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It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
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us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trade
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Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Thank you for hanging out with
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us inside Treehouse today. An important question is being asked,
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how far will you go to find love? Will you
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go as far as this Bay Area woman has?
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When it comes to love, Some people swipe right, but
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one Bay Area woman named Lisa is taking her search
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for a husband to New Heights quite literally, with digital
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billboards from Santa Clara all the way to San Francisco
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off one oh one.
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I just want to meet somebody and I was just
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not having any luck any other way.
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The billboards showcase Lisa's face and her website marry Lisa
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dot com, the page she built after too many bad dates,
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and there it's where you can apply to be her
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future husband. It spells out her likes, her dislikes, and
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of course her non negotiables.
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You know, it's things like religion, politics, lifestyle. I want
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somebody who leads it, a healthy lifestyle like I do,
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and somebody who wants to get married and have hids,
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because that's something that's really important to me.
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Her billboards have been up all September, and while she
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hasn't added up the cost, she has put safety measures
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in place, especially after some of her tiktoks went viral.
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It's been months since I've been on a date. I
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can't even get men to talk to me on any
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of the apps.
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Some in the comments calling her crazy, and others like myself,
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asking this is this real? Is this a media stuff?
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Are you looking for fame to go on The Bachelor
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or something?
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All right, I'm sorry I have to do this, but
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I'm not gonna add I'm not gonna someone asking is
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this real? With a face as fake as that should
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not be asking that question. That's all I need to say.
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I'm just saying she's the reason he's gay.
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You're making a lot of assumptions, Raj.
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You don't know.
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No, No, I'm not you know what Michael prefers. All right,
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everybody stopped. This is about Lisa, not my the reporter,
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although it could turn.
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Unlike him.
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Yeah, are you genuinely just looking for a local monation.
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I'm real, I'm not a I because that was what
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that came up to. I'm definitely a real person. This
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is a real endeavor and my primary goal is to
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meet the love of my life, to get married, and
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to try to start a family.
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I'm sorry, but I was that a parrot on her
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little sweatertop?
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I mean what?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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You're not sorry you started out that sentencing.
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I'm sorry, but no, you're not.
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No, I mean that's just uh that parrot is not
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the only red flag.
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And is read by the way. Yeah, I know you
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all saw the dead behind the eyes, right.
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I think the entire internet has seen the dead behind
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those eyes, and that's why no one's calling.
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Yeah, I mean, and I just whichever audition she went
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to that she didn't get the gig that made this happen,
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because every single one of her pictures looks like a
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professional headshot. Yes, no, you're right, she's a failed actress.
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Well, I don't know if she's necessarily a failed actress,
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but I think that she is definitely going to great
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lengths to find love. Well, and this is and this
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is probably one of the photos that you're talking about
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most the dead behind the eyes photos from the piece here.
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Oh, look at that. There's no one home.
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Oh no, no, no, no, uh uh no, no, there is
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someone home that's not dead, behind the eyes, that's medicated,
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behind the eyes.
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There's someone home. You don't want her answering the door.
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I think the problem is there's there are too many
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people at home, a full house.
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The other one.
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If she turns her head one under nighty degrees, that's
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when the other one answers.
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Most homes don't come with revolving doorheads.
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Yeah, she's having I mean, I mean, outside outside of
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the fact of crazy, she's she's an attractive girl. So
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uh and there's plenty of people that will marry her
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for a green card. And that's what I'm saying.
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Well, she's obviously, let's keep all options on the table here, Lisa.
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Apparently she has If you put a billboard up in
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san Mateo, you're desperate.
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Well, I would guess, I mean, obviously she does fairly
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well because I would guess she's got even though you know,
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digital billboards, I'm gonna guess it looked like she had
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about ten up. You know, you're probably talking about twenty
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five grand.
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A month.
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Yeah, and so I'm sure she did have some professional
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headshots and everything else. But like that's one of the
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new trends on TikTok is. Girls out there, you know,
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looking for a husband.
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What are you saying the trend on TikTok is girls
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putting up billboards looking for a husband.
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We're putting out videos like there's a couple that are
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you know, like this is day five of me looking
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for a husband.
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One she was like, stop it, stop doing that. You'll
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never find it if you're out there hunting for it,
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like some sort of disappearance.
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Yeah, they will, they'll find it. They'll find that one
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guy that's like, I can fix her. No, you can't, buddy,
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can't fix crazy.
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I mean yeah, I mean, as long as there are
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still I'm sure thousands and thousands of people who apply
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for the Bachelor and Bachelorette, they will find somebody it
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will last just about as long.
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She should go on the Golden Bachelor. She'll be the
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first one picked.
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Yeah, he'll be like, she's young, perfect.
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Oh that's the saddest show ever. I watched five minutes
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of it. Oh my god, you did. I was flipping around.
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You weren't flipping around. You landed on that very specifically.
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I forgot what night it was. Maybe it's Thursday night,
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but yeah, I know, I just I was like, Golden Bachelor.
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And then we talked about the guy who he only
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wanted I think forty five to sixty and so hey, everyone,
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I saw all the ladies were sixty plus a couple
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in their seventies.
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Yeah, no, uh huh.
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Yeah.
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See that's the thing that you need to do. If
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you're going to become a cast member on a bachelor
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bachelorette show, you need to watch previous seasons and a
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lot of them. And if you were going to be
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the main person, if you're going to be the bachelor,
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you're going to be the bachelorette, do not tell the
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producers what you want, like, you need to go in vague.
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Because this guy made the mistake of being very specific.
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He's like, look, I want women forty five to sixty.
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The producers said, we're going to give you some nursing
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home ladies in their seventies and eighties just to fix
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things up.
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For the most part, they all they all look fine.
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I mean they've clearly all had some work done, you know,
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and I'm not talking about you know, replacement joints.
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Their work is called construction. Yeah. I tend to date younger,
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like substantially younger. So I would be that guy if
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I was on that show, I would asked the same thing,
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like that's who I and that's who I date? Yeah,
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is you know anywhere between nine and One girl I
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went out with was twenty two years younger?
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Can can you finish the sentence and not start it
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with nine?
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Oh?
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Yeah, nine years younger? Thank you? And one girl I
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went out with a couple months ago, she was twenty
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two years younger. So, but the lady now is twelve
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and a half. Yeah, there you go, twelve and a
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half years younger than me.
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Not only are you maturing, but so are your girlfriends.
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She passed her driver's ed so that was nice. Okay,
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So this Bay Area bachelorette.
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She launches a billboard campaign to find her future husband
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and father of her children. She said she tried online
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dating wasn't having any luck. Is this a good idea
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or a bad idea for whom in general?
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Oh?
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Yeah, I mean if you have the if you have
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the means and you want to get a little famous.
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I mean, look, the news is covering her, so that
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means there's other media outlets that will cover her as well.
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So if you want to get a little famous in California,
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take out a billboard do that. It worked. I think
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it's a bad idea. I don't know who's who's going
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to show up.
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I mean, as far as I would almost be willing
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to bet that she's at least been approached by some
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of the networks to do a reality show based on this.
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Could be. It could very well be.
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So I think you guys have hit on the main
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point here is if you're going to throw up a
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billboard campaign looking for love, you're probably going to find fame,
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but very low likelihood of finding love.
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Right. Yes, and she's all I think she has the website.
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It's Marylisa dot com. Is that what it is? Yes,
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so she knew what she was doing. This is very
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It's a very calculated move.
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Well, I mean, I mean it makes sense. I mean,
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if you have a billboard, you need to have an
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actual landing page for someone to go through your love
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funnel to find in.
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No, at that point, I mean it's especially you have
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ten out. Yeah, you didn't have a website, and.
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You need to have a central point to collect all
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the data so then you can tract the people that
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have visited your website and find them where they live.
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I saw that you clicked on my web page in
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the middle of the night, come out with me.
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But she could have I mean, there was a multitude
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of names that she could have had, like I am
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Lisa or Lisa's looking for love, but she's Mary. Lisa
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is very specific, it's very short. Domain was probably available, yep,
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and uh it's it will catch your eye.
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Oh, it certainly catches your eye. But here's the thing.
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I would like to take this opportunity to caution women
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about taking out billboards to advertise themselves trying to find
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love and a father to be. Typically, when men see
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women on billboards, they're on the main stage at the
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next exit.
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And they've already got two fathers.
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Right, both are looking for a daddy, but in very
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different ways.
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