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If SHE thinks of it, it's ok | Monday September 01, 2025

If SHE thinks of it, it's ok | Monday September 01, 2025
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Happy Labor Day!  We start off today talking about the Cowboys trading Parsons, Cowboys Anonymous, places not to go on a first date (according to women), screwworms, Top 10 Comedy movies, and more Cowboys.  But first, Birthdays!

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It is time I believe your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan ol Malley along

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with Trade Trenholm and Sharma, and we definitely need some

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laughs today because the three of us are Cowboys fans.

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In a shocking move, the Dallas Cowboys traded Micah Parsons

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and even though we just started it, we've never needed

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Trey's Cowboys Anonymous more.

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Oh, such a great video. I bought that thing so hard.

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In the very beginning. I thought you were about depression

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or alcoholism or something like that. And I'm like, oh,

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my fuddy, Trey sad. You know, my dad had it

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and he's passed it on to me. And there's a

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dark cloud and there's this and I was like, oh,

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and I was about to call you we're okay, and like,

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I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm a Cowboys fan.

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I was like, oh, man, he got me.

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But if you think about it, I mean, Trey has

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been sober for nine years, and of all of all

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the possible addictions, Trey's had just about all of them.

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And the last remaining one really is his sports allegiance

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to the Cowboys. Yeah, if we would Trey, can you

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recap briefly the first handful of steps that you've shared

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with us so far in Cowboys Anonymous?

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Step one, we admitted we were powerless over the Cowboys.

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Our team and its salary cap have become unmanageable. Step two.

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Came to believe that only a power greater than ourselves,

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namely an owner GM and head coach, could restore us

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to sanity. Three made a decision to turn our fandom

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and our falls over to the care of a god

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as we understood him, someone who actually knows about football

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and talent evaluation. Number four made a searching and fearless

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inventory of our roster and the time we've devoted to

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deluding ourselves about it.

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We are going to share more of Treys thirteen step

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program to cure us all of our Cowboys addiction. Leading

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up two the first game against the Eagles on Thursday.

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I forgot though there was I actually added a part

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Step two.

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Oh you did, uh huh?

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Okay, so let me read step two again.

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Okay.

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Came to believe that only a power greater than ourselves,

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namely an owner GM and head coach, could restore us

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to sanity. Someone who cares more about blue Stars than

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blue label.

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That is solid.

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But if you've never had blue label, I mean it's

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kind of a toss up. It's pretty smooth.

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I'll tell you. What's not smooth is choking on the

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blue star and when it's being shoved down your throat

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to the Cowboys man, Yeah that's true. Okay, So what

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tray are the news steps that you are going to

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reveal to us for Cowboys Anonymous?

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So step five admitted to our to, admitted to God,

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ourselves and another human being that we suck and our

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roster is doo doo and Dak is mid at best.

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I feel like that was most of last season for me.

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We're entirely ready for God, the NFL, or someone who

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knows what they're doing to remove all the defects in

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our in our roster.

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Yeah all right, so we're halfway there, and we'll delve

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into more of Trey's steps.

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Do we do we get a do we get like

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a weekly chip? How does it work?

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That's actually a pretty good idea. We hadn't discussed chips yet.

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We're just trying to get through the list before we

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actually start counting whatever.

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Well, I think now that we've talked about it. There

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are people that will attend these meetings or and or

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what they're called games.

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Uh.

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I think I think I'll be the first one to

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show up and admit that I have a problem.

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I love it well trade things. I have the biggest

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problem of them all because I posted the other day

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that about the about the trade that I didn't hate it.

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Let me tell you exactly what I posted, just out

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of the sake of, you know, transparency. So Thursday night,

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after the news broke that the Cowboys had traded Michael Parsons,

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I posted, if you're Big Matt at the Dallas Cowboys

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for trading Micah Parsons. You weren't following the story closely enough,

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And I threw in a photo of Michah Parsons from

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their last preseason game lying on the trainer's table taking

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a nappy nap during that game, to which Trey you

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said right before we started the show today that that

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is a poop poo take mm hmm, well your poo

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poo it's lacking.

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If you had given it. There's one piece of context

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that that could have made it okay, which is of

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the mess that Jerry made of the situation. How he

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got out of it was the best option left. It

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should never have gotten to that point, but it did.

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Now that's where the argument can surface is who's it

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fault to get to that point? And I'm not saying

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Jerry is blame free in this, by the way. I'm

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just simply saying that this is one of those rare

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occasions where it's not all Jerry's fault. I in addition

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to that post, I also said this is one of

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the very few times Jerry Jones acted like an actual

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GM The Cowboys reportedly get two first rounders and a

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Pro Bowl defensive lineman. It's not the herschel Walker trade,

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but it is the closest thing since that the Cowboys

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have done. I'm not saying I love it, but I'll

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live with it. What are you making a face for.

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It's closer to the Luca trade than it is the

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herschel Walker trade.

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Oooh no, no, no, no, no no no no.

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Ohd you've got an aging injured.

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The MAVs wove got so little like to me, the

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Micah trade and the Luca trade are in nowhere the

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same ballpark. The Luca thing was so much worse. It

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was worse handled. The trade value for it was abysmal.

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At least this you get some workable pieces to build on.

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With the Luca thing, it was such a trash trade.

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It was like they it was almost personal. It's like,

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why did you ask for so little? Anyway?

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I mean so, I mean if the Cowboys, this is

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what they get for waiting, you know, as long as

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they did.

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Had they done this last year, it probably would have

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been fine. But Jerry doesn't do that. He likes to

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wait for that last almost last year because they they

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would have had Mica under control for another couple of

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years if they really wanted it. But he waited on

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Dak and then had to back up the truck even more,

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costing him fifteen to twenty million dollars. Had he done

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the Dak deal a year earlier, he would have saved

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the team money. Why are you chicking your face right?

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Because the DAC was is still one of the worst.

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It's one of the worst contracts in the NFL.

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NFL besides what's the kid from Houston that they traded.

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Up the Cleveland Brown's, uh, Deshaun Watson.

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Deshaun Watson.

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I'm not saying it's a good contract. I'm just saying,

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had Jerry made the deal a year prior, it would

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have saved the team a lot of money. But he

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waited and it cost him a lot more money per year.

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Same thing with the Micah deal. If they had done

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this last year, they might have gotten Micah roped in

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on lesser dollars per year. They didn't do it for

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whatever reason. Now, all that being said, Jerry wants and

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I put this on the post. Jerry wants to pay

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his guys. He always has. I think back to when

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Zeke was doing his whole shenanigans in Mexico holding out.

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How many fans were ready to see him go bye bye,

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and Jerry still paid him.

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That's you're missing a key, a key perspective on that.

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Jerry likes to pay the guys that no one else

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would pay.

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Mm hmm.

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He overpays for mediocre talent and he lets great talent go.

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Sometimes that that is the case, but if it's if

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it is a top tier person, he wants to keep them.

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Dak in his mind, Dak CD.

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Mike in his mind, you know, Dak. At the end

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of the year, when they go most you know, the

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league does a deal of most overrated players. Dak is

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always on the and these are the players voting and keeping.

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Again, this is not a Dak thing. I'm not saying

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Dak's worth the money that he got. I will say this.

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In the NFL, the most important player on your team

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is quarterback. They don't have a better option than Dak

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right now. So that's why they had to pay him.

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That's why they should have paid him a year before.

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And it saved themselves a little bit of money. Yes,

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and they could have done that too, but they didn't. Yeah,

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but but that that goes to show. It's proof that

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Jerry wants to pay his guys. And he tried to

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get Mike assigned and Mike is like, well, yeah, I'm

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good with this. They basically had a verbal agreement, and

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then Micah's agent goes, no, you don't, We're not doing

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it this way. And keep in mind, Micah said last

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year he would happily take less. He said he doesn't

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need that amount of money. Until this all started, all

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of a sudden, he does need this amount of money.

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And then he starts acting like an emo baby on

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the sidelines and during a training camp, and I'm sure

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that pissed off the team, and as a fan, that

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annoyed me, like, it's not my money. But if you

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think you're worth a certain dollar amount that you are

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demanding and commanding, then you need to act like it

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instead of acting like a baby on the sidelines.

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But I also think his stats prior to that gave

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him that value, so he can't he can't act like

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an emo baby when he's also being devalued by the

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guy who said.

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Then don't be on the sidelines. If that's going to

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be your attitude, just hold out and go bye bye

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until something has happened. Don't go to training camp, don't

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go to the games and be a distraction the kid

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on the sideline.

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But then you would complain about that, like, look at it,

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look at him, How disrespectful is that. There's all that.

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Now I've seen people's posts were like, well, you know

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he's got back issues, so let him go.

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He does not have back issues. You see the video

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of him dancing around his living room at the announcement

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of him being traded and being signed.

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Yeah, everybody everybody has their like if they would have

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signed him, the conversation would be different, but they didn't,

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So another conversation everybody's trying to find the faults in

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him and not the fact that Trey's right, Jerry Jones,

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you need to put the emphasis on his guys. He

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doesn't want to pay all he wants to pay in

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his head who he thinks is going to take him

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back to those glory days and was.

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One of his guys until it switched.

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But the probably with Dak, Jerry so wants the validation

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that he's a football guy and he wants people to

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know that he took that what was Dack a third

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round pick or fourth round pick?

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Yeah?

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Fourth?

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Yeah, he wants that, you know, He's like, he wants

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that recognition that, oh I saw that, I saw what

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no one else saw. He's never gonna get it he

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everyone else saw what what he actually got.

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Yeah.

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Now, if the Packers win the Super Bowl, I'll laugh

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my butt off.

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If the Packers win the Super Bowl, it's not going

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to be single handedly at the hands of Micah, because

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a Parsons, a Micah Parsons less Packers beat the ever

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loving crap out of the Cowboys in the playoffs.

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Yeah, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying the irony

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would be if he gets traded the Packers and they

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win a ring. Oh my, I mean nobody. I mean,

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if the.

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Packers win the Super Bowl, it's going to because it's

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going to be because their quarterback did some amazing things

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with help of Micah Parsons.

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Yeah, I mean Jerry would have to jump off the

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more pressing in our personal lives, and that's mainly you.

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Trey in EU raj is this the list of places

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that women refuse to go on a first date? Has

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gone viral again. It was originally shared in twenty twenty three.

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The post sparked wide debate over dating expectations and effort,

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and its reappearances once again fueling conversation across social media.

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The list of absolute knows from women for first dates,

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and some of these might surprise you. For example, sporting

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events came in at number twenty eight, number twenty seven,

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waffle house twenty six. A bar just for drinks draws

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a hard no from women, number twenty five, A hookah bar, nightclubs,

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bowling at twenty three. Women say no to bowling now

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far High State. Yeah, I feel like that's location specific.

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Not in Cleveland. I'll tell you that.

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For fact, I feel like like a tornado alley would

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absolutely be fine with a bowling alley. Nebraska, Oklahoma, Kansas, Yeah, Texas.

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I also think that the bowling thing would probably be

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more venue specific, because like in Dallas there are a

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couple of nice places you can go bowling that I mean,

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they're like.

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You take a first date to Penstack, You're going to

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be just fine. Yeah, No, number twenty two somewhere that

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requires a long drive. Well, you're not going to get

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that with Raj anyway or Tray for that. I mean,

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Trey will drive for a date. You've done that, You

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did that last year. You met someone like pretty far

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out for a date. Raj, that's a hard note for you.

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Well, I'll drive. I just when I get there, they're

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better be parking, but I'll drive right back. I love driving.

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I mean, yeah, that's a really so driving to a

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date one thing. I would never on a first date

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go somewhere that requires a long drive because if they

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get on my nerves in the car on the get go, man,

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that's going to be a bad date and you're stuck

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in a car with them for like an hour.

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Now.

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Yeah, but you can also do this. If it's that bad,

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you can stop midway and be like, here's fifty bucks

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for an uber. Yeah, I'm going the rest of the way.

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You can pull a Tony Romo.

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Yeah you can. You can stop it right there.

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Number twenty two movie night like Netflix, Hulu, et cetera.

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So going to a movie I guess so far in

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this list they're still okay with but not at home

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Netflix and Hulu. Number twenty family functions. That's a hard

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pass for a first date, to be honest, that's one

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of the ones I agree with him. I don't know

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why for a first date you'd want to do that.

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For a family function, I think you're really pretty. Do

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you want to go to my godchild Christening? Ice Cream

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dates at nineteen? Coffee dates at eighteen? Starbucks is seventeen.

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Somehow that's different than coffee dates. So you know women

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made this list. I'm going to get there more option

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on that list.

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There's more options on Starbucks, right, there's like lattes and

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stuff that, yeah.

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Snacks and such. A church? Okay, you met at church.

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Do not do church for a first date.

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If I show up with a chick a church. Do

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you know she's hot because I'm Hindu? Yeah, if I'm

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like he is my savior, she is hot? Who like

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so smoking hot? We're all gonna question of whether or

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not you made a deal with the devil, Yes, and

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I would have. Yeah.

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Fifteen women say absolutely not to a first date at.

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The gym, Oh good, okay.

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Fourteen Denny's thirteen I hop. I don't know why those

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are somehow worse than waffle House as far as the

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ranking is concerned, but there they are, next to each other.

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A buffet at number twelve. Number eleven, Red Lobster draws

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a hard pass from ladies on a first date. Now

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we're into the top ten. Okay, quickside thing though, If

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you want to date my mom, she is single, and

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you can take her to Red Lobster. She loves it.

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I love a woman that likes a cheddar biscuit.

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What about one that loves all the cheddar biscuits like

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own basket kind of thing? And who can blame her?

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All? Right?

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Here we go the top ten of the places that

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women absolutely refuse to go on a first date, as

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originally posted in twenty twenty three that has now gone ReViral.

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Number ten, Wingstop, number nine, Buffalo Wild Wings really anti

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wings here? Number eight any fast food chain. Again, there's

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some get I get all those, yeah, but any fast

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food chain really just kind of took away half the list.

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I've already said, so that this list really could have

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been like six or seven as opposed to twenty eight.

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Number seven, your house. They don't want a first date

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at your house. Okay, someplace in public. I get that.

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The movies there it is. Apparently the movies is no

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longer first date material. Now we're into the top five.

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You remember how any fast food chain was number eight.

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The top five is full of fast food chains that

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women refuse to go on a first date. Number five,

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Olive Garden number four, Chipotle number three, Chili's number two,

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apple Bee's number one. What do you think the chain

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restaurant of choice is for women to say absolutely not

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on a first date.

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You hit home like Applebe's, Chilis. You hit those, So

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that's what I would have guessed.

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There's a big one along with a big, big menu.

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Cheesecake factory.

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Cheesecake factory.

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Yeah, there you go, cheesecake factory. Number one place when

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women refuse to go on a first date. So now

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that those are the twenty eight places they won't go,

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good luck finding one they will go.

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I mean, the lady that I'm seeing, we just kind

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of we just did. The first date was at her place.

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We watched the new episodes of South Park and yeah,

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just kind of hung out. So the home thing, I

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don't know that was her idea.

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That sounds to me. But you guys already went out one,

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so that's more of a second.

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No, different, different, different lady.

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I haven't gone out with Oh oh, and we're already

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saying we're seeing her.

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Yes, Oh what happened to the Russian?

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He was very lovely. We had a very nice dinner.

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She's just not really my type. She wanted to go

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out for cigars afterwards, and I'm like, and I'm out,

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so okay, but I'm like, that's what that was a

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very Russian thing. I'm like, are we going to an

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underground poker room? Like where are you taking me?

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Yes? But no, we had we had a nice we

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had It's very brave of you to decline a second

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date with a woman.

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I did it in public so she couldn't kill me there.

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Uh no. So it was a very nice dinner and

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we had some lovely conversation of a lovely hug. When

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she's like, do you want to go with me to

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the cigar bar here in Madison And I'm like, I will.

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No, Okay, So for the girl that you now claim

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you are seeing, it was her idea to come over

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and watch South Park ye for me to come to

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her place and on a first date. Yeah, okay, but

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that's I guess that's different because it was her idea. Now,

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had you proposed that she might who knows?

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Maybe so yeah, maybe that Maybe that would sound creepy,

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but wow.

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That's a groundbreaking concept if she thinks of it. It's okay.

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because I have a lot to throw out right here.

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All right, here we go, Frankin Bunnies, zombie squirrels, mutant deer,

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and now the first human case of the flesh eating

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parasite New World screwworm has been detected in the United States.

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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say,

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the apocalypse won't announce itself, but there will be signs.

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And I think we have our first handful. Is there

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any doubt that we are in the end times now?

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It's just a matter of when the final thing drops?

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This is there a sort of how Dan starts a cult?

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The end Times are opponents.

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My friends. I'm just in the corner over here, mixing

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kool Aid.

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It wasn't even it was flavoring. That's the worst part

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about that.

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It was knocked off kool Aid.

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It was it was generic kool Aid.

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Oh no, God, I don't know if I'm going out,

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I'm not going out on dollar store kool Aid.

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That's just.

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The icy pops taken.

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Like, I don't know if I'm making you drink Colt juice,

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it's gonna be name brand stuff.

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See. And that's why I would join. I like, I

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want to be in a boogie cult.

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I mean, look, it's it's sure, it's deadly, but it

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is delicious.

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Yeah. Dan's cult is a little bit below scientology. Yeah.

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Mine actually will be the kool Aid cult. I will

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smash my way through your living room wall and give

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you all the reasons why the end times are here,

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and you can take a sip out of me. Oh yeah, yeah,

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have a sip of back Colt juice, which, by the way,

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part of our cult before we do this is going

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to be making and branding Colt juice and selling it.

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It's so it sounds so hipsteristal if you made that

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a vodka right now, it would fly off the shelves.

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I'd buy it. Like sorry, sorry, snoop, eat your heart

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out with nineteen crimes. I'm pumping out some Colt juice.

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We should start this even making it up.

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I mean, the Bible has their signs of the apocalypse,

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but even the guys that wrote the Bible didn't think

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of Frankin Bunny's deer, Bambi, herpes, zombie squirrels, and now

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the flesh eating bacteria called the New World screwworm.

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Yeah, that just sounds like a hip hop group, New

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World Screworm or I think more emo, more emo.

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Okay, Uh yeah, I got I could see that.

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Uh.

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The larva of the New World screw worm fly can

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devastate cattle herds and is rife in parts of Central America. See,

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that's part of the reason why some of the immigrants

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are coming here. They're like, screw worm, We're coming to you.

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What what what?

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I have no idea I got. I got stuck somewhere

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in Central America and Asia Central and and and and

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both were horrific at defensive. And so I'm saying like

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it started sort of like Guatemalan and it ended somewhere

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like Far East Age and it was just all bad. Anyway,

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The first human case of the flesh eating parasite New

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World screwworm has been detected in the United States. That's

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according to the Department of Health and Human Services, which

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I find fascinating. Usually it's the CDC that announces these things,

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but because a bunch of them have been fired or

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resigned and there's distrust in the CDC from the COVID era,

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that now HHS is saddled with announcing these things because

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maybe people will believe it more. If we get to

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the point where the Secretary of State is pushing vaccines,

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you know we've hit a new low. But as it is,

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this case involves a person who had recently traveled to

474
00:27:24.480 --> 00:27:28.480
El Salvador, was confirmed to be screw worm by the

475
00:27:28.559 --> 00:27:32.799
CDC and the Maryland Health Department. They said in a

476
00:27:32.839 --> 00:27:35.480
statement that the resident had recovered from the infection and

477
00:27:35.559 --> 00:27:38.000
the investigation confirmed there is no indication of transmission to

478
00:27:38.039 --> 00:27:41.079
any other individuals or animals, which census is coming from

479
00:27:41.079 --> 00:27:43.640
a government agency, there absolutely is. We're all going to die.

480
00:27:44.720 --> 00:27:46.799
By the way, you have a quota on filling your

481
00:27:46.880 --> 00:27:49.400
number of bottles of cult juice today, so get at it.

482
00:27:51.519 --> 00:27:53.559
They also say this is the first human case of

483
00:27:53.680 --> 00:27:58.200
travel associated New World screw worm biases from an outbreak

484
00:27:58.240 --> 00:28:01.839
affected country identified in the United States. The risk of

485
00:28:01.880 --> 00:28:04.880
public health in the United States from this introduction is

486
00:28:05.279 --> 00:28:15.319
very low. Okay, sure, Jan, nothing to see here. You're fine.

487
00:28:16.319 --> 00:28:18.799
You're not going to be eaten by a screw worm. Okay.

488
00:28:19.640 --> 00:28:21.960
So is it a worm or is it an infection?

489
00:28:22.240 --> 00:28:28.319
I'm it sounds like it can be both. It's fly larva,

490
00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:33.799
So maybe fly lerva gets in you and then it

491
00:28:33.880 --> 00:28:36.039
turns into a screw worm and then eat you maybe

492
00:28:36.079 --> 00:28:36.960
from the inside out.

493
00:28:37.440 --> 00:28:39.759
But then what wouldn't fly larva turn into a fly

494
00:28:40.039 --> 00:28:41.559
I don't know how that would still be a worm

495
00:28:42.039 --> 00:28:45.759
just scientifically. But oh am I I'm not at the CDC,

496
00:28:48.160 --> 00:28:52.680
but yeah, I mean that would be that would be

497
00:28:52.799 --> 00:28:57.559
hard to at your funeral, Like, well, was it the cancer?

498
00:28:57.799 --> 00:28:57.839
No?

499
00:28:58.480 --> 00:29:00.599
Oh? Was it his die? No?

500
00:29:00.839 --> 00:29:07.759
Here, I don't know why that has anything to do

501
00:29:07.839 --> 00:29:10.240
with this. Okay, screw worms, But well, what did he

502
00:29:10.319 --> 00:29:10.559
die of?

503
00:29:12.960 --> 00:29:14.799
I knew he was int the weird stuff, but what

504
00:29:15.000 --> 00:29:15.400
killed him?

505
00:29:16.279 --> 00:29:17.839
Told him to stay out of neck and fight club.

506
00:29:25.359 --> 00:29:28.839
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516
00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:15.000
week or so, we have mentioned one of our favorite

517
00:30:15.039 --> 00:30:19.440
comedies of all time, Airplane, and that movie came out

518
00:30:19.519 --> 00:30:22.519
all the way back in nineteen eighty and it is

519
00:30:23.160 --> 00:30:27.599
a classic. We may disagree on the Cowboys trading Michael

520
00:30:27.640 --> 00:30:30.720
Parsons and certain details of that, but we all agree

521
00:30:30.880 --> 00:30:37.759
that airplane is a classic comedy. Now, Collider dot com thought,

522
00:30:38.000 --> 00:30:40.680
you know what, let's all get together, put our big

523
00:30:40.759 --> 00:30:44.559
brains in one pile and come up with the ten

524
00:30:44.759 --> 00:30:48.319
funniest movies of the past fifty years.

525
00:30:49.440 --> 00:30:50.519
Oh interesting? Okay?

526
00:30:50.640 --> 00:30:54.480
Yeah? So are these the ten funniest movies of the

527
00:30:54.640 --> 00:30:59.079
last fifty years? Collider dot com thinks, so, I'm curious

528
00:30:59.160 --> 00:31:03.440
to know what you think. Number ten came out in

529
00:31:03.559 --> 00:31:08.240
two thousand and four, Anchor Man, The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

530
00:31:09.519 --> 00:31:12.440
Do you think that is a top ten comedy over

531
00:31:12.440 --> 00:31:13.400
the last fifty years?

532
00:31:13.920 --> 00:31:14.519
Absolutely not?

533
00:31:14.960 --> 00:31:20.839
Okay, all right. Number nine, A Fish called Wanda Jami

534
00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:27.640
Curtis came out nineteen eighty eight. Line. I will admit

535
00:31:27.839 --> 00:31:30.559
I have seen it, but it's been a very long time,

536
00:31:30.680 --> 00:31:32.799
and I don't remember a whole lot about it. And

537
00:31:32.839 --> 00:31:34.599
I think I was a kid, so don't I didn't

538
00:31:34.599 --> 00:31:35.440
really get a lot of it.

539
00:31:35.559 --> 00:31:37.079
I think John Cleese was in that as well.

540
00:31:37.240 --> 00:31:40.680
Yep, I need that's one I need to watch. I'd say, rewatch,

541
00:31:40.759 --> 00:31:42.519
but I don't necessarily think it should count when I

542
00:31:42.599 --> 00:31:46.480
watched it when I was like, you know, eight, But

543
00:31:46.599 --> 00:31:48.640
you guys agree, Fish called Wanda would be a top

544
00:31:48.680 --> 00:31:52.480
ten over the last fifty years. Okay, number eight in

545
00:31:52.640 --> 00:31:59.559
two thousand and seven, super Bad. No, I'm with you there.

546
00:31:59.680 --> 00:32:02.920
I liked the movie, but I don't think I would

547
00:32:02.920 --> 00:32:05.319
put it in the top ten funniest movies over the

548
00:32:05.440 --> 00:32:11.119
last fifty years. No, No, number seven. I don't take

549
00:32:11.119 --> 00:32:13.279
any fault with this, kind of like the Mica trade.

550
00:32:14.599 --> 00:32:16.559
I don't have a problem with its inclusion in the

551
00:32:16.640 --> 00:32:20.400
top ten from nineteen seventy nine, The Life of Brian.

552
00:32:21.039 --> 00:32:21.759
Oh, yeah, that's good.

553
00:32:22.400 --> 00:32:24.920
I'm sorry. Just seeing the title it makes me laugh.

554
00:32:25.720 --> 00:32:27.920
I mean, just seeing the title of a movie making

555
00:32:28.000 --> 00:32:31.640
me laugh says a lot about the movie. Yeah, and

556
00:32:31.799 --> 00:32:34.920
just that opening scene, just open up, the shutters scene,

557
00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:40.640
all the way to the end, everyone on the crosses

558
00:32:41.720 --> 00:32:46.759
singing about life, looking on the bright side of life.

559
00:32:47.359 --> 00:32:55.200
That's like twenty dudes are crucified. Oh okay, all right,

560
00:32:55.559 --> 00:32:58.039
Number six, nineteen ninety four Clerks.

561
00:33:00.559 --> 00:33:05.720
Oh, it was good. I'd put in the top twenty. Yeah,

562
00:33:06.440 --> 00:33:07.640
I wouldn't put it in the top ten.

563
00:33:08.759 --> 00:33:11.799
I might. It'd be difficult to make a list like this.

564
00:33:11.920 --> 00:33:13.880
I will admit that, because there were some very funny

565
00:33:13.920 --> 00:33:16.279
movies over the last fifty years, and Clerks was very

566
00:33:16.400 --> 00:33:18.000
different at the time. You were talking about a movie

567
00:33:18.000 --> 00:33:20.400
that was made for like a thousand bucks. Yeah, and

568
00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:23.519
it has some classic lines, not the least of which

569
00:33:23.640 --> 00:33:27.279
is his girlfriend and the things that she did thirty

570
00:33:27.359 --> 00:33:35.759
seven times in a row. Number five, Here we go.

571
00:33:35.880 --> 00:33:39.240
Top five funniest movies over the last fifty years, according

572
00:33:39.240 --> 00:33:42.400
to Collider dot com. Nineteen ninety eight's The Big Lebowski.

573
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:47.920
I mean a cult classic, brilliant movie. I don't know

574
00:33:47.960 --> 00:33:50.839
about top ten comedy. I agree.

575
00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:52.960
I love that movie. I would not slap it in

576
00:33:53.039 --> 00:33:56.119
the top ten. Yeah, funniest films in the last fifty years.

577
00:33:56.359 --> 00:33:58.000
I would kind of lump that in with Clerks of

578
00:33:58.119 --> 00:34:02.079
if you were doing cultural, yeah, impactful, you know. Yeah,

579
00:34:02.359 --> 00:34:03.720
but top ten funniest No.

580
00:34:04.559 --> 00:34:12.800
Number four from twenty eleven Bridesmaids. I will say it

581
00:34:13.039 --> 00:34:17.639
was certainly toilet humor. But yeah, of movies in the

582
00:34:17.719 --> 00:34:21.000
last fifty years, the scene where they all have food

583
00:34:21.039 --> 00:34:24.960
poisoning is among one of the like the hardest laughing

584
00:34:25.079 --> 00:34:28.119
sessions I've had with a film. And I realized it's

585
00:34:28.199 --> 00:34:31.280
completely low hanging fruit. It's toilet humor and everything. But

586
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:34.760
I'm sorry when when she wouldn't Melissa McCarthy, even though

587
00:34:34.800 --> 00:34:37.599
she's polarizing, says it's coming out like hot lof I

588
00:34:37.840 --> 00:34:40.920
just lost it. That was a great scene.

589
00:34:41.400 --> 00:34:43.760
Yeah, but I don't think that qualifies the movie into

590
00:34:43.800 --> 00:34:45.079
the top five.

591
00:34:47.039 --> 00:34:50.320
Number three, I think Trey is going to be okay

592
00:34:50.400 --> 00:34:53.840
with this one. Nineteen ninety six is the Bird Cage.

593
00:34:54.880 --> 00:34:57.559
Yes, yeah, yeah, that's a good one.

594
00:34:58.719 --> 00:35:00.880
Again. That's when I need to go back and rewatch

595
00:35:00.960 --> 00:35:04.599
because that that was a movie. I laughed hard. I mean,

596
00:35:04.719 --> 00:35:09.960
Gene Hackman playing off of just over the top Nathan Lady.

597
00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:12.920
Yes, but Hank Khazaria steals that movie.

598
00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:15.000
Oh absolutely, yeah, he's so good.

599
00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:17.159
The whole movie's so good.

600
00:35:18.000 --> 00:35:18.920
He steals that movie.

601
00:35:19.880 --> 00:35:22.840
And they did a really good job casting the couple

602
00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:26.079
that brings these two families together, because I can kind

603
00:35:26.119 --> 00:35:29.079
of remember the guy's face. I don't even remember the girl.

604
00:35:29.320 --> 00:35:31.519
And they should be forgettable because you don't want them

605
00:35:31.559 --> 00:35:32.719
taking away from.

606
00:35:32.599 --> 00:35:35.079
The star power of the parents on both don't remember

607
00:35:35.119 --> 00:35:37.039
Calista Flockhart, that's who it was.

608
00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:42.599
Yes, okay, he was a little forgettable and it was fine.

609
00:35:43.719 --> 00:35:47.159
Number two nineteen eighty four's this is Spinal Tap.

610
00:35:47.960 --> 00:35:55.440
Oh for sure, Absolutely, yeah, I agree. I wouldn't put

611
00:35:55.440 --> 00:35:57.440
it at number two. Yeah, I put it in the

612
00:35:57.519 --> 00:36:01.679
top ten. It'd probably be eight for me. But I

613
00:36:01.800 --> 00:36:03.639
do believe they're making Spinal Tap two.

614
00:36:04.039 --> 00:36:04.800
Yes they are, and I.

615
00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:08.920
Don't know if they should, but I will go. I

616
00:36:09.000 --> 00:36:12.039
will see it, but because I mean, all the all

617
00:36:12.079 --> 00:36:15.679
the cast is still around, so I will still watch it.

618
00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:17.199
But Spinal Tap great movie.

619
00:36:17.599 --> 00:36:21.280
I am with you. I know I've seen that movie,

620
00:36:21.320 --> 00:36:23.360
but it was an extremely long time ago. I need

621
00:36:23.440 --> 00:36:25.280
to I need to write down my list of the

622
00:36:25.320 --> 00:36:27.920
films that I need to watch slash rewatch because it's

623
00:36:27.920 --> 00:36:30.400
been so long, and Spinal Tap is one of them. Yeah,

624
00:36:31.440 --> 00:36:33.400
and it is one of the most quoted movies of

625
00:36:33.480 --> 00:36:35.880
all time. Would just then turn it up to eleven

626
00:36:36.159 --> 00:36:39.639
and the level will say that and have no idea

627
00:36:39.679 --> 00:36:41.840
of its origin, right, I've seen that.

628
00:36:41.880 --> 00:36:43.679
I've seen like young kids like turn up to eleven

629
00:36:43.719 --> 00:36:44.800
and I'm like, you don't know where that came.

630
00:36:45.639 --> 00:36:48.920
That gave no fing clue where that came from? Do you?

631
00:36:49.400 --> 00:36:53.800
Number one, According to Collider dot com, the funniest movie

632
00:36:53.920 --> 00:36:59.960
of the last fifty years is Airplane.

633
00:37:00.920 --> 00:37:06.440
Yes, I mean, you know, we left out a lot

634
00:37:06.480 --> 00:37:11.360
of I mean, I can't believe nothing from No Brooks

635
00:37:11.440 --> 00:37:16.440
really made it into Blazing Saddles Blazing History of the World.

636
00:37:17.239 --> 00:37:19.400
I'm with you the fact that that's not on there.

637
00:37:19.599 --> 00:37:23.280
I mean, I like, look, i'd love Spaceballs. I wouldn't

638
00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:24.840
put it in the top ten. It might be the

639
00:37:24.920 --> 00:37:30.559
top ten in my heart, yes, but no Blazing Saddles. Honestly,

640
00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:33.599
if you had Blazing Saddles and Airplane one and two

641
00:37:34.599 --> 00:37:37.639
in either order, right, I don't think anyone would be

642
00:37:37.679 --> 00:37:39.719
mad about it. But the fact that Collider dot com

643
00:37:41.440 --> 00:37:44.920
and did not include it is such such a just

644
00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:48.079
it it affects the credibility of the list.

645
00:37:48.960 --> 00:37:51.639
An Airplane two was actually really good as well. Like,

646
00:37:52.239 --> 00:37:54.920
people don't realize that William Shatner killed me in that movie.

647
00:37:56.199 --> 00:38:00.480
It's just the biggest it was playing William Shatner was him.

648
00:38:01.079 --> 00:38:02.800
Well, look, I mean, if we're being honest, if you're

649
00:38:02.840 --> 00:38:04.880
going to make a list of the top ten funniest

650
00:38:04.920 --> 00:38:07.360
films over the last fifty years and you don't include

651
00:38:07.400 --> 00:38:11.800
Blazing Saddles, your credibility is in question. Also, if you

652
00:38:12.039 --> 00:38:15.519
can't bother to include at least one Police Academy, I'm

653
00:38:15.559 --> 00:38:16.519
looking at you, sideways.

654
00:38:17.960 --> 00:38:20.679
I never found those movies funny and GW. Bailey was

655
00:38:20.719 --> 00:38:25.400
one of my professors in college, and I never had

656
00:38:25.440 --> 00:38:28.360
the ard to tell them I don't find any of

657
00:38:28.440 --> 00:38:30.559
those funny. I thought Michael Winslow was great because I

658
00:38:30.639 --> 00:38:33.119
like the sound effect thing. That's pretty cool. And if

659
00:38:33.159 --> 00:38:34.719
you ever go to lunch with them, he does it.

660
00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:43.239
Any glaring omissions from the list tray for you, I.

661
00:38:43.239 --> 00:38:46.079
Would have put Old School and or Animal House.

662
00:38:47.760 --> 00:38:50.679
Oh yeah. I wonder if they were trying to go

663
00:38:50.800 --> 00:38:53.480
like a politically politically correct route they.

664
00:38:53.440 --> 00:38:56.000
Had to, because if that's the case, then that would

665
00:38:56.039 --> 00:38:59.519
explain why Blazing Saddles and Animal House are not on

666
00:38:59.599 --> 00:39:02.280
the list. Same could be said for Fast Times at

667
00:39:02.320 --> 00:39:02.960
Ridgemont High.

668
00:39:03.920 --> 00:39:08.280
Oh yeah, for sure. Uh you know, and then like

669
00:39:08.960 --> 00:39:12.679
the top ten, I don't know what's out for me.

670
00:39:14.119 --> 00:39:17.519
I mean, Monty Python's a holy grail. I don't know

671
00:39:17.559 --> 00:39:19.719
how long that didn't make it same.

672
00:39:19.760 --> 00:39:22.960
I'm right there with you, Yeah, mel Brooks, Monty Python,

673
00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:25.519
holy grail, Come on, man.

674
00:39:26.039 --> 00:39:26.239
Yeah.

675
00:39:26.599 --> 00:39:29.159
Now they may not have intended it to be funny,

676
00:39:29.239 --> 00:39:32.599
but if you go and you watch American Ninja four,

677
00:39:37.320 --> 00:39:38.239
you don't laugh.

678
00:39:40.679 --> 00:39:41.480
The annihilation.

679
00:39:43.880 --> 00:39:47.960
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680
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681
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00:40:05.880 --> 00:40:10.199
Today is September first, twenty twenty five. Hope you're having

684
00:40:10.239 --> 00:40:15.559
an outstanding labor day and we're going to celebrate with

685
00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:24.639
some birthdays. September first birthday babies. Zindaiya, Zandia whatever. Zindeia

686
00:40:24.800 --> 00:40:29.000
is twenty eight years old today. She is whatever, however

687
00:40:29.079 --> 00:40:31.079
you say her name, and the Dune movies, the New

688
00:40:31.199 --> 00:40:35.519
Dune movies. She's also Rue Bennett on HBO's Euphoria and

689
00:40:35.760 --> 00:40:39.719
Michelle Jones mj in the New Spider Man movies. In

690
00:40:39.880 --> 00:40:43.079
the MCU quick question, I've either of you seen the

691
00:40:43.199 --> 00:40:46.400
New Dune movie with Zendia and Timothy Sallame.

692
00:40:47.400 --> 00:40:49.079
It's part one. I have not seen part two.

693
00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:54.840
I've seen both. Yeah, it's good.

694
00:40:54.920 --> 00:40:55.280
I guess.

695
00:40:55.840 --> 00:40:58.440
I mean, it's star studded cast, there's no doubt. I guess.

696
00:40:58.480 --> 00:41:01.800
I just I don't. I don't for some reason that movie,

697
00:41:02.079 --> 00:41:04.079
with the premise of it, even though it's very it's

698
00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:06.480
kind of similar to you, like Star Wars type stuff,

699
00:41:06.960 --> 00:41:09.519
sci fi and all that, it just doesn't really pull

700
00:41:09.639 --> 00:41:12.880
me in. Although I will say I am fascinated by

701
00:41:13.000 --> 00:41:16.400
the arc of Timothy Chalameange's character where it's like he's

702
00:41:16.440 --> 00:41:18.480
supposed to be a freedom fighter and he's out for

703
00:41:18.559 --> 00:41:21.280
revenge because they killed his family, and then he basically

704
00:41:21.360 --> 00:41:24.800
is going to turn into a really bad dude. That

705
00:41:24.920 --> 00:41:25.599
part's interesting.

706
00:41:26.519 --> 00:41:28.360
I thought they did an excellent job with part one,

707
00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:31.239
and like I just I don't know why I never

708
00:41:31.320 --> 00:41:33.599
watched part two, just the.

709
00:41:33.599 --> 00:41:35.719
Way I look at it. If you if you saw

710
00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:38.159
part one, then you should absolutely see part Like if

711
00:41:38.159 --> 00:41:40.639
you saw part one and you at least liked it,

712
00:41:41.239 --> 00:41:45.400
then you should definitely see the second one. Other birthdays today,

713
00:41:47.039 --> 00:41:51.519
let's see here JD Fortune. He won rock Star in

714
00:41:51.679 --> 00:41:55.800
excess to replace the late Michael Hutchins as lead singer.

715
00:41:56.480 --> 00:41:58.840
He is fifty two today. However, he's not been with

716
00:41:59.000 --> 00:42:03.199
him since twenty eleven for vastly different reasons than Michael

717
00:42:03.239 --> 00:42:04.760
Hutchins is no longer with them.

718
00:42:05.360 --> 00:42:08.559
Yeah, didn't they replaced him with because Michael Hutchinson has

719
00:42:08.599 --> 00:42:10.519
a brother that looks just like him, and I.

720
00:42:10.559 --> 00:42:14.119
Really that's yes. Now, did they not get him in

721
00:42:14.159 --> 00:42:14.719
the first place?

722
00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:18.239
That was the whole thing. I'm sure it was like

723
00:42:18.400 --> 00:42:20.679
we got this new reality show that we're going to

724
00:42:20.719 --> 00:42:22.320
do and when you win, you can be the frontman

725
00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:26.519
for in Access And he's like, uh, hello, I can

726
00:42:26.599 --> 00:42:27.039
do that now.

727
00:42:27.480 --> 00:42:29.199
Like he's in the front row and they're just looking

728
00:42:29.239 --> 00:42:32.199
above him, like over his head, like anyone anyone in here.

729
00:42:32.320 --> 00:42:35.840
Like, yeah, I believe it's I think they almost look similar.

730
00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:40.320
Interesting. My still my my favorite though, as far as

731
00:42:40.679 --> 00:42:43.320
replacing a lead singer in a band, My favorite story

732
00:42:44.199 --> 00:42:47.519
is Steve Perry leaving Journey and then Journey finding its

733
00:42:47.679 --> 00:42:52.119
new frontman had a karaoke bar in the Philippines. Dude

734
00:42:52.199 --> 00:42:53.719
sounds just like Steve Perry.

735
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:54.960
I found him on YouTube.

736
00:42:55.719 --> 00:42:56.960
Yeah, yeah, on YouTube.

737
00:42:57.400 --> 00:43:01.519
Arnell Perneda is his name, and the two bartenders at

738
00:43:01.519 --> 00:43:04.039
the laugh Actory you're both Filipino. And then when he

739
00:43:04.199 --> 00:43:06.760
got the gig they were it was like it was

740
00:43:06.840 --> 00:43:09.440
like India won the World Cup. Like that's like like

741
00:43:09.559 --> 00:43:11.960
that's how they acted like Philippine, Like can you believe it?

742
00:43:11.960 --> 00:43:15.480
I was like, he's a karaoke singer. The best part

743
00:43:15.559 --> 00:43:18.239
of what did they say is the greatest form of

744
00:43:18.840 --> 00:43:22.559
flattery's imitation, right, And that's what it is. And I

745
00:43:22.599 --> 00:43:24.719
would never go but I did like when they get

746
00:43:24.719 --> 00:43:27.360
inducted in the Hall of Fames. Steve Perry didn't stand

747
00:43:27.440 --> 00:43:29.840
up and walk on stage with them. He's still sat

748
00:43:29.920 --> 00:43:32.039
in the front and then after they were done with

749
00:43:32.079 --> 00:43:34.360
their speech, he went up and spoke, and I thought

750
00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:37.159
that was classic because like, let him have his moment.

751
00:43:38.719 --> 00:43:39.840
What was the what?

752
00:43:40.039 --> 00:43:41.840
What was what happened there?

753
00:43:42.280 --> 00:43:43.440
Steve Perry lost his voice?

754
00:43:44.039 --> 00:43:47.239
Okay, well he also had an he was good. They

755
00:43:47.280 --> 00:43:49.039
wanted to go on tour. Steve was like, I don't

756
00:43:49.039 --> 00:43:51.400
want to go yet, and everybody was fighting to go

757
00:43:51.519 --> 00:43:54.920
on tour. So he was training because the front man

758
00:43:55.000 --> 00:43:56.559
like just because of how much work you have to

759
00:43:56.599 --> 00:43:59.320
do on stage. So he was like running near his

760
00:43:59.440 --> 00:44:01.519
house and whole and he got to the top of

761
00:44:01.559 --> 00:44:03.400
a hill and he couldn't move and he had to

762
00:44:03.480 --> 00:44:06.960
have a hip replacement. They found it out later and

763
00:44:07.559 --> 00:44:10.639
simultaneously with what Tray said, like he had to have

764
00:44:10.800 --> 00:44:12.639
like vocal lessons and I think he had like pull

765
00:44:12.760 --> 00:44:15.000
ups on his vocal cord or something like that. So

766
00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:16.920
he's like, I'm gonna be out for another six months.

767
00:44:16.960 --> 00:44:19.800
When when I'm done, we'll resume the tour. And the

768
00:44:19.880 --> 00:44:23.800
band was like, you're fired, because they so jacked up Yeah,

769
00:44:23.840 --> 00:44:25.199
they just wanted to go back out on the road

770
00:44:25.199 --> 00:44:27.119
and make money. Well they found this kid.

771
00:44:27.119 --> 00:44:29.280
I think, I think, because I don't think he's still

772
00:44:29.760 --> 00:44:32.760
like I think it was I might be able to

773
00:44:32.840 --> 00:44:35.400
sing again. And they were like, yeah, sorry, we're not

774
00:44:35.440 --> 00:44:35.920
waiting for you.

775
00:44:36.360 --> 00:44:38.119
And I don't know how long of a time frame

776
00:44:38.199 --> 00:44:40.320
it was from when they fired Steve Perry when they

777
00:44:40.400 --> 00:44:44.119
got the Filipino YouTuber. But it wasn't immediate like it

778
00:44:44.440 --> 00:44:45.400
it took some time.

779
00:44:46.079 --> 00:44:46.280
Yeah.

780
00:44:47.599 --> 00:44:50.679
Anyway, that's just such a fascinating story. Just to have

781
00:44:50.840 --> 00:44:54.159
greed takeover that much. It's like, but sucks for you, Steve.

782
00:44:54.239 --> 00:44:57.400
We're gonna We're just gonna find some somebody and keep

783
00:44:57.440 --> 00:44:57.840
on going.

784
00:44:58.000 --> 00:45:02.079
The best part of it is he wrote the majority

785
00:45:02.119 --> 00:45:05.199
of their songs, so when they go out and perform,

786
00:45:05.840 --> 00:45:07.480
like I think it's him, one other guy that writes

787
00:45:07.519 --> 00:45:09.679
the songs for it, Like he still gets paid. Yeah,

788
00:45:09.800 --> 00:45:11.960
so he's like when they went up there to accept

789
00:45:11.960 --> 00:45:14.400
the award, you know, the deduction of the Hall of Fame,

790
00:45:14.480 --> 00:45:17.039
you could have seen the smile on his face, like Graskins,

791
00:45:19.480 --> 00:45:19.920
he should have.

792
00:45:19.920 --> 00:45:28.719
Said thank you. In Filipino, you're listening to.

793
00:45:28.800 --> 00:45:32.400
The tree House visit us online at Treehouse on Air

794
00:45:32.679 --> 00:45:33.159
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795
00:45:42.239 --> 00:45:46.760
You're in the Treehouse, visit us online at Treehouse OnAir

796
00:45:46.960 --> 00:45:47.440
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797
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798
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799
00:45:56.000 --> 00:45:58.920
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800
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802
00:46:05.360 --> 00:46:07.079
All right, we have just a couple of minutes left

803
00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:10.119
for the show today, Tray, is there any more taking

804
00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:12.079
to task you would like to do to me over

805
00:46:12.119 --> 00:46:17.639
the Micah Parsons trade away from the Cowboys to the Packers. Again,

806
00:46:17.719 --> 00:46:20.079
let me just reiterate, I don't love the trade. I

807
00:46:20.159 --> 00:46:23.480
don't love the situation, but based on what happened, I

808
00:46:23.599 --> 00:46:25.840
can live with what they got for him.

809
00:46:26.840 --> 00:46:28.719
Then, like I told you, I'm gonna save a chair

810
00:46:28.800 --> 00:46:31.719
for you when you're when you're ready to quit your

811
00:46:31.760 --> 00:46:35.280
addiction you have, there's a spot spot for you.

812
00:46:36.039 --> 00:46:37.159
At Cowboys Anonymous.

813
00:46:37.679 --> 00:46:38.559
I'll be your sponsor.

814
00:46:40.840 --> 00:46:43.039
Can it can be next to the coffee and the

815
00:46:43.119 --> 00:46:44.760
donuts so I can just kind of reach over and

816
00:46:44.880 --> 00:46:46.039
just absolutely plenty.

817
00:46:46.039 --> 00:46:48.199
If you can call me anytime day or night, and

818
00:46:48.840 --> 00:46:50.800
I'll explain to you what happened during the game.

819
00:46:54.079 --> 00:46:55.719
I don't feel like that's a good sponsor.

820
00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:00.679
I just don't want you to relapse to nineteen ninety

821
00:47:00.679 --> 00:47:05.760
six or nineteen ninety three. They actually won a championship.

822
00:47:06.920 --> 00:47:08.599
I don't want you to revert back to then.

823
00:47:10.159 --> 00:47:14.320
I will say this, I was thinking that my my

824
00:47:14.519 --> 00:47:19.239
worst nightmare was going to be that if Micah left

825
00:47:19.320 --> 00:47:23.159
and whatever was that he would have tried everything within

826
00:47:23.280 --> 00:47:26.960
his power and his agent's power to land in Washington

827
00:47:29.639 --> 00:47:33.920
to be reunited with what's his nuts. And you're talking

828
00:47:33.960 --> 00:47:35.960
about a team that's just that just came off of

829
00:47:36.119 --> 00:47:39.280
going to the NFC title game and then acquiring Micah.

830
00:47:39.400 --> 00:47:41.599
I thought, oh man, that would be that would be

831
00:47:41.599 --> 00:47:44.159
an ideal situation. I would think if you're Micah. But

832
00:47:44.880 --> 00:47:47.480
instead they shipped him off to Green Bay.

833
00:47:47.639 --> 00:47:49.480
Yeah. I don't think there was any chance Jerry was

834
00:47:49.519 --> 00:47:53.480
going to trade him in conference in divisions.

835
00:47:54.000 --> 00:47:58.159
Yeah no, although it's Jerry, you never know. Yeah, I

836
00:47:58.199 --> 00:48:00.880
mean maybe if he called, like if he quick hypothetical.

837
00:48:01.639 --> 00:48:04.119
I usually hate these in sports stock but whatever, I'll

838
00:48:04.159 --> 00:48:10.840
do this one. If Okay, so we get the Cowboys

839
00:48:10.880 --> 00:48:13.960
get two first rounders and a Pro Bowl defensive tackle

840
00:48:14.639 --> 00:48:17.159
for micro Parsons. That's what they get from Green Bay.

841
00:48:17.840 --> 00:48:20.880
Would you have been okay with sending Micah to Washington

842
00:48:21.599 --> 00:48:23.760
if you got three first round picks.

843
00:48:25.519 --> 00:48:29.960
Yes, I would have been fine sending them anywhere. The

844
00:48:30.000 --> 00:48:31.719
Cowboys are gonna suck regardless.

845
00:48:32.800 --> 00:48:34.880
So it just doesn't matter where for how much.

846
00:48:35.280 --> 00:48:38.039
No, Yeah, I'll take the more of the picks, but

847
00:48:38.119 --> 00:48:39.519
as long as that, as long as they have that

848
00:48:39.639 --> 00:48:42.199
d contract. I mean, here's how I messed up the

849
00:48:42.280 --> 00:48:46.400
that contract is most quarterback contracts, you're the highest paid

850
00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:49.360
quarterback for less than a year because there's always some more.

851
00:48:49.400 --> 00:48:51.719
They'll do a dollar more DAK. A year later, it's

852
00:48:51.719 --> 00:48:52.920
still the highest paid quarterback.

853
00:48:53.320 --> 00:48:58.800
Yeah. And and thank you to Jerry Jones for inventing

854
00:48:58.920 --> 00:48:59.719
the salary cap.

855
00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:02.840
An idiot, the architect of his destruction.

856
00:49:03.280 --> 00:49:05.920
That's right, just because you can make it doesn't mean

857
00:49:05.960 --> 00:49:06.800
you can operate it.

858
00:49:07.280 --> 00:49:09.000
Yeah, he's he's neuro with the nets.

859
00:49:09.719 --> 00:49:14.679
And I will always contend the start where Jerry starts off,

860
00:49:14.760 --> 00:49:17.639
and it absolutely he you're basically you're one or year

861
00:49:17.679 --> 00:49:19.519
two of the salary cap completely screws the team and

862
00:49:19.559 --> 00:49:22.480
everything else. When he signed Don Sanders. Yeah, because you

863
00:49:22.519 --> 00:49:25.280
could have signed a lot of core players instead of

864
00:49:25.360 --> 00:49:25.960
that contract.

865
00:49:26.639 --> 00:49:30.679
And Roger, you said, Jerry's, Jerry's what Jerry's He's near

866
00:49:30.920 --> 00:49:31.840
Nero with his fiddle.

867
00:49:32.400 --> 00:49:35.320
You know, he's just watching Rome Burn.

868
00:49:36.639 --> 00:49:46.760
Eventually he looks around and goes, ah, Welcome to the

869
00:49:46.800 --> 00:49:53.840
world of cowboys fans, Jerry for all things Treehouse, go

870
00:49:53.880 --> 00:49:55.079
to Treehouse on air dot com.

871
00:49:55.239 --> 00:49:58.079
Yes, I did think of one, or actually two movies

872
00:49:58.119 --> 00:50:00.159
that really got should have been on that list. The

873
00:50:00.239 --> 00:50:03.440
top ten. Dumb and Dumber.

874
00:50:05.440 --> 00:50:07.679
Oh okay.

875
00:50:08.079 --> 00:50:11.559
Interestingly, a scene that would compete with how hard I

876
00:50:11.679 --> 00:50:15.159
laughed at the diarrhea scene in Bride'smaids would certainly be

877
00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:18.559
Jeff Daniels diarrhea scene in Dumb and Dumber and.

878
00:50:18.920 --> 00:50:22.840
Dan I'm surprised you didn't catch this one. Either Vacation

879
00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:23.840
or Christmas Vacation.

880
00:50:25.239 --> 00:50:27.960
Oh no, I'm with you. They might be in my

881
00:50:28.159 --> 00:50:31.000
top ten, and Christmas Vacation is in my top ten,

882
00:50:31.079 --> 00:50:33.159
but I don't expect everyone else to agree with that one.

883
00:50:33.320 --> 00:50:36.760
Then you have to go with Fletch. I do love Fletch.

884
00:50:37.400 --> 00:50:38.599
I even like Fletch Lives.

885
00:50:39.320 --> 00:50:49.440
No, you need to end this show now, I mean,

886
00:50:49.519 --> 00:50:52.840
come on, it had Randall text Cobb and jail, wearing makeup,

887
00:50:52.960 --> 00:50:56.679
saying he was in jail for molesting a dead horse.

888
00:51:01.360 --> 00:51:06.239
Chevy Chase dressed up as a televangelist. All right, whatever,

889
00:51:06.960 --> 00:51:09.039
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890
00:51:09.159 --> 00:51:11.519
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891
00:51:11.559 --> 00:51:13.559
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892
00:51:13.599 --> 00:51:16.119
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893
00:51:16.400 --> 00:51:20.119
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894
00:51:20.119 --> 00:51:22.280
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