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How Much Would It Take to Risk Your Life? | Butt Face & Crotch Birds

How Much Would It Take to Risk Your Life? | Butt Face & Crotch Birds
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How much money would it take for you to risk your life for an “adventure”? We start off today with adventurer Ash Dykes, who is preparing to travel across the Congo Basin in an inflatable kayak while facing potentially life-threatening challenges along the way. Dan and Trey have a price—but we're pretty sure nobody is willing to pay it.

On a much lighter—and considerably dumber—note, there’s a new hot toy on the market called Butt Face. Yes, Butt Face. Apparently this is what the kids are into now.

In Celebrity Birthdays, Chevy Chase has us discussing his legendary reputation for being an ass, which somehow leads to another important question: How has Hollywood remade practically everything but NOT Crocodile Dundee?

And finally, Florida delivers exactly what we’ve come to expect. A man got busted trying to smuggle birds through airport security…in his crotch.

Nobody is THAT happy to see the TSA.

It’s dangerous adventures, questionable toys, Chevy Chase, Crocodile Dundee, Florida Man and crotch birds on today’s Treehouse Show.


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Linda and so many others, Marshall. And, uh, we will

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get this episode rolling right now. So Jerry, You missed

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it on yesterday's episode of The Treehouse. Trey and I

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had fun talking about the woman on a plane who

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was so drunk.

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How drunk was she?

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That she took off her pants and started masturbating in

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the window seat on an American Airlines flight. One thing

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I forgot to mention yesterday that I want to make

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sure I squeeze in today. And that is, I was

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just really glad that this was a lady because this

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is behavior that unfortunately I've come to expect out of

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a guy. So the fact that it's a female really

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just shoots or squirts this story to the top of

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my inbox.

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I cannot be stopped.

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Just like her.

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Now, because of this story, Jerry, Trey and I got

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off on, I can't stop it.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Talking about whether or not we would actually want to

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join the Mile High Club. Solo, that doesn't count as

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joining the Mile High Club. Maybe back in the day

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when bathrooms were bigger and a little bit nicer, or

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maybe if you got one of those first-class pods kind

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of a thing, then you would do the Mile High Club.

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But Trey and I are like, not if we're an economy.

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Were airplane bathrooms.

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Bigger in the past? I always remember them being really tiny.

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I don't know.

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I'm just assuming that they were bigger.

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I don't know. Uh, I never, I never flew in

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the 60s or 70s.

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I mean, I, I, I've never flown. I mean, I

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haven't traveled that much. So I, I, especially back then, but, uh,

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but yeah, I mean, like we talked about, if we

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try to do something in the airplane bathrooms, we would

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hurt ourselves.

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Uh, But if you had one of those first-class pods or.

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You were really balling and you were on Emirates, then yeah,

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you'd have an effing orgy in there and no one's

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going to know.

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You know what? You're right.

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Actually, on Emirates, they may actually welcome an open orgy

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because they have the actual bar on the plane that

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people can gather and commiserate.

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You know what?

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If you're on an Emirates plane and you bend somebody

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over the bar, they'll probably be cool with it.

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It's a two-story flying * * * * fest.

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That needs to be Emirates' new slogan.

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Oh, my God.

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People will absolutely fly Emirates. Like, American Airlines can have

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the friendly skies. Emirates has the * * * * sky.

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Hey, are you going to take the... What was the

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international plane back in the day? Was it the Condor or.

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Concord?

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Concord, yeah. People are like, oh, are you going to

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take the Concord to Europe this summer? No, I'm going

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to take the F-Fest to the Middle East.

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Because it has a f * * * ing disco

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ball and everything.

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You know what it's like?

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It's like in Thor Ragnarok with Jeff Goldblum's spaceship. When

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you hit the party button and the ball comes down and.

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All the party stuff, the fireworks, that needs to be

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Emirates' new ad. Yeah, I like that.

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I truly feel like that'll pick up some new clients

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for Emirates. So, Jerry, before we get into the new

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twist on this story, are you a member of the

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Mile High Club?

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I am not.

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I am not. Do you want to be, I mean,

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I'm always open.

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Would you be open to it if you were flying economy?

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Sure.

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You know what?

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That's how, you know, if you've never seen Jerry, that's how,

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you know, Jerry is a, is a skinny man and.

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And probably bendy.

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Like Jerry's probably flexible enough, even though he's 52 that,

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you could probably put your leg on some things in the,

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in the airplane laboratory and probably still get her done.

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Oh yeah, absolutely.

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Trey and I are too, too wide for that. We're

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going to hurt something. It's not going to be pretty.

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I think I remember those bathrooms being about the same size.

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My first airplane ride was 1985.

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Me too.

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Yeah. I, I, I was terrified though. I don't think I,

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I don't think I left my seat. I think I

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had the death grip around my mom's arm.

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I was so scared. I was going to Disney World

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with my sister, so it was kind of the same thing.

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I went to Disney World, too.

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That was my first time.

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Yeah, that's how age changes you.

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When I was a kid or younger, I always wanted

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the window seat so I could watch everything.

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Now I want the aisle seat so I can stretch

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a leg.

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And I can go to the bathroom without having a

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bunch of people get up. Only downside, though, because I'm

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with you. I'm now aisle seat guy as well when

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I can. but you got to be careful, man. When

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those flight attendants say, watch your shoulders, you got to

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be quick because they will run you the F over

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with that cart. So the story about the woman diddling

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herself on an American Airlines flight has certainly gone viral.

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And then TMZ dropped this bombshell yesterday afternoon.

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It's the actual.

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Video of the woman doing it. In her window seat

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on the flight.

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So obviously she had the whole row to herself.

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Right. Well, I don't know if it started that way

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or if someone was sitting next to her and once

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she took her pants and everything off, they said, you

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know what?

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I believe I'm going to find a new seat.

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Or if she had the row all to herself. I

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don't know.

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I will say this, though. This is not a graphic video.

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It's not like Pornhub or something where we can see

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everything she's doing. But she's got herself positioned towards the

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window as she's diddling herself on this flight.

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She's class.

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She is.

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She's not being gratuitous with it.

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A little bit of an exhibitionist at the window.

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If you're a bird flying by, you're getting a hell

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of a show. Although now this... You remember the.

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Hang on, what is it?

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You remember the Twilight Zone movie and the monster on

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the wing of the plane?

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There's a man on the wing of this plane.

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Now we know why he wanted inside the plane so bad.

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Get me in there.

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She's ready to go.

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Like anything these days, if you're doing something questionable or

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just straight up illegal like she's doing. People are going

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to get video evidence of it, and now it's on TMZ,

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and now it's on social media forever.

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Congratulations. You famous.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, it's funny.

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When I first saw the story, I wondered where the

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video was.

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Right here.

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She's got one leg up, one leg down there.

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Circular motion there.

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Yep.

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Mm-hmm. Flicking the old bean right there. She's hitting all

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the right spots. Usually they just hand out pretzels. I

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didn't realize that they've gone back to handing out nuts.

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I'll see myself out.

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They didn't have to ask chicken or fish.

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She brought her own.

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Just go to the next aisle. Oh, God bless cell phones.

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Usually I kind of find reasons to hate cell phones,

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but the fact that we all are now armed with

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cameras at all times makes things.

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Like this kind of worth it. Speaking of seeing things

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that you can't.

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Unsee, Trey, is the Congo kayaker real or is this

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some AI generated thing that you're going to make me believe?

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Oh, no, that is very, very, very real.

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Oh, God, this is fantastic.

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Freakish i haven't even watched the video that you sent

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i just saw the title of it let me see

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if i can bring this in here real quick um

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this is um um one of the dumbest things i

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think i've ever heard and we're following this story up

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with a woman who was diddling herself on a plane um.

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There's a guy ash dykes.

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Ash what dykes dykes Ash Dykes is an extreme athlete

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and explorer. And apparently, he is going to navigate the

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Congo Basin in an inflatable kayak.

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Well, everyone needs a hobby, I suppose.

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Yeah, this ain't a hobby. This is a death wish.

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Yeah, it very much is a death wish because... And

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to give you some perspective, he's already done the Amazon. Really?

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Yeah.

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Well, you know what?

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Credit to him for having survived that because that's... Like,

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when I saw the story that said there was a

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guy who's going to basically float the Congo Basin, I wondered,

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is he just warming up to the Amazon?

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Oh, no.

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Congo's... far worse than the Amazon. The actual Congo river

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at some points is over 800 feet, 900 feet deep.

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And it has its own, it's like the ocean. It

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has its own ecosystem, but just this, I forgot the name.

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It starts with an S. This is the.

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Sunga.

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Sunga river. But yeah, I mean, you are talking about. Crocodiles, elephants, hippos.

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Hippos.

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The hippos. And he's going to do this in an

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inflatable kayak?

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They have to. So here's the thing. This is why.

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So at first I was like, why in the F?

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And his reasoning is sound in that. So if they come,

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if they're going down the river and they see a

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bloat of hippos ahead, they have to go.

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To the side, de-inflate. Is that the right word?

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Uninflate the kayaks, roll them up, hike on foot. So

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then you have to wear, you know, worry about pythons

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and all sorts of other things to go around the

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bloat of hippos until, and then, and also, you know,

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forest elephants.

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Sure.

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So yeah. And this is a 700 kilometer trek.

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This guy, this guy watched the rock in the Disney movie,

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the jungle cruise and took it way too literally.

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I remember like, I saw an interview with one of

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the guys that did the Amazon with him. And they

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asked him, hey, why aren't you doing this one? And

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the guy was like, because I don't ever want to

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do that again.

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It was miserable. We were eating.

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Just a spoonful of porridge at night, lost over 20 pounds,

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said it was absolutely miserable.

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You know what?

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Maybe.

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Maybe that's a good secret to not getting eaten in

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the Amazon or the Congo is that you're so malnourished

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you don't seem tasty to the wildlife. Like, ew, that

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human's gross looking. Let's wait for a bigger one. Let

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me actually watch this video here. This is from CNN

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on TikTok.

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I hadn't even thought about that.

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Also gorillas. Silverbacks.

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Yeah, yeah.

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This is the length of the Sangha River all the

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way to the Congo River.

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Explorer and athlete Ash Dykes is taking a trip that

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most wouldn't even fathom. It's one of six expeditions he's

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taking in extreme environments he's calling Project Six.

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The Congo is pretty much the baddest, most dangerous place

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on the planet you can go to right now. You know,

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it is serious and I'm taking it very serious. We're

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literally going by inflatable kayak. So we've got a backpack.

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Two backpacks, actually. And within the backpacks, we'll have solar panels.

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We'll have sleeping equipment. We'll have ration packs and food

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along the way as well.

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Sleep. I would not be sleeping.

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I'd be afraid to sleep because when night falls, that's

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when the really scary creatures come out, especially if you're

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sleep floating down this river.

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Well, and also here's one other factor to keep in mind.

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You also have all sorts of civil wars and tribal

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conflicts all along.

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I hadn't even thought about the warlords.

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Jesus.

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All these problems are not bad enough. You also may

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get caught up in AK-47 crossfire.

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Or just in order to film.

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What's that, Trey?

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Or just hunted.

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Yeah, you're right.

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Just straight up hunted.

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Or inflatable.

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Yeah.

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A kayak is important to the success of this expedition,

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believe it or not. If we come across a pod

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of hippos, for example, further down the way, and we're like,

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it's suicide to continue paddling, we can deflate it, pack

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it into a backpack, chuck it on our back, and

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then we can actually walk a huge detour around them

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to inflate the kayaks and continue.

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He says he's taking precautions and speaking to locals who

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know the river. Animals like hippos and crocodiles and disease

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are at the top of his mind in preparing for

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the journey.

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There's going to be so many barriers along the way,

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so many sort of scary times, so many times that

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we potentially panic, so many noises in the night that

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we don't know why.

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So they're showing video on this now. I'm assuming that

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this is video from when they did the Amazon trip.

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Correct.

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Because they just showed the massive, I'm assuming those are

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mosquito bites that looked like mosquito bites on steroids. They

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showed a Goliath bird-eating tarantula spider. the biggest scorpion I

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think I've ever seen just now. Plus the piranhas in

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the river. Oh my God, this guy's, and that's just

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the Amazon.

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There's so many ripples in the water that we're just like,

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what was that? But by the time we crossed the

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finish line, Oh God, I've experienced it many times before, fortunately.

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And it is, it's a strange feeling that you can't

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really explain. And we finished, we've done it.

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We've achieved a world's first record.

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I faced much tougher before. Madagascar took me 155 days.

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You know, I was held up at gunpoint. I crossed

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crocodile infested rivers. I contracted the deadly strain of malaria.

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I had to hunt and gather to stay alive. I

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was pulling off leeches. I had spider bites, which infected.

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You know, there's lots you can do in the Congo.

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It's a lot of easy trips as well. But then

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there's a lot of suicidal trips as well. And I've

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kind of picked one that is in between both.

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Not for me.

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In the next couple of days.

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I'm going to be drunk. That's all suicidal in my book.

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And just as a point of reference, someone has tried

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this before, back about 15 years ago. I can't remember

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his name, but, you know, world-class adventure athlete. And the

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last thing people saw of him was a large crocodile

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that swam up to his boat, and they have never

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found his body.

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So, yeah.

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Not even a foot? Nope. Good luck with that.

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Yeah, I'm guessing the crocodile didn't go up just to say, hello.

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Oh, that is.

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Hearing him say that this is an in-between adventure and suicide, I.

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Go glamping.

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I'll bring a bag of marshmallows, make some s'mores, you know?

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I mean, I'm sure that he will make a lot

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of money because I know either the BBC or Nat

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Geo has contracted with him, I think, so they're obviously

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going to make a show out of this.

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But is it worth it? How much money would it take?

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Because I can't, it would have to be high, high

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eight figures for, For me to go, okay, yeah, it's

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worth my life to be that miserable for that long.

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And possibly not. Yeah, and that's if you live.

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If you live, it'll still be the most miserable experience

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of your life if you survive.

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Right.

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Yeah, and if you survive, that doesn't mean you'll... Because

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you could catch something that you might survive in the

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short term, but two years later, it gets you.

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Yeah.

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There's just a hippo waiting for you in your closet.

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How did that get in there?

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Oh, man.

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This is a great reminder that there are some really

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terrifying places. on this planet that I have no interest

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to see.

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Like, even when people say, oh, we're going to do a.

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We're going to Africa. We're going to do a safari.

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I'm not.

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This is also.

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It's an incredible reminder of the fact that there are

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still large portions of this planet we have not explored,

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and we don't know what lies behind.

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What lies beneath, but you may find out.

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Yeah. Um, uh, yeah, the, the, God, what was it? Um, um, God,

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I just had to, I said a massive brain toot. Um,

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but yeah, anytime you hear about certain places and things

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and people go, I'm like, I have, I'm not doing

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that when it comes to, Oh, I remember what it was.

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Now there was a video a couple of weeks ago.

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I'm guessing it was on some African safari.

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I don't really know.

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Some guys in like an open air Jeep type vehicle

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or a land rope, land Rover discover, whatever. And there

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is a female lion that had crawled under the seat

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and its head is poking up like between the legs

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of some person. And they're just staring each other down.

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And I think the video, they had it captioned something

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like the amount of calm that this person was able

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to master. I'm like that right there is why I

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will never go do that. Cause that lion is going

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to eat my junk.

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Well, it would also, you would just see, if that

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was me, you would just see a wet spot and

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followed by some fluid just going down the seat.

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And hopefully that would be a deterrent to the lion.

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It's like, oh, this one's gone bad. This one's pooping

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all over the place. That's just not a good flavor

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on my lion palate.

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There you go. That's the secret.

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Yeah.

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If there's ever a lion in your vehicle, just Ask yourself.

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Just let it rip. Yeah.

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Make yourself as least tempting of a morsel as you

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possibly can. Because I'll tell you right now, if I

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belly up to the Thanksgiving table and the turkey just

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starts pooping itself, I'm not going to eat it. So

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I'm hoping the same would happen if a lion got

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its eyes on me on some sort of African safari.

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I'm nervous enough going to like wild country safari when

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they give you like the buckets of feed I'm worried

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about getting, you know, a horny giraffe, let alone going

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to an actual African safari and a lion crawls into the.

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Vehicle with you. I'm not doing that stuff.

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So you're not worried about getting bit or getting clawed.

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You're worried about getting.

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Well, I mean, at the family parks and stuff, I

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don't think they typically have lions there that can come

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up and eat out of your feed bucket.

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Um, giraffes.

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Yes.

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And I don't want to get licked to death.

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Interesting.

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I'm kind of with Dan on this one. Have you ever,

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have you ever seen giraffe? It's a giraffe. Dan, this

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is your supporter.

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Here you go.

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Thanks, Jerry.

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Thanks for being here with me.

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Yeah, I've not. Yeah, it's been a long time.

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I've been on one of those like safari type things

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and it makes me nervous a little bit. But I'm like,

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I'm not going to have any situation kind of like

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you went through with your stepmom, Trey, where she was

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taking a hamburger meat and smearing it over the car

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to attract the lions to the vehicle.

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I'm not doing that.

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I saw the video where the lion opened up someone's

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car door. I'm not going, not happening.

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I saw that video too.

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And I really do feel like if, if you're going

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on a safari, whatever lock the lock, making sure the

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doors are locked is something you're really going to be.

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Cognizant of.

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Yeah.

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I want the, if I'm in the back seat, I

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want the child safety locks on. I want the window

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locks on. I want all of it locked.

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I'm not, no, I'm not running.

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You know what, though?

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I don't have to worry about that if I don't

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go in the first place. But that was also the

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advantage of old school vehicles with the manual locks. Like

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you wanted to lock that back door.

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Exactly, Jerry.

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You had to fist it. So you knew that door

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was locked. Nowadays, if you breathe on the little switch

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on the side, it'll unlock itself and you'll never know it.

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And that's how the lions get in your car and

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eat you.

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So you long for the days of fisting it.

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In this regard, in this scenario, absolutely.

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Bring out the biggest fist I can take.

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Oh, okay. You know what?

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Speaking of fisting, I found myself a segue here.

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Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration

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into the treehouse. 833-COOK-DFW is the phone number to get

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your free roof inspection and property review scheduled. The website, cookdfw.com.

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I'm going to say some scary words, Daniel.

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Super El Nino.

481
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And the effect that is going to have on weather,

482
00:25:10.799 --> 00:25:12.880
especially in the North Texas area.

483
00:25:14.549 --> 00:25:15.880
You know, You're right.

484
00:25:16.079 --> 00:25:19.660
We just are officially in going into the Super El Nino.

485
00:25:20.180 --> 00:25:22.660
The reason why is because it's warmer than a regular

486
00:25:22.720 --> 00:25:26.990
El Nino. And it does prelude that we will have

487
00:25:27.069 --> 00:25:32.589
a wetter, higher rain percentage than a normal year, or

488
00:25:32.630 --> 00:25:37.880
shall we say on El Nino. So there are some differences, speculations.

489
00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:41.200
Nothing is set in stone. This is not a guarantee

490
00:25:41.240 --> 00:25:43.410
that we're going to have a deluge of water. for

491
00:25:43.430 --> 00:25:45.480
the next year. I mean, that's just not what it means.

492
00:25:46.339 --> 00:25:50.039
Scientific data says, hey, we might have a wetter than normal.

493
00:25:50.119 --> 00:25:52.819
We could have more storms. It could be just a

494
00:25:52.839 --> 00:25:54.359
lot of rain. We all need to go out and

495
00:25:54.380 --> 00:25:55.559
build arcs. I don't know.

496
00:25:55.839 --> 00:25:59.710
But I mean, be prepared. The moral of the story

497
00:25:59.750 --> 00:26:02.269
is every day you live in North Texas, especially in

498
00:26:02.289 --> 00:26:05.269
North Texas, be prepared. Know how your home is sitting.

499
00:26:05.309 --> 00:26:09.210
Know how your roof looks. Know how your Windows are working.

500
00:26:09.250 --> 00:26:11.559
Know if your doors have holes in them. I mean,

501
00:26:11.579 --> 00:26:12.339
just know your home.

502
00:26:12.519 --> 00:26:12.859
Know your home.

503
00:26:13.059 --> 00:26:13.619
Call us out.

504
00:26:14.079 --> 00:26:14.900
We want to educate you.

505
00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:17.579
We will come around, walk you around, show you things

506
00:26:17.599 --> 00:26:19.079
that you should know, and then we can help you

507
00:26:19.140 --> 00:26:20.309
with getting them taken care of.

508
00:26:21.259 --> 00:26:23.039
And no pressure, all education.

509
00:26:23.299 --> 00:26:25.779
And Daniel and his fine team at Cook DFW will

510
00:26:25.819 --> 00:26:29.430
take care of you, the homeowner, with very, very gentle hands.

511
00:26:29.529 --> 00:26:31.670
I know because I've been in them.

512
00:26:31.690 --> 00:26:33.190
833-COOK-DFW. That sound bad?

513
00:26:33.289 --> 00:26:33.670
Sounded bad.

514
00:26:33.690 --> 00:26:42.950
833-COOK-DFW. Get that scheduled today. The website, cookdfw.com. I really

515
00:26:43.029 --> 00:26:48.170
hope this is the hot Christmas toy for 2026.

516
00:26:48.710 --> 00:26:49.250
Buttface.

517
00:26:51.390 --> 00:26:55.470
Is Buttface the most popular toy of the year? I

518
00:26:55.539 --> 00:26:58.720
hope it is, and it's on sale for Prime Day.

519
00:26:58.839 --> 00:26:59.359
Or it was.

520
00:26:59.440 --> 00:27:00.819
I may have missed Prime Day. I don't know if

521
00:27:00.839 --> 00:27:02.700
Prime Day is still a day now or if it's

522
00:27:02.740 --> 00:27:03.400
a week long.

523
00:27:03.480 --> 00:27:06.140
But there's a toy out there. It's multiple days, and

524
00:27:06.160 --> 00:27:08.160
it's a couple of times a year. Okay.

525
00:27:08.980 --> 00:27:13.940
Well, there's a toy out there known as Buttface. His

526
00:27:14.180 --> 00:27:20.390
actual name is Chester Cheeks. And he looks like a

527
00:27:20.470 --> 00:27:23.630
little butt emoji. Not a peach emoji, but an actual

528
00:27:23.829 --> 00:27:27.480
butt emoji. And here, I'll be pulling this photo for you.

529
00:27:29.970 --> 00:27:30.809
Stop that.

530
00:27:31.069 --> 00:27:32.609
And now let me share this.

531
00:27:33.170 --> 00:27:35.789
Let me show you Buttface here that is on sale

532
00:27:35.829 --> 00:27:41.500
for Prime Day. He's got like the troll hairdo that

533
00:27:41.559 --> 00:27:42.619
sticks straight out of his head.

534
00:27:42.640 --> 00:27:44.000
Oh, my God.

535
00:27:44.019 --> 00:27:48.009
He's got headphones and it's a butt. It is an

536
00:27:48.130 --> 00:27:51.730
absolute butt with two eyeballs on both on either cheek,

537
00:27:51.869 --> 00:27:55.230
two little eyebrows and the butt crack going right down

538
00:27:55.250 --> 00:27:57.829
the middle. And then underneath the butt, you got little arms,

539
00:27:58.009 --> 00:28:01.609
hands and feet. Butt face on sale for Prime Day.

540
00:28:03.190 --> 00:28:07.789
My first thought, of course, would have went right to radio. Oh,

541
00:28:07.809 --> 00:28:12.910
because of the headphones? Or is that KZPS's next new

542
00:28:12.950 --> 00:28:13.490
morning show?

543
00:28:18.059 --> 00:28:20.140
I mean, googly eyes do make everything better.

544
00:28:21.000 --> 00:28:23.240
It really does. I mean, it adds a lot to it.

545
00:28:23.759 --> 00:28:25.700
I mean, you take the eyes away. It's just a

546
00:28:25.799 --> 00:28:33.950
butt listening to some tunes. What's worse, the fact that

547
00:28:33.990 --> 00:28:35.970
this toy exists or the fact that I kind of

548
00:28:36.009 --> 00:28:36.450
want one?

549
00:28:40.069 --> 00:28:41.670
I don't know what I was expecting, but I don't

550
00:28:41.690 --> 00:28:42.269
think it was that.

551
00:28:43.430 --> 00:28:47.019
There's no other way to describe it. It's actually a

552
00:28:47.160 --> 00:28:48.059
butt-faced toy.

553
00:28:51.079 --> 00:28:52.660
I guess I need one of those to go along

554
00:28:52.700 --> 00:28:55.019
with my Petey the Penis.

555
00:28:57.279 --> 00:28:57.779
You know what?

556
00:28:57.819 --> 00:29:01.970
Coming from anybody else, I would ask more questions. But

557
00:29:02.009 --> 00:29:05.730
from you, Jerry, having a Petey the Penis makes sense.

558
00:29:07.440 --> 00:29:14.309
This is actually called Chester Cheeks. And you can get

559
00:29:14.349 --> 00:29:19.950
it on Amazon Prime, on sale for Prime Day. It

560
00:29:20.029 --> 00:29:22.849
takes the nostalgic whoopee cushion to the next level. So

561
00:29:22.890 --> 00:29:26.730
not only does Buttface here make an assortment of farting

562
00:29:26.769 --> 00:29:28.309
noises when you squeeze or.

563
00:29:28.269 --> 00:29:29.779
Spread his cheeks. Oh, God.

564
00:29:30.390 --> 00:29:32.819
He also dances when you press his head.

565
00:29:33.359 --> 00:29:33.920
Buttface dances.

566
00:29:34.299 --> 00:29:36.230
Has a quirky plume of hair on his head and

567
00:29:36.250 --> 00:29:39.039
wears headphones that flop around when he bounces and toots.

568
00:29:40.039 --> 00:29:43.779
Wow. Has Tara ever decorated your ass?

569
00:29:46.720 --> 00:29:49.799
Not with... No. No, Trey. No.

570
00:29:49.900 --> 00:29:53.339
You should tell her about the googly eyes. I think that,

571
00:29:53.359 --> 00:29:53.930
you know....

572
00:29:55.220 --> 00:29:55.660
All right.

573
00:29:55.740 --> 00:29:58.029
That I'm not opposed to. Like you said, googly eyes

574
00:29:58.069 --> 00:29:58.789
can make anything.

575
00:29:58.869 --> 00:29:59.450
They really do.

576
00:30:01.890 --> 00:30:03.880
Just imagine having one of those in your stocking on

577
00:30:03.910 --> 00:30:08.759
Christmas morning, though. How excited would you be? I would

578
00:30:08.779 --> 00:30:10.940
also like to think that somewhere there's a parent that's

579
00:30:10.960 --> 00:30:13.839
going to get a kid's Christmas list to Santa, and

580
00:30:13.880 --> 00:30:15.740
it's going to have butt face on it, and now

581
00:30:15.779 --> 00:30:16.500
you know what it is.

582
00:30:16.519 --> 00:30:22.200
Does it say how big those things are? You know what?

583
00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:24.569
Let me see here.

584
00:30:25.710 --> 00:30:27.500
If it says....

585
00:30:28.509 --> 00:30:30.450
There's a video of one, but I don't think it

586
00:30:30.630 --> 00:30:34.470
offers any perspective. Like it's showing it like dancing around

587
00:30:34.509 --> 00:30:34.930
and stuff.

588
00:30:34.950 --> 00:30:37.059
It looks like it's about a foot tall or so.

589
00:30:37.079 --> 00:30:37.410
Oh, okay.

590
00:30:38.579 --> 00:30:39.359
That's pretty big.

591
00:30:39.779 --> 00:30:42.400
If those were small enough, I would be in favor

592
00:30:42.420 --> 00:30:44.640
of starting a new trend. Cause you know how Jeep

593
00:30:44.680 --> 00:30:47.279
people put the ducks, the rubber ducks in there.

594
00:30:49.720 --> 00:30:51.240
On the dash. Yeah.

595
00:30:52.140 --> 00:30:54.079
I want to, I want a whole bunch of butt faces.

596
00:30:54.460 --> 00:30:54.680
Yeah.

597
00:30:54.980 --> 00:30:57.730
Lining, lining my Jeep dash instead of rubber duckies.

598
00:31:00.569 --> 00:31:00.950
Like right.

599
00:31:00.970 --> 00:31:03.089
And then they, Like they did the whole Barbie thing

600
00:31:03.140 --> 00:31:06.009
to rubber duckies, right? So Barbie has all these different jobs.

601
00:31:06.029 --> 00:31:07.710
They do the same thing with the rubber duckies. It's

602
00:31:07.769 --> 00:31:11.349
rubber ducky Elvis and rubber ducky like Gene Simmons and

603
00:31:11.410 --> 00:31:14.150
rubber ducky whatever else. You could do the same thing

604
00:31:14.170 --> 00:31:17.029
with all the butt face toys. Like I want Captain

605
00:31:17.049 --> 00:31:21.210
America butt face. That's America's ass.

606
00:31:28.660 --> 00:31:31.339
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613
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Okay.

614
00:31:54.130 --> 00:31:54.549
Oh, you know what?

615
00:31:54.569 --> 00:31:55.589
We need to do birthdays here.

616
00:31:56.069 --> 00:31:58.509
This segment of the Treehouse Show is brought to you

617
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by Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration. Get your free roof

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inspection and property review by calling and scheduling at 833-COOK-DFW.

619
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833-COOK-DFW or the website cookdfw.com. Okay, today is Thursday, October 8th, 2026.

620
00:32:18.400 --> 00:32:29.390
Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. Alright, we will start

621
00:32:29.430 --> 00:32:30.710
today with Angus T.

622
00:32:30.789 --> 00:32:31.289
Jones.

623
00:32:31.329 --> 00:32:35.890
He is 33 years old today. He is the youngest star,

624
00:32:36.029 --> 00:32:38.869
Jake Harper from Two and a Half Men. The little

625
00:32:38.910 --> 00:32:42.890
kid from Two and a Half Men, 33 years old today. Ouch.

626
00:32:44.269 --> 00:32:45.569
Yep. Not for him, though.

627
00:32:45.589 --> 00:32:49.240
I imagine he's getting Scrooge McDucket whenever he feels like it.

628
00:32:49.259 --> 00:32:52.230
He made a lot of money on that show. Even

629
00:32:52.279 --> 00:32:54.799
before I think he was 21, he was a millionaire.

630
00:32:56.720 --> 00:32:59.880
Which is It's not surprising to say it actually makes sense.

631
00:33:00.059 --> 00:33:03.279
I bet the kid on two and a half men

632
00:33:03.500 --> 00:33:05.779
was smarter with his money than Charlie Sheen was.

633
00:33:08.220 --> 00:33:08.450
Yeah.

634
00:33:09.190 --> 00:33:09.390
Yeah.

635
00:33:09.490 --> 00:33:11.650
It's actually an adult involved with him.

636
00:33:13.670 --> 00:33:15.009
He stayed away from hookers and blow.

637
00:33:16.430 --> 00:33:19.890
Who knew that that was the secret all along?

638
00:33:21.109 --> 00:33:26.420
Turning 41 today, Bruno Mars. prolific singer. Really, really talented guy.

639
00:33:26.420 --> 00:33:32.279
41 years old today, Bruno Mars. Nick Cannon is 46.

640
00:33:32.279 --> 00:33:38.380
He's a television host, singer, performer. He was also on

641
00:33:38.460 --> 00:33:41.690
Wildin' Out, even though he doesn't do anything with Pulling Up.

642
00:33:41.779 --> 00:33:45.609
That's his show. It's Nick Cannon's Wildin' Out.

643
00:33:46.549 --> 00:33:47.650
Ah, gotcha.

644
00:33:52.309 --> 00:33:56.269
Besides having... I mean, he's got like 12 kids, and

645
00:33:58.789 --> 00:34:02.670
one of his baby mamas is Mariah Carey. How did

646
00:34:02.710 --> 00:34:04.859
he get famous, though? Anyone know?

647
00:34:04.880 --> 00:34:10.639
Was he a rapper, actor?

648
00:34:10.739 --> 00:34:12.780
I think he was starting out with music and then

649
00:34:12.920 --> 00:34:14.559
carried it over into hosting and stuff.

650
00:34:14.659 --> 00:34:17.159
I don't think he's ever done a thing music-wise. I

651
00:34:17.179 --> 00:34:20.719
think that's what I've seen, a running joke.

652
00:34:21.579 --> 00:34:21.699
Oh.

653
00:34:22.019 --> 00:34:23.860
Then you know what? I have no idea.

654
00:34:24.699 --> 00:34:26.739
He's one of those guys that you woke up one day,

655
00:34:26.840 --> 00:34:29.059
kind of like Ryan Seacrest, and he was just everywhere.

656
00:34:29.139 --> 00:34:32.239
It's like, where did this person come from? Probably found

657
00:34:32.579 --> 00:34:34.500
a genie in a lamp is my guess.

658
00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:38.639
He started out on Nickelodeon. He was, as a teenager,

659
00:34:38.679 --> 00:34:42.070
he was a comedian and a writer for some shows

660
00:34:42.119 --> 00:34:44.670
on Nickelodeon. That's how he got his. Got it.

661
00:34:47.110 --> 00:34:47.269
Yeah.

662
00:34:47.630 --> 00:34:47.809
Yeah.

663
00:34:47.929 --> 00:34:50.409
Double AJ in the chat is right. He says Nickelodeon, maybe.

664
00:34:50.469 --> 00:34:50.630
Yep.

665
00:34:50.650 --> 00:34:51.170
That is correct.

666
00:34:51.929 --> 00:34:55.079
Um, also I like, uh, how, uh, double AJ says

667
00:34:55.139 --> 00:34:57.420
instead of Jeeps, you could put those butt face toys

668
00:34:57.480 --> 00:35:02.659
on the dash of a Prius that fits, uh, other

669
00:35:02.679 --> 00:35:10.110
birthdays today. The Ms from WWE is 46. He originally

670
00:35:10.170 --> 00:35:12.889
broke out on the real world back to New York

671
00:35:13.050 --> 00:35:19.510
in 2001. Um, So yeah, The Miz started on Real

672
00:35:19.550 --> 00:35:20.800
World 25 years ago.

673
00:35:20.949 --> 00:35:22.179
I remember when they were.

674
00:35:22.079 --> 00:35:29.739
Doing on MTV the WWF, WWE wrestling camp show. And

675
00:35:29.780 --> 00:35:31.460
he was one of the ones that went into the

676
00:35:31.500 --> 00:35:32.960
camp that they did a couple seasons.

677
00:35:33.000 --> 00:35:34.880
I loved that show. Did you ever see that?

678
00:35:36.340 --> 00:35:40.869
It was like a reality show of up-and-coming WWE stars

679
00:35:41.369 --> 00:35:45.340
going through this WWE boot camp. And whether or not

680
00:35:45.400 --> 00:35:49.360
they had what it would take to become a WWE star.

681
00:35:49.380 --> 00:35:50.980
I loved that show. It was so much fun.

682
00:35:51.590 --> 00:35:59.150
For me, MTV, as their reality shows gained, my interest waned.

683
00:36:01.679 --> 00:36:04.340
The real world started mid-90s, I think.

684
00:36:06.030 --> 00:36:10.150
And even early nineties, like 93, 94, maybe something like that.

685
00:36:10.190 --> 00:36:11.510
But that was interesting.

686
00:36:11.530 --> 00:36:14.570
Like the first three, four seasons of the real world were,

687
00:36:15.389 --> 00:36:20.820
were interesting to me, but then I lost interest and

688
00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:24.239
MTV kind of peaked in the late nineties for me.

689
00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:25.719
I mean, I hate to say it, but Carson daily

690
00:36:25.760 --> 00:36:26.989
TRL was the peak of it.

691
00:36:27.019 --> 00:36:29.800
And then after that, no, absolutely. Yeah.

692
00:36:29.860 --> 00:36:32.769
Then, then sadly, and I just figured this was age,

693
00:36:33.070 --> 00:36:35.110
then VH1 became more interesting.

694
00:36:36.519 --> 00:36:37.360
Oh, that stings.

695
00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:41.559
Well, you know, for a while, VH1, like they had

696
00:36:41.579 --> 00:36:43.719
the Behind the Music series and all this other stuff.

697
00:36:44.639 --> 00:36:47.150
And they played the hits.

698
00:36:48.349 --> 00:36:50.110
They did. They really did.

699
00:36:50.510 --> 00:36:55.230
I notice, I feel like MTV's Jump the Shark type

700
00:36:55.289 --> 00:36:58.099
moment was when they gave the VJ job to the

701
00:36:58.119 --> 00:37:04.150
homeless guy. I think his name was Jesse. He was

702
00:37:04.170 --> 00:37:07.090
like a tall, skinny guy. He looked like he should

703
00:37:07.110 --> 00:37:08.909
have been in a band. And they had like, who

704
00:37:08.929 --> 00:37:10.429
wants to be an MTV VJ?

705
00:37:10.769 --> 00:37:11.579
And they gave it to the homeless kid.

706
00:37:11.590 --> 00:37:14.630
And he sounded like it. Yeah, he had that weird,

707
00:37:14.730 --> 00:37:18.550
pitchy voice that would go up and down. Yeah. Yeah,

708
00:37:18.590 --> 00:37:19.630
I don't think, you're not wrong.

709
00:37:20.510 --> 00:37:25.260
Yeah, I think that was it for me. And you're right,

710
00:37:25.300 --> 00:37:27.380
that kind of made that shift over to VH1 as well,

711
00:37:27.420 --> 00:37:30.199
because they still occasionally showed music videos, and they also

712
00:37:30.219 --> 00:37:31.960
had Behind the Music, which was phenomenal.

713
00:37:33.489 --> 00:37:35.389
Other birthdays today Matt Damon.

714
00:37:35.030 --> 00:37:41.489
56 every single time someone asked me who do you

715
00:37:41.610 --> 00:37:44.860
have a favorite actor I always come back to cert

716
00:37:44.889 --> 00:37:46.809
like Matt Damon is always just right there.

717
00:37:48.699 --> 00:37:55.199
I love the meme where after what was the Odyssey

718
00:37:55.940 --> 00:37:59.059
Odyssey yeah there was the meme going around that they've

719
00:37:59.079 --> 00:38:01.869
spent 625 million trying to save Matt Damon.

720
00:38:05.630 --> 00:38:08.409
And all these directors and studios have made billions of

721
00:38:08.469 --> 00:38:10.489
dollars trying to get Matt Damon.

722
00:38:10.190 --> 00:38:12.889
Home because you had the odyssey.

723
00:38:12.909 --> 00:38:14.219
It was obviously the latest one.

724
00:38:14.900 --> 00:38:16.940
You had it in the Martian, which is one of

725
00:38:16.980 --> 00:38:18.420
my favorite movies of all time.

726
00:38:18.480 --> 00:38:21.880
That's that, that's actually on the list of my favorite movies.

727
00:38:23.489 --> 00:38:24.260
Saving private Ryan.

728
00:38:26.480 --> 00:38:29.320
Interstellar that gets lumped in there because he was one

729
00:38:29.340 --> 00:38:30.050
of the astronauts there.

730
00:38:30.070 --> 00:38:32.710
I mean, yeah, it's a fascinating thing.

731
00:38:32.769 --> 00:38:34.969
It's kind of like, hey, if you're trying to save

732
00:38:35.010 --> 00:38:37.250
somebody and get them home in a Hollywood movie.

733
00:38:37.650 --> 00:38:39.429
Well, you just got to call Matt Damon. That's going

734
00:38:39.449 --> 00:38:43.639
to work. Technically, it's Jason Bourne. He's trying to get

735
00:38:43.679 --> 00:38:44.280
himself home.

736
00:38:45.519 --> 00:38:47.300
Yeah, I'm not sure if they count that one in

737
00:38:47.340 --> 00:38:51.900
that box office total because he's doing it himself. But

738
00:38:51.960 --> 00:38:55.889
if they did, it's really unfair. Karen Parsons is 60.

739
00:38:55.880 --> 00:38:58.239
She played Hilary Banks on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

740
00:38:59.539 --> 00:38:59.900
Wow.

741
00:39:00.619 --> 00:39:00.980
Yeah.

742
00:39:00.980 --> 00:39:01.989
60.

743
00:39:01.989 --> 00:39:02.989
60.

744
00:39:02.989 --> 00:39:09.269
I wonder how she looks these days.

745
00:39:12.269 --> 00:39:21.050
Co-founder of Netflix, Reed Hastings, 66. I still remember getting Netflix.

746
00:39:21.150 --> 00:39:24.289
Not me, because I wasn't rich enough. I still remember

747
00:39:24.329 --> 00:39:27.800
people I know getting Netflix DVDs in the mail.

748
00:39:29.099 --> 00:39:29.300
Mm hmm.

749
00:39:31.239 --> 00:39:31.500
Yeah.

750
00:39:32.440 --> 00:39:34.980
And wishing I had enough money to invest in that.

751
00:39:37.300 --> 00:39:40.550
Or if you're the Blockbuster CEO at the time, you

752
00:39:40.630 --> 00:39:41.969
just go hang yourself.

753
00:39:43.150 --> 00:39:45.130
I forgot what the number is. They could have bought

754
00:39:45.170 --> 00:39:46.289
Netflix so cheap.

755
00:39:46.489 --> 00:39:49.230
It's just sickening. It really is.

756
00:39:49.909 --> 00:39:52.409
I do wonder this. I wonder if there's going to be...

757
00:39:52.389 --> 00:39:54.449
Because I've seen stories like this on occasion. I don't

758
00:39:54.469 --> 00:39:58.699
know if it's actually picking up any actual steam. Gen Alpha,

759
00:39:58.719 --> 00:40:03.579
Gen Z, or just people in general wanting this return

760
00:40:03.599 --> 00:40:07.539
to physical media instead of everything being streaming, everything going

761
00:40:07.559 --> 00:40:11.639
through your phone or your TV. Is it possible that

762
00:40:12.449 --> 00:40:16.829
people will go back to DVDs, CDs, cassettes, vinyls?

763
00:40:17.929 --> 00:40:21.050
They've, they've dismantled all the production of it. I mean, you,

764
00:40:21.130 --> 00:40:24.329
you don't have a vinyl. Now vinyl is something that

765
00:40:24.369 --> 00:40:29.219
they have actually, they, they've always produced vinyl. Like it

766
00:40:29.300 --> 00:40:31.840
never completely died. No one's ever going to make a

767
00:40:31.880 --> 00:40:36.900
cassette again. Uh, and at the end of the day,

768
00:40:38.880 --> 00:40:40.260
who has a DVD player anymore?

769
00:40:42.019 --> 00:40:43.179
There don't Jerry does.

770
00:40:43.559 --> 00:40:47.289
Um, There's a boom box that I keep seeing on

771
00:40:47.329 --> 00:40:51.050
my social media feed that is for sale at Costco.

772
00:40:51.949 --> 00:40:55.329
And it's got a CD player, a cassette player, and

773
00:40:55.349 --> 00:40:58.469
I think a radio and Bluetooth capable. So you can

774
00:40:58.510 --> 00:41:02.059
basically do every possible thing except for a record player

775
00:41:02.539 --> 00:41:06.599
on this boom box. But I don't have any cassettes

776
00:41:06.659 --> 00:41:08.800
to stick in there. I don't have any CDs to

777
00:41:08.840 --> 00:41:09.619
stick in there.

778
00:41:09.719 --> 00:41:12.019
Where would you even go to find those things to

779
00:41:12.079 --> 00:41:12.579
put in there?

780
00:41:14.440 --> 00:41:18.260
No, and sadly, I had a good record collection, and

781
00:41:18.300 --> 00:41:22.489
it got destroyed in a flood, and everything else I had,

782
00:41:22.510 --> 00:41:24.690
I hadn't taken good care of. It was scratched and

783
00:41:24.710 --> 00:41:28.909
everything else, and it's just like, but I mean, I

784
00:41:28.989 --> 00:41:30.670
get vinyl to a point.

785
00:41:31.989 --> 00:41:32.170
Yeah.

786
00:41:32.650 --> 00:41:37.369
But here's the thing, and this is something we have discussed,

787
00:41:37.769 --> 00:41:41.380
I don't know, ever on the show, but like the

788
00:41:41.760 --> 00:41:45.440
sound quality of radio of the songs is so bad.

789
00:41:47.559 --> 00:41:48.719
We have not discussed this.

790
00:41:48.940 --> 00:41:49.179
Okay.

791
00:41:49.940 --> 00:41:53.639
So when we went to, I really noticed it at

792
00:41:53.780 --> 00:41:59.119
iHeart because iHeart has their own proprietary format that they use.

793
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:04.750
And when it was designed, it was designed because if.

794
00:42:04.730 --> 00:42:07.670
You rip a CD, you have a WAV file. So

795
00:42:07.730 --> 00:42:11.489
it's like, let's say it's a 30 megabyte file. And

796
00:42:12.130 --> 00:42:15.869
what MP3 is is a compressed version. So that 30-megabyte

797
00:42:16.010 --> 00:42:20.050
file comes to a 3-megabyte file. Clear Channel System was

798
00:42:20.090 --> 00:42:24.340
designed to go from WAV to their actual format of WAV,

799
00:42:24.599 --> 00:42:27.000
compressed but still have audio quality. But what people started

800
00:42:27.039 --> 00:42:31.579
doing was taking the MP3s and then running it through there,

801
00:42:31.619 --> 00:42:36.309
so compressing an MP3 even more. And so if you

802
00:42:36.349 --> 00:42:42.550
listen to iHeartStations, and you have, let's say, on you

803
00:42:42.570 --> 00:42:47.269
an MP3, iHeart Music, or not iHeart Music, but iTunes,

804
00:42:48.489 --> 00:42:51.829
and you go listen back and forth, it is striking

805
00:42:52.090 --> 00:42:53.130
how bad the quality is.

806
00:42:56.090 --> 00:42:59.190
If you're not comparing it to something else, you may

807
00:42:59.230 --> 00:43:01.769
not notice it that much. You may not notice it

808
00:43:01.809 --> 00:43:05.230
at all. To a trained ear, a trained ear will

809
00:43:05.269 --> 00:43:07.030
notice it, but if you were to hear the two

810
00:43:07.090 --> 00:43:09.690
side by side, or one after the other kind of

811
00:43:09.730 --> 00:43:12.030
a thing, Yeah, Trey's right.

812
00:43:12.050 --> 00:43:12.590
You'll be stunned.

813
00:43:14.070 --> 00:43:17.269
Like somewhere, somewhere, Jay Walker are one of my favorite

814
00:43:17.309 --> 00:43:21.090
chief engineers of all time. You talk about an audio

815
00:43:21.190 --> 00:43:28.519
fidelity junkie. Jay Walker at CBS. Rolling over in his

816
00:43:28.599 --> 00:43:32.320
grave at the sound that I heard files push out.

817
00:43:32.340 --> 00:43:38.090
And this is how this is how.

818
00:43:37.010 --> 00:43:38.170
Effed up I heart is.

819
00:43:39.289 --> 00:43:45.619
At one point, I offered to go through and change

820
00:43:45.659 --> 00:43:48.719
out all the songs in the Eagle library so that

821
00:43:49.099 --> 00:43:51.739
they sounded good. And this went all the way up

822
00:43:52.340 --> 00:43:56.019
to the head of engineering, and I was told, don't

823
00:43:56.039 --> 00:44:01.119
mess with it. We have the equipment on the other end.

824
00:44:01.840 --> 00:44:04.059
When it gets broadcast, it boosts it back up.

825
00:44:04.139 --> 00:44:05.539
It's fine. No, it's not.

826
00:44:06.940 --> 00:44:11.059
You can't improve on a crap file. If it comes

827
00:44:11.139 --> 00:44:12.960
in crap, there's only so much you can do on

828
00:44:12.980 --> 00:44:13.480
the backside.

829
00:44:13.739 --> 00:44:16.960
The last thing they wanted was other people to realize

830
00:44:17.000 --> 00:44:19.239
how bad the music sucked. If you had one station

831
00:44:19.260 --> 00:44:23.070
all of a sudden sound good, then everyone else might go, hey.

832
00:44:24.090 --> 00:44:26.789
Hey, why does this station sound so much better than ours?

833
00:44:27.449 --> 00:44:28.010
It's also a.

834
00:44:27.989 --> 00:44:29.809
Great insight into how.

835
00:44:31.190 --> 00:44:35.690
iHeart and corporate radios has been like, we don't care

836
00:44:35.730 --> 00:44:36.710
about the product.

837
00:44:38.409 --> 00:44:38.659
Yeah.

838
00:44:38.699 --> 00:44:39.409
KZPS Mornings.

839
00:44:41.860 --> 00:44:45.019
Sigourney Weaver is 77.

840
00:44:45.250 --> 00:44:47.610
One of the ultimate Hollywood badasses and one of the

841
00:44:47.710 --> 00:44:49.449
first Hollywood female badasses.

842
00:44:50.849 --> 00:44:52.789
Took on an alien wearing a mech suit.

843
00:44:52.829 --> 00:44:53.469
That was awesome.

844
00:44:55.710 --> 00:44:58.409
Has she been in anything lately?

845
00:44:59.079 --> 00:44:59.559
She still is.

846
00:44:59.579 --> 00:45:01.619
She gets peppered around and stuff. She was the head

847
00:45:01.659 --> 00:45:05.019
of the hand in the Marvel TV universe.

848
00:45:05.039 --> 00:45:06.760
Oh, that's right.

849
00:45:06.900 --> 00:45:10.619
She's also in the Avatar movies still, I think. Um,

850
00:45:11.019 --> 00:45:15.599
there was something else I saw her in recently. Um, God,

851
00:45:15.619 --> 00:45:17.360
I'm brain farting it now, but no, she's still around.

852
00:45:17.400 --> 00:45:18.219
She's still doing stuff.

853
00:45:21.329 --> 00:45:26.510
And finally, I just hope she looks better than Linda Hamilton.

854
00:45:31.110 --> 00:45:34.909
Uh, you know, remember in the first Terminator when, uh,

855
00:45:34.949 --> 00:45:38.500
the skin gets peeled off the Terminator. Mm hmm.

856
00:45:39.800 --> 00:45:41.440
That looks better than Linda Hamilton.

857
00:45:43.059 --> 00:45:46.780
She was in a show, Resident Alien, which everyone loved.

858
00:45:46.889 --> 00:45:51.269
I was very meh on.

859
00:45:51.670 --> 00:45:53.889
I loved the first season of Resident Alien.

860
00:45:54.829 --> 00:45:57.010
And was she in Stranger Things?

861
00:45:57.690 --> 00:45:57.829
Yep.

862
00:45:59.449 --> 00:45:59.690
Okay.

863
00:45:59.710 --> 00:45:59.869
Yeah.

864
00:46:00.570 --> 00:46:03.010
I can't remember which one it was, but I saw

865
00:46:03.050 --> 00:46:07.550
her and I was like, I know her. I know

866
00:46:07.570 --> 00:46:10.559
that face. I know it's something. And then I was like, oh, no.

867
00:46:11.500 --> 00:46:11.840
I know.

868
00:46:12.360 --> 00:46:14.469
Like you first see the face and you're like, I

869
00:46:14.510 --> 00:46:15.690
know that guy from somewhere.

870
00:46:16.010 --> 00:46:17.130
Yeah.

871
00:46:18.150 --> 00:46:21.889
Really, we did not. No one told you about moisturizer.

872
00:46:22.530 --> 00:46:24.309
Well, two more.

873
00:46:24.329 --> 00:46:28.650
And these are two mega birthdays. Chevy Chase, 83. Absolutely

874
00:46:28.789 --> 00:46:32.989
loathed in Hollywood and rightfully so. But I still am

875
00:46:33.050 --> 00:46:37.659
able to separate the man from the art. Christmas Vacation

876
00:46:37.719 --> 00:46:41.699
is my favorite movie. I love his character, Fletch, which

877
00:46:41.760 --> 00:46:45.300
is a real jerk by today's standards. I just saw

878
00:46:45.760 --> 00:46:48.980
a couple days ago a clip of Chevy Chase in

879
00:46:49.840 --> 00:46:53.219
Fletch Lives where he's in the newspaper offices and he's

880
00:46:53.239 --> 00:46:54.639
hitting on this woman. He's like, hey, do you want

881
00:46:54.659 --> 00:46:56.630
to go get some In-N-Out? And she's like, no, I

882
00:46:56.619 --> 00:46:58.219
already have lunch plans. All right, well, how about just

883
00:46:58.260 --> 00:47:03.849
the In? That's sexual harassment. And then he does that

884
00:47:03.889 --> 00:47:06.349
and then pinches his boss's butt as he walks by

885
00:47:06.369 --> 00:47:07.610
and then points to a different guy.

886
00:47:07.730 --> 00:47:08.969
All in one take. It's terrible.

887
00:47:10.340 --> 00:47:17.730
He had Spies Like Us, Fletch, Christmas Vacation, Funny Farm. Yes.

888
00:47:18.369 --> 00:47:21.889
He was in a movie called Modern Problems in the 80s.

889
00:47:23.409 --> 00:47:24.090
I've not seen that.

890
00:47:24.809 --> 00:47:27.170
But I mean, he had a run. But yeah, I mean,

891
00:47:27.489 --> 00:47:27.949
talk about.

892
00:47:27.969 --> 00:47:30.800
I mean, he's up there with Shatner as someone who

893
00:47:30.840 --> 00:47:31.920
generally everyone hated.

894
00:47:32.760 --> 00:47:32.980
Yeah.

895
00:47:33.760 --> 00:47:35.219
Maybe even more so than Shatner.

896
00:47:36.000 --> 00:47:39.360
And finally, Paul Hogan, Crocodile Dundee.

897
00:47:40.110 --> 00:47:41.690
Is 87 years old today.

898
00:47:42.230 --> 00:47:44.159
Not only is that impressive to make it to 87

899
00:47:44.159 --> 00:47:46.840
as a human, but to make it to 87 as

900
00:47:46.860 --> 00:47:52.599
an Australian, because that continent wants you dead. Paul Hogan,

901
00:47:52.599 --> 00:47:58.340
87 years old today. And I got fooled a handful

902
00:47:58.360 --> 00:48:03.650
of years ago when they had a trailer for a

903
00:48:03.730 --> 00:48:10.150
Crocodile Dundee reboot starring Chris Hemsworth, you know, Thor. I

904
00:48:10.210 --> 00:48:12.409
actually wish that they were making that movie because the

905
00:48:12.469 --> 00:48:14.570
trailer for it was so good.

906
00:48:14.929 --> 00:48:18.050
I wanted it to be a real movie, but it was.

907
00:48:17.840 --> 00:48:20.400
A spoof they did for Australia tourism.

908
00:48:24.539 --> 00:48:26.219
Yeah, Hemsworth could pull that off.

909
00:48:27.940 --> 00:48:31.940
And as far as the fact they've remade everything, it

910
00:48:31.980 --> 00:48:33.960
is surprising they haven't tried to remake that movie.

911
00:48:35.780 --> 00:48:36.570
It's all right there.

912
00:48:37.170 --> 00:48:40.440
The story, the cast with Chris Hemsworth, all of it.

913
00:48:40.469 --> 00:48:44.110
They could take that Australian tourism video and just turn

914
00:48:44.130 --> 00:48:47.110
it into a movie, and I will line up at

915
00:48:47.130 --> 00:48:48.809
the movie theater for it. That was how good that

916
00:48:48.869 --> 00:48:50.789
trailer was. I was convinced it was real.

917
00:48:52.110 --> 00:48:53.820
They'd probably screw it up and put Liam in there, though.

918
00:48:55.079 --> 00:48:57.840
Yeah, that would really F it up. That's the wrong Hemsworth.

919
00:48:58.920 --> 00:49:01.719
Actually, can you get the third Hemsworth and try it

920
00:49:01.760 --> 00:49:02.800
with him instead of Liam?

921
00:49:02.820 --> 00:49:03.739
I think that would even be better.

922
00:49:03.800 --> 00:49:04.460
Or get the dad.

923
00:49:05.780 --> 00:49:09.369
Yeah, what's he doing? Maybe even the mob.

924
00:49:09.389 --> 00:49:10.150
Do they have a sister?

925
00:49:12.530 --> 00:49:14.030
Is there a Hemsworth dog?

926
00:49:14.050 --> 00:49:15.329
Okay.

927
00:49:20.980 --> 00:49:22.340
Last thing. Here we go.

928
00:49:24.219 --> 00:49:29.239
An unexpected bulge revealed 10 live birds stuffed down a

929
00:49:29.300 --> 00:49:33.010
man's pants at the Miami International Airport.

930
00:49:36.630 --> 00:49:37.469
Bird smuggling.

931
00:49:38.050 --> 00:49:38.670
Bird smuggling.

932
00:49:40.239 --> 00:49:41.960
I don't know why I'm obsessed with this, but when

933
00:49:42.000 --> 00:49:46.320
people get caught doing stupid things or smuggling stupid things,

934
00:49:46.980 --> 00:49:49.480
what the reaction to fellow inmates is going to be,

935
00:49:49.500 --> 00:49:50.780
it's like, hey, man, what are you in for?

936
00:49:51.480 --> 00:49:53.610
I'm in for smuggling. Ooh, that's cool.

937
00:49:53.659 --> 00:49:54.349
What'd you smuggle?

938
00:49:55.170 --> 00:49:55.690
Birds.

939
00:49:57.449 --> 00:49:57.650
What?

940
00:49:59.369 --> 00:50:05.070
That's so lame. Federal criminal complaint.

941
00:50:05.719 --> 00:50:09.400
States that Customs and Border Protection officers pulled Alberto Hernandez

942
00:50:09.440 --> 00:50:14.860
Castillo after he arrived on a World Atlantic Airlines flight

943
00:50:14.940 --> 00:50:19.179
from Havana, Cuba. Agents said he's a Cuban national, legal

944
00:50:19.260 --> 00:50:22.340
permanent U.S. resident, claimed to have nothing to declare, and

945
00:50:22.400 --> 00:50:25.300
said he was on the island to visit family. This

946
00:50:25.469 --> 00:50:28.409
is Merritt Island in Florida, I believe.

947
00:50:29.730 --> 00:50:30.150
Oh, no, I'm sorry.

948
00:50:30.469 --> 00:50:32.650
He went to Cuba to visit family. Then he was

949
00:50:32.690 --> 00:50:35.110
coming back to the United States. During the interview, CBP

950
00:50:35.170 --> 00:50:38.710
officers observed an unexplained bulge on the front of his

951
00:50:38.809 --> 00:50:43.010
pelvis and waist area and noted he appeared nervous. Then

952
00:50:43.050 --> 00:50:46.789
the agent wrote because of that, the officers gave him

953
00:50:46.829 --> 00:50:49.510
a pat down. The pat down revealed he was concealing

954
00:50:50.139 --> 00:50:54.119
six cylindrical clear plastic containers, each wrapped with tape and

955
00:50:54.139 --> 00:50:57.119
some black mesh material affixed near the openings. The tubes

956
00:50:57.159 --> 00:51:01.659
are then sewn into his underwear. Each tube, Tube-contained live birds.

957
00:51:01.760 --> 00:51:07.420
Ten of them, in fact. Is that a great tip

958
00:51:07.440 --> 00:51:08.920
in your pocket, or are you just happy.

959
00:51:08.719 --> 00:51:09.099
To see me?

960
00:51:11.219 --> 00:51:12.480
Sir, your cock should be crowing.

961
00:51:24.929 --> 00:51:28.050
I believe that's a good stopping spot. Yep, yep, yep.

962
00:51:29.449 --> 00:51:33.019
So this pat down of a show brought to you

963
00:51:33.099 --> 00:51:35.719
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964
00:51:35.739 --> 00:51:37.599
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965
00:51:37.639 --> 00:51:41.539
to Diego, Linda, AJ, Marshall, Mackie, all you guys in

966
00:51:41.559 --> 00:51:41.880
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967
00:51:41.900 --> 00:51:43.280
Thanks for being in today.

968
00:51:43.590 --> 00:51:48.010
We will see you next time right here inside the treehouse.