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We kick off today's show talking about the cartel the rats have established out of the Houston PD evidence room, then learn about the largest snake ever recorded, how you can have clean farts and the sexy Dr who tells you about it, and the beef thief. But first, Birthdays!

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It is time to believe your worries outside. Laugh with

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us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley, along with Trey

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Trenholm and Raj Sharma on Wednesday, January twenty second, two thousand,

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twenty five. Welcome Trey, Welcome Dan, Welcome Raj. How Dan,

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We're a little late to this drug party, but we're

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not always punctual, but we're usually pretty damn funny inside

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the treehouse. And what I'm talking about is this. The

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Houston Police Department never welcomed the drug addicted rats inside

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their evidence hold. But they're there and they've set up shop,

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they've made homes, and I don't know if there's ever

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been a happier group of rats than the drug addicted

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rats that have holed up inside the Houston Police Department's

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evidence hold in Houston, Texas. They at this point, rats

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are very industrious creatures. In case you didn't know.

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Yeah, reading that article, At this point, they haven't just

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set up shop, they've got an they've got an empire running.

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By this point, I mean, this is generational.

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It's true, It's very true. This is like this is

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sort of like the Roman Empire for people, but for rats.

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This is like, it's like this group of rats are

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entering into their golden age.

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Yeah, actual rats, not like prison snitches.

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No, yeah, like actual Yeah, furry furry but bare legged.

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Rats, coked out rats. I see.

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You see what Cocaine Bear started. Who knew that Cocaine

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Bear was going to be such an inspirational film.

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For all the for all the creatures in the land.

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Yeah, kind of like the stories and the films and

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the books of my youth coming true fruition, but in

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ways that no one imagined. Because one of my favorite

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movies growing up as a kid was an American Tale

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that was the story about I believe it was a

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little Jewish little Russian Jewish mouse or was it a

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German mouse escaping the Holocaust? I don't remember. It was

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a story about a little Jewish mouse, uh, making the

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trip to America and the land of possibilities and prosperity.

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That it was American tale starring the tiny mouse fival.

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Then there was also the Rats of Nim so Planet

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of the Apes. They escaped from the testing facility and

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kind of take over the world. Rats and nim very

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similar heroes journey, but instead of apes, it was rats.

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They also were being tested on, and they grew very

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smart and wise. And their leader was no Dummas Nicodemus,

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Nicodemus inky tray. I knew it was slightly off there.

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The rat that can see the future, he did die.

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They grew strong and mighty and knew how to cut

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up lines.

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Yeah, the rats of Nim have have graduated.

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Yeah, I want to see all the I want to

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see all of this, like the rats of Nim, the

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methamphetamine mice, the delauded deer. I can't wait to see

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how all of this turns out. With all the woodland creatures.

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It's.

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Watch out for crazy those hallucinating possums. Yeah, they do.

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Instead of bum fights, they do.

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You know, it's it's like turf force between the raccoons

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and the possums. Throw out a little blow and see

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who wins.

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Throwing eight ball out in the middle and fight to

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the death.

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Possums wins because they put their knives on the little

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babies too, and so there's.

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Like that's a terrible tactic. But by a fact.

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Yeah.

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Uh. The Houston Police property warehouse, where thousands of pounds

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of drugs, blood samples, and countless pieces of evidence have

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been collected at crime scenes is in desperate need of

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a cleanup because it's been attracting rodents for years. The

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Houston Police Department, Mayor John Whittmeyer, and the newly elected

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Harris District Attorney Sean Tier announced that they are all

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joining forces to tackle the issue of decades old evidence

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that has led to a rat investation in the evidence room.

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According to Mayor Whitmeyer, he said, for many years, we've

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recognized that the property room and the evidence kept there

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has not been given the attention it needs in this system.

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To explain the volume that Houston Police has to deal

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with in its evidence rooms, Mayor Whitmeyer detailed a growing

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problem of rats invading old evidence. He said, we got

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four hundred thousand pounds of marijuana in storage that the

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rats are the only ones enjoying. Ooh oh. Houston Police

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Chief no Diaz asserted the issue in its evidence room

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has been kicked down the road by previous HPD and

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city officials. The department keeps over one point two million

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pieces of evidence in storage, some of which are no

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longer needed due to those offenses having already passed through

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the legal system. I don't know about you, but I'm

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hearing a new season of storage wars in order, and

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it could be really exciting.

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Four hundred pounds of weed, the slow Poke Rodriguez story,

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slow to return.

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They got weed from the eighties, kilos of coke from

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the nineties. Yeah, it's like a time capsule of drugs.

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Does does does? I've never done it? But does cocaine

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get better with age? I don't know. How is it

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like wine if you keep it like properly stored in

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a cellar? How long does? How long does weed last?

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I don't It's a plant. I don't think it ever

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goes bad. I have I have no idea. I really don't.

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My my drug knowledge is minimal at best. And you're right, Roger,

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it's a great question. I don't know if cocaine age

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is like wine or cheese, you know. I don't know

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if anyone's ever waited long enough. I don't know if

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anyone who does cocaine has the patience to wait years

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to see if it ages. Well.

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Yeah, it's like you don't need to take a little

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snort and it say, m that's a nineteen ninety Columbian nice.

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That's a I mean.

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For the finally aged stuff. Do you did like a

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skeleton key and a bump off that.

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I don't know, what's the training like for a cocaine somlier.

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I mean, do you still get the experience at the

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high end restaurants or they come over with the white towel, Well,

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I guess it have to be like a black towel

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or cocaine draped over the arm and then they present

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it to as if you know something about it, which

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you don't, and they say is this satisfactory to you?

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Nod approvingly, and then they they pour a little line

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onto your tail, and then you're supposed to I don't know.

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Well, do you do the do you do the thing

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they did in the in like the eighties, like where

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you take the pinky?

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Yeah, taste of it.

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Yeah, that's what every drug That's what every narcotics cop

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did in the eighties. They're a tongue on the pinky

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and they dabbed it in the mystery white powder and

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they taste it and be like, oh, that's cocaine. Well,

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of course a narcotics cop from the eighties gonna know

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what cocaine tastes.

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Like, Yeah, I mean it's like, oh, yeah, it's an

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eighty eight Chateau de Escobar.

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And I and I there's there's there's like a there's

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there's a there's like a note of Crockett and tubs

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in here as well.

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This is a beautiful mediine. You like this one.

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I still like the idea of Houston Police Department taking

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part in their own season of storage wars, Like it's

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gonna be fun in here, man. You can stell raffle

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tickets and people could buy them. And then they get

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to keep whatever's in there.

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That's hil there's they they didn't get so high on

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the weed. They just keep actually the same storage unit

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over and over and over again. They don't even move

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to the next units.

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And then at some point, you know, they get some

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weed and they're like, oh this sucks.

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Those hippies.

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Part. That's what happens mandon storage. You know, it's a mystery.

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You never know what you're gonna get. It might be

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the dirt weed, it might be the old stuff that

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you know, it may not have been weed at all.

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It might have just been some grass that came out

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of the underwear of a homeless murderer.

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If it kind of takes you back to that era,

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you know whatever it was, you know, and it's like

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one day you're you're a yuppie, the next day you're like,

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damn it, Grungeuse us online.

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something astounding to show you both today inside the Treehouse.

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I hope you're super excited, but deep down you might

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be a little terrified as well, because researchers seem to

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have found researchers seem to have found the world's largest

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snake in the Amazon. I'm going to show you a

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video of this snake. This is taken in the Amazon River,

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somewhere in the Amazon in South America. And in this

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video is going to be a video of an anaconda.

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And in the video also as a man with a

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breathing apparatus. So it's sort of like a cross between

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snorkeling and scuba diving as he's swimming alongside this super

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large and a conda. So here we have the world's

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largest snake. The world's largest snake has been discovered in

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the Amazon. Ironically, to see the man next to the

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snake in the video, the world's biggest idiot was discovered

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right next to.

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The world.

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Just anaconda. Don't want none unless you got tongues on

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that thing creeps me out. So yeah, the world's largest

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snake has been discovered, interestingly, right next to the world's

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biggest idiot.

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This okay, I have my first question on this. Why

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is the guy dressed like he could play guitar for

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ac DC.

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The outfit is interesting, you, I think interestingly point out

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that he looks dressed like Angus Young from a C

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d C. I think he's dressed like a seventy eight

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year old uh uh lady hiker because he's got like

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the long sleeve button down shirt, shorts and the Tiva

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hiking sandals.

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Yeah, that's just that's but.

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At the at the end of the day, researchers have

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found world. They're very excited about it.

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Hey, let me say this because not that really anybody

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had any questions, but just just in case you were wondering, yeah,

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the guy's white than.

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Sorry, was was that not just implied?

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You know, just to make sure there's the reason why

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even those Amazonian tribes don't go in that water.

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But this guy swimming alongside this massive anaconda in the

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Amazon on the river bed, right next to its head,

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and he's trying to offer up scale so you can

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get an idea of how big the snake is. Uh.

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They believe this is the world's largest conda, four hundred

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and forty pounds, twenty six feet in length, and its

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head is comparable to that of a human head.

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And it could have swallowed Trevor whole.

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We don't know that it was. This is just before video.

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Was it was it a Cooper or a Connor? I

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mean he's in a button down in shorts, so you

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might be right. It might be a Noah, they all

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they all look alike. I've been saying it for years.

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So I just mentioned there, Dan, I'm malling along with

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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma with you inside the Treehouse.

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Coming off the massive snake found in the Amazon There's

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something else trolling around that I think will be a

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benefit to all of us that I'm going to share

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with you. Now, raise your hand if when you fart,

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they're usually stinky. My hands up, ras, your hand is up,

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pray hands up.

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I will admit, and I don't think I'm alone in this,

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but I'm gonna come out and say it that that

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when I toot, they're more often than not smelly. Okay,

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but there's good news. There is a way, according to

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a doctor, that you can actually fart clean. Hm hmmm,

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because that does happen on occasion and those and those

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are fun days or minutes when you toot a turn

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and smell and you smell nothing, You're like, oh, this

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is fun. I get all the noises, none of the smell.

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Does Does pegging affect your hearts?

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No idea that question?

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Is there like a LATEXI smell? Maybe someurthane?

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I don't know. I'm not into pegging. There is my.

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Wife, is there a difference between a queef and a fart?

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She's not into pegging. So you're a sound sleeper. That's

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good to know.

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I hate when you guys hijack things.

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I'm just saying, you don't know if you're into it,

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if you're unaware of it.

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Anyway, you guys, anyway, if you have interest in farting clean,

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meaning to toot with no smell. I'd like to introduce

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you to a doctor that will share with you the

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ways in which you can fart clean, which means to

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fart without any smell. Okay, so here we go.

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If you think you fart more than anyone else, first,

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you're probably wrong. Second, there's any fixed for smelly flatulence.

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I'm doctor Tricia Pistrica, and I'm a gastroentrologist and an

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instructor of medicine at Harvard Medical School. And here's how

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to avoid offending people with an ill timed fart. Real

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legitimate gi studies have found that farting anywhere from ten

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to twenty times per day is normal. Ninety nine percent

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of our intestinal gas is made of odorless gases like nitrogen, methane,

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carbon dioxide, but one percent contains sulfur. And it's that

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for containing gas that makes fart smell so bad. So

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if you're worried about smelly flatulence before a high risk

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social event, take a medication like bismus salicillate or peptobismal.

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sulfide containing gases. And reduce symptoms of flatulence. There is

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some concern about salicylate toxicity if you take it regularly

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in the long term, but if you're just trying to

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before a long flight. It's in at Harvard Medical School.

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So there you go. If you would like to fart

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clean no stinky toots, have build bismol recommended dose. It's

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for a couple of days. You should be good to go.

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Yeah, I love that. It's a it's a really pretty

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Indian doctor. That's the one who's giving the advice out.

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That's a see, that's the type of arrange marriage I

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could have gone for. Uh, that's the just a listener qualification.

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That So what did she do? She's a doctor, she's

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in Harvard, she's very pretty. Her heart don't smell. And

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I'm like, the line would be out the bathroom door.

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You just you wouldn't. You couldn't wait for the for

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the wedding.

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We would fart the whole way.

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Meanwhile, the elephant looks back here and goes bro really

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Dan Ally along with Trede Trenholm and a suddenly love

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what was her name? I gotta so I can pull

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this up again. It is doctor Tricia has Richa Trisha

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pasricha medical doctor uh and an instructor of medicine at

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Harvard Medical School. She's the gastro enterrologist that just gave

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us the tips on how to fart without any smell,

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which is you know, just I can see you now, Raj.

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You like the emoji with the heart eyes.

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Oh yeah, for sure. She's She's every Indian man's dream.

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She's odorless. That's what we've all been dreaming of kids,

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Just an odorless Indian lady.

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Oh somewhere in there, you know, being attracted to them.

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Yes, she's she's the unicorn. She's she's the one we've

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been looking for.

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Well, you know, you you don't have to you don't

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have to look for her anymore. You found her. She's

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she's an instructor at the Harvard School of Medicine gastro Entrology.

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You can find her. And you know, she's on social media.

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That's where I saw the video. It was a it

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was a collaborat it was a collaborative reel between her

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and believe the Washington Post.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, But I mean she's at Harvard. Her

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parents have men lined up for her for her her

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nuptials already.

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I mean that's not like an only fans way.

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No, no, no, but like the arranged marriage kind of way.

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She's into that. It depends on how traditional the household is.

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But yeah, there'll be a just a just a gang

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of men who just can't wait to have the the

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odorless beauty.

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I can't wait. Checked by her.

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That is true.

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That's also called peg funny where you would go directly there, Dan,

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she's arologist.

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How do you not go there? It has nothing to

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do with pegging. Trey, You're the one that seems obsessed

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with it.

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You're the one who brought up prostate and pegging.

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Not because she's a gastro interrologist.

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I didn't break up.

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You brought up pegging. You're the one that seems really

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obsessed with pegging and and in general my and what

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it's doing or not doing.

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I'm just I'm just saying, Dan, like, if if we

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do the next episode and you're you're in the lobby

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at Harvard waiting to see the doctor to get that

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prostage checked, we wouldn't be surprised.

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It's not going to be because I'm looking for love.

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It's because that I've already found it and it's too strong.

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Or too big. I mean, it depends on how the

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size of the pegging apparatus.

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Let's see, I found her for you on on Instagram.

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Ra okay, yeah, Tricia pass.

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I will, I will. Of course you have to add

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the m D at the end.

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She's at Harvard med gut health physician and scientist, ask

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a doctor, columnist with the Washington Post. Oh and she's

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got a book sure titled You've Been Pooping All Wrong,

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which will be coming out in twenty twenty six.

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Oh my lord, the Indian man. I'm just lining up

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right now. In India especially, they're just all waiting for

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her arrival. Tess how to poop, Like that's gonna be

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the Yeah, that's a. That's a. I would hate to

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be the ghost writer for that book. I got a

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really crappy job. Oh come on, come on, you got

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to like a pun every now and again.

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I do. But I'm I'm I'm accepting of them when

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I do them, I have higher standards for you.

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Rush, Okay, I'll look her up. I'll pre order her book.

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See if that helps.

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Try to slide into her back door. DMS.

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Is it cheating if it's a doctor dan and not

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like a PhD, because that is cheating.

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Where the pH D stands for pretty hot and destructive.

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I'm just saying it's a different one. This a gassroom

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at all, just as opposed to an art history major,

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art history major, really doctor studies.

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This is this is how they did it in the

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Renaissance era.

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Like, who's gonna be pegging me? They're like, you mean whom?

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I just want everyone to know. I'm laughing on the outside,

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but on the inside, I'm yet you Trey, you're listening

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to the tree House.

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Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

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Treehouse on Air. I'm Dan along with Trey and Raw

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inside the Treehouse. Today. It is Wednesday, January twenty second,

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twenty twenty five. I say let's celebrate with some birthdays.

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We will start today with Sammy Gail turns twenty nine.

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Sammy Gail plays Nicky Reagan or Reagan Nutcher, which on

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the CBS show Blue Blood's co starring mainly starring Tom Selleck.

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She's also the leader of the mean Girls in Vampire Academy.

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So Sammy Gaile turns twenty nine today. Australian guitarist Orienti

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or Orienti hell, I don't know. She's forty. Today she

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tours with ex boyfriend Richie Sambora. They met when she

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was playing for Alice Cooper. She was also the guitarist

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to forward Michael Jackson's This Is It concert series That

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Never Happened. Actress Will Afford actress and singer Will Afford

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turns forty four. She posed for the March two thousand

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and six issue of Playboy, competed on the third season

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of Dancing with the Stars, and at that time when

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she competed on Dancing with the Stars, she was I

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believe married to Dallas Stars hockey legend Mike Madonno, that

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relationship just shockingly did not last. Other birthdays today, Ben

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Moody from Evanescence is forty three. Former Evanescence guitarist from

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Malcolm in the Middle. Christopher Masterson turns forty five. He

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played Francis Harvey Specter. On Suits, Gabriel Macked is fifty three.

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Today fifty three Gabriel mact Celebrity Suits LA. What's that?

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So they're launching a new suit Suits LA and he

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will be on that.

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Very cool. He's one of the main two guys, right,

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He's like, well it suits yeah, yeah, yeah, looks hella

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good for his age.

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Great show by the way.

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I've not watched it. I've heard really good things about it,

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and that's one that's on my list, so I'll get

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to it eventually.

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Yeah, I saw season one. It's really good, so I

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want to catch up on the whole thing.

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Other birthdays today, Olivia Diabo turns fifty six. She played

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Fred Savage's older sister Karen on Their Wonder Years. Guy Fietti,

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the Celebrity Chef, is fifty seven. DJ Jazzy Jeff Yeah,

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is sixty years old today. Hell of a DJ in

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his own right, but of course is mostly paired up

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and known for his pairing.

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With Will Smith.

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Yeah, Fresh Friends, DJ Jersey Jeff all that good stuff. Also,

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we've got Diane Lane. She is sixty years old today.

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Star of such films like Unfaithful, The Perfect Storm, The Outsiders,

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Judge Dread. She was also Superman's mom Martha in Man

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of Steel and Batman Versus Superman and Justice League underratedly Hot,

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Yes I agree. She was once married to Josh Brolin

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and Christopher Lambert, the superstar of Highlander. Oh wow, Okay,

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how's that for repairing?

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There can be only one, you know that he that

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has to.

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That has to be Christopher Lambert's like catchphrase in bed right.

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Of course, right when he climaxes. There can be only

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one yeah.

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Uh, speaking of climaxing in bed. Other birthday today, Linda

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Blair from The Exorcist to sixty six. That's the hell

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of a birthday party. Oh man, that's a good clip

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that just keeps on giving.

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She gets her co came from Houston. Rats. She parties

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like that. When you, when you, when you yelled out,

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lick me and then smack the crap out of somebody.

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I'm just saying, that's a that's some good blow. It

468
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does it does?

469
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It does sound like an eighties party.

470
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Right, you're in.

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The tree house. Visit us online a Treehouse on hair

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dot com. You're in the tree house. Listen us online

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a Treehouse on air dot com.

474
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Yeah, you should do that. Exactly what you should do

475
00:31:59.839 --> 00:32:02.759
that Exactly what our buddy Aaron said. Right there. Visit

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our website for all things treehouse. Go to Treehouse on

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Air dot com, past shows, links, contact info, and so

478
00:32:11.000 --> 00:32:14.960
much more. All things Treehouse on the website, Treehouse on

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air dot com, Treehouse on Air dot com. One last

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thing to get to inside the Treehouse before we close

481
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up for the day, and that is a Florida beef

482
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thief has been busted following a steak out at Costco

483
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and Sam's Club. This is one of those stories where

484
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the news TV people just cannot wait to get their

485
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hands on it because it's so fantastic and easy to

486
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carve up, But it really is. That's that's that's exactly

487
00:32:55.240 --> 00:32:58.839
what happened here. Able Martin Cardova is accused of stealing

488
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more than one thousands of meat from a Southwest Florida

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Costco and Sam's Club, working with lost prevention teams at

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the membership warehouse clubs. The Collier County Sheriff's Office says

491
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it was able to identify him as the suspected meat thief.

492
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Law enforcement officers staked out the stores and tracked Cordova,

493
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eventually stopping him as he rode in a black SUV.

494
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Deputy said when he was found he had more than

495
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one thousand dollars worth of meat, along with multiple fake

496
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membership cards, marijuana, and fentanyl, you know, to round out everything.

497
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He's now facing multiple felony charges and is also found

498
00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:43.519
out They also found out he was wanted in Broward

499
00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:47.720
County for similar crimes. So there you have it. Great

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news to the citizens of South Florida. The beef thief

501
00:33:52.759 --> 00:33:57.279
has been busted, thanks in part to a stakeout at

502
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cost Goo and Sam's Club. By the way, I'm pretty

503
00:34:00.279 --> 00:34:04.839
sure beef thief was you know, you know there's a

504
00:34:04.920 --> 00:34:09.079
nickname punchline coming on. I think we all knew a

505
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beef thief in college.

506
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His cellmate the hamburglar.

507
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On the other hand, though, is it kind of embarrassing

508
00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:24.519
if when you get to jail, If when you get

509
00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:27.880
to prison and your new cellmate asks you what are

510
00:34:27.920 --> 00:34:30.519
you in for, and you're like, I stole meat. I'm

511
00:34:30.519 --> 00:34:31.639
the beef thief.

512
00:34:33.519 --> 00:34:35.320
In prison. I think you lead with fentanyl.

513
00:34:36.559 --> 00:34:40.000
It's a good idea because otherwise when you say I'm

514
00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:42.760
the beef thief and the cellmate responds with, actually, that's

515
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my nickname.

516
00:34:47.480 --> 00:34:52.000
Speaking of pegging, the first brought up dri.

517
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Whoa, whoa what there there? There was There was no

518
00:34:57.280 --> 00:35:01.880
pegging conversation happening there. Dre talking about meat and at

519
00:35:01.960 --> 00:35:05.159
best prison sex. There there was no there was no

520
00:35:05.239 --> 00:35:08.400
pegging thing happening there, But you just felt the need

521
00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:09.000
to insert it.

522
00:35:12.039 --> 00:35:18.719
Well, that's that's the only way to do it. But

523
00:35:19.239 --> 00:35:21.159
when Tara first brought up dry January, were you a

524
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little scared.

525
00:35:26.559 --> 00:35:28.400
Because of them? Because of the pegging.

526
00:35:29.559 --> 00:35:40.199
Yeah, there's nothing worse than lubless pegging Dry Tenuary. So

527
00:35:40.320 --> 00:35:46.960
you're sober on top of it, let you spit on it.

528
00:35:50.960 --> 00:36:02.320
That's when I say I'm doing dry January. If you

529
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happen to be watching the Treehouse right now, I'm giving

530
00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:08.480
Trey two of my favorite fingers because I don't have

531
00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:11.199
time to go find my bleep button right now. For

532
00:36:11.280 --> 00:36:13.960
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You can also find and follow us on social media.

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For the show, it's at Treehouse on Air. For me,

535
00:36:20.320 --> 00:36:22.719
it's at the Daniel Mallley. For Trey, it's at Trey

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539
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540
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the Treehouse.

541
00:36:38.960 --> 00:36:42.400
Sure, I feel like we should give your prostate a plug.

542
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They sell those two