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It is time to leave your worries outside. You can
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laugh with us inside the Dree House. I'm Daniel Malley
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along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Freddie August. Uh,
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what what's the day today? All my days are running together.
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Read the room, Dan, it's at the top of it.
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Oh yeah, the top of our screen there for the recording.
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So even some excavation points there, thank you.
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I'm used to looking at the tier.
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It didn't help.
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Look it's normal font. It's not bold or palicized or
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large font. I'm used to looking into the upper right
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where it's says start record in record and all the
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other things that we have, all the other things that
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we use and play with, or on my right side
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of the screen. So to look back.
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There's there's just so much up there. I mean that duckhead.
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Okay, look that's it. Maybe I've seen one too many
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Oliver Stone movies and so I'm hesitant to look back
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into the left to see the date of the room.
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Even they need to come up. They need to come
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up with a new font called Danny's Big pencil.
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Uh.
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I did have a big pencil in school with my
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name on it.
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Yeah, uh, and I think you are. This is kind
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of indicative of you having some brain issues, because it's
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been bugging me since yesterday. But you kept calling Optimist
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Prime a Decepticon and he's an autobot.
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I know Optimist Prime is an autobot. What happened, you see.
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What happened was yesterday when I mentioned Decepticons in the
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same sentence with optimis the Tesla bot that's being rolled
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out next year. Is there's some names and words that,
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for whatever reason, my brain has not committed to memory.
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Some examples of that are about half the things my
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wife says, and I don't choose it. That's just what
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my brain does on its own. And I swear the
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other thing is, for whatever reason, my brain has not
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committed to memory. The name of the main bad guy
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from Transformers. I know it's Decepticons. I remembered the name
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Starscream as the jet that flies around. I remember Optimist Prime, Bumblebee.
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Obviously those are really easy because of the movies, but
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I also played with the toys as a kid. But
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despite that, I cannot remember. I cannot remember the name
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of the main Decepticon bad guy in Transformers. And that's
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what happened yesterday. So it's not that I confused Optimis
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as a Decepticon. It's just because I started to say
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decepticon and I couldn't remember his name, and so then
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I just didn't say anything else.
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What was it? He was the gun Megatron, Megatron, that's
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thank you, Megatron. Yeah, I had. I had the gun
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that lit up at the end. It was the coolest thing.
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I was like, this is the best. I don't even
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know what I got it for, but my mom bought
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it for me. It was the coolest thing.
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Cool talk about it, Okay, Yeah, make sure you're talking
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about a toy, not an actual globe gun.
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Yeah. I mean, my Hindu mom's gonna buy me a gun.
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She may not have known. Maybe she was going through
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uh A Town East Mall. I didn't realize.
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I wouldn't be surprised if they did sell them there.
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That's correct, just for personal safety when you walk around
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the shop. Yeah, so that was just bugging me from yesterday.
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But as you cleared it up, you couldn't remember the name.
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We got it.
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Now we know, and it's what's the name? Prey just
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said it.
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See this is what happened, Megatron, Thank you, yeah.
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I almost said megatoade, and that's that's not it is
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the reason why delivery is so expensive in Seattle is
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because like you get a dime bag with everything. You know,
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what's interesting. They're they're like I I have done like
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a couple of drugs since we've been here, but nothing
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major because i'd like you, Trey, I don't like uh
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being out of control. I don't like altered states type
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of stuff. That's why I've never done being in.
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A fog and not remembering things. M hmm. Yeah.
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See, I've already got that on my own. I don't
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need drugs to enhance that.
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That'd be amazing if weed made you remember everything, like
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it just had the adverse effect, like you just remember
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like based.
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On recent experiments, that's not the case.
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Okay. I was like, maybe you just turned into good
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wool hunting.
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So chalkboard is safe around me.
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Just starts solving that problems.
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Yeah, the while we're beginning, lots and lots of things delivered.
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Cannabis has not been one of them. Although we did.
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We did stop into a shop the other day and
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get a couple of gummies, and turns out I have
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to be careful with those because we did know going
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into it some of the best advice that you can
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be given and that you should follow, and that is,
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don't ever eat edibles when you're hungry. Yeah, otherwise you
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end up like that dude who actually was on a
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flight from Seattle to Dallas with no shirt and him
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saying he ate twenty edible cookies and getting hauled off
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and zip tized by federal authorities.
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Yeah. And also listen to the directions when they say, like,
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if you don't smoke often, it could take up to
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an hour to kick in, because I never thought i'd
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ever witness anybody overdose on weed. And then my ex
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wife we went to the dispensary that was bying the house,
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got a chocolate bar. It says wait, depending on regularity
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or whatever how often you smoke, wait between fifteen minutes
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to an hour.
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And that's a pretty big window. I mean fifteen minutes
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or an hour.
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Yeah, because I mean, like you're still supposed to eat
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on before you take it so it doesn't hit an
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empty stomach. And she gave one square of the chocolate bar,
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and I took one square, and I waited, and about
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thirty five minutes in She's like, this is crap. Nothing
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is happening. They sold us some bunk stuff and I'm like,
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it's California and a dispensary. It's not it's not. They
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didn't just sell us a chocolate bar.
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Yeah, this isn't just a mister goodbar.
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Yeah.
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So then she took another one and I was like, Okay,
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now you gotta wait another ten minutes for the first
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one to kick in, and then after that it's gonna
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be about thirty minutes before that one kicks in. And
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we waited another twenty minutes and she's like, this is
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bs man, this is not working, and took a third
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one and I was still on my number one and
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my number the first one started to hit and I
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was like, oh, here we go, and she stood up,
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looked at me, and then passed the f outee on
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the couch for six hours.
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That actually sounds about right, because was it last year
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Tara and I involved ourselves in a drug transaction. One
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of the bars on Saint Thomas on the Beach has
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a lot of weed, so we asked the guy who
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was the cook at the bar slash drug dealer when
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he was on break, like, hey, can we get a
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joint from you and our coolest never done a drug
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transaction in our lives type of thing, because normally, whenever
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I've had it in the past, it was just.
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I didn't have to actually be there for the point
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of sale, so here I had to be the guy asking.
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It's like say, man, k K, can I get some
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drugs from you? Also? Can I get aside a ranch?
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Because you forgot that when you go back to the kitchen.
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And here's another PSA.
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Generally for people, if if you're not used to smoking
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that I see all too often, don't drink and do
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weed if you're not.
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Being cross faded is a real thing and it turns
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out to be really problematic for people.
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That's what happened to me on that day because I
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was already at the bar and we had already had
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some drinks, and then I asked the cook slash drug
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dealer of the bar, hey, can we get a joint?
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And then he said sure, and then he rolled it,
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and I said, you have to roll it for us
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because you don't want to see me do this. This
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is going to be ugly and half of us get
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end up on you on the floor, so he rolled
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us our joint. Then we grabbed our to go food
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from him, our side of ranch and our weed and
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went home. And then we smoked the joint. And since
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I can't do anything in moderation, I basically smoked the
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whole joint and like your ex wife, Raj, I passed
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the f out and when I woke up, I had
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severe motion sickness. And I'm assuming that that was because
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of like Trey just said, maybe I was cross faded.
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It was a combination of the weed and the booze
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coming together to join a coming together to form a
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super autobot.
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Also, that was the whitest transaction I've ever heard.
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Yeah, it was.
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It absolutely was. There was There was absolutely zero cool
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in my body when it came to buying the joint.
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I like, did you ask for some grass A little
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left handed cigarette.
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I did start the conversation with say, man.
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I'm not a cop.
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I mean I know a lot of them, but they're
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not here right now.
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Because you also said point of say you've never been
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at the point of sale.
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I did not.
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They usually just called that some dude's house.
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Well that's that. That was my experience with illegal drugs.
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It was ever me trying to make a purchase. It
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was always just being somewhere where it already was, And
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it wasn't involving me having to go to the going
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to the drug dealer and asking for the drugs. And
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at the same time I say say, man, can I
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get some left handed grassdobies? I pull up my shirt
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to show that I'm not wearing a wire. And I
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also say, by the way, I'm not a cop. Not
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that I needed to say it, because the drug dealer
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he already knew just based on what I had said,
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because he would have said, cops are way cooler when
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they ask for drugs.
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What is amusing in this day and age is the
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fact that because so few people carry cash anymore, a
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lot of drug dealers are forced to take like venmo.
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My guy did.
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I had to ask him. I was like, say, I
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don't have any cash on me, do you. He's like, yeah,
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I got Venmo. He held it up right there. His
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q rco was ready.
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Man, Yeah, he was ready. He knew it when he
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saw you. This is going to be a paperless transaction.
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Except for the actual joint papers.
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That's right.
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Did you give him a five star rating when you
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were done, did you get.
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Of course, it was a really tightly rolled joint. I
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appreciated the.
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Crash put in the description of the transaction Ranch.
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That was Yeah, that was the code. That's how we
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hit it from the authorities. We got to make sure
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no coppers find out what we're up to.
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Can't get caught with the reefer man.
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The fuss it's hot in her trail's craft.
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They were just buying ranch.
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Oh drugs, this is online every house on air. Hey,
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you know Dan, tell me about Lisa in a car. Oh,
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thank god you reminded me.
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I was getting a phone call near the end of
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that segment because they're delivering gas to our house in
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Saint Thomas, and I was like, I feel like there's
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something I'm supposed to be doing. Thank you for that reminder, Trepe.
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They're delivering gas. Gas goes in a car. Fair Least.
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That's an excellent segue. Thank you, Roger. I appreciate that.
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So there are two things that we can never have
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enough of. That is time and money, and fair Least,
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the newest sponsor inside the Treehouse, can help you save both.
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And here's how fair Least can save you time, because
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the car buying process is grueling and it's awful and
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it's terrible when you go to a dealership because no
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fund has ever had at a dealership. You go in
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there with hope and dreams of rolling out the new car.
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Hours and hours later, you still don't have a car,
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and now you're stuck drinking really poor car dealership breakroom coffee,
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and no one's happy hours are wasted. Sometimes you don't
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even get the car the same day, even though you're