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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with
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Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell.
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Yeah.
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Today is frid Day, April eleventh, twenty twenty five. Welcome
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to the end of the week. Congratulations, you've made it
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and now you're here to enjoy it with us, So
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we will make your Friday even better on top of
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the fact that it is Friday. And speaking of things
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that are really really good, Jerry, do you have something
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done to your hair? Oh?
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I just I tried a new technique last night to
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you know, enhance the curls and all of that. Then
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I think it might have worked a little too well.
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My head is out of control right now. Did you
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say jizz?
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Uh?
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No? Uh? What did you do to the hair there?
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Jar Uh?
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Just I said jazz. You jazzed it up? Oh, jazz
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jazzed it up? Yeah? Yeah, that's it. Uh, just a
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new conditioner, new way to dry it. Just stick your
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head out the car window like a dog.
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Oh no, that'll that'll give me the lucious Malfoy look.
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If I want the uh, if I want the curls,
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then you know, you gotta leave it wet. You gotta
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really get it conditioned, you know you you do the
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upscrunch and you squeeze it and hang on to it
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for a little while.
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And I think my wife uses less technical terms for
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her hair than you've just used in the last thirty seconds.
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But its great, well, thank you, thank you. It looks
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good on you.
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Thank you. Would you ever have any interest in doing
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Trey's hair, because I, for one, would love to see
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your long, wavy blonde locks right now on Trey. I
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think that would look really, really fun.
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Uh, Trey's got a different hair texture, He's got a I.
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Realized there would be some work involved, but I think
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Trey taking on a little bit of that uh point
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break body, Patrick Swayze from Point Break. Look, I think Trey,
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I think you could go with that.
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Would you just keep your dirty sexual fantasies to yourself.
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You've never wanted to be a to be a surfer bra.
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Never never was.
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You're more Johnny Utah than yeah. Okay, okay, fair enough,
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all right today, And.
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This is coming from the man who has basically had
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a buzz haircut for twenty eight plus years.
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It's true. Yeah, I like if we're all doing some
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sort of version of Keanu Reeves characters throughout his career,
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Trey is sort of doing the Johnny Utah, I am
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doing whatever his character's name was in Speed with the
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short short haircut.
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You're you're pretty close to Neo.
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You think, so, Okay. I don't know what Jerry's version
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would because I don't really recall. I guess it would
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be Bill and Ted's, even though he had dark hair.
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Bill and Ted. Somewhere between Bill and Ted and the
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names of the movies are escaping me.
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Two long foo. Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar, there you go.
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Okay, So, Patrick Swayze, I'll take that. I didn't say
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I didn't think Keanu Reeves was in that they were
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staying with the Keanu Reeves thing. Okay. Anyway, it is
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Friday inside the Treehouse. And look, I think we have
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a rare unique talent that we can find something funny
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in just about any story and just about any news story.
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We can find something funny even if it doesn't seem
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funny on the surface. And the most recent example of that.
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Is this.
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Okay, a Dallas man, Okay, a Texas man has been
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arrested after allegedly pouring scalding hot soup on his girlfriend. Okay,
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thirty five year old texasman was arrested after allegedly pouring
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hot soup on his sixty five year old girlfriend, causing
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third degree burns because she was talking too much. He
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told police, Now, I know this is bad. It's a
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very ugly story. It's wrong, and if guilty, he deserves
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the full punishment under the law. However, when you're dating
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a sixty five year old woman and you're thirty five,
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aren't accidents just gonna happen when it comes to soup delivery.
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Who's delivering the soup? Well, according to the arresting officers,
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he was, but he was doing it in an aggressive
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manner and he dumped it on his sixty five year
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old girlfriend. Okay, yeah, I'll give you I'll give you
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a little more detail here. Alexander McDavid from Waco was
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hit with multiple charges, including resisting arrest, terroristic threat of
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family or household members, assault with bodily injury, continues violence
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against family, and injury to an elderly person who also
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happens to his girlfriend.
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A terroristic threat.
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That's like, oh, I'll kill you. Or I'm going to
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dump this hot navy bean soup all over your face,
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assualt with a deadly dinner. Mm hmm. I I mean,
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I not since the Meals on Wheels dude punched punched
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her in the face, has there ever been such a
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tragedy of justice.
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I mean, I am guessing that guy is sitting in
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a jail cell right now, really rethinking his life choices.
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Yeah, because if that's if that's the last thing you
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get before going into prison.
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I don't know.
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Maybe maybe maybe things are looking up for his next relationship.
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Odds are will be much younger, yeah, and tighter.
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dot com. This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, He's Trey.
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That is Jerry Caldwell. Today is Friday, April eleventh, twenty
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twenty five, discussing so far today the hot soup being
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poured on an old lady and how wrong that is
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in general, but more specifically, how wrong our jokes were.
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And we should apologize now before anyone gets all up
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in arms about it. So we are mostly sorry. Okay,
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if you say so, all right, let's make up for that.
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Let's make up for that with something really really fun
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that our good friend Trey found. And you know, if
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Trey found it and wants to share it with us
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inside the treehouse, well you know it's gotta be good.
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So here now is a special commercial from Lower Louisiana
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for Showtime Furniture.
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Oh baby, Mama put him out and he ain't got
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no moniture.
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Let him have it, lady, l this.
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Made need a bad and only get aboard and think
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the nine of up probably get.
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A moment without Come on, baby, there is so much
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going on in this tightly in this jam packed commercial
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show Time Home Furnishings, Lafayette, Oppolusis and Eunice. I don't
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know how old this commercial is. I don't know if
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this business is still open.
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How could it not be?
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I know, I mean with with advertising like this, I mean,
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my goodness, So I'll start this over. So there are
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three people in this commercial. In the commercial, you've got
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scenes in various parts of show Time Home Furnishings. You've
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got beds, you got TVs, you got couches, all sorts
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of stuff on display at the home furniture store. You've
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got the what I assume to be the owner, who
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is an excellent pitchman. By the way, he's right up
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there with the twelve twelve loke twelve guy with a
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spinny arm. He wants to make sure you get a
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good deal on some furniture. Okay, uh. He's a white
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man and he sounds very much like a Cajun man.
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And then there's two other actors in the commercial. You've
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got a lovely large African American woman and a kind
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of sheepish looking, mild mannered African American male kind of
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playing the parts throughout the commercial. So let's let's go
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back to the beginning now of Showtime Home Furnishings. Inside
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the treehouse, this.
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Man needs help. His baby mama put him out, and
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he ain't got no furniture. Let him have it, Busla
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bus Like this man need a bed and.
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Only get aboarded fifty nine a month, you gonna get
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another one without a bad Come on, baby, his man
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is TV for his bedroom only get forwarded fifty nine
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out of the month.
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You know you got all them children seventy three answers, baby,
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both like, Well, like, this man needs air conditions. It's
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hot on the streets and he only gets paid more
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than nine out of the month. I'll put him down, baby,
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no man, no grudgect all the time.
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Wow, there is a lot to unpack here, Trey. Since
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you're the one that found this gym, where would you
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like to start?
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Well, the guy, the pitch man, he sounds like, uh,
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the dad from water Boy that shows up at the end.
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That's what it is.
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I couldn't place it. I knew it, I knew it
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sounded familiar. That's it.
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Uh.
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And you know it's just Louisiana is just a hidden
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gym of things.
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M h.
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And I'm happy to say I just google they are
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still in business. God bless them again. How could you
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not be? How are people not lining up? You know what?
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Maybe they are? I mean, I'm kind of I'm kind
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of envious of Lafayette Oppelusis and Eunice Louisiana. I mean,
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how do I not have this store down the street
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that I can go to and just enjoy things and
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people watch and beg to be in their commercial.
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He'd probably let you, uh maybe, wow, that's amazing the okay,
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what do you say at the end, like no credit check?
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Can we hear this again? Make sure.
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I'll put him down, David, no credit all.
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The time, no money down, no credit check all the time.
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And then the lovely lady at the end who's missing
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about seven or eighteen mouthing to the camera call me
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that sold me right there?
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Yeah?
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Yeah that uh, I mean, how how could it not.
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To tie it all back in? She kind of looks
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like Wesley snipes into one food.
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Thanks for everything, Okay, yeah, I can see that. I
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was thinking more of one of the I was thinking
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more Arsenio Hall when he portrays one of the women
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in coming to America. But I think you may be
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uh more on point there, Trey.
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I would also like to point out she takes care
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of the tea she has remaining.
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Yeah.
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They are very white, they are very clean. Yeah, and
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clearly she doesn't let them get in the way of
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a good deal. I'm kind of thinking we do a
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treehouse rugue trip to show Time home Furnishings and appelusis Louisiana.
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Yeah, which which store? I mean?
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I think we need to call ahead and see you
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know where the boss the bosses are that day. Yeah,
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because you wouldn't you wouldn't want to go and not
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see the stars.
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Oh, you have to see the stars.
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You have to.
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I mean, I want to see Jerry crawling around on
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bed with this lady. I'm so there, Trey, where did
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you find this Internet? That's what were you looking at?
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What were you looking at online? That the Internet thought?
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Trey needs to see this furniture ad Damn.
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My algorithm is a very special thing.
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I was about to say, it's your algorithm. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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I like. I like how we can all blame the
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algorithm for our choices in life.