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For once, Cowboy's fans have had enough and aren't going to the Thanksgiving game, you'll be shocked at the ticket prices. Some parents are mad at Netflix for "normalizing" divorce, FEMA tells us what to do in the event of a nuclear bomb, efforts to end gate lice are growing, and CERN has found a ghost. But first, Birthdays!

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It is time to leave your worries outside and maybe

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maybe a few family members and laugh with us inside

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the Treehouse on the day before Thanksgiving, Wednesday, November twenty seven,

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twenty twenty four. You are welcome. I'm Daniel Malley along

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with Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell on a very Turkey

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edition of the Treehouse. And speaking of things Thanksgiving, one

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of the great traditions of Thanksgiving in this country in

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modern times is the Clash of the Titans. It's football

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on Thanksgiving, which means that tomorrow at twelve thirty Texas time,

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we will be subjected to the Detroit Lions playing the

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Chicago Bears. And as if that's not enough to make

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you throw up your sweet potatoes, then we all get

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to witness our Dallas Cowboys, our being me and Trey,

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big Cowboys fans, our Dallas Cowboys taking on the New

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York Football Giants.

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And sadly, I mean, what was always the crap game

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was the Detroit game. Who is the best team, probably

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the best team in the NFL.

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Yeah, so from a records perspective, the Lions. The Lions

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are ten and one. Let that sink in. Wow, The

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Lions are ten and one, the Bears are four and seven,

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so not exactly an electric divisional matchup. Chances are the

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Lions will beat the Bears and no one will be surprised.

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The only thing surprising in that game is how the

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Bears have won four games at all. But then not

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to be outdone the afternoon delight the Dallas Cowboys at

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four and seven now versus the two and nine New

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York Giants. Let me just say real quick, based on

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the outcome of Sunday's game Cowboys and Commanders, if I

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was a headline rider, it would have been Cowboys get

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out offled by thirty four to twenty six, because that

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was while while it was an entertaining fourth quarter, that

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is a really bad football game.

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My headline would have been Cowboys f up losing that.

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That would have been a good one as well.

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Because what a pointless win at this point, I mean.

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Yeah, it really is. It needs to be the goal

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of every true Cowboys fan is just to have such

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a bad season. All you do is improve your draft

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position by losing as many games as possible. Well, they

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screwed that up on Sunday, and to beat the Commanders.

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But because of that, it had me wondering, what are

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the ticket prices like at AT and T Stadium in

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Arlington for a Cowboys Giants because Terrey you mentioned to

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us off the air that the ticket prices were really

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low for that game. And I don't know if the

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ticket prices went up at all. Because the Cowboys actually

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won on Sunday, they.

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Have gone up a bit, but let me the ask

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has gone up a bit. They're still literally now because

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the Thanksgiving game it was always the Red Kettle game,

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Salvation Army, big halftime performance, huge seller, like what probably

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they're besides opening game, probably the biggest selling game for

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the Cowboys.

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Yeah, so what are tickets for the Thanksgiving game Cowboys

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versus Giants going for?

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Well, you can get upper deck for fifty seven dollars.

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An upper deck seat or an upper decker from the

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Jones family.

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Upper deck seat for as low as you know in

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the fifties. You can get do the standing, you know,

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the corral, which usually I think are eighty dollars tickets,

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they're twenty one. Oh.

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Is that the same as the party pass? I think

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I don't know, Or is the corral like the outside

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dying and party pass they let you inside, but then

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I'll just sit down.

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I honestly don't. It just says standing ticket for okay,

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you know some of the lower level like prime seats

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are going in the mid one hundreds now, like I said,

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And it's when if you look at like I was

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looking at a ticket seating app, and you know they

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have like one color if there's tickets available, another color

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every section in the stadium there are tickets available.

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So good news.

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Yeah, so I have a feeling day of there are

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gonna be some bargains to be had.

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Oh, get some good walk up seats.

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Or it's gonna be very embarrassing.

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So what you do then is after you here's what

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you do when you take the wrapping off of your turkey,

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save it. Save that and then you can wear it

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and cut some eye holes to the game if you

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decide to go. So, while the ticket prices are drastically

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lower for the Thanksgiving Day game compared to what normal

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ticket prices are when the Cowboys are winning, you still

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got to pay to park, right. Are are those going

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for any sort of a bargain or is that where

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they're making up the difference.

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I did not look at parking I.

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Imagine there's still you know what, I bet they're still

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going to find a way to you on the parking

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that is the Cowboys way.

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I mean, I think, yeah, I think the fu on

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parking is just permanently built in. I I but I'm

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gonna guess some of these tickets do come with parking.

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I don't know, I've what do you think is cheaper

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tickets for the Cowboys Giants game at the stadium? Or

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stuffing your mom? I mean your mom's stuffing. Yeah, you

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know what, I'm gonna let the first questions stand. I

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think that's fair.

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Still, that's it's just it's literally aws up.

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Yeah, Oh, I mean it is comical looking at the

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seating chart, like, without exaggerating, there are tickets available at

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every section of that stadium.

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That's not typically the case. No, even if it's the

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visiting team's fans buying out seats, they're almost always sold

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out or at least close to it.

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Fifty on a normal.

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Clear your throat, big guy, hear there's a respiratory illness

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going around. But I us you and Jerry fighting through it.

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What would you you know? Fifty yard line seats normal

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when the Cowboys are doing well. What would you think they'd.

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Go for m I'll say, don't want to blow your bed.

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Fifty yard line at and T Stadium and the Cowboys

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are doing well, I'll go four fifty. Huh. I don't know.

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I've never paid to watch a game at that stadium.

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I always I always got in for free with my

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media badge.

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Fifty yard line seats normally are a thousand plus. No, yeah,

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I'm not paying that for a football game. And they're

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they're sub four hundred.

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There's sub four hundred right now, and they normally go

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for well over one thousand.

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Yeah. You know that those little dugouts like they have

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now at the stadium, like where you're like literally.

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You're actually below the field but you look up at Yeah, yeah, yeah, those.

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Are those are usually the hottest ticket there. Like those

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those like are they they're like sweets and they.

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Either like sweets and they're really pretty on the inside

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when you walk back underneath the stadium. I know because

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I remember watching a game I watched, uh. I think

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they still call it the Southwest Classic. I remember watching

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a football game there with Greg Hill from a Texas

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A and M Fame. It was the A and M

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Arkansas football game. And you're right, those seats they are

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hot seats. But to me, they're hot just because you're

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your eyes are at the level of players butts, which

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means if they fart, You're right, Trey, it's pretty hot.

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So if you want to smell, if you want to

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smell what the players were eating for Thanksgiving, go get

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those seats.

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Yeah, those are Those are typically very very expensive. They're

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they're like a sweet I I can't imagine. I have

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never been in them, but there's nothing about that seating

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level that looks appealing because your your line of sight

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is crap.

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It's ass. Yeah, you're gonna see ass, you're gonna smell ass.

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So those those are the ass seats at the at

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the stadium. Keep that in mind, would you, when you're

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perusing the tickets at AT and T Stadium. And I

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also think that that's probably like, was that the when

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they were designing the stadium, whoever built it, designed it,

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did they say, and they were gonna have these seats

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that are kind of low. So in case you have

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people all they want to do is stare at butts,

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these are the seats for them.

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Yeah, I think so, because I think also with those

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seats you also get I think they come with regular

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seats too, and I think you can rotate people down

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there or whatever. But you know, but people love them.

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It's a big deal.

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You get the sights, the sounds, and of course the

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smells of at and just so happy Thanksgiving.

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going around because parents are spellbound by Netflix. And I

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mean that in a bad way.

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Uh.

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There's a new movie out on Netflix called Spellbound. It's

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the new animated film. It's immediately claimed a place at

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the top of the Netflix streamer's global movie chart, but

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it's taken a big hit in its review scores after

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sparking controversy over its depictions of divorce. So this is

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an animated movie on Netflix. It's called Spellbound, and some

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parents on Rotten Tomatoes are displeased with its depictions of divorce.

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The family movie has become the subject of many complaints

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from angry parents who are not happy with the film's

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message that divorce is okay. Well, the movie's been praised

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for its vibrant animation and star studded voice cast, which

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includes Rachel Ziegler, Javier bardem Nicole Kidman John Lithgow. A

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significant number of reviews on Rotten Tomatoes have slammed the

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movie for having what they believe are inappropriate themes for

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children to be subjected to at a young age, unlike

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the children's subjective to divorce at a young age. These

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parents just don't like their kids seeing it in a cartoon.

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Spellbound tells the story of elienn Or Eleon or I

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Don't Know, a young princess voiced by Rachel Ziegler, who

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embarks on a magical adventure to save her kingdom of

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Lumbria after her parents are transformed into monsters. By a

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mysterious spell, Ellien must uncover the truth behind the curse

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while handling her own personal growth. As these movies demand.

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With music by acclaimed composer Alan Mankin and lyricist Glenn Slater,

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Spellbound promised to be a callback to several Disney movies

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of the past. However, there are several reviewers who have

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slammed the movie for normalizing the subject of divorce, which

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they believe is not something that should be promoted as

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being all right for young children. One review by Kelly

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a young girl trying to save her parents who've been

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turned into monsters is just a moronic ploy to help

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normal divorce to children. Don't normalize divorce, it is not normal.

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Another urged parents to watch the movie first before allowing

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their children to see it, by saying, I strongly not

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recommend watching this movie with kids. Seriously all caps, as

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a parent, watched the movie first before showing it to

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your child, and the side if your child should hear

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about divorces at their age from a movie for children,

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or prepare yourself for questions like mommy, daddy, will you

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leave mother to this movie normalizes divorce. Divorce is already

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normal to kids. I think it's time the animated films

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catch up. I don't think it's necessarily bad that they divorce,

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that a cartoon depicts things that happen in real life.

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I do find it unfortunate that parents are mad that

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a cartoon is making them talk to their children about

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things that they don't want to talk to them about, or.

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That aren't a lot of you know, animated stuff, fairy tales,

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anything based on like the kid being an orphan. Yeah.

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So, I mean this starts out happier than the majority

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of Disney movies have started out in its history, at

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least this way, both parents are alive exactly. Bamby started

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out mom dead. That was the formula for years. It

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was like, okay, how did the movie start? Well, you

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gotta kill a parent and then they go on the

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hero's journey and then something happens with the other parent

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and King Yan King Dad dies, so he's gotta go

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save mom. A's all of them, Peter, what happens to Dumbo?

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Oh my god, poor Jesus Christ, Dumbo. I think people

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need to take I'm sorry, but I got to say

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it some of these parents gotta take a chill pill.

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Well, and I believe the divorce rate is still like

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fifty one percent, so it is in fact normal.

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It is normal. But the thing is, these angry Rotten

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Tomatoes reviewers don't like having to talk to their children

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about difficult subjects unless they have to do it in

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real life. It just makes me so mad. I can't

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stand it when people do this. It's like they shouldn't

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learn about this. It's it's normalizing divorce. They shouldn't be

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hearing about this. Blah blah blah blah blah. When we

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just brought it up that other animated films are killing

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off parents left and right. At least they're alive to

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start this film. I don't know how it ends, but

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you know, at least starts with at least a little

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bit hope.

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And are you passionate about this because you're like, at

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least they had parents.

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Oh yeah, that's true. Coming from someone that didn't have

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parents for the first three months of his life, I

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think this people should shut up be happy this kid

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has parents at all. I mean, if this was a movie,

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if this was a Disney movie about my childhood, it

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had been really really sad. In fact, it still kind

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of is. I just I just hate it when some

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parents get all up in arms because they're forced to

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have difficult conversations with their kids. Well, here's the thing.

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You don't have to have difficult conversations with your kids

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if you stop letting them watch TV all by themselves

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while you go do whatever else. Stop planting your kid

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in front of a TV and letting the TV raise

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your children, especially if you're going to be that pissed

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off about it.

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Yeah, well, I mean, in my mind, of all the

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things kids face today, I mean, and the fact that

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they have access to the Internet and way too much

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information for generally for their age, divorce is on the

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lighter side of things. It really is.

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I mean, what happened. I mean, imagine if this movie

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started out like it's still called Spellbound, but it started

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out with her finding dad's hidden tab on his computer

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and maybe that's the reason for the divorce, And then

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you know why those rotten tomatoes parents would be so

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mad because now the kids know how to find their

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secret hidden tabs. That would be some serious review, Bobby. Plus,

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also imagine how awkward it's gonna be if they find

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out that Dad secretly into all that family stuff, the

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step siblings. Never mind, you know what I mean.

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I thought you were gonna go with pegging.

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All right. I don't think any of us are ready

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for animated pegging.

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Trey and Jerry. Just in time for Thanksgiving, Just in

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time for Turkey, as the bird gets pulled out of

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the oven. How to survive a nuclear attack. According to FEMA,

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famous timing couldn't be better. Uh, And I mean that sincerely,

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because as the specter of World War three looms with

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tensions rising, FEMA has stepped in with a guide to

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surviving a nuclear attack. It's actually kind of updated from

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the uh just basically stick your head between your knees

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and kiss you're asked goodbye type stuff from the sixties. No,

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this actually signals the grim possibility as the war in

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Ukraine intensifies, Middle Eastern conflicts heat up. FEMA's instructions echo

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the bygone Cold War era, offering a modernized set of

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protocols for Americans to safeguard their families against the destructive

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power of a nuclear explosion. It's underscored by a newly

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released map indicating which regions would be safest in the

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event of an escalation by putin alongside another mapping out

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the devastating effects on the United Kingdom should nuclear missiles

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be launched. FEMA's stark advice is outlined in their latest release.

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Nuclear explosions can cause significant damage and casualties from blast,

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heat and radiation, but you can keep your family safe

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by knowing what to do and being prepared if it occurs,

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and then, of course they present it as fundamental survival resource.

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FEMA further explained that nuclear weapons could range vastly in

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size from small portable devices to missiles, emphasizing the unpredictability

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of such attacks. The peril of nuclear explosions is not

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just the initial bright flash, blindness or the ensuing blast

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wave oh no, which can wreak havoc on people and

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structures miles away, but post explosion radiation threatens cellular injury

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and sickness, while the thermal energy promises widespread burns and

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property destruction. So I'm sure you're curious. What does femus

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suggest if you're about to be blown up by a

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nuclear war? First off, prepare, Identify shelter locations while you commute.

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Identify appropriate shelters to seek in the event of a

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day nation. Outdoor areas, vehicles and mobile homes do not

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provide adequate shelter. They want you to go inside. Okay,

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some of the places they recommend inside would be the

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nearest building. That's to avoid radiation, brick or concrete are best.

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Remove any contaminated clothing, and wipe or wash unprotected skin.

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If you're outside after the fallout arrived, go to the

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basement or middle of the building and stay away from

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the outer walls and roof. Then stay inside for twenty

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four hours. On less local authorities provide other instructions. So

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this is all assuming you've survived the initial blast and

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the blindness and the fire and you know, the judgment

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day incineration type stuff. Go inside, sorry, have a bath. Yeah,

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go inside, draw bath, Maybe throw some some less radiating bubbles.

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Yeah, contaminated mm hmm.

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As soon as you get into the tub your skin

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falls off. Yeah. Oh man, but uh, famous femis giving

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you hope. Man, if that happens, they're giving you hope

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and giving you more tips to follow.

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And uh do they address e MPs.

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Uh, they do a little bit. I'm glad you brought

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that up. Let's see. Uh where is the e MP section? Oh,

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come on, I just saw it. Give me a second,

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I'm gonna find it. Get inside, do this, do that?

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And oh yeah.

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An additional threat is an electromagnetic pulse capable of crippling

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electronics far beyond the blasts heart. So that's really all

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they really say about the.

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Yeah, I mean this is yes, the obviously the detonation

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bad hurt a lot of people, But I mean we're

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a society that when the signal lights go out, everything

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falls part. Now imagine with an EMP going off at

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everyone's electronics are bad.

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It's it's apocalyptic, it really is. Everyone's gonna turn into

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mad Max. But instead of us looking for gasoline, we're

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all gonna be looking for a Wi Fi stick. That's

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just sad.

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But I bet the uh but I bet the Cowboys

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seat prices will be a hell of a lot cheaper.

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We are back inside the Treehouse now the day before Thanksgiving,

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and there's a lot of travel that's going to happen

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today and more traveling, it's going to happen throughout the weekend.

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It is one of the busiest travel times of the year.

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And perhaps you're going to be traveling via via air,

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maybe you're taking American Airlines somewhere. Well, American Airlines, American

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Airlines is making waves lately, in a good way, not

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because they fell into the ocean. Good waves. Actually, Number one,

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we first told you about gate lice a while back.

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Gate lice is the term that's been given to the

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people that try to board a flight before it's their turn.

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So like, if you're on an American flight and you're

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say group four, you're going to board group four, but

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there's other people that are group seven. Well, what happens

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is the gate lice, or what sometimes I refer to

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as those in front of me, will cut the line

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and get into your group four seating even though their

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boardings not till group seven. They are known as gate liights,

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and American Airlines rolled out a pilot program pun intended

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two curb gate lice figuratively, not literally, although I'd love

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to see them curbs and line cutters. I think it'd

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be awesome just stomp on the back of their head,

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run on a curb. Anyway, I'm a little violent today.

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I'm getting it all out before breaking bread with family

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and stuff. So they rolled out this program where an

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alert would happened at the gate if you were trying

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to board at the wrong time and cut the line,

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and then the gate agent would politely ask you to

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step out of line. You're trying to be gate license.

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The program has done well so far, so well that

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they decided to expand it from the three airports that

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they were testing it in to over one one hundred

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airports around the country. So that's a win for all

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of us that paid attention in kindergarten and learned to

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take turns and how not to cut in line, which

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a lot of us have just eschewed an adulthood. The

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other thing is this, if you're one of those crazy

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people that tries to open up a door or a

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hatch during a flight passengers on American Airlines, well they're

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not going around. They're not going to let you do it.

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Because on a recent flight to Dallas on American Airlines,

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a group of passengers had to hold down and duct

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tape a guy who was trying to open the door

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of the plane mid flight. This is one of the

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passengers talking about restraining this dude.

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There's no time. He was two feet from the door.

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It was just chaos. He was going for the door,

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and so I just grabbed the guy from behind and

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kept him from pulling the thing on the door. You know,

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we were on our knees holding him down.

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Remember the movie Airplane, mh Remember when everybody on the

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plane was lined up to just slap the ever living

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out of that one passenger. If I was one of

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the passengers on this flight restraining the man trying to

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open up the emergency hatch, that's what it would look like.

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I would hold him down. Or in this case, if

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they have some duct tape on board, which seems to

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be standard now, duct tape is asked to the chair

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00:29:50.599 --> 00:29:53.200
and then everyone on board gets to line up and

468
00:29:53.319 --> 00:29:56.440
take a shot. I think that seems fair. I think

469
00:29:56.480 --> 00:29:59.400
that sounds like fun. It's some good old fashioned in

470
00:29:59.519 --> 00:30:02.960
flight and entertainment that even Spirit Airlines couldn't charge for.

471
00:30:03.039 --> 00:30:04.799
Although if they want to got a bankruptcy, that would

472
00:30:04.799 --> 00:30:05.359
be one angle.

473
00:30:07.400 --> 00:30:10.480
I just can't. You're right, hey, it does seem like

474
00:30:10.480 --> 00:30:12.640
every flight you hear about now does have duct tape?

475
00:30:12.680 --> 00:30:13.119
Which is.

476
00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:16.839
They all used to have peanuts, but because if some

477
00:30:18.240 --> 00:30:21.240
I don't know tholes peanut allergy, we can't have peanuts

478
00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:24.720
on planes anymore. But apparently duct tape is a thing.

479
00:30:24.759 --> 00:30:29.160
I guess that's part of the security protocol on board,

480
00:30:29.359 --> 00:30:30.880
is just to make sure you've always got to roll

481
00:30:30.880 --> 00:30:33.839
a duct tape next to the you know, the the

482
00:30:33.880 --> 00:30:36.400
life preservers and the unlikely event of a water landing,

483
00:30:37.079 --> 00:30:42.680
things falling off the airplane. Yeah, but yah, yeah, yeah,

484
00:30:42.720 --> 00:30:44.559
and yeah, just imagine one of the flight attendants crawling

485
00:30:44.559 --> 00:30:47.559
out onto the wing mid flight and just duct taping it. Yeah,

486
00:30:47.559 --> 00:30:49.720
you're right. Duct tape seems to be a standard thing

487
00:30:49.720 --> 00:30:50.240
on flights.

488
00:30:50.279 --> 00:30:53.160
Now, is that? Did we replace air marshals with a

489
00:30:53.240 --> 00:30:53.759
duct tape?

490
00:30:54.359 --> 00:30:59.519
Probably we just didn't tell anybody, which was smart. That

491
00:30:59.519 --> 00:31:02.039
had to be pretty hard on cut down day, like

492
00:31:02.039 --> 00:31:04.400
when the layoffs hit and they got to tell a

493
00:31:04.440 --> 00:31:08.000
bunch of the federal air marshals all right, look, we're

494
00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:10.559
going to do some cutbacks, so we're have to lay

495
00:31:10.599 --> 00:31:13.799
you off and instead of having you on flights, we're

496
00:31:13.839 --> 00:31:16.319
just going to replace you with duct tape. That's got

497
00:31:16.319 --> 00:31:19.400
a sting not as bad if you're one of the

498
00:31:19.400 --> 00:31:21.519
passengers who's duct taped to a chair and the line

499
00:31:21.519 --> 00:31:26.680
of passenger other passengers are ready to take their shots.

500
00:31:27.799 --> 00:31:29.119
I feel like in this day and age, you really

501
00:31:29.160 --> 00:31:31.279
have had to have lost your ever love and mind

502
00:31:31.319 --> 00:31:32.599
to do anything on a plane.

503
00:31:33.200 --> 00:31:36.480
H Yeah. I think it's almost like it needs to

504
00:31:36.480 --> 00:31:40.240
be an automatic like fifty one to fifty psychological hold

505
00:31:40.599 --> 00:31:43.440
if you do anything to interrupt a flight, despite the

506
00:31:43.519 --> 00:31:48.000
myriad instructions that you were given, if you in any

507
00:31:48.079 --> 00:31:52.720
way molest this flight plane or people on board, not

508
00:31:52.920 --> 00:31:54.960
only are you going to get duct taped to your

509
00:31:55.039 --> 00:32:00.119
seat and then over and over and over again by

510
00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:04.480
everybody on board, you're also going straight to the looney

511
00:32:04.519 --> 00:32:09.720
bin afterwards. I'd also be okay with having an emergency

512
00:32:09.720 --> 00:32:12.359
hatch that they can just drap a parachute to your

513
00:32:12.359 --> 00:32:14.039
ass and just drop you wherever you are.

514
00:32:14.400 --> 00:32:31.960
I'll screw the parachute.

515
00:32:26.759 --> 00:32:31.720
Drinks for everybody, because we're all accomplices now.

516
00:32:33.519 --> 00:32:34.279
Unlesson Spirit.

517
00:32:36.880 --> 00:32:38.279
Yeah, they're gonna charge extra for that.

518
00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:42.480
Yeah, you're.

519
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Visit us online Freehouse on air dot com. You're in

520
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521
00:33:11.440 --> 00:33:13.599
Be sure to, like you said, check out all things

522
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Treehouse at Treehouse on Air dot com. And while you're there,

523
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look on the lower right hand side of the website.

524
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You can see a little microphone. You can click on

525
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526
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527
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Just click on that little microphone, leave us a message

528
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529
00:33:31.359 --> 00:33:34.519
By the way, Jerry, we're getting messages now from Treehouse listeners.

530
00:33:34.519 --> 00:33:41.400
We'll send you the files for what For people if

531
00:33:41.440 --> 00:33:43.839
they want to interact with the show, there's a little

532
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function at Treehouse on Air dot com. They click on

533
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the microphone and leave a voicemail basically is what it is,

534
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and it gets sent to us here inside the Treehouse.

535
00:33:51.400 --> 00:33:56.759
Sweet yeah, not too shabby. Also, you are a lead

536
00:33:56.759 --> 00:34:02.079
producer of the Treehouse Talkback function. Congratulations, yeah, Jerry.

537
00:34:02.680 --> 00:34:03.359
Kind of promotion.

538
00:34:04.319 --> 00:34:07.319
Meanwhile, back inside the regular portion of the Treehouse, Daniel

539
00:34:07.319 --> 00:34:10.559
Malley along with Trade Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell, who just

540
00:34:10.679 --> 00:34:14.280
learned about his new business function on the show. Very exciting.

541
00:34:14.800 --> 00:34:15.719
Lots to be thankful for.

542
00:34:16.079 --> 00:34:18.280
Well, I wonder if it's still you know, and this

543
00:34:18.320 --> 00:34:22.079
will give you flashbacks as former call screener, but I

544
00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:27.320
mean if you say something like, you know, Ford sucks.

545
00:34:27.079 --> 00:34:34.559
Oh, Gerga Lloin's here, it comes. Oh yeah. That's also

546
00:34:34.559 --> 00:34:41.079
how Jerry romances women. It's his opening line. All right,

547
00:34:41.480 --> 00:34:44.679
let's jump into this. It is Wednesday, November twenty seven,

548
00:34:44.719 --> 00:34:52.039
twenty twenty four, so let's celebrate with some birthdays. Today.

549
00:34:52.519 --> 00:34:57.079
Layla on Nashville. The actress is Aubrey People's She is

550
00:34:57.280 --> 00:35:01.960
thirty one today. Allison Pill turns thirty nine. She's from

551
00:35:01.960 --> 00:35:05.000
an American horror story cult, and she's also on HBO The

552
00:35:05.039 --> 00:35:09.639
Newsroom as Maggie Jordan. Jaliel White, best known as Steve

553
00:35:09.800 --> 00:35:14.519
Erkele on Family Matters, is forty eight today and forty

554
00:35:14.519 --> 00:35:16.039
eight today, and yes.

555
00:35:16.159 --> 00:35:16.880
He did do that.

556
00:35:17.800 --> 00:35:22.400
Twista is fifty one. Elizabeth Marvel, who plays President Keen

557
00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:26.000
on Homeland, and she was also presidential candidate Heather Dunbar

558
00:35:26.119 --> 00:35:29.320
on House of Cards. She is fifty five today. Michael

559
00:35:29.440 --> 00:35:36.599
Vartan from Alias is fifty six today, and I think

560
00:35:36.639 --> 00:35:38.960
he's also on the show. I'm not even sure if

561
00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:41.840
it's still on TV. I think it's the mentalist. I

562
00:35:41.920 --> 00:35:46.800
think that's him. He's fifty six today. Mike Tyson's ex

563
00:35:46.840 --> 00:35:51.679
wife Robin Gibbons is sixty. Of all the people that

564
00:35:51.719 --> 00:35:54.239
have given thoughts and opinions on the Tyson Paul fight,

565
00:35:54.559 --> 00:35:56.480
I haven't heard anything from Robin Gibbons on that.

566
00:35:58.239 --> 00:36:03.320
You haven't heard anything from Robin Gibbons twenty years.

567
00:36:03.320 --> 00:36:07.440
It seems like, I believe probably the last time she

568
00:36:07.519 --> 00:36:13.079
was on the witness stand against Mike. Actor Fisher Stevens

569
00:36:13.239 --> 00:36:17.079
is sixty one. He is Marvin Gerrard on the Black List,

570
00:36:17.239 --> 00:36:23.440
and we know him best as Ben Steve Gutenberg's scientist

571
00:36:23.480 --> 00:36:26.559
buddy Ben in the Short Circuit Movies. Yeah, keep in

572
00:36:26.639 --> 00:36:30.079
mind the Indian guy in the Short Circuit Movies is

573
00:36:31.440 --> 00:36:33.679
portrayed by a white guy named Fisher Stevens. Keep that

574
00:36:33.760 --> 00:36:38.960
mine also celebrating a birthday today from Kung Pao Enter

575
00:36:39.000 --> 00:36:42.199
the Fist. Steve Odekirk is sixty three. He's also a

576
00:36:42.199 --> 00:36:45.679
screenwriter who has written or contributed to the scripts for

577
00:36:45.960 --> 00:36:49.400
Ace Finchura, to all the Nuinety Professor movies, Patch Adams

578
00:36:49.719 --> 00:36:55.599
Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, and he also directed Ace Fincura too,

579
00:36:56.000 --> 00:36:58.920
So he's kind of a Hollywood powerhouse. A lot of

580
00:36:58.920 --> 00:37:02.039
sequels in there, A lot of sequels in there, but

581
00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:05.480
some really really good, like Patch Adams's phenomenal movie and

582
00:37:05.960 --> 00:37:08.920
aish Ventura two. Look. I love the original, I love

583
00:37:08.960 --> 00:37:12.000
the original. Ace Ventura is awesome. But I gotta be honest.

584
00:37:12.599 --> 00:37:14.719
I think the hardest I have laughed in the ace

585
00:37:14.840 --> 00:37:18.679
Ventura movies was in Aceventura two when Jim Carrey crawls

586
00:37:18.679 --> 00:37:22.480
out of that rhino but gets me every single time.

587
00:37:23.880 --> 00:37:26.559
It honest. I'm smiling just thinking about it right now.

588
00:37:27.960 --> 00:37:32.480
Other birthdays today, speaking of powerhouses, Bill Ny the Science

589
00:37:32.519 --> 00:37:38.920
Guy is sixty nine today and one other very notable

590
00:37:39.039 --> 00:37:42.880
birthday inside the Treeouse. He's a phenomenal character actor, memorable

591
00:37:42.920 --> 00:37:47.159
in everything that he does. Curtis Armstrong is seventy one.

592
00:37:49.840 --> 00:37:59.199
He is Booger in Revenge of the Nerds, whoa phenomenal

593
00:37:59.360 --> 00:38:02.079
He's the one. He's the one that uttered the famous phrase.

594
00:38:03.280 --> 00:38:08.280
Also kind of a salty we've got bush.

595
00:38:08.719 --> 00:38:09.800
He's aged like a booger.

596
00:38:09.840 --> 00:38:15.320
Two. You're right, it's it's pretty sad when you start

597
00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:20.840
to look like your most famous character. Yeah, and it's

598
00:38:20.920 --> 00:38:21.440
kind of sad.

599
00:38:24.599 --> 00:38:28.119
You're listening to the tree House, visit us online at

600
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Treehouse on Air dot com.

601
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602
00:38:52.679 --> 00:38:55.000
Don't forget to give us a follow on social media.

603
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It's at Treehouse on Air. That's at Treehouse on Air

604
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605
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us a like and a follow. That would be fun.

606
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But most importantly, the best thing you can do as

607
00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:10.840
a listener of this fine program is share the show

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with a friend. So whatever platform you're listening on, just

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get a little drop down thing and hit share and

610
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we would appreciate it. Back inside the Treehouse now, the

611
00:39:19.039 --> 00:39:23.559
day before Thanksgiving, Dan and Trey and Jerry Caldwell with you.

612
00:39:23.960 --> 00:39:26.480
I hope you have a great Thanksgiving, a great Turkey day.

613
00:39:27.199 --> 00:39:29.119
I want you to keep I want you to keep

614
00:39:29.159 --> 00:39:33.480
something in mind as you're around the table, hopefully with

615
00:39:33.519 --> 00:39:39.840
people you enjoy and you need some interesting table conversation.

616
00:39:39.920 --> 00:39:45.039
Here's one for you. Put your fork down, actually know what,

617
00:39:45.199 --> 00:39:47.280
keep your fork up. Just kind of hold it up.

618
00:39:47.559 --> 00:39:48.800
I'm gonna do it with a pen right now, but

619
00:39:48.840 --> 00:39:51.199
just kind of hold it up. Maybe we'll have like

620
00:39:51.199 --> 00:39:52.840
a little piece of turkey on the end of it.

621
00:39:52.920 --> 00:39:54.760
And it's kind of like you start to eat it,

622
00:39:54.800 --> 00:39:57.119
and you take it iron out and you hold it up.

623
00:39:57.400 --> 00:40:00.599
It's kind of half nod on, and you ask everybody

624
00:40:00.599 --> 00:40:05.519
at the table, hey, did you hear that science may

625
00:40:05.559 --> 00:40:09.639
have just discovered ghosts? And then just put the fork

626
00:40:09.679 --> 00:40:11.159
back of your mouth beneath the piece of turkey and

627
00:40:11.239 --> 00:40:13.079
just go back to eating and just see, just see,

628
00:40:13.280 --> 00:40:16.239
just see what sort of a conversation that spurns.

629
00:40:16.920 --> 00:40:23.400
Because it's happened. It has absolutely happened. All the fears, Okay,

630
00:40:23.440 --> 00:40:26.199
maybe not all the fears, but all the tinkering and

631
00:40:26.239 --> 00:40:30.400
meddling that physicists had been doing at CERN in Switzerland,

632
00:40:31.920 --> 00:40:34.079
the big you know, I don't even know what the

633
00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:37.559
hell it is, but the particle particle collider. There you go,

634
00:40:37.800 --> 00:40:40.559
the particle collider that everyone was worried about years ago

635
00:40:40.599 --> 00:40:42.840
when they turned it on would actually form a black

636
00:40:42.840 --> 00:40:46.039
hole and eat our solar system in an instant. Well,

637
00:40:46.039 --> 00:40:49.039
that didn't happen. So the worst of your concerns or

638
00:40:49.079 --> 00:40:51.880
the worst of our imaginations has not come true. But

639
00:40:51.920 --> 00:40:56.440
something else terrifying has been discovered at CERN in Switzerland.

640
00:40:56.480 --> 00:41:00.880
Are you ready? Here we go? According to scientists at CERN,

641
00:41:01.320 --> 00:41:06.599
a mysterious entity was detected inside their particle collider. Physicists

642
00:41:06.599 --> 00:41:10.800
claim they have captured and calculated the characteristics of a

643
00:41:10.920 --> 00:41:15.760
ghost like structure, an invisible entity that can alter the

644
00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:19.719
paths of particles. Another way to look at it, or

645
00:41:19.760 --> 00:41:23.440
another way to say it is scientists at CERN have

646
00:41:23.559 --> 00:41:27.840
revealed the discovery of a four D phantom in their

647
00:41:27.880 --> 00:41:38.079
super proton syncotron. So science has discovered ghosts, or more specifically,

648
00:41:38.239 --> 00:41:42.719
science was playing around. All these physicists in Switzerland were

649
00:41:42.800 --> 00:41:45.880
playing around drinking some spiked hot chocolate at the CERN

650
00:41:46.000 --> 00:41:53.599
SuperCollider and what did they find? A goddamn phantom?

651
00:41:53.880 --> 00:41:55.519
Or they've opened up a fourth dimension to hell.

652
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:01.840
And here I was thinking I was the glass half

653
00:42:01.880 --> 00:42:02.320
full guy.

654
00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:07.880
And I'm sorry though, Dan, But you know, if you're

655
00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:11.920
at a large Thanksgiving gathering, you know, at the table,

656
00:42:12.119 --> 00:42:16.159
a whole lot of people, the appropriate subject will go,

657
00:42:16.320 --> 00:42:18.400
you know, take your I agree with the average fork,

658
00:42:18.599 --> 00:42:22.000
a little piece of turkey on it, go So who'd

659
00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:23.760
you vote for? Take a bite, walk away?

660
00:42:31.639 --> 00:42:36.000
Yeah that I believe that just about do it. Yeah,

661
00:42:36.039 --> 00:42:40.760
I think you can chew on that fork and a

662
00:42:40.760 --> 00:42:43.639
little piece of meat and then just drop that bomb.

663
00:42:49.880 --> 00:42:51.000
Then watch it from the street.

664
00:42:51.960 --> 00:42:53.199
Drop the fork on the table.

665
00:42:57.960 --> 00:43:02.840
The fork drop that is a that is a Thanksgiving

666
00:43:02.920 --> 00:43:03.760
move to behold.

667
00:43:05.320 --> 00:43:10.480
If I had a big family, man, I have one,

668
00:43:10.800 --> 00:43:12.440
and I know who they all voted for.

669
00:43:14.480 --> 00:43:17.119
Well, you have fun with that, Jerry. From all of

670
00:43:17.199 --> 00:43:21.360
us inside the treehouse to you, we wish you a

671
00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:26.039
very happy Thanksgiving, no matter what the table conversation might be,

672
00:43:27.079 --> 00:43:29.559
and if you feel like it, tell a few those

673
00:43:29.599 --> 00:43:32.920
family members about us and how you too could have

674
00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:37.079
a FOURK drop moment at your house. Have a great Thanksgiving.

675
00:43:37.280 --> 00:43:39.960
Lots to be thankful for, and if you don't have

676
00:43:40.039 --> 00:43:42.440
lots to be thankful for, then at least be thankful

677
00:43:42.440 --> 00:43:46.360
that you're alive to complain about. We'll see you next time,

678
00:43:46.400 --> 00:43:47.800
right here inside the treehouse.