It's A Slippery Slope | The Treehouse Podcast | It's Friday #38

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It is time to leave your worries
outside and come laugh with us right here

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inside the treehouse on a frad day. May twenty four, twenty twenty four.

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Sure, if you're keeping track,
that is five twenty four twenty four.

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Yay for numbers, Raja know you're
a bit of a numerologist. Does

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that date hold any special meaning anything? We should be doing lotto tickets or

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getting out our tenfoil hats? What's
the deal? So it's oh five and

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then two four six two four six. That's not if you want to do

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in multiples of three, I would
get a lot of your tickets, right,

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Oh five? What so five may? Yep? May four two plus

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four six two plus four twenty four
six? Okay, so then I should

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get a pick three of five six
six. Yes, Hey, I understood

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that. For a second there,
I thought I was stuck back doing a

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math problem that I would never understand
on my SATs. Yeah, so I

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would do the five six six,
all right? So we all need to

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do five six six on a pick
three. We don't all need to do

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one of us needs to do.
If we all do it, I think

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the jackpot goes, isn't It isn't
it. How many people win? I

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don't know how it works. Yeah, it's divided amongst So let's just want

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just one of us do it and
then still divide it up three ways,

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or then we fight over it.
Well we murder that's how we like each

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other. Or do we pick off
people we don't like first? Well,

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we would have to get to you. That's the issue. It's the advantage

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I have here, That's right.
I mean you have no power, but

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we have to still. Can you
buy lottery tickets there? You can?

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You can buy lottery tickets here?
Really? M m Yeah? There is

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power ball, there is uh Mega
millions, there's the VI I lottery is

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a thing because without it, you
never have the dream of owning a generator

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large enough to where you no longer
need the power company. It's a it's

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not the most sustainable system, but
it is a system and it's in place.

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What does the jackpot of a v
I lottery look like? Seventeen bucks

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eighty six? That's actually, mister
smartass. It's a ninety two geog tracker.

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Two crabs in a storm. I've
actually been on a trail before Raj

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where it was mating season four crabs. It just happened to be Christmas Eve.

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It's Christmas Eve. We were on
the Reef Bay Trail a couple of

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years ago, and as we're making
our way down the path, we slowly

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recognized that the earth was a moving
and within a couple of seconds realized that's

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not the ground moving, but it
was, in fact, hundreds of hermit

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crabs that I guess we're we interrupted
their shelled out orgy. So then they

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all started dispersing as we came upon
them. That was a poor choice of

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words. That's the exact choice of
words I intended. Sir, Then well

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done, thank you. What is
that? If you don't mind me asking

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what is that? If you could
paint a picture of what that looks like,

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imagine so it's kind of rainy that
day, so imagine a lot of

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leaves on the ground on a hiking
trail, but very very beaten down path,

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right, So it's a good path. It's probably I don't know,

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it's like five or six feet wide, so it's pretty wide. It's almost

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a road. It actually may have
been a road at one point because I

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think because there is a sugar mill
at the base of the trail next to

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the water so it was a road
of some sort back at the turn of

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the nineteenth in the twentieth century,
okay, before a guy got crushed in

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the gears. So anyway, it's
a fairly wide road. It was wet

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with leaves because it had rained that
morning, and some of some of deering

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our hike. So then imagine the
wet leaves on the road on the path

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with a bunch of rocks that all
of a sudden start moving because the hermit

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crabs are in their shells and their
shells look like rocks. So then they

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all start moving away, and then
you realize, oh, those are all

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crabs. M m, yeah,
gotcha. When you see two or three

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at first, like heyl crab,
then you realize you're surrounded by hundreds,

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you're like, holy shit, we
are outnumbered. Okay, that is ah

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And and then you continued on the
hike. You didn't turn back around.

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Yeah that was fine. Yeah,
that's Look, they're not They're not going

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to kill you. And even if
they tried, it would be a very

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slow assault. They might eventually take
you over. It would but it would

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take hours. I'm pretty sure I
could run through them. That's that's my

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fear. Is the hours is because
you were hiking, which is also now

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you're away from people. Yes,
and it's not like those giant Australian crabs

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that you know, are they coconut
crabs or something where Yeah, I don't

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have a golf club. Oh my
god, hermit crab? How big is

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that? Crabs are tiny? Okay, some are tiny summer that the size

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of your fist. That's not bad. Yeah, you can kick that.

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I mean, you're a pretty fit
guy. You can kick and run.

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Well, you can kick one,
but hundreds, I mean that's gonna hurt

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after a while. Yeah. I
think you don't want to do is run

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and trip over one of them and
you hit your chin on the shell of

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another one and now you're knocked out, in which case they could then overrun

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you and take their time with you. That you don't want that. That's

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that's see, that's what happens to
me. That's and then that's the story.

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It's like, it's unbelievable. How
that's there's a one in ten billion

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chance that's me. That's why I
don't hike, and that's why I don't

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visit you. So I'm going to
tell that to people around the Island.

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You know the reason why my friend
doesn't come to visit. It's not because

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he's imaginary. It's because he's afraid
he's going to be overrun and eaten by

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hermit crabs. Yeah, what a
horrible way. You're not dealing with like

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crabs of that size. That's the
thing right there. That's Australia. Yeah,

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everything there kills you. That's a
nightmare land. Speaking of visiting other

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places, last week, we were
staying on Saint Thomas for a few days

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for an event. And I don't
know about you guys, because Trey,

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I know you're very busy. You
don't travel a whole lot. Raj you

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travel all the time for work,
but you typically get put up in hotels

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and things. So I don't know
what your level of Airbnb experience. Okay,

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I've never done it. Okay,
Well, I know that you both

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have done ride share a lot.
Do you covet your ride share ratings as

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as a customer as highly as Tara
and I covet our Airbnb customer rating?

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My Uber, I believe, is
a four point nine Okay, yeah,

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I believe mine is in that four
eight four nine range. The only reason

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it's not a full five stars was
a severe miscommunication between me and a driver

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in San Francisco a handful of years
ago, and I'm still perturbed by that

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because that was not my fault,
that was his. Yeah, I had

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one that stopped the ride because he
had an emergency, but I got penalized.

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You got ding for it, that
bastard did. I amazingly still have

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like a four to seven five.
And I say amazingly because you have to

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keep in mind with what I do. I have had to put many a

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drunk person in an uber and them
home on my personal account. Oh that's

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wrong. You need to have a
burner uber. I you know, I

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since then started, you know,
accounts for the different bars I have worked

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for. So but now what happens
if on your dime they throw up in

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that car? Because isn't that like
three hundred four dollars? Don't you have

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to it's like one hundred and fifty. So, you know, typically if

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they're bar customers, like I had
their credit card or at least their information,

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so if they did a little light
identity theft, no, I mean

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I've straight up to all of them, like you puke, You're paying for

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it? Okay, so they're aware. Yes, also Daddy needs some new

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slippers, and Daisy would like a
new chew toy, ironically because she has

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no teeth. Uh yeah, okay, Yeah, I've never airbnbad because I

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think and again I think this is
a theme of our show for when it

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comes to me, it's a very
white thing to do. No, it's

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not it. I'm pretty sure Airbnb
is on the DEI train. They're very

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much welcoming of having people of all
backgrounds welcomed into the homes of others.

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Yeah, I think you want people
to come in so you can kill them.

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I don't. I don't see a
lot. I don't see a lot

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of Indian Airbnbs. I mean,
we have hotels and motels. We do

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that, We do that. Are
you shunned if you don't stay in a

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hotel motel? So I'm going to
Reno and my buddy has two. So

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the club is putting me up in
Reno next week, so May thirty June

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second, I'll be in Reno.
The hotel the casino is putting me up.

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But my buddy has two hotels,
and I can't tell you how many

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times I've gotten Well, you know, you're staying here, right, so

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it is one of those. But
we don't people in our homes. We

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don't. You got to take a
shoes off. It smells like curry.

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It doesn't work. That's why it
doesn't make sense for us to airbnb.

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That's a very wide thing to do. And then I've also been I've seen

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the lifetime movie of the Airbnb Killer. That's a lifetime movie. Yes,

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it's based on the true story.
I don't know how much of it's true,

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but I'm good exactly a story is
extremely vague as opposed to the plethora

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of motel murders. Thank you,
Trey H. Do you think has more

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murders per capita the Airbnb on the
cliff Side that we stayed or any and

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all red roof ends. So okay, I'm so surprised that you said red

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roofins. So all the red roof
ins are Indian owned. Every sh'll be

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surprised. I said it quite intentionally. I did not know that. But

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it's all Indian owned. It's an
Indian owned company. So anyway, Yeah,

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Tara and I are very protective of
our five star Airbnb customer rating,

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so much so that we're the above
and beyond guests. Even when we stay

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in hotels, we're always really good
about trying to clean up after ourselves.

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Some people will just leave things a
mess. Now at airbnbs, sometimes some

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places will give you some checkout instructions. In addition to the time that you

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need to check out, they'll also
request you do certain things, like like

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in a hotel, they say,
lead the towels on the floor. They

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may do that. They may tell
you, like this place we just stayed

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in, go ahead and throw that
stuff in the washing machine and start a

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load. Cool, we can do
that. Take out the trash. Cool,

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we can do that. And when
you're on an island, they might

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have a few extra steps to take
because things are a little different here.

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Well, when it comes time for
us to take out the trash, we

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still were going to do that because
we protect that five star Airbnb rating.

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The thing that we roll the dice
on with that five star rating is if

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they decide to look in the trash
to see what we disposed of, because

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if they did, they might have
questions. And I do tend to think

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that if the airbnb host feels the
need to call the police to investigate the

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items that we've just thrown away that
might in fact hurt our five star Airbnb

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rating. For example, this last
week, when we stayed on Saint Thomas

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for an event, we took out
the trash and three main things were in

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the trash. Okay, okay,
one hundred foot cat five, ethernet cable,

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eggs and zip ties. Ethernet cable, eggs, zip ties. This

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is not a setup for a you
know, karnak bit. It sounds like

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it, but it's not. I
mean, that was just actually what was

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in our trash. So we're hoping
I think at this point we're in the

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clear. I think we already got
our five stars. But I'm assuming that's

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because they didn't sift through the garbage, because I'll admit that's a suspicious refuse.

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Like what do you what would you
glean if if you were the Airbnb

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person, what would you glean that
just happened when you get eggs, zip

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ties and Ethernet cable. So if
I'm the Airbnb host and I see those

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three items in my trash, I'm
going to assume that they use the ethernet

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cable to hunt down a victim and
thought that by disposing of the ethernet cable.

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It erased all the all the data
of the research in finding the victim,

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and then the zip ties were to
tie up the victim right, and

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then the eggs was just because they
made an omelet again. Now I'm going

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to go back to why I think
white people airbnb is you just associated all

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of that with murder. You know, I'm sorry, But whenever there are

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a number of zip ties anywhere,
in large quantities, that's most people's assumptions,

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Like with this happened the other day
when we were at the hardware store

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buying those zip ties because Tara's buying
multiple bags of the really large zip ties.

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Even the guy at the hardware store
is like, uh, why do

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you need so many zip ties,
to which we immediately responded event planner,

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and he's like okay, but he
was still kind of suspicious, so even

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I had to tell him, Look, there's there's there's two professions in which

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someone needs an inordinate amount of zip
ties, event planning and murdering or the

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third. I mean, you could
give the guy a wink and hand him

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your only dance card and you're never
gonna let that punchline gore. Ever,

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it's just zipline to the treehouse trunk. Isn't it a hard zip tire around

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the whole damn treehouse trunk with a
little sign with a little sign and a

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QR code in case people walk by
for my only day. I just assume

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the eggs is to get like kind
of like baby oiled up, like you

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just cracked the egg open and try
to get out of the zip tie.

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I wouldn't assume that you just cooked
it for your victims. And it was

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like, I'm gonna kill you put
these zip ties on. How do you

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like your omelet? That's a very
white way to murder. It's like I'm

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gonna make you a Denver omelet and
then we're gonna fucking kill you. Well,

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you could go extra and be like, well you're but you're the you're

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the protein in the omelet. Oh
no, that's too far. Oh yeah,

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you're in the tree house. Visit
us online at treehouseonair dot com.

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You're a judgy pair. Let's get
Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration into

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I'm not sure if you guys saw
this, but our group chat between me,

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a show, just in text form, right. And so the reason why

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I bring this up is because the
other day before even we were talking about

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my Bruce Lee Gift and Trey with
jokes because my power was out, and

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he sends a YouTube link to the
song I Have the Power by Snap.

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Before all that exchange happened was one
night I can't remember if it was you,

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Trey or U Raj in our group
text had taken a screenshot of your

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television to a little program on one
of the ESPN channels called slippery Stairs.

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That was me, I thought,
so. So I purposely did not click

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on this one because I thought,
let me bring it up on the show

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and maybe be and maybe have a
genuine reaction to it. And two because

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I didn't want to get sucked into
what I thought was you pulling a hose

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job on being rag trying to convince
us that something as stupid as slippery Stairs

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was actually airing on ESPN. So
that's where I am currently. Is it

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real? It is? It's uh, you know when they do the Oh

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show that uh they come up with
new and and and inventive things and and

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I'm embarrassed to say that. I
actually I watched about five minutes of slippery

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Stairs. And it's your fault,
Tray, it is your fault. We

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can no longer have good ESPN shows
and or talent. They keep laying them

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off because they're so talented, and
they're clouding the air waves for things like

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slippery Stairs. Yeah, and when
one of the guys said, you know,

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you know, he'd been training for
this his whole life because he lives

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a three story house. Did he
underestimate his opponent because the the guy that

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walks out says, well, I
grew up in a three story house with

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a basement, so I and an
attic. I don't know how you get

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that gig right, Like, how
do you get like the color commentary for

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slipper stairs? Yeah, because typically
the color commentator is the person that has

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played the sport correct and knows a
lot about the sport, so you can

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then give that essential commentary to those
of us that are less familiar with the

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sport we're watching. First of all, let me say, Roger, I'm

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disappointed you missed this one. Slippery
stairs is a wider sport than mountain climbing.

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I don't know, it sounds a
little Japanese game showy. It kind

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of does right up there with that
mx P or whatever the show was,

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where you'd have you'd have three doors
or four doors, and you know one

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or two of them. Actually,
I think if you had, like if

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you had three doors in front of
you, you had to pick which one

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to run through at full speed,
two of them had paper and one of

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them had like a brick wall behind
it. I think if it was a

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Japanese show, that the difference is
they be throwing things down the stairs at

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you. Oh, this is a
white show, so they give you a

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chance. This just needed a marshmallow
sponsorship. This is brought to you by

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Swiss miss u ra Should you ever
watch the brown it can't be sponsored by

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Coco Raj. Did you ever watch
the show wipe Out and think why didn't

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they just call it white out again? You walk? You help me with

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this so much. I appreciate that
you do this because I've had listeners go,

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you do a lot of race stuff, and I'm like, you,

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guys, do I don't we serve
it up? Wipe Out is a white

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persons sport or whatever that it's a
white person show. Uh. I love

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that show. Yeah, of course
you do, just like you like staying

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in airbnbs, Like it's the same
thing. There's the same level of like

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of extreme possibility, Like you can
you can be on wipe Out and get

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hit by whatever that wand thing is, or you can stay in Airbnb and

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get hit by one of those wan
things whatever that is. Like well,

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I mean, look, wipe Out
is just American ninja without any of the

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possibility of winning, yes, or
a ninja. Just just call it American

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people falling down that's what slippery stairs
is. Thank you for bringing it back

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to slippery stairs. So Trey slippery
stairs? Is it a sport? Or

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is it? How do you win
slippery stairs? I'm pretty sure I got

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the handle on how you lose.
You get to the top of the stairs.

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So it's very slippery, so it
looks like an oil pig. Okay,

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that's another. I think that's another
white sport or or like you know,

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they just everyone took a bath in
k Y and then tried to,

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you know, climb the stairs.
So it's King of the Mountain with lube,

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yeah and stairs. Okay, it's
astroblied with stairs. That's that's what

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it is. I mean, it's
I mean, we just rattled off a

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handful of really obvious sponsorship opportunities that
if ESPN is not taking advantage of their

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people need to be fired. I
don't know how, I mean, I

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mean, how do you not have
the astro glide to hundred? I don't

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know how cornhole isn't sponsored by stroke. Look, there's a very there's a

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very popular spot on Saint Thomas,
very historic called ninety nine Steps. They

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could do this like Grand Prix does, like the F one does and go

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around different famous steps around the world. The Great Wall of China, Hello,

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and Astroglide missed out on cornhole because
Johnsonville wanted got their meat sponsorship.

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Explain explain bushes baked beans. I
don't know how that works with cornhole,

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but they seemed to sponsored. Also, I'll tell you why, Raj,

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because the cornhole board is very reminiscent
of a port. I mean that's where

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if you eat enough bushes baked beans, you're going to squad over the corn

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hole. Yes, that makes sense. Now, Meanwhile, Johnsonville saw a

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hole, figured there braught wars would
be perfect to fit it, and there

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was no lub like, hey we
need to lube up this brought to put

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it in. I don't know.
I just know that there's a guy that

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plays cornhole that has no arms.
And if you can do that sport and

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he's sponsored, I'm like, if, okay, that's that's white people sport.

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Do you have no arms? Somehow
I have missed somehow I have missed

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the stump man. You have the
internet behind you on your TV just very

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quickly, so there is a stump
man that is professional. Yes, in

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the cornhole league. I've told you
guys before that Arnold Schwarzenegger's bastard son is

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also pro in that len Is he
really? Yeah? Wow, Okay,

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that's you know, the one that
looks like really looks like Arnold. Yeah,

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he's the one that looks exactly like
Arnold Schwarzeneger got it on with his

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homely maid and instead of getting into
the family business of either politics from the

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Kennedy's, well, no, he
couldn't do politics on the Kennedy side because

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that wasn't his mom. Uh instead
of getting into the movie business or I

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guess he could have done politics.
And that's what you know Arnold did you

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know was governor of California? Uh
so, and so instead he's he's blazing

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his own path to corn start them
and you can check your check your phones.

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Oh good, we're adding more fun
to our group chat quadruple Amputee and

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acl pro. Dayton Weber is an
unstoppable cornhole player. I give up.

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I just he is unstoppable, guys? Is he unstoppable? Really? He's

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very stoppable. I can speak of
it. I think you know what,

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how good would he be on Slippery
Stairs? He wins? You know that

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he'd be the best in that too, wouldn't he It's hard to slip on

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slippery stairs if you got no letters. I don't know how you get to

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the top with no arms, But
god damn, I'd watch it's a lot

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of gumption, Raj the determinations alone. I would watch that man try to

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goli. Well, let's see.
It's either a lot of determination or you

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get Arnold schwartzen Anger's bastard son to
put you in a papoose and the baby

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born take you to the top,
so you both foll okay, Yeah,

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yeah, it's very much a you
go, we go situation. Roger,

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I'm glad you laughed at that,
because I said that punchlines specifically fortrays benefit.

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I just got it. I'm gonna
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go

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out. I'm gonna take a break. I'm gonna go outside and throw myself

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down my stairs. You're listening to
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Jacqueline a little Birdie told me that
you do plumbing classes for people. I

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do. I don't typically do it
for homeowners, but I have in the

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past done classes for investors. So
there's an investor. It's a group and

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it's called Oh God, what are
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teach the average Joe how to invest
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what we call essentially road trips,
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talk about things that you should keep
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to them. But I've got two
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to understand the functionality of plumbing from
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call it plumbing one on one for
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leave your warriors outside and let us, you know, make your day a

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little bit better by dipping our toes
and the big pool of stupid. Instead,

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we have jumped all in, We've
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the enjoyment of Raj and Trey.
So this segment of the show brought to

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wants and needs, especially if you
know you have a hard time wrenching and

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tightening and loosening things yourself because you
have no opiniages because you're a stump person.

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As I say, we damn sure
didn't swan dive into this. What's

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the what's the Rodney Dangerfield movie?
It's the triple of the Triple Lindy that

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is back to School. It's a
quadruple or like Pong. Yeah, I

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believe if there is a video game
character that quadruple amputee professional cornhole player Dayton

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Weber resembles the most, it's Pong, Definitely. He's kind of cubridish.

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Hubert's got legs. Sonic has arms
and legs, although when he goes really

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fast, he's just rolling. So
Trey, I get that. Tell everybody

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what we're doing. Oh, trust
me, they know they know that if

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they've already made it into the third
segment of this show, they know what

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happened in the second. They know
we're talking about Stumpy. I'm sorry,

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Dayton Weber, the professional cornhole player
that I didn't even know existed. And

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look, I didn't know until you
know, I don't know about twenty minutes

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or so ago, that there was
a sport I'm going to use that term

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loosely called slippery Stairs airing on one
of the ESPN channels, which further which

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gives us more evidence as to the
theory that life truly does seem to imitate

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art, because all the way back
in Dodgeball, the movie it would Dodgeball,

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the Dodgeball tournament taking place in Vegas
was happening on ESPN and The O

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Show. And now it really feels
like ESPN watched that movie and said,

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man, that's a good idea for
a channel, and now they're doing it.

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Except it's not being, you know, shown all the way down on

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ESPN The Oh Show. It's actually
up on one of the top three channels

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of ESPN. It might be it's
probably on after pardon the interruption, slippery

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Stairs into around the Horn Hard in
the interruption followed by professional Cornhole. It's

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the new ESPN. I just I
just think the whole background of Cornple was

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this guy's make a wish, give
him one thing that he can win,

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the guy with no arms and no
legs, the champion. The champion told

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him his secrets, and then oh
shit, he's gonna live Johnsonville. You

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know, it seems like we're all
going to be going to hell, and

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clearly Hell is full of slippery stairs. Let's just let's just embrace it,

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or as or as Dayton Weber does
with everything, lean into it. So

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I am now going to go over
to share screen mode and take a look

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at this video that Trey sent us
on YouTube, and that is very aptly

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titled Quadruple Amputee and acl pro Dayton
Weber is unstoppable. Okay, you know,

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up until that line right there,
tre I thought, you know what,

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we should extend an invitation for mister
Webber to come on the show and

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talk to us about his journey.
You can't be that far. But now

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I'm pretty sure that opportunity is gone
away. Okay, I just want to

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watch I just want people to watch
this. I'm afraid to watch this because

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I'm afraid you two are gonna silence
my microbuck. Don't you dare you leave

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that thing on? All right,
so here we go. Let's watch this

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quadruple amputee and ACL pro Dayton Weber
is unstoppable. One minute of gameplay the

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All Cornhole Tournament. It looks like
sponsored by Johnsonville. All right, So

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there he is. He's got his
jersey on. It looks like okay,

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yeah, so he's definitely a quadruple
amputee. He's got he does have two

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arms, but they're both looking to
be amputated around the elbow and legs also

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amputated what looks to be upper thigh. So okay, here we go for

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years. There he goes one cost. He's already better than I am.

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He put his two elbow stumps together
with the bean bag and tossed it right

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into the ACL red zone on the
Johnsonville brought board, and he's cocky about

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it. He goes right in the
hole and he's smiling. He's like,

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yeah, right, right, he's
mostly cocky, Dan, Well, you

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gotta go with what's left for years. Right in the hole, his competitor

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next to him with two arms and
two legs, missus, a couple of

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outs of the right can date whoever
take advantage your back to gona be good.

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Second toss. Dayton Weber's back in
the hole and he's he's making the

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face you make when you're really really
good at something, like you purse your

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lips like you're like, yeah,
take that. Meanwhile, his competitor now

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has to has to actually walk back
into position. He's up four points in

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the round out for two bags from
each. Your competitor steps up. He

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tosses, and it does not go
in the hole. Before he's got a

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lot of room to work with.
Dayton Webber up right in the hole again.

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Now the competitor and this next throw
he gets one. All right,

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it is It is pretty cool when
you're trying to hype up the crowd and

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you do the arms like everybody makes
some boys type of thing and yeah,

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they responded, it's not like you
needed all the arms to get them to

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cheer. Instead of finger guns,
he gives them elbow guns. Finger guns.

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I think I could still do it
if he would like, instead of

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finger guns, if he would blow
out both stumps like yeah, yeah,

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it's like you know what it's instead
of finger guns. It's more like stumpy

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muskets. But I'm with you.
I think you absolutely go that route like

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I would if I was, Yeah, I'd on him like, yeah,

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I see what I did there,
because it's it really is rubbing rubbing salt

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in the wound of your competitor that's
got two arms and two legs that you

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just kicked the everleven crap out of. Yes, that's what I'm saying.

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I as that the other guy.
I don't know how you like he's so

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good, like he really kicked him. Yeah, if if if you're dating

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Weber, are you insulted if the
competitor reaches his hand out to shake you

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to say good game, and then
says, man, you really kicked the

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ship out of me. I would
just I would just put my hand up

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like a high five. But I
don't think it matters because then this guy

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can then roll away, uh to
the trophy presentation and then take the check

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for all the money he just by
beating your ass in professional corn hole?

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Okay, how much money? And
how much money is he winning? Do

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we know? Look they're on TV. They got sponsors, multiple sponsors.

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Okay, I just want to I
mean, I don't know what his I

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don't know what his actual winnings are, but I bet he's also got some

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personal sponsorship opportunities there. I'd also
like to point out, as I'm about

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to type into Google, I just
on MSN just got a thing for a

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pop up for a Dodgeball movie thing. So the internet's listening in real time.

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Uh huh. I just uh collect
the checks, he just can't endorse

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them. The ACL Pro division will
be the only skill level within the ACL

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that will have a guarantee prize pool. The minimum ACL Pro guaranteed prize pool

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is one million dollars spread across all
ACL Pro events, doubled from twenty twenty

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one to twenty twenty four. So
the people also ask how much do ACL

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Pro players make? According to the
twenty twenty three money list, only one

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ACL Pro earned more than that.
Only fourteen ACL pros earned more than thirty

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thousand dollars. Only about thirty of
those pros earned more than someone working a

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full time minimum wage job. The
average cornhole earnings of the ACL pros on

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the list was a little over seven
thousand dollars. Man, that dude is

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doing that for seven grand, Although
it does say here for the twenty twenty

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one ACL World Championships, there will
be a guaranteed minimum payout of one hundred

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and fifty thousand dollars. That's one. Sure, it's it's balloon since then

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ballooned a win for the balloon joke. I am too. You just can't

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tie it to that guy. There
it is, you found it, okay,

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yeah, so, I mean it's
one Trey. What do you think

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is more difficult to find that punchline
or Dayton Weber in a ballpit. You're

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you're going straight to hell for that
one. I don't know where the fucking

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your brain that came out of.
I'm so proud of you, a very

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very dark I'll tell you this though, You'll never look at a ball bit

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the same way again. Good luck
the next time you're a chucky cheese,

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you gotta be careful on those.
You know what you should do, because

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this means now you've got to tell
your kids when you go to chuck e

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cheese before they get in the ball
bit. You have to tell them to

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watch out for this scary date and
Weber in there. It's the best episode

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ever. I bet Date Weber disagrees. We will see you next time inside

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the tree house, unless we all
go down the slip slippery stairs of death

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to Hell. I've been doing it