July 26, 2024

Grumpy Old Man | It's Friday #47

Grumpy Old Man | It's Friday #47

We start this Friday with birthdays becasuse it's Trey's 50th, so Dan and Raj play a little S'onseed for him because Jesus is Your Friend.  We then talk about the new Stooges movie featuring the Secret Service, and we then ask the deep probing...

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We start this Friday with birthdays becasuse it's Trey's 50th, so Dan and Raj play a little S'onseed for him because Jesus is Your Friend. We then talk about the new Stooges movie featuring the Secret Service, and we then ask the deep probing question, Where the hell is Dan?

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It is time to leave your worries outside and join

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us for fun and laughter inside the Treehouse. On a

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very very very extremely special Friday episode of the Treehouse

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and Raj, I'm going to ask you this question, and

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you only because Trey already should know the answer to

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this question. Do you, Raj, know why today, Friday, July

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twenty sixth, twenty twenty four is so special?

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Do I know why? Oh? Yeah, because it's my buddy

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Trey's birthday.

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That is correct. Good job, you get a star.

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He's turning fifty today. Yay.

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He does the Big five zero for Trey.

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Look, yay, you get my jazz hands up.

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Yeah, that's how excited jazz hands and fingers.

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If Sanford and Son met Jim J.

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Bullock like yay, oh, I thought you meant physically and emotionally,

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then those combined would make a Trey Trenholme.

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He was this excited. Yay, it's fifty, man, you're fifty

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years old.

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Yeah, hey, half a century.

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Come on, like Jesus lived at thirty three. You out

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you beat him?

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Well, we've all beat him.

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Yeah, I mean the Hindus have forever. But but you guys,

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I mean fifty that's not too shabby, buddy.

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Yeah, it's honest to god, Trey. If you just make

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it to sixty one, you will have outlived other people

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that we knew. You've got eleven more years.

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Buddy, set the bar high.

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Just have a house with furniture.

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So we do have We do have a lot to

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get to today. And this is not one of those

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hollow promises that you hear at the beginning of any show.

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It's actually true inside the Treehouse today because not only

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do we have the tree House Pool Party tomorrow at

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the Foe in Dallas on Arturo Drive, which is the

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live taping of the show from one to three. We'll

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be hanging out there for a little bit afterwards as well.

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Gates open at twelve, pay an entry fee you get in.

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All that money goes into the Foe. They make their

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private pool public for all of us to come find

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some relief in the summer heat. So Pool Party three,

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House Pull Party tomorrow Foe in Dallas one o'clock one

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to three for a live taping of the Treehouse. Needed

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to mention that now, as far as actual content in

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today's show, in addition to Trey turning fifty, we're going

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to jump into or maybe slide into, the major question

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over the last probably close to two weeks now, which

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is what the f Secret Service. Also, we need to

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discuss Jerry the Giraffe, the Country Bear Jamboree maybe or

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maybe not on fire Rag put your hand down. We'll

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talk about that later. Raj found one of my favorite

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bands of all time. And before we get to all that,

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we must first do birthdays. And we cannot do birthdays

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today without acknowledging once again our very own Trey Trendholmes

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fiftieth birthday. Happy birthday, Trey, Thank you very much. If

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there's I do know that if there's one sound effect

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I could play for you that I feel like would

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embody how you feel on your fiftieth birthday, I think

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it might be this one.

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I thought it was the Direal one. I'm not done.

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That's option ay, that's option A. This would be another one. Yeah,

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we'll call that the Whitney Houston.

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Uh huh mm hmm.

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Maybe uh if if you're if you're a really good

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boy on your birthday, I'll leave that open to interpretation.

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Or if or if you're a bad boy, that's the

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one that's in case anyone is curious what to get

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Trey for a last minute birthday present, just find.

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Him a good old crazy what would you like? So

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I've never given you a birth and he's never going

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to give you one to begin with.

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That's my thing. That's my thing. I don't give you.

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A birthday face and and I'm the same way. I'm good.

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I Trey and I have had this understanding for twenty years.

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Yeah, I'm but I'm Indian and so very like I

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I have to, I have to do this. But what

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would you like for a gift.

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I don't like?

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Oh?

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I think we already established that.

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Yeah, yeah, I know Linda Blair uh and the crucifix.

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I can't do it, but I I could go to

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teach Max, Like, but what would you want for a gift?

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If if you could have something I don't like, it's

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it doesn't have to be about you, like it could

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it be like a leash for the dog, or some

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doggie bags or like treats, or it doesn't.

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Matter what's fiftieth birthday? You're willing to get him poop

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bags for Daisy.

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I mean, I'm just saying it doesn't have to be

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about him, because it's it's like you don't like to

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you don't like to make your birthday about you. I'm

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a comedian, so every birthday is about me. Albeit the

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Addison and prov tomorrow and they playing the House of

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Comedy the rest of the week. But like, what would

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you want for a gift? Can we make the donations

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like the listeners? Like can they do something for like

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Pause in the City or the Listeners Foundation? Okay, yeah,

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all right, but like, as uh, this be the first

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time I'm doing this for you. Can I get you

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a gift?

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Yeah? Callaway golf balls?

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Okay, I don't have that much money. Stop try home

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stumping white.

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They're golf balls. How expensive could they be?

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Callaway golf balls? Do you know anything about golf.

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Range and their lower end and higher end?

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What is your lower end?

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That is tricky though, That is tricky because if you

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go and get trade golf balls and you get him

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the low end golf balls, then he's going to read

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into it thinking that's how you measure the relationship.

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Low end of a case of twelve balls twenty five dollars.

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Okay, I have a high end of forty five.

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This is where you need to take inspiration from Chris

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Rock in the classic film I'm going to Get You

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suck as you stand in line at the golf store

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and say how much for one ball?

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How much for one rib? Uh huh?

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So what you do is you say, you point to

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the top shelf of the of all the golf balls.

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You say, give me the best set of golf balls

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you got, and then you find out how much they are,

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and then you count the change in your hand, and

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you say how much for one ball, and then make

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sure you record all of it.

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A sleep sleep A sleeve is like seven bucks?

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What's what? What?

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What?

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What's your driver? What do you use call birthday? I

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have I have a ping I have a ping zing

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one that I've never used. Okay, can I can I

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give that to you? Absolutely? All right? See nice Sam

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has no idea what we're talking about.

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I know what I know what golf stuff is. One

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that's usually the preferred tool of Trey's extral friends when

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they show up to attack his car. The noise that

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makes when it whips through the air. What's that when.

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They're attacking the car? They like keys attacking me?

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Then yeah, you get Underwood wrote a song for him.

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Yeah, so it turns out when when Elon chased Tiger

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Woods down the street, she actually learned that from you

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and one of your exes.

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I didn't know Elon Muska has twelve kids.

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Mm hmm.

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Twelve children, mm hmm. Wow, I did not know that

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until I was looking up something to get you for

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your birthday. And I don't know what You're gonna get him?

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One of Elon's kids.

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You should take one of them?

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Can I have their if I can have their trust?

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Yeah? Hell yeah, no.

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I just want some of those I'll take I'll take

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one of them to.

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Would you take one of them?

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Well, not not take one of me? I'd want permission.

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Rude.

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Also a mega felony.

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Birthday. Look what I got.

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A man who has a global satellite system.

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Yeah yeah, I.

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Like that.

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ROI show up and say I got you a musk

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and the tray says, I just wanted the Jovon kind.

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You're listening to The Treehouse visits online that Treehouse on.

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Air dot com.

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A three three Cook df W is the phone number

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to reach Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration

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for your free roof inspection. Let's get Daniel into the

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Treehouse now, and I'm going to ask you a question

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that I asked Rajen Tray not that long ago, and

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that is, if you had to fight to the death,

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either a meth field attack squirrel or Gary Busey, choose wisely.

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We'll both scare the hell out of me.

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They should.

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I've seen some recent pictures of Gary Busey, and goodness, gracious, man,

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I don't know what he's done, but I'm like, this

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is a prime example why I'm gonna quit drinking.

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I mean, and wear a helmet while riding a motorcycle.

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Yes, so, oh man, you.

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Know those squirrels are Those squirrels are nasty, and especially

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a meth field squirrel. You know, those are big rodents

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and people just if they think they're fluffy and cute,

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but people don't look at them like they're rats.

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You know.

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People look at a rat, they're like, oh, disgusting of

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the squirrel like, oh, oh cute, They're like, no, they're

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the same thing. One just has a big, fluffy tael. Yeah,

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and I think that they could jump and maybe get

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me in some places I don't want to get I'm

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gonna take Gary. I'm gonna take Gary.

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Busey on you if you have issues with your roof,

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whether it's a meth field attack, squirrels making holes in

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your shingles or your sowets, or if Gary Busey's on

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your roof tearing it up. Whatever the case is, Daniel

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Cook can come in after the fact, after they're gone,

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and he'll fix it for you. Eight three three Cook

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mean one second, make sure I'm on the right bank. Yep, yep,

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I am good to go. So before we get to

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bashing on the Secret Service, before we discuss about the

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country bear, Jimboree getting a little too hot under the collar,

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Jerry the Giraffe, and a present that even though you

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don't want one, tray that I have for you today.

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But first we must do the birthdays. So let's see who,

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Tray or whom with whom you share a birthday.

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It is, thank you so much for saying no, I

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know it is.

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Yet there's only one.

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I remember, what's the one birthday? What's the one famous

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birthday that you share? Belt?

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Mick Jagger.

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Belt his brother that his dad used to beat him

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with as a kid, Mick Jagger scroll that you know what?

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That is? Correct?

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Good job?

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Uh?

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Yeah, he Mick Jagger is eighty today, so you are

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exactly thirty years younger than Mick Jagger.

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Tray, that's that is It's that's just mind boggling. I mean,

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he and my mother are the same age. He is

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still doing concerts. She can't figure out an iPad.

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Well, no, no, there's a big difference. Mick Jagger is

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doing concert your mom is putting on shows.

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That is true.

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It just shows of sadness.

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It's twenty million dollars a year versus an iPad. Yeah,

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so I'm like no. I and he married with Bobby

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Hall from Jerry Hall Jerry Hall her I think her

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sister is Bobby the twins. They went to North Mesquite so.

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Yeah, see you can. You can't get out of mesquite.

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No, you can't. You can try, but we'll still get you.

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It's like the mob, it'll suck you back. In other

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birthdays that Trey shares birthday with. She is the lead

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singer of the Pretty Reckless Taylor Momson. She is thirty today.

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She was also Ginny Humphrey on Gossip Girl and of

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course as Cindy lu Who in How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

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So she's had an interesting bookend of career, starting out

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as a cute little Cindy lu Who on Jim Carrey's

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Grinch movie, then lead singer of a rock band. And

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did you know that she and I have something in common?

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The two of us have had altercations with bats this year.

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Oh gotcha? Okay, I thought you didn't get anybody birthday presents.

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So I don't know what her preferences on giving people

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birthday gifts. But if she doesn't, then she's stealing everything

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from me and I'd like for her to stop it.

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But yeah, I don't know. If you saw. There's a

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video of like a month or so ago of her

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in the middle of a song at a concert and

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a bat exact same kind of velvety, luscious whatever. I

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forget what it was exactly called bat that we lived

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with for about six months landed on her leg. But

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hers bit her Oh really yep. She got a couple

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of bites in the thigh. She had to go to

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the hospital afterwards get a couple of shots. But I

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was able to deflect my bat into the receptacle before.

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You also moved homes. That was after I also moved

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out of the same house.

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I moved from one end of the island to the

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other to get away from those bats. But I still

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I went toe to toe with a bat. Okay, yeah,

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other birthdays today that Tray shares We've also got crazy

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ass Kate beckhams Sale. She Tay She Tray is also

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fifty And I was going to say, if there's a

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celebrity soulmate for our very own trade trend home, because

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he absolutely loves a crazy woman, it would be Kate Beckhamsales.

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Yes, it would.

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She's great. Yeah, I I would show up to the

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wedding with uh with multiple gifts for the both of you.

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And would that be because one for Trey and then

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like five or six for her personalities?

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Yes, that's a good play. I like it. Just give

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one to Trey and then six to her.

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It really is amazing how many awesome people, uh, even

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though we don't know them, just really awesome names that

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Tray shares a birthday with. Jason Statham is fifty six,

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jere Jeremy Piven is fifty eight, and actually I've got

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these I've got these ages wrong. Sorry, Taylor Momson is

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thirty one. I was looking at last year's Kate Beckhan say, oh, sorry, Trace,

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she's fifty one. She's one year older than It's still

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same birthday.

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Jason already, kick.

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Can do it too old. Jason Statham fifty seven, Jeremy

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Piven fifty nine. Sandra Bullock is sixty.

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Yeah.

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Gary Sharon, former Van Halen frontman and Extreme He is

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sixty three. Today, Kevin don't fall asleep around me Spacey

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is sixty five. Dorothy Hamill, the figure skating star who

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won gold in the seventy six Olympics, is sixty seven.

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Roger Taylor from Queen is seventy five, Helen Miron is

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seventy nine, and Mick Jagger today is his birthday, as

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we mentioned, So there you go. Tray there's all the

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famous people you share about, all right, not bad right,

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good company.

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That's really good company company.

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Yeah, I can't even think of a good celebrity I

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share a birthday with Roj, do you know on off

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the top of your head. I'm not gonna look him up.

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I'm just curious.

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I think Gandhi is close to me. That's pretty good

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as an Indian.

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I don't think you get much better in that as

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an Indian, right, I mean that's kind of the pinnacle.

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No, but you don't have anybody that's close to you.

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I prefer to look like on the day of Okay, yeah.

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Yeah, let's check it out. I don't know the twenty

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second of October is mine, So I don't know what

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I think Gandhi's like the eleventh or fifteenth something like that.

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It's it's in the same proximity, gotcha. Yeah.

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Well, now that we know whom you share birthdays with, Trey,

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now it's time for me to share with you at present.

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And this is not just any present. This is a

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present from my past that Raj unearthed recently on his

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Instagram account. Now, I don't know if Raj remembers this

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or not, because typically his memory is better than mine,

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but I remember this extremely well. I believe it was

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two thousand and eight, the final year, the final year

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of our Beloved live one oh five three in Dallas

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Fort Worth May She Rescues. And during that time, it

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was the dani Elus Show and Raj was the co

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host on Saturday nights, right, And I've feel like I

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was at the forefront of finding really random stupid videos

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in them, playing them on the radio, and then typically

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three four days later, I'd send it to Russ and

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then he got to play with it.

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Yeah.

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But what one of my personal favorites that Raj unearthed

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and I'm not sure if he remembers it or not,

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but he posted it on his Instagram the other day

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is this little nugget from a band called Sunseed. Yes,

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now I use the term band very loosely only because

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I don't know if they're still together. I don't know

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if they were an official band at the time of

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this recording.

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Uh huh, they are, and they're still together and they

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still tour.

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They they tour. Yeah, yes, Okay, well, now I know.

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The daughter of sun Seed sent me a message on

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Instagram and said I was offending her family.

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Well, yeah, prepared to get another email. So, Trey, are

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you ready for your present? I am all right. I

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give you Happy Birthday Tray sun Seed with their smash hit.

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Jesus is my friend, Jesus.

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My friend Jesus, Jesus, friend Jesus.

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He took me how to live my life as it

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should be. He took me to turn my people. And

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I can tell you that he's one you.

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Will never leave your broad Jesus, Jesus is my friend, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.

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It's the next part is the best.

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Yeah, I trust me. I've got it timed. Like the

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part that really kicks in here is about a minute away.

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But Trey, you were you were going to be treated

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to two extreme three really because the song itself is

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a gift. Yeah, but you were also going to be

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hit with another gift, and that is one of the

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all time great solos. Okay, then you'll get a third

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gift and you'll know it when you hear it. Oh yeah, yeah,

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I should probably mention that for those that are not

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watching this and you're just listening to it on the podcast.

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This was shot probably late seventies, very early eighties. It's

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got the the look of the people that wish they

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were the Osmonds, but they're clearly not.

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Yes, it was actually again when when when the daughter

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yelled at me on Instagram? It's nineteen eighty six, Oh

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I know, and it's in Calgary.

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So apparently Canadians are always a little bit behind.

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So uh and she uh yelled at me for making

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fun of her dad. Well, I mean no, no, let's

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keep doing it because all she's gonna do is send

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me work email.

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Bring it on, just bring it on. So here you go, Trey,

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here's more of your new favorite song, Jesus is My

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Friend by Sunseeed by.

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Sunseed God and still the music to play rock and

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roll its name.

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All right, Trey, are you ready for this?

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Are you ready for the next part?

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Because honestly, if you ever want to know how to

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get a bass solo in a song, you've got to

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be the lead singer.

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But also, like, what denomination? Like, were you a non

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denomination guy?

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Yeah, I've kind of ran the gamut from episcopal to

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bat it's growing up.

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So oh wow, Okay, so you went from dancing and

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not dancing something like that. Okay, well, then, uh, this

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is my friend.

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You're gonna groove baby.

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All right, there we go.

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Here's the best bass solo of all time.

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Yeah, Jesus, Jesus, somebody's wife Jesus. So yeah.

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I mean it's the mid eighties, so they've got, you know,

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the butt cuts, the beards. It looks like the Oakridge

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Boys were slumming it somewhere. I mean, it's, you know,

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like all the photos from the eighties at Olin Mills

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with the wood panels in the background and the moms

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with the big Sally Jesse Rafael glasses, the dudes with

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the feathery hair that looked like they were like beg wannabes.

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That's that's what this band is.

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Everybody that didn't make it into Alabama.

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Yeah, yeah, pretty much.

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Jesus is Jesus. There she is, Look to her, look

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at him.

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Here we go.

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Here we go, Tray, this is for your birthday.

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Put some stank on that guitar. All right now, Trey.

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This is where it's gonna get serious and it needs

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you to prepare yourself. Okay, all right, all right, here

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we go.

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This is uh you're witnessing right now. Is that what

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it's called witnessing?

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Yes?

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No, they're witnessing. He's not witnessing.

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No witnessing. I just don't know what.

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Okay, well you're you're, you're, you're about to witness it

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about chuck?

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All right, here we go.

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What's that check?

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I checked you. Jesus came in? Can you.

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So you're an altar boy?

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That's what I was asking?

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What?

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I don't know if you were this guy, this guy's hero.

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Listen, listen carefully.

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I try. I tried to.

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Jesus came in and he touched it down inside, and

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he is like what he always gets his many.

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He can keep Jesus.

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Jesus, is.

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He a friend?

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Because it sounds like he's chasing you through the woods.

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Does he have a hockey mask on?

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Like is he trying to bless you with a machete?

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Definitely sounds like there are some therapy sessions with the doll.

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Just tell me where Jesus touched it? Yeah, down inside.

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I don't know how this works. Again, very Hindu, but

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this like, uh, is it a Baptist or I don't

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know what the denomination would be. It's Canadian, you said, yeah, well,

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well Canadians not a It's not it's not a religion.

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I might go Mormon Pentecostal something.

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Pentecostal fundamental because they they do the tongues thing right sometimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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that's yeah they do. I just know on their my.

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Space page they actually superseded.

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Enter Pentecostals into an only fans. Yeah.

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Yeah, it starts out as Jesus is my friend. But

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then you start tongue in Jesus and things, you really go.

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Up and Okay, as again as a Hindu, when you

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say tongue in Jesus, I'm like, I now want to

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see the movie.

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Wait which movie? I feel like there's three or four

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possibles in here.

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Yeah, I don't know where this like what denomination this

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would be that The music was okay, But when I

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found this, I thought to myself, I was like, man,

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that's a poor choice of words.

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Or is or was that very intentional?

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I think it is so okay. That was my thing

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that again I got yelled at. I was like, I

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think this is on purpose.

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Yeah, I mean I look at it this way. I'm

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not an expert, but every time I've been touched deep

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down inside it was on purpose.

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In a previous episode, you mentioned how there are certain

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things you absolutely hate in the plumbing industry. What's one

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of the things that someone has called you and asked

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you to install that you're like, no way, We're not

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doing that.

482
00:29:25.680 --> 00:29:29.160
So, at the risk of being in trouble legally, I'll

483
00:29:29.240 --> 00:29:33.880
tell you that there are vendors, not only myself, who

484
00:29:34.440 --> 00:29:40.680
are adamantly against installing electric tankless water heaters because there's

485
00:29:40.880 --> 00:29:43.319
a generalized.

486
00:29:42.720 --> 00:29:46.160
Belief that they just don't perform the way that the

487
00:29:46.279 --> 00:29:49.640
homeowner would expect a water heater to perform. And nine

488
00:29:49.680 --> 00:29:51.599
times out of ten, people will back away from wanting

489
00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:54.640
to install something if we say, hey, look professionally.

490
00:29:54.279 --> 00:29:55.000
Not a great idea.

491
00:29:55.160 --> 00:29:59.480
When you, as a contractor, exert your professional experience to

492
00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:03.079
the customer and say hey, I don't recommend this because

493
00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:05.720
of A B and C, and I also would not

494
00:30:05.920 --> 00:30:08.799
use this in my own home that carries all the

495
00:30:08.880 --> 00:30:11.680
weight I need as a customer of Brooks Plumbing, and

496
00:30:12.079 --> 00:30:14.759
you're gonna want that same treatment from Jaqueline and Brooks Plumbing,

497
00:30:14.759 --> 00:30:16.319
so give them a call. Two one fourth, three six,

498
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eight thirty eight thirty eight, and again the website Brooks

499
00:30:18.599 --> 00:30:19.599
Plumbing Texas dot com.

500
00:30:23.319 --> 00:30:32.440
Even you're in the Treehouse, visit us online at Treehouseonair

501
00:30:32.640 --> 00:30:33.119
dot com.

502
00:30:34.440 --> 00:30:37.680
This segment of the Treehouse is to you buy Brooks

503
00:30:37.720 --> 00:30:39.599
Plumbing for any and all of your plumbing once and

504
00:30:39.799 --> 00:30:43.200
needs called Jacqueline at Brooks Plumbing. Two one four, three six,

505
00:30:43.279 --> 00:30:45.799
eight thirty eight thirty eight. Two one four, three six,

506
00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:49.119
eight thirty eight thirty eight the website Brooks Plumbing Texas

507
00:30:49.160 --> 00:30:51.319
dot Com. Again for any and all of those plumbing

508
00:30:51.440 --> 00:30:54.000
once in needs called Jaqueline at Brooks Plumbing. Thank you

509
00:30:54.119 --> 00:30:58.039
very much. I need to ask you, Trey, because I'm

510
00:30:58.119 --> 00:31:01.079
certain that you followed this much more than I have.

511
00:31:01.319 --> 00:31:03.720
Because we've been moving and we're in the middle of

512
00:31:03.759 --> 00:31:06.000
trying to travel to get to Texas for the pool

513
00:31:06.039 --> 00:31:11.559
party and everything. On the heels of the attempted assassination

514
00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:16.759
of Donald Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania. I've followed it a

515
00:31:16.799 --> 00:31:18.720
little bit on social media but I haven't watched a

516
00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:20.079
whole lot of news on it, just because again I've

517
00:31:20.079 --> 00:31:22.359
been super busy. So I want to ask if this

518
00:31:22.519 --> 00:31:27.359
is accurate. I saw a quote from the head of

519
00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:30.599
the Secret Service or now I guess it's former, But

520
00:31:31.400 --> 00:31:35.279
very soon after the assassination attempt, I saw a printed

521
00:31:35.400 --> 00:31:39.000
quote around social media where she said that part of

522
00:31:39.039 --> 00:31:43.359
the reason why there was not coverage on the roof

523
00:31:43.440 --> 00:31:46.359
where the sniper was, or that there was not security

524
00:31:46.480 --> 00:31:49.039
on the roof of where that sniper was, is because

525
00:31:49.079 --> 00:31:53.279
it was too slopey, and because of that, they secured

526
00:31:53.319 --> 00:31:55.319
the inside of the building. Now, I'd also heard that

527
00:31:55.400 --> 00:31:57.119
it was supposed to be a local swat team that

528
00:31:57.240 --> 00:32:00.319
was doing that and not the Secret Service, So I

529
00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:04.160
need to ask you, is the slopey thing accurate or

530
00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:05.319
is that misinformation?

531
00:32:05.599 --> 00:32:07.119
That is absolutely accurate.

532
00:32:07.920 --> 00:32:10.920
Gave an interview to ABC News where she said for

533
00:32:11.079 --> 00:32:15.279
safety concerns because of the slope of that roof, that

534
00:32:16.119 --> 00:32:19.400
they secured it from the inside. The mind you, the

535
00:32:19.440 --> 00:32:22.880
slope on that roof is the same slope that an

536
00:32:22.960 --> 00:32:24.680
Ada approved handicap ramp.

537
00:32:26.720 --> 00:32:33.400
So the federal government believes that a person in a

538
00:32:33.440 --> 00:32:40.200
wheelchair could be out of control and stop on that roof. Yes,

539
00:32:40.599 --> 00:32:42.359
but the head of the Secret service that felt that

540
00:32:42.440 --> 00:32:45.240
that was too great of an incline to put a

541
00:32:46.079 --> 00:32:47.039
counter sniper team.

542
00:32:47.319 --> 00:32:49.640
That's that was her for of.

543
00:32:51.240 --> 00:32:54.920
Honestly, I have never seen this is a woman that

544
00:32:55.039 --> 00:32:58.799
you know, had been head of PEPSI and then yeah,

545
00:32:58.839 --> 00:33:01.359
she was a Secret Service agent, went private sector, came back,

546
00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:02.920
had a secret service.

547
00:33:03.519 --> 00:33:06.279
She has leadership, you know, credentials.

548
00:33:07.960 --> 00:33:12.119
I mean, like, are they wearing like shoes they should like,

549
00:33:12.160 --> 00:33:14.759
are they wearing slippery shoes like data war and goonies

550
00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:15.200
or something.

551
00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:17.079
Here, here's the pitch.

552
00:33:18.000 --> 00:33:20.799
The sniper that took out the assassin was on a

553
00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:23.960
steeper pitch than that roof.

554
00:33:24.480 --> 00:33:26.000
It just it was.

555
00:33:27.680 --> 00:33:32.759
She simply made just mistake after mistake, like someone. I

556
00:33:32.759 --> 00:33:34.559
don't know how she didn't have someone with pr going

557
00:33:35.200 --> 00:33:39.039
don't say that so, I mean, and then her congressionals.

558
00:33:38.480 --> 00:33:42.240
Back to the video that's going around on social media

559
00:33:42.319 --> 00:33:44.400
where the guy is on his phone and is like,

560
00:33:44.920 --> 00:33:47.039
can you see him climbing up the roof? And this

561
00:33:47.240 --> 00:33:50.200
is just a random dude, And there's a bunch of

562
00:33:50.359 --> 00:33:54.400
forty minutes. It's forty minutes of this guy climbing up

563
00:33:54.480 --> 00:33:55.880
and then just kind of napping.

564
00:33:56.839 --> 00:33:59.599
There are videos of people jumping up and down, waising

565
00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:02.359
their hands going look over there, look over there, And

566
00:34:03.039 --> 00:34:07.599
it was just one of the biggest cluster f's I

567
00:34:07.960 --> 00:34:10.400
have ever seen. Is for I don't know what's going

568
00:34:10.440 --> 00:34:12.599
on with Secret Service because you can just sit there.

569
00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:17.840
Not only they don't secure it, but you know, Trump,

570
00:34:18.199 --> 00:34:21.079
you know, ducks down and then they should have literally

571
00:34:21.320 --> 00:34:24.840
picked him up and taken him into the armored you know, suburban.

572
00:34:25.400 --> 00:34:27.119
They let him pop back up, like, oh hey, you

573
00:34:27.159 --> 00:34:28.280
didn't get a first shot out here.

574
00:34:28.360 --> 00:34:32.039
Hold on. It was like a Trump, let's let's get

575
00:34:32.079 --> 00:34:34.599
back to that. He did yell, can I have my shoes?

576
00:34:35.519 --> 00:34:39.960
That's fine, he's just off, That's what.

577
00:34:40.480 --> 00:34:45.440
There are certain moments where the Secret Service overrides the president,

578
00:34:46.320 --> 00:34:47.199
and that's one of them.

579
00:34:47.880 --> 00:34:51.840
It's not a mean yes, literally I was.

580
00:34:52.159 --> 00:34:56.480
I was, because that's how hard you get snatched.

581
00:34:57.920 --> 00:34:59.920
No, here's my thing. I would already crap my pants.

582
00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:03.280
I'm like, change my diaper, That's what I would have yelled,

583
00:35:04.519 --> 00:35:08.840
Not change my shoes. I'm like, I'm crying now. And

584
00:35:08.960 --> 00:35:10.800
then this guy, this.

585
00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:14.039
Guy used to be a bodyguard for Snoop and he

586
00:35:14.199 --> 00:35:16.480
was talking about you know, they were at some concert

587
00:35:16.639 --> 00:35:20.280
there was gunfire. He picked Snoop up out of his shoes,

588
00:35:20.679 --> 00:35:23.079
drug him to the suburban, and he said Snoop was

589
00:35:23.079 --> 00:35:24.880
still pissed at him for like a year a year

590
00:35:24.960 --> 00:35:28.320
because those were his laker you know whatever they were.

591
00:35:28.760 --> 00:35:36.159
And uh, because Trump was wearing Lebron's whatever. But it

592
00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:38.239
was just he's got his Jordan Ones on.

593
00:35:38.679 --> 00:35:40.880
He's like, someone ground.

594
00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:41.320
My air one.

595
00:35:41.800 --> 00:35:45.639
Yeah, you can't get on Air Force one without your

596
00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:50.280
air one. I completely agree with him.

597
00:35:50.800 --> 00:35:53.039
He brings Nelly everywhere he goes.

598
00:35:55.599 --> 00:35:57.079
Which Nelly's very grateful for.

599
00:36:04.320 --> 00:36:06.519
You're through a Trump and Country grammar all those years

600
00:36:06.559 --> 00:36:07.239
ago with day.

601
00:36:32.800 --> 00:36:36.960
You're in the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse on

602
00:36:37.159 --> 00:36:38.000
Air dot com.

603
00:36:39.880 --> 00:36:43.960
Don't forget Treehouse Pool Party tomorrow at the Fraternal Order

604
00:36:44.039 --> 00:36:48.119
of Eagles Pool in Dallas on our Turro Drive. That's

605
00:36:48.199 --> 00:36:51.679
the FOE Pool in Dallas tomorrow from one to three pm.

606
00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:55.800
A live taping of the Treehouse Podcast roadshow. That'll be

607
00:36:55.840 --> 00:36:58.599
at the Foe Pool in Dallas tomorrow one to three pm.

608
00:36:59.079 --> 00:36:59.840
I hope to see you.

609
00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:00.280
There.

610
00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:06.000
Have merch available for sale. We've got hats, hopefully, shirts, stickers,

611
00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:10.400
as well and some goosies and should be a fun

612
00:37:10.480 --> 00:37:14.079
time for all. Got multiple bars, We've got there's a

613
00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:16.920
grill that's there, they'll be selling food, so we're looking

614
00:37:16.960 --> 00:37:19.119
forward to seeing you there tomorrow having a great time.

615
00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:22.400
The Tree Hospital party tomorrow from one to three.

616
00:37:23.199 --> 00:37:24.559
And they have cheap.

617
00:37:24.400 --> 00:37:27.440
Drinks, so yeah, it really is some of the best,

618
00:37:27.880 --> 00:37:30.159
some of the best drink deals in town.

619
00:37:31.000 --> 00:37:35.760
Well, when the guy who runs a bar in uptown

620
00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:37.920
tells you they are cheap drinks, it's cheap.

621
00:37:39.119 --> 00:37:41.119
Well, Trey also works at Parliament. I mean that's a

622
00:37:41.199 --> 00:37:44.039
high end craft cocktail lounge, so I mean like.

623
00:37:44.159 --> 00:37:48.400
Yeah, yeah, no, I mean Foe is legendarily cheat drinks.

624
00:37:49.159 --> 00:37:53.199
Yes. I went shortly after Dan told me about it.

625
00:37:53.280 --> 00:37:56.039
I didn't know it was a thing, and then another

626
00:37:56.119 --> 00:37:58.239
bartender told me about how great it was, and I

627
00:37:58.320 --> 00:38:02.039
went and stunt. I think I spent twenty four bucks

628
00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:03.280
and I was there for the whole day.

629
00:38:03.599 --> 00:38:04.920
I thought you were going to say you spent twenty

630
00:38:04.960 --> 00:38:06.840
four dollars and you were there for twenty four hours.

631
00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:10.800
I should have been. I shouldn't have been like the uber,

632
00:38:11.239 --> 00:38:13.639
I think I offered him, like do you want to

633
00:38:13.719 --> 00:38:16.199
drink too? Like I don't know. You can stay here.

634
00:38:16.559 --> 00:38:20.760
We'll find another uber really, but it's it's amazing.

635
00:38:21.920 --> 00:38:24.480
Yeah, looking forward, it's gonna be a great time and

636
00:38:24.599 --> 00:38:29.239
hopefully there are no issues with getting there. It's obviously

637
00:38:29.280 --> 00:38:31.920
we recorded this a little bit in advance of the

638
00:38:32.039 --> 00:38:33.440
actual day.

639
00:38:34.079 --> 00:38:37.519
Yeah, Dan, out of curiosity, where are you?

640
00:38:37.920 --> 00:38:39.480
Yeah? I was going to ask the same thing, what

641
00:38:39.559 --> 00:38:41.119
do you that's not your house.

642
00:38:41.360 --> 00:38:43.480
It's it's got all the warmth of a jail cell

643
00:38:43.639 --> 00:38:45.679
and it even looks like read back there.

644
00:38:46.880 --> 00:38:48.000
All right, first of all.

645
00:38:48.440 --> 00:38:54.519
Too soon, Okay, do you need a lawyer? Like? What

646
00:38:54.960 --> 00:38:57.280
do we need to bail you out? Like? Put stuff

647
00:38:57.280 --> 00:38:59.159
on your commissary? What has happened right now?

648
00:38:59.719 --> 00:39:01.519
Yeah, it's like it's like if you get arrested and

649
00:39:01.559 --> 00:39:03.519
instead of getting a phone call, I say, no, just

650
00:39:03.559 --> 00:39:04.440
give me a microphone.

651
00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:07.400
I just want to send you ramen. I don't know what.

652
00:39:08.840 --> 00:39:11.519
Uh No, I'm actually uh. Since obviously we have to

653
00:39:11.559 --> 00:39:13.440
record the show at least a day or two in advanced,

654
00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:18.079
especially with travel coming from the Islands to Texas. So uh,

655
00:39:18.599 --> 00:39:21.920
what we did was this morning we took the car

656
00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:25.320
ferry from Saint John over to Saint Thomas. So this

657
00:39:25.880 --> 00:39:29.679
is a luxurious Airbnb on Saint Thomas. And when I

658
00:39:29.719 --> 00:39:32.719
say luxurious, I mean it's not at all like you

659
00:39:32.760 --> 00:39:35.760
said dred Scott, all the warmth of a prison.

660
00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:39.760
So yeah, can we kind of see around? No?

661
00:39:40.639 --> 00:39:43.360
No, wow, you want to see that? You want to

662
00:39:43.360 --> 00:39:44.480
see the ants on the ground?

663
00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:46.199
Oh no really?

664
00:39:46.199 --> 00:39:47.880
All right, hang on, I'll tell you. I'll see what

665
00:39:47.920 --> 00:39:49.840
I can do because my my laptop here is plugged in.

666
00:39:50.280 --> 00:39:53.000
So behind me is the luxurious living room.

667
00:39:54.639 --> 00:39:56.599
Okay, yeah, there's that.

668
00:39:57.199 --> 00:39:59.880
That's the the mini split ac which it works, which

669
00:39:59.880 --> 00:40:03.360
is nice. Okay, Now I'm gonna I don't know if

670
00:40:03.400 --> 00:40:05.960
I can show you the kitchen, which is not really

671
00:40:06.039 --> 00:40:07.760
a kitchen. But let's if I can turn this a

672
00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:11.679
little bit here again, I'm all plugged in here the window. Okay,

673
00:40:12.199 --> 00:40:13.880
all right, that's can you see the kitchen there a

674
00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:14.280
little bit.

675
00:40:14.960 --> 00:40:19.320
That's the kitchen. Kitchenette, kitchenette, gotcha. Okay.

676
00:40:19.679 --> 00:40:21.800
So there's a microwave that is not plugged in. There's

677
00:40:21.840 --> 00:40:26.519
one sink. There's a power strip that has something plugged

678
00:40:26.559 --> 00:40:29.480
into it. Underneath this the under inside the cabinets that

679
00:40:29.519 --> 00:40:31.719
I don't know what it is. There's a refrigerator with

680
00:40:31.760 --> 00:40:34.639
a freezer, so yay for that. But I'm going to

681
00:40:34.679 --> 00:40:38.119
show you my favorite feature of this airbnb in case

682
00:40:38.159 --> 00:40:41.360
you want to book this place and stay and stay

683
00:40:42.920 --> 00:40:49.679
steps from uh Margueriteville, Saint Thomas. It's not the front entrance,

684
00:40:49.679 --> 00:40:51.320
it's the backside. You get in the backside of the

685
00:40:51.360 --> 00:40:54.159
resort here. But this is my favorite feature of this

686
00:40:54.320 --> 00:41:02.159
particular airbnb. I refer to this particular feature as the

687
00:41:02.280 --> 00:41:03.199
shining hallway.

688
00:41:04.880 --> 00:41:10.559
Ohoh nice, Okay, I'd move out now. Yeah.

689
00:41:12.039 --> 00:41:14.280
So if you see two little girls come out of

690
00:41:14.320 --> 00:41:17.639
that bathroom door and you will not see me ever again.

691
00:41:21.280 --> 00:41:23.199
Wow, okay, red room.

692
00:41:27.480 --> 00:41:29.159
I don't think that would be the first time it

693
00:41:29.239 --> 00:41:32.639
gets written on the mirror this all play?

694
00:41:36.400 --> 00:41:39.000
Wow? Okay, so that's where you are for how long?

695
00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:41.159
Just just the night?

696
00:41:41.679 --> 00:41:44.000
Oh, just the night? Okay. Well that's all it takes.

697
00:41:44.280 --> 00:41:46.199
Well, that's really all it takes to end up being

698
00:41:46.320 --> 00:41:53.239
on the Sinister Hood podcast as an investigation of what happened?

699
00:41:54.960 --> 00:41:58.559
Do you hear like knockings? Do you hear like little

700
00:41:58.599 --> 00:42:01.599
girls laughing? Do you no? No?

701
00:42:03.159 --> 00:42:04.679
That was Tara walking out the front door.

702
00:42:05.119 --> 00:42:05.760
God damn it.

703
00:42:06.039 --> 00:42:07.440
I think she booked someplace better.

704
00:42:14.679 --> 00:42:17.079
This airbnb destroys your marriage.

705
00:42:19.559 --> 00:42:21.960
She decides, you know what she's actually I can see her.

706
00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:24.280
She's hopping the wall over into the backside of the

707
00:42:24.320 --> 00:42:25.199
property of Margarite.

708
00:42:26.880 --> 00:42:28.920
I would just love to see the goat man waving

709
00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:31.880
he takes your wife.

710
00:42:34.000 --> 00:42:35.119
I told you not to stay there.

711
00:42:40.159 --> 00:42:41.199
Goddamn goat yoga.

712
00:42:44.079 --> 00:42:47.519
That's how it starts, isn't it. Oh No, it's just

713
00:42:47.599 --> 00:42:48.079
a class.

714
00:42:51.440 --> 00:42:58.000
No, they're just they're just normal goat. Is she coming back?

715
00:42:59.480 --> 00:43:04.719
I'll let you know, because wherever she's going right now,

716
00:43:04.840 --> 00:43:06.880
I thought she would have been back inside already. So

717
00:43:06.920 --> 00:43:14.480
I'm genuinely considered. I just saw a cab go by.

718
00:43:16.519 --> 00:43:17.880
It just said airlines.

719
00:43:20.280 --> 00:43:23.239
Yeah she uh, she kicked in the extra thousand dollars

720
00:43:23.280 --> 00:43:24.559
for the private transfer from.

721
00:43:24.440 --> 00:43:28.559
Spirit Even the airport's better than that.

722
00:43:32.000 --> 00:43:37.719
She's like Fort Lauderdale is in all right. Oh man.

723
00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:39.400
Well, we didn't get a chance to tell you about

724
00:43:39.440 --> 00:43:42.159
Jerry the Giraffe or about whether or not we had

725
00:43:42.159 --> 00:43:44.880
any involvement in the fire at the Country Bear Jamboree

726
00:43:44.920 --> 00:43:48.360
at Disney World. So we'll get into that tomorrow at

727
00:43:48.400 --> 00:43:50.920
the Treehouse Pool party at the Foe in Dallas from

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one to three. We'll see you guys there ceca see

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if you see my wife