Sept. 17, 2025

How To Make Your Dating Profile Better | Wednesday September 17, 2025

How To Make Your Dating Profile Better | Wednesday September 17, 2025
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We start off today with more pumpkin spice, but this time giving your ass that PS fresh feeling which leads to Dan giving tips on how to make your online dating profile that much tastier.  Then we talk about a new "Pay to Wipe" trend in China and other ways to clean your backside, and finally more things GenX grew up with that would terrify GenZ.  

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan ol Malley along

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with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma, who apparently got the

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black shirt memo I did. You could look at us

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all go in our sexy black shirt.

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I was actually wearing an orange shirt and I was like, nope,

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that'll change real quick.

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No, you know, sorry, there's there's I know it's starting

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to get into Halloween season, but there's no reason to

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dress like a pumpkin inside the treehouse.

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Oh it's my wccw Sportatorium shirt. Like, it's pretty.

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Cool, all right, I take it back. You should support

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that thing.

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Yeah, wear it tomorrow.

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Okay.

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Speaking of things that are orange, yesterday we were talking

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about how pumpkin spice searches have gone through the roof

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according to Google, and there's even things that people search

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for very specific pumpkin spice scented and flavored things such

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as pumpkin spice underwear. And we also learned that people

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search for pumpkin spice toilet paper. I would like to

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take this opportunity to thank Jarrett, one of our Ultimate

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Treehouse subscribers, for informing me that dude Wipes is in

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on the pumpkin spice trend because Dudewipes has and I

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quote from Jarrett, Dudewipes has a dumpkin spice wipe.

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Yeah, I'm gonna go with no. I will pass on that.

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I like the dude Wipes. I am a user of

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the dude Wipes. I'm fine with the mint eucalyptus original scent.

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I don't really need a pumpkin spice butthole.

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But mint eucalyptus wasn't it wouldn't that be like a

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little burning.

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No, it's it's sort of a fresh feeling.

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Okay, So it's just the scent. It's not that that

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doesn't have like eucalyptus oil in it.

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I don't think so. No, I think it's just a

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scented thing.

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Yeah, gotcha.

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So you like your asshole being minty fresh?

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Or or does she?

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You know what?

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Really, at a certain point, if you're going to get

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scented wipes, maybe ask somebody who's down there on a

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regular basis what scent they prefer. So instead of thinking

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about what you want, maybe think about others.

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But what if they come back with like them?

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You know what?

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The griddle, the baby, we're going to McDonald's, just some

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random breakfast food. When you find out what they really like.

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Chick fil A has an opportunity here.

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What is it, the honey chicken butter biscuit, whatever it

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is that. Yeah, I've never had one.

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But they're tasty. They are very very tasty. Yeah, yeah,

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along with the chicken minies.

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Yeah.

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So I guess it makes sense if if you really,

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really really want to do something for others, while you

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could donate to charity instead, you could just ask what

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scent of wipes you would they would like you to use,

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or if they even cared, they may not have a

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prefer friends.

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They need to have a preference, do they.

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Yes, you say that so strongly, it's as if that

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it's as if that should be a first date question.

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It's like, okay, so if this moved to the next level,

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what type of ass wipes do you prefer?

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Yeah?

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Go ahead try.

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I mean, I feel like you should aproach the subject

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of if they're going to eat ass first before you

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talk about what tastes the flavor they'll enjoy.

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Oh, if you're on if you're on a first date,

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then you should already know. I think I think I

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think you get that out of the way via text

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before you set that first date. It's just that's just

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the list of questions to get to the next round.

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So two things do you eat?

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Ask?

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And how's the chicken?

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Dating really has uh eve over the years.

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It's you know, you have to you have to ask,

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make sure what you know? What what page you're both on.

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You really need to know. And really it just saves

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everybody time if you know what you're kind of into

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or not into, right, I mean people put I mean

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I'm ironically enough, I'm speaking completely out of my own

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ass here because I have not dated in over a decade.

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Uh and so I don't really know what the current

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I don't know slate of questions or get to know

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you type stuff people are engaging in before actually going

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on a first date. Because so much of all this

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stuff is online now, I don't know if you're having

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to go through a questionnaire before you meet up with someone.

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I don't know how much people put in their dating profiles. Yeah,

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I don't know these things.

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Yeah, that's uh, I don't I don't think match asks

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you those questions. I don't think that's on the match

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dot Com questionnaire.

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Like, well, they may not ask it, but that doesn't

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mean you can't include it. I mean, if you're really

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into something, maybe you want to put that as part

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of your handle or your profile name, like ass eater

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twenty two.

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Mm.

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Yeah, uh, I think you'd have to go sixty nine

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if you're gonna go that.

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Yeah, I went with the two two's the double yeah,

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I mean yeah, the double duce.

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Yeah, that's gonna be. That's what I'll do. I'll be

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I'll just go on match. I just want to see

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who it attracts. I'll just go double duce is my handle,

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and see who see who starts.

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No, I think you should go under his ass eater

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and I bet you're gonna have to have a number,

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because I guarantee you someone's already got it.

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I don't want to see who responds.

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I do.

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You're not the least bit curious.

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No, you can just wear a shirt that says acid

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twenty two and walk down Oaklawn and see how it goes.

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You won't make it a block. You will be popular.

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I'll be the bell of the ball at the round.

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It'll be like a buffet. But I mean, Raja, I

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think you kind of have a girlfriend now, so you're

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off the market. But Trey, you're still you're still swinging

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out there. So if do you have anything in your

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online dating profile that is just kind of out there? No,

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you don't put in there like your sober or that

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you know all women come after your chihuahua.

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I don't. I don't really even have a dating profile

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at the moment. I'm not.

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Online dating is just a cesspool. I've it's again things

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you know, when you're over forty, over fifty, online dating

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it's it's just it's worthless.

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Well, if you're going into it with that level of hope,

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I can't imagine you attracting anyone fun.

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I'm not going into it with that level of hope.

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I have been through it, and I mean it's not like,

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you know, it's like running a marathon and then going

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I don't like running marathons, you know.

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Yeah, so you know, maybe maybe though you're just you

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haven't hit your era just yet. Maybe you'll hit your

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sweet spot over the age of sixty. Like over the

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age of sixty you are going I mean, you're already

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a catch, but once you get over sixty, you'll really

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be a catch because you'll be able to drive at night. Uh,

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you know how to operate computers. You're single, never never married, no.

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Kids, still have bowel control.

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I mean.

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These are important things the older we get. These are

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the things you can put in your new dating profile.

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I can control ass and I can eat ass. I mean, who.

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Wouldn't want you? It brings new me into control all delete.

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And if we're and if we're being honest, if you

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are into that, I think it's important that you find

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someone that also can control their bowels.

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Yes, I think because I know that out on the

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first couple of dates.

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I mean I don't know on day three when you

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have to change their diaper. That's a different story. Yeah,

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you know now if you have to change their diaper,

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you're in it for the money.

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Yeah, because like, get in your twenties, follow me to

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the back. That room was hot, And when you're in

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your fifties and sixties, oh, follow.

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Blok bathrooms in China make you watch ads to get

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toilet paper?

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Interesting?

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This is terrifying.

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I figured because it was Asia that would go with

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the water system. M hm.

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So I don't know how public bathrooms work in other countries.

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I do not have enough experience. Most of the countries

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I've been to all operate on the Western American style

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bathroom setup situation, but in China things are very, very different.

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If you walk into a public bathroom in China, in

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order to get toilet paper, you may have to watch

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an ad. It's a video that's actually gone viral and

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it shows how it works. You scan a QR code

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that plays an AD on your phone. Then the machine

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spits out a modest amount of toilet paper, something like

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six squares, and if you need more, you have to

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watch another ad. And for those of us that like

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to use lots of toilet paper because you don't want

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any accidents, then you may be there a while.

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Can I just watch a sitcom?

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I'm with you. I mean, look, if it's me, I'm

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in China, my stomach's not used to their cuisine. Just

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pop in a documentary. I'm going to be in here

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for a bit.

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You're feeling better. Yeah, and World War Two was amazing.

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I watched it in color and black and white. They

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do give you the option that if you don't want

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to watch an ad, you can pay a few cents

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for toilet paper instead.

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Yeah, that makes more sense.

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I mean, God, if you're in Mexico and they did that,

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you could watch a Band of.

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Brothers, including the including the interviews with the real guy

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that airs after the all the episodes.

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Oh, don't discount India, my friends.

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I mean, if you really think about it, I mean,

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this really is It's look, pay as you go. Toilet

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paper is something that I would expect out of a

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capitalist society here in America, not in China. And I

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hope we never adopt it.

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Well, I mean it's it's for a niche audience. I'm

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guessing because they do have the I just looked it up.

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They like they use the water like the bidet system.

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So it's people that are probably like expats or maybe

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the younger generation is hip to the Western style of

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using toilet, but usually squatting as well, So if it's

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a Western toilet, there's probably tourists and expats trying to

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use his bidets. I mean, yeah, they have the water

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host system, just like in India as well.

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I know Japan loves them a fancy toilet, but they do.

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Yeah, they're pretty amazing.

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I have yet to experience a true Japanese toilet. I've

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seen them on television and film, and honestly, I feel

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like Captain America wielding mulenir was just as exciting as me.

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Trying a Japanese toilet will be.

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I mean you can heat the seat, the seat and

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then the water can be the temperature can be adjusted

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for the water.

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Oh my god.

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Yeah, it's amazing, gets anything done.

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I've seen two of them in neither of one of

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them work correctly, so I don't know.

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See, I'm surprised that raj you would be so on

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board with the fancy technology forward Japanese toilets because you're

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terrified of AI, so I would think you would be

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a little cautious around advanced technology toilets.

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I think it's I mean, I think the technology technology

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is a little different than I mean, if it starts

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talking to me, I'm leaving like nice boop, Raj, I'm like,

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we're out.

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I'm more scary. It's called it's called boundaries.

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I am more shocked at A. Raj understood your geeky

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Marvel Thor reference and b didn't call you out on it.

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No, I mean, I don't think you understood it at all.

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No, I understand, I got it. I'm I'm a Marvel

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fan as well. So but no, now I'm getting used

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to you guys doing this. At first, it was like

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you guys are super nerds, and it used to just

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be me the nerd that was the nerdy one in

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the room. So when you make these references now I'm like, oh,

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go nerds.

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I love you guys, because if you put me on

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the spot, what was the name of Thor's hammer, I

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couldn't have told you.

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It's important to not just look at the films but watch.

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Them over and over, apparently like I have kind of done.

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I think me and a Japanese toilet would be quite

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dangerous because with the heated sea and the temperature controlled water,

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I mean, I'm on a toilet for way too long

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as it is, like like I've seen news articles where

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it's like and we've talked about it here on the

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show before, where they're like, you should not be on

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the toilet for more than a few minutes, and if

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any additional time you spend there, you're likely to develop hemorrhoids,

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or it's just not healthy for you, or I don't know,

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go outside and socialize instead. So if you then introduce

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into my toilet time a high end Japanese toilet, I

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really may not have much of a reason to come out.

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Going to be your version of the start per image

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of recliner I live here now, especially if it has

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a massage function.

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I don't know.

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Oh god, oh yeah, then it doesn't matter what scent

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I get of wipes.

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Yeah, throwing a VR helmet, Yeah you are, You're never leaving.

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That's a good.

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Yeah.

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I could rule the world up from that from my throne.

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I just no.

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Remember that video we played a long time ago about

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you know, they had like the spinning casket with a

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guy in the car.

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Oh yeah, that's your.

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You're you're gonna be the guy on the toilet with

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your little helmet on and spinning around your funeral.

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That's probably how I died, and you probably couldn't get

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me off the toilet, so you just just picked the

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whole thing up and just stuck it. Yeah, that actually

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might track.

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I'm not coming to that roll. He looks so peaceful, You're.

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Like, he really he died doing or what he loves,

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which is alone taking a dump. I will say, I

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find it. I find it interesting that growing up as kids,

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we had no problem drinking water, you know, out of

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the hose. Uh. And you're saying, rag that that's the

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same type of system they use for butt cleaning in

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other countries.

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Well, it's I mean, it's attached to the wall. It's

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it's not you know, it's not made for you know,

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everybody there knows not to drink it.

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Yeah, so it's so it so everyone. So that's not

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drinkable water. That's just like it's not mouthwater. It's just

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ass water.

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I think it can be whatever you want to be.

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I think I think I think people need to know.

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Yeah, we we just use it for your butt.

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Uh.

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And it's just it's just a little it's the hose

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isn't too long to like if you were to try

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to drink it. You were trying to drink it, like

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that's the thing. It wasn't like since it's here, but.

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I would think you want a lot of slack on

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it because or are you supposed to like back up

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to it.

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No, you just kind of you kind of you just

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kind of take it off the thing and in between

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your legs and give it a give it some spray

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and it comes out pretty fast and it cleans and

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then you kind of wait a minute or two it

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does it dry?

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Having a does it have an adjustable nozzle? So if

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you want more or less? I mean this, I mean

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if if if you can choose it for your plants outside,

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I would think you'd want the same function, you know,

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for your backside.

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Uh no, uh it uh it's it's in a public restroom.

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It's one function, but like at home, you can have

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different settings and different speeds and yeah, it's.

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Not a super soaker, it kind of is.

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You're an American, you're in the Treehouse.

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Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com. You're

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dot com.

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All week, we've been covering the twenty things that we

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grew up with that would destroy kids today. We've done

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really really well. We've made it all the way through

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ten eleven things. We've made it to eleven things. Pretty

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good for us because we're a slow moving top type

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of show when it comes to these types of deals.

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But we've been doing all week. We started on the

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Treehouse plus episode we covered the first handful of things

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that would destroy kids today that we all grew up with,

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and then we did a few more yesterday, and we're

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gonna do just a few more today, all right, So

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here we go the continuation of twenty things that would

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destroy kids today that we all grew up with. Number twelve,

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calling your friend's house because you'd probably have to talk

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to their parents first, Like, yeah, actually I did. It

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was very intentional, like if you wanted to hang out

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with someone, you had two options. You called or you

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just went over there. Yeah, and if they live far away,

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then you had to call.

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And for the most part you you had to be

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polite on the phone and say, you know, hi, missus,

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O'Malley this is Trey Man.

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I speak to Dan please you know who.

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Is Yeah, And my mom really loved loved that because

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she'd get the good the polite child that would do

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that and call and then she'd be like no and

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hang up.

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Yeah. See that was the benefit I had. Like I said,

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we had our own line upstairs, so I didn't have

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to worry about anybody else answering the phone.

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It was.

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It was just it was me, so I'd have them

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call me.

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I'm like, if you want to call, did you have

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a business card as well? Here's my number?

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You go, I'm indeed, of course I didn't.

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Yeah, yeah, number thirteen, No caller ID. You just had

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to be ready to talk to whoever was calling you had.

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It was all a mystery, no idea it was calling.

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But if it's if the phone is ringing, there's a

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reason for it. So you answered it and you would

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run to it because you didn't want to miss the call.

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Yeah, but I mean in those days, I mean, hell

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if it I mean it was probably a wrong number.

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But I mean he didn't have the spam robocalls and

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all that other stuff. No, And now the other the

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other thing about phone calling that is also something that

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would be completely lost is the fact you had to

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remember phone numbers.

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Yes, I talk about that on stage. I was like

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if if people my age go to jail to night,

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we're getting out in an hour. You guys are stuck

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because you're keep trying to dial four and see what happens.

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You might as well just beat your face against that

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machine because you're not going to know anything useful.

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Oh. I've asked kids, I'm like, do you know any

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phone numbers? Like no, I'm like any at all, Like

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not even like nine to one one?

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Do you know your own area code?

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Jesus yeah, and you'll be stunned these kids. I'm like,

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I can. I can remember only numbers off the top

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of my head if I if I'm in a pinch

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and I need to call somebody.

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I think this might be one of the oldest man

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things that I do and will die with. I still

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have my original cell phone number, and I will die

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with that phone number.

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Oh I do too. That's I have had mine for

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twenty nine years.

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I guess I've had mine for twenty five.

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Yeah. I had to switch mine about fifteen years ago.

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Oh, that makes me nauseous just to think about it.

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Yeah, because I switched services and then like you can't

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that's before you could bring your number over. So maybe

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it was twenty years ago before you could bring your

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own number over. But I still remember what mine was,

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and I do know that people have called it and

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have told me that the lady who has my phone

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will if they text, she'll respond back with not the comedian.

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It's nice of her, I guess, but yeah, I mean

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answering the phone back in the d like everything has

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come full circle now. Because we were young, there was

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no caller ID and you answered the phone. Now when

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someone calls and it says no caller ID, we throw

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that phone across the room.

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We want none of it. No, No, it's like scam

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likely spam. I'll tell you what the the intentions of

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that caller is, right, which which tells you if nothing

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comes up.

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Then you know that's some dark web stuff. I want

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none of it.

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Yeah, I mean you or would screen call? I mean

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you could screen calls when the answering machine sort of yeah,

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came on board. I was pretty popular. Yeah mine somewhere.

479
00:27:28.279 --> 00:27:30.480
There you go. And then getting the actual little caller

480
00:27:30.559 --> 00:27:36.799
ID extension unit with phone yeah all right, number fourteen,

481
00:27:36.880 --> 00:27:43.640
blowing into your video games to make them work. Yes, which,

482
00:27:43.680 --> 00:27:45.359
by the way, if you really want to feel old,

483
00:27:46.559 --> 00:27:49.279
not that you have a choice here. Just the other day,

484
00:27:49.359 --> 00:27:52.640
Super Mario Brothers turned forty.

485
00:27:54.279 --> 00:27:57.680
And on Pond Stars, I believe a guys sold the

486
00:27:57.720 --> 00:28:00.079
original I was trying to sell the original suit for

487
00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:04.519
Mario Brothers, like sealed and in the actual box, and

488
00:28:04.720 --> 00:28:09.559
he wouldn't take less than one point five million dollars.

489
00:28:12.160 --> 00:28:16.519
I someone's gonna buy it, I hold out.

490
00:28:17.000 --> 00:28:19.279
Yeah. They said there was a similar one that was sold,

491
00:28:19.319 --> 00:28:21.440
the gold one that was like a limited dish one

492
00:28:21.440 --> 00:28:23.920
that came out, Oh yeah, sold for like four million

493
00:28:23.920 --> 00:28:25.440
dollars something crazy like that.

494
00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:28.960
There was I forget the name of the show on Netflix.

495
00:28:28.960 --> 00:28:32.359
It was like It's Golden Auctions. But they one episode

496
00:28:32.440 --> 00:28:35.440
was about this guy. They went to his house and

497
00:28:35.519 --> 00:28:40.279
he had, I mean the most amazing video game collection.

498
00:28:40.279 --> 00:28:44.960
I mean he had all the originals from Nintendo, like Atari, Sega, everything,

499
00:28:45.519 --> 00:28:47.200
and I forgot what the number they threw out that

500
00:28:47.240 --> 00:28:49.039
it was worth, but I mean it was millions.

501
00:28:49.440 --> 00:28:50.880
Yeah.

502
00:28:51.119 --> 00:28:53.680
But I mean do they even do they even have

503
00:28:53.759 --> 00:28:56.079
game character anymore? Or is everything online?

504
00:28:56.680 --> 00:29:00.400
I think it's all online now, yeah, I think it's

505
00:29:00.440 --> 00:29:01.039
all online.

506
00:29:01.960 --> 00:29:03.559
I never had to I never had to use that

507
00:29:03.559 --> 00:29:06.200
because we didn't. We weren't allowed to have the video

508
00:29:06.240 --> 00:29:07.039
game stuff.

509
00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:10.279
Oh yeah, I'm sorry.

510
00:29:10.599 --> 00:29:13.000
I had the original Nintendo for a couple of weeks.

511
00:29:13.200 --> 00:29:16.680
It was a Buddy of Mines and it was one

512
00:29:16.720 --> 00:29:19.680
hour every Saturday. I could. I could excite Bike was

513
00:29:19.720 --> 00:29:20.599
the only thing I played.

514
00:29:21.200 --> 00:29:21.559
Gotcha.

515
00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:24.440
So yeah, I never had I saw people do it

516
00:29:24.480 --> 00:29:27.319
and I'm like, does that really work? And it did.

517
00:29:28.279 --> 00:29:31.720
I still remember. I still remember kindergarten and they had

518
00:29:31.720 --> 00:29:34.279
a Nintendo in the school that they had brought in

519
00:29:34.519 --> 00:29:37.519
and we were all taking turn to playing Super Mario

520
00:29:37.599 --> 00:29:39.680
Brothers and Duck Hunt because it was, you know, the

521
00:29:39.680 --> 00:29:40.279
combo thing.

522
00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:41.519
Wow.

523
00:29:41.920 --> 00:29:42.960
So I still remember that.

524
00:29:43.160 --> 00:29:43.960
Yeah. And then.

525
00:29:45.960 --> 00:29:49.079
I was fortunate because my dad was kind of computer

526
00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:52.000
geeky nerdy because not only did we have the Apple

527
00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:54.680
to E when it came out, my dad also had

528
00:29:54.680 --> 00:29:59.000
the Atari twenty six hundred and we uh, so I

529
00:29:59.039 --> 00:30:00.640
grew up with that. So I we grew up playing

530
00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:03.759
computer games and things. So there was a I was.

531
00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:07.680
I was fortunate to be able to have not every system,

532
00:30:08.119 --> 00:30:10.319
but I had a Nintendo. Then I had a Sega.

533
00:30:10.799 --> 00:30:12.400
I had a game Boy. Oh game Boy.

534
00:30:12.480 --> 00:30:15.680
Yeah, we had the in television when I was really

535
00:30:15.680 --> 00:30:19.039
really young. That was like the first one. And that

536
00:30:19.119 --> 00:30:21.400
was because you know, we were kids, like young young kids,

537
00:30:21.400 --> 00:30:23.440
so it's like that'll entertain them while you know, the

538
00:30:23.440 --> 00:30:25.720
adults do whatever the stuff around the house they needed

539
00:30:25.720 --> 00:30:28.680
to do. When we got to you know, reading, writing

540
00:30:28.720 --> 00:30:30.440
and math and all that, then I was like, no

541
00:30:30.519 --> 00:30:34.720
more games, now you study. That's when the Indian side

542
00:30:34.720 --> 00:30:38.119
came out. I was like, you get one hour a week,

543
00:30:38.160 --> 00:30:40.480
and I was like, this is just I like, excite bike,

544
00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:41.640
but this is I'm done now.

545
00:30:42.160 --> 00:30:42.400
Yeah.

546
00:30:42.559 --> 00:30:45.519
So yeah, last one for today of the twenty things

547
00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:48.319
that would destroy kids today that we all lived through.

548
00:30:49.240 --> 00:30:52.079
Number fifteen getting a summer job.

549
00:30:55.000 --> 00:30:57.799
I didn't. I didn't. We mowed lawns. That's what.

550
00:30:58.359 --> 00:31:01.119
That's a job that absolutely counts that. That was your job.

551
00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:03.599
And that was good because you learned about business and

552
00:31:03.720 --> 00:31:06.319
entrepreneurialship and all that kind of stuff and you know,

553
00:31:06.519 --> 00:31:08.000
sweating outside and stuff.

554
00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:10.240
Yeah, and I also learned that adults will rip the

555
00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:18.359
rip kids off really fucking quick. They do. Man, They're

556
00:31:18.400 --> 00:31:21.160
like we were charging I think it was twenty this

557
00:31:21.240 --> 00:31:24.519
is I mean, I was fourteen thirteen. It was me

558
00:31:24.559 --> 00:31:27.039
and my buddy AJ next door, and he had the

559
00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:28.960
lawnmowers and the weed Eater and we would do the

560
00:31:29.000 --> 00:31:31.119
front in the back. We're like, hey, can we do

561
00:31:31.839 --> 00:31:34.359
fifteen dollars for the front fifteen dollars for the back?

562
00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:36.039
And they're like, how about we just give you twenty

563
00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:40.240
flat And it's like one hundreds it's one hundred thousand

564
00:31:40.240 --> 00:31:43.559
degrees outside in Mesquites and I'm like, ah, man, but

565
00:31:43.599 --> 00:31:46.480
it's twenty bucks. And we would get four or five

566
00:31:46.559 --> 00:31:47.279
lines in a day.

567
00:31:47.759 --> 00:31:51.400
There you go, Yeah, that's not bad. So that was

568
00:31:51.440 --> 00:31:52.960
your So that was your first job.

569
00:31:53.599 --> 00:31:56.559
That was my first job, and then my first actual

570
00:31:56.640 --> 00:32:02.119
job was the Mesquite Rodeo. But yeah, I worked at

571
00:32:02.119 --> 00:32:06.799
the road. Yet I love both of you.

572
00:32:09.519 --> 00:32:22.839
Apparently DEI is not new. The difference was you didn't

573
00:32:22.880 --> 00:32:23.880
want to be there either.

574
00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:31.799
Don Gay was ahead of his time.

575
00:32:36.920 --> 00:32:43.279
Oh sorry, all right, good stuff for all things Treehouse,

576
00:32:43.319 --> 00:32:45.559
Treehouse on Air, dot com, find and follow us on

577
00:32:45.599 --> 00:32:48.200
social media. For the show, it's at Treehouse on Air.

578
00:32:48.279 --> 00:32:50.240
For me, it's at the Daniel Valley. For Trey, it's

579
00:32:50.279 --> 00:32:53.720
at Trede Trenholm. Is it at Trey Trinholm or at

580
00:32:53.720 --> 00:32:56.880
Trey Trinholm one. For some reason, I've forgotten.

581
00:32:56.759 --> 00:32:57.880
It's Tree Trinholm one.

582
00:32:57.920 --> 00:33:02.880
I don't know why it has changed, So.

583
00:33:01.880 --> 00:33:04.519
Switch your little graphicky thing back all right, and Farage,

584
00:33:04.519 --> 00:33:07.319
it's at Comedian Rag. We will see you tomorrow, right

585
00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:09.000
back here inside the treehouse.