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yesterday we had talked about I think you had mentioned

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how difficult you find it or how is it that people.

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I'm gonna start over the story we read. Yesterday's according

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to researchers, said that if you poop before exercise, you

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will have improved athletic performance. And in our discussion in there,

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you had mentioned something about how people can do a

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fast number two, and I was with you, I don't

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understand that. I can't rep my brain around that. I

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don't that's just it's foreign to me. And because we

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00:28:18.720 --> 00:28:20.880
talked about it, I guess my phone was listening, and

478
00:28:20.920 --> 00:28:24.839
that's when my phone served me up a suggested news

479
00:28:24.839 --> 00:28:27.400
story that it felt that I needed to know about.

480
00:28:27.880 --> 00:28:30.759
So I'm now going to share it with you. Doctors

481
00:28:31.119 --> 00:28:34.279
say people should not be on the toilet for more

482
00:28:34.319 --> 00:28:40.519
than ten minutes. Doctors warned that spending excessive time on

483
00:28:40.599 --> 00:28:44.240
the toilet often due to phone use can harm your health.

484
00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:48.960
Experts recommend limiting bathroom trips to five to ten minutes

485
00:28:49.000 --> 00:28:52.400
to prevent issues like hemorrhoids, we can pelvic muscles and

486
00:28:52.839 --> 00:28:58.240
rectal prolapse. Hmmm, whoa yeah.

487
00:28:57.319 --> 00:28:57.480
So.

488
00:28:59.319 --> 00:29:02.599
You know how the news media, which is technically US,

489
00:29:02.920 --> 00:29:08.680
gets accused of scare tactics to get clicks and views

490
00:29:08.720 --> 00:29:13.519
and to sell more ads. Leave today's Treehouse Show with

491
00:29:13.640 --> 00:29:16.759
this not a warning from US, but a warning from

492
00:29:16.799 --> 00:29:19.720
medical experts that says, if you spend longer than ten

493
00:29:19.759 --> 00:29:21.960
minutes on the toilet, your guts are going to fall

494
00:29:22.000 --> 00:29:31.240
out of your butthole. So keep that in mind the

495
00:29:31.359 --> 00:29:35.359
next time you're candy crushing it on the toilet, I

496
00:29:35.359 --> 00:29:38.200
should have said candy crushing it on the commode, or

497
00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:41.960
if you're angry birding while you go bobo, whatever the

498
00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:44.279
case is, if you're on the toilet longer than ten minutes,

499
00:29:44.960 --> 00:29:47.599
you're putting your intestines in danger.

500
00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:49.960
So you're welcome.

501
00:29:51.440 --> 00:29:53.160
I have noticed that my legs go to sleep for

502
00:29:53.279 --> 00:29:54.680
quicker now as I get older.

503
00:29:55.440 --> 00:29:56.119
You know what you need?

504
00:29:56.200 --> 00:29:59.160
You need one of those cushioned toilet seats that'll help that.

505
00:30:00.599 --> 00:30:01.519
You need a bad.

506
00:30:05.359 --> 00:30:07.319
Man if I was on the toilet regularly for less

507
00:30:07.319 --> 00:30:10.039
than ten minutes, then probably wouldn't have that issues. It's

508
00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:14.759
probably it's probably good for everybody if you're not worried

509
00:30:14.799 --> 00:30:16.640
about prolapsing your anus.

510
00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:20.240
They pushed so hard. That's what I don't understand. Because Trey,

511
00:30:20.240 --> 00:30:20.960
you brought this up.

512
00:30:21.039 --> 00:30:23.079
You said you couldn't understand how it is people can

513
00:30:23.160 --> 00:30:26.000
fast pooh, and I don't either. I think it's better

514
00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:28.200
to just kind of let things happen naturally. I don't

515
00:30:28.240 --> 00:30:31.480
think you're supposed to. I had to talk with my

516
00:30:31.599 --> 00:30:35.400
dad as a kid, right like the birds and the

517
00:30:35.400 --> 00:30:38.359
bees talk, but he never told me about the number

518
00:30:38.359 --> 00:30:41.079
two talk about you know, to push or not to push.

519
00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:43.559
I just kind of came to it on my own

520
00:30:44.000 --> 00:30:47.400
where I don't think it feels smart or good to

521
00:30:47.559 --> 00:30:48.400
force the issue.

522
00:30:50.680 --> 00:30:52.119
Where do you guys fall on that.

523
00:30:55.000 --> 00:30:58.039
I do not force the issue. I've never had a

524
00:30:58.039 --> 00:31:01.440
problem when they urge hits me, it's it's time.

525
00:31:01.680 --> 00:31:07.519
So yeah, I got I've seen it before. I think

526
00:31:07.559 --> 00:31:10.279
in like in a movie or a television show, someone says,

527
00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:11.880
all right, I'll bear it back.

528
00:31:11.920 --> 00:31:14.079
I gotta go, uh, you know, go to the bathroom.

529
00:31:14.079 --> 00:31:16.279
But the way they say it, they're implying that they

530
00:31:16.279 --> 00:31:19.079
have to go make it happen, and I don't.

531
00:31:19.720 --> 00:31:22.519
That doesn't seem good for you, mm hmm.

532
00:31:24.119 --> 00:31:27.880
And I'm assuming tray that in order to speed pooh

533
00:31:28.119 --> 00:31:30.319
you have to force the issue. That was a really

534
00:31:30.359 --> 00:31:31.759
bad poem and I didn't mean for it to be.

535
00:31:34.400 --> 00:31:37.440
I mean, sometimes it's just ready and you just you know,

536
00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:40.039
you can be quick about it, like I've never won

537
00:31:40.079 --> 00:31:42.519
that that spends an excessive amount of time on the toilet.

538
00:31:43.000 --> 00:31:44.720
I I don't know.

539
00:31:44.839 --> 00:31:46.920
But you also said that you don't understand people that

540
00:31:47.039 --> 00:31:48.559
speed pooh, So I said, I don't.

541
00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:50.400
Understand people who can pooh on command.

542
00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:53.319
Uh.

543
00:31:53.359 --> 00:31:56.279
That is weird, like because the story initially it was

544
00:31:56.359 --> 00:31:59.400
like if you you know, pooh before you exercise it

545
00:31:59.680 --> 00:32:00.799
in hey, this is your performance.

546
00:32:00.839 --> 00:32:02.079
I'm like, well, who now?

547
00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:03.559
And then it came out that they were given a

548
00:32:03.599 --> 00:32:06.720
laxative to do that, which is you know, cheating, but

549
00:32:07.599 --> 00:32:10.480
because no, I it's performance enhancing.

550
00:32:10.759 --> 00:32:17.200
Yeah, great, laxatis are now performance enhancing drugs.

551
00:32:17.839 --> 00:32:21.640
So I like, I'm envious of people that just go

552
00:32:21.680 --> 00:32:25.160
every day and are regular. I just never I've never

553
00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:28.519
been so lucky.

554
00:32:28.599 --> 00:32:33.119
So if you if you Jerry, you're with me, right,

555
00:32:33.960 --> 00:32:36.519
m hmm, okay, Trey, how is it then?

556
00:32:36.880 --> 00:32:37.720
Uh?

557
00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:41.759
If you if you don't do stuff when you're going

558
00:32:41.799 --> 00:32:44.559
to the bathroom, what do you do? Like you just

559
00:32:44.640 --> 00:32:49.559
you just sit go and then you leave. Yeah, you don't.

560
00:32:50.400 --> 00:32:52.559
You don't use that as part of your productivity time.

561
00:32:54.759 --> 00:32:56.240
I mean it's one of the very few times in

562
00:32:56.279 --> 00:32:58.759
my day that I actually multitask. I can go to

563
00:32:58.799 --> 00:33:01.039
the bathroom and you know and show prep on my phone.

564
00:33:02.559 --> 00:33:06.440
I you know, sometimes I'll be looking at at you know,

565
00:33:06.599 --> 00:33:08.880
Instagram or TikTok or something for a little bit. But

566
00:33:08.920 --> 00:33:12.440
then once the once, once things start happening, you know,

567
00:33:12.480 --> 00:33:14.759
I put the phone down and tend to business.

568
00:33:16.200 --> 00:33:24.359
Really Yeah, that's amazing. That's kind of me too. You

569
00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:26.000
you put the phone down.

570
00:33:28.880 --> 00:33:31.359
Uh, I mean, I'm taking care of business and I'm

571
00:33:31.359 --> 00:33:33.440
still on the phone. But once, you know, once you

572
00:33:33.599 --> 00:33:35.920
when once you pinch it off and the deed is done,

573
00:33:36.039 --> 00:33:38.519
then you put the phone down, you take care of

574
00:33:38.559 --> 00:33:40.559
it and you go. You don't sit there any extra time,

575
00:33:42.599 --> 00:33:45.000
you know, because you're on Because because I'm on the phone,

576
00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:47.240
I don't sit there any any extra I'm only in

577
00:33:47.240 --> 00:33:49.480
there long enough to get the thing done.

578
00:33:50.039 --> 00:33:52.920
How often do you how often do your legs fall asleep?

579
00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:04.400
That it sounds like rarely, It's it's it's less now

580
00:34:04.559 --> 00:34:09.519
because I've been, you know, actively making sure that I

581
00:34:09.599 --> 00:34:13.360
was in there less.

582
00:34:13.559 --> 00:34:17.000
So instead of a dry january where people stop drinking,

583
00:34:17.039 --> 00:34:23.119
you're trying to have a I don't have anything prepared

584
00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:24.400
on this because I don't know that.

585
00:34:24.239 --> 00:34:25.000
That was a thing.

586
00:34:25.440 --> 00:34:27.159
A lot of people try to cut down on their drinking.

587
00:34:27.159 --> 00:34:28.840
You're trying to cut down on your time sitting on

588
00:34:28.880 --> 00:34:32.719
the toilet. Yes, Trey, your leg's ever fallen asleep?

589
00:34:36.920 --> 00:34:40.960
Yeah, I think back, like, I'm sure at some point

590
00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:43.719
they have. But that's not, like I said, I'm I'm

591
00:34:43.760 --> 00:34:46.800
pretty efficient with it. I'm not not there to waste

592
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:47.400
a lot of time.

593
00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:48.760
You're not dilly dillying.

594
00:34:49.000 --> 00:34:54.840
Yeah, Well apparently this, uh, these these doctors are talking

595
00:34:54.880 --> 00:34:57.199
directly to me now when they say it's not healthy

596
00:34:57.239 --> 00:34:59.760
for you to spend more than ten times, when they

597
00:34:59.760 --> 00:35:01.480
say it's not healthy for you to spend more than

598
00:35:01.519 --> 00:35:03.480
ten minutes on the toilet, well.

599
00:35:03.320 --> 00:35:04.239
That was that was me too.

600
00:35:04.320 --> 00:35:07.199
My leg's falling asleep was my wake up call that

601
00:35:08.519 --> 00:35:10.679
probably spending too much time in there, which is why

602
00:35:10.719 --> 00:35:13.840
now I'm trying to cut back on time.

603
00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:17.159
Yeah, if you know you've been spending too much time

604
00:35:17.199 --> 00:35:19.360
on the toilet, is as if when you try to

605
00:35:19.400 --> 00:35:23.639
stand up exactly your face plant into the wall in

606
00:35:23.639 --> 00:35:25.639
front of you, then yeah, it's probably time.

607
00:35:25.519 --> 00:35:25.960
To cut back.

608
00:35:28.599 --> 00:35:31.920
We're also bad that you can't get up oh at all?

609
00:35:33.159 --> 00:35:33.320
Dan?

610
00:35:33.400 --> 00:35:34.960
How often do your legs fall asleep?

611
00:35:36.400 --> 00:35:37.599
This isn't about me, tree Head.

612
00:35:41.280 --> 00:35:43.960
This is about just a public service announcement that we're

613
00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:46.920
doing here inside the Treehouse to tell people, Hey, it's

614
00:35:46.920 --> 00:35:49.320
not good if you spend too much time sitting on

615
00:35:49.360 --> 00:35:49.880
the toilet.

616
00:35:50.159 --> 00:35:52.840
It was the padded seed advice, something that you know

617
00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:53.679
from experience.

618
00:35:59.280 --> 00:35:59.880
I have.

619
00:36:01.679 --> 00:36:02.960
Very little to add on this topic.

620
00:36:08.280 --> 00:36:09.320
You're listening to the.

621
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Tree whole house.

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623
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626
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630
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631
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Let's let's let's get off the toilet talk. It is Tuesday,

632
00:37:10.079 --> 00:37:14.719
January seventh, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate with some birthdays

633
00:37:16.280 --> 00:37:24.239
birthdays today inside the Treehouse, We're looking at so many

634
00:37:24.320 --> 00:37:26.639
birthdays there is not sorry, I just found it. Blue

635
00:37:26.639 --> 00:37:30.639
Ivy Carter, she is thirteen. That's Beyonce and jay Z's daughter.

636
00:37:30.679 --> 00:37:35.199
Blue Ivy turns thirteen today. Marcus Scribner, who plays Andrey

637
00:37:35.320 --> 00:37:41.239
Junior on Blackish twenty five. Michael Sam is thirty five today.

638
00:37:41.280 --> 00:37:43.760
He was the first openly gay player in the NFL.

639
00:37:44.719 --> 00:37:48.599
The Rams cut him in twenty fourteen. That was after

640
00:37:48.639 --> 00:37:50.960
they drafted him like the sixth or the seventh round,

641
00:37:50.960 --> 00:37:53.840
I can't remember exactly which. Then the Cowboys picked him

642
00:37:53.880 --> 00:37:56.480
up for a little while and they also ended up

643
00:37:56.480 --> 00:37:58.519
cutting him, and then he played in Canada for a bit.

644
00:37:58.519 --> 00:38:02.559
Then he retired in twenty fifteen. So I remember he

645
00:38:02.639 --> 00:38:05.360
was a defensive player of the Year in his collegiate conference.

646
00:38:05.400 --> 00:38:08.039
I think out of is it Missouri, yes?

647
00:38:08.159 --> 00:38:13.079
Or Iowa yeah? And then, like so many other.

648
00:38:14.679 --> 00:38:19.280
NFL players, or like so many other college players who

649
00:38:19.280 --> 00:38:21.559
tried to make in the NFL. It didn't work out,

650
00:38:22.119 --> 00:38:23.960
but everyone remembers his name because he was the first

651
00:38:23.960 --> 00:38:26.639
openly gay one. Obviously wasn't the first gay one. He

652
00:38:26.719 --> 00:38:29.559
was just the first openly because when you just think

653
00:38:29.559 --> 00:38:34.079
about the statistics of it, there were others, and I

654
00:38:34.119 --> 00:38:37.199
think if you even came out of the closet after

655
00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:41.239
that to say, yeah, I'm gay two But then it

656
00:38:41.280 --> 00:38:43.000
seemed like all the rest of them shut themselves back

657
00:38:43.039 --> 00:38:43.519
in good.

658
00:38:43.400 --> 00:38:47.079
And tight, because I don't think.

659
00:38:47.639 --> 00:38:49.639
I think I can only think of one other NFL

660
00:38:49.719 --> 00:38:51.039
player that I think was open.

661
00:38:54.079 --> 00:38:57.840
I couldn't think of one. I was like, that's still

662
00:38:59.360 --> 00:39:01.920
and honestly, for most of sports, that's something that's still

663
00:39:03.280 --> 00:39:08.800
you know, there obviously statistically have to be there players

664
00:39:08.840 --> 00:39:12.440
that are gay, but you just don't. In men's sports,

665
00:39:12.440 --> 00:39:15.400
that still seems to be something that's taboo.

666
00:39:16.079 --> 00:39:17.320
Yep uh.

667
00:39:17.400 --> 00:39:20.320
There has been only one player who has publicly come

668
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:23.320
out as gay or bisexual while being an active player

669
00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:28.760
in the NFL. That is Carl Nassib. Carl Nassib, that's

670
00:39:28.760 --> 00:39:30.719
the one I was thinking of. I don't know how

671
00:39:30.760 --> 00:39:32.119
many teams he's been with. I don't know what he's

672
00:39:32.119 --> 00:39:35.400
at least with the Browns at one point and the Raiders,

673
00:39:36.119 --> 00:39:39.559
so what come again? Just like like I said, they

674
00:39:39.559 --> 00:39:43.719
seem to, uh, it's almost like like a groundhog stick

675
00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:45.920
their head out. I'm gay and then everyone's like where.

676
00:39:46.039 --> 00:39:47.320
Then they go, I'm gonna I'm gonna go back up

677
00:39:47.320 --> 00:39:54.360
my hole. Now that's a bad pun. I'm sorry you yeah,

678
00:39:54.480 --> 00:39:59.360
right when I said it. Jesus other birthdays. Today, we've

679
00:39:59.400 --> 00:40:05.639
got Robert Sheehan is thirty seven. He plays Klaus on

680
00:40:05.719 --> 00:40:11.440
The Umbrella Academy. Lindsay Vonseca is thirty eight. She was

681
00:40:11.480 --> 00:40:14.119
on the Turner in Hoots TV series, Ted's Daughter on

682
00:40:14.159 --> 00:40:17.519
How I Met Your Mother, also on Nikita and Peggy's

683
00:40:17.599 --> 00:40:22.320
best Friend Angie on Agent Carter so Side Actor type

684
00:40:22.480 --> 00:40:27.199
Brett Dalton speaking of marvel stuff, Brett Dalton is forty two.

685
00:40:27.199 --> 00:40:31.039
He played Grant Ward on Marvel's Agents of Shield. Lauren

686
00:40:31.119 --> 00:40:35.239
Cohen is forty three. Most famously played Maggie on The

687
00:40:35.280 --> 00:40:39.679
Walking Dead. John Rich from Big and Rich is fifty one.

688
00:40:39.760 --> 00:40:42.840
Jeremy Renner, also from the MCU, is fifty four today

689
00:40:42.880 --> 00:40:49.159
plays Hawkeye Dougie. Doug turns fifty five today from one

690
00:40:49.159 --> 00:40:56.559
of the all time Olympic film greats, cool Runnings. I'm

691
00:40:56.559 --> 00:40:58.199
not ashamed to say, but I feel like that's an

692
00:40:58.239 --> 00:40:59.199
underrated film.

693
00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:02.199
Trey.

694
00:41:02.280 --> 00:41:04.239
You're searching your brain like is it is it?

695
00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:04.599
Really?

696
00:41:04.679 --> 00:41:05.000
Is it not?

697
00:41:05.440 --> 00:41:08.480
I mean I thought, I mean, because it was popular

698
00:41:08.480 --> 00:41:10.679
at the time, got a lot of I don't know

699
00:41:10.719 --> 00:41:12.920
that I would say it's underrated. I've it was a

700
00:41:12.960 --> 00:41:16.519
good film. But John Candy, Oh, I always loved his stuff.

701
00:41:17.840 --> 00:41:19.760
He's He's an actor that whenever I see him in

702
00:41:19.840 --> 00:41:22.280
something that i've that I'll rewatch. Obviously he's not doing

703
00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:24.880
anything new. I truly miss him. Like when I rewatched

704
00:41:24.880 --> 00:41:28.519
Home Alone over the holiday season, I watched him in that.

705
00:41:28.599 --> 00:41:30.800
It's like, God, I miss him. I would He's one

706
00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:32.760
of those like there's lots of people that have left

707
00:41:32.760 --> 00:41:35.199
this world too soon, sooner than you would like, and selfishly,

708
00:41:35.239 --> 00:41:37.719
I really wish we still had him. Uh, there's there's

709
00:41:37.719 --> 00:41:40.119
a bunch that are gone that I'm like, Eh, that's okay.

710
00:41:40.599 --> 00:41:43.000
Rob Robin Williams is the one that that every time

711
00:41:43.039 --> 00:41:46.880
I see something that I miss him, Like, yes.

712
00:41:47.719 --> 00:41:49.599
I at least like if if if the two of

713
00:41:49.639 --> 00:41:51.519
them were in front of me and I could choose

714
00:41:51.639 --> 00:41:54.960
one to bring back, I would choose John Candy only

715
00:41:55.039 --> 00:41:59.559
because he left so much, sooner than Robin Williams did.

716
00:41:59.559 --> 00:42:03.119
I feel like Robin Williams had a more had a

717
00:42:03.239 --> 00:42:07.320
larger filmography and more diverse because he lived longer. I

718
00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:09.920
feel like if John Candy lived. Yeah, so yeah, they

719
00:42:09.920 --> 00:42:11.199
were both in front of me. I'd want to bring

720
00:42:11.239 --> 00:42:11.920
back John Candy.

721
00:42:13.239 --> 00:42:13.800
What about you?

722
00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:19.039
Oh, Robin Williams, I would have loved to watch him

723
00:42:19.119 --> 00:42:24.199
take roles as he aged that. I think he was

724
00:42:24.239 --> 00:42:26.840
just not only was he a brilliant comedian, but he

725
00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:30.639
you go back and look at his his films, he was.

726
00:42:30.599 --> 00:42:31.320
A great actor.

727
00:42:31.679 --> 00:42:33.400
Oh, I'm with you, and I don't don't think that.

728
00:42:33.559 --> 00:42:36.320
I don't take the answer I gave lightly. That's I'm

729
00:42:36.360 --> 00:42:39.480
a huge fan of both. But that's why I feel more.

730
00:42:39.719 --> 00:42:42.119
My heart is fuller with Robin Williams because I got

731
00:42:42.159 --> 00:42:43.559
more oven than I did a John Candy.

732
00:42:43.559 --> 00:42:46.119
So that's why, Jerry, what about you? I would also

733
00:42:46.199 --> 00:42:49.840
have to go with Robin Williams. I agree with Trey,

734
00:42:50.000 --> 00:42:54.039
you know is starting to age into those you know,

735
00:42:54.119 --> 00:42:59.559
those those characters like the like Chrush used to say,

736
00:42:59.559 --> 00:43:04.079
the uncle, the checkered past or the like the drug

737
00:43:04.119 --> 00:43:08.480
burnout that has come back around now or like the

738
00:43:08.519 --> 00:43:09.079
graand the.

739
00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:11.239
Old guy, the old guy with wisdom to share and

740
00:43:11.280 --> 00:43:13.000
funny stuff, right.

741
00:43:12.840 --> 00:43:13.440
You know, I.

742
00:43:15.320 --> 00:43:17.159
Was looking forward to that. And he is he's he's

743
00:43:17.199 --> 00:43:19.480
he's great when he's when he's the bad guy, he

744
00:43:19.760 --> 00:43:22.239
is scary as hell.

745
00:43:22.639 --> 00:43:24.320
What was the film where he was the bad guy?

746
00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:27.719
Was it a photograph or yeah?

747
00:43:27.840 --> 00:43:29.599
One hour photo, one hour photo.

748
00:43:29.840 --> 00:43:32.679
He wasn't really not really a bad guy in that

749
00:43:33.199 --> 00:43:37.079
he was creepy as hell, but he was creepy, creepy af.

750
00:43:38.400 --> 00:43:39.079
Other birthdays.

751
00:43:39.159 --> 00:43:42.159
Nick Cage is sixty one, which, by the way, if

752
00:43:42.199 --> 00:43:45.559
you have not seen the movie where he plays himself,

753
00:43:45.800 --> 00:43:47.239
I highly recommend that one.

754
00:43:48.639 --> 00:43:50.960
He was on the Golden Gloves. He introduced somebody at

755
00:43:50.960 --> 00:43:55.239
the Golden Gloves and didn't look near as bad as

756
00:43:55.280 --> 00:43:55.960
I thought he would.

757
00:43:58.760 --> 00:44:03.480
And also just a more quick birthdays. Katie Couric formerly

758
00:44:03.480 --> 00:44:06.280
at The Today Show, is sixty eight. David Caruso of

759
00:44:06.440 --> 00:44:11.679
CSI Miami is sixty nine. Sam O Hung who is

760
00:44:11.920 --> 00:44:14.840
Jackie chan sidekicking a number of films, He's seventy three today.

761
00:44:15.000 --> 00:44:18.960
He also starred in a show called Martial Law. Leave

762
00:44:18.960 --> 00:44:21.840
it up to America to completely stereotype and ruin an

763
00:44:21.840 --> 00:44:22.800
Asian man's career.

764
00:44:24.360 --> 00:44:28.400
If you have not seen a picture of David Caruso lately,

765
00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:29.360
you should google that.

766
00:44:30.920 --> 00:44:33.440
Hmm, am I gonna be able to tell the difference

767
00:44:33.440 --> 00:44:35.159
between him and a melted candle.

768
00:44:40.199 --> 00:44:41.679
If it was a red candle. Maybe not.

769
00:44:43.639 --> 00:44:45.000
At the pumpkin spice candle.

770
00:44:50.480 --> 00:45:05.119
Jordan Treehouse. Listen us online at Treehouse on Airs dot com.

771
00:45:04.639 --> 00:45:08.079
Engin engine.

772
00:45:09.719 --> 00:45:13.800
You're listening to the Treehouse visits online at Treehouse on

773
00:45:13.920 --> 00:45:16.960
Air dot com.

774
00:45:17.239 --> 00:45:20.320
I'm danil Mally along with Trey Trentholm and Jerry Caldwell

775
00:45:20.400 --> 00:45:25.159
inside the Treehouse today just going through birthdays and today

776
00:45:25.400 --> 00:45:30.159
is David Caruso's birthday from CSI Miami. He was also

777
00:45:31.039 --> 00:45:36.400
one of the original detectives on NYPD Blue and Trey

778
00:45:36.480 --> 00:45:39.079
you said he has not aged very well.

779
00:45:40.119 --> 00:45:41.320
That would be an understatement.

780
00:45:41.559 --> 00:45:44.599
Time has whooked his s all right. He is sixty

781
00:45:44.679 --> 00:45:47.239
nine years old today. Jerry, you said you you saw it.

782
00:45:47.679 --> 00:45:51.199
He looks every bit of it with you know, when

783
00:45:51.199 --> 00:45:53.639
you're trying to age somebody in a show, that is

784
00:45:53.679 --> 00:45:56.199
not the direction. I think anybody would have gone that

785
00:45:56.199 --> 00:45:58.880
that is not good. All right, Let me let me

786
00:45:58.880 --> 00:46:00.440
look him up real quick. I got I got to

787
00:46:00.440 --> 00:46:02.239
see how bad it is David Caruso.

788
00:46:03.639 --> 00:46:08.079
Uh, what do you type in currently the current photo?

789
00:46:08.440 --> 00:46:10.440
All I did was type in David Caruso and you'll

790
00:46:10.440 --> 00:46:12.239
see a picture of him from not too long ago.

791
00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:19.400
Let me see, this is all old stuff. Let me see.

792
00:46:19.760 --> 00:46:27.440
Oh holy oh oh. You ever see the memes where

793
00:46:27.440 --> 00:46:30.400
it talks about how like some old men, the older

794
00:46:30.440 --> 00:46:32.679
they get, they turn into old lesbians.

795
00:46:35.559 --> 00:46:39.039
H huh see that, you see that right there? That's

796
00:46:39.079 --> 00:46:42.280
why I pay attention to that. To the dues and

797
00:46:42.320 --> 00:46:44.119
don'ts when you turn fifty, That right there.

798
00:46:45.000 --> 00:46:48.079
Oh there's dues and don'ts when you turn fifty. I mean.

799
00:46:50.920 --> 00:46:54.000
You hear them all the time, and it's like okay, okay, sure,

800
00:46:54.039 --> 00:46:56.360
But then when you hit fifty, then you start getting

801
00:46:56.360 --> 00:46:59.239
the mailers. You start getting it from the doctors. I

802
00:46:59.280 --> 00:47:06.199
mean doctor, it's changed irrevocably when you turn fifty. You know,

803
00:47:06.360 --> 00:47:08.599
eat this, don't eat that, don't sit on the toilet

804
00:47:08.599 --> 00:47:10.199
this long, don't do this, don't do that.

805
00:47:12.559 --> 00:47:15.480
So so these are all things you're now living by,

806
00:47:16.920 --> 00:47:25.320
or at least trying to any of them been a challenge. Like, honestly,

807
00:47:25.320 --> 00:47:28.000
I like eating right taking care of yourself shouldn't be

808
00:47:28.119 --> 00:47:30.000
something that you should only do when you hit fifty.

809
00:47:30.039 --> 00:47:33.719
It just sounds like good advice in general. It is

810
00:47:33.920 --> 00:47:38.800
good advice in general, but it becomes so much more

811
00:47:38.840 --> 00:47:41.400
important when you turn fifty that even if you've been

812
00:47:41.400 --> 00:47:43.920
doing it, they're still going to be like, all right,

813
00:47:43.960 --> 00:47:46.280
you really need to like pay attention to it. You know,

814
00:47:46.920 --> 00:47:49.519
you're talking about getting a flu shot earlier. You know,

815
00:47:49.559 --> 00:47:52.480
it's like, eh, you know, he's in his thirties, twenties, thirties, forties,

816
00:47:52.519 --> 00:47:54.360
never had a flu shot. Oh you're fifty. You need

817
00:47:54.400 --> 00:47:58.079
a flu shot. You need a COVID booster, you need this,

818
00:47:58.239 --> 00:48:05.320
you need you know, all these different things. Pneumonia, pneumonia vaccine, Shinrick's.

819
00:48:06.480 --> 00:48:09.800
There's a pneumonia vaccine. Yeah, I don't even know that.

820
00:48:10.280 --> 00:48:11.239
Mm hmmm hmmm.

821
00:48:11.719 --> 00:48:16.400
So today I've learned about pangolins, flu vaccines, and then

822
00:48:16.440 --> 00:48:17.880
I spend too much time on the toilet.

823
00:48:19.360 --> 00:48:22.199
Mm hmm. Those those, those are all all bad things.

824
00:48:23.119 --> 00:48:26.480
Was that in like a really odd AARP mailer you received?

825
00:48:26.840 --> 00:48:30.880
Oh AARP is bad about the little mailers with the

826
00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:32.920
list of things that you that you need to be doing.

827
00:48:34.800 --> 00:48:37.239
Oh yeah, there there's something new to be afraid of.

828
00:48:37.599 --> 00:48:38.719
Past fifty.

829
00:48:39.039 --> 00:48:40.679
Do you have their Do you have their app?

830
00:48:40.800 --> 00:48:41.079
Because?

831
00:48:42.000 --> 00:48:42.199
Yeah?

832
00:48:42.199 --> 00:48:45.079
If you get notifications, you get lists every day of losing,

833
00:48:45.159 --> 00:48:47.800
don't oh fantastic?

834
00:48:48.000 --> 00:48:48.679
Uh huh?

835
00:48:48.760 --> 00:48:49.599
Do you get you get?

836
00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:52.639
Do you get like an additional discount if you sign

837
00:48:52.679 --> 00:48:56.480
up for the SMS text messages you get like the

838
00:48:56.559 --> 00:48:58.000
double early bird specials.

839
00:48:59.599 --> 00:49:02.960
Well, there's there's some you're some notifications you get where

840
00:49:03.039 --> 00:49:05.760
you know, it's just like, oh, man, like you know

841
00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:11.440
a sex questions for older you know people, Is it

842
00:49:11.440 --> 00:49:15.000
okay to you know, have sexual desire? And one of

843
00:49:15.039 --> 00:49:16.719
them was it, you know, is it okay to masturbate

844
00:49:16.719 --> 00:49:17.480
in your seventies?

845
00:49:19.199 --> 00:49:19.440
Yes?

846
00:49:19.880 --> 00:49:23.280
Say that again. It was like, is it okay to

847
00:49:23.360 --> 00:49:24.679
masturbate in your seventies?

848
00:49:35.599 --> 00:49:36.800
I'm gonna get out of here now.

849
00:49:40.719 --> 00:49:46.559
I got too many thoughts and visuals dancing around in

850
00:49:46.639 --> 00:49:48.480
my forty five year old head that I don't want

851
00:49:48.480 --> 00:49:49.039
to see.

852
00:49:49.920 --> 00:49:52.400
You got five more years to worry about it. I

853
00:49:52.440 --> 00:49:53.440
don't want to think about.

854
00:49:54.920 --> 00:50:00.519
If the nursing home is a rocket some of the

855
00:50:00.559 --> 00:50:05.639
highest cases of you know, cases of sexual or STDs

856
00:50:05.880 --> 00:50:06.519
nursing homes.

857
00:50:06.679 --> 00:50:08.159
Yeah, and I'm fine with that.

858
00:50:08.360 --> 00:50:13.639
You know get it, Grandpa, but don't get it Grandpa.

859
00:50:15.199 --> 00:50:19.519
For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse on air dot com.

860
00:50:19.559 --> 00:50:21.639
You can also find and follow us on social media.

861
00:50:21.639 --> 00:50:23.840
For me, it's at the Daniel Mally. For Trey it's

862
00:50:23.880 --> 00:50:26.800
at Trey Trindholme one. And for Jerry it's at that

863
00:50:26.960 --> 00:50:30.360
Jerry goott see you tomorrow, right here inside the Treehouse