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Guys Do Stupid Things: Never Correct Your Wife About Her Weight

Guys Do Stupid Things: Never Correct Your Wife About Her Weight

Guys do stupid things. That’s pretty much the theme of today’s episode of The Treehouse Show. We start with a Reddit husband who may have discovered the fastest way possible to get himself in trouble. His wife thought she had lost weight — and...

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Guys do stupid things. That’s pretty much the theme of today’s episode of The Treehouse Show.

We start with a Reddit husband who may have discovered the fastest way possible to get himself in trouble. His wife thought she had lost weight — and instead of smiling, nodding and going on with his day, this genius went out of his way to PROVE HER WRONG. Somehow, he survived long enough to post about it on Reddit.

Then it’s Celebrity Birthdays, where we discover Dan apparently doesn’t know the difference between Doug E. Fresh and Doug E. Doug. Plus, we celebrate the birthday of our very own Jerry Caldwell.

Finally, we close with perhaps the ultimate example of a guy doing something incredibly stupid: a man died in a car crash after authorities say he was masturbating while driving.

Marriage mistakes, confused celebrities, terrible decisions and another reminder that sometimes the biggest threat to men… is men.

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All right, coming up inside The Treehouse Show today. Women

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cannot have everything. Also, don't jack and drive.

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And.

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We are going to start today with a major, major F-up.

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It's two meanings there, isn't it, Trey?

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Both are very true. Both are accurate.

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Which one is it we're talking about? We'll tell you

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coming up on the show in just a little bit.

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Today we are going to start with some asshat online

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who said, The time I effed up by proving to

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my wife she's heavier than she thought.

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What? Good Lord.

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I realize this is in the Tfue subreddit, the time

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I effed up, but they need to create a whole

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new subreddit account.

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The time I died.

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Because I haven't even read the entire story, but just

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seeing that a man thought it would be a good

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idea not only to tell his wife that she is heavy,

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but to take it a step further by saying, yes,

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you are heavy and you're heavier than you think you are. Like,

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unless this guy is a height and weight or age

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and weight barker at the state fair, he should not

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be anywhere near this arena.

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You really missed one of the key details of this story.

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Please.

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She's five months post having a baby.

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See, I didn't read the whole thing. I'm just going

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based on the headline here.

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Five months after having a baby, he tells his wife, A,

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you're big, and B, you're bigger than you think you are.

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All right, so here, I'll give you the nuts and

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bolts of the story.

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The TLDR?

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The wife, you know, put on some weight having the kid.

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Like you do. Yep.

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And she, five months post having the kid, said she

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was in a great mood one day and said, that

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she had, you know, was down to like 70, 77

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kilograms from 87 kilograms, 10 pounds. Or no, I'm sorry,

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10 kilograms, which is about 21, 22 pounds. Okay. And

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she had told him her weight a while back. So

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he knew, and you know, he's, in his mind, he's going,

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she hasn't lost 22 pounds. So I'm going to, you know,

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so then they go through this whole deal of she

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goes and gets on the scale and shows him. And

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then he has to really examine the scale and realize

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that it's not on all four stands. It's one stand

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is in a like crack in the tile. And so

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then he has to balance it out, level it, and

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then show her that no, she hasn't lost any weight.

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You see, I'm a firm believer there are two types

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of people in this world. Those who want to be

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happy and those who want to be right. You cannot

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have both at the same time.

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Oh my God, yes.

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And it's very difficult if you find yourself in a

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relationship where one of you just wants to be happy

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slash at peace together.

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And the other has to be right.

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Okay.

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It's a difficult situation.

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I'm going to go devil's advocate on this one.

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Oh.

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And, Dan, I know you. I've known you a long time.

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We're not talking about a couple pounds. We're talking about

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22 pounds. If anyone told you they lost 22 pounds

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and they clearly haven't, you're going to just let that go.

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Yes. Ignore switch engaged.

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Especially if you live with them.

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If they know where you sleep and how you sleep. Okay. Look, Trey,

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you're not wrong.

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All right.

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Like I, I, I, I get it. Okay.

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I think though, it's like in my brain, I am

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really weighing the consequences here because if she says I

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have lost 22 pounds.

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My first thought is that's great.

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You look fantastic.

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But if you know for a fact that they either

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look the.

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Same or maybe they actually look like they may have

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gained weight or like in the case of this guy,

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the scale was on a crack in the tile.

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So, you know, the scale was not properly balanced.

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Then you've got to weigh the consequences of you saying

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something about it.

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So, yeah, in the story, he says his wife, she

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had been working at it and working out and trying

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to lose weight. And this is, you know, he talks

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about how she was just so happy and radiant that

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she lost this weight. Now, at some point, she's going

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to go to the doctor and find out, no, she hasn't.

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Yes, but then that's not on you.

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Let the doctor eat it.

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Yes.

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Okay. All right.

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Yes.

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So... She's going to come home crushed.

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Yeah, and when she comes home, she tells you what happened.

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You go, you were angry. You were mad at that

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medical staff, and you were mad at that scale. You

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go in the bathroom, you take that scale, and you

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hold it up, and you scream at it and say,

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how dare you?

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And then you throw it out.

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Well, she's going to ask you, did your weight change

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at all?

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And that's when you say, you see, this is why

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I don't weigh myself. Mm-hmm.

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And why do you have the scale in the bathroom?

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I've seen you on it. I know you weigh yourself, Dan.

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So you let me go to the doctor knowing I

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hadn't lost all this weight. Do you know how embarrassed

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I was? I was bragging to the nurse how much

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weight I'd lost.

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I thought you had. I don't know why.

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Really? You think the 22 pounds, you let me really

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think that?

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You are always beautiful to me. Jerry just died. You

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just gave up the high ground, Jerry.

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You're like, you're always beautiful.

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That's conceding that you were wrong and that it doesn't matter.

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You have to stay with the denial. You cannot give

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up the denial. You are now in it and you

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are in it forever. When I got on the scale,

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I didn't notice any difference because I... But when you

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got on, I just assumed it was right because my

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weight seemed the same And yours was down, so why

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would I question the scale or your beautiful judgment?

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Did you know the scale was wrong?

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No, it kept telling me the same thing.

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Every time I stepped on it. Are you lying to me?

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Are you really going to lie about this?

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About the scale?

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Let's go get on the scale and see what you weigh,

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see if your weight's changed.

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We can't. I threw it out, remember? Remember? And that's

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why you throw that out. I am much better at

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this than Jerry.

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Uh, look, you may end up dead in the end anyway,

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but man, I'm going to put up a fight. I'm

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gonna go down swing that i get it you're right

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if she says like the scale says i dropped 30

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pounds and you're like really you you only have two

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plausible choices two realistic choices.

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One is you do the the thing where you just

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like That's great. I'm so happy for you. That's awesome.

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The other is you say, oh, that's awesome. Oh, wait

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a second.

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And you start going towards the scale because you've noticed

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that it's on a crack in the tile. And you're like, look,

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just FYI, I love you. I love you with every

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ounce of my being. but this scale might not be

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in the right spot. See on this, it's in this

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crack here. And I, let me just shift this over.

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And then you step on the scale and you say,

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it's fucking broken and you throw it out.

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Or you go, my gosh, that is great, honey. I

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bet we're going to need to get you some new clothes.

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How many dress sizes have you dropped?

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Do you have a death wish?

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Hey, you are excited for her. You don't know.

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But here's what's going to happen in that scenario. Then

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she's going to take you out of the scary bathroom

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and take you into the more terrifying bedroom where she

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is going to then try stuff on while you sit

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and wait for her to come out and ask, does

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this make me look fat?

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And here's the problem. She goes into that closet. She's

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going to put it on and know something's not right.

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So she knows what the answer is.

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Deep down, she's got to know. Again, we're not talking

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about 5 pounds. We're talking about 20, 22 pounds. So

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she's got to, in the back of her mind, have

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some question about it. I think the dress size thing

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is a really good, safe play. Because then she's going

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to register, I haven't changed, you know, my dress size

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hasn't changed.

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And then maybe she'll leave you on the edge of

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the bed, leave the closet, and go into the bathroom

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and re-weigh and then see that maybe.

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It didn't add up. Look, it's going to be a

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bad day for you either way.

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It really is an interesting question of how much delusion

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do you allow?

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Oh, you get to allow me to feel certain things now, Trey?

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Thank you.

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Will you please tell me when it's okay to be happy?

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This isn't something I'm saying to her. This is something

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I'm saying to you guys.

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Exactly. Keep it, keep it.

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Yeah.

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This is the inner dialogue.

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I have been on this earth long enough. Very seldom.

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Am I going to use the term delusion with a

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woman at all without having some kind of safety gear?

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In the, uh, in, in the chat here, double AJ.

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No, because when, because then she'll ask you, why didn't

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you say anything? Do you not notice when I do

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and don't change?

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There's no win there. Well put, AJ.

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Sean's saying, and this is why Trey is single. And Chad,

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I love this. Chad, nope, you just play dumb and

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hope it works out. That may actually be the best play.

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You just play as dumb as you possibly can get

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away with and just hope for the best.

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It is.

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It is a no-win situation. Because sooner or later, it's

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going to come back and bite you in the ass.

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Because if she really is delusional and thinks she's lost

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22 pounds when she hasn't, again, she's going to go

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to the doctor at some point and figure it out.

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Yeah.

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Or that scale is going to get moved back correctly. See,

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this is the thing where the guy really... So in

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the story, he re-centers the scale and then tells her

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to get back on it. That's the dumb move. You

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just re-center the scale and let her figure it out.

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You walk in. You just go, hmm. You look down

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at the scale.

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You take your foot and you gently nudge it into

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proper position and then you leave.

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And you don't say anything.

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You don't highlight the fact, you know what? You dumb cow.

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You didn't do it right here. Try it again now. Oh,

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this may not be big enough. We may have to

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take you to one of those weigh stations on the

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side of the interstate to make sure. He might as

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well be saying all that stuff because it's going to

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be ugly.

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You fix the scale and let her figure it out.

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You don't tell her, here, honey.

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Right.

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I still feel it's going to be easier for you

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the more you let her slash someone else help her

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with that realization.

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I love Linda in the chat. She says, this is

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where I lose my girl card. Tell me if I

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look fat in those jeans. I want to know if

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I look bad.

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Yeah, that's what they all say. Uh-uh.

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We're not falling for it, Linda. We don't fall for

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it in our relationships, or we're not about to fall

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for it in the chat inside the treehouse hangout lounge.

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We're not buying it, Linda. As cool as I know

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you are, mm-mm. Too old, too wise, we all know better.

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Mm-hmm.

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And that's our story, and we're sticking to it.

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All right.

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That man is lucky to be alive. I don't know.

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If he makes it to his next birthday, I'll be

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very surprised.

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Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration

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into the treehouse. 833-COOK-DFW is the phone number to get

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your free roof inspection and property review scheduled. The website, cookdfw.com.

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I'm going to say some scary words, Daniel.

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Super El Nino.

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And the effect that is going to have on weather,

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especially in the North Texas area.

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You know, you're right.

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We just are officially in going into the Super El Nino.

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The reason why is because it's warmer than a regular

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El Nino. And it does prelude that we will have

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a wetter higher rain percentage than a normal year.

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Or shall we say on El Nino.

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So there are some differences, speculations, nothing is set in stone.

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This is not a guarantee that we're going to have

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a deluge of water for the next year. I mean,

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that's just not what it means. Scientific data says, hey,

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we might have a wetter than normal.

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We could have more storms. It could be just a

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lot of rain. We all need to go out and

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build arcs. I don't know.

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But I mean, it Be prepared. The moral of the

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story is every day you live in North Texas, especially

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in North Texas, be prepared. Know how your home is sitting.

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Know how your roof looks. Know how your windows are working.

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Know if your doors have holes in them.

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I mean, just know your home.

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Know your home.

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Call us out.

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We want to educate you.

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We will come around, walk you around, show you things

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that you should know, and then we can help you

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with getting them taken care of.

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And no pressure, all education.

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And Daniel and his fine team at Cook DFW will

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take care of you, the homeowner.

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With very, very gentle hands. I know because I've been

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in them. 833-COOK-DFW. That sound bad?

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Sounded bad.

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833-COOK-DFW. Get that scheduled today. The website, cookdfw.com. Speaking of birthdays,

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when this episode comes out, it will be Thursday, September.

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17th, 2026.

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Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. And what could have

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been a decent segue, but I had to highlight it

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like an idiot recentering his wife's scale, so she'll step

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back on it and prove to him and.

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Her how right he was.

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Kyle Chandler is 61 today. Kyle Chandler, 61 today. Coach

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Eric Taylor from TV's Friday Night Lights.

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Plus, he was in Argo, Super 8, Bloodline.

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Right now, though, I think Jerry and I know him

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for if you're watching it, Jerry, the new lanterns show

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on HBO max.

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Okay.

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Green about the green lanterns.

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Yeah. I have not gotten to watch that yet.

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I think I'm an episode in, I think I finished

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the first episode.

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Two questions on TV. Either one of y'all watch silo.

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Yes.

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No. Have you finished the third season?

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I have not. I have not. I've only been through

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the first so far.

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It is fantastic.

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Second and third, just absolutely. It takes a twist that

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I did not see coming.

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Real quick, that's a show that stars Rebecca Ferguson from

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the Mission Impossible movies, right?

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Yes. Tim Robbins.

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Tim Robbins is awesome. So I really like her. And

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do I have the premise of the show right? Is

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it post-apocalyptic and people live in a silo?

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Something like that, yes.

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All right.

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I know it's a show I've wanted to see. I

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just haven't yet.

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At the end of season two, it throws in a

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major plot twist.

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Okay.

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And then at the end of the season three, it,

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that plot twist, it's hard to explain. It's fantastically written. So,

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and there's, it's a four season, like they've already, four

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seasons already going to be next summer. And that'll be

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the final season, but excellent, excellent show.

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All right.

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And by the way, also one of the things, Stuart

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tries to say whatever the show is.

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Stuart fails to save the universe.

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Pretty good.

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Yeah.

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I've been pleasantly surprised.

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Yeah, we were all worried about that.

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That's exactly what I was going to say, yeah.

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Yeah, we were all thinking it was going to be

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a dud, but so pretty good. Okay, that's good. That

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makes me happy. The difficulty. Okay, look. You know the saying,

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careful what you wish for, because you just might get it?

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Remember back in the day when we were tired of

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cable paying for 300 something channels and we only watched

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a handful of them?

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And well, careful what you wish for because now we

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got it.

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So now instead of cable, most of us have cut

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the cord and we started having apps. Well, now there's

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like a million apps and they're hard to track. And

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now we wish we could go back to cable where

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they're all in one place and it's easier to find

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stuff like Trey has done.

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I still have my, I've actually cut some of the

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subscriptions and I just, I have DirecTV and so I get,

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I can still channel surf, which, and I guess it's

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an age thing. I genuinely find cathartic just on a

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Sunday afternoon, Saturday afternoon, just flipping through channels. Oh, hey,

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that's on. I'll watch movies with commercials. Just, you know,

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I know I could go watch them without, but I'm like,

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you know, there's just something about old school. You catch

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something on, you watch it.

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Yeah, and from wherever it picked up. You don't even

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try to start it from the beginning or anything. I'm

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just going to pick it up in the middle because

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I've seen it enough times. I don't need to start

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it from the front.

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But yeah, no, I'm with you on that.

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But it's so hard now because there's so many apps,

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there's so many networks and all these things. There's so

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many shows. This is the problem we have now. We

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used to say we didn't have enough shows to watch

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on too many nothing channels. Well, now we've got so

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many channels and now so many shows to watch. There's

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still lots of crap out there, but there's enough good

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stuff that it's hard to catch up. Like the list,

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the list I have just keeps growing of shows and

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or movies that I want to watch. And I can't

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get like we just last night watched the first.

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Episode of the pit. Ah, Katie and I just started

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watching hacks and we have been binging the crap out

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of it. It is so good. Jean Smart, the star

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of that, from Designing Women, you probably remember from that show.

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She is the first actress in history to win an

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Emmy for every single season of a show that they're

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the lead in. It's that good.

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Goddamn.

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It's not very often that I get pulled into something

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based on awards. It might heighten my curiosity for something,

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especially if I wasn't aware.

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Of it before.

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But that little note, Jerry, has me curious about that show, Hacks.

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The Emmys, you know, the other night, I think the

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show Widow's Bay broke the record for the most Emmy

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wins with 14.

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14 Emmys.

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Holy crap.

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I have no idea what the thing is about, but

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it turned my head when I saw a show winning

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14 Emmys in one night, and it's immediately now at

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the top of my list of curiosity to be like, A,

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what is it?

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And B... I feel like I need to see it.

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14 Emmys.

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I've never even heard of it. Yeah.

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I think I remember seeing like a promotional still for

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it on one of the apps. I don't know if

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it was Hulu or what. And that's other things like

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I'll see a show and I don't know which app

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it's on. I want to say it's Hulu. I could

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be wrong, but yeah, it's this show. I saw it

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when it was first released. It's a show that's called

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Widows Bay.

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I don't know.

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I think I saw like a like the image that

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it showed was just a like a like a rowboat

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or something in front of a lighthouse.

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Widow's Bay.

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I have no idea what that is. And then like

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a month later, they've won 14 Emmys.

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That is the subscription that I am torn on whether

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I want to cancel or not is my Hulu Disney

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ESPN bundle.

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I don't have the ESPN bundle. I just got the ES.

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I just had the Disney Hulu combo. and I keep it,

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if for nothing else, the Marvel stuff, because this year

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I went through and re-watched all the Marvel, so I

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needed it.

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I cut Paramount. I cut Peacock. Netflix and HBO are

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probably my big two. Apple TV, I have a bundle

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with music, TV, all the crap. Um, and then prime because, well,

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prime TV is just a ancillary bonus.

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Yeah, that's true. It comes with a subscription. Yeah. And

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for me, like watching a reacher right now.

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Um, so yeah, Kyle Chandler is 61 today. Um, I

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can't remember. So yeah, I'm only one episode into lanterns.

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It's okay so far.

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We'll see. I have no idea. Other birthdays today. Bobby

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Lee is 55. He is a comedian.

479
00:25:27.930 --> 00:25:32.160
He's also a podcaster, former Mad TV cast member. He

480
00:25:32.460 --> 00:25:35.140
and the guy he does the show with, I honestly

481
00:25:35.160 --> 00:25:37.720
don't know, the podcast is called Bad Friends.

482
00:25:38.059 --> 00:25:39.440
One of the top podcasts in the world.

483
00:25:39.559 --> 00:25:40.000
Good for them.

484
00:25:42.059 --> 00:25:43.369
So Bobby Lee, 55.

485
00:25:43.369 --> 00:25:48.369
Director Baz Luhrmann is 64. Some of his movies include

486
00:25:48.490 --> 00:25:55.039
Moulin Rouge, The Great Gatsby, Elvis, And Romeo and Juliet,

487
00:25:55.500 --> 00:26:02.579
the Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes, Claire Danes.

488
00:26:03.180 --> 00:26:06.839
90s classic Romeo and Juliet. Great soundtrack.

489
00:26:07.819 --> 00:26:11.140
John Ritter would have been 78, but he had a

490
00:26:11.559 --> 00:26:17.039
aortic heart attack situation that killed him dead in 2003

491
00:26:17.039 --> 00:26:20.019
at just the age of 54. So keep that in mind.

492
00:26:20.059 --> 00:26:23.799
We're all right there at the age of John Ritter died.

493
00:26:25.720 --> 00:26:29.849
Get your tickers checked, boys. Speaking of which, I'm about

494
00:26:29.890 --> 00:26:32.150
to say one of the oldest man things I've ever said.

495
00:26:33.829 --> 00:26:35.849
The last time I went to the doctor, they told

496
00:26:35.890 --> 00:26:37.730
me about a blood test that we can now do

497
00:26:37.789 --> 00:26:42.599
that gives you sort of a genetic probability for heart attack.

498
00:26:45.980 --> 00:26:47.420
Wait.

499
00:26:48.299 --> 00:26:50.700
Was it genetic or just based on lipid something?

500
00:26:51.259 --> 00:26:52.269
Whatever the test was.

501
00:26:52.930 --> 00:26:56.109
Went to the doctor and she told me, yeah, the

502
00:26:56.190 --> 00:27:00.730
odds of you having a heart attack are like minuscule.

503
00:27:00.880 --> 00:27:02.480
It was like a point something percent.

504
00:27:02.519 --> 00:27:03.759
And I was like, oh, that's good to know.

505
00:27:04.900 --> 00:27:07.220
Which she doesn't realize that's kind of like opening the

506
00:27:07.259 --> 00:27:08.339
door for me because now I.

507
00:27:08.299 --> 00:27:10.200
Feel like that means I can eat and drink whatever

508
00:27:10.319 --> 00:27:10.740
I want.

509
00:27:12.460 --> 00:27:13.960
But yeah, it was some test she did. I don't

510
00:27:13.980 --> 00:27:15.339
know if it was a lipid thing. It was in

511
00:27:15.359 --> 00:27:17.240
the blood work. Yeah, we can do this test now

512
00:27:17.319 --> 00:27:21.049
and see. like the likelihood of you having a major

513
00:27:21.089 --> 00:27:23.390
heart attack. I was like, that's kind of cool technology.

514
00:27:23.410 --> 00:27:27.640
Thank you for that. So if you boys being in

515
00:27:27.660 --> 00:27:29.799
the similar age group that I'm in, next time you

516
00:27:29.839 --> 00:27:31.779
get your stuff done, just ask about that.

517
00:27:33.599 --> 00:27:34.220
Let's see.

518
00:27:34.359 --> 00:27:37.460
Roddy McDowell is another deceased birthday. He would have been

519
00:27:37.460 --> 00:27:42.670
98 today from Planet of the Apes. And a little

520
00:27:43.450 --> 00:27:47.640
80s movie that I recall fondly, Fright Night. He played

521
00:27:47.859 --> 00:27:51.789
a TV version of Van Helsing in a movie called

522
00:27:51.930 --> 00:27:55.710
Fright Night. The guy that played Dracula was Chris Sarandon,

523
00:27:56.269 --> 00:28:00.529
who was from Princess Bride. To this day, it's one

524
00:28:00.549 --> 00:28:03.650
of the scariest vampire mouths. So like in all the

525
00:28:03.690 --> 00:28:08.250
vampire movies, they have like different sort of teeth versions.

526
00:28:09.690 --> 00:28:12.630
Fright Night had one of the scariest from what I

527
00:28:12.690 --> 00:28:15.390
remember as a kid. So do you guys remember this

528
00:28:15.450 --> 00:28:15.869
movie at all?

529
00:28:16.410 --> 00:28:16.890
Absolutely.

530
00:28:17.690 --> 00:28:19.490
Trey, no. Good movie, right, Jerry?

531
00:28:19.789 --> 00:28:20.009
Mm-hmm.

532
00:28:20.769 --> 00:28:25.210
So you got a teenage boy, neighbor moves in, the

533
00:28:25.250 --> 00:28:31.069
neighbor's Dracula, okay? And the neighbor's girlfriend's very cute, and

534
00:28:31.130 --> 00:28:33.890
Dracula has his eyes on her, and then he realizes, oh,

535
00:28:33.930 --> 00:28:36.910
my God, my neighbor's Dracula, and he's trying to protect

536
00:28:36.950 --> 00:28:41.500
his girlfriend, and so he tracks down TV's Van Helsing.

537
00:28:42.400 --> 00:28:44.480
And it's Roddy McDowell. And he's telling him, he's like,

538
00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:46.119
I'm not a real Van Helsing.

539
00:28:46.160 --> 00:28:49.380
I'm just an actor. And so they basically just do

540
00:28:49.400 --> 00:28:51.960
that whole thing. And it's a fun movie, man. It

541
00:28:51.980 --> 00:28:55.789
was creepy as hell in the 80s. I still remember,

542
00:28:55.849 --> 00:28:57.509
and Jerry, since you've seen it, I want to know

543
00:28:57.549 --> 00:29:01.589
if this sticks in your memory banks as hard as

544
00:29:01.630 --> 00:29:06.430
it does in mine. The guy's best friend gets bitten

545
00:29:06.450 --> 00:29:10.150
by Dracula and turned, right? He's kind of a scrawny

546
00:29:10.170 --> 00:29:16.710
dude with a high-pitched... quirky voice. And there was like a,

547
00:29:17.519 --> 00:29:21.759
in one scene, it's completely black and red eyes pop

548
00:29:21.880 --> 00:29:24.460
up and he starts laughing with this weird voice that

549
00:29:24.480 --> 00:29:26.099
his best friend had, but he's a vampire.

550
00:29:26.180 --> 00:29:27.200
It's creepy as hell.

551
00:29:27.359 --> 00:29:27.759
Fright night.

552
00:29:27.799 --> 00:29:28.519
It's a fun movie.

553
00:29:30.440 --> 00:29:37.950
Absolutely. Absolutely. And you're right. That vampire mouth was good grief.

554
00:29:38.569 --> 00:29:41.789
It was gnarly to, to, take away the nice, clean,

555
00:29:42.470 --> 00:29:43.539
you know, symmetrical.

556
00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:48.640
Yeah. Now this, this was not the sexy interview with

557
00:29:48.660 --> 00:29:51.440
the vampire vampire fangs. No, this was like, Oh shit.

558
00:29:52.160 --> 00:29:53.579
This was like meth vampire.

559
00:29:54.640 --> 00:29:54.940
Yes.

560
00:29:55.539 --> 00:29:56.039
Okay. Yes.

561
00:29:56.950 --> 00:30:02.450
If, if Dracula moved to Florida, which I now feel

562
00:30:02.470 --> 00:30:05.380
like that needs to be on the sci-fi network, uh, uh.

563
00:30:05.599 --> 00:30:06.160
Meth pyre.

564
00:30:08.220 --> 00:30:12.640
They, uh, did a remake of that movie in 2011.

565
00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:12.960
Any good?

566
00:30:12.980 --> 00:30:16.859
Uh, I've only seen bits and pieces of it. It's got,

567
00:30:16.940 --> 00:30:21.170
it stars Colin Farrell and the guy that plays the, uh,

568
00:30:21.390 --> 00:30:31.430
Ben Helsing character is, um, uh, What's his name? A tenant. Um,

569
00:30:32.380 --> 00:30:33.299
got to play Dr. Who.

570
00:30:34.940 --> 00:30:36.960
Ah, crap. I can't remember that guy's tenant.

571
00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:38.380
Uh, something tenant.

572
00:30:39.140 --> 00:30:39.339
Yeah.

573
00:30:39.900 --> 00:30:40.440
David. Anyway.

574
00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:40.680
Yes.

575
00:30:40.799 --> 00:30:41.059
David.

576
00:30:41.079 --> 00:30:41.220
Yeah.

577
00:30:41.240 --> 00:30:43.039
Yep. All right.

578
00:30:43.160 --> 00:30:46.680
Other birthdays today. Patrick Mahomes is 31 living a pretty

579
00:30:46.720 --> 00:30:51.410
good life. NBA Zen coach, Phil Jackson, 81.

580
00:30:51.410 --> 00:30:57.539
God, haven't seen him in a long time. Yeah, it's

581
00:30:57.599 --> 00:30:58.039
been a while.

582
00:30:58.339 --> 00:31:00.700
It's weird to think that he's already 81, but it

583
00:31:00.720 --> 00:31:04.640
makes sense. And I think this is probably the best

584
00:31:04.720 --> 00:31:05.829
birthday of today.

585
00:31:07.009 --> 00:31:09.730
Doug E. Fresh is 60.

586
00:31:09.730 --> 00:31:10.430
Doug E. Fresh.

587
00:31:11.009 --> 00:31:11.359
Doug E.

588
00:31:11.410 --> 00:31:14.690
Fresh is 60. Hip-hop pioneer known as a human beatbox.

589
00:31:15.869 --> 00:31:18.710
And if I remember correctly, one of the stars.

590
00:31:19.789 --> 00:31:20.609
Of Cool Runnings.

591
00:31:20.630 --> 00:31:27.150
I believe he was the one in Cool Runnings where

592
00:31:27.589 --> 00:31:30.099
he's telling John Candy as he's in the bobsled, I

593
00:31:30.130 --> 00:31:32.380
can't get my helmet on, Coach. John Candy comes over,

594
00:31:32.940 --> 00:31:35.359
smashes the top of the helmet onto his head, and

595
00:31:35.380 --> 00:31:36.359
he's like, thanks, Coach.

596
00:31:41.779 --> 00:31:45.039
I know I remember Cool Runnings as a funny movie,

597
00:31:45.059 --> 00:31:49.740
but I don't really remember any bits and pieces of it.

598
00:31:50.829 --> 00:31:53.390
Oh, yeah. I mean, the part, thanks, Coach, where he

599
00:31:53.509 --> 00:31:54.910
smashes the helmet onto his head.

600
00:31:55.539 --> 00:32:00.640
Starring John Candy and Leon, who was also the star

601
00:32:00.680 --> 00:32:03.329
of the Living on a Prayer video by Madonna. He

602
00:32:03.369 --> 00:32:06.109
was like the head Jamaican bobsledder. And then I think

603
00:32:06.150 --> 00:32:08.109
it was Doug E. Fresh that played the one with

604
00:32:08.130 --> 00:32:08.829
the short dreads.

605
00:32:09.609 --> 00:32:13.069
Living on a Prayer was Bon Jovi. Yeah.

606
00:32:13.410 --> 00:32:15.690
Sorry, not Living on a Prayer. Like a Prayer.

607
00:32:15.710 --> 00:32:19.190
Like a Prayer.

608
00:32:19.690 --> 00:32:22.549
Oh, I got it wrong. Mackie got me. He's like, no, Dan,

609
00:32:22.569 --> 00:32:23.349
that's Doug E. Doug.

610
00:32:25.500 --> 00:32:27.480
See, this is why you have to have different, like,

611
00:32:27.609 --> 00:32:31.039
differing names. Man, I think I just really insulted Doug E.

612
00:32:31.069 --> 00:32:31.309
Fresh.

613
00:32:31.369 --> 00:32:33.390
I thought Doug E. Fresh and Doug E. Doug were

614
00:32:33.410 --> 00:32:37.349
the same guy. I need to brush up on my hip-hop.

615
00:32:39.170 --> 00:32:40.529
Yeah, I don't know. Either one of them would be

616
00:32:40.549 --> 00:32:41.109
happy with that.

617
00:32:42.339 --> 00:32:48.799
Probably not. My apologies to the Doug E's from the

618
00:32:48.839 --> 00:32:50.059
bottom of my heart.

619
00:32:51.440 --> 00:32:54.400
I was just saying it as a birthday because it's

620
00:32:54.440 --> 00:32:55.559
an excuse.

621
00:32:55.180 --> 00:32:57.420
Where I get to bring up Cool Runnings and what

622
00:32:57.440 --> 00:32:58.200
a great movie it is.

623
00:32:58.599 --> 00:33:00.460
What is it, Jerry? I said, I know this is

624
00:33:00.500 --> 00:33:05.200
not a today thing, but there's another notable birthday happening

625
00:33:05.220 --> 00:33:05.700
this weekend.

626
00:33:06.509 --> 00:33:07.049
Oh, what's that?

627
00:33:08.809 --> 00:33:11.319
You don't know? Hang on.

628
00:33:11.329 --> 00:33:12.170
I'm looking at the date.

629
00:33:12.190 --> 00:33:16.549
Let's see. We're recording this on September 16th. The episode

630
00:33:16.569 --> 00:33:17.869
drops on September 17th.

631
00:33:17.869 --> 00:33:32.160
Okay. Raj's birthday was October. Is it yours? Yes. Is

632
00:33:32.200 --> 00:33:33.599
it your birthday this weekend, Jerry?

633
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:34.220
Yes.

634
00:33:35.420 --> 00:33:42.579
I mean, surprise. 51 to 52.

635
00:33:42.579 --> 00:33:42.859
Yeah.

636
00:33:42.880 --> 00:33:48.430
That's a real barn burner of a birthday. Hmm.

637
00:33:50.740 --> 00:33:54.319
Yeah, I blew it out on the 50th.

638
00:33:55.759 --> 00:33:58.240
We are 0 for 3 here inside the treehouse with

639
00:33:58.299 --> 00:34:01.279
wishing you a happy birthday, Jerry. Number one, I didn't

640
00:34:01.319 --> 00:34:04.740
even know it was your birthday. Number two, Trey didn't

641
00:34:04.819 --> 00:34:07.529
know how old you were. And in the chat, Linda

642
00:34:07.569 --> 00:34:09.190
just said, happy birthday, jerk.

643
00:34:09.670 --> 00:34:14.800
I was off by a year. That's a compliment to Jerry.

644
00:34:14.840 --> 00:34:22.739
I thought he was younger. Happy birthday, jerk.

645
00:34:23.500 --> 00:34:26.579
I mean, that is one of the nicest things I've

646
00:34:26.599 --> 00:34:27.500
been called, actually.

647
00:34:29.340 --> 00:34:30.920
It's better to have a T on the end than

648
00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:31.320
a K.

649
00:34:31.679 --> 00:34:32.239
That's right.

650
00:34:33.949 --> 00:34:36.010
I'm sorry, Jerry. Happy birthday, man.

651
00:34:37.050 --> 00:34:40.190
In my defense, I'm terrible with birthdays because I'm not

652
00:34:40.250 --> 00:34:42.989
big on my birthday, so it has to be drilled

653
00:34:43.050 --> 00:34:44.929
into my head anybody else's.

654
00:34:45.570 --> 00:34:48.809
Your birthday is your own personal holiday. Even if you

655
00:34:48.849 --> 00:34:54.150
don't subscribe to a government-mandated holiday or religious holiday, there

656
00:34:54.190 --> 00:34:56.250
is one day out of the year that is for you,

657
00:34:56.269 --> 00:34:57.780
and that's your birthday.

658
00:34:58.820 --> 00:35:06.219
It is an arbitrary marker of time. What day is

659
00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:06.820
your birthday, Jerry?

660
00:35:07.539 --> 00:35:10.659
September 20th, the day after International Talk Like a Pirate Day,

661
00:35:11.659 --> 00:35:13.710
and the day before the first day of autumn.

662
00:35:16.159 --> 00:35:22.440
Man, they sandwiched you in between those perfectly. All right,

663
00:35:22.460 --> 00:35:28.840
September 20th. Tara, can you make a note of that, please?

664
00:35:28.980 --> 00:35:32.070
September 20th, Jerry's... Yeah, Jerry's birthday.

665
00:35:32.110 --> 00:35:37.590
September 20th. Yeah, I know I should know it, but I...

666
00:35:37.590 --> 00:35:42.849
Tara has reprimanded me. I'm sorry, Jerry. September 20th, Jert's birthday.

667
00:35:47.050 --> 00:35:48.579
That's how I'm actually going to put it in there now,

668
00:35:48.619 --> 00:35:53.920
I think. Happy birthday, Jerry. The big five, too. Anything

669
00:35:53.960 --> 00:36:01.320
special planned? Perfect. That sounds exactly correct and proper for

670
00:36:01.340 --> 00:36:02.340
a 52nd birthday.

671
00:36:02.619 --> 00:36:04.980
Yeah. I think I'm going to go eat Tex-Mex with

672
00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:11.250
the fam. But other than that, we'll party.

673
00:36:11.369 --> 00:36:12.610
There's not a lot to celebrate.

674
00:36:13.630 --> 00:36:13.750
No.

675
00:36:15.130 --> 00:36:17.429
I used to do the big birthday parties on like

676
00:36:17.449 --> 00:36:20.559
the tens, you know, like the 30th or the 40th.

677
00:36:21.920 --> 00:36:24.280
Then get to 50 and it's like, maybe we should

678
00:36:24.300 --> 00:36:27.179
do the big parties every five just to make sure.

679
00:36:29.360 --> 00:36:31.050
Makes sense. Get them all in.

680
00:36:31.590 --> 00:36:34.510
Look, there are different landmark birthdays in our lives, right?

681
00:36:34.650 --> 00:36:38.130
I mean, 16, you get your license. 18, you can

682
00:36:38.230 --> 00:36:39.530
vote or join the military.

683
00:36:39.530 --> 00:36:46.159
21, you can drink. 25, you can rent a car. Uh, yeah.

684
00:36:47.349 --> 00:36:49.489
And the insurance comes down a little bit.

685
00:36:50.289 --> 00:36:53.809
Um, then there's, then there's the mile marker birthdays, like

686
00:36:53.809 --> 00:36:57.610
30 and.

687
00:36:56.599 --> 00:36:59.320
40, 50.

688
00:36:59.320 --> 00:37:01.679
But after you turn 50, there are not a whole

689
00:37:01.739 --> 00:37:07.769
lot of, you know, celebratory birthdays or noteworthy birthdays. There's,

690
00:37:07.769 --> 00:37:12.340
55 used to be one because that's when people could retire,

691
00:37:12.400 --> 00:37:14.860
but that's not happening for our generation or any that

692
00:37:14.880 --> 00:37:18.900
we're going to see. Um, so what are, so then, yeah,

693
00:37:18.920 --> 00:37:21.900
you're right. Then you're just kind of noting the major birthdays.

694
00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:23.880
Like after you turned 50, it's like, Hey, what's the

695
00:37:23.920 --> 00:37:26.780
next big one? I made it to 55.

696
00:37:26.780 --> 00:37:27.099
Cool.

697
00:37:27.500 --> 00:37:30.519
Uh, then I make it to 60. After 60, it's like,

698
00:37:30.579 --> 00:37:32.820
you're just happy that you made it to another one. Yeah.

699
00:37:33.719 --> 00:37:37.760
Are there any like noteworthy birthdays after you turned 50 that,

700
00:37:38.840 --> 00:37:39.400
I'm forgetting.

701
00:37:40.840 --> 00:37:42.260
Social Security birthday?

702
00:37:42.260 --> 00:37:48.250
65. I mean... 72 now?

703
00:37:48.250 --> 00:37:48.309
64.

704
00:37:48.289 --> 00:37:50.150
That was in the Beatles song. Everybody gets to sing

705
00:37:50.170 --> 00:37:54.130
that Beatles song to you. Will you still need me?

706
00:37:54.309 --> 00:37:57.750
Will you still feed me when I'm 64?

707
00:37:57.750 --> 00:38:00.030
See, even they thought 64 was old back then. Do

708
00:38:00.050 --> 00:38:01.739
you think they sing that song now and they think.

709
00:38:02.260 --> 00:38:03.980
Oh, mate, we're really old now.

710
00:38:04.000 --> 00:38:06.940
Yeah, because.

711
00:38:08.130 --> 00:38:11.170
After you hit whatever age you're going to pull social security,

712
00:38:11.190 --> 00:38:13.809
there's no noteworthy birthdays, right?

713
00:38:13.829 --> 00:38:20.199
You're still alive. Every day is the birthday.

714
00:38:20.900 --> 00:38:25.679
I mean, that's why Jerry's right. It's like high school reunions.

715
00:38:26.440 --> 00:38:30.000
You do it every 10 years, and then after 30,

716
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:31.860
you do it every five years, because then it's like, well,

717
00:38:31.880 --> 00:38:32.760
who's alive and who's dead?

718
00:38:33.389 --> 00:38:34.369
Yeah, right.

719
00:38:34.550 --> 00:38:37.489
And we've already lost a lot of people in my

720
00:38:38.559 --> 00:38:40.320
graduating class. Really?

721
00:38:40.760 --> 00:38:40.980
Yeah.

722
00:38:41.199 --> 00:38:43.460
We lost, we lost a lot during COVID and just

723
00:38:43.480 --> 00:38:47.099
for other reasons, it's been, it's been rough on the

724
00:38:47.099 --> 00:38:47.500
93 skaters.

725
00:38:48.539 --> 00:38:48.900
Jesus.

726
00:38:50.099 --> 00:38:54.760
Uh, 98 Vikings, uh, got an early start. I think

727
00:38:54.800 --> 00:38:57.559
there was a girl that died like a couple of

728
00:38:57.599 --> 00:39:02.130
months after graduation. And then within a year, within a

729
00:39:02.210 --> 00:39:05.090
year of graduating, we had a guy, uh, wakeboarding in

730
00:39:05.130 --> 00:39:09.320
Lake Arlington drowned. So 98 Vikings started early. I don't

731
00:39:09.340 --> 00:39:11.280
know where everyone else has ended up since, but.

732
00:39:11.219 --> 00:39:13.659
We were overachievers. There's no doubt about that.

733
00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:18.960
I married four people out of my senior year, senior

734
00:39:18.980 --> 00:39:20.429
year to freshman year in college.

735
00:39:22.449 --> 00:39:22.769
Four?

736
00:39:25.670 --> 00:39:27.340
Were they on the same boat or something, or is

737
00:39:27.360 --> 00:39:28.320
it all different stuff.

738
00:39:29.780 --> 00:39:36.469
All different three car wrecks one a freak accident one

739
00:39:36.489 --> 00:39:37.670
a suicide actually there was.

740
00:39:37.650 --> 00:39:44.389
Five Jesus that reminds me you need to watch the

741
00:39:44.409 --> 00:40:02.619
final destination movie holy shit i'm sorry i did not

742
00:40:02.699 --> 00:40:04.099
expect that to hit that hard.

743
00:40:09.039 --> 00:40:11.179
I say that because i was thinking about it in

744
00:40:11.219 --> 00:40:14.300
the terms of like when you're when you're graduating high

745
00:40:14.340 --> 00:40:17.000
school and the valedictorian is doing the speech and everything

746
00:40:17.969 --> 00:40:19.789
They get up there and they talk about hope and

747
00:40:19.809 --> 00:40:20.309
the future.

748
00:40:20.349 --> 00:40:22.489
They never get up there and say, some of us

749
00:40:22.530 --> 00:40:23.730
are going to be dead soon.

750
00:40:30.010 --> 00:40:33.980
If I'd seen the movie, it would probably hit a

751
00:40:34.000 --> 00:40:34.440
lot harder.

752
00:40:36.239 --> 00:40:37.679
Oh, it will.

753
00:40:37.699 --> 00:40:40.300
You'll be one of the weirdos watching Final Destination laughing

754
00:40:40.340 --> 00:40:46.869
your ass off. As opposed to being absolutely mortified. Okay,

755
00:40:46.909 --> 00:40:50.269
last little bit here inside the treehouse for today. We

756
00:40:50.309 --> 00:40:52.909
promised that we would teach you some important life lessons.

757
00:40:54.510 --> 00:41:00.670
One of those is here. Don't jack and drive. A

758
00:41:00.750 --> 00:41:03.739
pantsless driver in Detroit died in a car wreck.

759
00:41:03.590 --> 00:41:11.199
While watching porn. Speaking of Final Destination. This dude... Let's

760
00:41:11.239 --> 00:41:11.699
be honest.

761
00:41:11.840 --> 00:41:14.099
This dude went out on top. What I mean by

762
00:41:14.139 --> 00:41:19.130
that is He leveled up in death. This is a

763
00:41:19.190 --> 00:41:23.730
new level of distracted driving. A 58-year-old man who could

764
00:41:23.769 --> 00:41:29.210
clearly still get it up was preoccupied by porn on

765
00:41:29.289 --> 00:41:33.530
his phone when he crashed his car, rolled his vehicle,

766
00:41:34.900 --> 00:41:35.480
all while.

767
00:41:35.320 --> 00:41:38.079
Not wearing pants. And he died.

768
00:41:40.960 --> 00:41:41.699
Wasn't he ejected?

769
00:41:56.570 --> 00:41:58.800
You remember earlier when i said share this show with

770
00:41:58.860 --> 00:42:07.280
a friend if you loved what you heard here today

771
00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:13.900
share it with a friend.

772
00:42:13.579 --> 00:42:18.079
And together we can grow really big and strong the

773
00:42:18.119 --> 00:42:19.099
treehouse show.

774
00:42:20.619 --> 00:42:22.159
And possibly avoid.

775
00:42:21.760 --> 00:42:26.820
Any premature ejections. We'll see you next time right here

776
00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:28.519
inside the treehouse.

777
00:42:29.340 --> 00:42:30.000
And he really was.