June 30, 2025

Gum The Leg Johnny | Monday June 30, 2025

Gum The Leg Johnny | Monday June 30, 2025
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We start off today a little out of our lane by talking about actual news, POTUS upholding the Texas law requiring age verification for porn. Then, Dan is irritated with Trey over the kettlebell workout Trey sent him, we find out there might be a cure for old people smell, we find out why Johnny is now gumming the leg, and we find out why it's the C. But first, birthdays!

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LINKS:

Supreme Court upholds Texas law requiring age verification for porn sites | FOX 4 Dallas-Fort Worth

'Old people smell' can be cured with a simple everyday food according to a longevity expert | Daily Mail Online

'Cobra Kai's Martin Kove Apologizes For Biting Co-Star (Excl)

Man avoiding angry wife resorted to burglary, FL cops say | Miami Herald

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse on Daniel Malley along with

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Trade Trenholme and Raj Sharma. Today is Monday, June thirtieth,

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two thousand and one. Five Massive news coming down out

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of the Supreme Court. Depending on how you feel about this,

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it might be good news, it might be bad news.

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The Supreme Court has upheld the Texas law requiring age

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verification for adult sits. So age verification is a big,

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big thing and it's real now inside the state of Texas.

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I still don't know exactly how they are supposed to

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verify this, because I, for one, wouldn't be real big

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on just you know, letting an adult site just snap

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a photo of my driver's license or any other actual identification,

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because we're being honest, I don't really trust the Internet

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with it. So that's kind of where I stand on that.

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I don't know how they actually do it, because you

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can't just type in like when you go to a

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like a website for liquor or beer or something, they

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make you enter in your age. But I mean, look,

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you can be fifteen and type in your dad's birthday

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or something, and I don't think anyone actually shows up

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and does thing to you for it, So it seems

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kind of like a silly measure that doesn't have any actual,

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you know, teeth to it. But again, I don't know.

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I'm not an Internet person. I'm not I'm not into coding,

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and I don't know how they can actually check on that.

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But the Supreme Court sided with Texas over a law

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requiring pornographic websites to verify the age of users before

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allowing them to access the site sixty three ruining sixty

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three ruling. The Supreme Court sided with Texas, and this

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could have an impact on several states that have passed

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similar legislation.

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Who are who are the three that didn't vote to uphold.

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It writing for the.

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Yeah, John Blake on the.

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Third Yeah, Keagan was the one that actually writ the

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dissenting argument. But yeah, sixty three Supreme Court says, you

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gotta you gotta punch in your age verification if you

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want to, you know, enjoy some adult theme material inside.

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The state of Tech.

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Probably be the other one that would make sense. Yeah.

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On the other hand, right after this law was first

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announced and passed by the state legislature, VPN searches went

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through the roof, so that might still be a thing

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to go around the law in the first place. So

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this is one of those that it may not even

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matter if you're vpning your way around this law.

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The Internet will find a way. Amen.

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That needs to be a shirt.

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The Internet never forgets and it will always find a way.

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Yeah, I think it was, like, didn't it just affect

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like a few of the major sites, But like you

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can find other stuff. There's gotta be offshoots of other sides.

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I'm guessing, I don't know.

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Yeah.

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A group representing the adult entertainment industry, including websites like

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porn Hub, challenged the law, claiming it violated the First Amendment.

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Texas argued that miners are able to get around current

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age verification requirements too easily. Justice Clarence Thomas said age

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verification is a part of a state's authority to prevent

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children from accessing it's actually explicit content. Texas Attorney General

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Ken Paxton called the decision a major victory, saying it's

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a major victory for kids, parents, and the ability of

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states to protect miners from the damaging effects of online

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adult material.

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He seems like fun.

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The Court has ruled on similar issues in the past.

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In nineteen ninety six, it struck down parts of a

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law banning explicit material viewable by kids online. The court

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ruled against a different federal law aimed at opping kids

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for being exposed to adult content in two thousand far

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but said less restrictive measures like content filtering are constitutional.

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See whatever you drive by the adult stores now, like

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you know the the I don't know the names of

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them or whatever, but you always see the cars outside.

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You're like, who still does that? Now?

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You know why?

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That's that's what it's. It's keeping those places open. I'm

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hoping that's the what the those stores are the ones

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lobbying to bean this stuff so that they they keep

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selling whatever it is they sell, like DVDs or whatever

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it is. Because that's that's the We're going back in time. Now.

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Kids are going to have to do the same thing

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that we had to do as kids. Find somebody whose

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dad had porn, and like I always.

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Peak your head through the beads into the back room.

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Yeah yeah. And like when you found somebody who's like,

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my dad's got porn, you're like, yeah, I mean you're

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not a good person. I can tell you know what

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I mean, Like you're thirteen with a neck tattoo. Of

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course your dad that's porn.

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If you're thirteen with a neck tattoo, your dad's in poor.

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This is the Treehouse Show.

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I'm Dan.

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He's Trade. That's Raj. Today's Monday, June thirtieth, twenty twenty five.

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A few days ago, Raj, while you were out of town.

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Trade did something mean to me? He sent me. Trey

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sent me a link of a forty minute mixed full

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body kettlebell workout.

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What Trey? Why?

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I think Trey is trying to kill me. Not because

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the workout will be so intense I'll have a heart

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attack and die. I think it's because deep down he

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knows that me swinging twenty pounds iron balls are inevitably

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going to hit myself. I'm inevitably going to hit myself

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in the head and kill me. Convinced me I'm wrong, Trey.

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I do not want any fatal harm to happen to you.

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That is false.

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But you'd be fine if I became a kettlebell vegetable.

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No, but a bank on the head would be funny.

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Wait, why am I laughing at that?

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That's just something me. He's already got a bad shoulder,

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he has a ten and see to run into structures.

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We've established this like he worked his way out of

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a big bit. Do you understand the accomplishments tray that

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this man has made. He worked his way up from

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a big pencil.

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Well, I figured he still has the helmet. If he

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needs it, he put it on.

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I can't wait to go to the gym to do

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my kettlebell workout because I don't own any kettlebells, So

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if I'm going to do it, I'm gonna have to

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go to the gym and use theirs. Just imagine the

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site that the fellow gym goers would have as I

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put a helmet on and then start going through this

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forty minute kettlebell workout.

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Or you know, kettlebells are actually very affordable.

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You can get a couple and just film it at home,

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live stream it if you will.

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Charge charge of feet.

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I'd well, you know what, the stream it might last

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forty minutes, but if I hit myself on the head

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hard enough it might last about forty hours, because that

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might be about the time that I have to come to.

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So the way I see it as this, there's only

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two real ways that I should be allowed to do

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a kettlebell workout. One is that Trey touched on already,

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is that I would probably need a helmet to protect myself.

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Two is do they make any kettlebells with pads? Like?

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Do they all have to be iron?

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You could just do the kettlebell workout with like the

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NFL padded helmet thing that.

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Everybody's like, the big one, the one that you're like

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two days you're like two days removed from a major concussion,

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so you look like dark helmet from Spaceballs running around

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on the field. Oh, you could tell he just got

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he just got his bell run the other day. He's

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got the big helmet on.

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Yes, I'm not gonna make that. I'll send you guys

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the picture. I mean, we can maybe even post it

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on on something. But the first time I moved to

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when I moved to California, I went to the gym

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the first day and there was a guy on the

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treadmill with a I'm not making this up. I'll send

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you the picture bicycle helmet on while he was running

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on the treadmill and I'm like, oh, something happened. So

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all I'm saying is, Dan, when you start doing this workout.

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If we start to record another episode and there you

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are sitting there with a big pencil writing show notes

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with a helmet on your head, I'm like, well that

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workout work.

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You'll know something happened. There's a reason for this.

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Tray will still smile.

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Oh, he'll love it.

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I just look at they do make soft kettlebells, so you.

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Know they do, Okay, so I might be a little

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more open to it. I think that's the only smart

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way for me to try a kettlebell workout, as if

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I can get the softies.

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Are you not looking at Trey's face when he said

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they make soft kettlebells, I'm the gullible simp. You're gonna

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be the one completely knocked out on the floor. And

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He's like, they don't make soft kettlebells.

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No, they really do.

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Really, Yeah, I thought you were just trying to sweet

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up the process.

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Right, No, I just googled it and't look. You know,

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it's a.

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Listen low impact might well make for a longer bit so.

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And the thing about it is Dan's just thinking of

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his head.

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The fact of matter is when you're swinging in between

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your legs and sometimes you're moving at the same time,

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you know you can take out a knee shit nut.

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You're right, because that's one of the more aggressive kettlebell

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movements that I've seen. It's when you grab one kettlebell

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with two hands and you're lowering it between your legs

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and you're heaving it up forward and then you lower

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it back down right towards your crotch. So it takes

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some serious control. Like if you grab a weight that's

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a little too heavy and you can't control it on

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the way down, then well you're going down.

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Yeah, that's the kettlebell swing. It's like the probably the

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base movement.

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It's the nut knockers. What that is.

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That's how you differentiate between somebody who has like who's

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actually trying to work out, or who has a resolution

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for the year.

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Like or that's someone who can't afford a vast sectomy.

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This movement is called the sterilizer.

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We're gonna work out your shoulders and no future children.

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Just imagine that meeting with a personal trainer and be like, Okay,

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welcome into the gym, sir, what are your goals to

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never have kids? I got you.

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I mean you've got two options Ketbo work out or

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an ice protest.

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Good news, bad news. I'm not going to give you

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the option. I'm just going to tell you the bad

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news first. Good news. Bad news. Bad news is old

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people's smell is real. We're all gonna get it. The

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good news is, though there might be a cure. The

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cure is mushrooms. And I would now like to break

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newsman character and say this feel like a trap, because

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if you really break down the subtle nuances of old

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people smell moldy mushrooms, I think is in there like

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notes of it.

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What is old people's smell?

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You don't know old people? Have you ever been to

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a nursing home?

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Mm hmm.

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Your parents own like a home health.

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Company, had a home health and a pediatrical But I

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worked in a nursing home.

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I wasn't, so you should know what old people smell is.

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It's that smell when you walk into the nursing home

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and you go, oh god.

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What is that? That's usually this It's called sanitizer. The

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smell mm hmm.

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There's a certain there's a certain.

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Aroma, stale, urine, rotting, flesh.

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Yep, sadness.

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I don't know. I don't. I don't know which which

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nursing homes you guys want to or put your loved

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ones in, but that's not how they're supposed to go.

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We put them in the ones they could afford.

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They called it a nursing home. We called it the

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garage whatever. Uh yeah, Uh, yeah, I understand, like they

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had that like weird like like some of them have

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like the mothballs smell like that's a thing because they'll

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keep mothballs in the room to keep the clothes stuff

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like that.

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I get.

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Yeah, old people smell is a real thing, and it's

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not just a mix of mothballs, decorative soaps, foul soup,

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and you know, butterscotch candies. Technically it is a body odor,

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but it's not hygiene related. There's a compound called two noninal.

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I'm not sure if I'm saying that right, but it's

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two dash n O n e n a L two noninal.

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Maybe not anyway, There's a compound called two noninal that's

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created by chemicals in the body breaking down over time.

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Old people secrete two nonal, which produces their smell. But

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there is a chance you can do something about the

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old people smell. Apt says eating mushrooms up to four

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times a week might help to eliminate it, especially shataki,

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oyster and button mushrooms. There are two rare compounds found

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in them. One is ergothianine and the other one is

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spermidine That sounds loaded. They work from within the body

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to combat the formation of two noninal If you don't

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like mushrooms, there are mushroom extracts you can buy, or

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possibly adding more of the games peas and soy to

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your diet. For some reason, adding more soy to your diet,

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I don't see that as helping your old people smell.

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I think that may just make it worse.

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Yeah, because that's what you want to give them when

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they have a weird smell. Beans, Yeah, thank you.

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I don't need them Like they already secrete the old

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people's smell. We don't need them tooting it either.

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Well, that'll make you forget about the old people's smell,

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depending on how much beans they're consuming.

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Well, I think what's going to happen is it's going

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to be a normal there's like normal fart smell, and

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then there's going to be old people fart smell. So

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those two power will combine to create something new and horrendous.

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Yeah, I think you have to make like some sort

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of like undergarment like the like that depends that. Like

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when they do have, you know, pass a little gas,

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maybe it filters out and like a popt purice smell

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comes out. I don't know something that it makes no

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gas more pleasant.

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Or whatever gets secreted into the adult diaper more pleasant. Yeah,

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kind of like a poopore liner. Also, can I just

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say real quick that I understand the reason why the

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most famous adult diaper on the market is called Depends,

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But I would prefer something more certain, Like if there

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was an adult diaper company called Certainty, that would be

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the one I would buy over. It depends.

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It depends is letting you know. It's like a buddy,

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I'm dependable, I'm here for you, Like certain just sounds

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like I'm here Like that just sounds aggressive.

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Yeah, I hopkil Milton needed certain.

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You had an uncle named Milt.

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Step On steps great uncle.

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Oh, that's a lot of categories to below.

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It was my racist grandmother glicks, I believe. Third husband,

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I don't know how that all works.

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I don't either. He was he was aggressive and like

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like you said, secrets, he was. He was aggressively.

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Yeah, he was aggressively, incontinent and no one took the

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brunt of it more than his assisted standing chair. Oh,

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because it was bad, because I think that I think

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it was Scotch guarded some So when he would unfortunately,

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he would wet himself, it would get on the chair,

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but since it was Scotch guarded, it would kind of

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pull up. But then when he would look down and

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realize that he's wet himself, he would then hit the

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button for the assisted chair to help him stand. But

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since the chair was Scotch guarded, the peep would then

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roll off the chairt onto the carpet.

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Did he slide with it as well?

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A little bit.

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You couldn't put like a peep ad down there or

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something to catch it.

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I don't think those had been invented yet. It was

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just a It was just like like an injury rug.

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He's got a peep out at the base on the chair.

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Every time he does stand up, you give him a treat.

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That's nice.

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You couldn't spare some brownie or something.

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There's the reason why it was her third husband.

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I believe you are all caught up on all episodes

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of Cobra Kai. Yes, yes, Trey, are you a big

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Cobra Kai watcher? The series on Netflix.

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I have not finished it. I think I got through

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season two and nothing wrong with it. I like the show,

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but I think something else came along that I was

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more interested in and I just never picked it back.

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Up fair enough. So you started it, have not finished it,

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That's where I am. I got through probably around midway

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through when all the kids started kicking each other in

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the high school, and then still no one would bother

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to call the police even though kids were being paralyzed

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with kicks and things. So yeah, I have not finished

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it yet. And apparently Martin Cove, who played Cobra Kai's

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since a John Crease in the original Karate Kid movies.

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Apparently he doesn't pay attention to the movie, that to

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the movies that he shot, because this past weekend at

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a convention in Washington, he bit one of his fellow

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stars from the Cobra Kai series. Seventy eight year old

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Cobra Kai villain Martin Cove was asked to leave a

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fan convention after he bit his co star Alicia Hannick Kim.

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Yeah, I did read that. He apparently was according to him,

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was playing around, yeah, and then bit her arm and

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I think he left the mark or drew blood.

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Was almost drew Yeah, almost drew blood. For those unfamiliar

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with the show or the Karate Kid movies, Martin Cove

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played bad guy John Kreas Alicia, who he bit, played

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another villainous since in seasons five and six. According to

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a police report file by Alicia, Martin randomly grabbed her

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arm and bit down as she passed by him. He

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then allegedly kissed her arm when she yelled out in pain.

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Uh sorry, I'm just being reminded when I was a

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kid and I kissed the boob would make it better.

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But I think this is a really warped version of

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that Martin's bite was so hard that it almost drew blood,

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and it left a bruise. Alicia decided not to press charges,

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even though she had a police report. In photos taken,

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she says she was furious and outraged, visibly angry. Or

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he was furious and outraged and visibly angry. When I

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told him, calmly, don't bite me, he insisted he bit

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me for fun. He apologized to her when police showed up.

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I feel like this is a Scooby Doo episode and

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they're gonna He's gonna pull his mask off, and it's

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Gary Busey.

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That would have taken the arm off trade. Yeah, nothing left,

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that would have been a clean cut.

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I mean, seriously, think about it, a little equip zambando.

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Who would you rather be bitten by Gary Busey or Jaws?

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I mean, at least I think I think Jaws, because

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Jaws might get you one clean snap. Gary may enjoy

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you a little more.

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Yeah. Apparently he is known for rough housing. Uh, and

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that's why he was upset. He's like, I didn't realize

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I had bit down that hard. She didn't file a

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police report, but they took like they took a video

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of the confrontation, which I thought, she's.

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Got everything that she needs. If she decides to file charges, uh,

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and from all the and we've seen, he'd be you know,

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he'd be trying to find a good deal.

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Yeah, look, I.

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Understand the man is I think, Yeah, I understand. He's

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seventy eight years old. And sometimes we give old people

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passes for things because maybe they just don't know that,

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you know, times have changed. But even as a seventy

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eight year old man, you should know don't bite people.

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Yeah, yeah, it's seventy eight. I'm like, you know, he

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maybe there's some early you know on set, like dementia

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stuff happening. Maybe there's a you know, that generation they

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saw war h there. I mean, there are different versions

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of rough housing, and yeah.

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I guess, but it's still just just you know, yeah,

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it's it's sad to say it, but as part of

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the rules when you go to these fan conventions, you

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have to start telling the stars. You have to put

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up little signs and say, don't bite.

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People, don't feed this one bites.

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That's probably a good thing to have next to them

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on the table. So if you are the fan and

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you go to the table, you need to know that

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this one. This one's a bier.

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They have him behind glass.

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You have star paddocks at the fan conventions.

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Or they just make him take his dentures out.

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I'm Danny's trade. That's raj Today is Monday, June thirtieth,

478
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twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. Turning

479
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forty today the Big Four to oh Michael Phelps. Michael Phelps,

480
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the most decorated Olympian of all time, turns forty years

481
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old today. He has won a total of twenty eight

482
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Olympic medals, twenty three of those gold. This is one

483
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of those things where I'm not going to say it's unfair.

484
00:28:53.519 --> 00:29:00.000
It's just an altogether different sport swimming. When you can

485
00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:05.480
medal in multiple events in swimming in a span of

486
00:29:05.519 --> 00:29:10.920
two weeks, versus say someone who only does one sport

487
00:29:10.960 --> 00:29:14.079
and they only have one event in it. Like, if

488
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you're a shot putter, that's it, that's your event. It's

489
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not like shotput of five pounds, ten pounds, twenty pounds

490
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and you've got opportunities for multiple medals. No, you have

491
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one chance. You have one shot at a medal. The swimmers, though,

492
00:29:28.640 --> 00:29:31.200
did they walk out of the Olympic village just looking

493
00:29:31.319 --> 00:29:33.720
like a World War two general? They look like patent

494
00:29:33.839 --> 00:29:36.880
just covered in metals. And meanwhile the shot bird like

495
00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:37.559
I got one.

496
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Yeah. That's the that's the sad part too, because if

497
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you have that one you know, the one sport that

498
00:29:45.839 --> 00:29:48.680
you're in, and you have that one attempt and you fail,

499
00:29:49.519 --> 00:29:54.720
you spent four years to not get anything. That's that's

500
00:29:54.720 --> 00:29:57.079
got to be so disheartening. As opposed to like the

501
00:29:57.079 --> 00:29:58.759
swimmers like you know what, Yeah, I didn't get one

502
00:29:58.799 --> 00:30:01.279
hundred meters free, so I'll do the three yeah, or

503
00:30:01.319 --> 00:30:02.480
I'll do the bat yeah, so.

504
00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:05.559
Or like how like like in swimming, a certain stroke,

505
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you might be in the event, but it may not

506
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be your specialty. Like you might be in the breaststroke,

507
00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:14.680
but that may not be your specialty. Maybe your specialties

508
00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:15.759
the backstroke.

509
00:30:15.799 --> 00:30:20.200
Yeah yeah, or you were just unfortunate enough to come

510
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along around where you know, Michael Phelps or Katie Ldecki

511
00:30:23.440 --> 00:30:27.359
and uh, you got skunked, And.

512
00:30:27.279 --> 00:30:29.880
That might actually be worse. It's like, yeah, you thought

513
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you were really really good. Here you were this kid

514
00:30:32.240 --> 00:30:34.839
from Latvia who was swimming laps around all the other

515
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kids in the puddles, and you make it to the

516
00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:41.759
actual Olympics and unfortunately the guy in the lane next

517
00:30:41.759 --> 00:30:43.640
to you is the greatest of all leffing time.

518
00:30:45.160 --> 00:30:47.680
Yeah, that's like when you have like the basketball teams,

519
00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:50.200
when you like I was performing in India and I

520
00:30:50.240 --> 00:30:52.640
met two guys that played on the Indian national team

521
00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:54.559
and I was like, oh, I mean, you guys got

522
00:30:54.559 --> 00:30:56.440
to be I mean rock stars here. It's going to

523
00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:58.920
be so unfortunate what happens to you in a couple

524
00:30:58.960 --> 00:31:01.240
of months. And then when you come back and people

525
00:31:01.279 --> 00:31:04.400
have to watch you go up against the US. So

526
00:31:04.440 --> 00:31:06.240
when you come back, you might not be that rock

527
00:31:06.279 --> 00:31:09.559
star anymore. It's gonna be it's gonna be a little

528
00:31:09.559 --> 00:31:10.079
sad for you.

529
00:31:10.599 --> 00:31:11.400
It's gonna be ugly.

530
00:31:11.920 --> 00:31:12.200
Yeah.

531
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The good news is you're gonna be on lots of

532
00:31:14.680 --> 00:31:22.000
posters that you're not gonna be the one doing the

533
00:31:22.039 --> 00:31:22.720
fun stuff.

534
00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:25.000
Yeah, some of those teams. You watch it with the

535
00:31:25.119 --> 00:31:27.319
with the with the basketball, it's like it's like watching

536
00:31:27.319 --> 00:31:30.079
the Washington Generals and the Harlem Globetrotters, Like is this real?

537
00:31:30.960 --> 00:31:31.759
Whats happening?

538
00:31:31.920 --> 00:31:34.839
It really is, although I think the Washington Generals have

539
00:31:34.920 --> 00:31:37.799
a better win percentage than the rest of the world

540
00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:41.359
does against the NBA dream teams from the United States.

541
00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:48.920
Other birthdays today Lizzie Kaplan. She is forty three today.

542
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She played Virginia Johnson on Masters of Sex, Marlena on Cloverfield,

543
00:31:52.960 --> 00:31:55.240
and lou La May in the Now You See Me movies.

544
00:31:55.920 --> 00:31:59.720
Lizzie Kapa very very, very talented actress. Rick Gonzalez, who

545
00:31:59.759 --> 00:32:04.559
played Renee Slash wild Dog on c w's Arrow Comic

546
00:32:04.599 --> 00:32:08.079
Book TV show. He is forty six today. Madus Yahoo

547
00:32:08.119 --> 00:32:12.359
is also forty six. Molly Parker, who played Maureen Robinson

548
00:32:12.359 --> 00:32:14.920
on the Netflix version of Lost in Space, is fifty three.

549
00:32:15.000 --> 00:32:18.920
Monica Potter is fifty four. She played Christina Braverman on Parenthood,

550
00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:22.440
Larie Colson on Boston Legal. Most people recognize her as

551
00:32:22.519 --> 00:32:26.720
the Blonde, not Julia Roberts. She was in Patch, Adams

552
00:32:26.720 --> 00:32:30.920
and Saw as well as Along Cane a spider Brian.

553
00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:33.119
Bloom, what's up, con Air?

554
00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:36.799
That's right, she was also Nick Cage's wife, and con

555
00:32:36.839 --> 00:32:43.720
Air put the Bunnett down. That may be honest to God,

556
00:32:43.759 --> 00:32:46.079
thank you for bringing that up, Raj. Con Air might

557
00:32:46.200 --> 00:32:51.839
be the goat of good bad movies. Yes, because that

558
00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:57.039
movie is so terrible. Yes, but because it's so terrible,

559
00:32:57.240 --> 00:32:57.920
it's amazing.

560
00:32:58.359 --> 00:32:58.559
Yeah.

561
00:32:58.599 --> 00:32:59.960
Steve was she me stole that show.

562
00:33:02.759 --> 00:33:05.559
It was a great cast. I mean, seriously, think about it.

563
00:33:05.640 --> 00:33:10.839
You got Nick Cage, Monica Potter, Steve Bushimi, Danny Trejo.

564
00:33:11.359 --> 00:33:13.720
You got the guy that played I think it's Michael T.

565
00:33:13.920 --> 00:33:17.640
Washington who played Forrest Gump's buddy and Forrest Gump he

566
00:33:17.720 --> 00:33:19.720
was also in this film. He was Nick Cage's buddy.

567
00:33:19.799 --> 00:33:21.799
Like he's the one that needed like the insulin or something.

568
00:33:21.880 --> 00:33:26.880
Yes, it was a diabetic Yeah. And then John Malcolvich.

569
00:33:27.240 --> 00:33:30.799
Yeah, John Malcovich. I mean it's a phenomenal cast. Yes,

570
00:33:31.400 --> 00:33:36.319
John Cusack, John Cusack playing in one of possibly his

571
00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:42.559
most challenging roles, a Us Marshall. That movie is so

572
00:33:42.559 --> 00:33:45.319
so terrible, it's it might be one of my favorite

573
00:33:45.359 --> 00:33:46.240
bad good movies.

574
00:33:46.359 --> 00:33:49.000
I think you just have to say it's starring Nick Cage.

575
00:33:49.680 --> 00:33:53.839
Nick Cage, but with like an ultra mullet, because I

576
00:33:53.839 --> 00:33:56.000
mean that has some long, gross hair.

577
00:33:57.640 --> 00:34:00.720
And here's why it was that almost exactly right. So

578
00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:02.640
when you see him doing the upside down push ups,

579
00:34:02.680 --> 00:34:04.559
he was doing that because he was supposed to be

580
00:34:05.000 --> 00:34:08.480
the Superman reboot. So that's why he's all jacked in

581
00:34:08.519 --> 00:34:12.199
that movie. As he was working out for the Superman

582
00:34:12.440 --> 00:34:14.159
remake while they were making this, and I think they

583
00:34:14.199 --> 00:34:16.719
saw this and like, we need to find a new Superman.

584
00:34:17.480 --> 00:34:20.159
We can't. And then Michael T. Washington is my favorite

585
00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:23.000
thing about him is in the eighties he was Michael T.

586
00:34:23.559 --> 00:34:26.159
Washington and then they said his name so fast and

587
00:34:26.199 --> 00:34:28.079
all the pros or just they just turned it into

588
00:34:28.079 --> 00:34:30.960
Michael T. So that's how you fellow, his name is

589
00:34:31.239 --> 00:34:34.039
Michael T. That's a that's unfortunate.

590
00:34:34.559 --> 00:34:38.400
That is a that's really got to be a blow

591
00:34:38.519 --> 00:34:39.199
to Nick Cage.

592
00:34:39.239 --> 00:34:43.039
The fact that the DC Universe, as flawed and tragic

593
00:34:43.079 --> 00:34:46.599
as it's been, still was smart enough to go, no.

594
00:34:49.440 --> 00:34:51.360
Can you put the outfit on? Yeah, we're gonna pass.

595
00:34:53.800 --> 00:34:56.199
Why did we even get to this stage and the

596
00:34:56.239 --> 00:34:58.840
production process as soon as you said, all right, hear

597
00:34:58.880 --> 00:35:00.719
me out. Nick Cage is superman. You should have said

598
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we're out.

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You're listening to the Treehouse.

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Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

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Put Lois Lane down.

602
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here inside the Treehouse. All right, bear with me on

609
00:35:50.199 --> 00:35:52.480
this story because it's a doozy. All right, here we go.

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Police in Davenport, Florida, got a call about a break

611
00:35:57.480 --> 00:36:01.519
in at a home from the homeowner's neighbor who was

612
00:36:01.599 --> 00:36:05.920
watching the house while they were away. The neighbor said

613
00:36:05.920 --> 00:36:09.159
they saw lights turn on and off inside, so police

614
00:36:09.280 --> 00:36:12.360
showed up to check it out. What they found was

615
00:36:12.480 --> 00:36:17.000
very interesting. They found a man making dinner. He'd also

616
00:36:17.199 --> 00:36:19.760
just filling up the bathtub for a nice warm bath.

617
00:36:20.840 --> 00:36:23.880
So why was he there? Well, he did admit that

618
00:36:23.920 --> 00:36:26.239
he did not have permission to be there, and he

619
00:36:26.440 --> 00:36:29.719
also did not know the owners. The reason why it

620
00:36:29.840 --> 00:36:32.519
was the reason why he was there. He didn't want

621
00:36:32.559 --> 00:36:35.840
to go home because he and his wife, because he

622
00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:38.639
and his wife had just had a huge fight four

623
00:36:38.719 --> 00:36:45.639
days earlier. This is a great example of how not

624
00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:49.800
to avoid your wife after a fight. He didn't want

625
00:36:49.800 --> 00:36:53.000
to go home so bad he broke into someone else's

626
00:36:53.000 --> 00:36:57.079
house and lived there for four days instead of going home.

627
00:36:59.039 --> 00:37:02.960
Wow, when when it's not bad, you prefer, you prefer

628
00:37:03.079 --> 00:37:04.480
jail over your own home.

629
00:37:05.199 --> 00:37:09.440
That's this has happened. Yeah, Like there was I forget

630
00:37:09.480 --> 00:37:11.239
how long ago, but there was a story about a

631
00:37:11.239 --> 00:37:14.440
man who was in prison and he was set to

632
00:37:14.480 --> 00:37:17.400
be paroled, and he didn't want to leave because that

633
00:37:17.400 --> 00:37:19.800
would have meant going home to his wife. So he

634
00:37:19.880 --> 00:37:22.559
committed some other crime while in prison, so he would

635
00:37:22.599 --> 00:37:23.639
then have to stay longer.

636
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Uh.

637
00:37:25.320 --> 00:37:28.400
You know what the judge did at sentencing sent him

638
00:37:28.400 --> 00:37:35.880
a home they sent it he sentenced him to house arrest. Actually,

639
00:37:35.960 --> 00:37:37.239
I think he may have it wrong. I think this

640
00:37:37.280 --> 00:37:39.159
guy was in prison before then he got out, and

641
00:37:39.159 --> 00:37:40.760
then he committed a crime because he wanted to go

642
00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:42.840
back to prison to get away from his wife, and

643
00:37:42.880 --> 00:37:46.159
the judge sentenced him to house arrest. That is cold.

644
00:37:46.400 --> 00:37:49.920
And then shortly after that homicide and like almost a

645
00:37:50.000 --> 00:37:50.800
murder suicide.

646
00:37:51.280 --> 00:37:56.039
Yeah, that's a dangerous game by that judge. You're willing

647
00:37:56.079 --> 00:37:59.119
to break the law to go to prison to get

648
00:37:59.159 --> 00:38:02.920
away from your wife. So I'm going to see you're

649
00:38:03.039 --> 00:38:06.960
crazy and raise you so crazy and say I send

650
00:38:06.960 --> 00:38:12.159
it to you to house arrest. My goodness. Anyway, this

651
00:38:12.239 --> 00:38:14.960
man who did not want to go home and be

652
00:38:15.159 --> 00:38:18.760
with his angry wife, he's now facing multiple charges, including

653
00:38:18.800 --> 00:38:22.320
a felony for unarmed burglary. No word on whether his

654
00:38:22.400 --> 00:38:26.119
wife bailed him out or you know, if they're still together.

655
00:38:27.719 --> 00:38:29.960
I mean that that'd be funny if the wife did

656
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:30.639
bail him out.

657
00:38:33.400 --> 00:38:36.599
But isn't that just like a misdemeanor breaking an entering?

658
00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:39.199
No, this is I don't know how the breaking and

659
00:38:39.360 --> 00:38:43.079
entering versus burglary happens. I don't know if it's because

660
00:38:43.199 --> 00:38:45.599
since he lived there for four days, he used some

661
00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:49.280
of their stuff and that's what amounts to burglary, whereas

662
00:38:49.320 --> 00:38:53.199
if you just break and enter and then leave, that's

663
00:38:53.239 --> 00:38:55.199
a smaller thing. I don't I don't know how those

664
00:38:55.519 --> 00:38:56.440
degrees work.

665
00:38:57.000 --> 00:38:59.559
Well, I know with a lot because of squatters, they

666
00:38:59.559 --> 00:39:02.000
have changed a lot of the laws and so a

667
00:39:02.039 --> 00:39:05.920
lot of now breaking entering is a felony, uh, in

668
00:39:06.000 --> 00:39:08.960
order to make it easier to get squatters out.

669
00:39:09.719 --> 00:39:13.199
I think in l A Yeah, in LA like that,

670
00:39:13.199 --> 00:39:17.480
that's your house now there four days you can you

671
00:39:17.480 --> 00:39:19.679
can keep staying. I think that's some weird.

672
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:22.760
Yeah, there are some soft rights laws in LA. Yeah,

673
00:39:22.760 --> 00:39:25.880
there are some soft cities and soft municipalities and in

674
00:39:25.880 --> 00:39:29.280
some cases soft states when it comes to squatters. Uh

675
00:39:29.360 --> 00:39:31.159
So if you if you're going to go out of

676
00:39:31.159 --> 00:39:33.039
town for a while, you definitely need to make sure

677
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you have someone watching your house. The thing that this

678
00:39:35.280 --> 00:39:38.599
story does not have, and this is again, this is

679
00:39:38.679 --> 00:39:44.199
this is why journalism needs to do better. When there

680
00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:47.480
is a man that gets into a fight with his

681
00:39:47.519 --> 00:39:51.440
wife so bad that instead of going home, he leaves

682
00:39:51.920 --> 00:39:55.239
breaks into somebody else's house that lives there for four days,

683
00:39:56.440 --> 00:40:03.039
we need to know what the fight was about and

684
00:40:03.079 --> 00:40:06.119
who said what to whom, so then we can decide

685
00:40:06.679 --> 00:40:12.960
was it justified or not? Because that's journalism one oh one,

686
00:40:13.119 --> 00:40:19.079
it's who, what, when, where, how? And why? The why

687
00:40:19.679 --> 00:40:24.440
is the story. Everything else sets the stage. Without the why,

688
00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:27.840
we're just left wondering and have no idea. We need

689
00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:30.519
to know why this guy did not want to go home.

690
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It's the Sea.

691
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I salute you, sir and golf dot riscus all the things,

692
00:40:48.480 --> 00:40:51.199
Thank you Trey for all things Treehouse. Go to Treehouse

693
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694
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on social media for the show, it's at Treehouse on Air.

695
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For me, it's at the Dan O'Malley. For Trey, it's

696
00:40:58.679 --> 00:41:05.079
at Trey Trindholme One farajas at Comedian Raj. We'll see

697
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you tomorrow right here inside the tree.

698
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Mm hmmmm mm hmm