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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley along with
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Trey Trenholm today Thursday, March sixth two thousand and five.
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Hello Trey, Hello Daniel.
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The thing we are going to start with today, I
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contemplated saving it for the end of the show because
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in previous times we would usually find something really good
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and save it for the end of the show. But
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times have changed now the smart thing is to do
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that really good thing first, right.
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How previous are we talking because there was a previous
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iteration where someone you could give someone something good and
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they couldn't keep it until the four o'clock hour.
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We've learned a lot over the years, a whole lot.
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Yeah.
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Some of those lessons that we've learned were public. Some
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of those lessons that we've learned we've kept behind the curtain.
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They just maintained some mystery. But the sort of answer
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the question you're posing, we would hide things right or
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say we were still working on them right, therefore staving
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off the premature execution of said bit. We however, this iteration,
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the Treehouse Show is pretty good.
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At discipline.
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Yeah, as I said, we have a lot more discipline,
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a lot more.
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You know how, I know you and I have a
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lot more discipline than others.
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Because we're here every day.
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We're alive. That's part of it.
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Being alive helps planet. Yeah, in my forty five years
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on this planet, I've learned that being alive is beneficial.
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Being on time is also nice. Being nice is nice.
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Anyway I could go on. The point is, instead of
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saving this tidbit for the end of the show, I
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want to start the show off on the right foot.
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All right, Okay, So.
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I recently learned some new information that I want to
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share with you. Now.
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Did you know that, thanks to their very fibrous diet,
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gorillas fart.
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Almost non stop?
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I did not know that.
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Gorilla's fart almost non stop things to their fibrous diet.
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You remember the movie Gorillas in the Mist? Yes, Now
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I think this myst is story of Jane Goodall. Yeah,
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doesn't that make joke? Doesn't that make Jane Goodall's work
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all the more impressive? And I'm pretty sure I saw
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that movie. I mean it's an old movie, Gorillas in
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the Mist. I'm pretty sure I saw it as a kid.
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I feel like now I should rewatch it with fresh
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eyes now that I've now that I know this information
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that I don't think was in that film.
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But yeah, I mean it makes sense, it does.
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But they a lot of fruit and things. Maybe it's
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not that stinky. I don't know.
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I don't know, but according to the information I have
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recently discovered, gorillas magnificent herbivores are renowned for their impressive
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size and social complexity, But alongside their grandeur comes a
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less dignified trait, near constant flatulence. Their diet rich in
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fibrous leaves, stems, and bamboo fuels a robust digestive process.
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Gut bacteria work tirelessly to break down this tough material,
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generating copious amounts of gas as a byproduct. This natural
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process results in frequent and audible emissions, a common occurrence
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in gorilla habitats, which sheds even newer light and fresh
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perspective on gorillas, especially the ones that are in captivity,
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because then they're basically just hot boxing themselves all the time.
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Can you imagine if at the zoo, the you know,
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those the clear walls that you can visually interact with
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the gorillas. Can you imagine if they had tiny holes
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to where you could breathe in.
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Oo.
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Be just a bunch of just just just bodies piled
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in front of the gorilla exhibit.
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Now, I think think about as the videos of when
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you see gorillas upright walking on two feet and you
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just feel like they're running towards the bathroom with a
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wisconstant sound effect going oh am, I gonna make it,
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I'm I gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. What
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do they care?
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You know, It's like they shouldn't they fling it? Yeah,
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they don't have the social hang.
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Ups that we do. Yeah, they just they just walk
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and rip.
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I will say, though, I've never never thought about that,
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is you know, gorilla's duck walking around.
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Some might be shy, have some sort of performance anxiety
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you have to go and go behind the tree.
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Yeah, I can imagine having you know, an entire.
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School field trips staring at you might make you a
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little self conscious when you need to go.
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Number two in the habitat.
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I wonder if Coco ever, you know, signed pull my finger.
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See now, all this gorilla research we've grown up with
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over the decades really has this new I don't want
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to call it fresh perspective because it's probably gonna smell
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kind of bad.
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That really, that was the craziest weather like I've never
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in fifty years, basically being in Dallas my whole life
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for thirty six it seems like thirty six hours, that
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was the windiest it's ever been.
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Yeah, I believe it was.
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I saw a graphic I think it was from Fox
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four that I think it was gusts up to hurricane
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force winds, which I think has happened recently in a
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storm as well.
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But that was that was during the storm. But you know,
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for especially for like twelve hours after the storm, we
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were getting gussed up, you know, fifty to fifty five
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miles an hour, and it was sunny, right.
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You know, That's what I'm with you.
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That right there was amazing to me, how because the
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hurricane force winds that I remember before were part of
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a storm and this stuff was just just effing wind.
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And then apparently it brought in all this West Texas dust.
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Oh yeah.
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And I even saw that now, that was definitely on
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Foxfoard And I think I even commented on their thing
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on Instagram or threads or whatever, saying like fort Worth
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looks like Tattooine right now. So give cook DFW a call,
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I'm Dani Maley along with Trey Trendholm inside the Treehouse
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today March sixth, twenty twenty five.
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All right, pay attention here with this news, the Dallas
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Mavericks quest to become the dumbest franchise in North Texas
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might be complete, on the heels of a trade that
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sent fan favorite Luca donchets to the Lakers in exchange
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for a hospital patient. The Dallas Mavericks are raising ticket prices. Morons,
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abject morons. And you know what's great about this is
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if you try to imagine the moronic face of the
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individual that would have these kakamami ideas that they think
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is going to lead to growth for the Mavericks, it's.
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The face of the guy that's actually doing it.
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I mean, I don't know how how you can be
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shocked by this lead. The Metroplex leader hasn't won, hasn't
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even been to a championship game in thirty years, and they,
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you know, have gotten a new stadium and are the
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most valuable franchise in the world. The Maths are on
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the precipice of getting a whole new stadium built for themselves.
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I am used to I am used to idiocy coming
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out of the Dallas Cowboys. I'm not used to the
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nonsense coming out of the Mavericks. But as soon as
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Mark Cuban sold his controlling interest to the Adelson's and
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put let me get my beep ready and put this
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and moron in charge Patrick Dumont, the franchise has taken
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a huge and that's saying something because there's Locha around
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the Double A Sea, and most of it until now
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wasn't MAVs related.
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It was just from homeless and drunkenness.
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Listen, seriously, Patrick Dumont, look at that guy right there,
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that's that's the face of the Mavericks. Now looks exactly
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like the moron that would ruin anything. He got his
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gap tooth around and that's exactly what he's done.
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Good job.
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He looks like a grown up guy of uh oh,
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what was the mad oh gosh, I'll think of this
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cartoon character in a second. He looks like the grown
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up adult, the human version of it.
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To me, Patrick Dumont looks like and I know that
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there's I know that they say that, you know, the
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twenty first century and all the political correctness that goes
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around these days. You're not supposed to, you know, disparage
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people's looks. But when you're mad at them, I say,
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go for it. So to me, Patrick Dumont, who is
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the governor of basketball of the Dallas Mavericks, most to me, now,
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hang on, okay, now, okay, yeah, them brain farighting on
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his name, the kid that's always on the cover of.
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Mad Magazine Alfredy Newman.
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Alfredy Newman, Yes, that's pretty good. Patrick Dumont looks a
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lot like Alfredy Newman from Mad Magazine. To me, he
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also looks like Michael Strahan and the kid from Problem
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Child had.
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A butt baby.
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That guy right there is the is the one that
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gets to where the face of idiocracy in controlling the
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MAVs and its future.
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So in this.
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In this guy infinite wisdom after trading away fan favorite
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Luka Doncic, which, by the way, let's be honest, was
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a crap trade, even if you were four sending Luke
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away because maybe you think he is out of shape
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and maybe he did snink in the finals last year.
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Forget That is a bad trade on paper, and it's
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a bad trade in real life. And as if that
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wasn't bad enough, everything that has happened subsequently since the