Oct. 9, 2024

I Won't Have What She's Having | Wednesday 10.09.24

I Won't Have What She's Having | Wednesday 10.09.24

We start off today by talking about a wedding Trey officiated, then we talk about a bizarre story where a woman finds out her late husband was cheating and does the oddest thing.  They're remaking Naked Gun with Liam Neeson and The Running Man with...

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We start off today by talking about a wedding Trey officiated, then we talk about a bizarre story where a woman finds out her late husband was cheating and does the oddest thing. They're remaking Naked Gun with Liam Neeson and The Running Man with Glen Powell, how much does the American Dream cost these days, and we get another visit from Luke Bryan telling us more stories behind famous country songs.

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It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh with

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us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trade

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Trenholm and Raj Sharman, appreciate you being with us today.

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Lots and lots and lots to get to, including a

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Treehouse movie, news, and one woman finding out such a

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shocking secret about her husband that she did something even

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more shocking. Lots of shocking things inside the Treehouse coming

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up today, But today we're first going to start with

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speaking of husbands and wives and things. Trey, you are

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coming off of a wedding on Sunday. We haven't had

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a chance to really cover that at all. Now have

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you officiated a wedding before?

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I had done one before, But like, literally there were

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four people involved of like the couple and two witnesses,

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and that was it.

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When you're doing your first officiating, when you're marrying your

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first couple, a nice, small intimate ceremony is definitely preferred

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as opposed to a large group where there's a lot

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more pressure.

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Yeah, And when I agreed to this thing, this one,

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I thought it was going to be kind of a

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small intimate deal and it was two hundred.

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People sorry, I just turned into Santa Claus.

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But for some people that is small if you haven't yeah,

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I mean I but when Neil got married in Houston,

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there was yep, I think there was over close to

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five hundred.

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What yeah, oh sorry Indian wedding right, yep? Okay, So

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is that where I mean? I don't have I'm not

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very well versed in the Indian community. Raj, You're about

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all I got. But I mean, I know a little

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bit about Indian culture. You've You've shared a lot with

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me over the years that we've known each other, and

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I know Indian weddings are extravagant affairs, yes, but five

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hundred gets So does that mean they just invite everyone

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that they go to like worship with. Is it the

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whole neighborhood? Is it? Is it the entire extended family

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flying in from India type of thing.

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There's family coming in from India, There's family that came

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in from the UK, there's family that came in from Canada,

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there's family that came in from South Africa, and then

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her family that was coming in from the UK and

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India and Canada, and then friends. So it's five hundred

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people at the wedding, and the reception at night I

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think was half that. I think it was two fifty. Wow.

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All right, so at least tre you weren't thrown into

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that much of a fire. But still, two hundred people.

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Two hundred people is a lot for a white wedding.

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The weddings that I've officiated, you know, I've done a

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handful on the radio, and those are intimate affairs, thank god.

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My first regular wedding officiating was just the couple and me,

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so very low maintenance, so if I something up, it

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didn't matter. They were friends, and then it didn't matter.

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Now I do them pretty regularly, and it might be

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anywhere from just a couple, or it might be sixty

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seventy people. Are you there not two hundred?

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Yeah? Are you the reverend O'Malley? Is that what you do?

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I am the Reverend dan on Alley.

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That's right. Remember that bit we used to do on

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Saturday Nights years and years ago on Live one O

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five three. Hi, I'm father O'Malley. Now I am in

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this case life imitated the art if you want to

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call that old bit art.

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Yeah.

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Someone addressed me as ministry and I was like, eh, technically.

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Yeah, it's reverend. Yeah, it's Reverend m Effort.

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Minister. Wow, I would never I would never think to

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call you that. Well, that's awesome.

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Yeah, it was fun. It was Uh, he's been a

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friend of mine. We work together at the IVY and

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he has been sober like twenty years and he helped

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me out when I was getting sober, and he's now

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a manager at Alberne's and so it was. It was

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a lot of fun. There were a lot of you know,

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people I knew there and there were a lot of

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shock people. And I was standing up there doing the wedding.

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Why were they Why were they shocked you were officiating

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the wedding.

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Well, they they had no idea that, you know. I mean,

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they've just known me from you know, the bar business

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and industry stuff like that. They just and I'm not

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exactly holy material.

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You know, it actually makes sense because working in the

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service industry with you, Trey, just working with you period,

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I can understand someone's surprise that someone who says God

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as much as you do being a man of God

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is pretty ironic.

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Yeah.

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Uh yeah, that's one of the that's one of my

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favorite words as well. I like it. It's very Uh, it's

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very effective.

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Most people know my other favorite word too, exactly lend

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itself to holy things.

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Yeah. I think it may actually be one of the

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few dirty words that is not in the Bible. Yeah,

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but the but the book, according to Trey, sure it is.

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So I can imagine if if if they were to

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do like a third edition of the Bible, because you

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have the Old Testament, the New Testament, if you want

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to have the next one, and you want to include

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the book, according to Trey, and it'd be the first

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letter to the.

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They were next to the Corinthians.

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Yeah, everyone got it that day. Yeah, Trey's tablets take

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on a different look. But so so you you two

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hundred people officiated that wedding. That's that's a lot of

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that's a lot of stress.

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Yeah, it was anxiety, it was. And of course, you know,

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it was supposed to have a lob mic and one

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of the clip on mics that you know, you clip

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onto your tie or your suit jacket whatever. Of course,

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the uh that didn't work. So I'm having to hold

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a handheld mic with my folder with the service, and

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it had been stagnant all day, but right as the

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service starts.

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Wind.

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Just to blow your pages around. Uh huh, So maybe

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another trick I should have told you about. And I

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have to do it on the island here when I

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officiate weddings, as I have my folder. But what I

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do is just in case we get an island rain

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that pops in, is I put them in clear sleeves

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so in case it rains, it doesn't ruin the script.

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I can still read through it or just kind of

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wipe it off with my hand. The other thing it

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does is it weights the pages down a little bit

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so the breeze doesn't whip the pages in and then

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I get lost.

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That would have been a very helpful tip.

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But got through it, and well I'd be the subject

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of your second letter to.

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The You were kind enough to help me out with

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the script and the service, because obviously you've done quite

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a few and it was a big hit. Had a few.

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There was a pretty large age gap between the two

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of them, so a few had a few jokes in there.

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How big of an age gap are we talking?

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Uh close to thirty years?

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Wow?

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Wow?

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So here you are officiating a wedding with two hundred people.

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I'm assuming it was the groom that's thirty years older

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than the bride. Yes, did you? And as the officiant,

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did you you? In sort of a perfectly timed amber alert,

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I put an.

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Amber alert joke in there. I wanted to, but I

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realized that the eighteen year old sound guy I used

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kind of air quotes with sound guy. Uh, I was

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not going to trust him too. But yeah, but uh

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put an amber alert joke in there, you know, joke

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and make.

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Sure and make sure you get full consent from her

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parents because she's probably not old enough to do it

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on her own.

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Said prom must have been awkward people passing her notes

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saying link twice if you need.

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Help, and it's a it's a day wedding, I'm assuming

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because she can't be out too late.

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Well there there, Now you know they've been together for

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seven years.

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So now, how how hard into the paint on the

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age jokes did you go?

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Like?

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Like did you decide? Like when is it weird? When

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you guys like trying to think how to phrase the

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this and and make it land? Uh So, now that

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you guys are married, you're gonna have an interesting future

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with this age gap. Just remember that when you pick

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her up from daycare, you tell everyone that works there.

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It's okay, she's my wife. I uh is there is

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there a husband's line at school when you drop off

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the kids.

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Well there's also you know, because they now they have

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two children and everything else. But I I came close

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to throwing in some jokes about like, you know, in

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about five years, you're gonna have starting him around the.

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House and the two kids when they're at there, when

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when they're at their games or whatever their activities, people like, hey.

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Man, your grandpa is.

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Your mom's high Your grandpa's the sweetest.

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Really, it really seems like your grandpa and your mom

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have a really weird relationship. I'm so glad your wedding

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went well.

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Trey.

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Go to Fairleas dot org. I just lost my entire

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train of thought. Luckily I remember it now because I

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was shocked when I saw this headline when Trey sent

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it to me, and I don't know if I can

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ever fully recover from it. So what I'm gonna do

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with you now is I'm just going to share with

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you the headline of the story that Trey sent. Are

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you guys ready?

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Yep?

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All right? Here we go.

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You know what actually see?

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This may need some music.

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I'll find it in a second.

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Here you go.

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I thought my marriage was perfect, but after my husband died.

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I discovered his depraved secret life and felt so mad

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with rage that I ate his ashes in revenge.

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What thank you?

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Yeah?

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Let that sink in right?

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Oh?

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I found some found some music.

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Here, here we go.

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I thought my marriage was perfect, but after my husband died,

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I discovered his depraved secret life and felt so mad

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with rage that I ate his ashes in revenge. This

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is from the Widow's Guide to Dead Bastards by Jessica Waite.

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It's out now and published by a Tree of Books.

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His ashes? Who did she have him turn into frosted flakes? Like?

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How do you do that?

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You know what? That's a good question, roj. Let's find out.

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Jessica Wait's perfect marriage perished long before the abrupt death

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of her husband. She just didn't know it. Her idyllic

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life came crashing down when Shawn, her husband of seventeen years,

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died suddenly from a heart attack on a business trip

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to Texas. Then, as Jessica waited, grief stricken through funeral

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arrangements and struggled to care for their nine year old son,

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her world was upended for a second time. It was

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just days after Shawn's death that Jessica discovered he'd been

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hiding a disturbing secret lying in bed at home in Calgary, Canada.

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She opened Shawn's iPad to search for the phone number

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of the Houston hospital where his body was being stored,

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but Jessica only made it as far as is typing

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ho when the search window auto filled with words Houston escorts. Confused,

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she scrolled through the search history, and a stream of

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disturbing past queries flashed up locations girls services prices. Over

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the following months, Jessica would discover that the man she

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thought of as a loyal husband had been a relentless

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user of prostitutes, had conducted numerous affairs, and had frequently

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worked through the night to curate a sprawling collection of

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depraved images on his personal computer. The industrial scale of

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Sean's infidelity and obsession perpetrated over so many years, it's

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revealed in Jessica's extraordinary new book, The Widow's Guide to

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Dead Bastards. In some ways, the betrayal of their marriage

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is the oldest story in the world, but at the

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heart of Jessica's remarkable testimony is Show's dissent into a

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very modern abyss and all absorbing interest in Internet driven

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sex and pornography, which consumed him and very nearly Jessica

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herself as she struggled to confront the truth Horn had

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cannibalized their relationships. She writes, the world Shawn built on

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the surfaces, career, our family, our beautiful home, all of

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that was matched in size and scope by his subterranean activity.

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M Ganian.

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Yeah. Yet, one of the most remarkable aspects of Jessica's

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story is the fact that she somehow managed to forgive

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him after the shock of the iPad revelation. The next

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blow came and she which she attempted to deal a

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series of overdue credit card bills for Shawn's work trips,

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which seemed to involve expensive hotels and room service. She

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requested itemized receipts from the hotels and the hope she

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could claim thousands of dollars back from Shawn's employer, but

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the receipts when they arrived, damning breakfasts for two bottles

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of prosecco, everything ordered in pairs. In horror, Jessica went

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to a mutual friend and explained she suspected Sean had

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brought escorts back to his room, but the friend had

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more bad news for her. She revealed that Sean had

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confided that he'd also been having an affair with someone

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he'd met through work. As Jessica explains in the book,

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the truth began to overwhelm her, driving her mad. One day,

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as she battled to contain her mounting fury, she cut

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open the bag containing Sean's ashes, carried them into her garden,

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and mixed a portion of them with dog feces before

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throwing the sordid mixture into the trash. She reflects by saying,

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I've desecrated the remains of my partner in life. But then,

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in despair and guilt, she took more of his ashes

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and actually ate them.

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Why did you? Why did you go to like a

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scary movie guy voice at that part, put some dog

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faces on it, and then she had a guilt ate them?

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That was awesome?

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And what did she hope to accomplish by eating them?

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Man?

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I really wish I had thought of a good punchline

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for that question. I was so enthralled by this story,

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I wasn't even thinking of I guess.

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I guess the whole idea would be like he was

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inside so many people. This is her last chance to

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be inside her.

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She was finally going to trap him into monogamy.

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But what half? Because the others in dog poop?

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No, she threw that in the trash. Yeah, that's bad enough.

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Yeah, so she poured a bunch of it on the

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dog poop and through the trash. And so she's only

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getting half her husband, right, right.

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All she got anyway.

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For her husband and all of that.

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Speaking of getting more things into your life, I think

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I need to go see if I can find this

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book on Amazon where the lady talks about how adulterous

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her husband was and then getting so mad at him

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after the fact that she decides to eat his ashes, Yeah.

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That is I don't even know. I mean, I don't

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know how you do that. Like, but yeah, both my

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parents cremated and so you know, we we like take

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the ashes to India and do the Holy Ganges River thing,

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and uh, it's it. I don't know how you bacon

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in something. I don't know how there's.

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Yeah, I guess you could do that. You could like

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mix it like a cinnamon roll or maybe some crescent rolls.

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Yeah, one of the things. And obviously Raj, you know

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this is uh it's not like the sand like you

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see in the movies. It's chunky.

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Yeah, and there's a bone and stuff in it.

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And so I'm like, well, can't you just put that

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in the ninja like the food processor, you can make

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a broth.

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Maybe, yeah, you can do do a delicious human sean

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bone broth broth of Sean.

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No this making a nice big bowl of chili.

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Yeah, there you go, that's just no beans.

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All Sean.

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Moving.

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The fact she's that crazy makes you think that maybe, uh,

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he was seeking comfort in other women because she would

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she's bouncing.

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Off the walls. Yeah, he wanted someone bouncing on him.

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Yeah, well, yeah, because it's hard to get her to

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bounce on you if she's bouncing off the walls, because

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that's dangerous.

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But I've never uh, that is the wildest story I

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think I've ever heard. I've never heard anything that bizarre.

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I think that that is such a wild story. Not

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only do I want to read the book, I want

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to see if someone will make a movie out of it.

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Oh no, yeah, you were talking about creussent Rolls. I

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was like, what are you goin to? I mean, what

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are you gonna call it? Like Pillsbury Sean? I don't know,

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I don't know you would give that, give that movie title?

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And who plays Sean?

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Well there, There's there's so many options out there. But

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I mean, I think I think a nice product tie

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in would be Lunchables, but they're Shawnables, Seawan and Hoy.

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Speaking of movie, I saw this a couple of days ago,

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and me and I got excited about it because I'm

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a fan of eighties action movies. It's what I grew

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up on. I grew up on the Swartzeneger movies, the

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Stallone movies, the Van Damp all this stuff. Love eighties

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action movies. But I'm a little scared when they start

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remaking films that I that are near and dear to

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my heart right now. Another realization I've had recently is

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that I'm a big fan of Glenn Powell. He was

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the guy that played Hangman in the Top Gun remake,

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which was of course one of the iconic eighties action films.

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So Glenn Powell was in that. I also saw him

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in Twister, which was a remake. And it turns out

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one of my favorite Arnold Schwartzeneger movies from the eighties

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is Running Man, and they are remaking I believe it's paramount.

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They are going to remake the Running Man movie, which

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and I didn't realize this is based on a nineteen

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eighty two novel by Stephen King, so I learned that today.

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And so anyway, they're going to remake The Running Man,

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which came out in nineteen eighty seven. It's going to

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star Glenn Powell and the director Edgar Wright. So the

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news that I saw is that Edgar Wright's upcoming remake

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of The Running Man starring Glenn Powell got a release

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date of November twenty first, twenty twenty five, so just

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over a year from now. It will be a lovely

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birthday gift to me because I love the Running Man

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movie and I'm a newly minted Glenn Powell fan, so

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I'm excited for that. I thought that already remade that

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once you're thinking of total recall.

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Total recall.

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Okay, another another Schwartzenegger eighties classic. They did that.

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Running Man had Richard Dawson in it, didn't it yet?

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That's the game show, that's right. Yeah, So in case

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you haven't seen it, The Running Man was previously announced

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to begin filming this fall in London, starring Powell in

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the role. Originated by Arnold Schwarzenegger in nineteen eighty seven

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and based on the eighty two novel by Stephen King.

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It takes place in a dystopian future where criminals joined

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a TV competition and are hunted by professional killers. By

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the way, do you remember what year it was that

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dystopian future of Running Man?

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Twenty twenty?

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You're close five years ago. Twenty nineteen is when The

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Running Man took place from the eighties. Now in the

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same story, there were some other interesting news that popped up.

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It has me excited, and that is also from Paramount.

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They've moved their reboot of Naked Gun starring one of

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my favorite actors, Liam Neeson. That is moving from July

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eighteenth to August first. And when I first heard about

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a Naked Gun remake, I was like, don't do it.

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You can't do it. You're not gonna get anyone to

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do it any better than Leslie Nielsen. And then when

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they said Liam Neeson, I thought, ooh, actually, I think

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that Mike could actually work pretty well if we're being honest,

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because Liam Neeson is a really good comedic actor.

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Is he. I mean, he's decent, but he's playing I

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mean the look in Ted or Ted two, he's just

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playing the guy from taking buying tricks.

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Yeah, but it still shows he got a sense of

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humor and he was phenomenal in A Million Ways to

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Die in the West with also with Seth MacFarland. But

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I'm really glad you brought up Ted two, Raj, because

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really this whole story is just an excuse for me

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to play the scene of Liam Neeson in Ted two

476
00:28:57.480 --> 00:29:00.599
where he buys tricks. It's all been a job ruse

477
00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:04.359
on on my part. So let's enjoy now. Liam Neeson

478
00:29:06.039 --> 00:29:10.400
as Brian the CIA Operative in tattoo tricks.

479
00:29:09.960 --> 00:29:13.359
Are exclusively for children. Is that correct?

480
00:29:14.400 --> 00:29:17.000
Well, I mean they say, uh, tricks are for kids

481
00:29:17.119 --> 00:29:18.599
in the commercials.

482
00:29:19.799 --> 00:29:24.240
And there's that enforced by law. Uh not to my knowledge. No,

483
00:29:26.200 --> 00:29:30.920
these tricks there'll be no trouble. No, No, you should

484
00:29:30.920 --> 00:29:33.839
be fine. You do understand that. I myself, I'm not

485
00:29:33.880 --> 00:29:34.400
a child.

486
00:29:35.440 --> 00:29:36.079
I wish.

487
00:29:38.519 --> 00:29:41.279
Okay, I'm gonna bring these back to my apartment.

488
00:29:42.440 --> 00:29:43.880
Yeah, yeah, you'll you'll be okay.

489
00:29:46.119 --> 00:29:47.000
I won't be followed.

490
00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:50.119
No, that's that's not an our budget here.

491
00:29:54.000 --> 00:30:02.720
Hey, look, if if you can play opposite Jody Foster

492
00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:08.319
in nell convincingly and a talking Teddy Bear and Ted too.

493
00:30:10.359 --> 00:30:13.200
I am really looking forward to the Naked Gun remake

494
00:30:13.240 --> 00:30:13.960
with Liam Neeson.

495
00:30:14.079 --> 00:30:18.839
I will My first was initial reaction was just recoiled

496
00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:21.599
that there's some things you shouldn't touch now. And I

497
00:30:21.640 --> 00:30:24.680
will say this, Leslie Nielsen was a actually serious dramatic

498
00:30:24.720 --> 00:30:27.599
actor before Airplane and then the files of the police,

499
00:30:28.000 --> 00:30:31.920
police squad, and then that a gun. But he had

500
00:30:32.680 --> 00:30:37.119
his delivery, his dry delivery on stuff was just I mean,

501
00:30:37.160 --> 00:30:42.240
that's once in a lifetime stuff and it better have

502
00:30:42.279 --> 00:30:43.200
some really good riding.

503
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:45.240
Yeah.

504
00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:49.680
I agree with Trey. It was one of those I

505
00:30:49.720 --> 00:30:52.039
don't know who could do it better than him. I

506
00:30:52.039 --> 00:30:54.519
don't even know who they were trying to cast before

507
00:30:54.640 --> 00:30:57.279
him that they ended up with Liam Neeson. But there

508
00:30:57.319 --> 00:31:01.160
was a movie called Flight seventy seven or Airplane seventy seven.

509
00:31:01.400 --> 00:31:03.839
That's the movie that Liam Neeson was in, and it

510
00:31:04.119 --> 00:31:06.680
was a serious roll about a plane I think that's

511
00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:08.440
got a bomb on it or something to that effect.

512
00:31:09.440 --> 00:31:12.519
And then that's how he got like asked to come

513
00:31:12.559 --> 00:31:18.359
in for the airplane airport. There's all there was there was.

514
00:31:18.480 --> 00:31:22.279
There was also another one that he was a captain

515
00:31:22.440 --> 00:31:25.440
of the plane that's has a bomb on it or something.

516
00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:33.519
But maybe did he can fill the room roll of oj.

517
00:31:34.400 --> 00:31:41.119
Oh, he's going to be a that's gonna be a

518
00:31:41.119 --> 00:31:41.880
banger right there.

519
00:31:44.079 --> 00:31:45.559
He's going to be filling in a lot of stuff

520
00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:46.039
in prison.

521
00:31:52.960 --> 00:31:57.240
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531
00:32:51.160 --> 00:32:55.599
so we've got books, h to read, movies to look

532
00:32:55.640 --> 00:33:00.480
forward to. Got a lady eating her dead husband's ashes

533
00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:04.000
because what she thought was the American dream. Turns out

534
00:33:04.039 --> 00:33:08.079
it was sort of an American nightmare. But speaking of

535
00:33:08.279 --> 00:33:16.000
the American dream, do you guys want to guess how

536
00:33:16.079 --> 00:33:19.839
much the American dream costs over a lifetime?

537
00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:24.920
What is the American dream in totality?

538
00:33:24.960 --> 00:33:28.559
What do we for the sake of this story, the

539
00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:37.200
American dream will include things like owning a car, getting married,

540
00:33:38.279 --> 00:33:45.759
having kids, vacation, having a pet, owning a home, and

541
00:33:45.799 --> 00:33:52.039
then eventually retiring and then dying. These are all the

542
00:33:52.039 --> 00:33:56.240
things that are factored into Investipedia's twenty twenty four report.

543
00:33:57.279 --> 00:34:02.319
And how much they say it now to have the

544
00:34:02.400 --> 00:34:10.559
American dream? So basically a full life family, kids, car, house,

545
00:34:11.519 --> 00:34:13.280
How much does that all cost?

546
00:34:13.320 --> 00:34:14.400
Do you think? Over left?

547
00:34:17.880 --> 00:34:19.840
You want me to go first, sure, trail, let's go.

548
00:34:22.280 --> 00:34:25.360
I mean he's five million Okay, all.

549
00:34:25.320 --> 00:34:31.679
Right, en raj uh three point two three point two. Well,

550
00:34:31.760 --> 00:34:36.400
let's see. I'm gonna give that one. I believe to

551
00:34:37.039 --> 00:34:44.320
mister Sharma because you didn't go over. I know it's

552
00:34:44.360 --> 00:34:48.039
a low bar. We said, we're playing like price is

553
00:34:48.119 --> 00:34:48.880
right rules.

554
00:34:49.119 --> 00:34:50.880
Yeah.

555
00:34:50.880 --> 00:34:54.320
A recent national financial report found that four point four

556
00:34:54.440 --> 00:34:58.440
million dollars is what it costs to live the American dream.

557
00:34:59.239 --> 00:35:01.920
Invest A ped a financial media group, came to the

558
00:35:01.960 --> 00:35:04.960
conclusion that the American Dream costs about four point four

559
00:35:05.000 --> 00:35:09.559
million dollars after it estimated lifetime household cost of common

560
00:35:09.639 --> 00:35:14.079
milestones including getting married, raising two kids, buying a house,

561
00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:18.599
having new cars, saving for retirement, going on yearly vacations,

562
00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:25.719
and more. But I will say it was not completely

563
00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:28.639
smooth sailing when they released these numbers because they also

564
00:35:28.719 --> 00:35:32.880
released a handy dandy infographic along with it, and that's

565
00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:35.599
when people got a little bit confused. I'm gonna show

566
00:35:35.599 --> 00:35:40.559
this to you, okay. According to Investipedia, it now costs

567
00:35:40.599 --> 00:35:46.039
four point four million dollars to live the American dream,

568
00:35:46.360 --> 00:35:48.920
and that means the cost of owning a new car

569
00:35:49.079 --> 00:35:52.320
is going to be eight hundred eleven, four hundred forty dollars.

570
00:35:54.519 --> 00:35:57.480
Your wedding is going to be forty four three hundred dollars,

571
00:35:58.719 --> 00:36:02.079
raising two kids and their four year college degrees eight

572
00:36:02.199 --> 00:36:05.840
hundred thirty two thousand, one hundred and seventy two dollars. Uh,

573
00:36:05.880 --> 00:36:09.159
annual vacation one hundred and seventy nine thousand, one hundred

574
00:36:09.280 --> 00:36:12.280
nine dollars. See what they should have done here was

575
00:36:12.320 --> 00:36:15.440
put in there over a lifetime. Because the way this

576
00:36:15.519 --> 00:36:17.559
breaks down is it makes it sound like you're gonna

577
00:36:17.840 --> 00:36:21.000
go on one vacation and it's gonna cost one hundred

578
00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:24.760
and eighty thousand dollars, or or you're gonna own a

579
00:36:24.800 --> 00:36:27.400
car and that car costs eight hundred and eleven thousand,

580
00:36:27.480 --> 00:36:30.159
four hundred and forty dollars. Or you're gonna have a

581
00:36:30.199 --> 00:36:32.239
pet and that's gonna be a really sickly pet because

582
00:36:32.239 --> 00:36:34.280
it's gonna cost you thirty six thousand, six hundred and

583
00:36:34.280 --> 00:36:36.719
twenty six dollars. But hey, your funeral is only gonna

584
00:36:36.719 --> 00:36:38.480
cost you, you know, eighty four hundred.

585
00:36:39.440 --> 00:36:44.840
Yeah, which that's clearly they're cremating because that's really cheap

586
00:36:44.840 --> 00:36:45.519
for two people.

587
00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:48.159
Yeah, yeah, that's backyard cremation.

588
00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:52.639
And uh, they should have they should have had an

589
00:36:52.679 --> 00:36:55.760
Indian company do this as well, so we can so

590
00:36:55.840 --> 00:36:58.960
we can cut some prices here because the raising, the

591
00:36:59.039 --> 00:37:02.079
raising two kids will like we always assume that the

592
00:37:02.119 --> 00:37:04.199
two kids are getting a scholarship, so we don't have

593
00:37:04.239 --> 00:37:08.760
to pay for the college. And they can split one car,

594
00:37:09.079 --> 00:37:11.800
so we can do that. We can live in a

595
00:37:12.400 --> 00:37:15.559
we don't have to retire with one point six million dollars.

596
00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:18.840
I don't know who that's for. And our funerals are

597
00:37:18.840 --> 00:37:22.239
like five hundred bucks, like like we we'd cremate and

598
00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:23.599
we don't even have like we don't we have a

599
00:37:23.639 --> 00:37:27.519
memorial somewhere else. So like it's like at home, like

600
00:37:27.679 --> 00:37:30.400
is what you would. People would come and there'd be

601
00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:33.239
the box and then the picture and we had to

602
00:37:33.280 --> 00:37:36.800
provide lunch. So that was like three hundred bucks mm hmm.

603
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:40.239
So we can knock that out for eight hundred pets.

604
00:37:40.760 --> 00:37:43.239
Uh turtle goldfish.

605
00:37:44.960 --> 00:37:46.480
Definitely not taking those to the vet.

606
00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:54.199
Nope. And that's why I think fleshable. That's my that's

607
00:37:54.280 --> 00:37:56.480
my Indian advice to people. Get up pet that's fleshable.

608
00:37:56.760 --> 00:37:56.880
Uh.

609
00:37:57.800 --> 00:37:59.760
Well, if you want to go super Indian, then then

610
00:37:59.840 --> 00:38:02.159
just you know, flush flush Grandma when she dies.

611
00:38:03.000 --> 00:38:06.440
You can do that and then yeah, and that that

612
00:38:06.440 --> 00:38:09.440
would that would knock it down to like eleven.

613
00:38:09.079 --> 00:38:14.239
Dollars or just however much gas is for you know,

614
00:38:14.400 --> 00:38:14.719
at the.

615
00:38:14.679 --> 00:38:17.719
Time an annual vacation, we used to just go to

616
00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:22.280
India and stay at our my uncle's house and uh

617
00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:24.760
we would we would be there for six weeks, so

618
00:38:24.760 --> 00:38:27.599
they paid for all of our snacks and food and

619
00:38:27.599 --> 00:38:28.320
all that stuff.

620
00:38:28.519 --> 00:38:31.239
So I will say though that you know the idea

621
00:38:31.320 --> 00:38:34.599
of vacation, you know, costing one hundred and eighty thousand dollars,

622
00:38:35.639 --> 00:38:38.239
you know, like and you're talking about doing family trips

623
00:38:38.360 --> 00:38:41.320
as vacation, like going to see my great grandmother as

624
00:38:41.360 --> 00:38:44.760
a kid in Pittsburgh, Texas. If I could have taken

625
00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:47.519
out a loan at the time, one hundred and eighty

626
00:38:47.639 --> 00:38:50.239
thousand dollars loan that I would pay off like college

627
00:38:50.280 --> 00:38:52.880
for the next forty years, so I never had to

628
00:38:52.920 --> 00:38:54.920
go back to that woman's house, I would have done it,

629
00:38:56.920 --> 00:38:58.320
and it would have been money well spent.

630
00:38:58.800 --> 00:39:01.760
I take it. It wasn't a delight full time in Pittsburgh, Texas.

631
00:39:03.719 --> 00:39:07.000
You clearly haven't been to Pittsburgh, Texas.

632
00:39:08.400 --> 00:39:12.760
I I think I have been. Is it next to Pottsboro, Texas?

633
00:39:12.920 --> 00:39:14.000
No, not even close.

634
00:39:14.320 --> 00:39:15.679
It's next to Mount Vernon.

635
00:39:16.639 --> 00:39:19.599
Ye, it's where Pilgrim is.

636
00:39:20.000 --> 00:39:22.360
I have been to Pittsburgh, Texas. They have a bar

637
00:39:22.440 --> 00:39:27.519
that's in a bus. They took a bus and ripped

638
00:39:27.519 --> 00:39:30.320
out the interior made it a bar. It's on the

639
00:39:30.320 --> 00:39:32.639
side of the road. I have been. That's uh.

640
00:39:32.960 --> 00:39:34.760
They didn't have that when I went there to visit

641
00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:35.719
grandmother Glick.

642
00:39:36.880 --> 00:39:37.920
Grandmother Glick.

643
00:39:38.280 --> 00:39:40.039
Yeah, even her name was terrible.

644
00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:48.480
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645
00:39:48.920 --> 00:40:04.519
Visit us online a Treehouseonair dot com. You're in the treehouse.

646
00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:10.599
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647
00:40:10.719 --> 00:40:13.159
Be sure to check out all things treehouse at Treehouse

648
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649
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650
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651
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652
00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:37.559
dot com. Now, let's do some birthdays in case you

653
00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:40.559
need me to tell you. Today is Wednesday, October ninth,

654
00:40:40.639 --> 00:40:44.920
twenty twenty four. Birthdays today. Uh. Peter Parker's best friend

655
00:40:45.000 --> 00:40:49.400
ned in the Marvel Spider Man movies, Jacob Battalon. He

656
00:40:49.639 --> 00:40:54.159
is twenty eight today. Happy birthday. To Jacob, and I

657
00:40:54.159 --> 00:40:56.719
think they're actually pretty close to best friends in real

658
00:40:56.719 --> 00:41:01.280
life as well, so you know, good, good for both

659
00:41:01.280 --> 00:41:04.039
of them having a having a good, you know, best

660
00:41:04.079 --> 00:41:05.880
friend relationship on and off screen.

661
00:41:06.400 --> 00:41:06.559
Yea.

662
00:41:06.960 --> 00:41:08.599
And man, that's got to be hard because you know,

663
00:41:08.679 --> 00:41:11.360
if you guys have seen those Spider Man movies, Jacob Battelon,

664
00:41:11.639 --> 00:41:16.320
you know he's he's a heavier dude, right whereas you

665
00:41:16.360 --> 00:41:20.360
know Spider Man is not. So it's it's an interesting pairing.

666
00:41:20.440 --> 00:41:22.360
So good for them, you know, for having like like

667
00:41:23.199 --> 00:41:25.719
the big friend and the really good looking friend, and

668
00:41:25.760 --> 00:41:27.760
they found each other and they've and they've buddied up,

669
00:41:27.800 --> 00:41:29.599
and I'm happy for them because it doesn't usually happen

670
00:41:29.639 --> 00:41:30.360
that way in real.

671
00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:32.000
Life, right right.

672
00:41:32.440 --> 00:41:34.800
It's a it's a it's a tough relationship. You know,

673
00:41:34.840 --> 00:41:36.639
if you're big like that and your buddy can walk

674
00:41:36.679 --> 00:41:39.960
around without a shirt on all the time, you you

675
00:41:40.079 --> 00:41:43.840
kind of hate him for it. Maybe maybe maybe that's

676
00:41:43.880 --> 00:41:44.079
just me.

677
00:41:44.159 --> 00:41:45.840
I'm just this why you and Tossos broke up.

678
00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:52.840
I was gonna say it, but I didn't have the ball.

679
00:41:55.960 --> 00:41:56.480
Jesus.

680
00:41:59.280 --> 00:42:04.800
Other birthdays today, my good tree bringing the fire. No, No,

681
00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:09.159
that was for different exenuating circumstances. Luckily, everyone's moved on

682
00:42:09.280 --> 00:42:12.960
from that in their own special and positive ways. I

683
00:42:13.039 --> 00:42:16.519
cherished that time. By the way, other birthdays today Beladied

684
00:42:17.280 --> 00:42:21.880
She's a model. She is twenty eight today. Also, we've

685
00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:27.599
got Tyler James Williams. He is Gregory Eddie on Abbott Elementary,

686
00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:30.000
Noah on The Walking Dead, and the star of Everybody

687
00:42:30.039 --> 00:42:34.360
Hates Chris. He's thirty two today. Tim Allen's oldest son

688
00:42:34.480 --> 00:42:39.239
on Home Improvement played Brad Zachary ty Bryan is forty

689
00:42:39.320 --> 00:42:41.360
three today. Good for him for making it because he

690
00:42:41.480 --> 00:42:43.880
was one of those kids I thought, oh, he gonna

691
00:42:43.920 --> 00:42:44.440
make it to that.

692
00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:48.360
He just got arrested again recently, did he really? Yeah?

693
00:42:48.880 --> 00:42:51.119
Wow, Hollywood's hard man.

694
00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:53.119
I think it was domestic violence or something like that.

695
00:42:53.159 --> 00:42:56.920
But yeah, well, you know, Tim Allen was once arrested

696
00:42:56.960 --> 00:42:59.960
for you know, was it cocaine possession?

697
00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:00.760
Time in prison?

698
00:43:01.400 --> 00:43:05.000
Yeah, he did like several years in prison for cocaine trafficking.

699
00:43:05.559 --> 00:43:07.559
Oh yeah, yeah, sorry, it wasn't just he didn't just

700
00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:09.440
have it, he was he was moving it.

701
00:43:09.599 --> 00:43:13.719
When he tells it on stage, it's marijuana. In real life,

702
00:43:13.800 --> 00:43:14.559
it was cocaine.

703
00:43:15.199 --> 00:43:17.719
Why change it because people maybe maybe early in his

704
00:43:17.760 --> 00:43:21.039
career he told people marijuana, but today's standard everybody can

705
00:43:21.079 --> 00:43:23.280
search it to verify and find out that it's cocaine.

706
00:43:23.320 --> 00:43:23.920
So what Yah.

707
00:43:24.239 --> 00:43:27.159
And his real name is Tim Dick. I changed that

708
00:43:27.280 --> 00:43:31.920
name too for going for going to prison. You sure, dude, well.

709
00:43:32.119 --> 00:43:34.039
In prison names find you.

710
00:43:36.920 --> 00:43:37.159
Yeah.

711
00:43:37.400 --> 00:43:39.159
I don't think you really get to choose your nickname

712
00:43:39.199 --> 00:43:45.360
in prison. Brandon Routh is forty five today. He was

713
00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:49.400
in Superman Returns. I think he was what Superman won

714
00:43:49.480 --> 00:43:52.320
and done. Unfortunately for him that that was that one

715
00:43:52.400 --> 00:43:53.440
was not well received.

716
00:43:54.280 --> 00:43:54.440
Right.

717
00:43:56.320 --> 00:44:00.000
We've also got Steve Burns, the original host of Blues Clue.

718
00:44:00.119 --> 00:44:03.719
He's fifty one today. He left the show to begin

719
00:44:03.760 --> 00:44:08.599
a highly successful music career, and that obviously didn't quite

720
00:44:08.639 --> 00:44:10.880
pan out, so kind of I kind of feel bad

721
00:44:10.880 --> 00:44:11.239
for him.

722
00:44:11.400 --> 00:44:12.280
Did you see?

723
00:44:13.239 --> 00:44:15.480
It was actually fairly he did. He went on I

724
00:44:15.519 --> 00:44:17.760
don't know if it was Instagram or TikTok and did

725
00:44:17.800 --> 00:44:21.079
like a live thing and it was actually sweet. The

726
00:44:21.159 --> 00:44:23.079
number of people that were, you know, oh my god,

727
00:44:23.119 --> 00:44:25.199
you know I grew up on you. Now I'm you know,

728
00:44:26.199 --> 00:44:28.519
mom with two kids and everything else.

729
00:44:29.559 --> 00:44:32.280
Wow, that's gonna be when you're trying to start when

730
00:44:32.280 --> 00:44:34.440
you're trying to be a rock star. That's nice to hear.

731
00:44:36.119 --> 00:44:38.280
Yeah, it like it is. It is kind of hard

732
00:44:38.320 --> 00:44:40.760
to shake your past. I mean, if you're known as

733
00:44:40.840 --> 00:44:43.360
the host of Blues Clues, it's kind of hard to then,

734
00:44:43.760 --> 00:44:47.719
you know, move on into like the death metal scene.

735
00:44:48.639 --> 00:44:50.480
And I have no idea what genre of music he

736
00:44:50.559 --> 00:44:53.480
was going for, but that's that's that's that's a tough transition, man.

737
00:44:54.360 --> 00:44:58.519
Yeah, from kids show to rock star. Yeah, that suns

738
00:44:59.400 --> 00:45:02.760
like that. That should be a movie. That's something I

739
00:45:02.760 --> 00:45:03.280
would watch.

740
00:45:03.960 --> 00:45:06.239
Well, I mean at least And here's the thing. As

741
00:45:06.239 --> 00:45:08.119
Steve from Blues Clothes, his face was all over the

742
00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:11.760
all over it, right, Whereas if you're Barney, you can

743
00:45:12.440 --> 00:45:15.159
you're in the suit, you can do whatever you want

744
00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:18.079
later because you're not being typecast as Barney the Dinosaur.

745
00:45:18.119 --> 00:45:21.000
That's Barney's crusts to bear. You can do whatever you

746
00:45:21.079 --> 00:45:21.880
want on your own.

747
00:45:22.519 --> 00:45:23.599
Yeah, that is true.

748
00:45:24.159 --> 00:45:27.480
Scott Bacula turns seventy. He is now probably best known

749
00:45:27.519 --> 00:45:30.599
as Special Agent Pride on n CIS New Orleans. We

750
00:45:30.679 --> 00:45:34.639
all grew up on him as the guy from Quantum Leap.

751
00:45:35.440 --> 00:45:39.840
Yeah, that was that was one of my favorites. I

752
00:45:39.920 --> 00:45:41.679
just like the that was a great concept. Like, I

753
00:45:41.679 --> 00:45:44.760
don't know, they'll probably did they already reo reboot that.

754
00:45:44.880 --> 00:45:45.480
I think they did.

755
00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:48.039
They did it as a TV show, yeah and it failed.

756
00:45:48.400 --> 00:45:54.000
Yeah, okay, same with mcgiver, like they rebooted that, and I.

757
00:45:53.800 --> 00:45:57.280
Now mcgiver at least went on like three seasons.

758
00:45:57.559 --> 00:46:00.400
Giver actually mcguiver did, okay, went on or two or

759
00:46:00.400 --> 00:46:00.880
three seasons.

760
00:46:00.920 --> 00:46:04.119
Tray is right, we'll give you, will give you three seasons.

761
00:46:04.440 --> 00:46:08.599
Yeah, but I mean mcgiver gave us mcgruber, so that is.

762
00:46:09.960 --> 00:46:13.599
And now now Kathy Bates is Mattlock, Oh, I know,

763
00:46:15.079 --> 00:46:17.000
And I think Murder she Wrotes coming back?

764
00:46:18.480 --> 00:46:19.039
Is it really?

765
00:46:19.480 --> 00:46:20.000
Yeah?

766
00:46:20.039 --> 00:46:22.239
Well, if they're bringing all those back, then I'm my

767
00:46:22.320 --> 00:46:28.079
grandmother should be showing up any minute now.

768
00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:53.480
The visit us online a Treehouse on air dot com.

769
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of Horrors on the website Hangman's dot Com. That that's

778
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the wrong button. My bad. There was one other thing

779
00:47:31.039 --> 00:47:34.159
I was gonna share with you, and that was that's it.

780
00:47:34.599 --> 00:47:38.679
I don't think this is it. Nope, that's not it. Hangout, hangout,

781
00:47:41.440 --> 00:47:45.519
there we go. You guys, remember a couple of weeks

782
00:47:45.559 --> 00:47:47.239
ago at the road show and I told you about

783
00:47:47.480 --> 00:47:49.239
Luke Bryan's new Hulu series.

784
00:47:50.639 --> 00:47:50.960
Yeah.

785
00:47:51.440 --> 00:47:56.480
Yeah. It's the series that features never before seen performances

786
00:47:57.280 --> 00:48:00.639
by some of the biggest stars of country music.

787
00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:02.280
As in it kind of like behind the music of

788
00:48:02.320 --> 00:48:03.920
the stories behind the songs.

789
00:48:04.440 --> 00:48:05.639
Very much, very much so.

790
00:48:06.039 --> 00:48:06.760
Yeah it is.

791
00:48:07.239 --> 00:48:11.639
It's what Luke Brian's going to be doing, is uncovering

792
00:48:11.880 --> 00:48:17.119
the secrets, the hidden inspirations, and the personal moments that

793
00:48:17.239 --> 00:48:20.360
shaped the music that you love. It's a show that's

794
00:48:20.400 --> 00:48:24.320
called All Country. It's actually called It's All Country. It's

795
00:48:24.360 --> 00:48:25.880
going to be on Hulu and it is going to

796
00:48:25.920 --> 00:48:29.840
be hosted by none other than our very own Luke Brian.

797
00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:33.280
And I told you. I'm sorry. Luke Brian told you

798
00:48:33.320 --> 00:48:38.239
a couple weeks ago at the road show that there's deep, deep,

799
00:48:38.440 --> 00:48:42.360
dark secrets inside the world of country that he's going

800
00:48:42.360 --> 00:48:47.440
to uncover, most of which is that country music as

801
00:48:47.480 --> 00:48:52.880
an entire genre is affront. It's a cover for rampant

802
00:48:52.960 --> 00:48:57.400
murder and mayhem. So while the show is called It's

803
00:48:57.440 --> 00:49:02.000
All Country, the real name is It's All Murder. Starting me,

804
00:49:02.199 --> 00:49:08.639
Luke Bryan. Hi, I'm the host of your new show

805
00:49:08.800 --> 00:49:19.480
on the Hulu called Oh wait, hang on, let me see.

806
00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:19.679
That's twice.

807
00:49:25.039 --> 00:49:26.159
That's a hell of a punch line.

808
00:49:28.800 --> 00:49:35.519
You can't beat that. Let's see if he comes back.

809
00:49:39.400 --> 00:49:40.840
No, he made himself disappear.

810
00:49:41.480 --> 00:49:44.920
Yeah, I know. I think it's because the setup is

811
00:49:44.960 --> 00:49:47.920
a little wonky. Is that there is there?

812
00:49:47.960 --> 00:49:48.280
He is?

813
00:49:49.199 --> 00:49:49.760
All right, man?

814
00:49:51.039 --> 00:49:52.199
What you what you do? Luke?

815
00:49:53.000 --> 00:49:55.519
I almost did the impossible. I'm used. I'm used to

816
00:49:55.559 --> 00:49:57.199
making others disappear, but not.

817
00:50:02.519 --> 00:50:02.719
There.

818
00:50:02.840 --> 00:50:06.159
That's better. Now we're talking, all right, now, let's start

819
00:50:06.159 --> 00:50:09.480
this dumb bit over. I'm Luke Brian.

820
00:50:09.639 --> 00:50:11.440
Hi, Hey you buddy.

821
00:50:11.840 --> 00:50:16.239
I'm the host of the new Hulu series It's All Country, which,

822
00:50:16.320 --> 00:50:18.960
as I've now told you, should actually be called It's

823
00:50:19.000 --> 00:50:21.639
All Murder starring me Luke Brian.

824
00:50:21.880 --> 00:50:24.800
Hi, Hey, but I.

825
00:50:24.760 --> 00:50:28.760
Am going to tell you and uncover all the dirty, dark,

826
00:50:28.880 --> 00:50:34.039
murderous secrets and the inspirations of the country music that

827
00:50:34.159 --> 00:50:39.880
you love, one song at a time, one deadlick artist

828
00:50:40.360 --> 00:50:44.199
at a time. For example, in one of our episodes,

829
00:50:44.199 --> 00:50:46.320
I'm going to tell you about George Strait and his

830
00:50:46.519 --> 00:50:50.679
hit The Fireman. You may think you know what that

831
00:50:50.800 --> 00:50:53.719
song's about, but really he was doing Piro at the

832
00:50:53.760 --> 00:51:02.159
Great White Concert years ago. Also, I know how you

833
00:51:02.199 --> 00:51:04.800
all love your Conway Twitty right met too. I mean, god,

834
00:51:04.840 --> 00:51:12.519
I kind of looked like one of his offshoots. Well no,

835
00:51:12.760 --> 00:51:16.519
not all of us can get Daddy Twitty's every good quality.

836
00:51:16.599 --> 00:51:23.840
You know, I got the height. But you know, you

837
00:51:23.880 --> 00:51:26.679
guys know Conway Twitty his big hit love to Lay

838
00:51:26.719 --> 00:51:29.760
You Down. Yeah, that's because he was the p Diddy

839
00:51:29.800 --> 00:51:35.960
of country music, all.

840
00:51:35.960 --> 00:51:42.719
Right, oh Conaway or poor everybody else.

841
00:51:44.639 --> 00:51:46.679
And I'm not sure if you're aware, Raj, I mean,

842
00:51:46.719 --> 00:51:49.199
I know, I'm sorry, Raj. I know, I know you

843
00:51:49.239 --> 00:51:51.679
grew up in Mesquite. I look, Brian, I know you

844
00:51:51.719 --> 00:51:54.400
grew up in Mesquite. So were you even familiar with

845
00:51:54.440 --> 00:51:55.199
Gary Stewart?

846
00:51:56.360 --> 00:51:56.639
Yes?

847
00:51:57.360 --> 00:52:02.000
You know his big song She's Acting Single inn Double Yes, well,

848
00:52:02.039 --> 00:52:05.440
the original track was titled She's Acting Single and I'm

849
00:52:05.480 --> 00:52:06.519
shooting double.

850
00:52:06.199 --> 00:52:16.719
AWTs you you've you opened my eyes to the U

851
00:52:17.239 --> 00:52:19.280
the city underbelly of country music.

852
00:52:19.559 --> 00:52:21.320
That's the point of the show. Rad I'm glad you're

853
00:52:21.360 --> 00:52:24.039
catching on. Also, I gotta tell you about Shania Twain.

854
00:52:24.119 --> 00:52:26.679
I mean, sure, she looks like Canada's little sweetheart. Right,

855
00:52:26.800 --> 00:52:28.800
it's like fit in your pocket and taking her everywhere

856
00:52:28.840 --> 00:52:31.360
you go because she's just kind of hot. Uh. But

857
00:52:31.440 --> 00:52:35.559
you know her big hit, man, I Feel like a woman. Yeah,

858
00:52:35.599 --> 00:52:38.079
you know Buffalo Bill and Silence of the Limbs that

859
00:52:38.199 --> 00:52:43.880
was based on her. See, he's from a deep dark

860
00:52:44.559 --> 00:52:46.079
You're gonna find out my new show.

861
00:52:46.320 --> 00:52:46.800
Who knew?

862
00:52:47.719 --> 00:52:48.840
Yeah? I did.

863
00:52:48.960 --> 00:52:52.920
That's why I'm telling you I'm diming all these m efforts, uh,

864
00:52:53.159 --> 00:52:57.159
including a good nature John Denver. See y'all think that

865
00:52:57.239 --> 00:52:59.920
he's a good old boy, right, Yeah, he's one of

866
00:53:00.119 --> 00:53:03.880
the worst. You know hit John Denver's big song, Country Roads,

867
00:53:03.920 --> 00:53:07.920
you know, take Me Home, West Virginia. Oh, Country Roads,

868
00:53:07.960 --> 00:53:14.840
West Virginia. That's where he hit all his victims. He

869
00:53:14.880 --> 00:53:18.480
seems so nice exactly. That's the point. I sing nice too,

870
00:53:18.480 --> 00:53:19.760
but I'm a murderous bastard.

871
00:53:22.039 --> 00:53:24.599
What is your song about it? Oh?

872
00:53:24.639 --> 00:53:26.840
I've got a few, Like I was telling Tray the

873
00:53:26.840 --> 00:53:29.079
other day, you know my one of my I lots

874
00:53:29.079 --> 00:53:31.000
of big hits that are about murder. You just don't

875
00:53:31.039 --> 00:53:33.760
know it. But like the song it says, I'm just

876
00:53:33.760 --> 00:53:36.239
gonna sit here and drink a beer. So like in

877
00:53:36.320 --> 00:53:39.239
the song it talks about I'm gonna sit right here

878
00:53:39.400 --> 00:53:42.280
on this pier and drink a beer and remember you,

879
00:53:42.880 --> 00:53:44.400
that's about death. That's the part.

880
00:53:44.480 --> 00:53:44.719
You know.

881
00:53:44.800 --> 00:53:46.719
What you don't know is I'm the one that did

882
00:53:46.760 --> 00:53:51.320
the killing. And also killing makes me thirsty, so I

883
00:53:51.320 --> 00:53:52.360
sit down and drink the beer.

884
00:53:52.920 --> 00:53:54.760
Did you throw her off the pier and then drink

885
00:53:54.800 --> 00:53:55.440
a beer.

886
00:53:57.239 --> 00:54:02.480
A couple of times? I mean, I don't judge how

887
00:54:02.519 --> 00:54:03.840
you get on on a Friday night.

888
00:54:07.119 --> 00:54:10.480
That's a Friday night for you a fun one too.

889
00:54:10.960 --> 00:54:13.440
I mean, not for the victim and all, but but

890
00:54:13.559 --> 00:54:16.119
that's what makes it fun for me. Oh and uh,

891
00:54:16.159 --> 00:54:17.880
by the way, I haven't even told you about one

892
00:54:17.880 --> 00:54:19.480
of the worst of the worst of all of us.

893
00:54:20.079 --> 00:54:29.119
That's Reba McIntyre. You know that, you know, fancy, Yes, yeah, Well,

894
00:54:29.159 --> 00:54:31.639
you know Riba was the pimp that Conway got his

895
00:54:31.719 --> 00:54:36.159
girls from.

896
00:54:36.320 --> 00:54:38.159
Now that was a white party.

897
00:54:45.280 --> 00:54:53.880
I'm Luke Bryan. Bye. All right, frall things Treehouse got

898
00:54:53.880 --> 00:54:55.639
to Treehouse on Air dot com, check us out on

899
00:54:55.639 --> 00:54:58.239
social media at Treehouse on Air. For me, it's at

900
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d Dan O'Malley. For Trey, it's at Tree Turned Home

901
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one and Farage. It's a comedian. We will see you

902
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next time right here inside the treos h