Hot and Wild with Billy The Kidd and Bears | The Treehouse Podcast

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It is time to believe your warriors
outside and join me. Dan ol' mallley,

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Trey Trendholme, Raz Sharma, and
today's special guest inside the Treehouse from

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the New Old Mixed one O two
nine, Billy the Kid from the Billy

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the Kid in the Morning Show,
it was now flipping me off. No,

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I was saying number one, number
one, And you're right, Billy,

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there are more than one. There's
more than one finger you can use

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to tell someone you're number one.
That's true, that is true. Speaking

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of which, are you number one
yet? I don't think yet, but

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I'm trying my best. Does that
count in horseshoes, hand grenades and morning

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radio? Sometimes? Yes, that's
true. Yeah, No, things are

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good. Things are a lot better. So thank god, you know things

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are good. Actually, I'm pretty
happy with the way things are going.

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Is it the new old? Is
it the new old new old new mix?

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This is the old new new old
new. I feel like I feel

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like we're just a couple of olds
in the news and an av select away

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from an old Nintendo code. Nothing's
worse though than Dan. You would appreciate

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this. In Tray he knows and
even Raj back in the day. You

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know this too when I was on
a station called Hot one hundred when they

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decided to change the name so many
damn different times that at one point the

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moniker for that station was triple the
music. The new Hot one hundred always

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at least eighteen songs to row your
new music station, and remember it shows

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over. Yeah, it is imprinted
not only in your brain, right here

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in your heart. It's scarred.
That's what that is. Its card tissue

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came up with that. That's the
that's the strange part. And so it

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was like, so, who's got
ideas for what we should call it?

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Well, you say it every time. I'm like, it's only a four

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hour show, what do we do? And it was a pop station,

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uh, with a lean towards rhythmic, so it's not like you had a

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whole lot of intro time to be
able to say all that stuff before hitting

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the post of a song. Yeah, And they were like, well,

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and have good content too, so
figure it out, but don't stop the

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music. And I believe at one
point you had one of the general managers

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calling you up on the hotline because
you were doing like a throng Thursday or

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something, and their wife didn't like
it. Oh, no, hated it.

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No, I was doing it joke. I did five dirty like a

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dirty word. Oh, five words, it'll turn any woman on. And

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then I'd have the girls call in
and I'd say the words, and I

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leave him out on the air well. He called and he's like, well,

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my wife wants to know. And
I'm like, I can't tell your

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wife. I can't know. There's
no way I can't tell your wife.

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He's like, well, then i'll
just see you tomorrow morning. I was

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like, I'm not telling you then, and he pissed and he was like,

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oh, you know what, hang
up. But that's you know,

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you know how it was back in
those days. It was a different world.

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And it's weird because that's that's that's
sort of a you know, private

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parts Howard sternmo movie type of moment
for you. It's like, your content

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was compelling enough that the station manager's
wife wanted to know what you were saying,

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yeah, yeah, and then I
wouldn't tell her yeah, and and

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you wouldn't tell them, therefore prolonging
the bit for the listener. But the

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station manager at the time couldn't appreciate
it for what it was and instead was

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more concerned about what he was going
to have to tell his wife when he

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couldn't keep his afternoon jock in line
because his uh, his his rebel in

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the afternoon wouldn't tell him the secrets. Well, it was his widow ego.

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It hurt his widow ego. You
know that he that he wanted me

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to tell him. And by the
way, the stupid thing was, it

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was a dumb bit that I used
to do. There was no five words,

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so I'd get on the air and
I'd say, all right, react

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like I said something really dirty and
perverted, and the girls would go,

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oh my god, and I'd bleep
it out. Some people were like,

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what is he saying? But it
was a stupid like nineteen nineties you know

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radio bit they used to do.
It's like whatever, Yeah, at that

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point, it's a throwaway bit for
you, but you know what works,

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so you do it. And it
worked so well that it ensnared the GM's

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wife. Oh and I put him
on the air. That's what he was

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pissed about. Left that part out
that particular of all the he ranks as

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one of the dumbest people I ever
worked for. Will I need to stop

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you both right here, because I'm
gonna need you both to be more specific,

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because Trey, when you say he
was the dumbest general manager I've worked

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for, I mean I've got like
three or four in my head swirling around.

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It all blurs together. Oh okay, Yeah. You know what's funny

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is I never really talked to him
that much. The only time I had

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a really awkward interaction with that particular
GM is RPD at the time. Rest

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in peace to Dan Kylie, who
I really liked. He was a smart

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guy. He had his own addiction
problems, he had some he had some

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issues. Fell asleep during my contract
negotiations. That's because that's because well wait

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a second, Billy, when he
fell asleep, were you in his office

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in front of him? In front
just to paint a picture of you of

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what Dan looked like? He not
me, No, Dan, he kind

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of looked like a I don't skinny
Jerry Garcia that had stuck his finger in

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a light socket. Wow. Okay, what a visual what a visual spot

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on that's sery part. Yeah,
we were talking of it a series conversation.

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I'm like, you know, I
think we could get there. We're

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you know, we're close to where
we need to be, and I looked

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up and he's just like and I
was like, this has gotta be a

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joke. This has got like this
is not real life. And I look

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around. I'm like, what do
you do? You just get up and

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pretend it didn't happen, or do
you go, hey, excuse me,

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because at that point the contract negotiation
is over. Yeah, no it's not.

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That's what that's when. That's when
the negotiation ramps up. That's when

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you write down uh seven fifty per
year plus endorsements and appearances. You initial

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and then you take his arm,
put that, put the pen in the

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hand, and just kind of weekend
exactly. You weakened and bernies his hand

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and next thing, you know,
you got a huge ass contract. I

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should have. But I remember walking
out and I go, you know,

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I'm just gonna I'll come back later. Kind of made a joke about it,

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and Sea Bird, I think,
what's his name, Dave? Dave?

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Yeah, okay. He walked by
and goes, hey, how's it

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going? And I go, you
tell me and you at the BD and

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he goes, oh god, and
he just walked away and I go,

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all right, see you later.
I don't know what's going on. It

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is pretty cool, though, to
have a to have a contract in radio

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that was signed by your boss,
not an ink, but you know with

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drool, yeah, droolue. And
I was like, just let me.

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I couldn't even find the contract.
I don't even think he had it,

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like I think it was supposed to
be. You know, in radio,

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you're supposed to go back and forth
on a term sheet, like a negotiation

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sheet, and most businesses do this, and well radio used to. I

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don't know if they still do really, but I never saw a term sheet.

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It was usually some emails back and
forth, some awkward face to face

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meetings. Well, because they don't
tell the talent usually that there is a

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term sheet, you know that they
so they report to corporate. Well,

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I offered him this, and then
you know, he said this, and

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I said this, so they can
track what you did back and forth.

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Because I had a boss one time. Tell me John Cook, who you

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guys remember? He's another one?
God does everyone around us. I think

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it's time for some for some self
reflection. I was totally stupid. That

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won't save you. Yeah, yeah, we might not get off this pad

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podcast alive on his hands but I
had him one time. He was telling

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me like, I guess I didn't
know what I was doing when I was

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negotiating, and I'm like, well, just how about this? And it

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was he was a good guy.
So he literally was like, hey,

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you know you might want to go
up and I got He goes, yeah,

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ask for more because I'm going to
write it down here and showed me

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the sheet and I go. He
goes, then I'm gonna say no,

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and then I'm gonna get you here
and I go, are we doing this?

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Okay? Sure? And he's you're
asking for way too little and I

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was like, oh, I didn't
know that. Okay, cool, I

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want more? So I got more
of a great Yeah, somebody would do

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that. Yeah. Type radio manager
is to say it's rare is a massive

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understatement. Yeah, it's like the
I don't know if you guys ever watched

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PONND Stars, but there's sometimes every
now and again there's a moment where the

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guy's like, somebody bring something in, like, so, what do you

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want for it? And he's like, just ten, Granny, it's probably

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worth about one hundred, so let's
start there. And I'm like, oh

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man, okay, so you had
that moment. Yeah, I had that

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moment, and normally that doesn't exist. They'll just take you for whatever you're

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gonna get. Oh, this idiot
here, because that's happened in many contracts.

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When I was first starting off,
I was like, I mean,

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I'll work for some a drink tab. Cool. I'm like, oh wait,

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I should get paid for this,
Okay, cool. Yeah, that's

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why there's no Indians in radio,
because we are taking that deal. Yeah

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no, and you're not wrong.
I mean I look like when I was

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starting out, like at the time
when you and I met, I think

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I was making like like ten bucks
an hour, and part of part of

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my agreement wasn't a contract. It
was just all right, you're gonna make

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ten bucks an hour and you can
have all the breakroom pizza you can eat.

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Yeah. Yeah, oh yeah.
That's when I was first starting on.

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I was like, okay, They're
like, oh no, what they'll

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do is in radio, they'll promise
you endorsements. But you're gonna get a

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ton of endorsements, so don't worry. Okay. It's like, oh,

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okay, cool, and then you're
a year later you're like, wait,

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where are all these endorsements you know, you're like, okay, great,

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but by the way, that still
happens. But cool, oh yeah,

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that's there. There are some things
with radio that that are forever. Uh.

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One is uh mediocrity in in some
cases, and uh the other is

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the talent being promised or producers whatever
it is, being promised endorsements and appearances

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to make up the difference in salary
that they were hoping. Yeah, oh

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yeah, yeah, don't worry about
it. You're gonna get endorsements, and

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you're like, oh cool, no. Yeah. It's like in the comic

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world, though, you don't worry
about it. You're gonna get a bunch

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of corporate gigs, that's what and
that's where money is. And you're like,

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oh, like how much is it? Oh, it's a ton,

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don't worry about it. And then
you're eating chicken tenders, going hey,

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you can't wait for these corporate yeah. Or it's like when you DJ they'd

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be like, well, this is
gonna be a great gig back exposure,

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exposure, I mean, the exposure
is fantastic, and you do it,

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you'd be like yeah, okay,
cool, yeah, you're right. Yeah.

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I got to a point. Where's
the thing though, is that my

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mortgage lender doesn't doesn't take exposure is
pain. Yeah, I got. I

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got to the point where they go, you know, we'll give you so

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much exposure, like people die from
it. People die from exposure. So's

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yeah, I don't want to be
exposed. I don't want to be exposed

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anymore. It's true though, you
know, radio has changed over the years,

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but the days where we were doing
those times back in the day were

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just incredible. And I was talking
about it with someone the other day and

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I was like, you know,
we might not have been making a ton

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of money, we might not have
been, you know, at the best

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stations, but there was something magical
about it. I don't know. Maybe

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it's because we were just we didn't
know any better. You know, I

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know what it was because at that
time, it was you were working for

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Hot one hundred, slash Wild one
hundred. We were next door in the

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same building working at Live one oh
five three, a station that kind of

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caught lightning in a bottle for a
handful of years. And that feeling that

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you're talking about that we all had
inside that building, whether you worked at

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Live one o five to three or
Hot one hundred, Hot one hundred.

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It was the black Mold. Yeah, yeah, that's what it was.

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It because it was high. Yeah, we were all high on mold spores.

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It was basically a prequel to the
Last of Us. Inside that radio

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station about four miles away from downtown. I'm gonna get I'm gonna order you

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guys the book on Messa. That's
what I'm gonna get you guys. We

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guys need now. I think we
should be like you know those commercials that

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come on when you're watching prices right, like you're entitled to a class action

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loss. I feel like we should
be entitled. Oh we should every time,

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whether it's miso thilioma as beestis or
if you know, my favorite one

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is. And I think this also
would apply to us. If we've had

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issues with our vaginal mesh, we
need to contact this attorney. And I

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guarantee you we've all got those issues
stemming from that building on John you guys

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use did you guys use talcum powder
at any point? Because we can't get

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you guys on that one. We
couldn't afford that, we couldn't know where

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that, we can't afford anything.
But there was so much a best rats

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that building was maybe one of the
Well, I don't know, because we've

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had rats in our building now,
so maybe they followed me. I don't

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know. I don't know what's going
on, but that building was disgusting because

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they would run right in front of
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it's not you, it's not you, Billy, Okay, good,

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thank you. Keep telling it's others. Good. It's just the sales department.

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Yeah, well, and it's it's
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all the powdery substances that were floating
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mid two thousands, the ones that
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Yeah. I mean that's just facts. That's just simple facts right there.

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Like my first day on the job, and this wasn't even the same program

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director. When I first got to
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were like, hey, we're going
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for about a week because we can't
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go, okay, cool, I
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I go in this holiday inn by
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love Field, and I'm like a
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this guy know I'm still I'm like, I'm here, I haven't met my

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boss. And I call him.
I go, hey, dude, you

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know I'm here. What are you
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oh, ship, that's right,
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right. Yeah, Like I moved
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Sea bring down here. Wow.
Oh yeah, I had one. It

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wasn't I couldn't afford that, but
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and I could not. He forgot. He goes, I'll come pick you

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up. My bad, My bad? Then do you then? Do you

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fast forward? You've really arrived.
You're at contract negotiations with another PD and

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he passes out at the test.
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and looked at the contract sheet,
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cartoon if I don't even know if
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he literally, and then they picked
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fire the other show. So when
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there, and he goes, oh, God, just give me a minute,

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and I goes, no, this
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walks into the studio, fires everybody
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you to remember this story if at
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hearing this, you think, you
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radio does look fun, I'm like, it sucks. Don't do it.

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Yeah, and trust me, you're
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if you were to get into a
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I got told once. I said, if you uh, if you

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have the chance to kill yourself or
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Billy, how are you on the
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I'll see you later. You're listening
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to as Pickleman. The origin story
not so great. It's because he stuck

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his head in Nevada Pickles, but
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thought, oh my god, if
there was a superhero that could steal my

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wife away from me, it wouldn't
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that's how much she loves pickles.
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away from your colby? It would
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Deadpool's humor, but in like one
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love the Batman with nipples Jean like
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it's Val Kilmer, like I love
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his career, those years where he's
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want Val Kilmer Batman, and I
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the Deadpool humor. Just wished into
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is a broad statement for all men. All men go watch The Saint.

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somebody that's a protector, but we
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Val Kilmer, you know, to
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on the sideline eating some popcorn.
Cheer for both of them. I don't

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know who I want to win.
Go guys, go, It doesn't matter

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you win either way. So I
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you called Jacklin from Brooks Plumbing.
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the Orville and Moore. Come see
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Why and the bede didn't make a
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people terrible to clean a bedad.
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you had to clean the day now. Oh my gross. Oh the knob

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your novel was gross. The knob
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you don't poop on that's what you're
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You don't turn the knob into your
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this Friday and Saturday, March fifteenth
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Funny happens here. Let's get Daniel
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Daniel, in your younger years,
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Dan? I was a big time
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drove down to South Padre Island,
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of the most popular places in the
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of fact, MTV had a stage
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at the Radison one year, right
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it was just like, I don't
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this little bitty island that you know
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hundred people that live there, all
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you're out on the beach by noon
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don't stop. It's like, if
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have a good time. I think
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There you go. Well, the
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to make sure that your roof is
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some wild spring breakers. Doing god
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next week. You need to give
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experience on the party side of it
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go to Dallas dash Coomedyclub dot com. That's Dallas Dash Comedy Club dot

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com uh rajah to take off.
He had to hit the road to get

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to get a gig in. And
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Old, New Old in Mixed one
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by the Treehouse to step around for
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make it worth your while, Billy. All right, So I know that

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being the host of a morning show
finally. Good job. By the way,

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thank you that you are up to
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those current events in and around Dallas
Fort Worth. So I feel highly confident

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that you heard about the poo at
the Zoo that the Fort Worth Zoo did

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around Valentine's Day. And I feel
like there's an opportunity for you, Billy

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and your producer Yeah Pooh Yeah,
to do some serious working together. And

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whether that's pooh with a shovel at
the Fort Worth Zoo or whatever, a

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weird zanything you can come up with. I just maybe at the end of

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the day, I think, because
I know you like to do things to

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poo in all uses in time,
so I think that I love it.

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I love it. I'd be happy
to I don't care if he likes it.

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I think it's a great idea.
Uh. The other day he was

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tramping around in high heels, which
I thoroughly enjoyed. He we did see

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that national anthem. So yeah,
something, this makes sense. And if

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you don't know, this is where
they could buy some Pooh and dedicate Pooh

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from the zoo to their acts or
whoever they wanted to, right exactly,

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that's it. He so needs to
go to the zoo and shovel poop and

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uh, maybe that's what you can
do. You can arrange with Forward Zoo

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to have a Pooh exhibit there.
It is. See, this is the

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next big morning radio thing is gonna
got and you heard it. Can't wait

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to get canceled. You can't wait. This is gonna be great. So

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you're saying, let's put Pooh in
a cage and just say, okay,

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our next exhibit is Pooh, No
billy, not a cage, jesus.

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Oh, you know, like a
like a nice zu an exhibit, not

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a prisoner billy. Oh my god, Well listen, I don't know what

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you're what you're thinking. I'm trying
to get in your mind here, but

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I'm down for either one. So
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for the show's sake, you know, we have him done. He's done

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some stupid stuff over the years.
But listen that to me, anything that

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involves the zoo I'm good with.
Yeah, I think it'd be interesting.

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It'd be an interesting thing where you
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know, it's pooh at the zoo
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know, you could go, could
go see what a radio producer looks like

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in its almost natural habitat. Yeah. Almost. Is that the same zoo

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that just happened that the silver back
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If him there, he might die. Yeah, they're zoo keepers. Only

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had a bit of a pr problem. So what was that all about?

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This is where the two trainers were
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was like, oh my bad,
I let the cake. Well, how

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do you accidentally leave the gorilla out? So they explained it that because they

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forgot to put a bell on him
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one enclosure to another, and they
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enclosure, and they were going in
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Oops. Yeah, see that right. There is why I can never

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be allowed to work at the zoo, because if you are in any way

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forgetful, you should not work there. I have the brain of warm putty

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when it comes to memory. So
I would be dead at the zoo inside

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of five minutes. Oh yeah,
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kill somebody else. So by accident, that's the part that I would hate,

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you know what I mean, forget
I'd be the one that forgot the

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Oh oh you're still in there.
Oh, I just let him lose my

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bad. I can't remember if I
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I don't remember anything. Yeah,
I'm the worst about it too,

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So I get it. I would
be a mess. But that somebody better

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have gotten fired for that. Well
maybe that's the other part of the interview

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process when you go to apply for
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good? And then and then the
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How fast are you? Well,
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you know, like I'm terrified of
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Texas. Although I just read an
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way from Oklahoma, which pisses me
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must be a horrible month for you. Yeah, I hate the bear round

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up. Yeah, it's terrifying.
I won't even go to Colorado, Like,

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I'm not going anywhere outdoors where there's
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of bears. Oh that bear.
No, those bears in June. Yeah,

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those bears I'm fine with. But
it's really it's really interesting when those

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two crowds come to get there at
the same time. Now, that's something

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I want to watch. But all
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the bears, Like grizzly bears,
you're supposed to do something. See I

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already forgot, Like if you encounter
grizzly bears, you're supposed to make yourself

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as big as possible and like scream
hey bear, no yeah, no,

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yes, yeah, you're wrong.
Is brown as down and black attack black

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fight back grizzly Yeah, you don't
fight back, but you're trying to make

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yourself look bigger because generally they're just
trying to protect something, so it'll make

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00:27:33.079 --> 00:27:37.200
it not worth it. But no, grizzlies, you're supposed to go make

407
00:27:37.200 --> 00:27:40.279
yourself as big as possible. See, I would think that's correct. I'm

408
00:27:40.279 --> 00:27:45.279
pretty sure it's brown down and black
attack like verbal kind of thing, because

409
00:27:45.640 --> 00:27:48.440
I mean, really, if if
you if you stand like if you're face

410
00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:51.400
to face with a grizzly bear,
right and you stand up and go,

411
00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:56.839
if you're face if you're face to
face, you've already lost. I'm knowing

412
00:27:56.839 --> 00:28:00.400
about as the bear is charging you
with a grizzly you're supposed to make yourself

413
00:28:00.440 --> 00:28:07.440
as big as possible and screen at
it to try it. He is doing

414
00:28:07.480 --> 00:28:11.440
that. There's actually there's videos that
I don't think the physically, I don't

415
00:28:11.480 --> 00:28:15.880
think the human body could physically when
when a grizzly bear is charging yet you

416
00:28:17.359 --> 00:28:22.160
spread eagle roar the thirty five miles
an hour and they're fourteen hundred pounds and

417
00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:25.960
they're gonna be like, I'm gonna
stand What am I gonna do here?

418
00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:27.880
I will send you all the video. There's actually a video of this that

419
00:28:27.920 --> 00:28:32.960
happened, and they did this and
the bear just runs off. Are you

420
00:28:33.160 --> 00:28:37.440
serious? Yes, I'm dead serious. This is they say with grizzlies,

421
00:28:37.480 --> 00:28:41.720
you are supposed to make yourself as
big as possible. Like there are some

422
00:28:41.759 --> 00:28:45.640
bears, yeah, play dead everything, but grizzlies make yourself big and loud,

423
00:28:45.880 --> 00:28:48.720
and they don't. They actually they
don't like contacts. So the theory

424
00:28:48.880 --> 00:28:52.480
is is that if they're charging you, they're trying to like it's typically a

425
00:28:52.519 --> 00:28:56.400
mom trying to protect their cubs.
They don't really want to fight, and

426
00:28:56.440 --> 00:28:57.559
so if it looks like it's going
to be a challenge, they will go

427
00:28:57.599 --> 00:29:02.519
away. Not getting big with a
bear. I'm crying. I'm not.

428
00:29:02.640 --> 00:29:04.160
I'm not, you know what.
I I don't think in my life I

429
00:29:04.160 --> 00:29:07.519
will ever be in a situation where
I'm really going to be in danger of

430
00:29:07.519 --> 00:29:11.640
being attacked by a grizzly bear.
Damn it, you said grizzly I was

431
00:29:11.680 --> 00:29:18.160
gonna say. I was just gonna
suggest you move, Trey, because you're

432
00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:22.799
you're you're in danger right now.
Yeah, Trey, whatever you do,

433
00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:29.440
don't look behind you, play dad, hurry Okay, just a quick Google

434
00:29:29.440 --> 00:29:33.200
search how to survive a grizzly bear
attack brown slash grizzly Bears. If you

435
00:29:33.240 --> 00:29:37.079
are attacked by a brown slash grizzly
bear, leave your pack on and play

436
00:29:37.160 --> 00:29:41.799
dead. Lay flat on your stomach
with your hands clasped behind your neck,

437
00:29:41.920 --> 00:29:44.359
spread your legs to make it harder
for the bear to turn you over.

438
00:29:44.799 --> 00:29:48.839
I'm not and remain still until the
bear leaves the area. Not talking about

439
00:29:48.839 --> 00:29:52.359
attacking. I'm talking about if I
so I should, if you're getting charged

440
00:29:52.359 --> 00:29:56.359
by a bear, act act big. You see all these rules, all

441
00:29:56.400 --> 00:29:59.400
these rules. Do you think anybody's
gonna remember this as you're panicking because there's

442
00:29:59.400 --> 00:30:02.920
a bear bre eating down your throat? All these all these rules and I'm

443
00:30:02.960 --> 00:30:06.200
just dead. I'm just gonna die. I'm just gonna cry and die.

444
00:30:07.559 --> 00:30:11.640
Probably probably what yourself too. Oh, I'm asking myself immediately. Can we

445
00:30:11.680 --> 00:30:14.200
swear? Yeah? Yeah, yeah
you can't. Oh yeah, good ship,

446
00:30:14.279 --> 00:30:15.440
I'm shipping myself. That feels good. I'm saying, I'm Mike,

447
00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:19.079
I'm a ship myself. Now.
That's gonna be the only thing I played

448
00:30:19.079 --> 00:30:26.920
from the promo for the show.
Really shit hisself, no no reason why.

449
00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:29.119
Yeah, we're not, we're not. We're not having Billy the Kid

450
00:30:29.160 --> 00:30:32.880
back inside the tree. He just
shit everywhere. Yeah, you know,

451
00:30:33.599 --> 00:30:36.119
you never know, you know,
I've always found that interesting, you know,

452
00:30:36.200 --> 00:30:37.920
like in movies and stuff, or
you hear stories about people that are

453
00:30:38.000 --> 00:30:44.240
so scared that they pee or they
poop themselves. I must be the exact

454
00:30:44.279 --> 00:30:48.079
opposite of that, because everything on
me just gets sucked back up inside.

455
00:30:48.119 --> 00:30:51.079
I just retract. Oh no,
I'm shipped myself being scared before. You've

456
00:30:51.079 --> 00:30:52.519
never know. I have literally Mike
Hill's house in sixth grade. I've watched

457
00:30:52.519 --> 00:30:56.720
a scary movie and literally ship myself. I still feel bad about it.

458
00:30:56.880 --> 00:30:59.000
My mom had to pick me up. It was awful. Is that why

459
00:30:59.000 --> 00:31:02.279
you had to leave Detroit and move
to Dallas? I was running from my

460
00:31:02.480 --> 00:31:07.160
reputation of shitting everywhere I went.
Oh, I wanted to ask you about

461
00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:11.279
this because we're all about the same
age, speaking of shooting yourself. Yeah,

462
00:31:11.480 --> 00:31:17.759
have you reached the age or have
you reached the level of maturity where

463
00:31:17.880 --> 00:31:22.480
you're disappointed in the toilet paper purchase? Because that happened to me recently,

464
00:31:22.759 --> 00:31:27.480
and it's it's a realization I didn't
I didn't enjoy because I'd gone to the

465
00:31:27.519 --> 00:31:33.599
bulk store and I got the toilet
paper that was by toilet paper in bulk.

466
00:31:34.000 --> 00:31:37.680
Awful. Yeah, decisions. First
of all, your your assholes too

467
00:31:37.720 --> 00:31:41.519
old for that. You know that
you know you can't you at this age,

468
00:31:41.559 --> 00:31:44.880
you treat yourself right. And one
of those things you pamper is your

469
00:31:44.880 --> 00:31:48.279
butthole. And and here's the thing
I I you know, it had been

470
00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:52.519
a long time since I had slummed
it with some cheap toilet paper, and

471
00:31:52.839 --> 00:31:57.839
I didn't fully inspect the packaging.
Instead of getting you know, ironically,

472
00:31:57.920 --> 00:32:01.240
the bare toilet paper, you know, the sharman. Instead of getting that,

473
00:32:01.440 --> 00:32:06.319
I got the stuff that's you know, also has the name of some

474
00:32:06.799 --> 00:32:10.079
guy, and it's I didn't.
I didn't look closely enough to see that

475
00:32:10.160 --> 00:32:16.039
it's barely one ply. And and
the thing that really sucks about this is,

476
00:32:16.359 --> 00:32:21.240
I mean, sure I saved like
eleven dollars on sixty four rolls of

477
00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:28.319
the word. Now I'm stuck with
sixty four rolls throwing out I mean translucent

478
00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:34.839
toilet paper. And the rolls are
so thick they never go away. I've

479
00:32:34.920 --> 00:32:37.200
gone I thought I've gone through like
four of these roles. There's still sixty

480
00:32:37.240 --> 00:32:40.240
three left in the cupboard. Throw
them in the ocean. Right now,

481
00:32:40.279 --> 00:32:44.440
you're by the ocean. Throw them
in the ocean and go get some charman.

482
00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:46.519
What are you doing with your life? You know better than that I

483
00:32:46.519 --> 00:32:49.799
don't like to be wasteable, Billy. I know, well, yeah,

484
00:32:49.799 --> 00:32:52.279
but you're not wasting. First of
all, you gotta appreciate your ass and

485
00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:54.200
you're pinky, because you know a
pinky's gonna slip through that little one ply.

486
00:32:55.079 --> 00:32:59.200
You don't. You don't know me, Yeah I do. You don't

487
00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:02.480
never wipe. Know what my pininky's
been through. Yeah, I know it's

488
00:33:02.519 --> 00:33:08.119
been through that toilet paper. You
gotta pamper yourself. There's certain things gonna

489
00:33:08.119 --> 00:33:10.599
take care of when you get older. I don't care. That's one thing.

490
00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:15.440
I could be dirt poor and I'm
gonna spend money on toilet paper.

491
00:33:15.559 --> 00:33:17.640
You gotta be boogie about your toilet
paper. And that's and that's why I

492
00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:21.519
wanted to ask you about it,
because I think we're all about it because

493
00:33:21.559 --> 00:33:24.000
I I had. It was a
valuable lesson I had to uh to teach

494
00:33:24.039 --> 00:33:28.119
myself, and I'll never make that
mistake again. I'm with you, Billy.

495
00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:30.799
I'm never going to buy a cheap
toilet paper. No. Really,

496
00:33:30.839 --> 00:33:32.400
you have to do more than just
toilet paper, though. You really have

497
00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:37.440
to do wet wipes. So you
have to do wet wipes and the Sharman

498
00:33:37.559 --> 00:33:40.119
I do dude wipes. I've got
those as well. Do those? So

499
00:33:40.240 --> 00:33:45.359
you like, do do wipes toilet
paper? Finish up with the dude wipe?

500
00:33:45.559 --> 00:33:47.799
Really? Yeah? Oh so you're
bookending your wipe. See what I

501
00:33:47.839 --> 00:33:52.880
did was I used the toilet paper
and then I finished with then I finished

502
00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:59.599
with the dude No, because then
you're leaving yourself wet. Okay, it's

503
00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:01.839
a lot of I know, but
you want to finish with a but you

504
00:34:01.960 --> 00:34:05.039
got to use a wife. Anybody
who doesn't use a wipe, I'm like,

505
00:34:05.039 --> 00:34:08.000
do you wash your car with a
dry rag? Makes sense? You

506
00:34:08.039 --> 00:34:12.559
don't. I mean, hell,
I got excited about my new beard trimmer

507
00:34:12.599 --> 00:34:15.760
the other day, So I mean, I mean you really, do you

508
00:34:15.840 --> 00:34:17.920
reach a certain age you need to
start to appreciate the little things? Yeah,

509
00:34:19.000 --> 00:34:22.679
it's the little things. Accounting like
all this butthole talk like y'all are

510
00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:28.239
run from a bear trays like hasn't
said a word. Apparently he doesn't wipe

511
00:34:28.239 --> 00:34:31.199
his ass. Oh no, I
am, I have all. I have

512
00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:37.320
absolutely agreement with you. That is
my greatest dilemma as far as toilet paper

513
00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:39.280
goes, is that I can never
remember when I'm at the store for some

514
00:34:39.320 --> 00:34:44.840
reason, whether I like Sharman orquilted
Northern Charman Charman, or you get a

515
00:34:44.840 --> 00:34:47.000
bidet if you want to get real
fancy, yes, or just bring in

516
00:34:47.039 --> 00:34:50.480
the garden hose do something, but
you can't just use one, or you

517
00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:52.800
get one of those detachable shower heads
that works too, oh yeah, or

518
00:34:52.920 --> 00:34:57.039
you know, I mean just you
could just bring the hose through the window

519
00:34:57.159 --> 00:34:59.800
or something. But this I think
is important. I think as long as

520
00:34:59.800 --> 00:35:05.840
our our ass cleanliness is up to
a certain standard, I don't think the

521
00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:08.519
three of us have to worry about
bear attacks because our asses will be so

522
00:35:08.880 --> 00:35:13.360
clean a bear won't even smell us. No, no, they won't,

523
00:35:13.440 --> 00:35:15.519
and I know they have good scent. But listen, if you, dude,

524
00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:17.960
wipe and you clean your bootyhole the
right way, I think you're fine.

525
00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:20.719
I don't eve think they'll bother with
you. That's what I'm hoping,

526
00:35:20.719 --> 00:35:22.960
at least, because that's that's what
I said. They just give you like

527
00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:25.079
a hat tip out of respect,
like oh clean butthole, good shit man,

528
00:35:27.199 --> 00:35:30.280
just like not literally, but you
know what I mean. But that's

529
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:32.840
important, though, dude, that's
important. I literally there's certain things.

530
00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:37.000
Coffee, good coffee, how depressing? Is this? This is the age

531
00:35:37.119 --> 00:35:42.719
rat. We're like good coffee,
yep, good toilet paper, and my

532
00:35:42.800 --> 00:35:46.400
bones crack when it's about to rain. God, really, mind do it

533
00:35:46.440 --> 00:35:49.800
every day no matter what. Yeah, mind you too, But it gets

534
00:35:49.800 --> 00:35:52.280
really bad when it's about the mine. Actually I can't. I can't sneak

535
00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:57.119
out of bed without waking up my
wife because as soon as my toes hit

536
00:35:57.159 --> 00:36:00.840
the hardwood floor, they all snap
and she she pops right up. How

537
00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:02.599
old are we? Should we just
go putting new tennis balls on our walker

538
00:36:02.679 --> 00:36:07.440
now or what? Well, we're
all old enough to remember when mixed one

539
00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:09.280
O two nine was actually new.
Yeah, well that didn't have to take

540
00:36:09.320 --> 00:36:20.159
that was well? Blow just walked
you right into that. Yeah, steel

541
00:36:20.199 --> 00:36:24.000
plated door, didn't I. That's
fun, Billy. It's always fun hanging

542
00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:25.880
out with you. Man. Love
having you in the treehouse. Yeah,

543
00:36:25.880 --> 00:36:28.920
I love. I love being here. So thank you guys for having me.

544
00:36:28.920 --> 00:36:31.000
It's fun. We'll do this more
often, obviously. If you're not

545
00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:35.880
already, then you're just an asshole. If you're not already listening to Billy

546
00:36:35.920 --> 00:36:38.679
the Kids Morning Show. Uh,
it really is. And I'm not just

547
00:36:38.719 --> 00:36:43.400
saying this because he's a close personal
friend, and he's also venmowing me as

548
00:36:43.400 --> 00:36:46.480
we speak. He's one of the
top talents, not only in DFW radio

549
00:36:46.599 --> 00:36:52.119
but in the country. So do
yourself a favor. Listen to some actual

550
00:36:52.280 --> 00:36:57.639
good ass radio in the morning on
the Old New, New Old. On

551
00:36:57.719 --> 00:37:01.199
that go to one O two point
nine. Yeah, thank you, thank

552
00:37:01.239 --> 00:37:06.079
you. I appreciate that. Love
you, Billy, clean your buttle Go

553
00:37:06.199 --> 00:37:15.480
to Mix one or two nine now. Yeah. By the way, if

554
00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:19.519
we ever end up back on the
radio again, our station name is going

555
00:37:19.599 --> 00:37:22.880
to be the Dick. Oh that's
great. Yeah, I like that.

556
00:37:23.559 --> 00:37:30.559
Yam yeah, yeah cool. Just
wait for the Billboard arts. Yeah.

557
00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:37.800
Oh, there's so many good things
you can do with it. Oh.

558
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:45.679
The important thing is when you see
one in the wild, make yourself big.

559
00:37:47.920 --> 00:37:51.880
All right, We'll see you back
here in the treehouse tomorrow. Tomorrow

560
00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:55.960
in the tree house. It is
Friday and we will be live. So

561
00:37:57.000 --> 00:37:58.480
we'll see you back here in the
treehouse tomorrow