Is "Gym Cuddling" Cheating? | Kinkiest States, Ryan Gosling & Mansion Stripper Disaster

0:00 Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at YouTube dot com. Slash at Treehouse on air. It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan, O'Malley along with Trey Trenholm. I don't think it is overstating it when I say today's episode of the Treehouse may be the sexiest episode we have ever done, saying a lot it is because we've had some sexy moments on this show, but like the Houston five hundred, this one's going to be packed.

0:46 Coming up today. Inside the show, we've got the dumbest question a redditor has ever asked, followed by what may be an actually smart one, the sexiest in the United States, and strippers, a hot tub and felonies. And that's not even where we're going to start today. That's not even Cowboys training camp. Which is also happening right ah. Yes, sex and super Bowls.

1:33 If you love what you hear today inside the Treehouse, then do us a solid and share the show with a friend. Hit that share button from your favorite listening platform, Send it to a friend, Send it to a lover, a spouse, or maybe even a cuddle buddy. And together we can grow the Treehouse show. Speaking of cuddle buddies, it is truly amazing to me the things that people will post on online, and this is another great example of that. In reddit's am I overreacting for him? Am? I overreacting that my wife has cuddles and friend dates with a guy from the gym?

2:21 Oh? You want to take this tray? Oh buddy's I've this guy needs a cut. Chair and just just nail him to it. Am I overreacting that my wife has cuddles and friend dates with a guy from the gym. The guy that posted this is a thirty four year old dude. Actually, I take that back. He's not a dude. This is a thirty four year old just thing and his wife is thirty one.

3:06 He says, I've been with my wife Lily for nine years. We do not have kids together yet, but share a house and are otherwise very tangibly connected. Over the last year or two, Lily's been going through a lot. She was kicked out of several friend groups due to her toxicity and how she treats people. Allegedly, as a result, she started SSRIs anxiety meds and ADHD meds. We're working through her, though I am sure it's difficult, and I'm certainly ill equipped as a human to be the best at home therapist. Lily met a guy named Jay at her volleyball gym about six months ago. This already starts out hot.

3:48 I didn't even know they had volleyball gyms. I didn't either, and they may not. Yeah, that's just what she's telling the That's just what she's telling her husband. She said he was recently single and looking to make friends. M hm, okay, bro. I had seen him from Afar before, but I never really actually spoken to him. Lily makes a lot of guy friends, so I don't bat an eye, and I'm generally very trusting of her. For example, a couple of years ago, she wanted to go on a multi day bush camping trip with no reception and a bunch of guys she just met a couple of months prior, and I didn't really say much besides the general okay, just be safe.

4:35 Oh this guy, this can't be real. There's no way this guy. Did uh. Ah, he goes on. Anyway, After they met, I noticed she became increasingly reclusive from me. We messaged during the day noticeably a lot less, and in some ways I did feel her time and words to me have become low effort. In short. In person, she constantly made random comments about Jay, how kind he is, a relatable, how good Jay was at volleyball, which mean I guess he is fine. Additionally, she started spending money on Steam games to play with him deep into the night, off and coming to bed around three or four am. I had previously asked her to play games with me, but she told me she wasn't interested.

5:17 A couple of months into this, I went out of town for several days. Whenever either of us is away, we always call each other to say good night and that we love each other. It said or Lily had told me she was going to a birthday party that evening, a commitment she had made weeks prior and wanted to keep. I texted her a couple of times around four o'clock in the afternoon to let her know where I was, ask her how her day was going, and check on the party. I received a couple of one word responses, but otherwise no responses. At eleven forty pm, I finally got a text back. She said she had bailed on the party at the last minute, and when I asked why she canceled, she just said IDK. After that, I tried to call and message her a couple more times if my calls went to voicemail. Lily later claimed she just didn't see my calls, probably because she was face down in the pillow, she says. I will say Lily is religious about wearing her garment smart watch at all hours, even for sleep tracking, and even when charging, it vibrates quite loudly on the nightstand, So I do find this a bit suspect. That's what you find suspect, the vibrating watch on the nightstand. Yeah, not the gang bang camping drip with all the dudes, yeah.

6:23 Or the fact that you know she's getting she's getting railed while you're out of town and sounds like while you're in town and. Just yeah, as she's getting volleyballed by Jay. Spiked mm hmm. He goes on in the morning, Oh wait, I missed over to me, it was fairly apparent the calls were being ignored and that she was otherwise preoccupied in the morning. I found out Jay had come over to our home at two o'clock in the afternoon, stayed over night till six am, sixteen hours. However, our door camera had been deactivated, leaving no record of his arrival or departure.

7:04 Shocking. This goes on for like eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, fourteen, fifteen more paragraphs. I don't need to read this. We know what's happening. I didn't. I could have stopped reading about two minutes ago. We already know what's happened. Rock would really stop at just the title of the post and go, no, she's getting plowed. And you seem to be just clueless. I don't think I've ever seen or heard of a more clueless individual than this. So much so I actually do question the veracity of it. It's I mean, I remember, there's the one clip that remains above and beyond all and you just wonder if they're really that stupid. There was always there was a clip from Maury of there doing the DNA test and it's a white couple in the white dad, Oh that's my baby, and the baby is brown, and the guy is just crushed when he finds out, Oh, you are not the father, and you're like.

8:08 Really right there staring at you in the face. Yeah, oh yeah, I'm sure Lily is quite popular and probably got kicked out of her friend groups because she was banging some of the other, you know, boyfriends of our friends. Maybe all at once on a camping draw. I am with you that you're right. It's like every so often humanity does something or someone does something to lower the bar of humanity. It's what I mean by that is someone that does something or thinks something so unbelievably stupid you question the reality of it, like, there's no way that's real. There's no way someone walks around on this planet with us that is that stupid. And then sometimes you see proof of it and you're like, Okay, well there it is.

9:11 I can't deny it anymore. Sometimes radio stations make announcements. That make absolutely no sense to the rest of the world, but they do them anyway. Yeah, and that's their and that is their prerogative. Because that one share on one station is gonna just multiply by one. We'll bolster the other one. What's one times one tray anyway? Uh No, dude, you're not overreacting that. You're you're underreacting absolutely. This is one of those rare occasions whores like no dude, you need to start reacting period.

9:56 I'm gonna guess he doesn't have a lot of friends either, because it's at some point your buddy's are gonna go. Dude, everyone screw on her. Yeah, literally everyone. Yes, it's not everyone maybe except him. Yeah, yeah, you see everyone. Yeah, you're not gonna have kids with her. She's probably gonna have a kid, but it's not gonna be biologically yours. But it sounds like it might be biologically like seven or eight other Dude, it's gonna be like when they do the test on hamburger meat to see how many different cows are in that hamburger meat and it comes out in like hundreds. That's that's your wife. She's hamburger meat.

10:45 And everyone. Yeah, and everyone knows it. I mean, I mean ship the first moment, the first comment on this is just simply brother. Yeah. And there's nothing else you need to say. That sums it up well. I think reditor posts do not have Posters do not have a lot of tact. They will tell you like it. H that being said, one of the sexiest stories that we have come across recently here inside the Treehouse is this one.

11:27 A stripper, a hot tub and a night of drinking a North Fresno leads to felony charges. Yeah, someone cue the il bimbo music from Police Academy. Yeah, it's too bad this wasn't Oxnard. That's true. That would have made a lot more sense. What started out as a night of adult fund for three couples at a Northeast Fresno home turned into a nightmare involving gunshots, an alleged arm robbery, and an exotic dancer in tears. I'd like to point out that this story out of the Fresno b is a real and b reads more like a Netflix documentary script than it does a traditional news article. I'm going to read some more of this to you and you let me know if you think my theory holds hot tub water. Okay, What started out as a night of adult fund for three couples at a Northeast Presno home turned into a nightmare involving gunshots, an alleged armed robbery, and an exotic dancer in tears.

12:36 Police arrested twenty year old Adam Daniel Delacruz that winter night earlier this year, and prosecutors later charged him with multiple felonies, including three counts of robbery, one count of shooting into an inhabited dwelling, and two counts of assault with a firearm again. That winter night. That winter night. I don't know has that ever or made it into a straight news article, and here it is. I continue. He is awaiting trial. If convicted on all charges, he faces a maximum of twenty seven years and eight months in prison. His attorney said this is not a simple case of someone sneaking into an exclusive gated community of luxury homes to committed crime.

13:21 Dela Cruz was there for a reason, and it initially had nothing to do with invading someone's home at gunpoint, The attorney said. Dela Cruz was there was there on January tenth to drop off an exotic dancer hired by a homeowner in the exclusive Copper. Ridge Estates community. According to court documents, the homeowner was hosting a dinner party for two sorry was hosting a dinner party for two other couples at the trendy Seizon restaurant. After dinner and some cocktails, they went back to his home. They drank wine, heated up the hot tub, and later in the evening, the homeowner called an exotic dancer he was familiar with him, requested she'd dance for him and his guests. After her performance, she also jumped in the hot dub, according to according to court documents, and that's when one of the males started to become aggressive, making her feeluncomfortable.

14:11 She got upset, got out of the hot tub and called Delacruz to come get her. When he arrived, she came out of the home in tears and got into his car. The two argued, and Delacruz got out of his car, grabbed his gun, put on a black face mask, and forcefully entered the home. Police later found two spent brass cartridges on the exterior step, alongside a bullet hole in the interior entry hallway. One of the homeowner's guests told police he took an iPhone, Dela Cruz took an iPhone and wallet from him and an iPhone from his wife. Documents also state that Dela Cruz approach the homeowner took cell phones, laptop computers. The third couple was not at the home when police arrived and did not provide a statement. The attorney said that initially none of the witnesses, including the homeowner, told police anything. After reviewing select video footage, did the homeowner admit to hiring the dancer? First of all, yes, you.

15:06 Know, I love the fact that the dancer's boyfriend dropped off. Go on, baby, make some money and rents already ten days late. And you know, because what are the things that's essential for living in California in the Fresno area, or ski mask so you always have one in your car. So surely this wasn't premeditated and you didn't think, oh, you know, now my girlfriend made the money. She had told me the lay of the land. Now I'll go in and rob the people. Yeah. Yeah. And also you're a bonehead because you're dating the stripper and you're going into an exclusive gated community, which in California means multimillion dollar homes. You didn't go for any jewelry.

15:55 You just went for iPhones and laptops, traceable stuff. Well done, sir, well well done. And the fact that he waited to put on the ski mask until after he got out of the car so everyone's ring cameras could get a good look at him. Yeah, yeah, probably. It didn't even drive off and then walk back up, just let her get in and then and she's probably like, no, baby, don't, don't do it. Oh, I gotta do it. It's in my nature. I can't help. But I'm dating a stripper. What else do you want?

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19:10 Back inside the tree house and. If you give them a couple drinks, they're entertaining as hell. Yeah, they're fun too, very fun. Love love Daniel and carry cook back inside the treehouse now, Dan O'Malley trade Trendholme. We still have the sexiest states in the United States to get to along with the dumbest question ever posted on Reddit, and that includes the one we started the show with. Today. Yes, it's gonna get dumber in here, but before we can get to that, we have to scratch our birthday itch. Today is Tuesday, August fourth, twenty twenty six. Holy balls, it's August. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays and what many people see as a very polarizing figure. Former United States President Barack Obama is sixty five today. Crazy to think that he's sixty five and he is still fifteen years younger than our current president. And he was in his forties when for his first term. Yeah, it's crazy to think how.

20:28 Young he was. I think, wasn't he the youngest since Kennedy? Yeah? Because if you think about it, like who came after Kennedy? Man, there was no younger person in there. I honestly. Bush might have been the next youngest. Bush was in his fifties. But yeah, I mean from Lyndon Johnson. Nixon obviously was old as dirt, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan Bush Senior. I don't Clinton. I remember Clinton was in his fifties. I think he was in his fifties. Yeah, Clinton was in his fifties. Eh, God, was he in his forties?

21:10 I don't know. Anyway, And then you get you know, and then to current days you get Biden and Trump, and they were obviously and are obviously much older. But yeah, former President Barack Obama sixty five years old? Did they? Some people hate him, some people love him. It's just a notable birthday here inside the treehouse. I'm a gifted, didn't like a lot of his policies. In general, I still say one of the coolest presidents. I mean he he's charismatic. Yeah, I mean he was somebody you definitely want to go grab a beer with.

21:51 Sorry, I was just stuck in memory land there thinking about all the flak he took from really weird places during his time, like the pastor from Harlem. Oh, I thought Barack Obama was a gay werewolf? Who who is? Who was making the rounds again? I know you sent me a video a couple of weeks ago of I can't remember the dude's name, but it's from that that at La Ministry Church in Harlem. That dude, that dude's a freaking nut. Oh, he's a wackydoodle. But he's entertaining as hell. He's better than the weekly World news man. Yeah no, and he's still at it. And uh yeah, he's now he's just bagging on liberals and Mamdani but uh, James something I think. But yeah, and it's funny. A whole new generation is finding him and he's gaining traction on social media again.

22:52 He's a boomerang man, goes around. They'll come right back at you all right, other birthdays today? Uh, this is what turned out to be a very polar rising figure in England. Megan markle is forty five. I mean, former Suits actress and current member of the. British Royal family. Oh they're not actually, yah. They kind of extra communicated, extricated themselves on that. Yeah. And and it's funny. I really liked her on Suits, but it seems like ever since she got involved with Prince Harry she has just just come off poorly. Yeah.

23:37 I mean, and I hate to say it, but if you thought you were going to marry into the British Royal family and you weren't going to encounter a little bit of racism, you were naive. Not saying it's right, but you know, there are a lot of trade offs there, and one of them is there's a lot of money and a very privileged life. And a rich history. Yeah, not exactly one known for being really accepting of any outsiders, so much so that they all have a tendency to hump each other. I was about to saying in a history of inbreeding over the years of centuries in the royal royal line. So but then everything, it seems like everything everything since then.

24:25 That just that disaster and then just complaining and bitching about the royal family to the point where everyone's like, shut up. And then every project. I mean, she did this this show on Netflix that was just got awful, like a cooking show or kind of a lifestyle deal that was clearly just so scripted. Yeah, it was. Look, I don't I don't really use this term much because I try to leave most of the kids' terms to the kids, but that show was cringe. Oh yeah. I saw a clip of that and just thought, oh my god, this is one of the most least authentic shows I have ever seen, and I've seen a couple And.

25:07 It's sad because it also Harry was arguably the most likable of the royals, and now he's not even really that likable anymore, just because I feel like she's rub off on him. I mean, and he's done such good things. The games, I forgot what they call him. He does those games for you know, athletes that were our soldiers, that were in Victus games, that have been wounded in war. I mean, it's just all sorts of good things. But everyone kind of related to Harry because he's he was we always refer to the red headed stepchild. He is. He's literally a red headed stepchild of his step mother.

25:50 But before that, he was already relatable because he's the younger brother of the guy who's going to be king. So he acted out a little bit more, and a lot of people kind of related to that understood it. He could get away with more stuff than his older brother could because he didn't have to be king someday was never going to be him. But then he also was also very respectable, decorated service career in the military, all sorts of things. And then yeah, and then just man, sometimes this association with such a well, just cause you problems. I'm pretty sure that's a direct quote from Queen Elizabeth the second before she died. Other birthdays today, Cole and Dylan Sprouse, you ready to feel old. Cole and Dylan Sprouse, stars of the Sweet Life of Zach and Cody Riverdale, also the little kid who played Adam Sandler's kid in Big Daddy and Ross's Kid Ben and Friends. Dylan Sprouse are thirty four today.

27:03 See there is where there's an age gap between us, because I really don't know any of those shows. I mean, and I had really kind of lost friends at the point where they had kids. Oh gotcha, they would pop in they like Ben Ross's son would pop in here and there on the show. We just rewatched it, so it's all fresh in my mind. But when the Colon Dilan Sprouse were that age of Ben on Friends, there's one episode where he's doing the pranks with Rachel and I hate that kid so much because he's such a little jerk. So that's part of the reason that these kids stick out to me. Other birthdays today, this is an interesting one, interesting one. Oscar nominated writer and director of Little Women, Lady Bird, and the Barbie movie Greta Gerwig is forty three. The reason why that one's interesting to me is because I just saw that they're trying to do a Barbie two. But the rumor is that it is being hung up on the salary demands of Margot, Robbie and Ryan Gosling, to which I say, you better pay those two not only from a talent standpoint, but also just from a physical commitment to those roles that those two have to do to portray Ken and Barbie.

28:29 Did the first Barbie movie do that? Well, yeah, it did. Gangbusters man, I mean I think it was a billion dollar movie. Yeah, I mean I get especially Margot Robbie. I feel like she hadn't really done that much since then. But I mean, Gosling is going to be the new Oh what they announced on Marvel. Ghostwriter a ghost writer. And like he's and he's got a Star Wars project that'll be coming out I think now next year, like a Starfighter Star Wars something. I mean, yeah, he. Has turned into a damn good lady. We talked about this in the plus episode Project Till Mary. Really solid movie.

29:15 I enjoyed it, fun watch. He's really good. He's he's likable's he's good looking enough to where you don't hate him a little bit like a Brad Pitt, Like his face is not perfect like Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, you talk about hitting the genetic lottery Ryan Reynolds is that, yes? But yeah, crazy talented. His his career has hit heights that I'm sure even he thought wouldn't be possible. So, yeah, you want to make Barbie two, You're gonna have to pay those two. So anyway, Greta grew forty three today and one final birthday to mention for funzies Billy Bob Thornton is seventy one today, really great at playing some really terrible a whole characters. But I remember one time he called into the road radio show and he was so nice. He was one of the guys. I was genuinely excited to talk to get him on the phone for the interview, and he was so nice. It was just it was a fun interview as well. Just a really cool guy. Billy Bob Thorton seventy one.

30:29 I forget Have you seen Lamb Man? I have not all of it. We watched we didn't finish the first season. We watched some of it. I didn't love the show. You should give it another run, though it's so good. I do enjoy some of the clips that have popped up on social media. I do remember you told me about the one scene between Billy Bob Thornton's character and his daughter and her sex life that stood out to me, and that when I saw that scene, I was like, God. Yeah, there's a lot, but it's especially when Ali Lauter gets in there. It really it's so good. You should give it another run. And by the way, as much as one thing you have to say about Ryan Gosling is the fact that any of us still like him or will watch his movies after the fucking Notebook says something about his.

31:22 Talent, it does. It's like everything he's done since the Notebook has been an apology to his mail fans. I'm going to do the Fall guy, I am going to do a Star Wars movie. Yeah, I am going to be the new ghost writer. The rest of his career is called my bad, Bro. I'm sorry for what you had to watch that one night years ago. Do you feel restless and anxious, feel like something's missing in your life? Maybe you just need a little more Treehouse in it. Go to patreon dot com slash Treehouse on Air and check out all the bonus features of subscription offers, including bonus shows, behind the scenes content, special subscriber only live shows, and so much more. That's Patreon dot com slash Treehouse on Air. That's pat r e o in dot com slash Treehouse on Air.

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33:07 Tray. It's a really good question. I I A lot goes into it, Yeah, a lot. Goes into it. My my leanings are going to be something probably southern, uh, Alabama, South Carolina somewhere, and Florida for all its falls, has attractive people. Texas isn't bad. No, Texas is good. Lots of good looking people. But you know, being good looking at being sexy two different things.

33:50 True. Actually, I should probably rephrase the question Thusleep, what state in the United States is the most sexually adventurous? Like, I know a lot goes into that too. Well, so I'm gonna go that's gonna end up being like some weird state like Idaho, or something like that, because just something to me. Midwest or you know, Montana and Wyoming, lots of guys, not a lot of girls. And Alaska. Yeah. Uh well, here's a couple of the parameters driven by an astronomic driven by Google searches, So racy Google searches and visits to the adult store. Those are two of the big markers of sexually adventurous.

34:45 I go figure, So I was about to say, I mean, so you have bad Internet, You're I'm going to go to the adult bookstore. I guess. Also, they mentioned, uh, sex outside. There's something called a kink score. I'm just going to tell you the state, because there's no way you would guess it. The naughtiest state in the United States, New Mexico. New Mexico turns out, is the most sexually adventurous state, driven by an astronomical ten thousand, five eighty five racy Google searches per one thousand people and six and a half visits to the adult store per every million people each month. The Land of Enchantment counts BDSM, swinging, and outdoor whoopee as favorite pastimes as they sex it up on an average of two point zero six times per week. Their kink score tops the list with a zipper popping ninety one point six.

35:52 The state with the second highest rate the state with the second highest sexually adventures rating Oregon at eighty five point ninety three. That doesn't That doesn't surprise me because it's the Pacific Northwest. But New Mexico eoh, because not an attractive state there, and Albuquerque's just ugly and the people really aren't that attractive and a lot of them are old. Yeah, I mean Santa Fe is gorgeous and that stuff, but it also really sparsely populated, so that that does surprise me.

36:33 But then again, I mean, maybe there's just not a lot else to do. Could be. This new study, conducted by Say It with a Condom, ranked every state by quantifying everything from how many times residents get it on each week, the searches for sexy online content and visits to adults only stores. Rounding out the top ten. Vermont, North Dakotaw, Hampshire, Connecticut, Washington, Rhode Island, and Alaska. And then and then you get Oregon and New Mexico with the top two slots.

37:14 Vermont, Yeah, this is island. This is not the sexiest state, maybe the dirtiest or whatever. I don't but there's nothing sexy about New Mexico. Vermont. Uh yeah, no, but I think I think the sexiest thing about Vermont was New Heart in the eighties. I mean, uh yeah. And then that where Bernie Sanders is from. I see, I forgot. Is he New Hampshire Vermont? Ah, he's one of those I think.

37:57 There's just yeah, no, uhh. I take issue at this poll. And I know what you're wondering, what about Texas, because I'm wondering that as well. Yeah, Bernie Sanders is Vermont, because that's Vermont. Okay, I think sexy. I think Bernie well, you know, you cover him in some you cover him in some Vermont maple syrup and give me a fork. I'm kidding. I had to scroll really far down to find Texas on this, they say. According to The New York Post, the cowboys and cowgirls of Texas are America's most straight laced, earning a score of just twenty two point seventy four on the sexually adventurous score. Texas ranked the least adventurous state in the sex department, although although one category in this survey, Texas stood out. Although it's called the Lone Star state, Texans are and shockingly into orgies. That's according to the survey.

39:06 I feel like there's some statistical anomalies in this that, uh don't don't factor in population as much as it should, because I feel like every state that you rattled off in the top ten are sparsely populated states. Yeah, you're right. I think you're right about that. Although I keep thinking about this that according to the survey, even though it's the lone Star state, Texans are really into orgies. So just keep that in mind. If you get an invitation to someone's Alamo party, God, that's weird. There you have it.

39:47 New Mexico is the most sexually adventurous state in the United States. That just doesn't feel right. It didn't fit right, It doesn't sit like. There's nothing about that is like like Nevada, California, Texas, Florida. All I can think about. I was at a tattoo convention in New Mexico a year ago, and no. Honestly, I think I would have embraced Nebraska as a sexier state than New. Mexico without a doubt. Yeah, all right, let's segue out of that into what is possibly the dumbest question ever asked on Reddit. Okay, did drinking more water and exercising impact your life?

40:37 If so? How God? Just when you thought you couldn't get a dumber question than you know? Is my wife's cuddle partner? You know? Should I am I overreacting to my wife's cuddle partner? Wow? Oh? God? To drinking more water and exercising impact your life? If so, yes, it will, it absolutely will. Your life will be better if you do those two things. Drink more water and exercise. Yes, Jesus Christ, Why is that so hard for people? Tell me your gen z that you set in front of a TV or screen your entire life without telling me your gen z.

41:19 Oh, that's solid, he says. This is in the ask men over thirty. I didn't even know there really is a forum for everything on Reddit, which I give him credit for. He asks in the ask men over thirty. I don't drink a lot of water, and I lead a sedentary life where I work in it and I have couch hobbies. So I'd like to know how impactful drinking more water and exercising more would be in the long term. What I feel more productive at work and happier. Have you really felt any real results? Oh? God, Just try it for yourself. You don't have to ask other people to tell you, to give you information about whether or not you should try something for yourself.

42:01 Just try something for yourself and see how you feel. And and and people wonder why we have an obesity problem. That's true. That's so true. And it's also weird to me because I feel like with gen Z, when I see younger people, they seem to be pretty fit. For the most part, I wouldn't see any less fit than any previous generations. It's it might be more hard, it might be easier to tell that. You might think they're a little more fit because athletic clothing is so common these days. So as suppose I don't know, I.

42:43 I agree with you there, And maybe it's just the ones you see out fit and if I feel like they're all taller than we were, and you know what, maybe it's a younger millennial. But I mean, I really just exercise and drinking water improve your life. Yes, yes it will, that's I mean. And the fact if you have to ask that means you have been shut in and you've been playing too many games and not you've been out in the world at all. Yeah, go outside, it's how about this, how about this, don't even worry about exercising.

43:24 Just drink some more water, Just go outside, get some sunlight. Yeah, go for go for a walk. It's amazing what it does. It's like I I try not to have a lot of prejudices prejudices, but if I do, there's one I really overweight people I have issues with because it's typically your own doing and very simple changes you could make that you can lose it. And it's like there's some woman on TikTok the other day just absolutely having a meltdown because she walked into the supermarket and there had a I think the salad dressings are called skinny girl. Oh yeah, Like it's the most fat phobic thing ever. It's like, you know, and she she was well over three hundred pounds. It's like, bitch, lose some weight.

44:14 Mm hmm. If if you weren't morbidly OBEs, she might not be so offended by skinny girl. That's true. And also keep in mind not everything is an attack on you. Just because something exists doesn't mean it's an attack on you. Because there are people out there like me that want to be a skinny girl that came out wrong to you. Want to want to want to want a product like skinny girl because I want the option of a good tasting salad dressing that doesn't have all the uh you know, calories of a delicious hidden valley range. Yeah. We we would all like to if if we could all eat like crap and not put on weight, we would. I mean that if.

44:56 Anyone, if anyone ever creates the calorie free pizza, you will have more money than Elon. Musk Oh or if you could create a fat free ranch that actually tastes really good. Just cash it in. You are gold for the rest of your life. You take on the world, baby, all right, last thing, and we're gonna get it. Back to the sexy part of the sexiest episode the Treehouse has ever done. While also. Backing this up to the dumbest question ever asked on Reddit, this one actually is kind of a smart question. This is a genuine problem that someone needs help with.

45:38 Okay, okay, how do I convince my dog that I'm spanking my wife consensually? Buddy? If you get the answer to that question, you will cause a riot on Shark Tank. Oh it's funny because this has happened to me. Spank Mark, spank Mark, spank Mark. Yeah, you know, spanking. And then this was back when I had a great day and one of them absolutely just started going nuts. It's all gay. This is and you can't can go sound they associate with bad. You're like, no, no, this is good. There is no good spanking to a dog.

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