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It's the day after the election, so we talk about it and Election Stress Disorder.  Then, Dan pulls out with John Lithgow, we learn how to be a winner from an unlikely source, learn about a Walmart employee who shouldn't have walked in an oven, and...

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It's the day after the election, so we talk about it and Election Stress Disorder. Then, Dan pulls out with John Lithgow, we learn how to be a winner from an unlikely source, learn about a Walmart employee who shouldn't have walked in an oven, and learn about Florida's clown killer. But first, Birthdays!

LINKS:

Last-minute tips for coping with election stress and anxiety, according to experts - CBS News

Third Rock's Why Vote

Walmart employee found dead inside walk-in bakery oven: Police - ABC7 Los Angeles

Florida's convicted killer clown released from prison | AP News



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It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma on a Wednesday, November sixth,

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twenty twenty four, E Day plus one E standing for

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election Election day plus one. I know, I know you're curious.

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What are the guys in the treehouse thing? We've got it.

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We've got an alleged new president. What do we think?

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Where are we going to talk about it? We'll get

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to that, but first we need to piggyback on something

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that we did yesterday, and that is the new term

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we learned that is election distress. Because there are some

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places in our fine, fine nation that have seen fit

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to give people sort of a day off today because

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of election distress. They were so stressed about voting or

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just the election in general that they've been given a

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mental health day today from election stress. Obviously, not us.

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We've we're gen x. We threw our mental health caution

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right into the wind like a wood chipper.

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And into a colassal whiskey.

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Yeah, where where it's healthy?

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Right? No?

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Yeah, I'll tell you who has election distress?

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Mm hmm.

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Media companies because half their ad revenue and inventory just

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went bye bye.

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Yeah. Those those election buys, man, those those election buys

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buy houses, cars, oh my god, yeah, cyber trucks.

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But they time it pretty close because the you know,

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Christmas will be around, uh soon enough, and the you know,

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and then the the super Bowl will be around and

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then Valentine's Day.

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They're good.

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Yeah, it'll it'll even out somewhat. But there is in

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every every couple of years, you get that, uh you

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get that just real mega election cycle.

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Yeah, ending, and you get that, uh you get that

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Hampton's money.

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That's I wish we would go to the British model

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of elections. That yeah, I think it's you have six

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months the campaign.

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That's it.

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You can't do it anything before, you can't announce anything.

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You have six months. I would wear the powdered wig

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if we went to that.

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Even the campaigns are bland.

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They actually officially declare I did uncover some tips though

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or dealing with election distress disorder, not making that up

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if I have read this correctly. According to a couple

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of articles. According to the American Psychological Association, election distress

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or election stress disorder is a real thing in two

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thousand and that actually say, let's not sugarcoat this. The

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simple truth this is, according to an article, is that

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the last two presidential election cycles have been brutal for

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a majority of Americans. In twenty sixteen, polling by the

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American Psychological Association revealed that fifty two percent of American

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surveyed said the election that year was a significant source

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of stress in their lives. Four years later, that number

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had risen to sixty eight percent. One might think twenty

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twenty NUNS was an anomaly. Oh no, but there is more.

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Experts actually believe the problem is worse and will be

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worse this year. So keep in mind four years ago,

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sixty eight percent of us were suffering from election stress,

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and now they think that that percentage is higher. So

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someone has put together a few things we can do

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to try to help with our election stress. According to

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a doctor, Democrats and Republicans say they feel that democracy

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is under threat. So all of that, at the very

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least puts high stakes into the election. That's according to

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CBS News Elections and Surveys director Anthony s Alvanto, noting

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that people are feeling the pressure no matter their political party,

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so how can we keep that stress and anxiety in check.

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Here's what the experts around the country suggest. Number One,

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in order to deal with election stress, they want us

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to exercise. Well, it might be the last thing on

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your mind. Getting in some movement or other activities you

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enjoy can help decrease stress. Number two, stay off of

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or limit social media. That's kind of a good recipe

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for life in general. That's let alone trying to deal

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with election stress. Then number three, to try to help

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cope with election stress, just avoid talking politics. A doctor

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came up with this, a doctor someone that went to

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school for many, many years. But together the three important

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things you have to do to help cope with election stress.

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Number one, exercise, number Tuesday, off social media. Number three,

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just don't talk politics. Wow, thanks, doc, appreciate it.

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I was sure it's like an MD or like a

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PhD in art history.

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I think it's I think it's a chiropractor.

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I mean I exercised, I ran to the liquor store,

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and then yeah, yeah, I stayed off social media because

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I blocked out, and I didn't talk politics because I

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couldn't form words.

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So I think I did. I think I did everything right.

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You know what.

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Well, well done, sir. Yeah, I feel better And I

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didn't even do those things. I felt better just hearing

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about you doing them. A great that sounds like the

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uh the the you know, that sounds like the prescription

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we need to deal with election stress.

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Yeah, and if anybody asked him, like, hey, it was

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doctor order, that's all I gotta say.

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By who doctor Sharma?

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That's right.

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Which there's a plenty.

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Of four million across the globe.

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Yeah, doctor charmy, you see him too, Yeah, totally, he said.

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He said he got exercise running to the liquor store.

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Yeah, stayed hall social media because he blacked out and

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uh didn't talk politics because he couldn't form words.

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That's exactly how it's done. Oh, I don't feel any

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stress at all.

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likely suffering from what is now known as election stress

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disorder according to the American Psychological Association or a p A.

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For sure, and there is something that every few years,

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I will pull out because it makes me feel so

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good around election time. And that is from what is it? Raj?

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You said every few years you pull out because it

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feels so good. I was distracted from I was getting

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a scam call, So that's all I heard, and I

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was like, well, good for you. Every few years you

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should pull out there.

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Just to mix things up a little bit. You know,

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sometimes you want to pretend like you're a fireman.

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Right, that's all I heard.

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That's okay, bad. Did you guys ever watch the show

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Third Rock from the Sun when it was on starring

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John Lithgow? Mmmmm, Jordan Gorse if Levitt was on that,

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I think it was Jane Curtin as well, French Stewart,

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French Stewart phenomenal show. And they of course John Lithgow,

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French Stewart, Joseph Gordon, Levitt and Johnson. I'm forgetting the

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other girl's name, the actress. They all played aliens inhabiting

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human bodies. Trying to assimilate on Earth until they get

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rescued or whatever. Right, So John Lithgow is playing an

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alien and they're living in this human world, trying to

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blend in as best as they can. And in one

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of I think the best episodes I have ever seen

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of television ever, is John Lithgow's character having to go

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vote and in doing so, in this episode, they put

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a spotlight on I think how so many of us

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feel when it comes time to vote. I wanted to

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share it with you now because I feel like it'll

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help with our healing process of our election stress disorder.

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So here we go. This from Third Rock from the Sun.

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Why we vote?

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What's wrong?

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What's wrong?

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I'll tell you what's wrong.

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I'm trying to vote my conscience and I can't even

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hear it anymore.

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There is no choice. My only choice is not to

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vote at all. Democracy is horrible, absolutely horrible.

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You're so right.

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Democracy is the worst form of government there is, except

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for all of the others.

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Exactly why you have to bottle.

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You can't complain.

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I would like to point out this show was on

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It aired nineteen ninety six to two thousand and one,

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and it holds up and it holds up very very well,

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just a little exchange.

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If you don't vote, you can't complain.

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Complaining is all I have left.

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The system isn't perfect, but it's important to participate.

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Even if you get it wrong.

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Just go to the polls and do what you think

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is right.

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Thanks for so much simpler.

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Where I come from, there's only one big giant office

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and wherever outruns, the fireball wins, which doesn't sound so bad.

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I would I would do that. I'd watch that on TV.

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Yeah, today's political climate, I think we'd all. I think

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a lot of us would sign up for that. So

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now that scene is concluded, and now we go into

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John Litgew's character on Third Rock from the Sun in

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the actual voting booth, trying to figure out who he's

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got to vote for. He's hitting his head on the

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voting machine.

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Yeah, I hope I did the right thing.

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The hugs a fellow voter.

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Yeah, that's that's that's about the feeling.

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Yeah, my god, that just every every four years presidential

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election time. I I remember that scene, that episode, and

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I love That's what I love, pulling out every every

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few years and enjoying not just how well it holds up,

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but it seems to get truer the older and the

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farther away from what we get true.

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Yeah, for sure, you pull out to John Letgow. That's

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everyone ship.

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You know what, Different people show their appreciation in different ways,

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dre and that's just how I show mine.

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You pull out the French Steward. It's a completely different.

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slash Treehouse on Air. That's Patreon dot com slash Treehouse

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on Air. All right, that's enough election stuff for now.

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Now that we've discussed some groundbreaking tips to help us

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recover from our election stress disorder, we got to enjoy

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John Lithgow voting in third Rock from the Sun, which

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still holds up to which I love to pull out

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every few years. I'm just gonna lean into that joke

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all day, because why not. And there's there's something else

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I want to pull out now for you boys right

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here inside the treehouse, and that is something that I

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think is going to help one of us immensely. Okay,

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So I want I'm going to share with you this

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little motivational video of a man that is not as

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well known as Tony Robbins. He's not exactly on the

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pantheon of greatness with Patent or Churchill or any of

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the other great motivational people of our planet of our

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time until now. I'm now going to share with you

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this guy, and he is your new motivational leader.

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Hi. This for thirty nine ninety nine.

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Guess what, folks, you take the l away? You put

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a w there, baby, You're a winner man, you're the

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real guilt. You're picking up chicks.

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I should probably have stated that this is a sports

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card salesman, and while he's trying to get you to

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take advantage of this deal on boxes of sports cards,

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I think his real message is being delivered on life

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as a whole.

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Hi.

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Guess for thirty nine ninety nine, Guess what, folks you

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take the l away. You put a w there. Baby,

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You're a winner. Man, You're the real deal. You're picking

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up chicks. Let me tell you something. You buy this

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set at thirty nine ninety nine.

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Baby, you're the cock of the walk.

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Man. You walk into the bar and you just find

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the hottest hick and you go.

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You me guess what she says?

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Why would I go out with you? Because I bought

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the deal on the wild West Deals for thirty nine

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ninety nine. That's why she says, can I go home

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with you?

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That's how simple it is. I have never and I

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talked for a living. I've never found myself speechless.

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Uh.

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That's that's how good this guy is. He'll he will

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take your breath away.

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Oh I he did, and I don't think I want

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it back. He keep it can happen for free.

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Forgetting, or for thirty nine ninety nine.

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You me guess what Jes says. Why would I go

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out with you? Because I bought the deal on the

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wild West Deals for thirty nine ninety nine.

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That's why.

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This guy looks like if Rob Wriggle and Ziggy Smashed

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smashed his face up against a tank for about four

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or five years.

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Yeah, and he's got the body style of Ziggy from

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the cartoons.

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He already does. But this is a guy that clearly

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knows he's not going to just physically be able to

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pick up any chick in the bar based on looks.

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Right, he's got it correct.

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He's gonna have to depend on his guile, on his personality,

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on his attitude to carry him through.

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She says, can I go home with you? That's how

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simple of this. That's how it works. That's what this

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set brains to the table, because you know what she sees.

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She sees a man who knows what he wants. She

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sees a man who says good deals don't get buy me, baby,

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I move, I A I act quick, I act now,

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I go to wildwisteeals dot com boom. That's why you're

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hanging with chicks all night long. That's why you've got

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guys like Michael Jordan calling you want to hang out

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with you, baby, because you bought it for thirty nine

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ninety nine.

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Is that crazy?

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That's the way it works around here. This deal will

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change your life. Don't look up, don't look at yourself

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in the mirror and be disgusted Tomorrow don't look at

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yourself in the mirror and go what's wrong with me?

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Nice?

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Try?

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Did he.

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That is?

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He just got disturbing right at the end, like it

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was motivational. Now I'm like, I do feel a little

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sad about myself.

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I feel like I feel like he's speaking to my soul,

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not not just not just how badly I want to

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supports card set. I do like to think that somewhere, if, if, if,

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if there's a valhalla for Pitchmen, yes, that that Billy

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Mays is is up there thinking this is a bit much.

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The the the odin the odin Pitchmen. This guy's auditioning

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for the or.

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And you've got Billy May's just going like maybe just

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tone it down and that.

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Little But what if, like here's the scary part, and

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this is how my brain works.

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What if he's right? Like what if Like You're like

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one night, You're like, you know what, I want.

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To go talk to that chick but I can't, and you,

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you know, you muster up all your strength, you walk

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over there, Hey, you know, would you like it?

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Can I buy you a drink?

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She's like no, and then she walks out of the

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bar with a friend she's like, but he doesn't even

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have a baseball card collection.

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And then you know what I mean, the whole time,

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this guy's been right.

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It's like and then then in the parking lot, she

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runs into a guy who's wearing a polo shirt that

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on the chest it says Fleer eighty nine and painties

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just fall off.

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This guy just walks up like I got a cal

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Ripken rookie. And she's like, we're going home now.

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We're making babies because you know what, this planet doesn't

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have enough of you guys.

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And there's no John Letgow tonight.

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You're listening to the Treehouse.

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Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

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You're in the Treehouse.

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Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

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Like Aaron said, check us out at Treehouse on Air

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dot com. You can also check us out on the YouTube.

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You can check out Treehouse TV, the Treehouse Cowboys Show,

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all sorts to YouTube fund that we're having on our channel.

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There it's YouTube dot com, slash at Treehouse on Air,

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or just type in the tree House podcast on your

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search for YouTube, or again, just go to Treehouse on

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Air dot com. Oh sweet, sweet Jesus let's get into

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some news that is non election based, at least as

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far as we think, and what is possibly the last

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place I'd ever want to be found dead. A Walmart

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employee was found dead inside of a walk in oven.

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Mm hmm ah.

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Which may showed, you know, which may go to show

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the links at which some people will go to avoid

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election coverage. No, no, that's that's not That's not the case. Here,

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a Walmart employee was found dead inside of a walk

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in bakery oven. I didn't even know those existed, because

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whenever I've heard the term walk in, I think food

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service industry. I think fridge walk in. When anyone ever

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talks about the walk in, it's usually the fridge. The

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only time I've ever heard of a walk in oven

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was never something good, And I didn't even know that

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they actually existed in modern day times. But I guess

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they do. But I guess. The good news here is

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that the cause and manner of death have not yet

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been determined. Police in Canada said they're investigating after a

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nineteen year old Walmart employee was found dead inside a

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Stor's walk in bakery oven. Can I just say that

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there are a number of ways in which I hope

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that I do not die, and inside of a walk

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in oven is high on that list. Now, Yeah, I

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would like to just point out I don't want to

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die inside of a Walmart, period, but if it's good,

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let alone inside of a walk in oven, inside of

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a Walmart. If I die, If I die inside of

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a Walmart, suspect foul.

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Play, it's all or nothing for me, buddy.

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There's no ovens. They're not cooking a damn thing there,

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officers responded to the Walmart located in Halifax, Nova Scotia,

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after the employee was found. It's a very sad story.

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But again, just when you it's not every day you

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see a headline that says Walmart employee found dead inside

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walk in oven.

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Yeah.

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The only time I saw I've even seen something that

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reminisced a walk in oven was on one of the

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episodes of the new season of the Boys, and that

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didn't turn out good for that dude either.

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Yeah, that is a.

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There's usually like even in the walking like the same thing,

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like when I think walking, I think walking cooler. There's

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usually a push button on the inside that you can

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like just pop right out. So I don't know what

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would have I don't know if that's the same case

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in a walking oven.

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I don't know, but I've had that thought as well,

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like having the emergency things on the inside, like anytime,

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like like I rented a car recently and in the

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trunk that's got the emergency release from the inside, and like, man,

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if you way he acted up as kids, we didn't

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have that. We were just stuck in the trunk.

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The truth, and they didn't go to the extent of

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like putting the spare tire back in to where it goes.

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We're just rolling around with the jack and the tire

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irons in the head. That was just part of the punishment.

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Yeah, that was part of the course. Absolutely.

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I think there was a go ahead.

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Drey Oh. The guy was Canadian, so if he could

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still speak, he was live. He probably apologized.

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Sorry I lucked myself into.

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There's actually probably a note scratched into this into the

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wall that says, I'm sorry.

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Sorry for ruining the bread that.

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Really it really is awful. Uh, but yeah, you're right

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thinking about I have no idea. I've never been in

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a walk in oven. I've actually never really even been

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inside of a walk in cooler so I don't even

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know if the coolers have the button that you can

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hit will release you.

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They do, Yeah, they do.

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It's a little so the where the where the pull

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latches for from the outside when it shuts, there's one

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that you just push and it pops the latch out

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on so you can just come right back out, so

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you can't actually get stuck anymore. You used to be

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able to. Then they had a couple of incidents where

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people froze to death in walking course, So to minimize liability,

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they have the thing where you can just pop it out.

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It's usually a big red button that you can.

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But in Canada it's labeled the story button.

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Yeah, push a.

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It is messed up though. I do remember looking the

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last time I rented a car, it had a trunk,

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and I remember opening the trunk and looking inside and

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it had the emergency handle that would work from the inside.

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And really we didn't have that as kids. We got

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the car seats. What's that we didn't have car seats, No,

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we didn't. There have been cases where suspects died in

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the back of a police transport for being given what

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is known as a rough ride, where they weren't properly secured,

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and police were accused of a rough ride, driving so

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erradically that it broke the suspect's neck in the back

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of the vehicle. That was just childhood for us in

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the eighties.

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Yeah, I mean we had lap belts, so it wasn't

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even a seat belt like that went across. It was

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lamp belts. And then anytime you hit, you know, your

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mom hit the brake.

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So she loved you.

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She just put her arm out and if she didn't,

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you met the dashboard.

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Yeah, I mean that was that was pretty much the

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love test.

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It was.

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Yeah, it was very kind of it's unded like this,

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Oh she loves me.

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Yeah, because no matter if your parents are pissed off

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at you and trying to get get at you in

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the back seat and they couldn't reach you, just slam

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on the brakes. You're coming forward.

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You're up here with me.

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Now, that's when people could still drink and drive.

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Oh yeah, my dad had a cigarette, a bourbon soda

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and he could still whip my ass.

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And if he gets pulled over by the police, all

480
00:30:47.599 --> 00:30:49.559
he's got to say is sorry, the kid was acting

481
00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:56.960
up and they let him go.

482
00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:00.440
Business.

483
00:31:00.839 --> 00:31:07.640
Give me some of that dot com. Stop talking back

484
00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:08.240
to your dad.

485
00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:28.000
Official police business.

486
00:31:28.799 --> 00:31:30.319
You're in the treehouse.

487
00:31:31.079 --> 00:31:35.960
Busit us online at treehouseonair dot com.

488
00:31:36.240 --> 00:31:39.160
The Treehouse is open for business. If you would like

489
00:31:39.160 --> 00:31:42.039
to advertise right here inside the treehouse, you can do

490
00:31:42.079 --> 00:31:44.160
that to shoot us an email Treehouse on Air at

491
00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:47.559
gmail dot com. That is Treehouse on Air at gmail

492
00:31:47.599 --> 00:31:49.880
dot com if you would like to advertise right here

493
00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:54.000
inside the treehouse, which is where we find ourselves right now,

494
00:31:54.039 --> 00:31:57.839
back inside the treehouse now on Election Day plus one,

495
00:31:58.519 --> 00:32:05.319
twenty twenty four. Look, there's not a whole lot of

496
00:32:05.359 --> 00:32:13.039
things that can happen to bring our country together better

497
00:32:13.079 --> 00:32:18.839
than birthdays. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

498
00:32:19.240 --> 00:32:23.559
Today is, of course, Wednesday, November sixth, twenty twenty three.

499
00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:26.119
Birthdays today. To make us all feel just a little

500
00:32:26.160 --> 00:32:30.039
bit better, Emma Stone is thirty six today. She won

501
00:32:30.119 --> 00:32:32.759
an oscar for La La Land. She was also Kuella

502
00:32:32.799 --> 00:32:36.480
Deville in the live action Kruella movie. She was always

503
00:32:37.279 --> 00:32:40.039
in our hearts, not always, but she won a lot

504
00:32:40.079 --> 00:32:43.440
of people's hearts in Zombie Land when she played the

505
00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:51.519
role Wichita. Other birthdays today. Lamar Odom, former NBA basketball player,

506
00:32:51.599 --> 00:32:56.400
and former Kardashian. He is forty five today. Taren Manning

507
00:32:56.480 --> 00:33:01.039
from Orange Is the New Black and Hawaii The New One.

508
00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:03.839
She is forty six today. She was also on Sons

509
00:33:03.839 --> 00:33:08.599
of Anarchy, and I just realized that there's three shows

510
00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:10.720
that are pretty popular that she's been in and I

511
00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:14.880
have not watched any of them, and I've only heard

512
00:33:14.920 --> 00:33:17.200
great things about Orange Is the New Black. Sons of

513
00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:24.359
Anarchy is supposedly you know, sopranos but with motorcycles, and

514
00:33:24.559 --> 00:33:27.039
I've guessed I'm missing out. I keep watching, you know,

515
00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:29.720
stupid movies like Jason X instead.

516
00:33:32.240 --> 00:33:33.960
You beat me through the punchline.

517
00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:38.440
I'm just glad he called them stupid.

518
00:33:40.160 --> 00:33:43.400
Oh, I recognize it. I wholly recognize some of my

519
00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:52.480
less than stellar movie choices, because look, I blame a

520
00:33:52.519 --> 00:33:55.240
lot of this on my teenage years and having cable

521
00:33:55.880 --> 00:33:58.480
and staying up too late and just watching some of

522
00:33:58.519 --> 00:34:01.000
the weirdest stuff, including you, I say, up all night

523
00:34:01.039 --> 00:34:06.279
with rohndash here. Okay, that's where you got to watch

524
00:34:06.319 --> 00:34:11.039
some really awful movies, things like Toxic Avenger four. It

525
00:34:11.159 --> 00:34:14.239
just some of like those B movies, And I'll be honest.

526
00:34:14.239 --> 00:34:16.079
Part of the reason I was watching USA up all

527
00:34:16.159 --> 00:34:18.280
night is because it was because we didn't have while

528
00:34:18.280 --> 00:34:20.679
we had cable, we didn't have the premium channels that

529
00:34:20.760 --> 00:34:23.519
actually had boobs. So that was that was about as

530
00:34:23.559 --> 00:34:24.440
clothes as I could get.

531
00:34:25.119 --> 00:34:27.719
Gotcha, Yeah, gotcha.

532
00:34:29.840 --> 00:34:32.679
So that's my excuse for some of them. Others it's

533
00:34:32.880 --> 00:34:37.320
just boredom. When I was younger, i'd scroll and say,

534
00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:39.360
like it's a movie, I'll watch that, And I don't

535
00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:42.280
know why, but that's how I've seen certain things.

536
00:34:42.360 --> 00:34:44.760
And did you watch a lot of movies after the

537
00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:47.199
head into the wood thing? Did you watch the did

538
00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:49.199
they like lay you down and let you watch whatever

539
00:34:49.199 --> 00:34:50.760
you wanted to, Like Little Danny got hurt?

540
00:34:51.079 --> 00:34:53.239
Oh oh, when I was when I was a youngster,

541
00:34:53.320 --> 00:34:55.519
when I was like four or five, and on the playground,

542
00:34:55.559 --> 00:34:58.480
I ran headfirst into a piece of playground equipment.

543
00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:00.639
I don't know if it's a piece of play ground equipment.

544
00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:02.360
I think you ran into someone's woodshed.

545
00:35:03.280 --> 00:35:06.880
But well it was on the playground, So if you

546
00:35:06.880 --> 00:35:08.519
don't want me to play on it, don't stick it

547
00:35:08.559 --> 00:35:09.280
on the playground.

548
00:35:09.559 --> 00:35:11.960
Yeah, when you read when you went in head first

549
00:35:11.960 --> 00:35:15.000
to day like lay a little Danny down and they're

550
00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:17.119
like you know what, this is a pretty traumatic head injury.

551
00:35:17.760 --> 00:35:19.360
Let's put on some TV for the poor kid and

552
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:21.840
see if he recovers. And that's maybe where it started.

553
00:35:23.719 --> 00:35:25.239
That actually makes a lot of sense.

554
00:35:27.639 --> 00:35:29.719
They're like put on Plan nine from outer space and

555
00:35:29.800 --> 00:35:30.760
let's just see what happens.

556
00:35:31.840 --> 00:35:35.719
This, this right here is what happens. Let me be

557
00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:40.519
a walking warning to you other birthdays today. Tandy Newton

558
00:35:41.119 --> 00:35:45.159
is fifty two today. She's been in a number of things,

559
00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:50.239
including West World. She was also Val in Solo that

560
00:35:50.400 --> 00:35:54.400
was the Star Wars flop. She was at Condolieza Rice

561
00:35:54.440 --> 00:35:59.519
in w as well. Rebecca Romaine turns fifty one today.

562
00:35:59.599 --> 00:36:04.119
She is the original Mystique in the original X Men movies.

563
00:36:04.400 --> 00:36:09.159
She's also Eve Baird on The Librarians. Ethan Hawk is

564
00:36:09.320 --> 00:36:13.440
fifty four today. Ethan Hawk, fifty four. I'm going to

565
00:36:13.519 --> 00:36:15.760
use this as a good excuse to bring up the

566
00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:19.559
Magnificent Seven remake. While a lot gets said on this

567
00:36:19.599 --> 00:36:22.480
show about my not poor taste in films, but just

568
00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:25.400
random films that I have seen, I think I have

569
00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:31.519
good taste. The Magnificent Seven remake, which actually has Ethan

570
00:36:31.559 --> 00:36:35.159
Hawk in it as one of the Magnificent Seven is wonderful.

571
00:36:35.159 --> 00:36:43.119
It's also got Vincent Dinafrio, Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt. I

572
00:36:43.239 --> 00:36:47.320
love that movie, The New Magnificent Seven. If you get

573
00:36:47.320 --> 00:36:50.559
a chance, watch it. It's damn good and no one

574
00:36:50.599 --> 00:36:52.039
thinks they have bad taste.

575
00:36:51.840 --> 00:36:55.920
In that's right. I'm so glad that track pointed that out.

576
00:36:56.559 --> 00:36:58.360
Everybody thinks their taste is fantastic.

577
00:36:58.639 --> 00:37:01.360
Yeah, well that's the difference me, Trey as I know it.

578
00:37:03.960 --> 00:37:09.679
Yes, yes, Danny does. He's got a big pencil.

579
00:37:10.239 --> 00:37:15.840
Does with the name on it? You want to know

580
00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:19.480
the definition of irony Raj is that my big pencil

581
00:37:19.679 --> 00:37:21.360
that has my name on it, so it can't be

582
00:37:21.400 --> 00:37:24.000
confused with anybody else's big pencil, even though I'm the

583
00:37:24.000 --> 00:37:27.119
only one with a big pencil because I'm special. Is

584
00:37:27.239 --> 00:37:38.599
it's made from the same wood that I ran headfirst into.

585
00:37:41.960 --> 00:37:45.079
Visit us online Treehouse on Air dot com.

586
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:50.119
I had a colorful childhood, right, I saw lots of

587
00:37:50.119 --> 00:37:53.000
colors after I hit that piece of wood.

588
00:37:55.199 --> 00:38:07.719
Rainbows and birds and spots.

589
00:38:10.480 --> 00:38:12.039
You're in the treehouse.

590
00:38:12.800 --> 00:38:24.559
Visit us online at treehouseonair dot com.

591
00:38:24.719 --> 00:38:27.400
This is one hell of a story, and any story

592
00:38:27.599 --> 00:38:29.800
worth saying that, it's a hell of a story you

593
00:38:29.880 --> 00:38:34.079
know is going to originate from the great state of Florida.

594
00:38:36.679 --> 00:38:41.039
Florida's convicted killer clown has been released from prison for

595
00:38:41.199 --> 00:38:45.800
the murder of her husband's then wife.

596
00:38:46.920 --> 00:38:51.920
Of course it is and is now available for children's parties.

597
00:38:54.760 --> 00:39:00.719
Look, if we're being honest, Look, she didn't kill any kids.

598
00:39:04.679 --> 00:39:08.480
That's the top of her LinkedIn profile. Kill the kids.

599
00:39:08.760 --> 00:39:13.280
I might be a murderer, but no kids were armed

600
00:39:14.719 --> 00:39:17.920
in any of my murder. I'm gonna read that headline

601
00:39:17.920 --> 00:39:20.280
again because it is a bit of an onion that's

602
00:39:20.280 --> 00:39:27.360
got layers. Okay, Florida's convicted killer clown released from prison

603
00:39:28.159 --> 00:39:36.920
for the murder of her husband's then wife. Who ah,

604
00:39:38.519 --> 00:39:41.000
a woman? This is Fort Lauderdale, by the way. A

605
00:39:41.039 --> 00:39:43.800
woman who pleaded guilty to dressing as a clown and

606
00:39:43.840 --> 00:39:46.280
in nineteen ninety murdering the wife of a man she

607
00:39:46.400 --> 00:39:50.719
later married, was released from prison Saturday, ending a case

608
00:39:50.760 --> 00:39:53.159
that had been strange even by Florida's standards. Well, how

609
00:39:53.199 --> 00:39:56.239
about that lead stating at the beginning, a woman who

610
00:39:56.239 --> 00:39:59.559
pleaded guilty to dressing as a clown and murdering the

611
00:39:59.559 --> 00:40:02.400
wife of a me. I don't think dressing as a

612
00:40:02.400 --> 00:40:05.000
clown is illegal anywhere, let alone the state of Florida.

613
00:40:06.360 --> 00:40:08.639
But according to that lead of the story, it makes

614
00:40:08.679 --> 00:40:13.800
it sound that way you can't do both. Yeah, you

615
00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:17.480
can kill somebody in Florida. You can dress as a

616
00:40:17.480 --> 00:40:20.440
clown in Florida. But look, we're not gonna let you

617
00:40:20.559 --> 00:40:23.079
do god both of those at the same time.

618
00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:26.400
That makes you sound like it's an aggravating circumstance.

619
00:40:29.199 --> 00:40:32.400
Yeah, that that elevated it to the second degree murder

620
00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:33.800
as opposed to just manslaughter.

621
00:40:34.400 --> 00:40:36.519
Had I not been dressed like a clown, in your honor,

622
00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:38.599
I probably wouldn't have killed.

623
00:40:38.400 --> 00:40:44.480
Her, your honor. I fully admit to my mistake of

624
00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:50.039
murdering the woman, But can't we all agree that me

625
00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:52.519
being dressed as a clown is more of a failure

626
00:40:53.000 --> 00:41:03.199
from society than it is my own honk. Sheila Keene

627
00:41:03.360 --> 00:41:07.480
Warren was released eighteen months after she pleaded guilty to

628
00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:11.920
second degree murder for the shooting of Marlene Warren. The

629
00:41:11.920 --> 00:41:15.119
plea deal came shortly before her trial would have started.

630
00:41:16.280 --> 00:41:20.159
She's maintained her innocence even after her plea. She was

631
00:41:20.199 --> 00:41:23.679
sentenced to twelve years in prison, but she'd been in

632
00:41:23.719 --> 00:41:27.239
custody for seven years since her arrest in twenty seventeen,

633
00:41:27.320 --> 00:41:31.239
and Florida's law in nineteen ninety allowed significant credit for

634
00:41:31.320 --> 00:41:34.119
good behavior, it had been expected she'd be released in

635
00:41:34.159 --> 00:41:38.880
about two years. According to Palm Beach County state Attorney

636
00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:42.000
Dave Ehrenberg, Sheila Keen Warren will always be an admitted

637
00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:44.760
convicted murderer and will wear that stain for every day

638
00:41:44.800 --> 00:41:50.679
for the rest of her life. Where is it part

639
00:41:50.679 --> 00:41:53.000
of her probation though, that she's not allowed to dress

640
00:41:53.000 --> 00:41:56.480
as a clown. I'm just murky on the details.

641
00:41:56.519 --> 00:41:58.800
How did she get caught twenty seven years later?

642
00:41:59.440 --> 00:42:01.280
Did she take the clown makeup off?

643
00:42:06.960 --> 00:42:09.480
Her attorney said she only took the plea deal because

644
00:42:09.480 --> 00:42:11.679
she would be released in less than two years and

645
00:42:11.760 --> 00:42:14.880
had been facing a life sentence if convicted at trial.

646
00:42:14.920 --> 00:42:16.880
That's the only reason. She says that she took the

647
00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:25.039
deal while maintaining her innocence. Palm Beach County Sheriff's investigators

648
00:42:25.039 --> 00:42:27.960
had long had let me start that sentence over because

649
00:42:27.960 --> 00:42:31.480
I can't talk. Palm Beach County Sheriff's investigators had long

650
00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:36.039
suspected her in the slaying, but she wasn't arrested until

651
00:42:36.039 --> 00:42:39.519
twenty seven years later, when they said improved DNA testing

652
00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:43.920
tied her to evidence found in the getaway vehicle. At

653
00:42:43.960 --> 00:42:47.199
the time of the shooting, she was an employee of

654
00:42:47.239 --> 00:42:50.400
Marlene Warren's husband Michael, at his used car lot. Since

655
00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:52.199
two thousand and two, she had been his wife. They

656
00:42:52.239 --> 00:42:55.199
eventually moved to Virginia, where they ran a restaurant just

657
00:42:54.639 --> 00:42:59.440
across the border. Witnesses told investigators in nineteen ninety that

658
00:42:59.559 --> 00:43:02.599
then she Laquene and Michael Warren were having an affair.

659
00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:05.480
They both denied it over the years. Detective said costumes

660
00:43:05.480 --> 00:43:07.960
shop employees identified her as the woman who bought a

661
00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:12.920
clown suit a few days before the killing. This is

662
00:43:12.920 --> 00:43:16.840
where it gets a little grotesque. One of the two

663
00:43:16.920 --> 00:43:28.159
balloons she was holding said You're the Greatest, was only

664
00:43:28.280 --> 00:43:33.199
sold at one store, a Publix near her own. Employees

665
00:43:33.280 --> 00:43:35.760
told detectives a woman who looked like her had bought

666
00:43:35.800 --> 00:43:41.440
the balloons an hour before the shooting. What it's about

667
00:43:41.519 --> 00:43:47.039
to get worse. The presumed getaway car was found abandoned

668
00:43:47.480 --> 00:43:50.960
with orange hair like fibers inside.

669
00:43:52.559 --> 00:43:54.719
All nineteen of the people inside got open.

670
00:44:02.880 --> 00:44:06.920
Oh it sounds like they're big break you know. They

671
00:44:06.920 --> 00:44:09.000
found the matching size twenty shoe.

672
00:44:18.079 --> 00:44:27.679
Those dogs were barking, please finish the story.

673
00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:36.440
I don't know if I can't, all right. The victim's

674
00:44:36.480 --> 00:44:40.360
son and his friends were at home when they said,

675
00:44:40.360 --> 00:44:43.800
a person dressed as a clown rang the doorbell. He

676
00:44:43.880 --> 00:44:46.199
said that when his mom answered, the clown handed her

677
00:44:46.239 --> 00:44:49.679
the balloons, one of which said you're the greatest. After

678
00:44:49.840 --> 00:44:53.079
she responded how nice, the clown pulled the gun and

679
00:44:53.119 --> 00:44:54.159
shot her in the face.

680
00:44:55.519 --> 00:44:57.159
It was the second balloon, say bang.

681
00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:02.280
When the one said you're the greatest, this one says

682
00:45:02.320 --> 00:45:05.840
you're dead. The flag that says bacon comes out.

683
00:45:13.320 --> 00:45:14.880
When she tried to clean up the crime scene. Was

684
00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:16.679
it just one hanky that just kept coming out.

685
00:45:25.400 --> 00:45:27.440
I don't think the judge was at all amused when

686
00:45:28.400 --> 00:45:30.440
when when he gets squirted in the face.

687
00:45:36.159 --> 00:45:41.159
When I asked for my statement, she said, what the

688
00:45:41.199 --> 00:45:42.000
lineup looked like?

689
00:45:42.039 --> 00:45:43.320
You know for Ronald McDonald.

690
00:45:54.159 --> 00:46:04.000
I feel like that's a setup from the start. So

691
00:46:04.280 --> 00:46:07.960
awful hanging her a balloon that says you're the greatest,

692
00:46:08.039 --> 00:46:15.199
and then write in the fiction all right, oh, we

693
00:46:15.280 --> 00:46:23.039
never talked about the election on Just accept this balloon

694
00:46:23.119 --> 00:46:28.440
for the treehouse that says You're the greatest, all right.

695
00:46:28.440 --> 00:46:30.119
Thanks for hanging out with us. We will see you

696
00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:34.400
back in here tomorrow, right here inside the treehouse.