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How Do Tribbles Trib? | Friday April 11, 2025

The boys let their nerd out! We talk Star wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, space hotels, and an underwater pyramid that may change history! BONUS STUPID: Assault with a deadly soup and the one and only Showtyme Home Furnishings!

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The boys let their nerd out! We talk Star wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, space hotels, and an underwater pyramid that may change history! BONUS STUPID: Assault with a deadly soup and the one and only Showtyme Home Furnishings!

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Man allegedly poured scalding hot soup on girlfriend for 'talking too much'

Mysterious underwater 'pyramid' reshapes history

The first 'space hotel' plans to open in 2027


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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with

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Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell.

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Yeah.

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Today is frid Day, April eleventh, twenty twenty five. Welcome

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to the end of the week. Congratulations, you've made it

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and now you're here to enjoy it with us, So

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we will make your Friday even better on top of

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the fact that it is Friday. And speaking of things

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that are really really good, Jerry, do you have something

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done to your hair? Oh?

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I just I tried a new technique last night to

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you know, enhance the curls and all of that. Then

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I think it might have worked a little too well.

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My head is out of control right now. Did you

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say jizz?

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Uh?

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No? Uh? What did you do to the hair there?

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Jar Uh?

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Just I said jazz. You jazzed it up? Oh, jazz

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jazzed it up? Yeah? Yeah, that's it. Uh, just a

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new conditioner, new way to dry it. Just stick your

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head out the car window like a dog.

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Oh no, that'll that'll give me the lucious Malfoy look.

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If I want the uh, if I want the curls,

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then you know, you gotta leave it wet. You gotta

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really get it conditioned, you know you you do the

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upscrunch and you squeeze it and hang on to it

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for a little while.

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And I think my wife uses less technical terms for

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her hair than you've just used in the last thirty seconds.

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But its great, well, thank you, thank you. It looks

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good on you.

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Thank you. Would you ever have any interest in doing

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Trey's hair, because I, for one, would love to see

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your long, wavy blonde locks right now on Trey. I

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think that would look really, really fun.

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Uh, Trey's got a different hair texture, He's got a I.

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Realized there would be some work involved, but I think

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Trey taking on a little bit of that uh point

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break body, Patrick Swayze from Point Break. Look, I think Trey,

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I think you could go with that.

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Would you just keep your dirty sexual fantasies to yourself.

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You've never wanted to be a to be a surfer bra.

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Never never was.

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You're more Johnny Utah than yeah. Okay, okay, fair enough,

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all right today, And.

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This is coming from the man who has basically had

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a buzz haircut for twenty eight plus years.

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It's true. Yeah, I like if we're all doing some

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sort of version of Keanu Reeves characters throughout his career,

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Trey is sort of doing the Johnny Utah, I am

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doing whatever his character's name was in Speed with the

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short short haircut.

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You're you're pretty close to Neo.

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You think, so, Okay. I don't know what Jerry's version

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would because I don't really recall. I guess it would

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be Bill and Ted's, even though he had dark hair.

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Bill and Ted. Somewhere between Bill and Ted and the

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names of the movies are escaping me.

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Two long foo. Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar, there you go.

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Okay, So, Patrick Swayze, I'll take that. I didn't say

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I didn't think Keanu Reeves was in that they were

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staying with the Keanu Reeves thing. Okay. Anyway, it is

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Friday inside the Treehouse. And look, I think we have

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a rare unique talent that we can find something funny

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in just about any story and just about any news story.

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We can find something funny even if it doesn't seem

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funny on the surface. And the most recent example of that.

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Is this.

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Okay, a Dallas man, Okay, a Texas man has been

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arrested after allegedly pouring scalding hot soup on his girlfriend. Okay,

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thirty five year old texasman was arrested after allegedly pouring

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hot soup on his sixty five year old girlfriend, causing

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third degree burns because she was talking too much. He

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told police, Now, I know this is bad. It's a

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very ugly story. It's wrong, and if guilty, he deserves

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the full punishment under the law. However, when you're dating

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a sixty five year old woman and you're thirty five,

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aren't accidents just gonna happen when it comes to soup delivery.

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Who's delivering the soup? Well, according to the arresting officers,

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he was, but he was doing it in an aggressive

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manner and he dumped it on his sixty five year

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old girlfriend. Okay, yeah, I'll give you I'll give you

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a little more detail here. Alexander McDavid from Waco was

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hit with multiple charges, including resisting arrest, terroristic threat of

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family or household members, assault with bodily injury, continues violence

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against family, and injury to an elderly person who also

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happens to his girlfriend.

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A terroristic threat.

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That's like, oh, I'll kill you. Or I'm going to

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dump this hot navy bean soup all over your face,

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assualt with a deadly dinner. Mm hmm. I I mean,

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I not since the Meals on Wheels dude punched punched

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her in the face, has there ever been such a

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tragedy of justice.

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I mean, I am guessing that guy is sitting in

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a jail cell right now, really rethinking his life choices.

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Yeah, because if that's if that's the last thing you

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get before going into prison.

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I don't know.

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Maybe maybe maybe things are looking up for his next relationship.

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Odds are will be much younger, yeah, and tighter.

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That is Jerry Caldwell. Today is Friday, April eleventh, twenty

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twenty five, discussing so far today the hot soup being

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poured on an old lady and how wrong that is

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in general, but more specifically, how wrong our jokes were.

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And we should apologize now before anyone gets all up

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in arms about it. So we are mostly sorry. Okay,

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if you say so, all right, let's make up for that.

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Let's make up for that with something really really fun

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that our good friend Trey found. And you know, if

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Trey found it and wants to share it with us

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inside the treehouse, well you know it's gotta be good.

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So here now is a special commercial from Lower Louisiana

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for Showtime Furniture.

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Oh baby, Mama put him out and he ain't got

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no moniture.

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Let him have it, lady, l this.

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Made need a bad and only get aboard and think

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the nine of up probably get.

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A moment without Come on, baby, there is so much

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going on in this tightly in this jam packed commercial

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show Time Home Furnishings, Lafayette, Oppolusis and Eunice. I don't

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know how old this commercial is. I don't know if

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this business is still open.

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How could it not be?

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I know, I mean with with advertising like this, I mean,

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my goodness, So I'll start this over. So there are

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three people in this commercial. In the commercial, you've got

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scenes in various parts of show Time Home Furnishings. You've

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got beds, you got TVs, you got couches, all sorts

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of stuff on display at the home furniture store. You've

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got the what I assume to be the owner, who

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is an excellent pitchman. By the way, he's right up

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there with the twelve twelve loke twelve guy with a

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spinny arm. He wants to make sure you get a

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good deal on some furniture. Okay, uh. He's a white

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man and he sounds very much like a Cajun man.

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And then there's two other actors in the commercial. You've

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got a lovely large African American woman and a kind

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of sheepish looking, mild mannered African American male kind of

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playing the parts throughout the commercial. So let's let's go

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back to the beginning now of Showtime Home Furnishings. Inside

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the treehouse, this.

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Man needs help. His baby mama put him out, and

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he ain't got no furniture. Let him have it, Busla

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bus Like this man need a bed and.

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Only get aboarded fifty nine a month, you gonna get

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another one without a bad Come on, baby, his man

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is TV for his bedroom only get forwarded fifty nine

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out of the month.

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You know you got all them children seventy three answers, baby,

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both like, Well, like, this man needs air conditions. It's

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hot on the streets and he only gets paid more

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than nine out of the month. I'll put him down, baby,

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no man, no grudgect all the time.

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Wow, there is a lot to unpack here, Trey. Since

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you're the one that found this gym, where would you

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like to start?

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Well, the guy, the pitch man, he sounds like, uh,

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the dad from water Boy that shows up at the end.

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That's what it is.

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I couldn't place it. I knew it, I knew it

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sounded familiar. That's it.

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And you know it's just Louisiana is just a hidden

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gym of things.

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M h.

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And I'm happy to say I just google they are

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still in business. God bless them again. How could you

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not be? How are people not lining up? You know what?

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Maybe they are? I mean, I'm kind of I'm kind

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of envious of Lafayette Oppelusis and Eunice Louisiana. I mean,

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how do I not have this store down the street

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that I can go to and just enjoy things and

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people watch and beg to be in their commercial.

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He'd probably let you, uh maybe, wow, that's amazing the okay,

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what do you say at the end, like no credit check?

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Can we hear this again? Make sure.

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I'll put him down, David, no credit all.

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The time, no money down, no credit check all the time.

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And then the lovely lady at the end who's missing

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about seven or eighteen mouthing to the camera call me

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that sold me right there?

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Yeah?

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Yeah that uh, I mean, how how could it not.

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To tie it all back in? She kind of looks

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like Wesley snipes into one food.

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Thanks for everything, Okay, yeah, I can see that. I

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was thinking more of one of the I was thinking

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more Arsenio Hall when he portrays one of the women

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in coming to America. But I think you may be

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uh more on point there, Trey.

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I would also like to point out she takes care

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of the tea she has remaining.

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Yeah.

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They are very white, they are very clean. Yeah, and

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clearly she doesn't let them get in the way of

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a good deal. I'm kind of thinking we do a

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treehouse rugue trip to show Time home Furnishings and appelusis Louisiana.

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Yeah, which which store? I mean?

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I think we need to call ahead and see you

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know where the boss the bosses are that day. Yeah,

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because you wouldn't you wouldn't want to go and not

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see the stars.

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Oh, you have to see the stars.

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You have to.

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I mean, I want to see Jerry crawling around on

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bed with this lady. I'm so there, Trey, where did

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you find this Internet? That's what were you looking at?

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What were you looking at online? That the Internet thought?

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Trey needs to see this furniture ad Damn.

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My algorithm is a very special thing.

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I was about to say, it's your algorithm. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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I like. I like how we can all blame the

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algorithm for our choices in life.

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I have I have worked hard to refine it to

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a magical a magical algorithm of of just sheer stupidity.

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You're like Oz, but with the Internet, you're the You're

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the wizard of the Internet. Trey, thank you from the

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bottom of my heart, thank you for this. I appreciate.

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Mama put him out and he ain't got no moniture.

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Let him have it.

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Bus Like boys like this man need a bed and.

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Only get a boarded sixty nine a month.

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You're gonna get another one without a bad Come on, baby,

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this man needs TV for his bedroom. Only get a

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fard fifty nine hours a month. You know you got

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all them children seventy three answers, baby buck like b's

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like this man needs air conditions. It's hot on the

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streets and he only gets paid forty nine hours a month.

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I'll put him down, baby, No one now, no project.

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All the time.

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He called her, he called her boss lady twice in

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that so. Is she the owner of Showtime Home Furnishings? Uh, Jerry,

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I'm pretty sure this lady owns whatever the hell she.

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Wants, and she's checking references.

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That's why she's on the phone. At the end, you're

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He's Trey Trenholm. That is Jerry Calledwell and this is

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the Treehouse Show for Friday, April eleventh, twenty twenty five.

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Once again, Trey, thank you for sharing the Showtime at

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the Home Furnishings Store. Sorry, not Showtime at the Apollo,

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just show Time Home Furnishings ad from Louisiana. Thank you,

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Thank you very much. You've helped make this Friday truly special.

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You're welcome in the most special of senses. So let's

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tap into something else that I know is very fond

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to you, Trey, and that is ancient civilizations and the

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possible existence of them and the possible ties to other

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worldly civilizations. Tray, did you hear about the new underwater

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pyramid found off the coast of Taiwan.

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I have not heard about that one specifically, but there

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have been many, many underwater pyramids and structures found all

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over the world.

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Well, a new one has been discovered near Taiwan, and

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it may rewrite that's a really hard word to say.

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It may rewrite everything we thought we knew about the

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ancient world. Sitting just eighty two feet below the sea

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level near the Ryuqi Islands of Japan, a mysterious eye

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object called the Yonaguni Monument continues to stump and astonish

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researchers despite its discovery in nineteen eighty six. All Right,

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I guess it's not a brand new discovery, but it's

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brand new to me. Trade did you know about this

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underwater pyramid until now?

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Do you want the conspiracy part of this? Or or well,

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there's there is a conspiracy going that says that the

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world as a whole, like they've they discovered all these

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underwater monuments around Cuba decades ago, and there's a whole

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conspiracy theory that they try to keep them under wraps

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because it potentially debunks a lot of the history we've

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been taught.

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Yeah, I'm for that land on me? Or is it

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everything that you just said?

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It's pretty much.

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I mean, it's just the timeline. I mean, man walking

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in North America. Just I'll go with that. The Clovis

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theory was forever considered the fact that people came over

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here from the bearing straight during the Ice Age, you know,

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nine to eleven thousand years ago. Well, we now have

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found footprints, I mean multiple footprints that they have dated

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twenty three to twenty five thousand years ago. That is now,

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so we're all and very possibly that people came up

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from South America. It's just as plausible as they did

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coming from over the bearing straight down.

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Gotcha.

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And just all sorts of of the timeline of history

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of when did we become when did we go from

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hunter gatherers to you know, having civilizations. You know, there's

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a place in Turkey, go Beckley Tepee that was over

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nine thousand years ago, definitely a civilization. But for the

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timeline of history, we weren't supposed to be really in

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making civilizations at that point. We were still supposed to

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be more in the hunter gatherer stage.

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Goshly not with that kind of an accuracy in their architecture.

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Well, and that's the other thing is from the pyramids

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in Egypt to all of the ruins in South America,

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Central and South America, Mayan Aztec incas. The knowledge of

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astronomy the star and not just its short term I

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mean over celestial events that happened once every thirty fifty

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years they knew about they made monuments to how did they.

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Get that knowledge?

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So basically in our timeline as a species, in our

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timeline as humans, all these pyramids and structures around the world,

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we were not smart enough nor did we have the

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technological know how to accomplish these things. Based on the

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history we know, right.

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We would be hard pressed to rebuild the pyramids today,

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got it.

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Well, this is one of the things a lot of

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people don't realize is the pyramids when they were built

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were smooth, shiny.

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covered up.

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I mean it's and the fact that they align with

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different as astronomical events say it would be we would

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be hard pressed to do it with the accuracy they did, right.

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looked like they were built by skilled technicians because they

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were not the day laborer versions that we see today.

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But this new pyramid about eighty two feet below sea

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level near Taiwan, The giant structure with sharp angled steps,

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stands roughly ninety feet tall and appears to be made

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entirely of stone, leading many to believe it was man made. However,

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tests of the stones show it would be over ten

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thousand years old, meaning that if a civilization built this

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pyramid by hand, it would have taken place before this

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region sank underwater more than twelve thousand years ago. That

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would place it further back in history than most other

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ancient structures by several thousand years, including the Egyptian pyramids

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and Stone Hinge. So currently, scientists believe the ability for

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humans to construct large structures like temples and pyramids of

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all alongside the development of agriculture twelve thousand years ago.

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If an advanced society was already building giant step pyramids

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long before this time, however, it could change the history

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books forever and reveal another lost tribe of humans, just

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like the myths of at Lentis. I mean, and that's

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and the conspiracy that you were talking about, Trey, is

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that if all this stuff is true, they try to

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suppress they try to suppress this information because most of

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us just can't handle it. Well.

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It changes the timeline, and there are religious implications, but

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it just it changes the timeline we've been taught of things.

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I mean, Plato wrote about Atlantis, where did he hear

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about it, well, that was from miss you know, uh

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of you know, generations ago. Maybe the fact, like the Greeks,

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we considered the founders of modern civilization, we now know

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they basically copied everything.

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That makes sense because us as humans, it's very rare

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we do something original. It's usually we see someone doing

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it and then.

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We do it well. And here here's the other.

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Like the pyramids, many of the Central and South American pyramids,

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and by the way, there are a lot of pyramids

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in North America. People just don't realize, but the bigger

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ones were built on top of smaller pyramids. They're like, oh, hey,

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we like that design. Well, let's we'll make it bigger.

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We'll go on top of it.

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We don't, we don't know what the anything.

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You know, it's amazing how little we know about the

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Egyptian pyramids because they limit access and everything else.

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That whole desert we've basically we've.

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Looked at about five percent of it, and so there's

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there's a lot out there that you know, how do

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we have How did cartographers from the fifteen hundreds have

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an outline of Antarctica when no one had been there?

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Interesting question it is, I've always wondered how they did

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coastlines back then. Anyway, it's like some poor cartographer having

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a pin on a piece of paper having to just

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hold it there as they go around the coastlines and

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just try to slowly make the little indentations for the

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bays and the keys and all these things. I mean,

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you talk about a sucky job. And it's not like

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your environment is still because you're in the ocean, so

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it's going up and down. How do we know that

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some of those lines on these ancient maps are even accurate.

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It might have just been a bump in the waves,

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especially before they invented the sextant. That too, because if

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you want to keep a man still, you put him

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on a sextant.

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Hard at least give him one.

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An article looks a little squidly.

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That there is Jerry Caldwell. On Friday, April eleven, twenty

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twenty five, we were just talking about that. We were

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just talking about the pyramid that was discovered off the

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coast of Taiwan, ninety feet below the surface of the

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sea I'm sorry, eighty two feet below the surface of

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the sea, ninety feet tall from the ocean floor. And

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it was found this new pyramid was found in nineteen

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eighty six, and it dispels a lot of what we

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thought we knew of our own civilization and the timing

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of it. And Trey, you said, there's there's pyramids around

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the world, and there's even some in North America.

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Yeah, there's quite a few. Uh, they're all is that

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is that.

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I'm sorry, go ahead, they're they're more they're earth made,

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like a dirt work. But yeah, they're Louisiana, Mississippi all

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the way up to Ohio. There's the there's I forgot

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the name of it, but it's like a serpent uh

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deal in Ohio that uh.

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And the sad thing is we don't really.

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Know the full extent of what was done because as

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you know, as typical of America, uh, when we were

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building and moving west, you know, we just they just

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looked at, oh, hey, that's a big pile of dirt.

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Well, well we'll just destroy it and and give no

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thought to the fact that it might have had some

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ancient uh meaning or you know, and be sacred.

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That's a very American thing, it is. Uh, those those

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southern piles of dirt that that were earth made pyramids

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and may have had some ancient historical significance. Is that

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is that just where Bucki's built all of its new locations,

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it's like pyramids and beaver nuggets.

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Yeah, no, there, I can't remember.

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There's in eastern Louisiana and Mississippi there there are still

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pyramids that again all have yeah a lot of times

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or whether it be with the equinox or whatever have

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or as astronomically aligned.

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That's right.

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But yeah, for and uh so they're they're all all

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00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:33.319
have meaning and they're all still being studied because for

474
00:29:33.519 --> 00:29:35.759
many years we were just too stupid to go, hey,

475
00:29:35.839 --> 00:29:38.359
that that's an interesting pyramid shape.

476
00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:39.440
It might mean something.

477
00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:44.799
But yeah, you're right, because I can just imagine, even

478
00:29:44.880 --> 00:29:49.079
by today's standards, if we find a really well styled

479
00:29:49.240 --> 00:29:53.400
pile of dirt, we we don't stop and think, most

480
00:29:53.440 --> 00:29:56.640
of us, that there may be some significance to it.

481
00:29:58.559 --> 00:30:01.200
There may not be a completely the natural thing. There

482
00:30:01.240 --> 00:30:03.839
may be a reason behind it that we're just too

483
00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:05.640
stupid to grasp now.

484
00:30:07.240 --> 00:30:10.680
But and also talking about the like kind of forbidden history,

485
00:30:10.720 --> 00:30:13.079
because what it all it points to is the fact

486
00:30:13.119 --> 00:30:18.319
that there were as a civilization before during the Ice Age,

487
00:30:18.400 --> 00:30:21.519
before the Ice Age, somewhere in the twelve to twenty

488
00:30:21.559 --> 00:30:22.799
five thousand years ago.

489
00:30:23.519 --> 00:30:25.480
And part of the reason that this upsets so many

490
00:30:25.559 --> 00:30:28.359
people is because it messes with the timeline in the Bible.

491
00:30:28.720 --> 00:30:31.119
Isn't that what we're talking about? It it makes people

492
00:30:31.240 --> 00:30:32.039
question some things.

493
00:30:32.519 --> 00:30:38.000
Yes, yes, but also again like our knowledge of you know,

494
00:30:38.039 --> 00:30:41.440
we we have forever thought the Greeks were basically founded

495
00:30:41.519 --> 00:30:44.440
modern civilization, and now more and more we're finding.

496
00:30:44.359 --> 00:30:47.279
No, they didn't. They really just copied everything from a

497
00:30:47.440 --> 00:30:48.519
previous civilization.

498
00:30:49.200 --> 00:30:51.400
But like, yeah, yeah, it turns out the Greeks were

499
00:30:51.440 --> 00:30:54.000
not the Ogs. They were more than Millie Vanilli's of history.

500
00:30:54.119 --> 00:30:54.279
Right.

501
00:30:54.519 --> 00:30:56.960
And this also, you know, it's not just a Christian

502
00:30:57.200 --> 00:31:00.279
it has Jewish and Muslim implication too.

503
00:31:00.599 --> 00:31:03.079
Yeah, but religious across the board. Yeah, that makes sense.

504
00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:07.079
Yeah, Turkey with go Beckley Teppe, they have recently passed

505
00:31:07.079 --> 00:31:09.400
the law basically saying yeah, we're not gonna allow any

506
00:31:09.440 --> 00:31:12.839
more excavation or study of it beyond what's done for

507
00:31:13.079 --> 00:31:14.039
another one hundred years.

508
00:31:14.920 --> 00:31:21.799
No, why really, Yeah, what are they hiding? That's a

509
00:31:21.839 --> 00:31:24.799
great question, and they're not going to let us dig

510
00:31:24.880 --> 00:31:28.680
to find out that's correct. Can we set aside the

511
00:31:28.720 --> 00:31:30.640
tariff war for a little bit. Can we just go

512
00:31:30.839 --> 00:31:32.839
like going to Turkey and be like, what do you

513
00:31:32.920 --> 00:31:36.240
have in there? Show us well way of all tariff stuff,

514
00:31:36.359 --> 00:31:38.319
Let us dig a little bit, show us what's down there.

515
00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:42.319
It's not just Turkey, it's again, won't the Egyptians. The

516
00:31:42.400 --> 00:31:47.400
Egyptians have long they've been very selective and very restrictive

517
00:31:47.519 --> 00:31:50.759
on you know what, They will allow people to study

518
00:31:50.880 --> 00:31:53.160
in and around the pyramids and other parts of the

519
00:31:53.240 --> 00:31:56.079
desert where people speculate there may be more and.

520
00:31:56.160 --> 00:31:58.559
The Egyptians may be geniuses. Because what do they do,

521
00:31:58.960 --> 00:32:02.519
What do they do to distract us from what may

522
00:32:02.599 --> 00:32:06.000
be the truth? They pull out all these shiny artifacts

523
00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:08.640
and dangle them in front of our faces and say,

524
00:32:08.680 --> 00:32:11.359
over here, over here, silly people, go look over here

525
00:32:11.400 --> 00:32:14.480
at the shiny Ramsey statue. Look we found we found

526
00:32:14.559 --> 00:32:17.279
King tot. Let's go look at this corpse. Blah blah blah.

527
00:32:17.400 --> 00:32:19.720
Never mind the alien civilization that's hiding at the base

528
00:32:19.759 --> 00:32:23.799
of this pyramid. Do I have it about right? Yeah?

529
00:32:23.799 --> 00:32:24.279
Pretty much?

530
00:32:24.359 --> 00:32:29.000
Yeah, Okay, see I don't need fifteen seasons of ancient civilizations.

531
00:32:29.079 --> 00:32:31.200
I got it now. And then don't don't ever get

532
00:32:31.200 --> 00:32:32.119
started on Antarctica.

533
00:32:33.599 --> 00:32:36.839
What's in antarctica? Tray? That's that's good. That's the question,

534
00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:38.759
is the question.

535
00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:48.599
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536
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546
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I'm Daniel Mally. He is Trey Trendholm. That there is

547
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Jerry called Well and today is Fredday April eleven, twenty

548
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twenty five. Let's celebrate Trey with some earth. Let's celebrate

549
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with some birthdays here inside the Treehouse, just like we

550
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played it all right once again Friday, April eleven, twenty

551
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twenty five. Birthdays Today. YouTube Makeup Star of twenty fifteen,

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Michelle Fan turns thirty eight. She has over one billion

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than that now, but Michelle Fan YouTube Makeup Star is

555
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thirty eight today. Just keep in mind that while growing

556
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up to be a YouTuber might be somewhat of a

557
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goal for an occupation in life, you may not make

558
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it as big as some of these people because chances

559
00:34:35.800 --> 00:34:37.719
are the thing you want to do has already been done,

560
00:34:38.559 --> 00:34:41.840
and if it hasn't, then someone's probably already doing it

561
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on OnlyFans. Other birthdays today, Canadian pop star Lights is

562
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thirty eight The Lights Seeings, Drive, My Soul, Drive My

563
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Soul and Toes, probably popular soundtrack on OnlyFans. Victoria's secret

564
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model Alessandra Ambrosio turns forty four. Trey, you're a You're

565
00:35:09.679 --> 00:35:16.559
a big trecky guy. I don't know how deep your

566
00:35:16.719 --> 00:35:21.920
nerd goes, right. I like Star Wars. You like Star Wars,

567
00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:27.119
you love Star Trek. I like Star Trek. What are

568
00:35:27.159 --> 00:35:28.840
your thoughts on Battlestar Galactica?

569
00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:31.199
Which one.

570
00:35:32.559 --> 00:35:41.480
Good question? I I the one with Tricia Helfer, who

571
00:35:41.599 --> 00:35:46.239
played Blonde Cylon Number six on Battlestar Galactica. So I'm

572
00:35:46.280 --> 00:35:48.920
guessing a newer version of battle Star Galacta.

573
00:35:48.960 --> 00:35:50.760
I mean, I've grew up.

574
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:53.480
Sorry, I don't. I don't even know how many versions

575
00:35:53.519 --> 00:35:57.280
of Battlestar Galactica. There are two? Oh okay, thank you.

576
00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:02.440
Never really got into the REMA enjoyed grew up on

577
00:36:02.519 --> 00:36:08.519
the uh, the original. I'm trying to think of the

578
00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:10.840
guy's name it was on that, but.

579
00:36:12.519 --> 00:36:15.880
You know it was it was kind of a corny

580
00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:18.920
sci fi show and in those days, but uh, it was.

581
00:36:19.119 --> 00:36:24.000
It was fun to watch. Never, it never really had

582
00:36:24.039 --> 00:36:26.199
the storyline. I could never think of the of a

583
00:36:26.320 --> 00:36:29.159
storyline that I was really that interested in remake. It's

584
00:36:29.199 --> 00:36:31.480
not like where Star Wars was just kind of this

585
00:36:31.679 --> 00:36:37.480
epic series Star Trek had. I mean, I really grab

586
00:36:37.639 --> 00:36:40.519
more of the next generation than than the original Star Trek.

587
00:36:40.679 --> 00:36:42.920
But uh, that was kind of an.

588
00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:50.400
Endless storyline. But Battlestar Galactose it was okay, Uh.

589
00:36:51.320 --> 00:36:55.920
Jerry, you strike me as a Battlestar guy. I know

590
00:36:56.039 --> 00:36:59.519
a bit about both of them. Does that sound like

591
00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:02.079
an accurate description that Trade just said, you know, Star

592
00:37:02.199 --> 00:37:07.840
Wars is more of an epic Star Trek I'm not

593
00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:12.039
sure what is a saga. It's a saga that has tribles.

594
00:37:13.960 --> 00:37:16.159
So Battlestar Galactica, where does that fit?

595
00:37:17.000 --> 00:37:19.880
The original series was, like he said, it was, you know,

596
00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:25.480
kind of corny, very episodic. You know, you could interchange

597
00:37:25.559 --> 00:37:28.079
a lot of episodes with other episodes and not really

598
00:37:28.159 --> 00:37:33.800
miss anything. The newer remake was much more grand in

599
00:37:33.880 --> 00:37:37.199
the fact that it had an overarching storyline that they

600
00:37:37.239 --> 00:37:40.800
were trying to get to and the end had a

601
00:37:40.920 --> 00:37:43.800
nice twist with a big lesson that actually ties into

602
00:37:43.840 --> 00:37:46.719
what we were talking about earlier, with civilization being older

603
00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:48.000
than we all thought that it was.

604
00:37:50.719 --> 00:37:54.719
Is the one is the one thing that Star Wars,

605
00:37:55.000 --> 00:37:58.079
Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica have in common? Is it

606
00:37:58.199 --> 00:38:00.440
basically just an excuse to have hot aliens?

607
00:38:02.960 --> 00:38:05.239
I would say two out of three of those are

608
00:38:05.639 --> 00:38:10.679
would be correct with that? Yes, which, uh, Star Trek

609
00:38:11.159 --> 00:38:13.400
and Battlestar that's the.

610
00:38:13.400 --> 00:38:17.960
Hot aliens shows. Yes, you didn't you didn't like the

611
00:38:18.239 --> 00:38:22.039
You didn't like the the singing chick in with the

612
00:38:22.119 --> 00:38:27.239
long lips in in Star Wars. Oh, in the Cantina. Yeah,

613
00:38:27.559 --> 00:38:29.559
you didn't like the cantina singer with with the with

614
00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:33.199
the long lips and the I mean twiggy legs. She

615
00:38:33.400 --> 00:38:40.719
was all right. I mean I was more of a

616
00:38:41.039 --> 00:38:43.320
like I did. I never got into I never got

617
00:38:43.360 --> 00:38:47.239
into Battlestar Galactica. I was more of a I was

618
00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:50.320
more of a Buck Rogers in the twenty fifth century Watcher.

619
00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:52.559
You know, Baty Beatty. That was a good show. Bitty

620
00:38:52.559 --> 00:38:55.599
bitty bitty biddy. Yeah, that's a good show.

621
00:38:55.760 --> 00:38:56.480
But it's amazing.

622
00:38:56.599 --> 00:38:56.800
You know.

623
00:38:59.519 --> 00:39:02.400
All of the shows most people would say, you know,

624
00:39:02.559 --> 00:39:07.159
epics shows about space and space travel and everything else,

625
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:10.840
and you you just relegated them down to which one

626
00:39:10.880 --> 00:39:12.639
has hot the hot alien chicks.

627
00:39:12.880 --> 00:39:15.320
That is not my fault. You blame Captain Kirk. He

628
00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:17.440
was the one making out with every hot alien in

629
00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:21.679
the In the Galaxy Star Trek did have a lot

630
00:39:21.840 --> 00:39:23.719
of hot aliens hot humans.

631
00:39:24.679 --> 00:39:24.800
Uh.

632
00:39:25.519 --> 00:39:28.599
I think Battle the newer Battle Star was much more

633
00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:37.320
about how everyone looked, which, of course translates to how

634
00:39:37.400 --> 00:39:43.519
do they? In other words, how do how do tribbles trip?

635
00:39:50.199 --> 00:39:51.280
There's too much for me.

636
00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:57.639
You're in the tree House. Visit us online at Treehouse

637
00:39:57.719 --> 00:40:14.119
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638
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639
00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:38.639
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640
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girls in love with Mike Reno and lover Boy be

641
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spared to check out all things Treehouse at Treehouse on

642
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643
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light trying to be trying to be a little more

644
00:40:56.960 --> 00:41:01.360
festive during the Loverboy bumper on Fridays? Excellent?

645
00:41:03.760 --> 00:41:05.639
I'm gonna have to work on mine.

646
00:41:07.360 --> 00:41:09.760
Get you a ring light, buddy, I have one.

647
00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:14.280
I'm just it's I'm not gonna stand up to turn

648
00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:14.840
it off and on.

649
00:41:17.960 --> 00:41:21.559
Need to get a remote. This is the Treehouse Show.

650
00:41:21.639 --> 00:41:25.199
It is Fred Day, April eleven, twenty twenty five. Today

651
00:41:25.239 --> 00:41:27.360
has already been a jam packed show. Talking about a

652
00:41:27.719 --> 00:41:30.119
thirty five year old man pouring hot soup on his

653
00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:34.360
sixty five year old girlfriend. Very wrong. We're bad, very bad.

654
00:41:34.440 --> 00:41:36.119
Not only was that a bad thing to do, also

655
00:41:37.320 --> 00:41:39.360
the way we made fun of it. Then we talked

656
00:41:39.360 --> 00:41:45.559
about showtime furniture, which was truly eye opening. We also

657
00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:47.719
went to the bottom of the ocean floor, talked about

658
00:41:47.840 --> 00:41:53.119
underwater pyramids, its effect on civilization, and still not knowing

659
00:41:53.239 --> 00:41:57.159
what the hell is in Antarctica, which I think we

660
00:41:57.239 --> 00:41:59.119
all need to be a little more curious about.

661
00:42:02.000 --> 00:42:05.000
We've all said, why do all countries have research stations there?

662
00:42:05.039 --> 00:42:07.760
But their parts? No one will go, and they damn

663
00:42:07.800 --> 00:42:13.079
sure won't allow anyone to look. What are they hiding?

664
00:42:15.639 --> 00:42:16.320
I want to know.

665
00:42:17.880 --> 00:42:20.119
I don't look at it this way. I don't think

666
00:42:20.199 --> 00:42:23.760
it's fair that penguins have more knowledge about the Earth

667
00:42:23.840 --> 00:42:24.079
than me.

668
00:42:26.519 --> 00:42:27.639
Don't even think about whales.

669
00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:36.880
Those were You get the idea Okay, So we also

670
00:42:36.960 --> 00:42:39.159
talked a lot about Star Trek, a little bit of

671
00:42:39.199 --> 00:42:42.760
Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica because it was Tricia Helfer's fifty

672
00:42:42.880 --> 00:42:47.760
first birthday and she played a Cylon in Battlestar Galactica. Whatever,

673
00:42:48.920 --> 00:42:50.800
but that did remind me of a story I saw

674
00:42:50.880 --> 00:42:57.599
earlier this week. The world's first space hotel is supposedly

675
00:42:57.800 --> 00:43:00.880
set to launch in the year twenty two one seven.

676
00:43:01.280 --> 00:43:03.719
That sounds like a long way away, but quick reminder,

677
00:43:03.760 --> 00:43:07.440
it's twenty twenty five, so that's only two years from now. Supposedly,

678
00:43:07.920 --> 00:43:11.480
this space hotel will orbit Earth with a bar, a

679
00:43:11.639 --> 00:43:16.119
movie theater, a spa, and so much more. Are we

680
00:43:16.280 --> 00:43:20.360
ready for a space hotel already? That is just what

681
00:43:20.519 --> 00:43:24.840
we need. The Voyager Station promises a once in a

682
00:43:24.920 --> 00:43:30.000
lifetime experience with stunning views of the Earth, luxury accommodations,

683
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:33.400
and unique amenities like a bar, movie theater, spa, and

684
00:43:33.559 --> 00:43:38.239
a gym. All in space. Guests will enjoy artificial gravity,

685
00:43:38.760 --> 00:43:42.000
making their stay feel more like home, while indulging in

686
00:43:42.079 --> 00:43:46.639
world class service and personalized experiences. Look, does it have

687
00:43:46.679 --> 00:43:48.840
a Starbucks or not? I think that's the question on

688
00:43:48.920 --> 00:43:49.639
everyone's mind.

689
00:43:50.199 --> 00:43:52.320
No, does Does that have some kind of shield or

690
00:43:52.400 --> 00:43:55.880
force field, because you know, in case you haven't, don't know,

691
00:43:56.760 --> 00:43:59.119
we've jumped up space kind of like we junked up

692
00:43:59.159 --> 00:43:59.519
the Earth.

693
00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:03.280
That's true. We are a trashy, trashy species.

694
00:44:05.239 --> 00:44:08.000
We haven't been very good about bringing the old satellites

695
00:44:08.039 --> 00:44:12.079
down and stuff we've left up there, so it's kind

696
00:44:12.119 --> 00:44:12.800
of a minefield.

697
00:44:13.320 --> 00:44:16.639
It's pretty bad because even the world's richest man, Elon Musk,

698
00:44:16.719 --> 00:44:22.559
through his car in space. I mean, isn't that like

699
00:44:22.639 --> 00:44:25.440
the uber billionaire's equivalent to having your car on blocks

700
00:44:25.480 --> 00:44:26.559
in the driveway.

701
00:44:30.199 --> 00:44:30.480
Kinda?

702
00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:33.079
Isn't that thing on its way to Mars? Yeah? The

703
00:44:33.119 --> 00:44:36.920
good news is this space hotel will not hit Elon

704
00:44:37.039 --> 00:44:41.079
Musk's roadster. That thing's too far away now. But if

705
00:44:41.119 --> 00:44:44.079
you want to stay at the world's first space hotel,

706
00:44:44.119 --> 00:44:46.519
which is set to launch in twenty twenty seven, and

707
00:44:46.840 --> 00:44:51.000
enjoy the amenities like a bar, cinema, spa, a gym,

708
00:44:51.599 --> 00:44:57.039
it'll only cost you twenty five million dollars. Before you ask,

709
00:44:57.280 --> 00:44:59.159
I don't know if that's per night.

710
00:45:00.840 --> 00:45:03.400
Well, it costs about ten thousand dollars per pound to

711
00:45:03.480 --> 00:45:04.599
launch something into space.

712
00:45:05.159 --> 00:45:12.280
Okay, I don't know. For twenty five million dollars. How

713
00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:14.800
long of a stay you get? I don't even know

714
00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:17.320
if it's all inclusive. It might be the European plan,

715
00:45:17.480 --> 00:45:19.679
So you got to pay for lunch and dinner. Check

716
00:45:19.760 --> 00:45:22.119
in not before three pm, check out at eleven am.

717
00:45:22.440 --> 00:45:23.920
Do not be late.

718
00:45:25.719 --> 00:45:30.840
Where's the bell hop? Can I get some help with

719
00:45:30.960 --> 00:45:34.079
my luggage? Are we really ready to go to space

720
00:45:34.880 --> 00:45:39.880
for relaxation, because there is nothing about space that is

721
00:45:39.960 --> 00:45:45.559
supposed to be relaxing. It is a constant death wish

722
00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:51.239
going into space. Everything in space we cannot survive in

723
00:45:51.280 --> 00:45:55.239
a normal way. It's meant to kill us. Do you

724
00:45:55.519 --> 00:45:57.719
really think you're gonna get a good night's sleep on

725
00:45:57.800 --> 00:45:58.599
a space hotel?

726
00:46:00.920 --> 00:46:03.320
All I know is every time it goes back past

727
00:46:03.400 --> 00:46:05.119
the Iss those astronauts and a.

728
00:46:05.159 --> 00:46:07.360
Go you mothers.

729
00:46:10.280 --> 00:46:11.840
Enjoying our continental breakfast.

730
00:46:14.760 --> 00:46:17.039
We can't even get some god pudding.

731
00:46:21.920 --> 00:46:24.480
Look at least at least we finally got those astronauts

732
00:46:24.719 --> 00:46:27.840
down from there that were there much longer than they intended.

733
00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:32.000
H Just imagine if we were enjoying stays on the

734
00:46:32.039 --> 00:46:34.639
space Hotel before they got brought back.

735
00:46:37.519 --> 00:46:40.039
Just just imagine when the guests of the space hotels

736
00:46:40.239 --> 00:46:43.480
get just stuck up there for nine months.

737
00:46:44.679 --> 00:46:47.000
All of a sudden, watching the Three Amigos for the

738
00:46:47.119 --> 00:46:49.400
ninety fourth time, is it gonna Is it gonna have

739
00:46:49.480 --> 00:46:55.199
the same luster it originally had? I did also like

740
00:46:55.719 --> 00:46:59.800
how I love how some people put things in a

741
00:47:01.360 --> 00:47:07.039
like the ability to stay on a space hotel before

742
00:47:07.119 --> 00:47:13.800
we've even gotten Grand Theft Auto six. We're gonna have

743
00:47:13.880 --> 00:47:16.639
a space hotel before we get a good decent Star

744
00:47:16.719 --> 00:47:24.880
Wars movie. Oh man, which, by the way, we should

745
00:47:24.920 --> 00:47:28.559
never be trusted with lightsabers if the technology ever exists.

746
00:47:28.679 --> 00:47:31.480
Maybe that's what they're hiding in Antarctica. They know it's like,

747
00:47:31.599 --> 00:47:35.079
maybe there's actual lightsabers in Antarctica, and they know we

748
00:47:35.199 --> 00:47:39.360
can't be trusted with them. Uzzies, yes, lightsabers, No, we're

749
00:47:39.400 --> 00:47:41.199
far too dancers. We'll put a hole right in that

750
00:47:41.280 --> 00:47:42.599
space hotel.

751
00:47:44.039 --> 00:47:45.840
That they got wookies down there, and they know some

752
00:47:45.920 --> 00:47:47.920
white woman's gonna go down there and put a collar

753
00:47:47.960 --> 00:47:48.719
and leasa on them and go.

754
00:47:53.800 --> 00:47:57.199
No one put a lid on it. No one on

755
00:47:57.280 --> 00:48:03.840
the planet gets to know about this. You had a

756
00:48:03.880 --> 00:48:07.880
big day, Trey, thank you very much, sir. Meanwhile, the

757
00:48:07.960 --> 00:48:10.480
wookies are going like, hey did anyone ask for consent.

758
00:48:12.320 --> 00:48:15.159
For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse on Air dot com.

759
00:48:15.320 --> 00:48:18.039
Follow us on social media at Treehouse on Air. For me,

760
00:48:18.119 --> 00:48:21.000
it's at the Daniel Maley. For Trey, it's at Trey Trenholme.

761
00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:23.519
One in. For Jerry, it's at that Jerry guy. We'll

762
00:48:23.559 --> 00:48:26.480
see you Monday, right back here inside the Treehouse