Hawk Tuah and the Tsunami of Stupid | EPISODE 101

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It is time to leave your worries
outside and laugh with us inside the treehouse.

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Welcome to episode one oh one century
plus one. And not to brag

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or nothing, but I'm going to
celebrate our one hundredth plus one episode with

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a tsunami of stupid gentlemen, So
I want you to be not just mentally,

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but also physically, but most importantly
emotionally prepared for said tsunami of stupid.

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Okay, yeah, ready, you
say that, but we'll just have

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to We'll just have to see raj
okay. Is the hawk Tua girl involved?

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I'm sorry say that again. Don't
tell me the hot Ta girl hot

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to uh hot oh no girl saving
relationships left, right and sideways? All

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right? Who is that? You
really don't know who the hot Tua girl

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is? No, honestly, I
thought it was something you mentioned Tua,

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and I thought, well, is
that the Is that the guy that got

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catfished at Notre Dame or was it
the guy who was all greased up carrying

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the Tongan flag at the Olympics like
three different times? Uh? All right,

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everyone, hang on, give me
a tsunami of stupid. Must wait

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because Trey has to educate me.
On something that I've seen. Well,

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he's gonna warm the waters for the
tsunami. He's gotta, he's gotta,

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he's gotta shift the tech. Do
you know who I'm talking about? I

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do not. Oh this is great, so I'm not alone in my ignorance.

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Yeah, he's gotta shift the tectonic
plates to get the water to put

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to pull back and then and then
we can rush in with the tsunami.

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That's true because the worst storms I've
learned this living in the Caribbean now for

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a couple of years. The worst
storms happen when the waters are in fact

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warm. So this makes sense.
Yes, Well, the tsunami happens when

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the tectonic plates shift up and there's
nowhere for all the pressure to go,

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so it goes straight through the ocean
floor up to the sea level and it

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you can always tell when the tsunami
is coming. The shore line gets larger

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because the water is pulling back.
And that's when if you see that,

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if you're ever on vacation and all
of a sudden you're like, hey,

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where did the water go run?
And because of the tsunami a handful of

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years ago, I know that,
Yes, seeing it and that was before

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what was that the mid two thousands, was it the Indonesian tsunami? So

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that was before that was before the
prevalence of smartphones being able to pull your

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phone out and to start recording video
really easily, let alone good video.

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Yeah. So it's like if that
has but nowadays and you saw the water

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disappear, I know, to run
my ass the opposite direction and ry like

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hell to climb the high ground.
Yeah, I lovel in la in the

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You know, when you go to
down in Santa Monica or if you go

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to Hermosa Beach or any of those, they have a tsunami evacuation route.

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We have those here on the street
signs. Yeah. I think it's hilarious.

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I'm like, oh, so you're
gonna outrun water? Oh okay,

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at least here with the tsunami evacuate
with the tsunami evacuation route, got hurt.

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Say, you can just go up
because it's mountains. Yeah, so,

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like you get to the beach,
you can go up pretty quickly.

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You just got to be good at
running uphill. The downside is the majority

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of the tsunami evacuation route signs are
covered up with banded slash happy hour stickers.

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So it's actually kind of brilliant marketing
when you think about it, that

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in order to avoid the sunai me, you must first hit the happy you

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must first hit the happy hour at
beach bar. Or what you do is

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you set up a bar on top
of the mountain so when the sunamty hits,

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the captive audience the windmill bar.
Okay, okay, all right,

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okay, hang on. Okay,
So I'm seeing this now because Tray,

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you're sharing your screen with this so
we can see this. This girl looks

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familiar. I think I've seen a
video that's not even the girl. Okay,

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so never mind then. So anyway, this was kind of a man

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on the street deal, and the
guy asked, what do you do to

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keep a man happy? Okay,
can y'all hear that? Yeah, it's

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a little soft, but play that
again. I think I got the gist

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of it, but I just want
to make sure. Yeah, So he

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asks her what to do to keep
a man happy? Yep, sure it

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does. She has a plan.
All right, give the hawk tua and

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spit on that thing. I can
believe that that has been that is the

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I bet I can't even fathom how
many views that thing has and how many

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you know, different it's been everywhere. Yeah, imagine you got a number

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of hands raised in the comments.
She's a wise woman, Okay, is

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she? Because now I'm wondering,
I've questioned things when I've seen this in

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h in the adult film industry,
the spitting thing, what what is the

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what is it with the spin on
it thing? It's like, can't you

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just get you know, they sell
products at commons to Go and New Fine

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Arts all these places to you know, slick things up. You don't have

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to hawk Tua like that chick is
saying, yeah, I don't, I

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don't, Yeah you do. Okay, So this this lady has found one

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of the ways to get to Trey's
heart. Yeah, that's right. You

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know what, I should not be
surprised. One of the ways to get

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to Trey's heart is by spinning on
him. A poor fellow. She's like

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the oral sex yoda. Hoktua,
you must clearly I'll have not been on

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TikTok this week, so I guess
not. I get the occasional email,

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but I don't check all of them. Yeah, it's the funniest thing for

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me with TikTok, like, I
don't go on there anymore. I don't

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upload videos and I have. I've
gotten more followers in the last two months

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than when I was actually actively on
it. Uh So I don't know,

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So is this is that where she
was on was she on the I I'm

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not actually even sure which one it
started on, but I just in my

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head I always see this is like
her dad's going to be at like the

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golf course with his buddies, and
like, oh man, you got to

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check this girl out. And that's
my that's my little one. Yeah.

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Now, the worst part is that
they found some bartender who looks just like

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her, but it's not her.
And of course that girl has just been

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getting Yeah, actually she'd be getting
a lot of tips, I would,

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and I bet she'd say and money. Although going back to the golf thing,

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that would be really awkward. At
the nineteenth toll when yeah, that

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girl's dad gets handed you know,
a buddy's phone check this chick out,

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I'm like, oh my god,
yeah, it's really I mean, there

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are t shirts that have been made, so yeah, really bad if his

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buddies see it. Used to be
back in the day that in Playboy They

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would always ask the center folds until, so what what are your parents going

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to say? What your father gonna
think? And some of them will say,

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well, they don't know. Uh, some have said, you know,

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I think they'll be really proud.
The twenty first century version of that

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is going viral and is it the
thing you want to be known for in

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perpetuity? Yeah? The only thing
that only come back like for her,

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like the only saving grace for her
dad, Like if he saw the video

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and be like, ah, just
like her mom that got get a rich

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husband, didn't get off my roll. Yeah, honestly, that might be

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the only saving grace is that if
he can say, yeah, she gets

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it from her mom. But if
she doesn't, yeah, then he's gonna

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have questions as to where she's picked
this up. His daughter went viral,

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and he's gonna be like, God, I wish it was her pees that's

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what I get for sending her to
Texas State. Yeah? Was she she

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a college student down in sand Marcus
Trey or we know the origins. It's

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a great mystery. Will she come
forward? Oh, backwards? Sideways?

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I'm sure she does all the time. She'll not only look back at it,

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you and all your friends. You
don't want to see her scrap book.

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She didn't use glue to stick.
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introduced to the Hakatua Girl, which
thank you again for that Trey. I

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promised a tsunami of stupid. In
order to get to the tsunami of stupid,

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I must first interrogate Raj about something. Have you yet subjected yourself to

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predator too? I have not.
I've been a little bit busy, but

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I promised this weekend I will get
to that. In American Ninja, those

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are on the top of my list. I just I got sucked into watching

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Monkey Man the other day. So
I did did you finish Monkey Man?

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Because I finished Monkey Man this morning
at the gym? Yes, I did.

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And what did you think of Dev
Patel's directorial debut as Monkey Man,

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or as some are calling it,
Indian john Wick. I don't understand the

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john Wick reference. I don't get
how that is. But okay, like

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he kills a lot of people?
What is at point? What is Monkey

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Man on? It is a new
action film on Peacock. Yeah, Okay,

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did you ever watch I'm uh brain
farting on the title? What was

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that? Was his first movie?
Raj def Patel? Oh, slum Dog

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Millionaire, slum Dug Millionaire. Did
you ever see that? Trey? No?

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I haven't. Okay, So Trey's
cinema history seems to be uh the

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most figures last night. I feel
like that's the equivalent of, Hey,

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I've got a black friend, the
most exotic marigold on the hotel movie,

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I don't know what else? Who? Really? You know what I've been

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Slim Dog Millionaire has been one of
those movies I wanted to watch, So

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I will watch that this weekend.
It was a wonderful movie that almost never

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got made. Danny Boyle, who
directed it, who phenomenal director. He

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has scripts on his desk that people
send all the time. And at the

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end of the year, he has
his daughter come in and she takes an

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industrial science trash can and she just
swipes off his desk and all the scripts

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go into the trash can, and
that every year, the cycle is repeated.

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And she had read this script and
put it on his desk, and

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it was called Question and Answer.
Q and A is what the book was

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called where the movie comes comes from, And when she was swiping everything off,

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it landed on top and she had
put it on his desk, like

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you need to read this, and
he never did, and so it landed

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on top of the pile and she
took it off and went back into his

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office and was like, I told
you to read this. You need to

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read this. And that's how the
movie got made. Otherwise it would have

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just had that fallen to the bottom, that movie would have never been made,

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and those careers would have never been
made either. But yeah, I

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mean, monthy, I appreciate that
little nugget of information because again, going

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to unleash a tsunami of stupid.
So it's nice to be treated to a

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little solid nugget of good old fashioned
did you know information? Yeah, I

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liked monkey Man. I thought he
did a great job. I think it's

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introducing him into the world of being
an action star. He did, he

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did very well. He wrote the
screenplay, he directed it, he produced

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it, and yeah, so I
thought I thought it was really good.

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I never understood, like somebody said, you gotta watch it. It's Indian

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John Wick, and I never understood
besides the fact that he kills a lot

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of people, and there's a dog. I don't The dog is very brief

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in the film. Yes, Look, it's an action film at its core,

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and like most action films, there's
either a protection aspect or a revenge

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aspect in the story. Right in
some cases and might get a little bit

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of both. Yep uh. And
in this one, it is a revenge

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story. And again that's what that's
what a lot of action films are are.

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Revenge said, that's what Taken was. It was a protect action plus

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revenge. It's like, if you
take my daughter going to kill everybody,

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and then he did. That's why
it's a perfect film because there's no messing

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around, there's no learning curve.
He's already a badass and then he just

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destroys everyone in this bath until he
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ninety minutes. In this film,
it's John Wick like, except for the

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fact that he has to go through
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right or become to truly become what
he's meant to be as opposed he just

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kind of languishing. Yeah, So
the revenge aspect, I'm usually on board

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with that. You get a good
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I'm all about it. And that's
what this is. Does he does he

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move fluidly or does he move like
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Okay, so he rings no belts. If you ever look at John Wig,

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you know Keanu Reeves, especially in
two, three and four, Yeah,

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he has that hunchback kind of leg
slide sometime. Yeah. Well that's

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because he's been stabbed and shot like
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it's not so much a style choice
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the other reason I ask about that
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epic action film, you have to
appreciate where these films come from. And

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in order to appreciate action films,
you have to see you know, the

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Forefathers, right, yes, and
that includes films that star you know,

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people that you kind of look down
on now, like a Jean Claude van

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Dam And what I'm now going to
show you is a very instant progression of

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action films. I'm going to take
you back Raj to nineteen ninety three and

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Trey. I'm not sure if you've
even seen this film. There is a

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Little Jim starring Jean Claude Van Dam
called Hard Target. Now, many films

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in the late eighties, throughout the
eighties and into the nineties that were action

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oriented. They all had these really
generic action these sounding names, and unless

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you're very familiar with them, they
can all be transferable from one to the

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other. Hard Target, hard to
Kill, Time to Kill, a place

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to kill, a place to die, all these types of things, right,

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and you can just kind of replace
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Except in Hard Target. I feel
like this role was made for Jean

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Claude Van Dam, or perhaps Jean
Claude Van Dam was born to play the

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Hard Target. Things no one has
ever said for two hundred Alex and I

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was reminded of this recently because I
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media Forget it doesn't matter which channel, a scene from the film Hard Target

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that I had completely forgotten that I
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question is, Trey, have you
seen this film? I believe, I

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believe I have. I mean,
obviously that has been thirty years ago,

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so h But I'm sadly pretty sure
I saw all of Van Dam's movies from

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I'll say eighty seven to ninety five. Whatever, You're not alone. You're

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not alone. I've done the same
RAJ. Have you seen Hard Target?

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Is this the one where he's like, at some point fixing a motorcycle and

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they make fun of the way he
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hide with one of the Pulkin kids. I could be wrong. This may

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be this one. Oh, this
is John Club in that movie. Right,

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yeah, he made a lot.
He made a lot again. Oh

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yeah, and then cocaine happened.
I'm pretty sure cocaine was happening in the

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middle of this. So I'm going
to show you a brief scene here from

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Hard Target starring Jean Claude van Dam, all the way back in nineteen ninety

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three. Can you see it?
Yeah? All right. You will notice,

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first off, the mulleteest mullet of
all time outside of a hockey rink,

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and that is on the head of
Jean Claudevan Dam. But then he's

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going to confront or actually two thugs
are confronting him and he's gonna have none

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of it. And then there it
is you know in other Westerns when they're

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wearing the shoulder to floor length the
duster and they unveil their wheel gun on

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their hip. He does the same
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He just has his right leg and
he unveils it. God, it's this

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cinema. Look at my leg.
That guy's got a knife. I kicked

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in the face his leg. And
another bad guy that lead pipe hops on

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top of the car with an even
even nicer mullet. Mm hmmmm, and

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then he gives him a spinny kick
Mustangs when they were made out of metal.

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Yeah. I mean that's some high
quality stuntwork right there, not only

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in order to kick all those people
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with a mullet that Christine yes,
and just the right amount of moisture in

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it. But now there's another scene
in the film that you need to be

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witnessed to that is an evolution of
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That scene look familiar to you just
now, No, the next one might.

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Okay, also from nineteen ninety three's
Hard Target, of course, I

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trust you. His co star Yancey
Butler, looking at him. They're in

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the woods. He looks sweaty and
mullety, and he asked, do you

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trust me? And she says,
of course, I trust you. Close

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your eyes. Not again. Do
you want me to trust you with my

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eyes closed? Close your eyes?
She's so excited with anticipation. He looks

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deep into her eyes. She closes
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bit, anticipating some romantic gesture,
and then she looks at the time.

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Oh, that's a goddamn rattlesnake creeping
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for the greatness of John clude vandam
that's just a snake. With his bare

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hand holds it over her shoulder.
She looks now, oh my god,

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look ties it up, but acting
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top of the head. That was
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She was getting ready to talk to
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mac on top of the head,
and then he punches it. Can

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it falls unconscious? Can I Can
I just ask him? Can I just

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ask a scientific question? Yeah?
Please? Can you? Can you give

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a snake a concussion? I don't
know. I don't believe. I don't

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believe you can knock out a snake. No, I mean us, are

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you immortals? Don't? Claud Bendam, thank you, thank you, You've

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answered your own question. Rober Okay, can I can I knock out a

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rattlesnake? No? Can you?
No? Contrey No, probably not,

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but John Claude van Damn, sure
as hell can see they missed an opportunity

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here. They titled the film Hard
Target when it should have been called Snake

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Puncher. I mean that would have
that would have surpassed Citizen Kane on the

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list of all time greatest films just
based on the title alone. And that

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mullet. I don't I don't know
how that's not a show on TLC.

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Is this a snake Puncher or just
some redneck with a mullet in Louisiana?

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Or maybe it would be Lifetime's first
foray into the action genre or yeah,

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exactly? Wishean Claude van dam uh
and introducing the hawk to a girl?

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other day you posted on the Brooks
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a plumber driving his work van off
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going through one yard, and then
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be a brick and wood fenced into
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you smartly captioned same or next day's
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And it was a competitors vehicle,
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off roading. But all of the
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And that was posted in a plumbing
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Plumbers of Texas. And if you
do anything in a plumbing truck, or

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you do a very bad job,
there is no one that has seen worse

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craftsmanship than the craftsman that comes behind
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And we're all gonna talk about it
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have developed a hypothesis that plumbers are
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They know everything about what's going on. And I saw this post in the

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group today and was just like,
here is a marketing gold nugget gifted to

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me by the gods, and we
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you haven't been to our Facebook at
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was sitting at my desk this morning
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because it was just so bad.
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the technician was not having like a
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hope he had not fallen asleep.
I want to say, I respectfully for

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him. I hope it was the
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backyard sitting at her patio table when
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I don't know if she heard him
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from the table right before he plows
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Plumbing Texas dot com. Continuing now, the Tsunami of stupid? Are you

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gentlemen ready? Okay, here we
go. Is this the right button?

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It is in order to squeeze in
all the stories of the tsunami of stupid,

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we're gonna throw some news in to
help us do this. A woman

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sued her boyfriend for not driving her
to the airport. M sounds about right.

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Is there a statue of limitations on
that? Or should I expect a

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server at my door? What happened
to life? Yeah? Every ex girlfriend

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that he picked them up at the
airport and that that was just hism,

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like serial killers have their mo o. Trey's a serial lever. Yeah.

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The woman sued her boyfriend for not
taking her to the airport. This was

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in New Zealand. She sued her
boyfriend of six years for not driving her

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to the airport. He said he'd
pick her up and take her, but

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he did not show, so she
missed her flight and a big concert that

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she was planning on seing. He
also promised to stay at her house and

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dogsit, but he didn't do that
either. Well, if she didn't make

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the flight, then I don't understand
how those things would be necessary. But

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anyway, so she took him to
court, ensued for damages, including the

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cost of a dog sitter and a
shuttle to the airport. A judge heard

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the case and considered whether the agreement
was legally binding. How do you think

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the judge ruled a gentleman? Do
you think the judge ruled in favor of

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the girlfriend who was stranded and not
delivered to the airport or did he find

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in favor of the boyfriend? What
state is this? This is the state

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of New Zealand. Oh, I
have no idea, I'm gonna go.

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He ruled in her favor? Interesting, Okay, what about you? I

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mean I know that in Texas,
a verbal verbal verbally is a binding contract,

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like you can if you say something
out loud and there's a witness to

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it, there's a that's a contract
that's verbally binding or whatever. But I

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don't know about the laws of New
Zealand, so I'm gonna go. He

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ruled in favor of the boyfriend.
Okay, the bell is for you,

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RAJ, and you get the buzzer. So in fact, the judge ruled

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in favor, not really in favor
of the boyfriend, but basically told the

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girlfriend, now you're not getting anything
out of it. He said that while

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partners, friends, and colleagues often
make social arrangements, they're not legally enforceable

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unless there is an act that demonstrates
an intention that the person will be bound

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by their promises. I think in
English legal harlance, I believe that would

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be consideration. So, in other
words, make your boyfriend sign a contracts

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he'll take you to the airport.
Otherwise you're probably out of luck. And

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in case you couldn't guess it by
the story, now told you they're no

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longer together. Yeah, that would
make for an awkward date night. This

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interesting little tidmit Texas law of oral
representations made during a business negotiation are illegally

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binding. Case law on that is
Trendholm v. Ratcliffe follow really yeah he

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Uh, I bought a piece of
land. Uh. He was a builder

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and was do a development and uh
bought it from a guy named Ray Ratcliffe

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who owned the piece of adjoining land
uh next to it, and promised my

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dad he would not put a trailer
park there. And then once Dad started

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building, he put a trailer park
there and Dad eventually won, went all

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the way to State Supreme Court.
Wow he win? Did he did?

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He bring out belt that he brought
out of a training Sean Gillis, who

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was one of the most fantastic guys
ever. He literally he was. He

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was from I think Mount Pleasant and
uh, just a country guy but like

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he may, went through ut Law
working in the cafeteria, rode a bicycle

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and John would show up to court
with it, you know, just eating

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a chili dog and have a stain
on his tie. But he was one

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of the best attorneys ever. Was
a man after my own heart. Loves

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this guy. That's because he needed
it to be replacing his own. He

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did fifty two of heart disease from
all the chili dogs. But so it's

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weird. So so that that whole
thing is where a verbal contract is binding

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is because of your dad. That's
crazy. Okay, that's very cool.

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So a little a little more knowledge
in the tsunami of stupid. So yeah,

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there you go that it's important to
Pepper in survivor stories. So that's

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why it makes the tsunami worth Since
then, you know, a deceptive trey

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practices has kind of codified that in
actual law. But that was the beginning

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of it. Wow, your dad
was president, so in one hand,

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anything that his right hand was belt
and his left hand was precedent, he

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called it law and order. And
also, one last little piece of information

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that I wanted to share with you, gentlemen on the news side of the

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avalanche of stupid. Is this a
Florida man, of course through Yeah,

405
00:33:44.279 --> 00:33:49.759
a Florida man through furniture off of
a Manhattan high rise building, proving that

406
00:33:50.839 --> 00:33:54.119
while you can take the man out
of Florida, you can't take the Florida

407
00:33:54.160 --> 00:34:00.839
out of the man. Yeah.
I saw, I saw the story and

408
00:34:00.359 --> 00:34:07.119
the I think somebody took a video
and or pictures. Did he think the

409
00:34:07.199 --> 00:34:13.199
laws of gravity were different? In
another state, but I would I'd be

410
00:34:13.239 --> 00:34:19.599
willing to say. Yes, he's
from Florida. The humidity catches everything midair

411
00:34:19.639 --> 00:34:23.079
there, so yeah. The Florida
man is accused of throwing furniture off of

412
00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:28.159
a midtown high rise building last Friday. According to NYPD, Jean Oliver,

413
00:34:28.280 --> 00:34:32.360
thirty three, entered the building without
permission, went up to the twentieth floor

414
00:34:32.440 --> 00:34:37.719
patio, tossed tables and chairs over
the side to the street below. A

415
00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:39.840
citizen app video showed a shirtless man
on the patio, pacing back and forth

416
00:34:39.880 --> 00:34:44.119
and occasionally raising his arms. Crowd
of onlookers watched him from the street.

417
00:34:44.960 --> 00:34:47.719
They shut down part of the street
where the furniture landed. He was charged

418
00:34:49.239 --> 00:34:54.559
with burglary, reckless endangerment, criminal
mischief, and criminal trespass. He is

419
00:34:54.599 --> 00:34:59.000
from West Park, Florida, which
is near Fort Lauderdale, where I have

420
00:34:59.079 --> 00:35:04.199
spentsiderable amount of time over the last
week, and I can surely attest that

421
00:35:06.320 --> 00:35:08.239
had I been rerouted on my flight
to New York, I might have been

422
00:35:08.280 --> 00:35:15.280
tossing some furniture off of the building
myself. Yeah, I imagine like the

423
00:35:15.320 --> 00:35:19.800
Fort Lauderdale Airports has the same sign
like at convenience doores like no shirt,

424
00:35:19.840 --> 00:35:23.440
no shoes, no service. I
just see that, or it just goes

425
00:35:23.559 --> 00:35:29.599
no shirt, no shoes, no
problem. Yeah, I think it's Florida.

426
00:35:29.639 --> 00:35:32.719
I think if they went the no
shirt, no shoes, no service,

427
00:35:34.119 --> 00:35:38.119
I think they'd be empty. There'd
just be like fifty dudes outside just

428
00:35:38.239 --> 00:35:46.079
not knowing what to do, milling
around. Yeah. I'm surprised in Manhattan

429
00:35:46.079 --> 00:35:50.039
like that didn't like in Midtown,
especially depending on time of day, like

430
00:35:50.119 --> 00:35:53.719
I mean it, Yeah, I'm
surprised I didn't actually injure anybody because there,

431
00:35:53.760 --> 00:35:58.679
I mean, it's always just packed
with people on the sidewalks. So

432
00:35:59.360 --> 00:36:01.880
that's stunning that nobody got hurt because
that would just absolutely I mean that would

433
00:36:01.880 --> 00:36:05.079
just that would be it, like
and that would suck, Like what did

434
00:36:05.079 --> 00:36:10.039
you get hit with wicker? Like
how do you die? Patti of Furniture.

435
00:36:12.360 --> 00:36:14.719
In fact, he was shirtless.
I mean it's like, yeah,

436
00:36:14.960 --> 00:36:20.679
like the transformation to Florida Man couldn't
be complete until he ripped off his Shirtmania

437
00:36:20.719 --> 00:36:23.679
style. I like, how we
have Monkey Man on Peacock, we can

438
00:36:23.719 --> 00:36:30.960
have Florida Man on Netflix. We
need to make that movie. Look,

439
00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:34.760
they made Cocaine Bear I'm pretty sure
Florida Man can can you know become a

440
00:36:34.800 --> 00:36:42.400
franchise. I think those title was
Florida Man Cocaine Bear. That was the

441
00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:52.079
South Beach version Bird Cage Part two. I really will watch Nathan Lane in

442
00:36:52.119 --> 00:37:14.159
anything Online on Air dot com.
You're in the tree House, visit us

443
00:37:14.199 --> 00:37:21.679
online at treehouseonair dot com. Quick
reminder inside the tree House that on Saturday,

444
00:37:21.760 --> 00:37:25.559
July twenty seventh, it is not
only the day after Tree's birthday,

445
00:37:25.760 --> 00:37:30.920
but it is also the day of
the tree House Podcast Pool Party twenty twenty

446
00:37:31.000 --> 00:37:37.559
four at the Fraternal Order of Eagles
Pool in Dallas. We'll get more info

447
00:37:37.800 --> 00:37:42.559
up on the website and everything and
on our social media soon, but for

448
00:37:42.639 --> 00:37:46.039
now, go ahead and mark the
calendar for Treehouse Pool Party twenty twenty four,

449
00:37:46.039 --> 00:37:51.880
Saturday July twenty seventh at the Foe
Pool in Dallas in Dallas, Foe

450
00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:58.840
and Pool in Dallas, and Hayley
on our Patreon commented, now I'm torn.

451
00:37:59.320 --> 00:38:02.360
I'm available the day. I'm available
the day of the Treehouse Pool party,

452
00:38:04.400 --> 00:38:06.960
but nobody's going to want to see
me in a swimsuit. Still not

453
00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:09.480
summer bod ready, Haley. None
of us are Uh. And the thing

454
00:38:09.559 --> 00:38:12.719
is, just because it's a pool
party doesn't mean you have to get in.

455
00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:16.119
You don't even have to wear a
swimsuit. Mm hmm, No,

456
00:38:16.239 --> 00:38:20.480
I mean it's uh, it's it's
there's a there's a place for grilling,

457
00:38:20.519 --> 00:38:22.880
there's a I'm like, if you
want to just hang out, think of

458
00:38:22.920 --> 00:38:25.320
it like, think of it as
a barbecue that also has a pool exactly.

459
00:38:25.400 --> 00:38:29.400
Uh. And and a bar that
also has a barbecue, and a

460
00:38:29.400 --> 00:38:31.880
barbecue that also has a pool.
So there's all kinds of options. You

461
00:38:31.920 --> 00:38:36.400
can sit your butt over at the
bar and just sit there and sip on

462
00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:40.199
cocktails with us, or you can
barbecue or go over to the grill get

463
00:38:40.239 --> 00:38:45.559
grab yourself a burger or a hot
dog, and uh, if you feel

464
00:38:45.559 --> 00:38:47.360
like it, put your feet in
the water. Yeah, you don't have

465
00:38:47.400 --> 00:38:51.119
to get all the way in.
Yeah, don't worry about it here.

466
00:38:51.239 --> 00:38:53.320
And if you really, you really, if you really want some assistance on

467
00:38:53.320 --> 00:38:58.679
on getting in the pool, uh, Trey can help you with the spitting

468
00:38:58.719 --> 00:39:04.400
and just slide you right in.
So again, mark your calendar. Saturday,

469
00:39:04.480 --> 00:39:07.360
July twenty seventh, three house pool
party at the Foe in Dallas.

470
00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:13.159
More details to come so be sure
to check out the website Treehouse on Air

471
00:39:13.199 --> 00:39:16.840
dot com and at Treehouse on Air
all the social channels for more information and

472
00:39:16.880 --> 00:39:20.840
details and fun and all that kind
of cool stuff. Now, before I

473
00:39:20.960 --> 00:39:24.159
leave you, gentlemen, this is
the backside of the tsunami of stupid today

474
00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:31.559
and one of the best things I've
heard all week. I wanted to share

475
00:39:31.559 --> 00:39:37.119
with you because I like to share
things with my buddies, right, thanks,

476
00:39:37.119 --> 00:39:39.039
man. And I know that in
a previous episode we had a lot

477
00:39:39.079 --> 00:39:49.039
of fun with the legend Conway Twitty
and with hits like I'm Gonna lay you

478
00:39:49.119 --> 00:39:55.519
down the rows and countless others that
we're on a cassette in my uncle's tractor,

479
00:39:58.480 --> 00:40:00.639
the entire Conway Twitty election. And
I'm not making that up, by

480
00:40:00.639 --> 00:40:07.159
the way, I believe those are
sentences I will never utter. I understand

481
00:40:07.320 --> 00:40:12.519
Raj your hesitancy with artificial intelligence,
and it's you know, current onslaught into

482
00:40:12.559 --> 00:40:19.079
the mainstream. But there are some
practical, wonderful, beautifully stupid uses for

483
00:40:19.119 --> 00:40:22.400
it. And this is how we
distract the AI from killing us all by

484
00:40:22.440 --> 00:40:32.800
making it mash up Conway Twitty and
oh yes, and if you were alive

485
00:40:32.840 --> 00:40:39.480
today in the club about ale soul
of bum. I'm in the having sex

486
00:40:40.559 --> 00:40:45.599
in the making the This is the
greatest thing I've ever heard of money.

487
00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:49.119
What's up? This is the greatest
thing I've ever heard. They say,

488
00:40:49.119 --> 00:40:52.639
Hey, it's going to ruin us. You know what, if it does

489
00:40:52.719 --> 00:40:55.400
kill us, I'm gonna laugh the
whole time. You know what, You're

490
00:40:55.480 --> 00:40:59.880
right though, trey A. I
can't ruin us because we humans ruin every

491
00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:04.079
thing first. And this is and
this is a great example of that.

492
00:41:04.239 --> 00:41:09.000
The Conway Twitty mash up with fifty
cent. Oh, if you're in the

493
00:41:09.119 --> 00:41:14.559
getting rooms, go shot. He's
it's your birthday. We're going to party

494
00:41:14.599 --> 00:41:20.559
life. It's your birthday. That's
so good. I'm brought the bands on

495
00:41:20.760 --> 00:41:24.880
the dose win a road twenty deep. It's twenty nine in the blow.

496
00:41:27.599 --> 00:41:32.000
God brought me the dos about all
my fancy things. I dread, my

497
00:41:32.119 --> 00:41:38.679
cars, my clothes, my duels
and fitting jeans. Hell yeah. Uh.

498
00:41:38.840 --> 00:41:44.679
Fifty cent actually came across this himself
on social media. It's from the

499
00:41:45.480 --> 00:41:49.760
account there I Ruined It, which
on Instagram has over two point two million

500
00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:53.920
followers. Ruin your favorite songs,
They'll do mashups of others and this is

501
00:41:53.960 --> 00:41:58.679
one of their more recent examples.
Fifty cent saw it and he needed to

502
00:41:58.719 --> 00:42:05.880
repost it obviously, and he fully
endorsed it by even saying, my country

503
00:42:05.880 --> 00:42:14.679
album is on the way. Beyonce
Ain't got on me held Beyonce song and

504
00:42:14.719 --> 00:42:22.199
now the Conway twitty fifty mashed up. I'm on the Conway twitty fifty cent

505
00:42:22.639 --> 00:42:24.880
train. Yeah, same here.
I think that's the hologram. Nobody at

506
00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:31.559
Coachella is expecting his fifty then comes
out and then Conway Twitty. It's funny

507
00:42:31.599 --> 00:42:38.079
you mentioned that, RAJ, because
I believe they even you checked to see

508
00:42:38.119 --> 00:42:43.760
here. Yep, I'm going to
show you a photo here. This is

509
00:42:43.760 --> 00:42:47.400
from the there I ruined it account
on Instagram, and they not only mashed

510
00:42:47.480 --> 00:42:54.840
up the songs in the club by
fifty cent and tight fitting jeans by Conway

511
00:42:54.880 --> 00:43:04.679
Twitty, they also have the photo
here of the mashup of con of Conway

512
00:43:04.719 --> 00:43:07.760
Twitty's hair and clothing with fifty cents
face and so, gentlemen, I now

513
00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:15.199
introduce you to Conway Fitty. It
should be twenty cent. That is the

514
00:43:15.239 --> 00:43:23.960
other that is the alternate name is
twitty cent. I would listen to what

515
00:43:24.000 --> 00:43:28.159
do you mean, would this is
twitty cent Oh, No, I would

516
00:43:28.159 --> 00:43:30.880
go to the car. I can
find me in the club a bottle full

517
00:43:31.000 --> 00:43:38.679
of bone. I'm in the having
sense, in the making the con Give

518
00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:46.559
me. If you're in the getting
room, go shot. It's your birthday.

519
00:43:46.559 --> 00:43:50.400
Okay, there are any of our
listeners that happened to work at a

520
00:43:50.440 --> 00:43:53.960
Country and Western bar where they were
they were people get out there and cut

521
00:43:54.000 --> 00:43:59.360
a rug as you guys say,
can you please slip that song in because

522
00:43:59.400 --> 00:44:01.760
nobody's gonna notice it for the first
everybody's gonna start dancing because they're don't hear

523
00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:08.239
Conway twitty. Yeah, they may
not notice until either the second or third

524
00:44:08.360 --> 00:44:10.800
verse. They're not going to notice
it in the first because they'll they'll start

525
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:15.400
laying dancing in the first without a
doubt. Yes, So, if there's

526
00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:19.960
anybody, any of our listeners that
happened or wedding DJs or party DJs whatever,

527
00:44:20.320 --> 00:44:22.760
just kind of sneak this in when
when somebody asked for a line dance

528
00:44:22.760 --> 00:44:28.519
song. And in addition to that, Raj, I'm not sure what your

529
00:44:28.519 --> 00:44:31.559
feelings are about Halloween in general,
but you're the only one in the treehouse

530
00:44:31.599 --> 00:44:37.960
that could actually pull off the Twitty
Scent Halloween costume, and I'm I'm definitely

531
00:44:38.000 --> 00:44:44.119
going to do that. I don't
know. You better, you better bring

532
00:44:44.159 --> 00:44:47.320
your ass to town. Oh I
want to witness that in person. Twenty

533
00:44:47.360 --> 00:44:51.400
cents going out on the town.
No, No, you're going in the

534
00:44:51.440 --> 00:44:58.199
club and you know what, you're
going to be wearing, jeans and then

535
00:44:58.239 --> 00:45:06.719
you're gonna lay us all down.
I'd say, hello, darling, there

536
00:45:06.760 --> 00:45:09.360
it is your tsunami of stupid for
today. Thanks for hanging out with us

537
00:45:09.360 --> 00:45:10.960
inside the tree house. We will
see you next time.