I'm NOT Your Huckleberry? | The Treehouse Podcast, Episode 81

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Congratulations, you have made it inside
the treehouse. Time to believe your warriors

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outside and join me Daniel Malley,
Trey Trenholm, and Ron Sharman as we

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get stupid on a Monday. Yeah. So, uh, Trey, you

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were starting to tell us something right
before we got started. Uh what?

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Oh did y'all know that like phone
sects, ads and lines were a thing

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again? No? Yeah, like
I you know, working in bars and

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you have TVs on all the time. Yeah, Now after midnight you start

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seeing phone sex line ads again.
Like, wait, with all the technology,

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that's what's making a comeback. Is
it a real person or is it

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it is? Ay, it is
everything you would remember from an ad from

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twenty years ago. Flad chicks you
know, yeah, hot, heavy,

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blah blah. You know it's just
same same ad. Just I'm like,

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the same. How does that make
a comeback? It really is. The

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party line thing is back too,
by the way, that whole life are

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you do you want a party with
like all the hot chicks in your area,

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Like they don't give you any specific
like they don't tell you like in

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Dallas or like in your area.
It's like it's still but it's still like

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a dollar dollar ninety nine cents a
minute, now, I think is what

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it is? Is what I said
on the last one. Do you know

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what, Here's what's brilliant about it? And it just dawned on me and

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why they're doing it. You have
a whole generation who has no concept that

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their phone, that phone actually could
cost money making calls. Oh yeah,

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yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
You have a whole new generation of nerds

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so that that that need to that
need to experience some loving at ninety nine

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cents a minute. They don't even
know what long distance means. It's because

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it doesn't exist anymore. I know, That's what I'm saying. I mean,

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they that's not something that I bet
there's so many of them that have

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no concept that you know, stuff
like that. I mean, think about

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it. That's how they got it
when we were kids. Is you have

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a bunch of kids calling those numbers
because they didn't know, yeah, until

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the parents got the phone bill and
it's you know, it's four thousand dollars.

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Yeah yeah. I remember one year
we wanted to call. It was

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a Santa Claus one like where you
could have a Santa send, like you

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can top the sand on the phone. And I was like okay. So

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it was like no, no,
just just like yeah, just kids,

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Santa. It was like a little
thing that popped up around the holidays,

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and it was off by one number. And I don't know if it was

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me that donald or my my cousin
that dialed, but uh, it wasn't

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Santa that answered. Uh. It
was like, uh, I'm not going

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to go into detail what the first
line was, but that's how they no

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no pun intended to suck you in. But it was like and my and

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We're just listening to it for like
a minute, and I'm like what And

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I hung up and I was like, oh, I think that was the

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wrong number. And it was like
you know, nine seven six Santa or

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whatever. And so I, you
know, doing that as a kid,

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trying to figure out that. Yeah, my dad, I think the bill

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for that was like I think then
it was like four ninety nine a minute

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or something like that. Oh yeah. And when that, my Dad's like,

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you know, who know what was
this five dollars charge for? And

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I was like oh, and it
said on it like what the the line

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was? Oh, it wasn't Santa. It was like it was like a

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three something thing or whatever, and
I'm like, we don't know what that

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is. We're just trying to call
Santa with Prancer and obviously Vixen. Yeah,

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but they're back now one hundred percent
and with the rates, I mean,

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you gotta give them credit. The
rates are so much cheaper. Well

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with with out of control inflation.
Ninety nine sent cubmentted sounds like a throwback

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price that actually is pretty good.
It's like album back in the day.

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Some of those phone sex lines,
they were like three ninety nine minute,

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Like you're saying, right, yeah, damn what No, you know no,

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I know that look on your face
and I know that tone in your

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voice. No, We're gonna have
to, you know, listen to the

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plus episode to really understand this.
But Dan, yeah, one eight hundred

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Sexy Goat Oh yeah, uh yeah
yeah Dan, do there we go?

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Huh you Trey, But I'll take
the h I'll take the opportunity to plug

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the Treehouse Plus episode. You can
go to patreon dot com slash Treehouse on

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air to listen uh to the new
Goat Man of Bordeaux Mountain. Yes,

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and if we ever do it,
if we ever do another uh special and

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you do it a Star Wars based
one. You could be and I just

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thought of this name. I don't
know how you've never thought of it,

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but you could be Dando Kelrissian.
We actually did that one. Oh you

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did Okay, you did that a
handful of years ago. Yeah. Oh

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that's a good I like it.
That's what you should go for every every

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Halloween because your lightsaber would be amazing. Yeah. I've asked Alfie to send

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me, to send me all those
and I was like three weeks ago and

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he was like, yeah, I
put it on my to do list and

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then nothing. Dan Do set Now
Dan Calrisian. I mean it was right

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there with Lando. But I mean
I guess I guess you know what.

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I guess Dan Do could could replace
the Darth and all the Sith people.

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Yeah, but you know Dan Do
Vader Dan. You think about Bubba Fett's

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ship and I mean just you know, you could just make that a Penis

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and Dan Doo would be flying around
New from lucasfilm. Yeah, that's the

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special. It's also how you end
up with a sign in your front yard

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as the Dandelorian. Uh asking about
where the child is. Anyway, back

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to the current state of affairs,
yes, Uh, Hugh Tray was very

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much no I had. I had
no idea that phone sex line? We

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were hot again? Is it a
throwback thing? Is is it like people

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our age feeling like it's it's nostalgic, because look, nostalgia is a huge

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money maker right now. That's like
even us talking about Star Wars. That's

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you know, nostalgia is the reason
why Star Wars keeps printing money is because

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we keep going back to these new
things that they throw out, hoping to

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recapture the feeling we had when we
were kids watching these things and it's not

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really happening, but we we keep
going back to that well because we're searching

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for that feeling. Is that what
they're trying to do with the phone sex

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lines? I think Trey was spot
on when it's like kids today are like,

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oh, let me call that number, because the fine they always had

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the fine print underneath the number.
They don't look, they don't blare out

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at you like hey, this is
gonna cost you money, right, And

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then you like he said, you
know, he's working late night at the

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bar and you got a couple of
guys in lonely get home and you're like

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you don't want to. I'm gonna
call this number, and then they get

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the phone bill at the end of
the month and they owe some four ladies

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sitting in a cubicle in New York, like four thousand dollars. I just

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don't understand why it is you're gonna
call somebody when there's your there's there's porn

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everywhere online and not even just like
porn porn. You can go yeah and

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and and talk to somebody live.
Yeah, but think about that. Yeah,

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they never talk on the phone.
So now you're talking about and talking

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about like having a human interaction and
like they should the person or anything else

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and just just on the phone.
It really I bet it to a lot

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of them. It is a novel
concept. We should have a sex face

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time more than they actually call.
Again, that actually plays intoto. What

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I'm saying this is, why would
you go through an audio phone call that

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you may not have much experience with
if you have a certain age, when

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you can easily just do a video
chat with someone? Yeah, uh yeah,

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like like a cameo, like a
favorite porn star send you a message

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something like that, or most of
them have only fans, yeah, yeah,

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or like if they have a sexting
app where you can charge kids for

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the sexting, and they they may
actually think that they're actually going to pick

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up a chick as you I don't
know if they're still selling them as like

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you know, it's a chat line
and you're gonna you know, you know,

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local singles are on there, and
they may think that, oh many

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is the new thing. Yeah,
you know, I guess I could see

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it as a viable option when if
you're a lonely man and you just spent

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you know, three four hours and
three four thousand dollars at the strip club

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and obviously struck out, so you
go home, You're like, well maybe

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that pretty lady on TV will will
give me a shot. Yeah, And

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like I was saying, like if
they sell it, like you know,

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do you want to talk to sexy
ladies in your area and they're not here.

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They're like you know, college co
eds, and like no, they're

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not just some fat lady at home. TCU girls are not sitting in their

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sorority house just waiting, you know, for for Tim the forty four year

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old and his underwear to call.
But they sell it like that, right,

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So I mean that's uh so maybe
that's what it is. Maybe it's

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like you know what I struck out
tonight, but this party line, like

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maybe I can and then they and
they have this thing because I saw it

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years ago. They did a documentary
on it. But then you can go

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into like your own private chat with
the one on one with the girl that

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you like, and then that's a
separate thing. So it's the phone carrier's

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version of the champagne room. Yes, yeah, basically. And then could

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I then just take that five dollars
credit that AT and T is giving me

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for the outage the other day and
just apply it to the to their sex

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line. Yeah, just call for
three minutes and that's all it's going to

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call. But what if they get
you hooked? If man I got back,

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Yeah, I walked into that.
Okay. Uh, speaking of AT

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and T and the outage the other
day, I've decided that five bucks is

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not enough to give me for the
inconvenience of the outage. I understand AT

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and T's position, saying five dollars
is the average daily cost of our phone

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plans, but I want more than
that, and short of that, then

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I just feel like I need to
create a Q list and AT and T

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needs to be on it. And
I feel like this you list needs to

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be not necessarily people, but uh
groups, organizations into teas that have done

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us wrong. And I think maybe
it would just be a feel good thing

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to have. And maybe I'll have
my wife do like a poster board of

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it and hang it up. That'll
be fun. She likes being creative and

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things, sort of like a vision
board. But you know, for you

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and AT and T would need to
be on it, because honestly, when

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they said, oh, we're gonna
give you everybody five dollars, Wow,

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if you think that's a lot and
you think that's enough, I tell you

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what, you should just keep the
five bucks. Don't even do me the

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favor. If you need it that
bad, you keep it. But I'm

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gonna put you on my que list. And the only thing AT and T

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would have going for it is that
it would only be number two on my

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que list. Number one is,
of course Urkott. Yeah, Urkott has

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never even tried to make good on
their cops at least AT and T.

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Albeit a dumb one. It is
an attempt doesn't make any sort of attempts.

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So you you the most anyone else. I'm missing on the key list

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Tyheart Radio. I'm I'm okay with
them. I don't, I don't.

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I mean, yeah, the freak
doesn't. Look we've moved on from them,

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they've moved on from ratings. We
all win. You can send if

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everybody just sent them the five dollars, maybe you can pull them out of

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bankruptcy. If you can hire someone
who could turn on a mic. I

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think I can hear. I think
I can hear scribbling off the toll way

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right now. And someone's making up
their own list, and we're on top

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one? Two people Cool? I'm
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haven't seen it. It's like Nick
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he's like, all right, this
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people can fall in love without ever
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Nick, Like you could have just
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That is the phone number to contact
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Eight three three COOKDFW. The website
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inspection. Daniel, you and I
are are movie buffs. What's a new

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movie you're excited about coming out soon? The one that's coming out right now

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is Twister two. Original Twister came
out in what the early nineties. Yeah,

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so it's been a while. I
mean, heck, I mean that's

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over thirty years and now we're fixing
see Twister two. So I'm kind of

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excited. On weather buff, I'm
in I'm in a weather related business and

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I watch weather NonStop. I probably
watch weather at least six or seven times

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a day. In some form of
fashion, and it's for multiple One.

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I want to know what's going on, but also because we're building every day,

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so I got to know what days
we can build properly without having chances

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of storms or something. You're hitting
us. So twist or two. But

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I hope it doesn't let us down. That's my biggest fear. It really

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is a terrifying situation to put ourselves
in, and that is putting our trust

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in Hollywood to once again not let
us down. I'm not sure who I

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would trust least when it comes to
the Disappointment Department Hollywood or the Cowboy Man.

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That's a that's a pickle right there. I thought you are the politicians,

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Oh my god. Well okay,
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they're not any better. Yeah,
But Daniel is right. He is on

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top of that weather because he and
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at the Dallas Comedy Club. I
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was like turn of the century Dallas
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was a deep Elam Facebook page suggestion
and it was like a turn of the

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century photo black and white of what
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first thought was, or is that
just a black and white photo of the

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current hipsters? Yeah, I was
about to which turn of the century.

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I think it was eighteenth to nineteenth, but yeah, I mean, it

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could have been twenty at the twenty. First it was because it seems like

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deep Ellum is constantly in transition.
Yeah, I mean, that's it's wild

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to think that I would go down
to Dallas comedy collb, which is quite

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often. Uh. I think it's
crazy that you can walk toward Doc Holliday

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had his dentist office. That's a
that's a pretty cool thing. And I'm

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not sure if many people know that
history of Dallas. I mean, because

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a lot of people think there's not
a whole lot of history in Dallas other

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than the fact that all right,
there's there's there's a city called Dallas,

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and then fast forward like one hundred
or so years and then boom, JFK

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got killed here and that's it.
But no, there's actually other stuff,

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like you're right, like before Doc
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Earb and uh uh and became a
huckleberry. Uh he was a dentist and

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he was a dentist in Dallas.
Hmmm, And you got it wrong.

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You said, huckle Berry that is
incorrect. What is it? It's a

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huckle bearer. A huckle is the
is the handle on the side of a

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confin. So every time he's the
why why does say huckleberry everywhere? Because

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that everybody gets it because nobody knows
what a huckle bearer is. Well,

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I think we also just blamed Val
Kilmer for not saying it properly. He

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said it. He was from Georgia. He said, It's just fine.

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They don't They don't pronounce like huckleberry. Yeah, it's huckle bearer. It's

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it's basically like I'll be your Paul
bearer. That's what they changed it to,

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is a Paul bearer. I know
it's wild. He's right, Raj

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is right. Yes, don't say
that. Do not give him any positive

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feedback, Okay, I and I'm
gonna I I I went through this fight

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and I fought it and then I
went to look it up and I had

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to apologize. So I'm just saving
you. I'm just saving you the time.

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Dan Antonio, He's right, I've
I've already lost this argument before.

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No, no, yo, Well
the huckleberry what is that? No one

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knew? That's that was one of
the great mysteries from Tombstone. Is no

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one understood what the hell he meant
by saying I'm your Huckleberry. Everyone just

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assumed as well as he's he's drunk
and messed up on opioid's of some sort.

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So he's just I'm a hookled Barry, and so everyone just kind of

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went with it. Yeah, So
a little bit of a little bit of

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history for you. There you go. God damn it, now when you

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watch it, it makes sense every
time. I'm pulling it up right now,

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I got I have to verify this. I'm pulling it up on YouTube.

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Give me a second. Yeah,
huh, okay, right there,

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and huh all right, here we
go. The best scene also factually inaccurate.

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Well, I'm gonna have to mute
because I'll do every line. Yes,

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be quiet, I didn't think you
had a dan. I'm your huckleb.

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Did you hear it now? No? Yep, No, I didn't

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you did? I didn't, he
says, He says, He says,

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Huckleberry, No, listen to it. No, I don't want to do

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it again. I hate this.
Let's do it again. Hang on,

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I didn't think you had a Dani. I'm your huckle It feels like I

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hear a little bit of both,
and I don't. I don't. Had

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you never told me, I never
would have known, and I would have

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lived happily in the dark, always
wondering what the hell of huckleberry was.

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I just want to want I shouldn't
have told you to be like, here's

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some huckleberry pot you found out where
what they are? They're not real?

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All right? One more time?
Hang on letting you had it in you.

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I'm your Hunkmber. You know you
heard it. Well, this is

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one of those things that once you
once you hear it, it's planted into

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your brain and you can't unhear it. Yeah. It's kind of like when

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you hear whatever that song is blinded
by the light. Yeah, and it

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sounds like the guy as soon as
someone tells you, it sounds like he's

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saying something like a douche uh And
that's all you hear ever again, right

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right? And I feel like that's
it's yeah, that that's what you've done.

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Trey. Who did you have this
fight with? Before? Oh?

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A bar patron? M Yeah,
I was. I was always been a

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history nerd. I was a history
minor in college and so, like the

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whole Tombstone is a great movie,
it's almost all factually inaccurate. It's wonderful,

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but it's one of my favorite.
Every time it's on, It's way

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back to the Future. Every time
it's on, watch it and didn't are

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you that guy? Are you that
you have to suffer through listening to pick

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apart movies? No, I don't
pick. I'm like I watched every time

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Tomb Stones on. I watch it
like it's but you're probably a constant narration

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of its inaccuracies. Yes, you
are. You are for a show you

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hate, you are the Sheldon Cooper
of movies? Is that what he does?

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Is that what he does in the
show he picks the part. He

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will pick apart the things that he
loves, certain things, but then he

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can also pick them apart. That
is you. Yeah, okay, I

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didn't. Maybe I'll have to start
paying attention to my uh my counterpart.

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Yeah. No, I just this
is the history of it, Like I'm

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just such I'm fascinated by history.
And so I started reading about White are

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and then I was like, oh, well, he wasn't a great guy.

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He was kind of a dick.
Uh. During the Civil War in

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the South, the handles of a
casket work hall huckles. Mm hmm.

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I told you and Dan, and
the crappy thing is is then Actually,

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when you think about it, it
makes it makes the same make much.

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Yeah, it's him saying I'm about
to kill you and I'll carry your casket.

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It is so on one hand,
it's it's a sweet gesture. It's

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very polite. Yeah, very I'm
gonna kill you, but I'll help Carrie.

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Uh So here's my struggle. Mm
hm. I enjoy learning new things.

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I too. Uh, I enjoy
history. I like learning. What

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I don't like is Raj being right. Uh yeah, I think I think

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that is an extremely dangerous thing to
give him. I mean, I'm not

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gonna I'm not gonna do anything with
the the the fact that you said it.

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I'm not ever going to use it
against you. But I just want

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to I just want to inform maybe
there's some listeners that didn't know that thought

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it was Huckleberry as well. Everyone
thought it was Huckleberry, okay, and

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we were all happily living in the
dark. Well, now you're in Lane

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and now you'll hear it different every
time he says it and go, oh,

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that's because that's more sinister. Oh
it is I'll be I'll be some

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Here was the problem with that line
in the script is you're already taking plenty

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of license with the story of these
men in history as it is. Why

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couldn't you have made that line more
obvious because it's just his say, everyone

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would have understood it. Don't you
think if if Valkima Kilmer got the script

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and saw Huckleberry, you don't think
he would have a word with the like

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what am I saying here? He's
a method actor, like what is this

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word? I don't understand this?
And Paul Bear they didn't have those until

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I think in the nineteen hundreds,
late late nineteen thirty. So all of

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a sudden, Hollywood's concerned with historical
accuracy. Well, I mean some of

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it was. Some of it was
accurate, like the the names of the

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people were accurate, like who were
killed and so on and so forth,

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and yeah, but how about we
do this? Why don't we just because

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you can now add words to the
dictionary each year, it's not the real

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dictionary. It's just like the online
nonsense. I guess the online version of

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Merriam Webster. It's the it's dictionary
dot com. Every year they say Okay,

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here are the new words that we're
adding to the dictionary, but it's

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not real. The real dictionaries,
like the Oxford Dictionary that's in print form,

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and they don't add in the nonsensical
twenty first century words that we've made

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up. I know we can do
it with huckleberry. We can just take

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huckleberry and just say huckleberry is what
is a huckle bearer? It's the same

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thing you can say, I am
your huckleberry. A huckleberry is the guy

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that carries your casket? Boomer done? So is it? Is it?

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Like? And then no one's got
to get rid of any of their tombstone

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t shirts? Is it a huckle
and then like the like the name berry,

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like I'll be your Huckleberry's a job
that'll be ridiculous. I'll be your

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huckle berry. There's not a comment
in there. Now that scene really would

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not have worked. It's the guy
that uh Malcolmber kills. His character's name

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is Barry. That just doesn't work. It works because his name is Johnny

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Ringo be hu Gary. Who does
he keep talking to? I think I

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think the main takeaway we should have
inside this segment of the Treehouse right now

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is that there are two dangerous weapons
in the twenty first century that only certain

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superpower should have control over. One
are nuclear warheads, and two is the

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power to claim Raj is right about
anything. I think there should be a

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resolution because I don't think what I
don't think we want him falling into the

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hands of Russia that way. They
already got news, so they really don't

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eat being right. Well, that
was he learned something. That's all it

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is. Yeah, things two,
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for any and all of your plumbing once

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in needs. As we bring Jacqueline
into the treehouse. Now it is her

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time, let's get going on something
mostly random and not entirely plumbing related.

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But we'll see if we can segue
relationship red flags. I'm gonna give you

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a second to think about it.
What is your biggest relationship red flag?

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My dogs? If you're mean to
my dogs, if you ask me to

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get rid of my dogs, if
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you're gone gone. I had,
I had, I was engaged, and

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he asked me to get rid of
a dog. Guess who never married that

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person? Me? Yeah, that's
that makes perfect sense. I was giving

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you the opportunity to think about it, but you clearly already had the answer.

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Since we're being informative in the treehouse
today, like ruining what we thought Val

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Kilmer said and Tombstone, even though
it's apparently correct, I'm not saying you're

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right, it's just correct. I
guess uh correct, yeah. Uh.

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Daniel Cook from uh Cook tow Roofing
and Restoration is also a card carrying member

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of the Advancement of Association or the
Associated Association for the Advancement of Retired People.

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As we learned a few weeks ago
here in the Trio formerly, what

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what is it supposed to be?
Because you're referring to AARP as the Association

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for the Advancement of Retired People,
That's all I can remember. I can't

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even remember what it's supposed to stand
for now other than the Association and Retired

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People American Association of Retired People?
Is it America? Okay, let's just

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go with that. So, Trey, you recently got your AARP card,

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Raj. You told us soon after
that you've been a secret member for months.

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Never kept a secret. You didn't
tell us for months secretly. I

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didn't know that was like they say, there's no age restruction. Again,

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I did not know this, And
I usually like to think that I'm on

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the cusp of knowing things. Today
I clearly am not. And for the

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AARP thing, I didn't know that
you could join AARP before the age of

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fifty. Everything I had known about
it was you get the first notice or

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invitation or something in the mail or
whatever when you're like forty nine and a

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half, and then at fifty you
could become AARP official. And I'm kind

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of surprised they haven't raised the age, but I guess because everyone's living longer.

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But I guess they did the opposite
and said anyone can join AARP,

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which they did a really poor job
of marketing that, because I had no

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idea until you know, you guys
told me Now with the AARP thing,

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Daniel Cook is a member. Do
you guys get the emails from AARP?

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Yes, because he sent me one
the other day and he wanted me to

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make sure you guys were aware of
your member benefits update. Okay, For

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example, as a member of AARP, you can enter for a chance to

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win a backstage meet and greet for
two in Las Vegas for the Rolling Stones,

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and you get fifteen percent off your
check every day at Denny's. Hell

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yeah, I sadly already knew that
one. He wanted me to make sure

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you guys were aware of those benefits
in case you weren't getting the emails now.

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It also did give me the idea
what I want you guys to do,

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since you are oldest pissed, I
would like you to take your AARP

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card carrying member status out for a
spin, inter the rock out with the

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Rolling Stone sweepstakes, and then if
you win, we then double dip and

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make it a treehouse contest. So
if you guys win those tickets, then

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we hold our own contest to get
those tickets to a treehouse listener. Hey,

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can you do that? Is it
transferable? Do you know that want

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to go? I'm not a Stones
fan, which is why you should just

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look. If you can't go,
you just hand him to somebody else.

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Okay, I'll enter. Yeah,
but yeah, I'm not a big Stones

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guy. Don't have to be.
Plenty of our listeners would love that experience.

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Yeah, that'd be cool. That's
a very easy way to give do

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a ticket giveaway that there's one in
one in eleven million chancey it doesn't cost

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us time. Yeah, yeah,
but the Dennys thing, I didn't know.

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I knew about that. And then
there are roadside assistance, and there's

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yeah, there's you know, there's
roadside assistance, like I said, And

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there's uh discount ticket sales, and
there's a you know, advanced ticket sales

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or pre sales, whatever you can, whatever you want to call it.

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So since it's prescription discounts too,
that is true. So it is an

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organization geared towards retired people folk.
Yeah, but well now it's ARF.

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I would have loved we should start
ARF Association for the Advancement of Retired Folk.

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Yeah, for the country people.
Make it a bureau. You can

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call it BARF anyways. Uh,
I just forgot what I was gonna say.

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So ARF and BAR retired person's old
people. Oh yeah, Uh,

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since it's geared towards retired people,
this contest is for you know, Rolling

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Stones tickets. Are they not ever
offering you know, tickets for younger acts

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like a Bieber or a Taylor Swift
concert because they you can join at any

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age. Apparently. Yeah, I
don't know. If I don't know if

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ARP has the reach to get Swift
tickets and Bieber Uh no longer performs because

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he only performs for the lowered.
I didn't realize he was on Jesus Hiatus.

441
00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:05.679
He is on Jesus Hiatis very much
so. As a matter of fact,

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Stephen Baldwin, or as they call
him, Alec Baldwin's brother sent out

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a message saying pray for their marriage, so I thought, uh, you

444
00:37:20.480 --> 00:37:22.519
should have framed it better though,
you know, like, yeah, Jesus

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00:37:22.519 --> 00:37:34.320
has me on a non compete.
Jesus was jealous of Bieber's YouTube views.

446
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The downside of being Jesus is no
one was recording when you know he turned

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the water into wine, and the
bread and the fish. I mean apparently

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00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:47.760
they wrote it down, So I
guess that was the version of the Bible

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is the original YouTube? If you
think that's pretty brilliant. If you think

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about it, you're gonna have a
lot of Bible kids like the original YouTube.

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That's gonna be a shirt that they
wear. You need to you need

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to copyright that right now because I'm
telling you you're gonna be walking around Saint

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John that your Dando form and you
want to see just a bunch of Bible.

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Think the Egyptians are gonna be going
what I feel like the egypt we're

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literally drawing on walls. We feel
like this is more the actual start of

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YouTube, Like the Bible would actually
be more like the birth, but like,

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yeah, the Egyptians would probably be
saying, no, I think the

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Bible is is more of like the
beginning of podcasting. Thanks the Egyptians to

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00:38:39.199 --> 00:38:50.840
be going, Hey, we invented
fucking emojis, horse said, sunshine.

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00:38:50.840 --> 00:39:00.559
One eye means you're this is interesting. So we're finding throughout history the origins

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of all these platforms. I wonder
what, So, who do we have

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to blame for yelp, Buddhists,
don't. I don't think it's Buddhists.

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I feel like they're they're they're the
easy going bunch. I don't think they're

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the ones that are, you know, bitching about you know, cheese sticks

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that were too small haven't been the
standard? Poor? Then they have not

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the big big cheese sticks at the
standard poor. Uh. Speaking of complaining

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about things, a forty two year
old man, this, by the way,

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00:39:37.119 --> 00:39:39.039
is one of the one of them. This may be one of my

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favorite stories of the year so far. All right, are you ready?

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Here we go? Speaking of complaining, A forty two year old man was

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arrested twice in the same day.
Okay, once for being drunken disorderly at

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a restaurant. Then he went back
to jail to complain about the arrest earlier

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in the day. Yeah, strong, like I move the Yeah, you

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don't even hesitate with that, do
you. No? I mean, you

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00:40:13.320 --> 00:40:15.800
know, like, what does he
look like in your head? Oh no,

476
00:40:15.920 --> 00:40:22.079
oh yeah, he's white with a
mullets. Well what's the point of

477
00:40:22.159 --> 00:40:23.920
having the white privilege if you can't
take it out once in a while.

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Oh well, driving it around the
block, keep going, take it on

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a cruise. I just find it
amazing that this guy has the audacity to

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go to the police station to complain
about the arrest in the first place,

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and then he gets arrested again because
he was drunk when he went there to

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do it. And I'm sure Trey
has seen this before I went. I

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had my nightclubs and deep home.
I saw like, you know, people

484
00:40:53.960 --> 00:40:59.280
getting publican talks and it's you know, young girls getting a publican talx and

485
00:40:59.320 --> 00:41:00.519
the cops like, I'm gonna let
it go. I'm gonna let you get

486
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like, put in my handcuffs,
I don't do it again, call a

487
00:41:02.559 --> 00:41:06.719
friend whatever, and then take the
cuffs off, and then they start yelling

488
00:41:06.760 --> 00:41:10.719
at the cops you know what,
like just take the just take the w

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dumbs. And then they'd be like, all right, I told you once,

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00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:17.320
and then they just start crying and
then that's it. That's a wrap.

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So this guy doesn't strike this story
doesn't strike me as straight. I'm

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00:41:22.840 --> 00:41:24.960
just like, Oh, he's just
a grown up that did it. He's

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00:41:25.000 --> 00:41:28.400
a forty two year old grown man
that decided to do this. Yeah,

494
00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:30.599
yeah, that's uh, it's balls. I love that. Well, that's

495
00:41:30.639 --> 00:41:34.159
amazing. I mean, you're forty
two years old, you get arrested earlier

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00:41:34.199 --> 00:41:36.199
in the day, you don't like
how it went down, so you go

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00:41:36.280 --> 00:41:39.599
back to jail to complain about the
arrest from earlier in the day. Is

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00:41:39.960 --> 00:41:45.639
it because he couldn't find a Yelp
for prison to write a review or there's

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00:41:45.719 --> 00:41:53.199
no Airbnb reviews for jail manager?
Yeah, like, are you leaving a

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00:41:53.199 --> 00:42:00.039
review on Airbnb at the jail saying
don't it's spotty Wi Fi, there's no

501
00:42:00.119 --> 00:42:05.440
emergency exits, and the mattress is
too soft, and my cellmate is too

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00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:29.480
hard. I mean really, people
will really find anything to complain about,

503
00:42:31.880 --> 00:42:35.440
and they throw him in They throw
him in jail for the second time.

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The cellmate stands up and says,
I'll be your huncle Berry. All right,

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thanks for hanging out with us in
the treehouse today. We appreciate it.

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We will see you back in here
on Friday. AH see you later.