Jan. 17, 2025

How to Screw Your Dragon | Friday January 17, 2025

How to Screw Your Dragon | Friday January 17, 2025

Want to know what Castlecore is? We'll tell you in this episode! Plus, we talk about a woman's nut allergy (*giggle*), Jerry's OK with hairy women, and a cop who wasn't watching the road... because he was watching porn!


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Want to know what Castlecore is? We'll tell you in this episode! Plus, we talk about a woman's nut allergy (*giggle*), Jerry's OK with hairy women, and a cop who wasn't watching the road... because he was watching porn!


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What is 'castlecore'? Why experts have issued warnings about the popular sex trend

UK Woman Hospitalised After Sex Triggered Her Nut Allergy

A Florida Cop Crashed His Cruiser While Watching Porn at the Wheel




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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with

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Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry Caldwell on a frad day,

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January seventeenth, two thy twenty five, the first episode of

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twenty twenty five were all four cast members of the

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Treehouse are in attendance.

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Yay for us.

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That's all all right, It's Fred Day.

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Let's get roland.

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I don't want to waste time anymore because I've got

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something very exciting to do with you, gentlemen, and it

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has nothing to do with Ricky gets caught public service

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announcement that we spent a lot of time with yesterday,

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more time than Ricky spent on himself, if I'm being honest,

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and that is we have not played Versus yet in

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twenty twenty five, and I think today I've got a

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good one for you. Versus is the game we play

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inside the Treehouse where I will force a scenario upon

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you and you have to tell me which one you prefer.

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It's a fun game, and again, we haven't played it

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yet this year, but I think I've got a good

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one to start out. Trey you look a little concerned.

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You're smiling a little bit, but it looks like a

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fearful smile that tight lip.

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Yeah no, I was just wondering if you and Teara

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play a game of verses with the strap ons.

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Shut up, No, we do not, do you, Trey?

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I can't under now.

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What's really sad is hers is bigger.

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She always gets the big one. All right, let's play verses.

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It is time for versus inside the Treehouse today. I'm

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going to pick two scenarios against one another, and you

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have to tell me which one you prefer. Trey, Raj

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and Jerry, are you ready to play verses inside the

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tree House?

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Yes?

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All right, here we go.

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So today inside the tree House, on this edition of Verses,

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I need you to tell me which one of these

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girls you would rather hook up with?

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Would you rather hook.

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Up with Girl A that you see in front of you,

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a long haired brunette beauty who's quite buxom.

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So would you rather hook up with Girl A or

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Girl B.

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Now this is a darker photo, but it's a scantily

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clad young lady. Looks to be more of a dirty

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blonde type of situation going on. Powdy lips, looking seductively

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at the camera. This is girl B. So would you

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rather hook up with girl A bright and buxom brunette

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or girl BE sultry athletic blonde?

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Trey. We'll start with you, girl A or girl BE.

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What's the catch, Bob?

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What do you mean?

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What's the catch? Why are you asking about a catch?

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There's no catch?

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There's catch, Bob?

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To am suspicious?

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Yeah?

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Why have I have I been so awful to you?

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Guys in these versus scenarios that you don't trust me

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when I ask you which one of these two girls

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would you rather hook up with?

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Yep? I feel like, uh, that's right. I feel like,

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uh yeah, this is gonna be an up the.

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Button type scenario. No, no, there's there there's there's no

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anal play here. Uh with select there's there's there's no catch.

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Just would you rather hook up with Girl A or

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girl Be? All right, fine, there's a catch, but it's

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gonna be a fun catch. But still just just play along.

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Okay.

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Would you rather hook up with girl A the bucks

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and brunette or girl B the sultry blonde.

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I'll go with A.

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Okay, rise, girl A or girl B.

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I feel like this is gonna be like a crying

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game situation.

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Girl A, Girl B.

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Neither are my type.

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But I know, I know blonde and big boobs is

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your type.

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But I wanted the two to look a little similar

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here because I knew immediately you'd go with blonde and

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big boobs.

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Yes, they are both white. I stayed. I stayed with

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that with Raj.

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Yeah, although to be fair, they both of them have

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sort of a Mediterranean complexion.

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Yeah, she's got way too broad a shoulders.

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Girl A. Yeah, Okay, so you're gonna I'll go be.

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You're gonna go girl BE. Jerry, what about you Girl

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A or girl B. I'm gonna go with girl.

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A, Girl A.

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R Right, So Trey, you and Jerry have selected girl A. Okay, Raj,

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you have selected girl B. Raj, we will start with you.

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Girl A is not real. She is completely one hundred

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percent AI generated. I don't do this just to trick

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you into saying that you want to have sex with

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a fake AI generated woman, although that's a nice bonus.

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The main reason I'm showing you this is to show

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you the capabilities that artificial intelligence imagery has already achieved.

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Because I cannot find a single flaw.

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With that woman as far as as far as an

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AI thing goes.

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It's not like she's got six toes or some sort

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of warped something or another.

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I mean, she genuinely looks like a normal human being.

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And she didn't have crazy eyes. That's what That's what

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luws you into the all sense of comfort.

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Gotcha now, girl B? Girl B is real, So congratulations

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Jerry and Trey. Girl A is the real girl in

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this versus scenario. However, there's also a catch with Girl

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A because not only is she real, but she's also

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just happens to be a hairy only fans model who

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doesn't shave her pits or her legs.

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I'm cool with that.

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I'm not, but that wasn't in the first picture, so

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that's not on me.

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I kind of want to revisit Jerry being cool with

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the yes, but I don't know if I have the

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time or the strong stomach for it.

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Mm hmmm mm hmmm, h m hm.

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Gerry, what would you do to that? Harry Pitt?

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Mm, you're right right?

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Where would you shave the hair and collect it?

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No, that was only nail clippings and only mine.

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I'm good to know you have boundaries.

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Collecting other people's stuff. That's that's just weird.

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Okay, I just can't.

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that time of season, Daniel, and that season is, of course,

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people on their roofs decorating for the holidays. Many people

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already have decorated, which means they're going to take them

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they put up Santa Claus and his reindeer.

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Dan, it is that time of the year. Merry Christmas

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to you and everybody listening. And yes, sir, we see

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a lot of roof damage, especially around the edges of

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the people's homes. A lot of people will skirt around

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edge as they're plugging the lights around, they'll hold the

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ladder against the side of the roof and they'll damage

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the shingles all the way around the edges. So there's

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a lot of things that happen to shingles, and it

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Trey and Raj and Jerry with you inside the treehouse.

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So in the previous segment, we played versus and I

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add you guys, tell me would you rather hook up

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with Girl A or Girl B? Girl B turn out

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to be artificially uh, turn out to be AI generated photo,

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not even a real person.

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Although it looked really really real.

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Girl A was a hairy only fans model, meaning she

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has hair.

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Places in the picture you showed us.

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There was none of that.

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There was none of that.

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I know that that was the bait and switch part,

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because if you choose the AI girl, then you know,

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well you chose you know, not a real person. But

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if you choose the other girl, well you get a hairy,

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real chick. So what should you rather have?

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I And that's why I didn't tell you about both

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scenarios one hundred percent.

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I had to keep it a mystery. But now I'm

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a little.

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Inquisitive about Jerry saying he'd still choose the hairy pitted

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only fans model.

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Jerry, are you into hair? I'm not bothered by it.

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I you know, I prefer a woman that shaves her

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her legs and her pits. But if she doesn't, it

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doesn't bother me. Okay, mm hmm. It's it's not a

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it's not a fetish or a kink or anything I'm

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particularly attracted to.

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You're just.

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Weren't that weren't that furry? Really?

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I mean, I guess if you're comparing them to Robin

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Williams's arm pits, they're not that hairy.

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But you know, okay, well there might be a limit there.

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What what is your preference on woman's uh downstairs area?

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Uh? I like it neatly topiated, you know, clean, some

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or none? You'd be on you, you'd fall under some.

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Yeah, you know it's like some are all I guess some.

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Okay, interesting, Okay, So.

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If she had hairy legs, it wouldn't bother you.

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Yeah.

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Tray's faith looks like he's a producer on dateline trying

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to get to the bottom of this mystery.

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But like at night, like with the legs rubbing up

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against your legs, and it's the hair and the can't.

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If the hair is fully grown out or if it's shaved,

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it's not a problem when it runs up against you.

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It's when they have the stubble and they're raking that,

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you know, sharp edged rebar against you.

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That's where that's that's where you draw the line, right.

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But the fully grown hair out on the legs are good.

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Yeah, that's fine.

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Jerry.

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Have you ever been to France? I feel like you'd

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fit in well. I have not yet been to France,

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but that is on my on my bucket list, your

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hairy bucket list. Are you into? Uh? Are you familiar

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with castle core? Jerry? Do you know what castle core is?

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Um?

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Not familiar with it, but you might be. You just

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may not know it. Another name, Jerry, were you in.

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A seventies psa about masturbation?

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I was not old enough to do that in the seventies,

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all right, good eighties. In the eighties I would have

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been yeah, all right.

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So Jerry, you've never heard the term castle core? No,

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all right, But you're weird enough and you're into some

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weird sexual stuff, so you might actually be into this

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and just not know it by its name. Slaying a

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dragon isn't the only danger in the fantasy world. Castle

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Core is an esthetic trend inspired by medieval times. Think

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you know the world of castles and dragons? And it's

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made its way into the modern bedroom. So the new

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sex trend is castle core. Experts have warned that period

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themed coursets could impair people's ability to breathe and cause

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digestive issues when titan too far, so you might want

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to rip off that bodice. So they're saying that this

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new castle core rise in the bedroom, you need to

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be careful because it might lead to injuries. They've also

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cautioned that sex toys, especially oddly shaped ones inspired by,

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for instance, dragon genitilia, could get stuck inside the body,

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leading to a medical emergency, something that you need to

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be careful about.

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And here I am just.

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Wondering, on what date do you divulge to somebody that

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you're into dragons?

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Uh?

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You mean, for if I were the one and I

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was telling them.

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Or I think just from a general standpoint, it doesn't

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have to be specific to you. I just feel like,

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if you're on a first date, second date, third date,

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or you four months into the relationship, at what point

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in the relationship should she tell you she's into dragon.

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I think you should have had sex at least a

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couple of times, just so you know you're kind of aware.

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You know, I think I think you got a like

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third date before you right before you have sex, because

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you know, I feel like if she's been taking dragon, yes,

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but uh you need to know about that.

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I agree.

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I think I think that needs to be uh divulged

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and disclaimed very early, especially before you start making dragon whoopee.

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Because just imagine, you know, on date number three, she

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invites you back and you're and she you know, throws

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you down on the bed and then she says, I'll

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be right back. I'm gonna go slip into something more comfortable,

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and she comes out in dragon scales with a dragon

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strap on and and a blowtorch next to her mouth.

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I think I'd like to I think I'd like to

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have the opportunity to say no.

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Times very few times. Will a guy I thought, Man,

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could you have just been into BBC?

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I will say this though, if you've been, if you've

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been left wanting enough, and a woman throws you down

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on the bed and says I'll be right back, and

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she comes in dressed head to toe in dragon scales

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with a dragon strap on and a blowtorch that could

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make it look like she's breathing fire. I mean, maybe,

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just maybe, in the back of your mind, you might

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stop and think, you know what, let's just see how

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this plays out.

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Zero stars would not recommend. You don't want to.

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You don't want a Game of Thrones cosplay in the bedroom.

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Uh. In that break there after hearing.

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About Castlecore and people that are into doing it with

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dragons and stuff, or if they go to medieval times

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and just get really turned on, Uh, Raj couldn't help

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but say that this seems to be a white people's

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specific issue.

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And Raj, I realize you are.

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You are an Indian man by heritage, you are a

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Texan by birth. I understand what you're saying is in

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your culture, it's you wanna you wanna like a tiger,

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not actually a tiger.

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Right exactly.

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Okay, I can see the difference.

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Yes, I just don't know like how you go. You

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know what, Babe, I love you and we've had a

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great sex life, but I think we got to up

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it and it's like what did you have in mind?

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Like I think we're just dress up like dragons.

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Now, you are right, because a lot of people will

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say it's like, you know, a missionary is boring, but

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there's I feel like there's a lot of in between

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steps that you've got to go through before missionaries boring.

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Let spice things up until you get to one of

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the top levels of pretending that you're dragons.

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Yeah, Like that's not a Folgers commercial you're gonna see.

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It is like two people waking up in the morning

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dressed up like dragons over a couple of folders.

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I'm so hot, so hot, or.

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It's like a.

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Mesquite version of versus a dragon or the first person

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you talk to it townies, I'm.

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Gonna go with the dragon.

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That's true.

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I think that's I think that's a good idea because

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I think that's more of a sure thing, you know

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what to expect, whereas if you have to actually sleep

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with just a random person at Counties Mall. They're probably

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gonna be at the Dragon Sword store, so it things

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could get dangerous.

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Yeah, both those things could happen at the same time.

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Like you, you haven't been there.

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You are, right though, Rise and I don't And I

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don't know how it I don't know how it happens

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how And Jerry, I think you're probably the more sexually

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adventurous of the four of us. I'm just going on

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on a limb here of I've known all all of

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you guys for years, and even though Jerry, I've known

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you the least amount of time out of you, Trey

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and Raj, I I am comfortable in saying you're the

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most sexually adventurous of the four of us. I forgot

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what specifically I was going to ask, but I guess

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it's more of a general question, like how do you

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how do you bring that up in a relationship where

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it's like, you know what, I'm kind of into this,

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are you?

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Because yeah, and where do you do it? Like You're

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not like at Olive Garden, Like, hey, so mmm, I'm

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into dragon sets, more breadsticks.

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I'm like you.

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I feel I feel like I feel like that you

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bring that up if you like, if it's your plan

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to tell your significant other you're you're into role playing

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dragons and and nights and things, it would make sense

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that you go to medieval times first, and then it's

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kind of warming them up to the idea.

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Yeah, I am all right with just broaching this up.

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I mean, if that's that's something that is going to

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be part of your relationship, then you want to make sure.

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You want to make sure if you're going to bring

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it out, you want to make sure it's out in

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the open and right there on the round table for

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everyone to see. Yes, okay, I guess.

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That's all I've got.

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But do you get to pick which character you are? Like,

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I don't know how this works, Like, I mean, I'm Lancelot,

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I'm King Arthur. Yeah, I'm a fifth level mage.

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I don't.

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I think a lot of I feel like a lot

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of people may have thought that Dungeons and Dragons may

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have been like like an orgy thing for a while.

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It depends on the group, And there you have it.

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It is D versus D and D orgies.

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It's just depends on D and D D.

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I just.

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I just, uh, yeah, I I still like just normal

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good sex like that. It hasn't gotten boring enough for

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me to be like, hey, hold on, I'll be right back.

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I'm gonna go dress like a bat real quick.

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It actually does beg the question how much sex do

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you have to have had before you start saying, you

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know what, this is just really boring. I'd like to

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go put on my dragon outfit.

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I mean, you know, you gotta have enough time to

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explore everything that's considered vanilla.

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You know, yeah, my pay for ice cream I'm good with.

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I'm good with vanilla. I'll throw I'll throw some sprinkles

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on it to spice it up. But it's not like

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I'm I'm not coming out like in an armored suit

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to Marvin Gays. Let's get it on like I can't.

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I can't do that.

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No, you're not gonna walk on. Oh yeah, maybe here

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it is. I am your knight and shining armor.

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Except the problem is, oh no, it's a dragon in

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the bedroom.

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I forgot to take the cod piece all. Oh oh yeah,

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Jerry's house on Fridays?

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Is this why y'all like Game of Thrones?

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I mean I didn't.

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I never looked at it that way, but you know

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through a certain lens.

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Yeah, I can, I can kind of.

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That's where that castle coursed it. And here's what you

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also have to understand, like they weren't. They didn't bathe

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a lot back then, so.

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Yeah, I don't know how time period accurate you have

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to be in this because they also probably didn't shave

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a lot of areas either.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, So now you just got a stinky, hairy lady

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dressed like a dragon.

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Like, that's just not although there and actually might come

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in handy because women back then in the medieval times

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probably didn't shave a whole lot of areas.

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So if your role.

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Playing dragon, you can breathe some fire and scort some

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of that unnecessary hair away.

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If you were in the dragon thing, then Bruce Leroy

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had to be the most dissipate winning careever.

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The last yag.

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I'll tell you, let's change it up from dragon sex

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to just normal allergic sex. In a story that I'm

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still not one hundred percent sure is true, a United

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Kingdom woman was hospitalized after sex triggered her nut allergy.

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The food or.

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The where did?

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Where?

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Did she swell up?

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In all the areas you would expect. A twenty year

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old woman in the United Kingdom experienced a severe allergic

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reaction after unprotected sex with an and with whom she

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was in a monogamous long term relationship. She experienced itching

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and swelling on her downstairs areas. She also broke out

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into hives, and she had difficulty breathing. I'm sorry, but

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if I'm the guy, I'm high five in myself because I.

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Feel a good job.

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Uh.

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Now, here's here's where it twists and turns just a

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little bit more.

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Now.

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She knew that she had a nut allergy, and she

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knew that her partner had eaten nuts earlier in the day,

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but he made sure to bathe and clean his teeth

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and even under his fingernails before they before they got

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romantic with one another. So where was the nut allergy

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coming from?

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Yeah? M gotcha.

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So when I read the headline, a United Kingdom woman

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was hospitalized after sex triggered her nut allergy and you're

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wondering which.

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Nut it's both? Bravo.

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I mean, that's that right there. That's an accomplishment, you know.

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Oh God.

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After visiting the hospital, her doctor suspected that her partners

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stuff had traces of nut allergens, triggering her allergic response.

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The doctors conducted a skin prick test, that's that's what

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they call it, not a pun, that's what they call it,

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00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:48.559
using her partner's goodies as a control sample. One was

486
00:29:48.599 --> 00:29:52.240
collected before he ate nuts and one after. And then

487
00:29:53.079 --> 00:29:55.680
the tests confirmed that the nut allergies were the cause

488
00:29:55.720 --> 00:30:04.200
of her partner's stuff as the delivery system. Her symptoms,

489
00:30:04.200 --> 00:30:06.640
by the way, improved forty five minutes after taking in

490
00:30:06.680 --> 00:30:12.039
any histamine. So maybe it's a good idea, gentlemen, if

491
00:30:12.440 --> 00:30:15.440
if you're on the prow or just in general, to

492
00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:17.880
make sure you keep some any histamines in the medicine

493
00:30:17.920 --> 00:30:19.279
cabinet just in case.

494
00:30:21.079 --> 00:30:22.880
But can you you know, we're guys, like, can you

495
00:30:22.880 --> 00:30:24.599
imagine just being at the bar loo? Yeah, man, I

496
00:30:24.680 --> 00:30:27.400
banged her into anaphylaxis. What I'm talking about?

497
00:30:28.880 --> 00:30:31.680
Even here, the doctors told her that they recommended not

498
00:30:31.759 --> 00:30:35.039
only carrying around any histamines at all times, but also

499
00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:36.880
to that but also that she needed to get an.

500
00:30:36.799 --> 00:30:41.079
Epipin for the really wild nights.

501
00:30:43.480 --> 00:30:44.240
Backdoor action.

502
00:30:44.359 --> 00:30:55.119
Then Yeah, Now, I didn't have a woman being hospitalized

503
00:30:57.200 --> 00:31:01.599
after her sex triggered a nut allergy on my twenty

504
00:31:01.640 --> 00:31:06.200
twenty five Bingo card, and I definitely didn't have it

505
00:31:06.319 --> 00:31:10.440
on my bingo card as the type of nuts specifically

506
00:31:10.480 --> 00:31:14.319
that she's allergic to the type of nuts specifically she's

507
00:31:14.400 --> 00:31:14.960
allergic to.

508
00:31:16.319 --> 00:31:18.400
Go ahead, Trey, I know you know it. I know

509
00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:19.039
you're thinking it.

510
00:31:22.359 --> 00:31:35.160
Let me guess brazil nut. It has to be.

511
00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:50.200
When you absolutely positively wanta wreck, you're a woman's brazil

512
00:31:50.319 --> 00:32:03.480
nuts except no substitutes. In case I don't say it enough,

513
00:32:03.759 --> 00:32:06.519
I just want to tell you, guys, I really can

514
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love this show.

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those areas. Let's not get adventurous in the bedroom with

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and you bring the fire department out unnecessarily. Let's just,

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you know, maybe just a big lighter and no aquinetic.

531
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Tone it down a little bit. Today is Fred Day,

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January seventeenth, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate with some birthdays.

533
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Oh crap, what is a tray?

534
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Yes, a big, big lighter and a black cat, hey man.

535
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Today is Fred Day, January seventeen, twenty twenty four. Let's

536
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celebrate with some birthdays. Roz, she's talking about Sammy Davis Junior.

537
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Okay, spiking true.

538
00:34:06.319 --> 00:34:10.719
Connor Cruz turns twenty nine today. I'm sorry, he's thirty today.

539
00:34:11.039 --> 00:34:14.199
Connor Cruise is thirty. He's one of the Tom Cruise

540
00:34:14.199 --> 00:34:18.719
and Nicole Kidman kids. He was in a couple of movies. Actually,

541
00:34:18.800 --> 00:34:20.800
not sure he's done anything recently, but he was in

542
00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:23.840
Will Smith's movie Seven Pounds back in two thousand and eight,

543
00:34:24.400 --> 00:34:27.719
and he was in the Red Dawn reboot back in

544
00:34:27.880 --> 00:34:31.039
twenty twelve with Chris Hymnsworth. So Connor Cruise is thirty today.

545
00:34:32.920 --> 00:34:37.480
Kelly Marie Tran is thirty six. She was in a

546
00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:42.159
couple of the New Star Wars films as Rose. She

547
00:34:42.320 --> 00:34:47.400
was in the second one and the third one, and

548
00:34:48.880 --> 00:34:51.559
fans really hated her in the second one for some reason.

549
00:34:51.599 --> 00:34:53.400
It's like one of those things where the fans get

550
00:34:53.440 --> 00:34:56.079
like the Star Wars toxic fan base. They didn't like

551
00:34:56.440 --> 00:34:59.480
her and because honestly, I don't even know why Evan

552
00:34:59.519 --> 00:35:01.039
Love had had only the fact to do with the

553
00:35:01.079 --> 00:35:04.280
fact that she was Asian or what, but the reaction

554
00:35:04.360 --> 00:35:07.320
to her character is something was so bad in the

555
00:35:07.320 --> 00:35:11.199
second New Star Wars one that she had a massively

556
00:35:11.280 --> 00:35:13.599
reduced role in the final one.

557
00:35:13.960 --> 00:35:16.800
You have all the things that were to be pissed

558
00:35:16.840 --> 00:35:19.440
off about about those movies that was not the one.

559
00:35:19.280 --> 00:35:22.159
I would picked, agreed.

560
00:35:23.199 --> 00:35:27.159
Calvin Harris, Scottish DJ, who at one point was with

561
00:35:27.239 --> 00:35:27.920
Taylor Swift.

562
00:35:27.960 --> 00:35:29.320
He's made it to forty one today.

563
00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:33.519
Former NBA superstar from the Miami Heat and one of

564
00:35:33.559 --> 00:35:36.920
the all time great floppers of the NBA. Dwayne Wade

565
00:35:37.000 --> 00:35:41.440
is forty three. I'll never forget NBA legend Dwayne Wade,

566
00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:45.440
who hurt his shoulder so bad in a basketball game

567
00:35:46.559 --> 00:35:48.719
that when he returned to the court it was in

568
00:35:48.760 --> 00:35:53.639
a wheelchair for a shoulder injury.

569
00:35:56.039 --> 00:35:56.280
Yep.

570
00:35:58.159 --> 00:36:03.840
It from Dancing with the Stars. Maxim Chimarowski is forty

571
00:36:03.880 --> 00:36:08.360
five today. Actress Zoey Deschanel is also forty five today,

572
00:36:08.400 --> 00:36:11.480
probably best known as Jessica Day on New Girl, but

573
00:36:11.639 --> 00:36:14.400
she was also the older sister and almost famous. She

574
00:36:14.480 --> 00:36:20.440
was the Gimbals employee and love interest in Elf, which

575
00:36:20.559 --> 00:36:24.440
Trey and Raj hate. Jerry, Where do you fall on

576
00:36:24.480 --> 00:36:26.360
the Elf controversy? Do you like the movie Elf?

577
00:36:27.320 --> 00:36:29.280
I like it? Okay, it's not my favorite, but I

578
00:36:29.320 --> 00:36:30.639
like it just curious.

579
00:36:32.000 --> 00:36:35.159
Kid Rock is fifty four today. Kid Rock fifty four.

580
00:36:35.719 --> 00:36:40.719
At one time rock and hip hop rock kingpen Kid

581
00:36:40.800 --> 00:36:46.400
Rock now a political activist he is is fifty four

582
00:36:46.760 --> 00:36:50.760
years old today. Speaking of politics, Michelle Obama, former First Lady,

583
00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:57.480
sixty one. Jim Carrey turns sixty three and this next birthday.

584
00:36:57.480 --> 00:36:59.760
We had to be careful here because this could have

585
00:36:59.760 --> 00:37:02.320
been the number of people as if the previous two

586
00:37:02.360 --> 00:37:10.000
political figures weren't possibly offensive enough. Susannah Hoffs, the singer

587
00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:13.480
for the Bengals, is sixty six today. The reason she

588
00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:18.800
is so controversial is because of her looks. The fact

589
00:37:18.840 --> 00:37:22.360
that Susannah Hoffs is sixty six years old is truly

590
00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:29.000
mind boggling because she does not look sixty six.

591
00:37:30.159 --> 00:37:32.559
No, I'm not even close to it. I follow her

592
00:37:32.599 --> 00:37:35.880
on Instagram. I am shocked that she is that old.

593
00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:42.719
Agreed, I'm trying to find a decent photo here that

594
00:37:42.760 --> 00:37:46.119
you can get an idea of what she looks like now.

595
00:37:46.199 --> 00:37:47.119
And it really is.

596
00:37:47.599 --> 00:37:50.440
It's you know how they say it's unfair to like

597
00:37:50.639 --> 00:37:54.679
beauty standards on women these days and everything, It's true.

598
00:37:54.679 --> 00:37:56.880
Suzanna Hoffs is one of those that it's it's not

599
00:37:57.039 --> 00:37:58.119
fair for most people.

600
00:37:59.119 --> 00:37:59.440
Wow.

601
00:37:59.559 --> 00:38:02.400
Yeah, was watching the TV show the new TV show

602
00:38:02.440 --> 00:38:06.239
doc which is really good, and Scott Wolf is on

603
00:38:06.280 --> 00:38:09.039
that from you guys remember him from a Party of five.

604
00:38:09.000 --> 00:38:11.039
Yeah, I remember him. He's the one that looked sort

605
00:38:11.079 --> 00:38:12.440
of like Tom Cruise's little brother.

606
00:38:13.079 --> 00:38:18.360
Yeah, he still looks the exact same, Like it's uncanny good.

607
00:38:18.760 --> 00:38:22.280
It's like Ralph Mancio being ninety three, like nobody would guess.

608
00:38:22.880 --> 00:38:26.000
Definitely not Mancio's ninety three years old.

609
00:38:26.239 --> 00:38:30.159
I know. It's like, because real quick, let me show

610
00:38:30.159 --> 00:38:33.519
you this. There it is, let me show you.

611
00:38:33.719 --> 00:38:36.679
This is from Susannah Hop's official Facebook page.

612
00:38:39.119 --> 00:38:43.239
Sixty six. And honestly, that's not even the best photo

613
00:38:43.280 --> 00:38:43.880
I've seen of her.

614
00:38:45.000 --> 00:38:47.239
Yeah, that's not That's not a great one. She looks

615
00:38:47.239 --> 00:38:57.000
like a really bad realed her. Yeah.

616
00:38:57.039 --> 00:39:01.079
You mentioned Ralph Maccio and I remember, like Ralph Macchio

617
00:39:01.159 --> 00:39:06.000
in Cobra Kai is older than mister Miagi was in

618
00:39:06.039 --> 00:39:07.719
the first Karate Kid.

619
00:39:08.480 --> 00:39:12.360
Yes, and I think I've said this before and Karate

620
00:39:12.440 --> 00:39:16.199
Kid two, when they started filming, they had to delay

621
00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:18.400
production for two weeks because he had just had his

622
00:39:18.480 --> 00:39:23.079
third kid and he's supposed to be just out of

623
00:39:23.119 --> 00:39:23.599
high school.

624
00:39:25.480 --> 00:39:27.920
Hollywood, man, they really know how to d age people

625
00:39:28.000 --> 00:39:30.079
like they do it now with CGI and make an

626
00:39:30.079 --> 00:39:32.880
older person look younger. Back then, they just said, no,

627
00:39:33.039 --> 00:39:35.800
that person's fourteen, even though they're clearly thirty eight.

628
00:39:37.880 --> 00:39:40.800
On nine two. And Gabriel Cartereis that played Andrea was

629
00:39:40.840 --> 00:39:43.679
three years younger than the dad I played, mister.

630
00:39:43.480 --> 00:39:50.280
Walsh, Hollywood really is full of some massive tricks. Other

631
00:39:50.320 --> 00:39:52.880
birthdays today, Steve Harvey is sixty eight.

632
00:39:55.159 --> 00:39:55.559
Wow.

633
00:39:56.920 --> 00:40:00.480
Mick Taylor, former Rolling Stones guitarist, is seven twenty six.

634
00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:03.039
Mariy Povich is eighty six today.

635
00:40:03.599 --> 00:40:07.920
Wow. Wow. He just retired a few years ago.

636
00:40:08.400 --> 00:40:11.920
Yeah, he would think that you are or not the

637
00:40:11.960 --> 00:40:14.840
father wave like a surfer.

638
00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:15.480
Yeah.

639
00:40:15.480 --> 00:40:17.679
I think it's like barely a year and a half

640
00:40:17.840 --> 00:40:20.480
right that he retired, like the last show.

641
00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:26.280
And the amazing thing is, at one time he was

642
00:40:26.320 --> 00:40:27.920
actually a respected journalist.

643
00:40:28.079 --> 00:40:33.800
Yes, and they say people can't change.

644
00:40:36.119 --> 00:40:38.480
He married Connie Chung and just went like, eet.

645
00:40:42.280 --> 00:40:44.360
She's an episode. She was like, I'm retiring.

646
00:40:51.639 --> 00:40:53.760
You're here. The Treathouse.

647
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Listen is online Treethouse on Air dot com.

648
00:41:14.760 --> 00:41:16.320
You're in the Treehouse.

649
00:41:17.079 --> 00:41:33.159
Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.

650
00:41:33.199 --> 00:41:35.679
If you miss any part of the Treehouse show, you

651
00:41:35.760 --> 00:41:41.199
can catch up with the Treehouse podcast, available on all

652
00:41:41.239 --> 00:41:46.280
major platforms like Spotify, iHeartRadio, app, Apple Podcast, Pandora, Amazon Music,

653
00:41:46.360 --> 00:41:49.719
and more, or just go to Treehouse on Air dot com.

654
00:41:49.719 --> 00:41:51.119
That's Treehouse on Air.

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00:41:52.960 --> 00:42:03.679
Dot com.

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We are for those that follow this show for any

657
00:42:06.760 --> 00:42:11.159
amount of time. We are huge supporters of our police

658
00:42:11.239 --> 00:42:15.280
and fire first responder community. There are times though, where

659
00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:18.920
even though we support them, we have to be fair

660
00:42:19.239 --> 00:42:25.199
and come down hard on them on occasion, as in

661
00:42:25.199 --> 00:42:29.039
this situation from Florida. The Florida police officer crashed his

662
00:42:29.079 --> 00:42:32.840
police cruiser while watching porn at the wheel.

663
00:42:36.519 --> 00:42:38.840
Well, at least he wasn't texting.

664
00:42:42.039 --> 00:42:44.159
There's one thing about the Treehouse we will find a

665
00:42:44.199 --> 00:42:54.159
silver lining. The Florida deputy has resigned after body camera

666
00:42:54.199 --> 00:42:57.960
footage revealed the real reason he got into a car

667
00:42:58.000 --> 00:43:02.280
accident while on duty. Reason he was watching porn on

668
00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:06.400
his phone while he was driving. Those damn buddy cams,

669
00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:09.159
they they really do catch everything.

670
00:43:13.960 --> 00:43:15.440
She heard that taser deploy and.

671
00:43:28.559 --> 00:43:30.320
Yeah, I think, I think if you're gonna drive around

672
00:43:30.360 --> 00:43:32.920
in your police cruiser and and you're gonna spank it

673
00:43:33.199 --> 00:43:35.119
uh in the car, it might be a good idea

674
00:43:35.159 --> 00:43:38.960
to take the utility belt off so you don't accidentally

675
00:43:39.079 --> 00:43:40.239
set anything off.

676
00:43:40.679 --> 00:43:42.800
It was Heaven forbid. You know, you get get your

677
00:43:42.840 --> 00:43:48.199
legs kicking and going really good and or worse.

678
00:43:51.760 --> 00:43:52.840
Move the pepper sprint.

679
00:44:00.800 --> 00:44:01.199
Uh.

680
00:44:01.440 --> 00:44:03.920
Just and if you think that was bad, just imagine

681
00:44:03.920 --> 00:44:05.360
how awkward it was for his partner.

682
00:44:10.280 --> 00:44:14.360
The worst episode of the Rookie the Rookie Effort.

683
00:44:22.039 --> 00:44:32.480
Dude, come on, put it away. But I don't want

684
00:44:32.719 --> 00:44:34.800
the way I was. I was gonna go ahead, Trey.

685
00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:37.280
But I don't want to get any more donuts.

686
00:44:41.719 --> 00:44:41.960
I was.

687
00:44:42.000 --> 00:44:43.719
I was about to, I was about to close up

688
00:44:43.760 --> 00:44:45.960
the treehouse. But there's a little bit more on this

689
00:44:46.039 --> 00:44:47.559
story that I that I want to share with you,

690
00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:52.239
just just a few, a few more tips. The Lake

691
00:44:52.360 --> 00:44:55.599
County deputy was driving around in his police cruiser on duty,

692
00:44:56.039 --> 00:44:59.159
wearing his body cam and watching porn on his phone,

693
00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:06.719
supposedly to pass time and not answering emergency calls. The deputy, though,

694
00:45:06.800 --> 00:45:09.800
he did not notice that while he was driving his

695
00:45:09.840 --> 00:45:14.559
police cruiser and watching porn and his body cam recording,

696
00:45:15.320 --> 00:45:17.360
he did not notice there was a woman in a

697
00:45:17.400 --> 00:45:22.119
car who had stopped in front of him. And the

698
00:45:22.159 --> 00:45:24.280
reason why the woman in front of him had stopped

699
00:45:24.599 --> 00:45:27.920
was because there was a school bus ahead unloading children.

700
00:45:35.639 --> 00:45:41.800
And what was his excuse, Oh, the brakes locked up.

701
00:45:43.119 --> 00:45:43.639
They did.

702
00:45:45.920 --> 00:45:50.400
After he rear ended the woman's car, he checked on her.

703
00:45:50.800 --> 00:45:53.719
He apologized, sounding very embarrassed, but rather than tell her

704
00:45:53.760 --> 00:45:56.039
he didn't see that she was stopped because he was

705
00:45:56.039 --> 00:45:58.639
too busy watching porn, he instead said that his brakes

706
00:45:58.639 --> 00:46:02.000
had locked up. Further in investigation by internal Affairs about

707
00:46:02.000 --> 00:46:07.639
this found this to be utter horse hockey. It was

708
00:46:07.679 --> 00:46:09.880
all right there the video provided by the camera. Sitting

709
00:46:09.880 --> 00:46:13.519
in the middle of his chest. There was a steering wheel.

710
00:46:13.760 --> 00:46:16.960
There was a steering wheel that's holding that. One hand

711
00:46:17.000 --> 00:46:18.800
is holding the steering wheel, and the other there's the

712
00:46:18.840 --> 00:46:21.440
phone that he was watching porn.

713
00:46:21.239 --> 00:46:27.519
On, probably the last time he visited backdoor MILFs.

714
00:46:29.440 --> 00:46:31.639
Maybe for bringing up an important aspect tray.

715
00:46:32.079 --> 00:46:35.159
The story does not say what type of porny was watching,

716
00:46:35.199 --> 00:46:38.480
because porn is so good that you're watching it not

717
00:46:38.679 --> 00:46:41.239
only at work, but you're a police officer and you

718
00:46:41.320 --> 00:46:44.320
don't notice a woman stopped in front of you, so

719
00:46:44.440 --> 00:46:46.280
you rear into her and you don't notice. The reason

720
00:46:46.360 --> 00:46:49.239
she stopped is because a bus is unloading school children.

721
00:46:49.639 --> 00:46:50.840
How good is that porn?

722
00:46:51.519 --> 00:46:52.199
Links? Please?

723
00:46:54.880 --> 00:46:56.960
She probably just said hey, Ricky, and all of a sudden,

724
00:46:57.000 --> 00:47:04.199
he went, I.

725
00:47:04.199 --> 00:47:05.440
Saw what you were doing.

726
00:47:08.480 --> 00:47:10.039
Next time words with friends.

727
00:47:11.800 --> 00:47:14.159
I'm just glad you're doing it in your own patrol car.

728
00:47:18.199 --> 00:47:20.199
You just didn't realize that was dispatch.

729
00:47:23.880 --> 00:47:25.320
Again, Ricky Jesus.

730
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it's at the Dan O'mley. For Trey, it's at Trey

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Trendholm One. For Raj it's at Comedian Raj. And for Jerry,

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it's at that Jerry guy. We'll see you Monday, right

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