Aug. 20, 2026

He Blames Her ASS?! | .4 BAC, a Live Grenade & a Bear Attack

He Blames Her ASS?! | .4 BAC, a Live Grenade & a Bear Attack

It's a full-blown Stupid Newsapalooza on today's episode of The Treehouse Show! We start with a guy whose peaceful mushroom-picking adventure takes a slight turn when he gets attacked by a bear. Then it's off to Florida, where a man discovers a very...

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It's a full-blown Stupid Newsapalooza on today's episode of The Treehouse Show!

We start with a guy whose peaceful mushroom-picking adventure takes a slight turn when he gets attacked by a bear. Then it's off to Florida, where a man discovers a very old LIVE GRENADE and makes the questionable decision to pick it up and personally deliver it to the police station. Right idea. VERY wrong order.

Then we meet a woman who somehow registered a .4 blood alcohol level, which sends the Treehouse crew down memory lane wondering just how high their own BACs might have gotten during their prime drinking days.

And finally, Reddit delivers the relationship question we didn't know we needed: Should a woman leave her boyfriend because he can't keep it up... and says HER ASS is the reason?

Apparently, he has a very particular preference.

And no, it's probably not the one you're guessing.

It's bears, booze, bombs, bad decisions and bedroom problems on today's Treehouse Show.

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Nahha, you suck.

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It is time you believe your worries outside and laugh with

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us Inside the Treehouse. Dan ol Maley along with Trey

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Trenholm and Jerry called well, welcome to the end of

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our quote unquote broadcasting week. Here inside the Treehouse. Today,

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we are starting with stupid news of Palooza. We also

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will jump into revisiting the flock camera debate because there's

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been some new information that has come to light that

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we want to dig into. But first let's start with

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one of the most terrifying headlines I have ever heard

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in my life. A seventy year old mushroom picker had

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his head torn off in a bear attack. This makes

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me want to never go outside ever again. Not that

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I've ever been tempted to go mushroom picking, but I look,

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we just did that waterfall tour the other day in

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the Hills Slash Mountains outside of Portland, and I wasn't

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really worried about any bears because there's just way too

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many people in the areas that we were. But trust me,

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it was in the back of my mind because I

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had seen this headlight that Trey sent earlier in the week.

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You don't know where bears are.

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They're sneaky, You're right, I don't. And I also know

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that they're freaky fast.

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Oh yeah, You not out run a bear.

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Do not do not let their size trick you.

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It's kind of it's kind of like Jerome bettis the

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old running back from the Pittsburgh Steelers. That was a

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big dude, but he could move. He was like a bear,

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big old grizzly bear. He will run your ass down

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and chew you up. And he might have actually because

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he might have been hungry. But a man has died

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after having his head torn off by a bear, well

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picking mushrooms in a Japanese forest. I'll admit to you this.

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When I hear stories about this, A I'm terrified. Be

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it's sad, It's it's extremely sad. And and four, I'm

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really glad this didn't happen anywhere near where I live, right,

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I was surprised.

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I just don't think of Japan having you know, ferocious bears.

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Clearly they do.

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I'm with you.

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I mean, look, this is this is good old fashioned

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American ignorance. I don't think about Japan like that, like

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you just mentioned Trey, like if there's a bear problem,

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I'm thinking. When I saw the headline, I thought Alaska, Canada,

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Canada for sure, somewhere in the Northern States. I mean, look,

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even Texas has its share of you know, black bears

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and things like that. And I honestly I don't know

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how many different species of bears there are, but like

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obviously there's the main ones. There's the big grizzly, the

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big brown grizzly bears, and then the which.

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Are still are. It's basically brown bears, black bears.

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Yeah, brown bear, black bear, that's it. Brown tend to

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be a little bigger, black team to be a little

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bit smaller. But there's smaller black bear species, there's larger

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black bear species, same with the brown bears.

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All I know is if I see a bear, I

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don't know what I'm gonna.

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Do, Buy it a voaka soda.

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I will do that. That sounds like my best bet.

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Actually, you know what surprisingly you're supposed to do with

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a grizzly.

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Punch it in the face.

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No, uh no, you want to make yourself as big

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as possible and be very loud.

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This is one of those things where I had you

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and I this is where you and I disagree so

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so mightily, Trey, not really, but I had always heard

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brown down black attack.

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Now. I don't know about other brown bears, but I

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know with grizzly that say, you know, because they grizzlies

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typically don't want they're not trying to fight you. They're

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typically like protecting their cubs or stuff like that.

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It's more of like a show of force, a show

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of dominance. Hints to stand on the hind legs, so

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they want you to run away or do you then

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like just sheepish, you don't know?

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You like I said, you make yourself as big as

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possible and as loud as possible, and you're not run.

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If you run, you will die.

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Yeah, exactly.

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So I know that with any predator, don't run, don't look,

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don't act like prey.

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Yeah yeah, with a grizzly, because they will eat you alive,

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literally see it.

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And this is what's so difficult about that, because grizzly

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bears are so big, and if I come face to

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face with one and it stands up and is in

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bare language saying I'm gonna f you up, it's going

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to be very difficult for me as a human to

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be like, oh.

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Yeah, right, come at me, bro, you really want to

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square up at that thing? You do not?

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Your options are very limited.

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They really are.

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And you have to kind of play this out in

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your head multiple times. You have to kind of prepare

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yourself if you're going into an area where there may

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be bears and think, Okay, if this happens, I need.

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To do this, I need to do X to survive.

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And really you really need to have a safer place

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to to, you know, to pick your mushrooms. Like for instance,

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mind's the bedroom and the spare the closet and the

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spare bedroom.

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You're a mushroom farmer on the inside, if you know,

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you know fair enough. You know I had a house once.

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You probably could have grown mushrooms. It was so human.

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So yeah, I get that.

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I just go to Kroger.

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Yeah, just go to the store, man, you know, you

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know where I've never been eaten by a bear, proger scags. Yeah,

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I went for a deep pool there. That really is wine.

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That's the one I was gonna do. There you go, Yeah,

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mushroom picker has his head torn off and bear attack.

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My god. Wow.

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Bonus points Trey, what's the Cedar Springs store right now?

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Because I know what used to be in Albertson's and

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then it was I think it was a tom Thumb.

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The main one on Cedar Springs in Dallas.

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That's always been Kroger. You're you're thinking of the one

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that was on McKinney.

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That's yeah, Sorry, my brain just goes to bar uh.

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Yeah, someday they say they're going to open up either

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a central market or god, I hope an h g B.

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But that thing's been sitting vacant now for man probably close.

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To ten years. Holy crap.

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It's amazing the piece of real estate like that, and

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just nothing has happened with it.

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Well, so there's a story.

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No no, so Albertson sold off a big chunk of

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their real estate portfolio to AGB. HIB forever said they

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would never open an HB in Dallas proper because they

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didn't want to infringe on their central market franchise.

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Okay, but.

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They also really didn't want to open hb's in North

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Texas well. Obviously, in the last five years they have

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thrown that to the wind and they are opening up

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agib's left, right and sideways. So there is hope that

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maybe they'll open up an AGB there. But the other

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thing is they can't decide is if they want to

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build a twenty story high rise right there on top

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of the grocery store or what.

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Figure it out. It looks it's a big waste to

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see base. I mean Jesus, it's a.

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That property you're talking, it's a mind boggling I would

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guess that property is somewhere in the neighborhood of fifty

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million dollar property that's just been sitting there. M h.

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I'm loving the chat for the the mushroom picker that

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had his head torn off. I like Mackie's response here.

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He says being loud in front of a grizzly bear

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wouldn't be a problem because I'll definitely be screaming like

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a girl if I saw a bear, and Marshall seems

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to be taking the opposite approach. Instead of offering helpful

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advice if staring down a bear, he wants to give

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the worst advice possible by saying, just climb a tree,

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You'll be fine.

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Lol.

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I do like I do like Diego's idea here, just

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go big and loud like a Karen that I think

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actually is a phenomenal idea if staring down.

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A bear as to talk to go.

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Full Karen and just channel that like, channel that Karen attitude,

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and yeah, that bear will eventually.

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Just go I'm not in the mood for this and

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then just walk away. I like that.

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There was one hYP there would be look at you

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quizically when you ask for its manager.

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Yes, very much like but I am the area of manager.

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I just checked my LinkedIn profile. It says I'm dumb

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the head or do.

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What every you know? The other thing is do what

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every you know? It seems like dash cam or officer

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cam video I see now you know traffic stops that

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you know are going to go awry if someone goes,

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I want to talk to your supervisor. Get your supervisor here.

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And you know, for a long time they were kind

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of okay with it. Now you can tell there's been

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a switch and they're like, yeah, we don't have to

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do that. They're like, oh, yeah you do. No, you

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really don't, you know.

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That's that's more of a polite request that we just entertained.

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And we're done entertaining it now.

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No.

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Usually when someone's calling for backup, it's because they want

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the additional hands and sometimes they want the additional camera footage.

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Or the additional taser.

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Also that yeah, because because you know what, you know,

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what's more fun than writing one lightning.

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Doubling up?

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New Orleans police say a man was stabbed Monday morning,

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but he didn't even.

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Know it they built differently.

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In Louisiana, man was stabbed multiple times and told police

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he didn't even know he'd been attacked. Jesus, you go

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from a bear attack where it ripped a dude's head off.

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Obviously that guy knows he got attacked to a Cajun

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man who's been stabbed multiple times and doesn't even know

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anything happened. An initial report says the victim was near

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the corner of Cyprus Acres Drive and Vespasian Boulevard in

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New Orleans. The victim was walking when approached by this suspect,

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who propositioned him. Man tells investigators he declined the unidentified

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suspect's invitation and just kept walking. A short time later,

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a bystander stopped the victim and advised him, you're bleeding, cops.

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Say, aways not a This very well could be a

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bear attack.

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It doesn't.

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It doesn't give the any sort of a physical description

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of the proposition or.

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Cops say.

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It was not until then that the man realized he

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had been assaulted. The victim then discovered he had sustained

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multiple stab wounds. This is at seven thirty in the morning.

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any other circumstances have led to him not knowing he

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had been repeatedly stabbed.

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We know what those circumstances are.

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Yeah, I mean, I will say that back in my

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drinking days, there were a couple of times in New

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Orleans that if I got stabbed at seven thirty in

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the morning, I probably wouldn't have known it either.

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There was one time in New Orleans where I was

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throwing up in front of the Cafe Dumont and thinking,

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if someone stabbed me right now, I'd be okay with it.

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So really, when you party in New Orleans, anything's possible.

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You can run the whole gamut God Lakeland Police, Florida.

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A Florida Police department temporary I'm gonna do that again

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because my mouth didn't work. A Florida police department temporarily

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closed after a well intentioned in I can't talk.

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Is it seven thirty in New Orleans? All right? Third

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time to charm? Here we go.

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Florida Police temporarily closed their department after a well intentioned

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citizen brought a live grenade inside. Sir, we appreciate wow

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the assistance on this, but can you please not bring.

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Demolition into the department. Police.

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Yeah, this goes. You know, if you think you find

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a grenade, don't pick it up.

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Cosse don't be the cartoon.

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Don't don't do not cosplay Looney Tunes where you pick

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up the bomb and run around with it. Do not

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channel your inner Batman where you pick up the bomb

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and run around Manhattan and run around the UN Security

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Council with a bomb.

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Especially when it's I believe the story is that they

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think it's like from the Korean War era. Yeah, so

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if it's that old and it's a grenade, it looks

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anything like it could explode. Do what the police call them.

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They'll come to you.

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Yeah, there's no need to door dash this to the police.

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A live Korean War era hand grenade prompted a temporary

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closure of the Lakeland, Florida Police Department. Police said the

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Tampa Bomb Squad safely disposed of the device.

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That's it.

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That's an episode of Hill Street Blues. I never saw,

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but I really really want to.

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That's an snl skit.

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Mm hmm. Yeah.

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A well meaning citizen arrived at the Lakeland Police Department

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with an old hand grenade and officers had to shut

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down the station temporarily. Lakeland Police said Sunday, around three

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o'clock in the afternoon, a nice, relaxing, lazy Sunday afternoon

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out of Florida Police Department. Things are quiet, things are nice.

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Ah, and in comes this dude with a freaking hand grenade,

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the seventy year old pineapple grenade.

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Yeah, really with the one of them, probably the most

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obvious of grenades, and you're walking into the door. It's like,

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oh my god. So yeah, Sunday afternoon around three o'clock

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arrived at the station. Person told officers they'd been helping

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clean out a family member's personal effects and found the

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box with what appeared to be a live grenade inside. So, Trey,

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just a quick heads up because you're starting a new

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business here that's going through and helping people clean out

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all sorts of you know things which include you know,

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relative dead relative stuff. So it's very possible, Trey, you

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may come across a Korean War era grenade. So I

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want you to promise us right now that you pick

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it up.

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And throw it around and take video.

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Yeah, and take video so we can get a really

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good news story here inside the treehouse and a really

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good in Memoriam episode for you.

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Yeah, yeah, I probably won't even have the time to

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think about whether to pick it up or not. I'll

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probably open up a box.

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Boom, it'll fall out just long enough for you to

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see it, watch the pin fall out, and for you

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to say, God, damn it.

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Yeah.

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I genuinely hope that that does not happen.

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Yeah, I've got to think at this point where we're

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we're getting to an age where they're not that many

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of these things left, but who knows.

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this one was found in somebody's stuff from the Korean War,

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which means they brought that home. Now in other places,

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even in the even in America, you could be in

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a field somewhere and you could come across some sort

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of like civil war munition or French Indian Wars stuff.

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And then in Europe it's even more so because you

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have all the wars that have happened in Europe. It's

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I mean, you'll find German potato masher grenades in places

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and are and unexploded artillery shells from World War one

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and two and stuff. Don't pick them up and definitely

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don't be like that one guy that not only picked

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it up but put it in his butt.

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Of course that's where you went with it.

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Look, the story stands out. I still remember that story.

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I can't remember if it was earlier this year or

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if it was last year.

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Where it was.

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A man had to have a live artillery show removed

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from his rectum because he saw it and it was

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just like, well.

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That's got a nice shape to it, exactly, I know

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where this needed to go. That's just terrifying to me.

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The getting stuff something lodged in your ass or.

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Sure, sure, tray.

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I'm just I don't have enough energy to fight you

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on this and be like yeah, the jaws of life

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had to be used to free a woman from a crash.

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Then she was hospitalized for a point four blood alcohol content.

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I mean, if you're going to go go big.

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Yeah, it's impressive.

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On August sixteenth, in Washington State, an Olala woman was

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taken to St. Anthony Medical Center after crashing into a ditch.

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According to the Kitsip County Sheriff's Office post on Facebook,

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Fire and Rescue say the crash occurred around six o'clock

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in the afternoon. After arriving at the scene, fire and

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rescue used the jaws of life to take the roof

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off the woman's car and pull her out. Upon transfer

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to the hospital, the woman had her blood drawn to

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determine BAC. The blood draw results showed the woman's blood

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alcohol level sat at zero point four.

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Jeez, well, I really want I really.

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Especially on the heels of celebrating ten years of sobriety,

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I have pondered this that at my peak, I wonder,

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I wonder what my highest BAC was.

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Ever, that's a great question. I'm trying to remember.

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Did you do the Dallas County Sheriff's Office roadside sobriety

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testing back in the day when we were at CBS Radio.

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Did you do that that night with us? Jared, you

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know what we're talking about. Say no, m hm, so

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many many years ago. The Dallas County Sheriff's Office, I mean,

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they do this all the time. They have to do

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roadside sobriety testing for new officers and continuing training for

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existing officers, right and so in order to do legitimate,

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real lifestyle roadside sobriety testing training, they have to get

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real people drunk in order to do it. So why

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not just get the folks that are already practiced at

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that part sort of. So sometimes a lot of times

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it's other officers that will volunteer for it. Sometimes it's

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friends and family of officers that will that they'll call

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on to do it. And sometimes they just call the

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radio station that know that they know is full of

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drunks be like, hey, you guys want you guys want

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to party, and.

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We're like yeah.

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So this was back when the Dallas County Sheriff's Office

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had its little facility on thirty five in Dallas, like

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close to downtown. I think it's now like or it

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was at one point like the like a Mavericks facility,

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But anyway, at one point DCSO had a little office

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in there, and so all we had to do is

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go from the radio station which was just up the road,

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drive down. It's b yob, you bring your preferred stuff,

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and then it's a very formal, regimented thing where they

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have you in a room and you're just hanging out drinking,

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and then at a couple of different times you get

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pulled into another room to get sobriety tested. But doing

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like all the exercises and things, Trey, do you remember

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that night what you're what you blew.

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Actually, I don't think so. I remember doing something that

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was in the morning, but maybe I don't think Maybe.

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I did that, Trey. That was just your Saturday.

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No, there was. I mean, you're you're not wrong, but

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there was one. We did some deal because one of

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the officers like, I can smell the whiskey on you. You

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haven't even started drinking yet.

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Trey would have been the only guy to actually get

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arrested at a field sobriety testing training. Yeah, you drink

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before you got here. That's that's completely against the rules.

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Sir.

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Let's get Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration into

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the Treehouse eight three three. COOKDFW is the phone number

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to get your free roof inspection and property review scheduled

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the website cookdfw dot com. I'm going to say some

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scary words, Daniel, super l Nino and the effect that

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is going to have on weather, especially in the North

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Texas area.

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You know you're right, and we just are officially in

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going into the super al Nino. The reason why is

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because it's warmer than a regular al Nino and it

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does prelude that we will have a wetter, higher rain

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percentage than a normal year, or shall we say on

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al Nina. So there are some differences, speculations. Nothing is

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set in stone. This is not a guarantee that we're

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going to have a deluge of water for the next year.

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I mean, that's just not what it means. Scientific data says, hey,

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we might have a wetter than normal, we could have

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more storms. It could be just a lot of rain.

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We all need to go out and build arcs. I

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don't know, but I mean be prepared. The moral of

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the story is every day you live in North Texas,

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especially in North Texas, be prepared. Know how your home

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is sitting, Know how your roofs looks. Know how your

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windows are working. No if your doors have holes in them, no,

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I mean, just know your home, your home.

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Call us out.

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We want to educate you.

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We will come around, walk you around, show you things

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that you should know, and then we can help you

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with getting them taken.

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Care of and no pressure.

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All education and Daniel and his fine team at Cook

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DFW will take care of you the homeowner with very

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very gentle hands.

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I know because I've been in them. Eight three three

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Cook df Doug. That sound bad, sounded bad?

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Eight three three cook DFW, get that scheduled today the

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website cookdfw dot com. Yeah, maybe you weren't at the

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one we did. I can't even remember everyone that did it,

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but it was it was a handful of us from

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you know, from RMS and Live one O five three.

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I know, I know Tasso and I did it. So

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we we we brought our own booze in and then

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we they would they had they had to play bartender

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because they would weigh you. They would take your blood

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pressure to make sure you're healthy enough to participate, you

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didn't die to them, and then they would track how

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much you would drink in what amount of time.

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Yeah, you actually you know a drink there is one

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ounce of liquor.

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I know. The sad thing is is we're going to

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the bar at the Dallas County Sheriff's office.

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We're like, you'd call that a poor Yah realized we.

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Drink at the loon, right. I remember at one point asking,

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I was like, what is that like at your drink?

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I'm like, no, it's not. That's a sip. I was like,

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can I at least get a double? And they're like no,

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I'm like, God, you guys are no fun. So by

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the end of it, uh, I think I think I

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blew a point one two or a point one three,

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so legal or you know, the threshold is point zero eight.

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I was clearly past it. But of the ten pairs

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of officers that I went around to, because you would

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kind of do one after another and they would give

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you the tests right in pairs. Of the ten pairs

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of officers that I was tested by, nine of them

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were like, nah, he's good, and the tenth was like,

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we're not sure. So for me it was like, ha ha,

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I got you. So where their whole experiment kind of

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backfired on me? Was there a dry control group? There

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were a couple of curveballs in there. Yeah, there was

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someone who had not been drinking, and then there was

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one other person who had not been drinking but was

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on some sort of like I don't know if it

473
00:27:49.720 --> 00:27:52.839
was like a mood stabilizer pill, some type of prescription,

474
00:27:53.720 --> 00:27:56.519
and they said, we think she's under the influence, and

475
00:27:56.559 --> 00:27:58.480
then she was like, well, I haven't been drinking, and

476
00:27:58.480 --> 00:28:00.000
then they were like, well what else it was like?

477
00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:03.680
So that was the additional curb all day threw at them.

478
00:28:04.000 --> 00:28:06.759
Nowadays, it's I mean, this was twenty years ago.

479
00:28:08.039 --> 00:28:11.279
That this happened, So by today's standards, it's more common

480
00:28:11.400 --> 00:28:15.440
to say, you know, under the influence versus drunk driving,

481
00:28:15.440 --> 00:28:18.480
because there's so many other influences out there that people

482
00:28:18.720 --> 00:28:20.079
might have issues driving on.

483
00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:24.440
That was a fun night.

484
00:28:24.319 --> 00:28:28.799
Though, especially when after we were done drinking at the

485
00:28:28.839 --> 00:28:32.720
Dallas County Sheriff's Office, we actually went out drinking afterwards

486
00:28:33.400 --> 00:28:34.359
for the real drink.

487
00:28:35.599 --> 00:28:40.000
I missed those days of George drinking. Drinking with DPD

488
00:28:40.200 --> 00:28:45.559
was it was a lot of fun at one point, Yes,

489
00:28:45.640 --> 00:28:51.119
it was, especially when you had a DPD cab.

490
00:28:53.880 --> 00:28:54.799
We called it Duber.

491
00:28:57.119 --> 00:28:59.680
That was always the best thing ever, just rolling up

492
00:28:59.720 --> 00:29:02.480
to a crowded bar and everyone would freak out because

493
00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:05.039
there's the cop car and then he just can get

494
00:29:05.039 --> 00:29:08.839
out like hey, what's up. Oh.

495
00:29:08.880 --> 00:29:09.720
It was so much fun.

496
00:29:09.759 --> 00:29:11.680
I can't tell you how many times we would be

497
00:29:11.720 --> 00:29:16.519
at the Blarney Stone Rip Blarney Stone on Lower Greenville

498
00:29:16.880 --> 00:29:20.000
and we'd get a text be like hey you out

499
00:29:20.079 --> 00:29:22.359
and be like, yeah, we're at Bret Blarneystone. Okay, I'll

500
00:29:22.359 --> 00:29:24.400
be buying five and we're sitting at the bar just

501
00:29:24.440 --> 00:29:26.400
hanging out doing show prep and in comes one of

502
00:29:26.400 --> 00:29:29.279
our Dallas cop friends in full uniform, and everyone in

503
00:29:29.319 --> 00:29:33.519
the bar just starts flipping out, like and we're like, hey, friend,

504
00:29:34.480 --> 00:29:35.079
come on in.

505
00:29:36.680 --> 00:29:38.720
Well there was there was one point one officer we

506
00:29:38.759 --> 00:29:40.759
knew he didn't even have to be working. You could

507
00:29:40.799 --> 00:29:42.599
just text him and he would arrange for somebody else

508
00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:43.160
to come get you.

509
00:29:45.119 --> 00:29:47.759
Not only come get you, but beforehand you could also

510
00:29:47.839 --> 00:29:51.039
park in the official DPD parking spots on Orum.

511
00:29:52.240 --> 00:29:53.839
God, you're right, man, I missed those days.

512
00:29:54.279 --> 00:29:57.599
So after i'd get off, after i'd get off the

513
00:29:57.599 --> 00:29:59.000
air on Live one of five fe like on a

514
00:29:59.039 --> 00:30:02.119
Saturday night, the show would end at this point like

515
00:30:02.279 --> 00:30:04.519
this was when we were on, and I think we

516
00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:06.839
were off there at like ten o'clock, so we'd go

517
00:30:06.920 --> 00:30:12.000
out afterwards. We had a standing invitation on Lower Greenville.

518
00:30:12.039 --> 00:30:15.599
There's Orum, that little side street where Dallas Police would

519
00:30:15.640 --> 00:30:17.480
congregate and that would sort of be their little base

520
00:30:17.519 --> 00:30:19.599
of operations on Lower Greenville at the time, this is

521
00:30:19.640 --> 00:30:23.119
early two thousands, and they just told us, yeah, just

522
00:30:23.160 --> 00:30:24.240
come in and park behind us.

523
00:30:24.279 --> 00:30:30.400
We're like really, They're like yeah, yeah, like okay.

524
00:30:29.680 --> 00:30:32.160
So we would come down Matilda and then go through

525
00:30:32.359 --> 00:30:35.240
Orum and pull up behind and they would wave us

526
00:30:35.359 --> 00:30:42.400
through so we could park in between squad cars on orum.

527
00:30:42.680 --> 00:30:49.680
Nice the good old days. Queue up, Edith and Archie.

528
00:30:52.519 --> 00:30:56.559
All right, that's enough reminiscing. Okay, today is for those

529
00:30:56.599 --> 00:30:59.920
of you listening on this day for free. Today is Thursday,

530
00:31:00.039 --> 00:31:04.920
August twentieth, twenty twenty six. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays.

531
00:31:08.680 --> 00:31:11.759
This is another good birthday day here inside the treos.

532
00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:13.480
We've done a lot of We've got We've talked a

533
00:31:13.519 --> 00:31:17.960
lot recently about the new Spider Man movie, Spider Man

534
00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:20.799
movies in general, and you know the different spider.

535
00:31:21.759 --> 00:31:22.839
Jerry, have you seen it yet?

536
00:31:23.799 --> 00:31:26.519
I have been able to see it yet. Jesus man. Now,

537
00:31:27.000 --> 00:31:35.000
now it's you're not even trying. Oh I am, I'm sorry. Well.

538
00:31:35.079 --> 00:31:36.559
Andrew Garfield is forty three.

539
00:31:37.119 --> 00:31:38.240
Ouch wow.

540
00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:40.039
Yeah.

541
00:31:40.079 --> 00:31:43.599
He was the two Spider Man film Guy, The Amazing

542
00:31:43.640 --> 00:31:48.480
Spider Man. He was also in Social Network, Hacksaw Ridge

543
00:31:48.519 --> 00:31:51.559
and Tick Tick Boom. Andrew Garfield very very very fine

544
00:31:51.559 --> 00:31:54.279
actor age of forty three. He was also one of

545
00:31:54.319 --> 00:31:57.880
the first ones that I remember doing. He was one

546
00:31:57.880 --> 00:32:00.200
of the first ones that I remember crashing one of

547
00:32:00.200 --> 00:32:05.480
the comic cons. So like Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, you know,

548
00:32:05.559 --> 00:32:08.240
had a big moment recently where he's standing in the

549
00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:10.359
crowd and everyone thinks it's a Cause player and turns

550
00:32:10.400 --> 00:32:14.440
out it's actually Ryan Reynolds dressed as Deadpool. Andrew Garfield

551
00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:18.039
did that years ago as Spider Man. He's standing there

552
00:32:18.039 --> 00:32:20.279
and the whole Spider Man costume and then he eventually

553
00:32:20.359 --> 00:32:24.079
takes the mask off and everyone's like, oh him, so

554
00:32:24.759 --> 00:32:28.519
good on him. He turns forty three today. Also still

555
00:32:28.559 --> 00:32:33.279
one of the saddest moments in a Spider Man movie

556
00:32:33.319 --> 00:32:34.279
where gwyn dies.

557
00:32:36.160 --> 00:32:37.240
I was not prepared for that.

558
00:32:37.319 --> 00:32:40.119
In that movie, Cray, did you see that one where

559
00:32:40.119 --> 00:32:43.839
she dies at the end the elevator shaft. She's falling

560
00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:47.400
down the elevator. It was Emma Stone who played played Gwynn.

561
00:32:47.559 --> 00:32:51.079
She's falling down the elevator shaft and Andrew Garfield gets

562
00:32:51.119 --> 00:32:54.480
the web around her, but it's just a tick too

563
00:32:54.559 --> 00:32:59.119
late and her head hits the bottom but he just

564
00:32:59.240 --> 00:33:03.119
was able to pull her up. She dies, And that's

565
00:33:03.160 --> 00:33:07.599
why in the Spider Man movie where all three of

566
00:33:07.640 --> 00:33:11.440
them are together, when Andrew Garfield's character, when Andrew Garfield

567
00:33:11.480 --> 00:33:15.599
Spider Man saves Zendaya from the same fate That's why

568
00:33:15.599 --> 00:33:17.960
it was such a big emotional thing for him and

569
00:33:18.039 --> 00:33:19.240
his character in that movie.

570
00:33:19.240 --> 00:33:21.160
That's good. That's good stuff.

571
00:33:24.759 --> 00:33:29.720
Amy Adams is fifty two, six time six time Oscar nominee.

572
00:33:30.160 --> 00:33:35.720
You couldn't give her one right known for The Arrival, which,

573
00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:36.640
honest to god, I.

574
00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:38.960
Still don't think I've finished that movie. I think I've tried.

575
00:33:39.000 --> 00:33:41.400
I think I've started it twice, and I forget i'm

576
00:33:41.400 --> 00:33:43.119
watching it. I ended up going to something else.

577
00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:43.960
It's good.

578
00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:47.759
I just for whatever reason, they can't finish it. American Hustled.

579
00:33:47.759 --> 00:33:51.559
That was a good that's a really good movie. Enchanted

580
00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:55.400
the Fighter. She was really good in that too. Amy

581
00:33:55.400 --> 00:33:58.119
Adams fifty two. She was also surprised the Prep Service

582
00:33:58.119 --> 00:34:02.799
didn't mention this. She was also in the Superman movies

583
00:34:03.279 --> 00:34:08.960
with Henry Cadill as Lewis Lane. When they announced her

584
00:34:09.000 --> 00:34:11.800
as Lois Lane when those movies, before those movies came out,

585
00:34:11.800 --> 00:34:15.039
I was like, yep, that's easy. That's good casting right there.

586
00:34:18.760 --> 00:34:22.519
James Marsters is sixty four. Played Spike from Buffy the

587
00:34:22.599 --> 00:34:24.760
Vampire Slayer and Angel.

588
00:34:24.360 --> 00:34:25.920
Obviously the TV show versions.

589
00:34:26.199 --> 00:34:29.239
Joan Allen is seventy. She's a three time Oscar nominee

590
00:34:29.239 --> 00:34:32.559
from The Crucible, Nixon, The Contender, and the Born movies.

591
00:34:36.159 --> 00:34:38.880
Robert Plant is seventy eight, one of the defining voices

592
00:34:38.880 --> 00:34:39.639
in rock history.

593
00:34:41.599 --> 00:34:44.159
On the other end of that, Fred Durst is fifty six.

594
00:34:47.800 --> 00:34:52.400
And still popular. That's what I don't get.

595
00:34:53.480 --> 00:34:53.800
He was.

596
00:34:54.360 --> 00:34:57.280
Oh, when lit Biscuit was in town, I want to

597
00:34:57.320 --> 00:35:02.119
say last year. I was still working at Parliament at

598
00:35:02.119 --> 00:35:05.239
the time, and I was shocked the number of people

599
00:35:05.320 --> 00:35:10.199
that were going to see them, Like they had like two.

600
00:35:10.039 --> 00:35:11.840
Hits, yeah, and.

601
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:16.639
That was you know, they that was a thing. And

602
00:35:16.760 --> 00:35:19.760
for a while, I mean, yeah, they were big, but

603
00:35:20.639 --> 00:35:23.639
I considered them basically like as close to a one

604
00:35:23.679 --> 00:35:27.880
hit wonder as you could be, but still very popular.

605
00:35:31.239 --> 00:35:33.400
When they first came out, I was like, oh, this

606
00:35:33.559 --> 00:35:38.840
is awesome. I like this sound. And then after seeing

607
00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:40.760
him on a few interviews and things, I was like,

608
00:35:40.840 --> 00:35:46.719
oh my god, this guy's an incredible ahole. And so

609
00:35:46.800 --> 00:35:50.320
I was really happy to see their come down because

610
00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:52.360
it's like when you see someone that is that full

611
00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:57.480
of themselves, I love seeing them crashing back to earth.

612
00:35:58.559 --> 00:35:59.639
But I don't know if he ever has.

613
00:35:59.679 --> 00:36:01.760
I mean, this guy, look, that's one of those things

614
00:36:01.800 --> 00:36:03.840
where he was probably already an a hole, and then

615
00:36:03.880 --> 00:36:06.199
he gets really rich and famous, and it just gets worse.

616
00:36:06.480 --> 00:36:08.599
And then when he's not rich and famous anymore, he's

617
00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:11.119
probably now he's just an embittered a hole.

618
00:36:11.199 --> 00:36:13.440
I'm sure I want to say he's what he had.

619
00:36:13.880 --> 00:36:18.119
Wasn't he a pretty popular DJ and then made it big?

620
00:36:18.599 --> 00:36:20.079
I know that's kid Rock was.

621
00:36:21.639 --> 00:36:28.159
Maybe, Yeah, Demi Levado's thirty four. We need to mention

622
00:36:28.320 --> 00:36:31.480
diam back Darryl, he would have been sixty died back

623
00:36:31.519 --> 00:36:34.079
in two thousand and four. Isaac Hayes would have been

624
00:36:34.119 --> 00:36:40.239
eighty four. Is a stacked day with birthdays, and I'm

625
00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:45.039
building up to the final one. Turning fifty five today.

626
00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:48.599
He went from short round in Inio in Indiana Jones

627
00:36:48.599 --> 00:36:51.320
and the Temple of Doom and Data in the Goonies

628
00:36:51.800 --> 00:36:56.119
to winning an Oscar nearly forty years later for everything everywhere,

629
00:36:56.159 --> 00:37:01.079
all at once, and now he is seemingly everything thing, everywhere,

630
00:37:01.119 --> 00:37:05.559
all at once. He WHI kwan fifty five today, Such

631
00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:08.840
a good movie. I still haven't seen that when I

632
00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:09.400
need to see it.

633
00:37:10.400 --> 00:37:14.920
Which everything everywhere all at once? Yeah, honestly I had.

634
00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:17.760
First time I watched it, I did not like it.

635
00:37:18.159 --> 00:37:21.920
And then I went back and watched it again and

636
00:37:21.960 --> 00:37:24.880
then I loved it. But it's a lot to take in.

637
00:37:25.119 --> 00:37:28.920
It really is they they The title is very apropos

638
00:37:29.440 --> 00:37:34.119
it's they are stuff in, just stuff in your brain full.

639
00:37:33.960 --> 00:37:37.119
Of Yeah, there are things that you're like the second

640
00:37:37.159 --> 00:37:40.039
time around, go okay, I get it now, where the

641
00:37:40.079 --> 00:37:45.159
first time you may not have processed at all.

642
00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:47.719
It's just going through looking at the chat earlier, seeing

643
00:37:47.719 --> 00:37:48.679
if we missed anything.

644
00:37:49.920 --> 00:37:52.519
Yeah, that's pricks talking about how young they are.

645
00:37:55.880 --> 00:37:56.599
Yeah.

646
00:37:56.719 --> 00:37:59.159
I like how one of them says, because I mentioned

647
00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:02.159
Skags and like, hey, do you guys remember Safeway? Hey, William,

648
00:38:02.280 --> 00:38:04.079
there's a safe way. I'm not making this up. There's

649
00:38:04.119 --> 00:38:07.199
a Safeway store two blocks from me right now. Not

650
00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:11.280
for long, probably not for long. One other thing I

651
00:38:11.280 --> 00:38:13.280
want to mention a boy, Kihui Kwan at fifty five.

652
00:38:13.599 --> 00:38:15.800
Not only did he start as short round and Data,

653
00:38:17.559 --> 00:38:20.360
but he had a really awesome role in the Loki series,

654
00:38:20.400 --> 00:38:24.039
which is now turning into I believe he's in Avengers Doomsday.

655
00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:28.920
Yes, you talk about.

656
00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:31.119
Having a serious gap in your career and then all

657
00:38:31.159 --> 00:38:34.239
of a sudden you're like, goddamn, I'm pretty I'm I'm

658
00:38:34.280 --> 00:38:41.960
I'm on fire happy for him. Marshall, ask me you good, Dan,

659
00:38:42.039 --> 00:38:50.000
I don't know. It depends, And then Diego had pointed

660
00:38:50.039 --> 00:38:53.039
out the next Super Trooper's skip for the hand Grenade.

661
00:38:53.679 --> 00:38:57.039
Mmkay, I still haven't seen any of those movies. I

662
00:38:57.119 --> 00:38:57.880
gotta watch those.

663
00:38:59.280 --> 00:39:03.559
Watch one, brilliant, watch number one, probably skip two, and

664
00:39:03.599 --> 00:39:06.440
then when three hit streaming, I think you'll be good.

665
00:39:06.840 --> 00:39:09.159
I mean because on like even just watch it, because

666
00:39:09.199 --> 00:39:11.719
we watched the trailer for three a while back, you know,

667
00:39:12.360 --> 00:39:15.599
and then we I've seen a couple uh like TV

668
00:39:15.679 --> 00:39:19.280
spots for it now because I think it's in theaters.

669
00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:22.639
Those guys are those guys are good.

670
00:39:23.239 --> 00:39:25.000
And if you really want a deep pull on the

671
00:39:25.039 --> 00:39:32.119
Broken Lizard Troop Club dread, I believe that is it

672
00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:33.480
for the birthdays.

673
00:39:33.679 --> 00:39:39.239
By the way, so you said something to us yesterday

674
00:39:39.679 --> 00:39:41.719
about plaid skirts, and I don't know if you were

675
00:39:41.719 --> 00:39:43.599
looking for our opinion on which one to buy?

676
00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:49.400
What what were with? No? Oh, no context? I was

677
00:39:49.440 --> 00:39:50.480
talking about that this morning.

678
00:39:50.679 --> 00:39:54.239
Yeah, yeah, the hangle if I can pull that up.

679
00:39:54.239 --> 00:39:55.679
Really, I think you would look a lot better in

680
00:39:55.719 --> 00:39:58.159
the pleated skirt as opposed to the panel front. I

681
00:39:58.239 --> 00:39:59.880
just I don't think that would flow off of your

682
00:40:00.079 --> 00:40:02.119
but as well as like de pleated skirt would.

683
00:40:03.679 --> 00:40:05.360
Yeah, you guys are I think you're.

684
00:40:05.199 --> 00:40:07.119
A little old for the schoolgirl look to be honest

685
00:40:07.159 --> 00:40:09.599
with you, but not that you couldn't pull it off.

686
00:40:09.800 --> 00:40:18.800
Yeah, you guys are jerks. No, I'm trying to pull

687
00:40:18.840 --> 00:40:21.360
the story up so you guys can see it.

688
00:40:21.400 --> 00:40:26.280
Hang on a second, mm hmmmmmmmmmmm.

689
00:40:26.920 --> 00:40:30.639
Hailey mentioned Brendan Fraser also having a comeback. I wouldn't

690
00:40:30.719 --> 00:40:34.920
I for some reason, it's been on my TV about

691
00:40:34.960 --> 00:40:41.840
things to watch school ties. Looking at Matt Damon on

692
00:40:41.920 --> 00:40:46.440
that cover, you're like, holy shit, he looks young.

693
00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:48.519
Yeah, he looks like a baby.

694
00:40:48.920 --> 00:40:52.599
Yeah.

695
00:40:53.119 --> 00:40:57.599
Preppy plaid skirl Hang on, stupid pop ups go away,

696
00:41:00.000 --> 00:41:00.639
all right, here we go.

697
00:41:01.719 --> 00:41:04.280
Preppy plaid skirts are so back for fall.

698
00:41:06.719 --> 00:41:08.840
I figured you guys would just applaud it just because

699
00:41:08.840 --> 00:41:12.519
the the you know, a bunch of hot women are

700
00:41:12.559 --> 00:41:14.599
going to be walking around in plaid skirts, to which

701
00:41:14.639 --> 00:41:16.199
I kind of expected we'd all do it.

702
00:41:16.400 --> 00:41:19.679
Yay, this is nice. Oh absolutely.

703
00:41:20.679 --> 00:41:21.719
Yeah.

704
00:41:20.960 --> 00:41:21.000
This.

705
00:41:21.960 --> 00:41:25.559
This wasn't permission for me to wear them. We were

706
00:41:25.559 --> 00:41:27.599
given no context we were going to go.

707
00:41:28.599 --> 00:41:31.000
I honestly thought you were going to go with, oh, yeah,

708
00:41:31.000 --> 00:41:33.639
this is a great news. Instead you're like, is I

709
00:41:33.960 --> 00:41:35.760
looking for like a virtual try on?

710
00:41:36.199 --> 00:41:38.320
Yeah, I mean the one on the left. I thought

711
00:41:38.400 --> 00:41:42.760
it would be the cutest on you. But I didn't

712
00:41:42.760 --> 00:41:44.559
know school grow out that's ever went out of style,

713
00:41:44.960 --> 00:41:45.800
to be honest.

714
00:41:45.519 --> 00:41:49.920
But to us, to us, no, they haven't as song as.

715
00:41:49.800 --> 00:41:53.119
They're not high waisted mom jeans. I don't care anything

716
00:41:53.119 --> 00:41:58.199
but those, Thank you. I bring back the lowriders with

717
00:41:58.239 --> 00:42:00.239
a little bit of a thong on the side.

718
00:42:00.280 --> 00:42:02.719
That's yeah. See you say that.

719
00:42:03.239 --> 00:42:05.280
And then and then and then you see one and

720
00:42:05.360 --> 00:42:08.400
you wish you hadn't. And case in point was just

721
00:42:08.480 --> 00:42:10.800
a few days ago. We were walking down the street

722
00:42:11.719 --> 00:42:15.960
and a woman was riding a bicycle in some low

723
00:42:16.039 --> 00:42:19.800
rise jeans and her whale tail is sticking out over

724
00:42:20.119 --> 00:42:23.360
over the over the jeans, and then I wish I

725
00:42:23.400 --> 00:42:28.119
hadn't seen it because the other things sticking out were

726
00:42:28.800 --> 00:42:30.880
honestly looking like Brendan Fraser in the whale.

727
00:42:32.559 --> 00:42:37.400
There's always gonna be, you know, those casualties, but in general.

728
00:42:38.400 --> 00:42:42.280
Collateral damage, well, we'll take it for the ultimate goal.

729
00:42:42.599 --> 00:42:44.840
And is it bystanders? You know we're gonna see something

730
00:42:44.880 --> 00:42:47.599
like that. But the other end of the spectrum makes

731
00:42:47.599 --> 00:42:48.320
it all worthwhile.

732
00:42:48.599 --> 00:42:50.880
Absolutely that is true.

733
00:42:52.679 --> 00:42:58.039
So occasional rubber band wrapped around a cannabiscuits, It's exactly so.

734
00:42:58.159 --> 00:43:00.000
There is good news if you walk into a star

735
00:43:00.079 --> 00:43:02.800
Bucks when it starts, you know, feeling like fall. Honestly

736
00:43:02.840 --> 00:43:04.599
in the summer too, because the skirts is still going

737
00:43:04.679 --> 00:43:07.559
to work. If you walk into a Starbucks and see

738
00:43:07.639 --> 00:43:12.440
a lovely person in a short plaid skirt, say hi, Dan,

739
00:43:14.039 --> 00:43:20.320
you God damn, I really do hate you sometimes.

740
00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:24.719
Because you are a PSL fan.

741
00:43:25.360 --> 00:43:28.760
Mm hm I am. I do love a good pumpkin

742
00:43:28.840 --> 00:43:30.239
spice Lotte. I'll admit it.

743
00:43:31.159 --> 00:43:34.440
I resisted it for a good long while, but then

744
00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:36.920
eventually I was like, you know what, I'm now getting

745
00:43:36.920 --> 00:43:38.519
to the age where I don't care.

746
00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:43.079
By the way I want. I want what I want.

747
00:43:44.760 --> 00:43:48.639
What Hayley wants is for Dan being a schoolgirl outfit

748
00:43:48.719 --> 00:43:51.000
doing a lip sync to hit Me Baby one more time,

749
00:43:51.320 --> 00:43:53.719
and we have a number of agreeances in the chat.

750
00:43:54.119 --> 00:43:55.960
Okay, I don't care how much money per month you

751
00:43:55.960 --> 00:44:05.920
people pay. Is it bad that I'm thinking about it?

752
00:44:05.920 --> 00:44:07.760
I was like, well, okay, how much are we talking?

753
00:44:10.039 --> 00:44:12.639
Yeah, I'm curious about that too, because I talk about

754
00:44:12.639 --> 00:44:13.599
things you can't unsee.

755
00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:20.800
Look, we've seen Jerry in full cross dressing lingerie doing

756
00:44:20.840 --> 00:44:22.760
the thing from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

757
00:44:23.360 --> 00:44:26.639
We haven't his part of we has not.

758
00:44:28.039 --> 00:44:28.480
We have.

759
00:44:29.840 --> 00:44:33.559
It's online, you can you can find it if you're interested. Trey, Yeah,

760
00:44:33.840 --> 00:44:34.800
I believe it.

761
00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:37.840
You got to dig deep though.

762
00:44:37.880 --> 00:44:44.719
I think it's on like sixty four chan. All right,

763
00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:49.920
let's jump into this now, my Trey, this might be

764
00:44:49.960 --> 00:44:52.639
my favorite thing you've sent me in a while. Uh.

765
00:44:53.679 --> 00:44:56.880
A thirty one year old female jumped online to share

766
00:44:57.360 --> 00:45:02.639
a situation with her boyfriend that stood out us. She says,

767
00:45:02.760 --> 00:45:05.800
my boyfriend, thirty years old, said, the sight of my

768
00:45:05.920 --> 00:45:07.519
ass makes him lose his erection.

769
00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:17.840
The sight or the side sight sight? Oh no, oh no.

770
00:45:23.320 --> 00:45:27.480
I love that people go online and say the dumbest things.

771
00:45:27.239 --> 00:45:31.280
And should the most intimate of things.

772
00:45:31.639 --> 00:45:36.639
Ah, my boyfriend said the side of my ass makes

773
00:45:36.679 --> 00:45:37.679
him lose his erection.

774
00:45:41.280 --> 00:45:46.239
And I'm the fact that this is even she's asking

775
00:45:46.239 --> 00:45:48.599
whether she should break up with him or not is

776
00:45:48.840 --> 00:45:51.920
mind boggling to me. I'm quite sure if I ever

777
00:45:52.039 --> 00:45:54.360
ever told a woman that that I was involved with,

778
00:45:54.920 --> 00:45:58.440
I would get punched and then left. There would be

779
00:45:58.480 --> 00:46:00.760
no should I break up with him?

780
00:46:01.159 --> 00:46:03.760
No, it'd be it'd be pretty instant, it'd be pretty immediate,

781
00:46:03.800 --> 00:46:08.159
and ironically she would drop you on your ass. Yeah,

782
00:46:08.480 --> 00:46:12.039
but no, this we're dealing with a different era of

783
00:46:12.119 --> 00:46:14.199
human here. And this is where I'm surprised. This is

784
00:46:14.199 --> 00:46:16.679
where it's like on that cusp. It's young, millennial, old

785
00:46:16.800 --> 00:46:18.840
gen Z type of thing. So you know how like

786
00:46:20.119 --> 00:46:23.599
you guys are pure gen X, right, I'm on, I'm

787
00:46:23.679 --> 00:46:26.719
technically gen X, but I fall in that window of

788
00:46:26.880 --> 00:46:30.199
zenial where it's like, I don't know, seventy eight to

789
00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:34.000
eighty three is like this little overlap situation because I

790
00:46:34.039 --> 00:46:36.159
was born in seventy nine. What I mean is, and

791
00:46:36.199 --> 00:46:38.079
that's where you carry a little bit on both sides.

792
00:46:38.440 --> 00:46:44.400
I don't know if gin Z and millennial have that

793
00:46:44.480 --> 00:46:46.800
sort of overlap, but that's kind of what this reads

794
00:46:46.920 --> 00:46:49.440
like as a thirty one year old female.

795
00:46:49.519 --> 00:46:51.199
When your boyfriend.

796
00:46:51.159 --> 00:46:55.400
Says the sight of your ass makes him lose his erection,

797
00:46:57.159 --> 00:47:00.719
the fact that you didn't dump him immediately is shocking

798
00:47:00.800 --> 00:47:01.039
to me.

799
00:47:01.760 --> 00:47:03.280
You need to show it to him one more time

800
00:47:03.719 --> 00:47:06.960
as you go out the door and smack it. Yes,

801
00:47:07.119 --> 00:47:11.199
rap it, you clap and walk right. So then she

802
00:47:11.280 --> 00:47:16.360
goes into then explaining her position. My boyfriend and I

803
00:47:16.400 --> 00:47:18.679
recently had a pretty major disagreement, and I'm looking for

804
00:47:18.679 --> 00:47:21.280
outside perspective because i can't tell if I'm being overly

805
00:47:21.320 --> 00:47:24.559
sensitive or if this would seriously affect other people too.

806
00:47:27.760 --> 00:47:29.760
At a certain point, you don't need to know what

807
00:47:29.840 --> 00:47:32.559
other people think. You just need to know how something

808
00:47:32.599 --> 00:47:36.400
makes you feel. If it makes you feel bad, don't

809
00:47:36.519 --> 00:47:37.320
let it happen.

810
00:47:40.159 --> 00:47:40.800
She continues.

811
00:47:41.280 --> 00:47:43.960
My boyfriend is extremely into fitness and has always been

812
00:47:44.079 --> 00:47:47.880
very open about his physical preferences. He said things like

813
00:47:47.920 --> 00:47:51.599
the average non Jim rat female body is unattractive to

814
00:47:51.639 --> 00:47:54.639
the point of disgusting to him, and that he's only

815
00:47:54.679 --> 00:47:58.119
attracted to fit women with visible muscle definition, and that

816
00:47:58.199 --> 00:48:00.480
a woman's legs and butt are will be the most

817
00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:04.519
physically attractive thing to him. This is an important part

818
00:48:04.599 --> 00:48:08.960
of the story here. Remember she started with my boyfriend

819
00:48:09.000 --> 00:48:11.480
said the side of my ass makes him lose his erection,

820
00:48:11.559 --> 00:48:13.280
and she did not immediately dump him.

821
00:48:16.360 --> 00:48:19.400
This next part is really gonna throw you, she says.

822
00:48:19.920 --> 00:48:22.480
He has also told me that when we first met,

823
00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:27.000
he wasn't initially very physically attracted to me because because

824
00:48:28.159 --> 00:48:32.199
hang on, he wasn't initially physically attracted to me, but

825
00:48:32.400 --> 00:48:35.079
saw that as a good thing because it made him

826
00:48:35.079 --> 00:48:44.440
focus on my personality and mind. That was dump point

827
00:48:44.519 --> 00:48:50.119
number one, and your butt turning him off should have

828
00:48:50.159 --> 00:48:53.320
been dump point number two.

829
00:48:54.159 --> 00:48:58.440
It sounds like the boyfriend wants something, wants to be

830
00:48:58.519 --> 00:49:00.480
with something that looks like a man, and maybe that's

831
00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:02.679
why he spends a lot of time pumping at the gym.

832
00:49:04.280 --> 00:49:09.360
My question is, is you know he's talking about how

833
00:49:09.400 --> 00:49:14.119
he is unattracted, not attracted to people who aren't like

834
00:49:14.199 --> 00:49:15.920
in the gym and have the musculars.

835
00:49:16.000 --> 00:49:18.760
What's he doing for his physique? Oh?

836
00:49:18.960 --> 00:49:21.440
It says in there he's a gym rat.

837
00:49:21.800 --> 00:49:27.360
Okay, okay, because that's usually a tell right there.

838
00:49:27.840 --> 00:49:32.000
Well, it is because it's it's an insecurity thing, and

839
00:49:32.440 --> 00:49:34.840
some people that are the most physically fit may also

840
00:49:34.920 --> 00:49:37.960
be the most insecure. Not always the case, but it

841
00:49:37.960 --> 00:49:40.760
could be. I do know that, Like you know, body

842
00:49:40.840 --> 00:49:45.760
dysmorphia is a thing. You typically like bodybuilder types most

843
00:49:45.800 --> 00:49:49.800
critical of their physique and they can never be big

844
00:49:49.880 --> 00:49:52.039
enough and they can't be cut enough or whatever.

845
00:49:53.239 --> 00:49:53.960
But I just.

846
00:49:55.960 --> 00:49:59.280
The biggest thing is if you are going to critique

847
00:49:59.320 --> 00:50:04.199
the physical traits of your partner, you better be a

848
00:50:04.239 --> 00:50:11.440
goddamn Greek god like I mean, no flaws, because even

849
00:50:11.519 --> 00:50:14.480
if your partner has a flaw or two that you

850
00:50:14.559 --> 00:50:18.840
may not love, trust me, you've you've got more than

851
00:50:18.880 --> 00:50:19.920
your share that they are.

852
00:50:19.840 --> 00:50:25.639
Also looking past. Mm hmm. One appears to be your personality, sir.

853
00:50:25.960 --> 00:50:30.480
Exactly, the fact that she's looked past the fact that

854
00:50:30.519 --> 00:50:34.079
you're like, you're a limp biscuit level douchebag, and is

855
00:50:34.119 --> 00:50:36.519
still with you. You need to worship the ground that

856
00:50:36.519 --> 00:50:39.400
that woman's ass well walks.

857
00:50:39.159 --> 00:50:42.320
On and limp it sounds like the key word because

858
00:50:42.320 --> 00:50:44.960
it says he, you know, can't get or maintain a

859
00:50:45.000 --> 00:50:47.800
rerection for a lot of this. So again, I think

860
00:50:47.800 --> 00:50:48.599
he likes dudes.

861
00:50:49.280 --> 00:50:51.599
I think you're right, because yeah, that's got to be

862
00:50:51.639 --> 00:50:52.920
what it is. He looks he's like.

863
00:50:52.960 --> 00:50:55.159
In the story, she even mentions how he doesn't like

864
00:50:55.280 --> 00:50:57.519
doing her doggy style because he looks down and doesn't

865
00:50:57.559 --> 00:50:59.679
like the side of her ass, probably because it's a

866
00:50:59.719 --> 00:51:00.639
her ass.

867
00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:02.400
If it was his ass.

868
00:51:02.159 --> 00:51:05.159
He'd be like whoo, he'd be He'd be he'd be

869
00:51:05.639 --> 00:51:06.920
a LARPing rodeo.

870
00:51:09.719 --> 00:51:11.880
He'd be living out his Yellowstone fantasies.

871
00:51:15.639 --> 00:51:16.639
He wouldn't be able to quitter.

872
00:51:20.480 --> 00:51:23.119
Well done you too, that was really a thing of beauty. Yeah,

873
00:51:23.199 --> 00:51:31.480
a good job because it was fun to see you

874
00:51:31.519 --> 00:51:35.599
two come together on now right there. Good job boys.

875
00:51:35.679 --> 00:51:40.920
Yeah, it's like watching blades of glory when they scissor

876
00:51:40.960 --> 00:51:47.800
across the eye. Thanks for hanging out with us inside

877
00:51:47.800 --> 00:51:49.440
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878
00:51:50.039 --> 00:51:52.039
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881
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882
00:51:58.159 --> 00:52:01.559
Ultimate Treehouse subscribers who are in here watching it all

883
00:52:01.719 --> 00:52:03.559
happen live, Thank you to you guys.

884
00:52:04.159 --> 00:52:05.559
We'll do it again next week.

885
00:52:05.960 --> 00:52:09.000
Hopefully I'll remember it so we'll start closer to on time.

886
00:52:11.400 --> 00:52:14.039
We'll see you next time right here inside the Treehouse.

887
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Ye