Aug. 4, 2026

Is "Gym Cuddling" Cheating? | Kinkiest States, Ryan Gosling & Mansion Stripper Disaster

Is "Gym Cuddling" Cheating? | Kinkiest States, Ryan Gosling & Mansion Stripper Disaster
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What exactly counts as cheating these days? One husband turned to Reddit after admitting his wife likes to "cuddle" with another guy from the gym, and the internet had plenty to say. Dan and Trey dive into the relationship debate and ask where the line should really be drawn.

Then things get even stranger as we discover why ordering a stripper to your mansion can go spectacularly wrong, reveal the kinkiest states in America, celebrate Ryan Gosling's birthday by debating whether his post-The Notebook career has been one long apology tour for men everywhere, and finish with one of the dumbest Reddit questions we've ever heard.

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I don't think it is overstating it when I say

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today's episode of the Treehouse may be the sexiest episode

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we have ever done, saying a lot it is because

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we've had some sexy moments on this show, but like

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the Houston five hundred, this one's going to be packed.

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Coming up today.

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Inside the show, we've got the dumbest question a redditor

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has ever asked, followed by what may be an actually

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smart one, the sexiest in the United States, and strippers,

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a hot tub and felonies.

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And that's not even where we're going to start today.

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That's not even Cowboys training camp.

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Which is also happening right ah. Yes, sex and super Bowls.

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If you love what you hear today inside the Treehouse,

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a spouse, or maybe even a cuddle buddy. And together

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we can grow the Treehouse show. Speaking of cuddle buddies,

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it is truly amazing to me the things that people

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will post on online, and this is another great example

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of that.

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In reddit's am I overreacting for him?

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Am?

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I overreacting that my wife has cuddles and friend dates

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with a guy from the gym?

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Oh?

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You want to take this tray?

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Oh buddy's I've this guy needs a cut.

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Chair and just just nail him to it. Am I

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overreacting that my wife has cuddles and friend dates with

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a guy from the gym. The guy that posted this

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is a thirty four year old dude. Actually, I take

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that back. He's not a dude. This is a thirty

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four year old just thing and his wife is thirty one.

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He says, I've been with my wife Lily for nine years.

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We do not have kids together yet, but share a

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house and are otherwise very tangibly connected. Over the last

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year or two, Lily's been going through a lot. She

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was kicked out of several friend groups due to her

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toxicity and how she treats people. Allegedly, as a result,

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she started SSRIs anxiety meds and ADHD meds. We're working

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through her, though I am sure it's difficult, and I'm

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certainly ill equipped as a human to be the best

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at home therapist. Lily met a guy named Jay at

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her volleyball gym about six months ago. This already starts

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out hot.

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I didn't even know they had volleyball gyms.

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I didn't either, and they may not.

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Yeah, that's just what she's telling the That's just what

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she's telling her husband. She said he was recently single

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and looking to make friends.

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M hm, okay, bro.

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I had seen him from Afar before, but I never

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really actually spoken to him. Lily makes a lot of

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guy friends, so I don't bat an eye, and I'm

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generally very trusting of her. For example, a couple of

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years ago, she wanted to go on a multi day

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bush camping trip with no reception and a bunch of

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guys she just met a couple of months prior, and

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I didn't really say much besides the general okay, just

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be safe.

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Oh this guy, this can't be real. There's no way

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this guy.

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Did uh.

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Ah, he goes on.

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Anyway, After they met, I noticed she became increasingly reclusive

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from me. We messaged during the day noticeably a lot less,

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and in some ways I did feel her time and

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words to me have become low effort.

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In short.

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In person, she constantly made random comments about Jay, how

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kind he is, a relatable, how good Jay was at volleyball,

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which mean I guess he is fine. Additionally, she started

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spending money on Steam games to play with him deep

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into the night, off and coming to bed around three

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or four am. I had previously asked her to play

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games with me, but she told me she wasn't interested.

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A couple of months into this, I went out of

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town for several days. Whenever either of us is away,

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we always call each other to say good night and

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that we love each other. It said or Lily had

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told me she was going to a birthday party that evening,

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a commitment she had made weeks prior and wanted to keep.

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I texted her a couple of times around four o'clock

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in the afternoon to let her know where I was,

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ask her how her day was going, and check on

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the party. I received a couple of one word responses,

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but otherwise no responses. At eleven forty pm, I finally

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got a text back. She said she had bailed on

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the party at the last minute, and when I asked

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why she canceled, she just said IDK. After that, I

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tried to call and message her a couple more times

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if my calls went to voicemail. Lily later claimed she

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just didn't see my calls, probably because she was face

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down in the pillow, she says. I will say Lily

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is religious about wearing her garment smart watch at all hours,

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even for sleep tracking, and even when charging, it vibrates

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quite loudly on the nightstand, So I do find this

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a bit suspect. That's what you find suspect, the vibrating

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watch on the nightstand. Yeah, not the gang bang camping

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drip with all the dudes, yeah.

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Or the fact that you know she's getting she's getting

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railed while you're out of town and sounds like while

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you're in town and.

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Just yeah, as she's getting volleyballed by Jay.

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Spiked mm hmm.

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He goes on in the morning, Oh wait, I missed

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over to me, it was fairly apparent the calls were

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being ignored and that she was otherwise preoccupied in the morning.

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I found out Jay had come over to our home

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at two o'clock in the afternoon, stayed over night till

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six am, sixteen hours. However, our door camera had been deactivated,

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leaving no record of his arrival or departure.

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Shocking.

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This goes on for like eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, fourteen,

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fifteen more paragraphs.

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I don't need to read this. We know what's happening.

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I didn't. I could have stopped reading about two minutes ago.

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We already know what's happened.

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Rock would really stop at just the title of the

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post and go, no, she's getting plowed. And you seem

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to be just clueless.

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I don't think I've ever seen or heard of a

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more clueless individual than this. So much so I actually

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do question the veracity of it.

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It's I mean, I remember, there's the one clip that

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remains above and beyond all and you just wonder if

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they're really that stupid. There was always there was a

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clip from Maury of there doing the DNA test and

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it's a white couple in the white dad, Oh that's

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my baby, and the baby is brown, and the guy

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is just crushed when he finds out, Oh, you are

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not the father, and you're like.

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Really right there staring at you in the face.

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Yeah, oh yeah, I'm sure Lily is quite popular and

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probably got kicked out of her friend groups because she

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was banging some of the other, you know, boyfriends of

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our friends.

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Maybe all at once on a camping draw. I am

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with you that you're right. It's like every so often

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humanity does something or someone does something to lower the

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bar of humanity. It's what I mean by that is

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someone that does something or thinks something so unbelievably stupid

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you question the reality of it, like, there's no way

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that's real. There's no way someone walks around on this

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planet with us that is that stupid. And then sometimes

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you see proof of it and you're like, Okay, well there

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it is.

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I can't deny it anymore.

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Sometimes radio stations make announcements.

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That make absolutely no sense to the rest of the world,

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but they do them anyway. Yeah, and that's their and

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that is their prerogative.

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Because that one share on one station is gonna just

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multiply by one.

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We'll bolster the other one. What's one times one tray anyway?

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Uh No, dude, you're not overreacting that. You're you're underreacting absolutely.

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This is one of those rare occasions whores like no dude,

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you need to start reacting period.

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I'm gonna guess he doesn't have a lot of friends either,

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because it's at some point your buddy's are gonna go. Dude,

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everyone screw on her. Yeah, literally everyone.

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Yes, it's not everyone maybe except him.

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Yeah, yeah, you see everyone. Yeah, you're not gonna have

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kids with her. She's probably gonna have a kid, but

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it's not gonna be biologically yours.

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But it sounds like it might be biologically like seven

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or eight other Dude, it's gonna be like when they

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do the test on hamburger meat to see how many

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different cows are in that hamburger meat and it comes

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out in like hundreds. That's that's your wife. She's hamburger meat.

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And everyone. Yeah, and everyone knows it. I mean, I

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mean ship the first moment, the first comment on this

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is just simply brother.

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Yeah.

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And there's nothing else you need to say. That sums

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it up well.

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I think reditor posts do not have Posters do not

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have a lot of tact.

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They will tell you like it.

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H that being said, one of the sexiest stories that

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we have come across recently here inside the Treehouse is

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this one.

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A stripper, a hot tub and a night of drinking

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a North Fresno leads to felony charges. Yeah, someone cue

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the il bimbo music from Police Academy.

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Yeah, it's too bad this wasn't Oxnard.

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That's true.

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That would have made a lot more sense. What started

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out as a night of adult fund for three couples

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at a Northeast Fresno home turned into a nightmare involving gunshots,

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an alleged arm robbery, and an exotic dancer in tears.

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I'd like to point out that this story out of

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the Fresno b is a real and b reads more

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like a Netflix documentary script than it does a traditional

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news article. I'm going to read some more of this

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to you and you let me know if you think

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my theory holds hot tub water. Okay, What started out

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as a night of adult fund for three couples at

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a Northeast Presno home turned into a nightmare involving gunshots,

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an alleged armed robbery, and an exotic dancer in tears.

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Police arrested twenty year old Adam Daniel Delacruz that winter

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night earlier this year, and prosecutors later charged him with

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multiple felonies, including three counts of robbery, one count of

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shooting into an inhabited dwelling, and two counts of assault

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with a firearm again.

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That winter night. That winter night.

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I don't know has that ever or made it into

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a straight news article, and here it is.

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I continue. He is awaiting trial.

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If convicted on all charges, he faces a maximum of

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twenty seven years and eight months in prison. His attorney

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said this is not a simple case of someone sneaking

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into an exclusive gated community of luxury homes to committed crime.

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Dela Cruz was there for a reason, and it initially

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had nothing to do with invading someone's home at gunpoint,

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The attorney said. Dela Cruz was there was there on

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January tenth to drop off an exotic dancer hired by

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a homeowner in the exclusive Copper.

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Ridge Estates community.

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According to court documents, the homeowner was hosting a dinner

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party for two sorry was hosting a dinner party for

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two other couples at the trendy Seizon restaurant. After dinner

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and some cocktails, they went back to his home. They

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drank wine, heated up the hot tub, and later in

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the evening, the homeowner called an exotic dancer he was

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familiar with him, requested she'd dance for him and his guests.

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After her performance, she also jumped in the hot dub,

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according to according to court documents, and that's when one

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of the males started to become aggressive, making her feeluncomfortable.

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She got upset, got out of the hot tub and

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called Delacruz to come get her. When he arrived, she

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came out of the home in tears and got into

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his car. The two argued, and Delacruz got out of

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his car, grabbed his gun, put on a black face mask,

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and forcefully entered the home. Police later found two spent

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brass cartridges on the exterior step, alongside a bullet hole

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in the interior entry hallway. One of the homeowner's guests

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told police he took an iPhone, Dela Cruz took an

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iPhone and wallet from him and an iPhone from his wife.

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Documents also state that Dela Cruz approach the homeowner took

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cell phones, laptop computers.

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The third couple was not at the home when police

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arrived and did not provide a statement. The attorney said

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that initially none of the witnesses, including the homeowner, told

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police anything. After reviewing select video footage, did the homeowner

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admit to hiring the dancer? First of all, yes, you.

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Know, I love the fact that the dancer's boyfriend dropped off.

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Go on, baby, make some money and rents already ten

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days late.

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And you know, because what are the things that's essential

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for living in California in the Fresno area, or ski

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mask so you always have one in your car. So

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surely this wasn't premeditated and you didn't think, oh, you know,

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now my girlfriend made the money. She had told me

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the lay of the land. Now I'll go in and

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rob the people. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And also you're a bonehead because you're dating the stripper

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and you're going into an exclusive gated community, which in

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California means multimillion dollar homes. You didn't go for any jewelry.

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You just went for iPhones and laptops, traceable stuff. Well done, sir,

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well well done.

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And the fact that he waited to put on the

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ski mask until after he got out of the car

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so everyone's ring cameras could get a good look at him.

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Yeah, yeah, probably. It didn't even drive off and then

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walk back up, just let her get in and then

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and she's probably like, no, baby, don't, don't do it. Oh,

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I gotta do it.

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It's in my nature. I can't help.

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But I'm dating a stripper. What else do you want?

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I'm dumb enough to date a stripper, So I'm to

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rob this community.

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Let's get Daniel Cook from cook DFW Roofing and Restoration

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in the Treehouse for your free roof inspection and property

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review called eight three three cook df You today to

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A lot of homeowners underestimate the amount of attic heat

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We walk them around if they're interested in going around.

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be educated on what's happening and why.

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didn't have a conversation with you about ventilation underneath that roof,

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then you need to call Daniel Cook at eight three

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Saying ah, we can give you, we can help you,

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If you give them a couple drinks, they're entertaining as hell.

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Yeah, they're fun too, very fun. Love love Daniel and

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carry cook back inside the treehouse now, Dan O'Malley trade Trendholme.

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We still have the sexiest states in the United States

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to get to along with the dumbest question ever posted

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on Reddit, and that includes the one we started the

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show with.

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Today.

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Yes, it's gonna get dumber in here, but before we

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can get to that, we have to scratch our birthday itch.

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Today is Tuesday, August fourth, twenty twenty six. Holy balls,

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it's August. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays and what

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many people see as a very polarizing figure. Former United

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States President Barack Obama is sixty five today. Crazy to

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think that he's sixty five and he is still fifteen

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years younger than our current president. And he was in

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his forties when for his first term. Yeah, it's crazy

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to think how.

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Young he was. I think, wasn't he the youngest since Kennedy?

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Yeah?

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Because if you think about it, like who came after Kennedy? Man,

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there was no younger person in there. I honestly.

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Bush might have been the next youngest.

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Bush was in his fifties.

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But yeah, I mean from Lyndon Johnson. Nixon obviously was

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old as dirt, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan Bush Senior.

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I don't Clinton. I remember Clinton was in his fifties.

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I think he was in his fifties.

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Yeah, Clinton was in his fifties. Eh, God, was he

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in his forties?

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I don't know.

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Anyway, And then you get you know, and then to

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current days you get Biden and Trump, and they were

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obviously and are obviously much older. But yeah, former President

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Barack Obama sixty five years old?

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Did they?

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Some people hate him, some people love him. It's just

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a notable birthday here inside the treehouse.

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I'm a gifted, didn't like a lot of his policies.

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In general, I still say one of the coolest presidents.

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I mean he he's charismatic. Yeah, I mean he was

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somebody you definitely want to go grab a beer with.

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Sorry, I was just stuck in memory land there thinking

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about all the flak he took from really weird places

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during his time, like the pastor from Harlem.

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Oh, I thought Barack Obama was a gay werewolf?

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Who who is? Who was making the rounds again?

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I know you sent me a video a couple of

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weeks ago of I can't remember the dude's name, but

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it's from that that at La Ministry Church in Harlem.

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That dude, that dude's a freaking nut.

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Oh, he's a wackydoodle. But he's entertaining as hell.

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He's better than the weekly World news man.

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Yeah no, and he's still at it. And uh yeah,

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he's now he's just bagging on liberals and Mamdani but uh,

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James something I think. But yeah, and it's funny. A

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whole new generation is finding him and he's gaining traction

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on social media again.

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He's a boomerang man, goes around. They'll come right back

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at you all right, other birthdays today?

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Uh, this is what turned out to be a very

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polar rising figure in England.

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Megan markle is forty five. I mean, former Suits actress

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and current member of the.

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British Royal family. Oh they're not actually, yah.

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They kind of extra communicated, extricated themselves on that.

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Yeah. And and it's funny. I really liked her on Suits,

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but it seems like ever since she got involved with

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Prince Harry she has just just come off poorly. Yeah.

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I mean, and I hate to say it, but if

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you thought you were going to marry into the British

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Royal family and you weren't going to encounter a little

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bit of racism, you were naive. Not saying it's right,

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but you know, there are a lot of trade offs there,

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and one of them is there's a lot of money

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and a very privileged life.

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And a rich history.

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Yeah, not exactly one known for being really accepting of

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any outsiders, so much so that they all have a

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tendency to hump each other.

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I was about to saying in a history of inbreeding over

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the years of centuries in the royal royal line. So

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but then everything, it seems like everything everything since then.

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That just that disaster and then just complaining and bitching

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about the royal family to the point where everyone's like,

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shut up. And then every project. I mean, she did

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this this show on Netflix that was just got awful,

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like a cooking show or kind of a lifestyle deal

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that was clearly just so scripted.

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Yeah, it was. Look, I don't I don't really use

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this term much because I try to leave most of

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the kids' terms to the kids, but that show was cringe.

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Oh yeah.

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I saw a clip of that and just thought, oh

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my god, this is one of the most least authentic

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shows I have ever seen, and I've seen a couple And.

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It's sad because it also Harry was arguably the most

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likable of the royals, and now he's not even really

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that likable anymore, just because I feel like she's rub

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off on him. I mean, and he's done such good things.

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The games, I forgot what they call him. He does

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those games for you know, athletes that were our soldiers,

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that were in Victus games, that have been wounded in war.

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I mean, it's just all sorts of good things.

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But everyone kind of related to Harry because he's he

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was we always refer to the red headed stepchild.

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He is.

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He's literally a red headed stepchild of his step mother.

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But before that, he was already relatable because he's the

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younger brother of the guy who's going to be king.

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So he acted out a little bit more, and a

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lot of people kind of related to that understood it.

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He could get away with more stuff than his older

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brother could because he didn't have to be king someday

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was never going to be him.

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But then he also was also very respectable, decorated service

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career in the military, all sorts of things. And then yeah,

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and then just man, sometimes this association with such a well,

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just cause you problems.

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I'm pretty sure that's a direct quote from Queen Elizabeth

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the second before she died. Other birthdays today, Cole and

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Dylan Sprouse, you ready to feel old. Cole and Dylan Sprouse,

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stars of the Sweet Life of Zach and Cody Riverdale,

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also the little kid who played Adam Sandler's kid in

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Big Daddy and Ross's Kid Ben and Friends. Dylan Sprouse

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are thirty four today.

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See there is where there's an age gap between us,

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because I really don't know any of those shows. I mean,

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and I had really kind of lost friends at the

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point where they had kids.

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Oh gotcha, they would pop in they like Ben Ross's

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son would pop in here and there on the show.

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We just rewatched it, so it's all fresh in my mind.

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But when the Colon Dilan Sprouse were that age of

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Ben on Friends, there's one episode where he's doing the

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pranks with Rachel and I hate that kid so much

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because he's such a little jerk. So that's part of

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the reason that these kids stick out to me. Other

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birthdays today, this is an interesting one, interesting one. Oscar

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nominated writer and director of Little Women, Lady Bird, and

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the Barbie movie Greta Gerwig is forty three. The reason

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why that one's interesting to me is because I just

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saw that they're trying to do a Barbie two. But

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the rumor is that it is being hung up on

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the salary demands of Margot, Robbie and Ryan Gosling, to

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which I say, you better pay those two not only

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from a talent standpoint, but also just from a physical

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commitment to those roles that those two have to do

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to portray Ken and Barbie.

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00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:32.920
Did the first Barbie movie do that? Well, yeah, it did.

477
00:28:33.000 --> 00:28:36.279
Gangbusters man, I mean I think it was a billion

478
00:28:36.319 --> 00:28:36.960
dollar movie.

479
00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:42.759
Yeah, I mean I get especially Margot Robbie. I feel

480
00:28:42.759 --> 00:28:44.319
like she hadn't really done that much since then. But

481
00:28:45.079 --> 00:28:49.880
I mean, Gosling is going to be the new Oh

482
00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:51.559
what they announced on Marvel.

483
00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:54.279
Ghostwriter a ghost writer.

484
00:28:55.799 --> 00:28:58.680
And like he's and he's got a Star Wars project

485
00:28:58.680 --> 00:29:01.200
that'll be coming out I think now next year, like

486
00:29:01.240 --> 00:29:03.200
a Starfighter Star Wars something.

487
00:29:03.880 --> 00:29:06.519
I mean, yeah, he.

488
00:29:06.440 --> 00:29:11.400
Has turned into a damn good lady. We talked about

489
00:29:11.400 --> 00:29:15.279
this in the plus episode Project Till Mary. Really solid movie.

490
00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:19.839
I enjoyed it, fun watch. He's really good.

491
00:29:20.799 --> 00:29:26.119
He's he's likable's he's good looking enough to where you

492
00:29:26.160 --> 00:29:28.599
don't hate him a little bit like a Brad Pitt,

493
00:29:29.759 --> 00:29:34.480
Like his face is not perfect like Ryan Reynolds. Yeah,

494
00:29:35.000 --> 00:29:38.640
you talk about hitting the genetic lottery Ryan Reynolds is that, yes?

495
00:29:40.400 --> 00:29:47.880
But yeah, crazy talented. His his career has hit heights

496
00:29:47.960 --> 00:29:52.680
that I'm sure even he thought wouldn't be possible. So, yeah,

497
00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:54.519
you want to make Barbie two, You're gonna have to

498
00:29:54.519 --> 00:29:58.240
pay those two. So anyway, Greta grew forty three today

499
00:29:58.279 --> 00:30:02.599
and one final birthday to mention for funzies Billy Bob

500
00:30:02.640 --> 00:30:06.599
Thornton is seventy one today, really great at playing some

501
00:30:06.680 --> 00:30:11.160
really terrible a whole characters. But I remember one time

502
00:30:11.319 --> 00:30:14.000
he called into the road radio show and he was

503
00:30:14.119 --> 00:30:15.920
so nice. He was one of the guys. I was

504
00:30:16.119 --> 00:30:18.640
genuinely excited to talk to get him on the phone

505
00:30:18.680 --> 00:30:23.599
for the interview, and he was so nice. It was

506
00:30:23.640 --> 00:30:25.839
just it was a fun interview as well. Just a

507
00:30:25.880 --> 00:30:29.680
really cool guy. Billy Bob Thorton seventy one.

508
00:30:29.079 --> 00:30:30.440
I forget Have you seen Lamb Man?

509
00:30:31.799 --> 00:30:34.559
I have not all of it. We watched we didn't

510
00:30:34.599 --> 00:30:38.200
finish the first season. We watched some of it. I

511
00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:39.079
didn't love the show.

512
00:30:39.839 --> 00:30:42.079
You should give it another run, though it's so good.

513
00:30:43.920 --> 00:30:45.880
I do enjoy some of the clips that have popped

514
00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:48.079
up on social media. I do remember you told me

515
00:30:48.119 --> 00:30:51.440
about the one scene between Billy Bob Thornton's character and

516
00:30:51.480 --> 00:30:54.839
his daughter and her sex life that stood out to me,

517
00:30:54.880 --> 00:30:57.359
and that when I saw that scene, I was like, God.

518
00:30:57.839 --> 00:31:02.400
Yeah, there's a lot, but it's especially when Ali Lauter

519
00:31:02.480 --> 00:31:06.599
gets in there. It really it's so good. You should

520
00:31:06.640 --> 00:31:10.920
give it another run. And by the way, as much

521
00:31:10.960 --> 00:31:14.000
as one thing you have to say about Ryan Gosling

522
00:31:14.279 --> 00:31:17.720
is the fact that any of us still like him

523
00:31:17.799 --> 00:31:22.240
or will watch his movies after the fucking Notebook says

524
00:31:22.240 --> 00:31:22.880
something about his.

525
00:31:22.839 --> 00:31:24.160
Talent, it does.

526
00:31:24.920 --> 00:31:27.960
It's like everything he's done since the Notebook has been

527
00:31:27.960 --> 00:31:34.720
an apology to his mail fans. I'm going to do

528
00:31:34.799 --> 00:31:37.599
the Fall guy, I am going to do a Star

529
00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:39.240
Wars movie.

530
00:31:39.519 --> 00:31:41.839
Yeah, I am going to be the new ghost writer.

531
00:31:43.400 --> 00:31:45.599
The rest of his career is called my bad, Bro.

532
00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:51.000
I'm sorry for what you had to watch that one

533
00:31:51.119 --> 00:31:51.960
night years ago.

534
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550
00:32:51.680 --> 00:32:53.880
Uh. Let's start.

551
00:32:53.960 --> 00:32:56.519
Let's stay with the sexy theme, and then we'll get

552
00:32:56.519 --> 00:33:01.680
to the dumbest question ever asked on Reddit. If you

553
00:33:01.799 --> 00:33:06.240
had to guess the sexiest state in the United States,

554
00:33:06.680 --> 00:33:07.599
what would your guest be?

555
00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:21.319
Tray. It's a really good question.

556
00:33:21.400 --> 00:33:24.880
I I A lot goes into it, Yeah, a lot.

557
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:28.839
Goes into it. My my leanings are going to be

558
00:33:28.920 --> 00:33:39.960
something probably southern, uh, Alabama, South Carolina somewhere, and Florida

559
00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:44.440
for all its falls, has attractive people. Texas isn't bad.

560
00:33:44.960 --> 00:33:47.559
No, Texas is good. Lots of good looking people. But

561
00:33:47.920 --> 00:33:50.359
you know, being good looking at being sexy two different things.

562
00:33:50.519 --> 00:33:50.720
True.

563
00:33:50.759 --> 00:33:57.119
Actually, I should probably rephrase the question Thusleep, what state

564
00:33:57.200 --> 00:34:00.559
in the United States is the most sexually adventurous?

565
00:34:04.640 --> 00:34:08.119
Like, I know a lot goes into that too.

566
00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:13.679
Well, so I'm gonna go that's gonna end up being

567
00:34:13.800 --> 00:34:17.039
like some weird state like Idaho, or something like that,

568
00:34:17.119 --> 00:34:22.400
because just something to me. Midwest or you know, Montana

569
00:34:22.440 --> 00:34:25.800
and Wyoming, lots of guys, not a lot of girls.

570
00:34:25.440 --> 00:34:28.239
And Alaska. Yeah.

571
00:34:28.519 --> 00:34:32.079
Uh well, here's a couple of the parameters driven by

572
00:34:32.119 --> 00:34:36.599
an astronomic driven by Google searches, So racy Google searches

573
00:34:38.440 --> 00:34:41.360
and visits to the adult store. Those are two of

574
00:34:41.400 --> 00:34:44.920
the big markers of sexually adventurous.

575
00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:52.440
I go figure, So I was about to say, I mean,

576
00:34:53.119 --> 00:34:54.840
so you have bad Internet, You're I'm going to go

577
00:34:54.840 --> 00:34:55.920
to the adult bookstore.

578
00:34:56.400 --> 00:34:56.920
I guess.

579
00:34:57.159 --> 00:35:01.719
Also, they mentioned, uh, sex outside. There's something called a

580
00:35:01.880 --> 00:35:06.480
kink score. I'm just going to tell you the state,

581
00:35:06.519 --> 00:35:10.880
because there's no way you would guess it. The naughtiest

582
00:35:11.000 --> 00:35:16.880
state in the United States, New Mexico. New Mexico turns out,

583
00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:20.079
is the most sexually adventurous state, driven by an astronomical

584
00:35:20.119 --> 00:35:23.920
ten thousand, five eighty five racy Google searches per one

585
00:35:23.960 --> 00:35:27.519
thousand people and six and a half visits to the

586
00:35:27.559 --> 00:35:32.960
adult store per every million people each month. The Land

587
00:35:32.960 --> 00:35:39.199
of Enchantment counts BDSM, swinging, and outdoor whoopee as favorite

588
00:35:39.239 --> 00:35:42.000
pastimes as they sex it up on an average of

589
00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:47.159
two point zero six times per week. Their kink score

590
00:35:47.280 --> 00:35:50.559
tops the list with a zipper popping ninety one point six.

591
00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:58.400
The state with the second highest rate the state with

592
00:35:58.440 --> 00:36:02.599
the second highest sexually adventures rating Oregon at eighty five

593
00:36:02.639 --> 00:36:04.239
point ninety three.

594
00:36:04.599 --> 00:36:10.480
That doesn't That doesn't surprise me because it's the Pacific Northwest.

595
00:36:12.639 --> 00:36:17.480
But New Mexico eoh, because not an attractive state there,

596
00:36:18.800 --> 00:36:22.719
and Albuquerque's just ugly and the people really aren't that

597
00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:25.840
attractive and a lot of them are old. Yeah, I

598
00:36:25.880 --> 00:36:29.519
mean Santa Fe is gorgeous and that stuff, but it

599
00:36:29.559 --> 00:36:33.239
also really sparsely populated, so that that does surprise me.

600
00:36:33.320 --> 00:36:36.760
But then again, I mean, maybe there's just not a

601
00:36:36.800 --> 00:36:37.559
lot else to do.

602
00:36:38.320 --> 00:36:38.639
Could be.

603
00:36:39.400 --> 00:36:43.280
This new study, conducted by Say It with a Condom,

604
00:36:43.800 --> 00:36:47.079
ranked every state by quantifying everything from how many times

605
00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:49.480
residents get it on each week, the searches for sexy

606
00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:52.960
online content and visits to adults only stores.

607
00:36:53.519 --> 00:36:55.000
Rounding out the top ten.

608
00:36:57.360 --> 00:37:05.280
Vermont, North Dakotaw, Hampshire, Connecticut, Washington, Rhode Island, and Alaska.

609
00:37:06.920 --> 00:37:10.559
And then and then you get Oregon and New Mexico

610
00:37:10.800 --> 00:37:12.679
with the top two slots.

611
00:37:14.119 --> 00:37:18.760
Vermont, Yeah, this is island. This is not the sexiest state,

612
00:37:18.840 --> 00:37:24.719
maybe the dirtiest or whatever. I don't but there's nothing

613
00:37:24.800 --> 00:37:26.480
sexy about New Mexico. Vermont.

614
00:37:27.480 --> 00:37:35.239
Uh yeah, no, but I think I think the sexiest

615
00:37:35.239 --> 00:37:38.440
thing about Vermont was New Heart in the eighties.

616
00:37:43.960 --> 00:37:45.360
I mean, uh yeah.

617
00:37:45.599 --> 00:37:49.440
And then that where Bernie Sanders is from. I see,

618
00:37:50.519 --> 00:37:51.159
I forgot.

619
00:37:52.360 --> 00:37:56.199
Is he New Hampshire Vermont? Ah, he's one of those

620
00:37:56.239 --> 00:37:56.840
I think.

621
00:37:57.239 --> 00:38:05.239
There's just yeah, no, uhh. I take issue at this poll.

622
00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:08.760
And I know what you're wondering, what about Texas, because

623
00:38:08.760 --> 00:38:09.639
I'm wondering that as well.

624
00:38:09.719 --> 00:38:12.679
Yeah, Bernie Sanders is Vermont, because that's Vermont. Okay, I

625
00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:13.280
think sexy.

626
00:38:13.280 --> 00:38:16.559
I think Bernie well, you know, you cover him in

627
00:38:16.599 --> 00:38:19.920
some you cover him in some Vermont maple syrup and

628
00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:24.159
give me a fork. I'm kidding.

629
00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:28.000
I had to scroll really far down to find Texas

630
00:38:28.039 --> 00:38:29.880
on this, they say. According to The New York Post,

631
00:38:29.960 --> 00:38:34.599
the cowboys and cowgirls of Texas are America's most straight laced,

632
00:38:35.159 --> 00:38:37.480
earning a score of just twenty two point seventy four

633
00:38:37.559 --> 00:38:48.159
on the sexually adventurous score. Texas ranked the least adventurous

634
00:38:48.360 --> 00:38:53.800
state in the sex department, although although one category in

635
00:38:53.840 --> 00:38:58.159
this survey, Texas stood out. Although it's called the Lone

636
00:38:58.159 --> 00:39:04.079
Star state, Texans are and shockingly into orgies. That's according

637
00:39:04.079 --> 00:39:05.800
to the survey.

638
00:39:06.119 --> 00:39:08.639
I feel like there's some statistical anomalies in this that,

639
00:39:09.320 --> 00:39:14.679
uh don't don't factor in population as much as it should,

640
00:39:14.719 --> 00:39:17.320
because I feel like every state that you rattled off

641
00:39:17.320 --> 00:39:21.320
in the top ten are sparsely populated states.

642
00:39:23.000 --> 00:39:26.719
Yeah, you're right. I think you're right about that. Although

643
00:39:26.719 --> 00:39:28.880
I keep thinking about this that according to the survey,

644
00:39:30.199 --> 00:39:33.760
even though it's the lone Star state, Texans are really

645
00:39:33.800 --> 00:39:36.400
into orgies. So just keep that in mind.

646
00:39:36.440 --> 00:39:42.840
If you get an invitation to someone's Alamo party, God,

647
00:39:42.840 --> 00:39:43.360
that's weird.

648
00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:45.559
There you have it.

649
00:39:47.239 --> 00:39:50.519
New Mexico is the most sexually adventurous state in the

650
00:39:50.639 --> 00:39:51.320
United States.

651
00:39:51.320 --> 00:39:53.440
That just doesn't feel right. It didn't fit right, It

652
00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:59.920
doesn't sit like. There's nothing about that is like like Nevada, California, Texas, Florida.

653
00:40:01.320 --> 00:40:03.320
All I can think about. I was at a tattoo

654
00:40:03.320 --> 00:40:07.800
convention in New Mexico a year ago, and no.

655
00:40:09.519 --> 00:40:14.000
Honestly, I think I would have embraced Nebraska as a

656
00:40:14.039 --> 00:40:15.480
sexier state than New.

657
00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:18.000
Mexico without a doubt.

658
00:40:18.679 --> 00:40:22.920
Yeah, all right, let's segue out of that into what

659
00:40:23.000 --> 00:40:29.440
is possibly the dumbest question ever asked on Reddit. Okay,

660
00:40:33.079 --> 00:40:37.719
did drinking more water and exercising impact your life?

661
00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:45.679
If so? How God?

662
00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:47.760
Just when you thought you couldn't get a dumber question

663
00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:50.639
than you know? Is my wife's cuddle partner? You know?

664
00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:59.320
Should I am I overreacting to my wife's cuddle partner? Wow? Oh? God?

665
00:41:00.119 --> 00:41:03.119
To drinking more water and exercising impact your life?

666
00:41:03.159 --> 00:41:06.719
If so, yes, it will, it absolutely will. Your life

667
00:41:06.719 --> 00:41:08.760
will be better if you do those two things. Drink

668
00:41:08.760 --> 00:41:11.559
more water and exercise. Yes, Jesus Christ, Why is that

669
00:41:11.599 --> 00:41:12.400
so hard for people?

670
00:41:12.639 --> 00:41:14.639
Tell me your gen z that you set in front

671
00:41:14.679 --> 00:41:17.880
of a TV or screen your entire life without telling

672
00:41:17.920 --> 00:41:18.480
me your gen z.

673
00:41:19.159 --> 00:41:23.280
Oh, that's solid, he says. This is in the ask

674
00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:26.559
men over thirty. I didn't even know there really is

675
00:41:26.599 --> 00:41:28.840
a forum for everything on Reddit, which I give him

676
00:41:28.840 --> 00:41:32.960
credit for. He asks in the ask men over thirty.

677
00:41:33.079 --> 00:41:34.639
I don't drink a lot of water, and I lead

678
00:41:34.639 --> 00:41:36.920
a sedentary life where I work in it and I

679
00:41:37.000 --> 00:41:42.079
have couch hobbies. So I'd like to know how impactful

680
00:41:42.280 --> 00:41:44.960
drinking more water and exercising more would be in the

681
00:41:45.000 --> 00:41:48.320
long term. What I feel more productive at work and happier.

682
00:41:48.679 --> 00:41:51.639
Have you really felt any real results?

683
00:41:51.840 --> 00:41:52.159
Oh?

684
00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:55.440
God, Just try it for yourself. You don't have to

685
00:41:55.519 --> 00:41:59.400
ask other people to tell you, to give you information

686
00:41:59.480 --> 00:42:01.840
about whether or not you should try something for yourself.

687
00:42:01.920 --> 00:42:04.320
Just try something for yourself and see how you feel.

688
00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:11.920
And and and people wonder why we have an obesity problem.

689
00:42:12.119 --> 00:42:14.320
That's true. That's so true.

690
00:42:14.559 --> 00:42:16.599
And it's also weird to me because I feel like

691
00:42:16.599 --> 00:42:23.119
with gen Z, when I see younger people, they seem

692
00:42:23.199 --> 00:42:26.760
to be pretty fit. For the most part, I wouldn't

693
00:42:26.800 --> 00:42:32.199
see any less fit than any previous generations. It's it

694
00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:34.519
might be more hard, it might be easier to tell that.

695
00:42:34.639 --> 00:42:37.440
You might think they're a little more fit because athletic

696
00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:39.559
clothing is so common these days.

697
00:42:40.039 --> 00:42:43.360
So as suppose I don't know, I.

698
00:42:43.639 --> 00:42:47.199
I agree with you there, And maybe it's just the

699
00:42:47.199 --> 00:42:49.280
ones you see out fit and if I feel like

700
00:42:49.320 --> 00:42:56.360
they're all taller than we were, and you know what,

701
00:42:56.719 --> 00:43:01.480
maybe it's a younger millennial. But I mean, I really

702
00:43:02.280 --> 00:43:05.159
just exercise and drinking water improve your life. Yes, yes

703
00:43:05.199 --> 00:43:07.840
it will, that's I mean. And the fact if you

704
00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:10.159
have to ask that means you have been shut in

705
00:43:10.840 --> 00:43:16.079
and you've been playing too many games and not you've

706
00:43:16.079 --> 00:43:17.440
been out in the world at all.

707
00:43:18.079 --> 00:43:22.639
Yeah, go outside, it's how about this, how about this,

708
00:43:22.719 --> 00:43:24.039
don't even worry about exercising.

709
00:43:24.119 --> 00:43:26.599
Just drink some more water, Just go outside, get some sunlight.

710
00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:32.440
Yeah, go for go for a walk. It's amazing what

711
00:43:32.480 --> 00:43:37.400
it does. It's like I I try not to have

712
00:43:37.440 --> 00:43:40.159
a lot of prejudices prejudices, but if I do, there's

713
00:43:40.159 --> 00:43:46.039
one I really overweight people I have issues with because

714
00:43:46.719 --> 00:43:51.760
it's typically your own doing and very simple changes you

715
00:43:51.800 --> 00:43:54.320
could make that you can lose it. And it's like

716
00:43:54.519 --> 00:43:56.760
there's some woman on TikTok the other day just absolutely

717
00:43:56.800 --> 00:43:59.400
having a meltdown because she walked into the supermarket and

718
00:43:59.760 --> 00:44:03.199
there had a I think the salad dressings are called

719
00:44:03.239 --> 00:44:06.719
skinny girl. Oh yeah, Like it's the most fat phobic

720
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thing ever. It's like, you know, and she she was

721
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well over three hundred pounds. It's like, bitch, lose some weight.

722
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Mm hmm. If if you weren't morbidly OBEs, she might

723
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not be so offended by skinny girl.

724
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That's true.

725
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And also keep in mind not everything is an attack

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on you. Just because something exists doesn't mean it's an

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attack on you. Because there are people out there like

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me that want to be a skinny girl that came

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out wrong to you. Want to want to want to

730
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want a product like skinny girl because I want the

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option of a good tasting salad dressing that doesn't have

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all the uh you know, calories of a delicious hidden

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valley range.

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Yeah. We we would all like to if if we

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could all eat like crap and not put on weight,

736
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we would. I mean that if.

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Anyone, if anyone ever creates the calorie free pizza, you

738
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will have more money than Elon.

739
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Musk Oh or if you could create a fat free

740
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ranch that actually tastes really good. Just cash it in.

741
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You are gold for the rest of your life.

742
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You take on the world, baby, all right, last thing,

743
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and we're gonna get it. Back to the sexy part

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of the sexiest episode the Treehouse has ever done.

745
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While also.

746
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Backing this up to the dumbest question ever asked on Reddit,

747
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this one actually is kind of a smart question.

748
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This is a genuine problem that someone needs help with.

749
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Okay, okay, how do I convince my dog that I'm

750
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spanking my wife consensually?

751
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Buddy?

752
00:45:53.960 --> 00:45:57.679
If you get the answer to that question, you will

753
00:45:57.719 --> 00:45:59.280
cause a riot on Shark Tank.

754
00:46:04.840 --> 00:46:07.880
Oh it's funny because this has happened to me.

755
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Spank Mark, spank Mark, spank Mark.

756
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Yeah, you know, spanking. And then this was back when

757
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I had a great day and one of them absolutely

758
00:46:24.440 --> 00:46:31.440
just started going nuts. It's all gay. This is and

759
00:46:31.960 --> 00:46:38.159
you can't can go sound they associate with bad. You're like, no, no,

760
00:46:38.400 --> 00:46:42.079
this is good. There is no good spanking to a dog.

761
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No there is.

762
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This is mommy's idea of the treat. Thank you for

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hanging out with us here inside the tree House today.

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He again.

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If you loved what you heard, get that share button

766
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from your favorite listening platform, Send it to a friend,

767
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send it to your spouse, send it to your dog,

768
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and together we can grow the Treehouse Show. We'll see

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you next time, right here inside the tree House.