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Got A "Woman" for You | Thursday August 14, 2025

Got A "Woman" for You | Thursday August 14, 2025
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Dude looks like a lady... if you don't look too hard. A little muckraking is good for your relationship, and your dog could pay some bills for once.

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Lexington Park Man Arrested After Dressing as a Woman to Have Sex with a Man at Lancaster Park - Southern Maryland News Net | Southern Maryland News Net

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It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley, along with

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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today's Thursday, August fourteenth, twoenty

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twenty five. Almost at the end of this week, I've

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decided to bring back throw Back Thursday. If you can

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bring something back that you were throwing back originally, we're

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doing that now again.

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All right, you almost sounded like Christopher Walking.

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I wasn't even trying. So let's go back in time.

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The year's twenty twenty. A marilynd Man has been charged

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after telling his friend he had a woman for him,

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but it was really him dressed as a woman.

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So progressive.

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Yeah, if one of your buddies ever tells you, hey,

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I got a woman for you, I want you to

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remember this moment inside the treehouse. Sean Lamont Brooks was

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forty seven at the time in Lexington Park, Maryland. He

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was arrested May thirteenth, twenty twenty and charged with a

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fourth degree sex offense and committing a perverted practice. Were

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telling his friend he had a woman for him, but

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it was really him dressed as a woman. Court documents say.

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In the winter of twenty nineteen. Sorry, whenever I see that,

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especially in this story, all I can hear is it

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was the Winter of our discontent. It was for the

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white guy.

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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Brooks engaged in sexual contact with an adult male victim

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without the victim's consent and committed an unnatural and perverted

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sexual practice with the victim. He is currently a registered

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sex offender, and his previous crimes involved very similar circumstances,

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wherein Brooks used his position as a hairdresser to make

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contact with his victims. Look, if we're being honest, you know,

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sex crimes, they are bad and they have victims, and

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in this case, the old bait and switch really got

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this one, dude, and I had to double check.

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Hang on, listen, hey, Jerry, you ever set a buddy

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up on a date.

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One time?

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Was it you?

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We have a copycatter.

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Sometimes you just want to high top fade and you

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get something a little more, you know.

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I really did. I saw the story and I was like, Okay,

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I need to verify this as best as I can.

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It was actually pretty easy quick Google search of the

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of the man's name, and there did pop up a

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story all the way back from the year twenty twenty

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about the headline reads Lexington park man arrested after dressing

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as a woman to have sex with a man at

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Lancaster Park. What I was curious about is how detailed

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do they get in this story? And from what I

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can tell, it's pretty detailed. Would you like to hear more?

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Sure? Sure?

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Okay? Throw back Thursday. On December eighteenth, twenty nineteen, Deputy W.

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Fornanash of the Saint Mary's County Sheriff's Office made contact

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with an adult male who said he believed he'd been

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sexually assaulted by Sean Lamont Brooks. The victim advised in

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late September to October he got his hair done at

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the Executive Salon on Great Mills Road by Brooks. The

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victim said Brooks offered to introduce him to some of

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his girlfriends that would be interested in meeting him, and

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a few days later Brooks contacted him and advised one

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of his girlfriends wanted to meet him and wanted to

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give him all. The victim agreed and picked up Brooks

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from the salon, and Brooks instructed him to drive to

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Lancaster Park on Willows Road in Lexington.

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That your first clue.

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I was about to say, there's already some flags on

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this play.

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Well, I just like the way Dan reads it, and

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it probably was this case. Hey, she wants to give

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you and gotta ask any questions.

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Okay, yeah, let's roll, buddy.

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Where's the salon.

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On Great Mills Road. Once at the park, Brooks told

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the victim to sit on a bench and said he

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would go get his girlfriend. The victim said he watched

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Brooks go into the woodline with a backpack, and a

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few minutes later, what he believed to be a female

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emerged from the same wood line and sat next to him.

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That's the fastest any woman's ever changed.

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It's like Superman in a foam booth. I can't wait

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to get this on. The victim told police that because

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of how dark it was, he was unable to completely

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see the person's face or perhaps feel the stubble on

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his face. The victim said as the person touched him

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with their hand, he felt as though this person's hands

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we're a pretty We're pretty big for a female, and

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he became suspicious that the female may be Brooks dressed

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as a female. Victim told police the person began giving

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him ah, I like, how, I like how the the

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quote unquote victim is suspicious, but still is like, well,

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let's see this through.

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Twenty dollars.

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As the person was giving him ah, he observed what

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he believed to be an outline of a beard, at

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which time he began to think the person was not

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a female and in fact could be Lamont Brooks.

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Or a Persian girl.

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The victim said that's when he became scared and faked

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an orgasm. The victims said that the person walked away

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back into the woods. In a few minutes later, Lamont

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Brooks reappeared from the woods, and the victim said at

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this point he was still unsure as to what happened. Therefore,

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he made contact with mister Brooks again and asked if

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he could set up a second.

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Meeting with the girlfriend.

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Hey, the Jeffersons had two Lamonts too.

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All I can see with this. Do you remember the

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dating game skit on a Living Color where Jamie Fox

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was dressed in drag?

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Yeah, yeah, that's all.

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I can see coming.

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Out of the woods, I would be Tommy Davidson.

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tree House Show. There are still so many questions about

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how it is you end up in the park with

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mister Brooks. Mister Brooks goes to the woods and comes

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back as what was the character's name on in Living

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Color that we were.

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Talking about, Wanda.

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So Lamont goes into the woods and comes back looking

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like Wanda uh services his uh hair client. Oh okay, Yeah,

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I'm also beginning to question the statement given by the

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victim to police, in which he says, in part that

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he faked the orgasm.

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I have questions about that too.

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Lamont, doesn't I mean, what was he? Uh?

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Either he did or he was hoping to? Because yeah,

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most people would be like, no stop now. I think

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most people would not have gotten to this point.

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But do you really think they would be so adamant?

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Tray or how you said like no stop now?

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Yeah, talking about sounding like Christopher walking, Tray actually sounded

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a little bit like Christopher no stop now.

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Look at my watch. I've been hiding it for a while.

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I can't believe you brought it out of me. Speaking

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speaking of going to a park for a date, Trey, Tonight,

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tonight is the big night, isn't it. It's Thursday. It's

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time for your big night on the Dity Trail, the

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thirty five plus Daty Trail event that you got tickets for.

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M Yeah, are you in special prep mode? Are you

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doing any extra moisturizing on your skin? Are you going

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to break out a third loof of glove for the

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for the occasion.

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That is that.

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Yeah, that's.

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And then maybe save a fourth glove on the wall

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of the bathroom just in case you get lucky. Yeah, seriously, though,

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any any special last minute prep before you head out tonight.

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Trying to not overthink it because I will think myself

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out of going.

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Mm hmm.

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Well that's good. I'm proud of you for that, because

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at this point it's essential and mandatory that you go.

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I give it twenty minutes. That's fine, that's that's that's

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my thing, a trade. When he loses patience, it'll be

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about twenty minutes in.

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I yeah, I don't know how this one's gonna go.

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I really don't.

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I I don't think I've been this nervous since Katillion

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in like fifth grade, where you know you had to

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you know, you the boys are on one side, the

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girls on the other, and you had to ask someone

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to dance, and you just it.

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Was very awkward. That's how I feel.

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I am.

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I mean again, it is.

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Let's see, I will celebrate nine years of sobriety on Sunday,

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and but there is the one thing where you really

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miss drinking liquid courage, just.

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Taking the edge off just enough.

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But yeah, nine years of sobriety, and you have yet

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to find a replacement for liquid courage.

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There is none.

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I mean, I mean, I'm sure that there is, but

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it comes in the form of some other, uh substances.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, it's gonna come in the form of you

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having to return all your chips again. I'm just I'm

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happy for you, and I'm proud of you for going,

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even if it only lasts twenty minutes and you turned

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into the angry, you know, anxious guy in the corner.

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I'm just glad you're going.

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Can I make a prediction?

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Sure?

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Okay, I think you find the one?

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The one?

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What Lamont Brooks?

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How was that to say? Neo? No, I think you

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find the lady.

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Hi, Tray, I noticed you in the corner. I know

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your name is Trey because I saw it on the

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name tack on your chest. My name's Lamont, but my

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boyfriend's called me Wanda.

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Wasn't Lamont also on Sanford and Sons?

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Yeah, a big dummy.

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Yeah No, I'm pretty sure that's where he his middle name,

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because his because his full legal name is Sean Lamont

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Brooks and he's forty seven, which tells you his parents

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watched Sanford and Son. Therefore they got Lamont from the show.

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Someone was a big dummy.

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If I had any idea how an edible would hit me,

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I wouldn't even be opposed to that. But I just

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have no A few times I've I've messed like a

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Delta eight or Delta nine gummy. It is all over

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the spectrum on how it hits me, and so I

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can't like.

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I have some Colorado gummies and I would I would

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give you like a quarter of it, so it would

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be like five milligrams.

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It's I have it is I said for sleep and

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other things. I have messed around like with some of that,

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and I there is no rhyme or reason to how

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it hits me like there's But I could end up

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being fine, I could end up slobbering in the corner.

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So I'm gonna have to.

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So I'm coming then.

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Because I want to see how I'll bring the five milligram.

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I just want to see how it's on the Dainty Trail.

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Maybe maybe we try that for the next event, depending

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on how this one goes. Let's have him raw dog

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this Dainty Trail event and see how it goes. I

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do have another suggestion for you. I'm on this one.

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I'm serious about what you don't think I have your

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best interest in mind?

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No, I think you're looking for a segment three.

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No, he's looking for a show.

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Yeah, a segment I want to show out of this. Okay, Look,

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you're obviously not going to take Daisy, which was my

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first recommendate. And take Daisy. She's an icebreaker, she's kind

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of your emotional support chihuahua. Uh and she's and she's

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you know, she's a chick magnet. So she kind of

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checks a lot of box for you. But if it

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might be unfair and they might say you're not allowed

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to have a pet.

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Well, if this event was actually on the Katie Trail,

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I probably would, but it's not. It's actually off Greenville,

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So okay, I doubt that she would even be allowed.

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So because of that, I have a different suggestion, okay,

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and something that might help give you a little bit

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of courage and a little bit of comfort in a

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very awkward situation. Okay, since you quit drinking, what's the

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one thing you absolutely love more than your dog or

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as much.

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Sugar?

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Snickerdoodles.

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Snicker doodles specifically, snickerdoodles, right, yes, because you would do

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what for a snickerdoodle?

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You know, at some point, especially when I'm quit drinking,

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I'd got a man for a snicker doodle.

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All right, that's the line I was looking for. So

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here's what you do. You go to tiff Streets or

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call tiff Streets. They'll bring it to you. That's the

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beauty of tiff Streets. They deliver you, get you a

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dozen cookies, make sure you get a hand like four

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or something, force nicker doodles for yourself, and you've got

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a box of cookies something that you can hold, so

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now you don't have to worry about what to do

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with your hands, especially because you don't drink and don't

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want to have something awkward, and you have a little

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comfort food there because you love snicker doodles, and it

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might put you at ease because you're enjoying one of

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your favorite treats. And a box of cookies is going

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to act as an icebreaker slash attractant to any female

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that might be tempted by such things.

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A box of cookies might get you some cookie.

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So right, yeah, this is the weirdest therapy session I've.

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Ever heard it is, you know.

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But if you notice, Trey has not immediately dismissed it,

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he's considering it.

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Well, no, because the.

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First, you know, when you ask the questions what's the

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one thing I love, you know since I quit drinking,

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my first answer is gonna be masturbation, and that would

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have been a really awkward show.

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Yeah, don't do that at the same.

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This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, that's Trade, there's Raj,

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and that's Jerry. Called well fun appearance on a Thursday.

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If you were to meet someone very special tonight Trey

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at your Daty Trio dating event, or as Raj said,

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he thinks you're going to meet the one tonight. If

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you do meet the one tonight, I already have the

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trick to keep you together forever. All right, are you

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ready for this?

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Oh?

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I can't wait?

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Okay, mis wing, let's see. All right, here we go.

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Couples who bond over this nasty habit are happier. Okay,

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see if you can guess this. Couples who bond over

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this nasty habit are happier. What do you think that

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habit is? Trey will start with you. Any guesses this

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nasty habit?

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Picking your nose?

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Okay, raj.

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Passing gas.

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Jerry, do you have a guess on the nasty habit

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that makes couples happier?

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Farting was mine?

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So right, there we go. Couples who bond over this

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nasty habit are happier. Gossip Gossiping with your spouse can

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improve your relationship, or so, says a new study from

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Uce Riverside in California. Seventy six couples wore special devices

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and agreed to have their conversations recorded throughout the day.

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About four thirteen percent of their entire day was taped,

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and they found we spend an average of thirty eight

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minutes a day gossiping, and twenty nine of those minutes

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are spent gossiping with our significant other, so that means

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our significant other is our biggest partner in crime. Researchers

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think gossiping together makes us closer because it's a form

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of emotional bonding, and it also reinforces the idea that

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you're on the same team. And it doesn't matter if

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the gossip is positive or negative. They actually say negatively,

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gossiping with one's romantic partner on the way home from

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a party could signal that the couple's bond is stronger

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than with their friends at the party, and then positive

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gossip could prolong the fun experiences that you had. So

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gossiping is the nasty habit that will make your relationship happier.

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I feel like this is a thing that where the

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woman is doing ninety five percent of the talking and

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the guy's going yeah, okay, yeah, Becky, she crazy.

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I mean.

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What you do smile a nod or just just respond

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with approving.

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And and the and the occasional time you really want

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to event about somebody, it's probably considered gossiping. And then yeah,

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she'll listen for a minute and then turn the conversation

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back to her day.

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Yeah.

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On the other hand, I mean, are we really talking

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about gossip or is this really just talking about your

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friends that one.

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Mhm.

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I don't think my aunt's had any friends so outside

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of work, But she like she liked a gossip and

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I like to listen because it was kind of fun.

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M h.

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I don't really talk about people like that. It's not

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it's not in my wheelhouse, but.

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Well it's it's interesting. Like my last relationship, we met

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through the same for the lack of a better term,

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social circles, Like, we knew a lot of the same people,

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so things would come up where it did make it

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at least when she wanted to, you know, and most

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of the time it was her talking, but at least

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I knew who she was talking about, and yeah it

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was you know, I could feign some interest in it.

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Yeah.

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And then she knew my old bosses, and so when

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I would, you know, then about them, then she understood.

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So yeah, I'm not a big gossiper. I do like

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to listen to it. I think that's entertaining.

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And I like how you say gossiping is not in

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your wheelhouse. But if if you're actively listening to me.

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You're that's that's approving, that's you know.

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Well, I mean sometimes I get material out of it,

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so that that's.

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Oh so it's for work now, Oh it's well, oh

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it's for stand upright, then I can write it off.

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I'd love to see your accountant's face when you say

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I have to write off four nine and twenty two

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minutes of speaking with my significant other, please.

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And you would go, we can do that.

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You can do anything on your taxes as long as

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as long as no one calls your bluff. That's really

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at the end of the day, that's all it really is. Yeah, audit,

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you can do whatever you want on your taxes on

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the ten forty or whatever forms you fill out, as

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long as you file. That's step number one. Step number

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two is just whether or not someone decides to question

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any of it. And if they don't, it doesn't matter

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what you put in those things.

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Yeah, some of the stuff that I like for stage,

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like the stage clothes, Like I don't wear all of

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it on stage, but I still write it off And

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I'm like, you bought that, Okay, I'll take the I'll

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take the return.

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I appreciate it.

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Meanwhile, your significant other is gossiping about your purchases.

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To my accountant, Yeah, over a dinner that we're gonna

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write off anyway.

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Tara's accountants going, why do you have to buy so

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many big pencils?

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What's pegging? Yeah?

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I don't think there's a form for that for the irs.

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Has Daisy, your three pound chihuahua, ever been any sort

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of what's what I'm trying to think of? Has she

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ever contributed financially to the household?

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No, I've never made her get a job?

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Okay, well, there might be an opportunity here for Daisy.

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All right, the search is on for the next four

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legged star of air Bud Returns. And who better to

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fill the little Golden Retriever sneakers than Daisy, your fourteen

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to fifteen year old, three pound toothless Chihuahua.

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Yeah, who is smaller than a sneaker.

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That's much less of basketball, right, I think that that

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might involve some Cgi.

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She would be the she would be the spud web

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of dogs.

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That a few weeks ago it was announced that a

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new air Bud is in the works, called air Bud Returns.

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And now the search is on to find the new

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air Bud, which obviously sounds like an adorable casting call. However,

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they're being very Hollywood about it. Instead of opening the

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doors up entirely to all sorts of dogs, they're actually

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staying with the blonde hair, blue eyed Golden Retriever style.

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I know, brown eye, but you get the idea. They're

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sticking with the Golden Retriever.

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Uh.

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They want a pure, pure bread Golden Retriever only. But

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if you think yours could be the next star, you

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can submit an application online. Even if your Goldie is

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not chosen, you're still eligible to win prizes like Airbud jerseys,

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signed movie merch hopefully by the dog, or a trip

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to the premiere in Los Angeles. Airbud Returns is supposed

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to be in theaters next summer. I see this as

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very myopic on the part of Hollywood. Hollywood as an

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institution has long been very progressive and it's casting choices. Okay, well,

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sometimes I just see an opportunity here to open the

484
00:29:25.720 --> 00:29:28.799
doors a little bit. You know, why does Airbud have

485
00:29:28.880 --> 00:29:33.160
to be a golden retriever. I think I think you

486
00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:35.920
should open it up to another breed someone, you know.

487
00:29:36.119 --> 00:29:38.680
I tell you what, Let's let's make it a meritocracy.

488
00:29:39.039 --> 00:29:41.440
Let's find the best dog for the job.

489
00:29:43.319 --> 00:29:45.039
I never saw the movie, so I don't know what

490
00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:47.799
it's is a basketball playing dog?

491
00:29:47.960 --> 00:29:49.519
Is that what we're basically?

492
00:29:50.240 --> 00:29:55.000
Okay, I think so, gotcha. I'll send Grace's picture in

493
00:29:55.079 --> 00:29:55.960
and see what they say.

494
00:29:56.200 --> 00:29:57.799
Your little pit bull puppy.

495
00:30:00.039 --> 00:30:00.279
Could do.

496
00:30:00.279 --> 00:30:02.400
It could do wonders for the stigma around pitbulls.

497
00:30:02.799 --> 00:30:05.799
Absolutely, if you were on the best dog for the

498
00:30:05.880 --> 00:30:12.519
dog like, it would probably be a Belgian malinwah uh, yeah.

499
00:30:11.400 --> 00:30:14.079
You know, and they would shoot you while they're going

500
00:30:14.119 --> 00:30:14.720
up for the dunk.

501
00:30:15.240 --> 00:30:18.400
Yeah, because those are the dogs that are very common

502
00:30:18.559 --> 00:30:22.359
in police and military, also known as fur missiles.

503
00:30:23.319 --> 00:30:25.799
What does it big the case corso something like that

504
00:30:25.880 --> 00:30:30.720
is that? Oh yeah, those things beautiful cheese. Look at

505
00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:33.000
the size of that, like scary. You want to talk

506
00:30:33.000 --> 00:30:34.720
about you want to talk about being able to dunk?

507
00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:36.640
That's like they're doing Tomahawk dunks.

508
00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:44.160
It's the Dominique Wilkins of dogs. I still like the

509
00:30:44.200 --> 00:30:46.960
idea of having Tray's dog Daisy, I mean, a three

510
00:30:47.000 --> 00:30:52.079
pound old ash Chihuahwa with no teeth. I feel like

511
00:30:52.079 --> 00:30:56.000
making dreams come true. It really would be an inspiring story.

512
00:30:56.039 --> 00:31:01.279
Here's this little dog that everyone thinks can't possibly play basketball,

513
00:31:01.559 --> 00:31:05.200
yet she finds a way. Now, some people are inevitably

514
00:31:05.200 --> 00:31:08.200
going to say Hollywood is gone too woke because it's

515
00:31:08.200 --> 00:31:10.759
a little Mexican dog that somehow found its way into

516
00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:15.160
America and into air bud sneakers. So some people are

517
00:31:15.160 --> 00:31:17.559
gonna fan the flames of controversy on that side. But

518
00:31:17.599 --> 00:31:22.400
I say stick with it. I think it's an inspiring story.

519
00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:24.759
She gets arrested by Ice at the end.

520
00:31:27.720 --> 00:31:30.160
They found her because she won at the end. Yeah,

521
00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:35.799
she's a S thirteen. Yeah, the tattoos just underneath her collar.

522
00:31:37.480 --> 00:31:38.519
Cross her little pause.

523
00:31:38.920 --> 00:31:41.119
The credit scene is her on a on a flame

524
00:31:41.160 --> 00:31:43.079
on a plane to Elf Salvador.

525
00:31:46.279 --> 00:31:50.000
With all the other juhuahua's like like loved you in

526
00:31:50.079 --> 00:31:50.960
Airbud two man.

527
00:31:51.960 --> 00:31:55.680
Yeah, But the good news is is Airbud two returns

528
00:31:55.720 --> 00:31:58.079
again is actually going to be more of a Conair two.

529
00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:02.559
Just to playful at Chihuahas.

530
00:32:03.759 --> 00:32:14.079
Be you're in the treehouse, Visit us online at Treehouse

531
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538
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here inside the treehouse. Put the chewahwood down. Sorry, I'm

539
00:32:54.480 --> 00:32:59.240
just imagining a Conair two flight full of uh deported

540
00:32:59.279 --> 00:33:04.119
Chihuahis in shackles and Nicholas cage.

541
00:33:04.119 --> 00:33:08.799
Of course, who's the John Malkovich of the Chihualas? Which one?

542
00:33:12.960 --> 00:33:16.519
Uh, that's where we'll have to do a little role appropriation.

543
00:33:16.680 --> 00:33:20.000
So instead of it being a hardcore Chihuahua, it'll be

544
00:33:20.559 --> 00:33:27.680
the slack jawed pug from Deadpool and Wolverine. All right,

545
00:33:27.720 --> 00:33:32.359
today is actually Danny Trea can still play himself.

546
00:33:32.559 --> 00:33:36.119
Yeah, of course. Yeah.

547
00:33:36.160 --> 00:33:40.480
Today is Thursday, August fourteenth, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate

548
00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:47.079
today with some birthdays. Speaking of the Deadpool movies, actress

549
00:33:47.200 --> 00:33:50.559
Bringanna Hildebrand is twenty nine today. She's the one that

550
00:33:50.599 --> 00:33:56.039
plays Negasnic teenage Warhead, which is still by far and

551
00:33:56.039 --> 00:33:58.119
I'm pretty sure Deadpool said this in that first movie.

552
00:33:58.160 --> 00:34:00.799
One of the coolest names for a super hero that

553
00:34:00.839 --> 00:34:05.160
I can that I that I'm aware of Negasnic teenage Warhead.

554
00:34:05.880 --> 00:34:06.119
Yeah.

555
00:34:06.640 --> 00:34:10.199
So, but the interaction was great, by the way, every

556
00:34:10.239 --> 00:34:13.760
single time. And then the girlfriend was fantastic as well.

557
00:34:14.239 --> 00:34:16.039
Yes, yeah, the anime girlfriend.

558
00:34:16.480 --> 00:34:18.119
Yeah. Uh.

559
00:34:18.199 --> 00:34:20.960
Anyway, she's twenty nine today. Tim Tebow turns thirty eight.

560
00:34:22.199 --> 00:34:26.000
Mister Christian yep Hall Lou. Tim Tebow made it thirty eight,

561
00:34:26.760 --> 00:34:28.960
did not make it in the NFL. Some think that

562
00:34:29.440 --> 00:34:32.320
he got the shaft on that he would say, well,

563
00:34:32.400 --> 00:34:33.440
Jesus would disapprove.

564
00:34:33.559 --> 00:34:36.360
So No, he was just he was just not good.

565
00:34:36.559 --> 00:34:38.039
Yeah, he was just a bust.

566
00:34:38.360 --> 00:34:40.519
Yeah, but so many people say, well, look at that

567
00:34:40.599 --> 00:34:47.920
playoff game he won, okay, the one, the one about

568
00:34:47.960 --> 00:34:50.039
as many as Romo and Prescott.

569
00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:52.519
Yeah, that's true.

570
00:34:52.599 --> 00:34:54.920
But he wasn't like it. He just wasn't good.

571
00:34:55.280 --> 00:34:58.360
No, the truth about her is he wasn't a great

572
00:34:58.719 --> 00:35:01.400
He wasn't a great college quarterback. He was just in

573
00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:05.719
a great system at at the right time and where

574
00:35:05.800 --> 00:35:07.880
you know, he could throw it well enough and and

575
00:35:08.199 --> 00:35:11.199
and he was big and he could run. But yeah,

576
00:35:11.199 --> 00:35:12.760
he was an awful NFL quarterback.

577
00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:16.840
Those Florida teams with Tim Tebow are a master class

578
00:35:16.840 --> 00:35:20.519
in head coaching about because what's what's the the the

579
00:35:20.559 --> 00:35:24.079
old tried and true thing about coaching. What is coaching,

580
00:35:24.519 --> 00:35:28.559
it's putting your players in the best possible position to win.

581
00:35:29.079 --> 00:35:31.840
And that's exactly what urban Meyer did in those in

582
00:35:31.920 --> 00:35:34.760
those years because he saw Tim Tebow and thought, Okay,

583
00:35:35.119 --> 00:35:38.280
we're not going to run a spread style, pro offense

584
00:35:38.360 --> 00:35:41.159
type situation. We're gonna have Tim Tebow basically be a

585
00:35:41.199 --> 00:35:43.639
glorified running back that occasionally throws the ball.

586
00:35:44.440 --> 00:35:47.440
I mean, urban Meyer's talent was putting him in the

587
00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:49.360
best place. It was keeping them out of jail.

588
00:35:49.760 --> 00:35:51.039
Yes, that's true.

589
00:35:51.159 --> 00:35:54.760
Okay, yeah, no taken. So yeah, it was like a

590
00:35:54.800 --> 00:35:56.199
one A one B kind of thing.

591
00:35:56.280 --> 00:35:59.320
Yeah, so it's a two A. It's an AA kind

592
00:35:59.360 --> 00:35:59.639
of thing.

593
00:36:00.559 --> 00:36:04.559
I mean, think about who Team Tebow's you know, traveling

594
00:36:04.719 --> 00:36:06.400
roommate was when they were on the road.

595
00:36:07.239 --> 00:36:08.199
Was it Aaron Hernandez?

596
00:36:08.320 --> 00:36:13.440
Yes, yeah, let's go murder and then pray.

597
00:36:14.159 --> 00:36:17.119
So like Tim Tebow was mister Gator and Aaron Hernandez

598
00:36:17.199 --> 00:36:18.039
was mister Murder.

599
00:36:19.239 --> 00:36:24.320
Yes, I know. He was the first part of Gator.

600
00:36:25.159 --> 00:36:26.320
That was his big problem.

601
00:36:29.119 --> 00:36:38.840
H Happy birthday, Tim. Meela Cunis is forty two today,

602
00:36:39.400 --> 00:36:42.880
married to Ashton Kutcher, so their whole kind of life

603
00:36:42.920 --> 00:36:45.119
has come full circle where they started out on that

604
00:36:45.159 --> 00:36:47.400
seventies show together, had little crushes on each other. I

605
00:36:47.400 --> 00:36:49.159
think he may have even dated back on that show,

606
00:36:49.639 --> 00:36:54.119
and then eventually they often get married with interesting romances

607
00:36:54.119 --> 00:36:57.440
for each other in between. Meela Cunis turns forty two.

608
00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:03.159
Christopher Gorum is fifty one. It's from the show Insatiable.

609
00:37:03.199 --> 00:37:06.440
He was also Jake two point zero, Piper Perabo's handler

610
00:37:06.519 --> 00:37:09.320
on Covert Affairs, and he was also on Ugly. Betty

611
00:37:09.639 --> 00:37:15.159
Catherine Bell from JAG is fifty seven today from JAG.

612
00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:15.599
Wow.

613
00:37:15.760 --> 00:37:19.760
Okay, yeah, haven't heard that. I haven't heard that show's

614
00:37:20.119 --> 00:37:22.559
that name in a while. Man, didn't that turn into

615
00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:24.960
ncis different?

616
00:37:26.199 --> 00:37:28.760
It is different, Yeah, because n CIA is like a

617
00:37:28.760 --> 00:37:32.800
special investigative in Jags. JAG is military lawyers.

618
00:37:33.119 --> 00:37:36.000
But the Denozo came from JAG. Right, wasn't he on

619
00:37:36.039 --> 00:37:39.440
that show, Tony? What's his name? The guy that plays

620
00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:40.519
Anthony Denoso?

621
00:37:40.519 --> 00:37:41.960
I think no. I think in the backstory he was

622
00:37:42.239 --> 00:37:45.199
a JAG officer. But okay, I don't know.

623
00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:46.639
That's interesting.

624
00:37:46.679 --> 00:37:48.800
Okay, anyway, I don't know.

625
00:37:48.840 --> 00:37:50.440
It was all CBS, so they could have been some

626
00:37:50.519 --> 00:37:51.280
weird crossover.

627
00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:56.039
But of course, Catherine Bell fifty seven, Happy birthday to her.

628
00:37:56.079 --> 00:38:01.039
Halle Berry turns fifty nine today. Halle Berry nine years

629
00:38:01.079 --> 00:38:04.519
old today. And I haven't seen it yet, but God

630
00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:06.559
only knows what sort of a birthday pick she's going

631
00:38:06.639 --> 00:38:07.719
to post on Instagram.

632
00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:09.519
Oh, it's gonna be good.

633
00:38:11.119 --> 00:38:13.559
I mean, I think it was Valentine's Day. She had

634
00:38:13.559 --> 00:38:15.960
the video of her and her husband in bed saying

635
00:38:15.960 --> 00:38:17.639
they were getting ready to get it on and she

636
00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:20.679
was showing off. I guess some endorsement product that she had.

637
00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:22.800
That's lube hilarious.

638
00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:24.960
I like my when she won the oscar, but that

639
00:38:25.000 --> 00:38:27.440
was my one of my favorite moments when she thanked

640
00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:29.960
her mom for making her a proud black woman, and

641
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:37.920
they cut to her mom and she's white. The unintentioned

642
00:38:38.280 --> 00:38:49.519
oh camera, that's miraculous, but that cameraman was like, okay,

643
00:38:50.079 --> 00:38:53.440
uh huh. Right around and there's and her mother's a

644
00:38:53.480 --> 00:38:56.800
beautiful white lady. But I thank you for she's crying,

645
00:38:56.920 --> 00:38:59.400
thank you for making me a proud black woman, and

646
00:38:59.440 --> 00:39:01.639
then boom, white lady. I was like, this is the

647
00:39:01.639 --> 00:39:03.159
best Oscars ever.

648
00:39:04.480 --> 00:39:06.840
All at once, America did the RCA dog.

649
00:39:15.960 --> 00:39:20.039
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enjoy all things House on the YouTube. Uh we mentioned

660
00:40:04.760 --> 00:40:08.199
taxes earlier in the show. I forget exactly why. But

661
00:40:08.800 --> 00:40:10.920
in the break, Jerry, you were telling us that was

662
00:40:10.960 --> 00:40:13.119
it last year or this year, whatever it was, you

663
00:40:13.159 --> 00:40:15.280
had to actually pay taxes for the first time ever.

664
00:40:15.920 --> 00:40:17.800
Yes, Oh it sucks.

665
00:40:17.840 --> 00:40:18.280
I hate that.

666
00:40:19.480 --> 00:40:20.800
Never been on that end of it before.

667
00:40:24.039 --> 00:40:26.280
Yeah, I think I paid once. I paid one hundred

668
00:40:26.280 --> 00:40:28.320
and eighty one dollars. That's what I had to pay once.

669
00:40:29.840 --> 00:40:33.400
Really, Yeah, you're self employed. How was it you're not

670
00:40:33.440 --> 00:40:36.239
paying taxes? Oh okay, never mind, I answered my own question.

671
00:40:37.119 --> 00:40:38.679
I'm just not Dan, Okay, thanks.

672
00:40:39.239 --> 00:40:43.559
No, it's just as comics they changed the laws for entertainers,

673
00:40:43.559 --> 00:40:45.119
so you can ride a lot of stuff off.

674
00:40:45.159 --> 00:40:46.199
So anything I.

675
00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:49.400
Buy, like clothes wise, or shoes or makeup or whatever,

676
00:40:49.760 --> 00:40:52.280
I can write all of that off. Food, as long

677
00:40:52.280 --> 00:40:54.760
as I have a conversation about business, I can ride

678
00:40:54.800 --> 00:40:55.840
all of that off as well.

679
00:40:55.880 --> 00:40:57.599
Travel to write all that off.

680
00:40:58.519 --> 00:40:59.960
Do you have to art? You were saying.

681
00:41:00.159 --> 00:41:02.239
That's part of what we were saying before, is that

682
00:41:02.719 --> 00:41:05.440
it doesn't matter what you file when it comes to taxes,

683
00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:08.480
as long as you file something, because chances are the

684
00:41:08.519 --> 00:41:11.920
irs and go. Okay, Dan did his trade, did his

685
00:41:12.079 --> 00:41:14.880
raj did his Jerry did his fine, and nothing may

686
00:41:14.920 --> 00:41:17.559
ever come from it, unless someone decided to take a

687
00:41:17.599 --> 00:41:19.360
look at it a little bit closer and go, hey,

688
00:41:19.400 --> 00:41:21.639
some of this doesn't add up. So you really can

689
00:41:21.800 --> 00:41:24.960
file whatever and then just hope that you don't get caught,

690
00:41:25.079 --> 00:41:28.559
which is what a lot of people do. And so

691
00:41:29.239 --> 00:41:32.360
I find it interesting that as self employed you've only

692
00:41:32.360 --> 00:41:35.199
had to pay once I realized you can write lots

693
00:41:35.239 --> 00:41:37.400
of stuff off. But that seems shocking to me.

694
00:41:38.360 --> 00:41:41.320
Yeah, I mean think about it, like all my gas,

695
00:41:41.519 --> 00:41:44.880
all I'm going back and forth to the clubs, all

696
00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:46.599
that comes off, all the wear and tear, the oil

697
00:41:46.679 --> 00:41:50.760
changes everything, tires, I mean, everything gets right off because

698
00:41:51.199 --> 00:41:53.800
I use that for transportation to go to my job.

699
00:41:55.119 --> 00:41:58.559
I think the more specific version of that, the way

700
00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:02.400
that's supposed to work is the percentage for which you

701
00:42:02.519 --> 00:42:06.400
use it for the job. Tray is now smiling because

702
00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:08.559
having both worked in real estate, we know kind of

703
00:42:08.559 --> 00:42:11.199
how that goes. You can't just write off everything, but

704
00:42:11.280 --> 00:42:14.280
again that goes back to it doesn't matter if you

705
00:42:14.360 --> 00:42:17.639
don't get audited. If you don't get audited, then you're good.

706
00:42:19.000 --> 00:42:22.239
Yes, So though I always do the wink wing nuts nudge,

707
00:42:23.280 --> 00:42:26.239
you can write everything off, but you can write everything off.

708
00:42:26.239 --> 00:42:28.559
But I mean, obviously if somebody was to come and check,

709
00:42:29.039 --> 00:42:31.679
there would be a I would have to pay quite

710
00:42:31.719 --> 00:42:31.960
a bit.

711
00:42:33.519 --> 00:42:36.199
Yeah, being self employed now I have to pay, and

712
00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:40.880
paying sucks. Yes, And while I'll write off some stuff,

713
00:42:40.920 --> 00:42:45.199
I don't write off everything, just in case someone does

714
00:42:45.239 --> 00:42:47.639
decide to look a little too closely at the stuff.

715
00:42:47.840 --> 00:42:50.239
I don't want to be like, well, I'm going to

716
00:42:50.280 --> 00:42:51.559
disappear from the planet now.

717
00:42:51.719 --> 00:42:55.960
Yeah, the one Irs agent in the US Virgin Islands,

718
00:42:55.079 --> 00:42:57.280
they have.

719
00:42:57.320 --> 00:42:59.239
The time, so yeah, you want to be careful.

720
00:43:01.559 --> 00:43:03.800
Their hands are still kind of full with Epstein's mess.

721
00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:09.840
So you had to pay for the first time. Jerry,

722
00:43:10.400 --> 00:43:12.920
my sympathies. That's never a fun feeling. I know that

723
00:43:12.920 --> 00:43:17.840
that stings a little bit. I remember, yeah, uh, that

724
00:43:17.960 --> 00:43:22.199
is one of the benefits of working for somebody else,

725
00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:25.320
especially if it's a large company. They'll do all that

726
00:43:26.320 --> 00:43:28.760
taking of the money out of for you and then

727
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maybe you get some back in the end. But I

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remember in I was in high school and my mom

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did my taxes, and I remember one time she told me, oh,

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it looks like you're getting a return back one hundred dollars,

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and I was like, Okay, cool, that's about right. I

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think it was like my second year of having to

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file taxes. And then like a couple of weeks later,

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she's like, Hey, remember how I said you you're going

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to get back a couple hundred. Yeah, it turns out

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you owe a couple hundred.

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What.

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This is the woman that worked in accounting for sixteen

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years at Phillips Petroleum Company. And I told her, I

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was like, how do you mess that up? How do

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I go from being owed money to owing money? You

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wear an accountant? How are you this bad at taxes?

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Is this why Phillips Petroleum Company went down the toilet?

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You mom bankrupted? Phillips's a powerful woman or really bad

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at maths?

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Both both can be true. I mean, she is a

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strong willed woman and horrible at accounting. Sorry, mister Phillips,

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your gas station's gotta go back.

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She had gas stations repossessed.

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I mean, it really does make sense when I look

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back on it. I mean, she did work for the

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sixteen crucial years at the Phillips Petroleum Company when they

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were needing to downsize because they somehow couldn't make oil

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and gas profitable.

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They couldn't make payments. How many how many people does

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your mom have laid off?

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Did she then turn to work in radio? She's a

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ceover at Diheart.

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Now, yeah, we know radio revenue is down seven percent,

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but a bit is up six For all things Treehouse,

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go to Treehouse on air, dot com, find and follow

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Raj at comedian Raj. And for Jerry, it's at that

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Jerry guy. We we'll see you tomorrow right back here

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