Nov. 8, 2024

Infinite Monkey Theorem | Friday November 8, 2024

Infinite Monkey Theorem | Friday November 8, 2024

In this episode we talk about the '90s, frosted tips, monkeys making MacBeth, what a group of North Korean troops do in their off time, and when the ambulance chases you! Also, how to pick up chicks!

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In this episode we talk about the '90s, frosted tips, monkeys making MacBeth, what a group of North Korean troops do in their off time, and when the ambulance chases you! Also, how to pick up chicks!

Links:

Ambulance hits Oregon cyclist, rushes him to hospital, then sticks him with $1,800 bill, lawsuit says - oregonlive.com
Trend to Watch: How '90s Nostalgia Can Shape Consumer Spending Habits - CivicScience

It's not to be. Universe too short for Shakespeare typing monkeys | University of Technology Sydney

North Korean troops in Russia 'gorge' on adult sites after getting internet for first time - Daily Star



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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley, along with

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Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and because it is Freddy, we've

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got Jerry Caldwell in the treehouse with us as well.

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It is November eighth, twenty twenty four, Friday. There there's

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two inside of thirty seconds for you, Raja and he

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you love Me singing Friday ad. I want to waste

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absolutely zero time because it's Friday and we have a

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jam packed fun show for you. I want to start

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with I think what may be my favorite news story

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of the week. Okay, here we go, and if we're

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being honest, it's been a big week for news, right,

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I'm hoping I'm not over selling this all right, Here

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we go. An ambulance ran over a cyclist to the

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other day. Luckily they were on the scene so they

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could throw him in the ambulance to take him to

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the hospital. Unfortunately for the cyclist, besides being run over

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by the ambulance, the ambulance then build him for the

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surface all about you, But America seems great again already.

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That's what happens when you have an Indian owned ambulance.

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Oh god, that is the modern American medical system in

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a nutshell right there.

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Yeah, it's pretty bad when the when the American medical

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industry is actually out there purposely injuring you there charging

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you for it. I believe it's called creating the market.

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A law firm in Oregon has filed a lawsuit on

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behalf of a seventy one year old man named William Hesh.

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William Hesh is seventy one years old. He was riding

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his bike a couple of years ago when an ambulance

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ran him over. The ambulance crashed into him after turning

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into his path. The ambulance scooped William up rushed him

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to the hospital, but then they later billed him more

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than eighteen hundred dollars for the ride.

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Yeah.

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Now, this, of course, is not the only bill he's

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dealing with. He has racked up forty seven thousand dollars

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and medical expenses and expects another fifty thousand dollars of

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medical costs in the future. So how hard did that

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ambulance hit him? He had a fractured nose, scrapes and bruises,

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and he also says he suffered decreased range of motion,

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reduced grip strength, and other injuries. Okay, what's seventy one? Well,

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if if you're suffering, if you're suffering from reduced grip strength,

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I mean they're talking about a man, that's problem. I mean,

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that's going to be putative when that gets to the jury.

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He's seventy one. It's not going to be great already.

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So I don't know that old man grip strength. That's well,

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that's why you don't want to lose any of it.

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CLS for Hands.

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William and his lawyers have filed a nine hundred and

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ninety seven thousand dollars lawsuit against the ambulance provider, and

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the ambulance provider has yet to respond, probably because they're

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out hunting other cyclists.

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For first responders. They're really not doing a good job.

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Yeah, you're supposed to respond, not Their response time is

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best in the nation. It really is, as a response

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times plus one.

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Yeah.

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I didn't even think that was possible, but by god,

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you guys did it.

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Oh yeah, he's gonna win. He'll win this, Oh yeah

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for sure.

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That always stuff like that always makes me think about

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the time, And you know, there was at a place

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on McKinny and a woman just ran out on McKinney

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and got hit by a car, and of course the

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police came. I happened to know a couple of officers there,

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and she had like two broken legs and had to

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take her to Baylor, and you know, they were got

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it all sorted out, and then one of them just

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it's like, I can't believe I gotta go do this.

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Like what He's like, I got you go write her

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at jaywalking ticket.

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You know what, though, good that's one of the things.

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And I said this before on the radio, and there

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were some people that got upset with me for it.

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Jaywalking is illegal, and this is not the case in

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every state. The way that the way that you the

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pedestrian pedestrian laws work differently in different states, different cities.

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My understanding of it in the state of Texas has

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always been, as a pedestrian, you do not have the

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absolute right of way. You do have the right of

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way if it if the sign says you have it,

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if you've got the little electronic man that says it's

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safe for you to cross the street and you're doing

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so within the crosswalk. There are other cities and other

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states in our great nation where if you step out

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into the street anywhere, you are considered to have the

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right of way. Absolutely not the case in Texas. And

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I agree. I think if you're a pedestrian, you should

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not have absolute right of way at all times. Get

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your dumbass in the crosswalk. Wait till the little glowy

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man says it's okay for you to walk, then you

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have the right of way. Otherwise you're just stepping into

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traffic and you deserve to get a run over. I'm

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off behind.

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I walk a lot. I enjoy it. And let me

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give you the pedestrian laws in Texas that are actually

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real life. Nobody gives an f if you have the

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walking guy or not right because I walk everywhere, like

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I'll walk from here to like towny small or like

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to you know the restaurants, Like I'll walk because I

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walk to LA. And I can't tell you how many

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times little walking guy was on the thing and uh,

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I lived in LA and I know that's like, hey,

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time to go. Uh, And how many times I've almost

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been hit by a car where Like I carry my

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little water bottle like I'm a little old walla. I

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carry that and when the car gets too close, thing hit.

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I hit the car.

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Uh.

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And I can't tell you how many fights I've almost

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gotten into. And this is just this year. Uh, probably

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about a dozen people have wanted to pull over and

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fight me because I'm like, I just point to the

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to the thing. No, Nobody, nobody in Dallas, nobody in Texas,

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gives a flying leap into hell if you're walking anywhere.

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Yeah, Honestly, at this point, while you might technically have

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the right of way, yeah, do you want to be

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right or do you want to be alive right? Or

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being correct right?

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Yeah?

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And so going back to what you were saying, Trey,

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the lady Jay walks, she crosses the street outside of

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the crosswalk. There wasn't a little glowy do saying it's okay.

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She just steps out in the traffic and got run over.

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It makes sense that she should get a ticket and

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uh the person who was driving should then sue her

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for not only damage to his car, but for emotional

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distress for hitting a pedestrian.

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Ah danil Ellie, attorney at law.

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I'm gonna get you your money. I am the anti

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pedestrian attorney.

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Here. Bs doesn't walk.

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It used to, but not anymore.

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You're listening to the Treehouse.

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You know it's probably a good idea for you. Just

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drive everywhere instead of walk. And the people that can

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help you get into that new safe new vehicles, safe

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from those mean old pedestrians, call fair Lease. You can

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over pedestrians left and right. You can do that at

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Fairleas dot org. Phone number to call is on the

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little contact form, the little chat feature email at leasing specialists.

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It is Friday, and that means a lot's happened. We

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now have an anti pedestrian angle and rhetoric that's seeping

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out of the Treehouse. So let's try to lighten the

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mood just a little bit. Some birthdays on a Friday

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still lots to get to here inside the show, but

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first birthdays on a fred Day November eighth, twenty twenty

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four birthdays today. Jessica Loundess is thirty six. Raj Am

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I saying that right. The reason I'm asking you is

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because she plays or played Adriana Tate Duncan on nine

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oh two one.

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Oh Adriana Tate Duncan. I don't know which character.

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You know what? Actually, now that I think about it,

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this is the reboot. Yeah, this is the reboot. She

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played one of the new characters on the New nine

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oh two and Oh are You? Are you a A

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Beverly Hills nine oh two and Oh Purist. You only

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watch the original show, not the reboot.

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That is correct as Jesus intended it.

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All right, fair enough anyway, She's thirty six today. Jack Osborne,

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Ozzy Osbourne's son, is thirty nine today. Dania Ramirez might

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be saying that wrong, but whatever is forty five. Dannia

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plays Rosie Westmore on Devious Maids, Callisto in X Men

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The Last Stand. She was also Maya on Heroes That

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Rings a Bell. Dania Ramirez is forty five. Tara Reid

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is forty nine today. She plays April in the Sharknado movies,

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and before that, she of course rose to fame in

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the American Pie films and thought that she was going

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to go big time and go beyond the American pie films,

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and it turned out no, she's in Sharknado's.

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She had really bad, like botched plastic surgery, so that

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she spent years like repairing, because I believe the surgeon

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that actually did whatever in Beverly Hills, like what defunct

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because of so many botch surgeries.

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So what happened? Did her career go downhill before her

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face or did her face go downhill? And because of

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that her career.

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So she decided to do what a lot of people

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in Hollywood do. They get a bunch of work done

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simultaneously so that the recovery time is the exact same

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so they can get back out and about. So she

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had facial lest she had her nose done, cheekbones done,

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and then her boob's done, and all of it got botched.

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So if you look at what when she got done

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with the surgery, she's unrecognizable, like you wouldn't have guessed

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it was her.

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I'm wondering because I do remember, and it was obvious

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that she had some bad work done, and I couldn't help,

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but think it's like hearing you describe it, is it

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the same plastic surgeon doing all three of those things?

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I would think if I've got Hollywood money, the first

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thing I would do is, even though they've probably signed

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countless non disclosure agreements, just find whoever does the Kardashians

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plastic surgery, because that's the best. There's no doubt. I

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mean that family gets new faces when they turn like

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for their Sweet sixteen and jenders. So yeah, and so

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I bet the Kardashians would tell you they probably got

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uh surgeons for specific surgeries, like like I don't like,

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made that. Did you know Kylie's chin?

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region specific. Also, the ultimate should be the final dive

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move in the Olympics, Like that should.

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clearly the one that one. I'm serious here, just even

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hearing you talk about Terry Read's blastic sure, I get

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doing all those things at once. But I don't like

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the idea of a multitasking surgeon. I'd rather you just

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be really good at this one thing, concentrate on it,

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and then do that and then we can revisit the

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have this, but you'll have multiple surgeons in the same room,

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so one person's doing somebody's not doing the boobs, another

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one doing the butt or whatever it is. She decided

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to go like, hey, you know this is going to

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be I can do all of it, and the guys like,

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I can. I can make all of that happen in

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one visit, and then your recovery time is you know, three,

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three to six weeks whatever it is, and you'll be

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out there. And she got jacked up, and so she

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spent years and tens of thousands of dollars to have

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it redone so where she actually looks a lot more

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like what she used to than after the plastic surgery.

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So I just I strongly feel that plastic surgery and

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surgery in general is not something where you want to

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Sorry for the pun, but cut corners.

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I was gonna.

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I mean, I want the best of the best. I

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want to make sure that they're concentrating on the task

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at hand and that you know they're I don't look

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I am a frugal guy. Yes, some would call me cheap.

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I am not going to cheap out when it comes

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to my face and if I'm in Hollywood and it's

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my body as a whole, I am not going to

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go to the costco version of surgeons.

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she got a coupon out of the thrifty nickel, Like that's.

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Where brand stamped on her forehead.

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So so, Dan, you're not gonna get your Brazilian butt

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lift in the back of a van.

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No, that's what they call the Saint John Way.

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No, I'm gonna get it out of I'm gonna get

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it out of primatecare the way I can afford.

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Let's get Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration into

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the Treehouse eight three to three. Cook DFW for your

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free roof inspection the website cookdfw dot com. You guys

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do lots of great work on roofs and the restoration

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part of the side of the business also means you know,

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you're doing remodeling work underneath the roof inside the home

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as well. And you were telling me just uh, just

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recently that you Daniel and COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration, offer

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lifetime warranties on all your work.

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Dan, That's something that we talked about for a while now,

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and we decided to go ahead and just pull the

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trigger on it. We've had excellent reviews, we've had excellent referral.

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People really love our work when they give us a chance,

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and we just want to put our money where our

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mouth is. And you know that's the best way I

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can always say that is just back it up.

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Back it up.

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When I was growing up and I told somebody who's

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gonna kick their ass, you got to back it up. Well,

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now that I'm a grown man and we're doing professional

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services on people's homes and I tell them that they're

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never going to have a better experience, I'm backing it up.

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We're going to take care of your home because we

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want you to have that peace of mind knowing that

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after we left you have the very best product left behind.

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Your home is safe, your family's taken care of, and

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that you don't have to worry about us not coming back.

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You can experience it for yourself and you can put

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your money where Daniel's mouth is and he'll honor it.

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As you just heard, even if he dies, he's still

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going to honor this stuff. I mean, that's that's some

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serious integrity and quality craftsmanship to have the confidence to

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be like, yeah, this is how we do things. So

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you give the man a call for that free roof

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inspection eight three three Cook DFW the website cookdfw dot com.

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You're listening to the Treehouse, visit us online at treehouseonair

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And get my microphone to work. Just like Cindy said,

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go to Treehouse on Air dot com. You can even

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advertise right here inside the Treehouse. You can shoot us

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an email Treehouse on Air at gmail dot com. That's

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Treehouse on Air at gmail dot com. Jerry, I'm not

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sure if you heard it on the show earlier in

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the week, but there was a guy that we discovered

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online that I think is phenomenal. Trey thinks he's phenomenal.

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He's the one that found this a little piece of

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audio and video magic and I want to make sure

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that you get a chance to hear it, and in

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case anyone else missed it, here it either for the

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first time or hear it again to really drive home

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what is truly possible in life as long as you

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have you know, uh, someone that's on your side. Okay,

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I'm now going to share with I'm now going to

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share with you a man named Don West and what

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he can do for you if you just simply take

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his very salient advice. Okay, ready, boom, that's hi.

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This for thirty nine ninety nine. Guess what, folks, you

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take the l away?

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You put a w there.

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Baby, you're a winner man, you're the real guilt. You're

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picking up chicks. Let me tell you something. You buy

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this set at thirty nine ninety nine, Baby, you're the

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cock of the walk man, you walk.

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You buy this sports card set for thirty nine ninety

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nine with the cock of the walk.

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Baby, you're a winner man, you're the real guilt. You're

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picking up chicks. Let me tell you something. I just

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set at thirty nine ninety nine. Baby, you're the cock

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of the walk. Man. You walk into the bar and

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you just find the hottest chick and you go.

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You me guess what she says. Why would I go

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out with you?

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Because I bought the deal on wild West Deals from

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thirty nine ninety nine. That's why she says, can I

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go home with you?

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That's how simple it is.

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That's how it works. That you're taking notes, Jerry, I am.

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Actually I probably shouldn't ask if you're taking notes. You've

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got a girlfriend, Trey? Are you taking notes? Yeah? I

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get it.

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Dan, You I need a date, I got it, well,

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or a brand new baseball card set one of the others.

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Well, in this case, you could get both. If you

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go to wild West deals dot Com and you get

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the sports card set for thirty nine ninety nine instead

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of the fifty nine ninety nine that it's gonna go

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up to tomorrow. Not only would you get this sports

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card set, but you also get all the hot chicks

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in the bar tray. I'm just saying, have you tried

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this method? Have you tried this angle? Have you tried

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this approach?

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You know I have not?

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Then then then why not.

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I will?

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Uh you know.

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Next time there's a you know, a guy in there

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in a lambeau and uh you know, I'll uh, I'll

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shoot my shot.

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Yeah, you walk up, and you walk up the guy

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in the.

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Lambeau, I know one of the many girls that are

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talking to him.

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Oh okay, okay, Yeah.

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Sure he's got the Lamborghini right, and he might have

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the looks, and he might have the money. He might

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have Trey, he might have the power. But does he

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have an Aaron Judge Rookie, No he doesn't. You know

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who does the thirty nine ninety nine set.

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That's what you have just said to the table, because

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you know what she sees. She sees a man who

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knows what he wants. She sees a man who says

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good deals don't get by me. Baby. I move, I

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act quick, I act now. I go to Wildwasteels dot

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com boom. That's why you're hanging with chicks all night long.

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That's why you've got guys like Michael Jordan calling you

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want to hang out with you, baby, Trey.

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I think we found your new life coach.

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Yes, he comes with hipp andol.

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So that's how you're hanging out with chicks all night.

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They're asleep, but you're with them.

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I've got this consent set for forty you're gonna need this.

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You're gonna call him Trey Diddy by the time it's all.

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Baby. Also, it's separately.

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Just the way it goes.

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I like how much the guy believes in what he's saying.

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Yeah there, there's Yeah. You cannot doubt his commitment to excellency.

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It worked for one guy once and he's like, I'm

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gonna make this the ad.

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Yeah, that's a testimonial.

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I just want to see the guy. And I walked

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into the bar and I had my box set. Oh,

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keep talking there, Jethro, keep talking. What if it's twenty

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nine ninety nine tomorrow.

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I don't think he's got an answer for that one.

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Just when you think it can't get any lower.

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Now you have a Now you have a discounted box

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set and a body. You can't explain.

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You were listening to the Treehouse.

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Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

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Let's get Jaqueline from Brooks Plumbing into the Treehouse now

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for any and all of your plumbing wants and needs,

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give her and all of them. They're a call two one, fourth, three, six,

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eight thirty eight thirty eight. The website Brooks Plumbing Texas

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dot com. When I had my house in Dallas, Jacqueline,

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you came out a few times to help us with

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some issues and your response time was phenomenal. And it

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wasn't just because it was me. It was because that's

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the kind of company you run. You go out of

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your way trying to help every client and try to

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get there as soon as you can.

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Well, I mean, the reality of it is is that

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plumbing is unfortunately a need and not so much a want. Yes,

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you can want to remodel the bathroom and that's not pressing,

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but typically when it comes to service or leak investigations,

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et cetera, et cetera. If you've got to stoppage on

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the mainline and you don't know and you keep putting

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liquid or you know, waste into the drains, if it

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has nowhere to go, it will come back in the

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house and at that point in time, it's no longer

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a want, it's a need, and that sort of thing

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can't wait. When you have those emergencies, you have got

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to figure out how to manage the crew so that

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you can have the best response time.

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That's right, and they'll show up and they'll do it quickly.

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Call Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing for any and all of

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those plumbing wants and needs two, one, four, three, six, eight,

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thirty eight, thirty eight, and again that website Brooks Plumbing

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Texas dot com.

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TrEPS Thissen is online a Treehouse on.

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Air also give us a follow on social media. At

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Lots of fun stuff online when you get involved with

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the show at Treehouse on Air, Trey, remember how I

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was telling you about Don West, your new life coach,

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and that if you buy this. He was saying that

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if you buy this box set for thirty nine to

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ninety nine of sports cards, you'll just be swimming in chicks.

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And while I had a great idea, I think to

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bring him into your life as your life coach, I

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have some bad news. Well no, yeah, Don West is

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getting dead. Oh it turns out Don West is not

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just Don West of wild Westdeals dot com fame. He's

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also Don West of Don West Deals and up until

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December thirtieth, twenty twenty two. In addition to being an

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American pitchman television personality. He was also a professional wrestling broadcaster.

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Yes he was, So I'm kind of surprised that Raj

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you didn't know who he was. West Don West first

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came to prominence as a host for the Shop at

471
00:28:30.640 --> 00:28:34.440
Home Network in the early nineties, achieving a degree of

472
00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:37.799
fame for his loud, energetic, abrasive sales pitches on late

473
00:28:37.920 --> 00:28:40.720
night television and for his blunt tone and persuasive style.

474
00:28:41.759 --> 00:28:47.640
After briefly hosting a talk show, The Sports Reporters on WNSR,

475
00:28:48.559 --> 00:28:52.720
that is a Nashville area Class D radio station, West

476
00:28:52.839 --> 00:28:58.039
joined the professional wrestling promotion Total NonStop Action Wrestling TNA.

477
00:28:58.720 --> 00:29:01.480
I know the promotion, but don't I've never I don't remember.

478
00:29:01.279 --> 00:29:04.279
Him as a color commentator in two thousand and two.

479
00:29:04.319 --> 00:29:07.640
He would work with the promotion and various capacities over

480
00:29:07.640 --> 00:29:11.359
the two thousands and twenty tens. In twenty twenty three,

481
00:29:11.440 --> 00:29:16.480
he was posthumously inducted into the TNA Impact Hall of Fame.

482
00:29:17.319 --> 00:29:25.880
So Don former life coach for Trey Trenhall, very brief.

483
00:29:26.759 --> 00:29:31.240
May he rest in peace that he died before taking

484
00:29:31.279 --> 00:29:32.279
Trey on as a client.

485
00:29:33.640 --> 00:29:34.880
I was gonna say do you have any do you

486
00:29:34.920 --> 00:29:37.599
have any words to say to your mentor you.

487
00:29:37.559 --> 00:29:42.039
Know, our time together was so so brief.

488
00:29:45.160 --> 00:29:47.920
I still feel like I've learned a lot, just so fleeting.

489
00:29:48.400 --> 00:30:00.920
You were the gust between my wings.

490
00:29:56.839 --> 00:29:59.359
All right? Other than birthdays, I think I know something

491
00:29:59.359 --> 00:30:01.759
that will make you feel better, Tray, okay, and that

492
00:30:01.920 --> 00:30:07.279
is a big helping of nostalgia. Are you ready?

493
00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:08.839
Yep? All right?

494
00:30:09.799 --> 00:30:14.799
Actually, let me go to this. A pole looked at

495
00:30:14.839 --> 00:30:18.279
the decades that we are most nostalgic for right now.

496
00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:21.279
Do you want to guess? This is just for you, Trey,

497
00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:23.799
I'm gonna have you guess. What do you think? Which

498
00:30:23.920 --> 00:30:29.319
decade do you think right now? People are most nostalgic

499
00:30:29.359 --> 00:30:39.119
for nineties Icially done, the nineties are the most nostalgic

500
00:30:39.200 --> 00:30:43.519
decade for twenty four percent of Americans the top five.

501
00:30:44.599 --> 00:30:48.240
Eleven percent of people said their most nostalgic for the sixties,

502
00:30:48.839 --> 00:30:52.279
seventeen percent said they are most nostalgic for the seventies,

503
00:30:52.359 --> 00:30:54.880
eighteen percent said they want to go back to the

504
00:30:54.880 --> 00:30:59.720
two thousands. Twenty two percent said the eighties. That was

505
00:30:59.759 --> 00:31:02.839
good for second place in the number one decade that

506
00:31:02.880 --> 00:31:06.880
we are most nostalgic for are the nineties, which now

507
00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:12.880
is going to lead us into It's time for versus

508
00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:18.160
inside the Treehouse on deck today, do you want to

509
00:31:18.200 --> 00:31:22.359
go back and live in the eighties or would you

510
00:31:22.440 --> 00:31:26.640
rather go back and live in the nineties? Today on

511
00:31:26.880 --> 00:31:30.680
versus inside the treehouse, would you rather go back and

512
00:31:30.680 --> 00:31:33.039
live in the eighties or would you rather go back

513
00:31:33.039 --> 00:31:35.880
and live in the nineties. We will start with our

514
00:31:36.119 --> 00:31:40.000
first chair contestant today, mister Trey Trenholm, off the recent

515
00:31:40.079 --> 00:31:44.480
death of his life coach. If you could go back

516
00:31:44.519 --> 00:31:47.720
and live in one decade, would it be the eighties

517
00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:49.400
or the nineties?

518
00:31:51.759 --> 00:31:52.279
Nineties?

519
00:31:53.039 --> 00:32:00.680
Why, I've always thought the eighties were overrated, that's a

520
00:32:00.680 --> 00:32:01.119
hot take.

521
00:32:01.440 --> 00:32:04.839
And nineties were just it was a good decade.

522
00:32:05.880 --> 00:32:08.960
Music was good, except for you know, I mean you

523
00:32:09.000 --> 00:32:10.720
had to get rid of grunge in the early nineties.

524
00:32:10.759 --> 00:32:14.960
But then after that, good music, good movies. Think about

525
00:32:14.960 --> 00:32:18.519
some of the movies that came out there. Great economy,

526
00:32:18.839 --> 00:32:20.079
it was. It was a fun time.

527
00:32:20.519 --> 00:32:23.240
The nineties. The nineties did have the dot com boom,

528
00:32:23.319 --> 00:32:27.640
so yeah, the economy was screaming on fire. RAJ, what

529
00:32:27.720 --> 00:32:30.079
about you, if you could go back and live in

530
00:32:30.119 --> 00:32:32.960
the eighties or the nineties, which how you were going

531
00:32:33.000 --> 00:32:33.519
to I.

532
00:32:34.000 --> 00:32:35.720
Liked the eighties for the music. I thought it was

533
00:32:35.799 --> 00:32:38.640
really good. I was innovative. But I mean, if I

534
00:32:38.680 --> 00:32:42.599
wanted to live, I was in college. You know, it

535
00:32:42.680 --> 00:32:44.880
was a lot of fun. You know, the fraternity parties

536
00:32:44.960 --> 00:32:49.240
and the ladies. And I didn't have Don West as

537
00:32:49.279 --> 00:32:53.039
a life coach, but I still did okay. But I

538
00:32:53.039 --> 00:32:54.839
would go with the nineties as well. It was a

539
00:32:54.839 --> 00:32:57.039
lot of fun. I would skip the part where I

540
00:32:57.079 --> 00:32:59.519
put the blonde tips in my hair. I would skip

541
00:32:59.559 --> 00:32:59.960
that part.

542
00:33:01.359 --> 00:33:03.680
We all have. We all had regrets in the nineties.

543
00:33:03.720 --> 00:33:06.240
I mean, you went to Southwest Texas. That baseball card

544
00:33:06.319 --> 00:33:08.200
you know, line might have actually worked there?

545
00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:13.519
Oh yeah, trust me. Not. A whole lot of stuff

546
00:33:13.599 --> 00:33:14.079
didn't work.

547
00:33:15.559 --> 00:33:19.039
So yeah, Raj would have walked into a party and said, ladies,

548
00:33:19.039 --> 00:33:23.519
I've got two logs, Gary, what about you? If you

549
00:33:23.559 --> 00:33:25.599
could go back and live in one decade, would it

550
00:33:25.680 --> 00:33:27.319
be the eighties or the nineties.

551
00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:33.240
It would definitely have to be the nineties, but by

552
00:33:33.279 --> 00:33:37.680
a narrow margin. I love the eighties. It was colorful,

553
00:33:38.319 --> 00:33:42.359
there was you know, I enjoyed most of the music.

554
00:33:42.400 --> 00:33:44.400
Towards the end there it kind of lyrics kind of

555
00:33:44.559 --> 00:33:49.640
became repetitive. But I really enjoyed the nineties. I loved

556
00:33:49.759 --> 00:33:53.599
being on that cusp of technology between now and then.

557
00:33:53.799 --> 00:33:55.079
And also I.

558
00:33:55.039 --> 00:33:57.240
Would like to go back and relive the nineties because

559
00:33:57.319 --> 00:34:00.920
when I was actually living in the nineties, I was participating,

560
00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:03.680
so it's kind of a wash. I don't remember a

561
00:34:03.680 --> 00:34:06.480
whole lot of it. Oh yeah, it'd be nice to

562
00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:09.360
go back and kind of, you know, live it again. Yeah,

563
00:34:09.519 --> 00:34:11.400
I just remember it for me.

564
00:34:11.599 --> 00:34:13.960
It's interesting because when I first saw this, Okay, my

565
00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:16.519
first reaction was I want to go back to the

566
00:34:16.599 --> 00:34:20.920
eighties until I started actually thinking about it, because the

567
00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:24.840
more I started thinking about it, the nineties actually were

568
00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:29.639
better overall. I mean, you could go line item by

569
00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:32.920
line item and you know, pit one decade versus the other.

570
00:34:33.880 --> 00:34:37.559
Movies would be kind of difficult because it's fairly even.

571
00:34:38.039 --> 00:34:39.960
But if I could go back to a movie theater

572
00:34:40.079 --> 00:34:42.679
in the eighties or the nineties, I think I might

573
00:34:42.760 --> 00:34:48.559
do the nineties. Music. I again, I would think the eighties,

574
00:34:48.599 --> 00:34:50.400
But the more I think about the nineties, it was

575
00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:55.079
more it was more diverse. Yeah, different genres that I

576
00:34:55.199 --> 00:34:57.599
loved at the time, Like in the nineties. I loved

577
00:34:57.639 --> 00:35:02.039
pop music, I loved grunge, I loved a nineties dance

578
00:35:02.119 --> 00:35:06.039
music is amazing, See and See music Factory didn't come

579
00:35:06.079 --> 00:35:08.599
on the scene until I think nineteen ninety nineteen ninety one.

580
00:35:09.880 --> 00:35:15.760
So I think the technology thing was the kicker for me,

581
00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:20.119
because if I go back and live in the eighties,

582
00:35:20.559 --> 00:35:25.039
people don't even know what the internet is. On one hand,

583
00:35:25.079 --> 00:35:28.800
that sounds kind of nice, but as someone that has

584
00:35:28.880 --> 00:35:30.880
lived the majority of my life with the Internet, I

585
00:35:30.880 --> 00:35:32.880
think I'd rather go back to the nineties that had

586
00:35:32.920 --> 00:35:35.679
it as slow as it was. I think I'd rather

587
00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:40.239
have the slightly more advanced technological decade of the nineties

588
00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:44.199
versus the eighties. Also because women were hotter in the

589
00:35:44.280 --> 00:35:45.639
nineties than they were in the eighties.

590
00:35:48.199 --> 00:35:52.360
Okay, I mean, you didn't like the big eagle claw

591
00:35:52.679 --> 00:35:53.679
thing on.

592
00:35:53.599 --> 00:35:55.280
The Trey what do you call the big the eighties

593
00:35:55.280 --> 00:35:57.199
hair do on the Chicks?

594
00:35:58.159 --> 00:36:00.360
The bear claw bear claw claw?

595
00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:02.199
You didn't like. You didn't like that, You didn't you

596
00:36:02.199 --> 00:36:06.119
didn't find that irresistible. In Bartlesville, Oklahoma.

597
00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:06.760
Everyone had that.

598
00:36:07.440 --> 00:36:09.960
Yes, that's right, and I think that's where it was invented.

599
00:36:11.519 --> 00:36:13.960
I think my sister started it, and I think that's

600
00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:15.519
part of the reason why I want nothing to do

601
00:36:15.559 --> 00:36:15.800
with it.

602
00:36:16.239 --> 00:36:20.079
Yeah, so would you still go back to your sense

603
00:36:20.079 --> 00:36:24.400
of fashion, which, if I do recall, was like sports,

604
00:36:24.480 --> 00:36:27.639
like the long basketball shorts with the tank top and

605
00:36:27.679 --> 00:36:31.159
the frosted tips in your hair, and uh, would you?

606
00:36:31.199 --> 00:36:31.480
Would you?

607
00:36:31.519 --> 00:36:31.920
Would you go?

608
00:36:32.000 --> 00:36:34.159
For the record, I never had the frosted tips.

609
00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:38.239
I don't know, you're white, so I.

610
00:36:39.880 --> 00:36:44.639
Did not have frosted tips. Okay, but in fourth grade

611
00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:47.239
I did do the sun in that was dispray stuff,

612
00:36:47.800 --> 00:36:50.559
so I did not have frosted tips. Instead, I had

613
00:36:50.599 --> 00:36:53.719
something between brown and blonde all throughout my hair. It

614
00:36:53.719 --> 00:36:55.360
was sort of a reddish hue.

615
00:36:55.800 --> 00:36:59.360
Gotcha. Yeah. The first time I went in for the tips,

616
00:36:59.400 --> 00:37:01.519
because you know, it was the nineties and I had

617
00:37:01.559 --> 00:37:03.559
to be I'd like the blue contacts and I had

618
00:37:03.559 --> 00:37:06.639
my big hoop ear rings. I went TONI and guy

619
00:37:06.719 --> 00:37:08.320
and I was like, I want to get the tips

620
00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:11.280
in my hair and he goes, cool, you mean whatever

621
00:37:11.320 --> 00:37:12.880
it was? And then we named it something and I

622
00:37:12.880 --> 00:37:17.159
was like, no, he he called it something and he

623
00:37:17.239 --> 00:37:21.719
died my entire head blonde. Yeah, that was that was

624
00:37:21.760 --> 00:37:22.960
a moment in my life.

625
00:37:23.000 --> 00:37:25.039
So were you trying to join a boy band.

626
00:37:26.519 --> 00:37:28.519
I was trying to start one. I was trying to

627
00:37:28.559 --> 00:37:32.719
be the lead. Nobody followed. Uh so I was just

628
00:37:33.280 --> 00:37:35.000
a very unattractive solo artist.

629
00:37:35.280 --> 00:37:37.679
Uh Don West.

630
00:37:41.039 --> 00:37:42.599
We called it mentored.

631
00:37:42.360 --> 00:37:49.360
Uh Indian Sink.

632
00:38:00.000 --> 00:38:01.320
Listening to the Treehouse.

633
00:38:01.920 --> 00:38:10.679
Visit us online that Treehouse on Air dot com.

634
00:38:10.840 --> 00:38:25.000
Slum Street Boys, our first album was called dot com.

635
00:38:25.719 --> 00:38:29.880
You're in the Treehouse, visit us online a Treehouse on

636
00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:34.360
air dot com.

637
00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:37.280
Be sure to go to Treehouse on Air dot com,

638
00:38:37.320 --> 00:38:41.320
and while you're looking around, be reminded that, oh yeah, hey,

639
00:38:41.719 --> 00:38:45.320
I can advertise right there inside the Treehouse. Here, inside

640
00:38:45.320 --> 00:38:47.360
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641
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642
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643
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644
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645
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opportunities within Treehouse on Air at gmail dot com. All right,

646
00:39:08.280 --> 00:39:10.840
I've already rolling like halfway through today's show, and I

647
00:39:10.840 --> 00:39:12.719
feel like it's already made me feel better about the

648
00:39:12.760 --> 00:39:16.480
crazy week of news, and because there's been some good

649
00:39:16.519 --> 00:39:20.559
news some sad news, but I know it's extremely sad

650
00:39:20.559 --> 00:39:22.840
news learning about Trey's life coach passing away, So it's

651
00:39:22.960 --> 00:39:26.760
very it's it's just it's a shame. There's no other

652
00:39:26.800 --> 00:39:30.599
way to look at it. And again, treyor very sorry

653
00:39:30.599 --> 00:39:32.920
for your loss, but I still think there are other

654
00:39:32.960 --> 00:39:34.599
things that we could do to make you feel better. Okay,

655
00:39:34.599 --> 00:39:42.039
so here we go. Are any of you familiar with

656
00:39:42.280 --> 00:39:48.239
the infinite monkey theorem? I believe so, yes, Okay, Jerry,

657
00:39:48.239 --> 00:39:50.800
what do you think the infinite monkey theorem is.

658
00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:55.920
It's akin to the old saying about if you put

659
00:39:55.920 --> 00:39:57.800
a you know, a bunch of monkeys in a room

660
00:39:57.920 --> 00:40:00.840
with typewriters, eventually they're gonna pound about Shakespeare.

661
00:40:03.159 --> 00:40:07.599
That is correct. There's another version of that where if

662
00:40:07.599 --> 00:40:11.360
you get enough monkeys in a room with a computer,

663
00:40:11.800 --> 00:40:14.119
that they will also be able to program a radio

664
00:40:14.159 --> 00:40:16.960
station that gets ratings. But we know of some examples

665
00:40:16.960 --> 00:40:22.159
of whether that's not been the case. But you are right, Jerry,

666
00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:26.679
You are absolutely correct. The infinite monkey theorem is the

667
00:40:26.840 --> 00:40:31.880
idea that on a long enough timescale, even a monkey

668
00:40:31.960 --> 00:40:36.559
hitting random keys could type the complete works of Shakespeare.

669
00:40:38.039 --> 00:40:39.440
So let me say it again. Just make sure you

670
00:40:39.480 --> 00:40:42.679
took it all in. The infinite monkey theorem is the

671
00:40:42.760 --> 00:40:45.760
idea that on a long enough timescale, even a monkey

672
00:40:45.840 --> 00:40:49.960
hitting random keys could type the complete works of Shakespeare. However,

673
00:40:50.000 --> 00:40:54.559
there's been a new study done why I don't know,

674
00:40:54.639 --> 00:40:58.920
but whatever, and the new study found that the monkeys

675
00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:11.119
wouldn't have time. So it turns out the infinite monkey

676
00:41:11.159 --> 00:41:25.440
theorem has a deadline. You got too much going on.

677
00:41:26.280 --> 00:41:29.079
They're too busy listening to the radio station, their buddy programs.

678
00:41:36.400 --> 00:41:40.840
Now, a new study found that the monkey wouldn't have time.

679
00:41:41.639 --> 00:41:44.960
They said every star in the universe would burn out

680
00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:48.760
long before the monkey would type out the complete works

681
00:41:48.760 --> 00:41:54.039
of Shakespeare. So that's saying that in the infinite void

682
00:41:54.079 --> 00:41:57.119
of space, all the lights on the stars would go

683
00:41:57.199 --> 00:42:00.840
out before the monkey would have a chance to finish

684
00:42:00.920 --> 00:42:06.199
the random type of Shakespeare's works to be or not well.

685
00:42:05.920 --> 00:42:15.679
Crap exactly in between eating fruit, flinging poo, smoking cigarettes,

686
00:42:18.280 --> 00:42:23.000
punching people out of truck windows, jumping out of and

687
00:42:23.079 --> 00:42:24.719
jumping out of enclosures at the.

688
00:42:24.760 --> 00:42:29.840
Dallas Zoo, eating their owner's face.

689
00:42:31.519 --> 00:42:33.280
Or just pulling it off with their hands, which is

690
00:42:33.360 --> 00:42:34.880
very They can do that too.

691
00:42:36.039 --> 00:42:38.239
Oh, that was a that was a laugh. I need,

692
00:42:40.719 --> 00:42:43.119
how's that Shakespeare coming along? I don't have the time,

693
00:42:45.280 --> 00:42:46.320
very busy, gwyn.

694
00:42:51.559 --> 00:42:53.880
Yet they had enough time to do the study to

695
00:42:53.960 --> 00:42:56.199
find out that the monkey wouldn't have the time to

696
00:42:56.239 --> 00:42:56.519
do it.

697
00:42:57.079 --> 00:42:59.880
I like how that's a guy who like got the

698
00:43:00.079 --> 00:43:02.639
rant for the study and then forgot to do the study.

699
00:43:03.199 --> 00:43:05.159
It's like, what are the results of crap?

700
00:43:05.760 --> 00:43:06.920
I better come up with something.

701
00:43:07.199 --> 00:43:11.800
Well, I didn't have time, how would the monkeys? And

702
00:43:11.920 --> 00:43:14.119
he just submitted that, well, they just wouldn't have time. Like,

703
00:43:14.400 --> 00:43:17.159
brilliant doctor, we will.

704
00:43:17.000 --> 00:43:25.440
Give you our ironically your Darwin Award. I really do

705
00:43:25.519 --> 00:43:28.440
feel like, like on Darwin's chart, like we hit the

706
00:43:28.480 --> 00:43:30.360
big one and now we're just going back back the

707
00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:30.840
other way.

708
00:43:31.840 --> 00:43:34.360
This guy's study is like when I was in fourth

709
00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:36.199
grade and had to do a book report and I

710
00:43:36.199 --> 00:43:39.480
forgot to read the book, just like, oh, let me

711
00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:42.360
just read the back leaflet. That's that's what it is.

712
00:43:42.599 --> 00:43:45.000
This is the same guy who's like, well, you know, well, clearly,

713
00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:47.679
I mean they would write Shakespeare, but you know they

714
00:43:47.679 --> 00:43:50.360
have a lot going on, you know in these days?

715
00:43:51.320 --> 00:43:55.880
Yeah, good lord, I mean, look, it's difficult to be

716
00:43:55.920 --> 00:43:59.960
a monkey these days. I means it's hard to time

717
00:44:00.199 --> 00:44:02.559
to find time to write randomly on a on a

718
00:44:02.639 --> 00:44:06.480
typewriter or keyboard, whatever the case is. I mean between

719
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:16.480
school and work. Yeah monkeys, oh yeah, yeah, you can't

720
00:44:16.480 --> 00:44:19.599
forget the you know, the monkey.

721
00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:23.480
That's why they don't have any time. And where do

722
00:44:23.519 --> 00:44:26.039
you find typewriter ribbon these days? That's the question.

723
00:44:28.000 --> 00:44:30.119
Maybe that's the problem with said they would ahead time

724
00:44:30.320 --> 00:44:34.239
had the ribbon not run out. It's just the monkey

725
00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:37.199
at the typewriter. It reached the end and it's just like, well,

726
00:44:37.239 --> 00:44:39.880
now what then they gotta stop. They gotta go to

727
00:44:39.920 --> 00:44:42.639
circuit City. You know, I gotta I.

728
00:44:42.599 --> 00:44:45.119
Gotta invent circuit City real quick. And then I gotta

729
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:45.360
go in.

730
00:44:46.119 --> 00:44:57.599
They gave it a computer. Then it started playing hearts.

731
00:45:02.880 --> 00:45:06.719
You're listening to the tree House. Visit us online.

732
00:45:06.280 --> 00:45:25.639
At Treehouse on air dot com.

733
00:45:25.679 --> 00:45:29.760
You're in the tree House. Visit us online at Treehouse

734
00:45:29.840 --> 00:45:44.679
on air dot com.

735
00:45:44.679 --> 00:45:49.199
God, I love lover Boy on Fridays. All right, So

736
00:45:49.280 --> 00:45:51.880
now that we're all aware of the infinite monkey theorem

737
00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:56.760
and that it's been disproven, very sad inside the Treehouse.

738
00:45:59.039 --> 00:46:05.679
First doctor with and now this I know, but let's.

739
00:46:05.440 --> 00:46:10.400
Be clear about something if you put a monkey in

740
00:46:10.480 --> 00:46:15.079
front of a keyboard, it's gonna get distracted, right, It's inevitable.

741
00:46:15.119 --> 00:46:17.079
Like if it was just a typewriter, maybe, but if

742
00:46:17.079 --> 00:46:20.119
we're talking about a computer, there are too many distractions

743
00:46:20.159 --> 00:46:22.320
in the world. There are too many distractions online for

744
00:46:22.400 --> 00:46:26.599
a monkey to ever accidentally throughout the endless void of

745
00:46:26.599 --> 00:46:31.719
space and time to hammer out Shakespeare. And as if

746
00:46:31.719 --> 00:46:35.320
we didn't need more proof of that, we now have

747
00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:43.000
it because North Korea has entered the chat. There is

748
00:46:43.039 --> 00:46:49.119
a source that has claimed North Korean soldiers that are

749
00:46:49.119 --> 00:46:53.400
in Russia. Right, So North Korea and Russia they're now

750
00:46:53.440 --> 00:46:57.880
they're now kind of hooking up, right, Well, Russia has

751
00:46:57.960 --> 00:47:02.119
now brought troops from North Korea into Russia. There are

752
00:47:02.119 --> 00:47:05.000
a few things that North Korean soldiers are not used to.

753
00:47:05.679 --> 00:47:09.000
One is being anywhere other than North Korea, and part

754
00:47:09.039 --> 00:47:13.840
of that means being somewhere where there's internet. We read

755
00:47:13.840 --> 00:47:16.920
a story a number of months ago about someone thought

756
00:47:16.920 --> 00:47:20.159
it would be a good idea to give the Internet

757
00:47:21.039 --> 00:47:30.960
to a remote Amazonian tribe. And now that North Korean

758
00:47:31.039 --> 00:47:34.039
soldiers are in Russia, they have access to the Internet,

759
00:47:34.440 --> 00:47:37.800
and because of that, they've begun to gorge themselves on

760
00:47:38.159 --> 00:47:42.440
porn for the very first time. I knew it. Yeah.

761
00:47:43.159 --> 00:47:47.480
North Korean troops in Russia gorging on adult sites after

762
00:47:47.519 --> 00:47:52.199
getting internet for the very first time. Lots and lots

763
00:47:52.679 --> 00:47:59.199
and lots of porn. According to Financial Times Chief Foreign

764
00:47:59.199 --> 00:48:03.679
Affairs common to Gideon Rockman, military personnel from North Korea

765
00:48:03.719 --> 00:48:09.480
are blowing off steam after duty by surfing the web

766
00:48:09.760 --> 00:48:12.760
for adult videos. With internet access not generally available in

767
00:48:12.760 --> 00:48:15.239
their home country. These soldiers are seemingly using a trip

768
00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:18.519
to Russia as an excuse to wreck their internet history

769
00:48:18.960 --> 00:48:21.239
and watch streams of X rated content.

770
00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:24.920
That's not the only thing to reckon that.

771
00:48:32.800 --> 00:48:35.199
We've been trying to bring down North Korea for seventy years.

772
00:48:39.079 --> 00:48:40.559
All we needed was Jenna Jamison.

773
00:48:42.599 --> 00:48:43.960
All it took was an ex hamster.

774
00:48:44.400 --> 00:48:44.639
Yeah.

775
00:48:49.280 --> 00:48:52.559
In a post on social media, the journalist said, a

776
00:48:52.719 --> 00:48:55.880
usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers

777
00:48:55.920 --> 00:48:59.599
who have deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access

778
00:48:59.679 --> 00:49:02.239
to the Internet before, and as a result, they were

779
00:49:02.280 --> 00:49:06.559
gorging on pornography, which I guess also technically would mean

780
00:49:06.800 --> 00:49:10.440
that they're fettering like crazy.

781
00:49:11.159 --> 00:49:14.239
They're fettering so much as like watching watching a monkey,

782
00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:14.960
f a typewriter.

783
00:49:16.800 --> 00:49:21.159
They'll get to that site next week.

784
00:49:22.039 --> 00:49:23.960
They see South Korean cheerleaders. It's over.

785
00:49:31.920 --> 00:49:33.519
I don't know about the Middle East, but I think

786
00:49:33.559 --> 00:49:40.800
that will bring North and South Korea. Oh man, that's

787
00:49:40.800 --> 00:49:43.679
a hell of a week, is it. Thank you guys

788
00:49:43.679 --> 00:49:45.760
for hanging out with us here. We appreciate it. We

789
00:49:45.800 --> 00:49:50.360
will see you back here on Monday inside the treehouse,

790
00:50:00.880 --> 00:50:01.840
but said