April 14, 2025

It's Always The Husband's Fault | Monday April 14, 2025

It's Always The Husband's Fault | Monday April 14, 2025

We start off the week with a bang.  First, Dan plays a game of "Tell us you're getting old without telling us you're old".  Then, we learn about a teacher who slept with a student and blamed her husband.  Next, we talk about SWA and the new baggage...

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We start off the week with a bang. First, Dan plays a game of "Tell us you're getting old without telling us you're old". Then, we learn about a teacher who slept with a student and blamed her husband. Next, we talk about SWA and the new baggage wars, a gay beam machine, and a Bloodsport remake. But first, Birthdays!

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan ol Mallley. He's

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Trey Trendholme. Today is Monday, April fourteenth, twenty twenty five.

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Happy to have you inside the treehouse. It's the beginning

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of a new week, and I'm starting out a little,

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a little little bum. I got a bum wing trail.

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You can see across the studio there I got. I

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look like I'm wearing like one shoulder pad on one

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side of my body. That's just a it's probably melted

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by now, but I take it out. That's my ice

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pack on my bum shoulder. I now have a bum shoulder.

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What'd you do?

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Man?

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I don't know. That's the worst thing about getting older

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is you get injured and you don't know from what

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or And this is my this is my favorite thing.

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You'll do something that actually started the process of an injury,

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but it doesn't complete the process of the injury until

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you do something seemingly innocuous like sneeze or get out

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of bed, or just bend over to tie a shoe.

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And that's when all of a sudden you can't walk,

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when in reality it was because you were moving or uh,

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you know, lugging pavestones around the backyard or something. That's

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what started it. But then you like just go one

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morning and just you're just a puddle of yellow on

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the floor. So I don't know what I did to

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my shoulder. I just know it hurts. It's hurt for

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like a month. It feels like when I jacked up

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my rotator cuff when I was like fourteen. That's what

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it feels like, except it won't go away because I

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keep doing little things to reaggravate it.

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Well, you know, there's a good chance if you jacked

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up your rotator cuff before that, this is now coming

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back to haunt you.

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I know. But betray when I jacked up my rotator

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cuff before one two, Oh my god, that was thirty

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years ago.

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Oh sweet Jesus, did you have it repaired?

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Then?

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No, it was fine. It really wasn't even that bad

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of an injury at the time. Like I heard it

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playing football and didn't know it until I went to

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baseball practice and picked up the baseball to try to

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throw it, and it buckled me to my knees. That's

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when I realized, Oh, now I know what a rotator cuff.

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Is he had me do was He gave me an

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anti inflammatory and said, rested for two weeks, you should

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be fine. It was an inflamed rotator cuff with tendonitis.

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That's kind of what it feels like now. Unfortunately, our

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current medical system doesn't allow me to self diagnose and

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just say, I know what the problem is. Can we

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try this before you charge me thousands of dollars to

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meet my deductible for the year. Just give me an

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anti inflammatory and let's see if that works. If it doesn't,

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then I'll come give you buckets of money.

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Well, first of all, there's a wonderful anti inflammatory called

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ibuprofen over the counter.

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I think I'm kind of numb unfortunately to that.

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So let me ask you the first question. How long

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has this been bothering you?

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About a month?

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Okay, how long? How much rest have you been given it.

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I've been trying to give it a lot of rest.

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Like I haven't even done any weights at the gym

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in like three weeks, so that's a big thing. But

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I've done other things to aggravate it. Like the other

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day I put on a shirt and that hurt really,

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really bad because I I see. I see how I

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can't even move my shoulder past here right now?

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The other day the other can you can you raise

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your like.

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Yeah, I can raise it. It's stiff, but I can

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do it. That's also at least it's probably stiff because

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I had the ice back on it.

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But well, yeah, typically if you can't raise your arm

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above your head, that's rotator cuff.

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I can feel it like it hurts right here when

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I make the l with my with my arm. You

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know that looks like I'm about to testify before Congress. Uh,

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that's that hurts when I hold it in that position.

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I can raise it up and it probably hurt, but

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I can feel it.

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You probably got like a torn laborm or some stuff

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floating around in there that you know, a little orthoscopic surgery.

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Get that cleaned up.

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Why are you taking me straight to surgery, doctor Trendholm,

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Come on, bones, let's can we do like a little

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non invasive work first.

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You can all day long, but at a certain point,

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especially especially if you were a baseball player, you gave

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your shoulder a lot of wear and tear throwing the ball,

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and so chances are you've got some loose cartilage and really,

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at the end of the day, it doesn't disappear. It

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just has to be cleaned up.

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I just hate thinking about what you said, like you

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probably just have something floating around in there, because things

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just floating around in space have never caused any problems ever.

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Well, unfortunately, the human joints, especially the shoulder, which is

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just a remarkable joint, but the nature's padding, which is

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cartilage kind of like every other padding, you know, after

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a while becomes Warren Haggard and it just starts breaking

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off in pieces.

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Oh sweet Mother of God. So here's here's my new.

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This is what I'm going to try before going to

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the doctor. Okay, what I'm going to do is because

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when I was fourteen, it went to the sports med doctor.

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He gave me an anti inflammatory called Naperson. I still

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remember it. So what I'm gonna do is I believe

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the over I believe the over the counter equivalent to Naperson,

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the anti inflammatory is a leave. So what I'm going

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to do is go get a bucket.

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Of a leave.

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And self medicate for like a week for sure, maybe two,

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and just take that and see how it does well.

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If you really want to be smart about it, There's

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something else you should do, which is go get a

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sling and put your arm in it and reduce the

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motion of your shoulder as much as possible.

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I think I can do that, although I think my

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wife's gonna look at me and say, oh God, I'm

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married a puffin man.

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Yeah, she's gonna do that anyways.

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Oh, come on, that's done.

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He's trade Trendhome. Today is Monday, April fourteenth, twenty twenty five.

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Enough complaining out of me, let's step into some serious,

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serious stupid news. There's been a huge spate of teachers

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going absolutely crazy with screwing their students lately, and this

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is the one. While they all stand out on their own,

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this is the one that stood out especially far for me. Look,

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I talk for a living, but this story has actually

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left me speechless. A teacher at an elite Catholic boys'

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school in Ohio admitted she had sex with a seventeen

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year old student and sent him nudes. And that's not

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even the most shocking part. Are you ready for this?

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When her husband filed for divorce, she blamed him for neglect.

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All right, I've gathered a few thoughts. Being cheated on

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is an awful feeling, but there are degrees to it.

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Your wife banging a student is the worst. Any One

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else in the school would have been way better, Like

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it wouldn't have been as bad if she had hooked

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up with the principal or the school resource officer. Hell,

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even the janitor would have been better than a student.

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Was the lunch lady available that might have spiced things up,

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or the woodshop teacher for obvious reasons? But is there

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anything scarier than your teacher wife hooking up with a student.

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I mean, you had the story a couple of weeks

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ago where the teacher was hooking up with multiple students

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and making him wear the scream mask.

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The only thing scarier than your teacher wife hooking up

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with a student is her getting railed by multiple students

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at the same time while wearing scream masks, which also

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happened recently. Trey your thoughts.

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I mean, you know, the uh, the inner child in me,

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you know, goes, well, why couldn't my hot teacher's been

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like this? I think of the Pete Davidson sketch on

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SNL and you know, go, hey, good on you. But

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the adult in me goes, oh, this is awful. Uh,

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you know, bad teacher. Although he's seventeen, technically most states,

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you're an adult. But yeah, the.

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Husband, it's still an authority position, a position of power,

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possibly taking advantage of someone a little on the naive side.

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I mean, did you know a lot of seventeen year

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old guys that you know wouldn't have loved to have

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been taken advantage of by their teacher?

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Yeah?

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I mean yeah, I still remember in high school hearing

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about that. Was that Mary kay Laturno, And I think

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there might have been a couple of other isolated, very

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isolated instances where a teacher hooked up with a student.

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And yeah, most of us in high school, you know,

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junior seniors like raise their hands. Yeah, okay, sure, yeah,

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as long as it's not missus Reynolds, my ap English teacher,

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then I'm open. But to go and blame the husband afterwards,

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is some truly next level sociopathic gas lighting type stuff

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going on. I mean, you know, he, well, my husband

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neglected me, so I decided to screw the football team.

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I mean, maybe he was he wasn't being attentive to

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her needs. Maybe maybe he wasn't asking her about her day.

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Yeah, because that's what a seventeen year old's gonna do.

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Maybe he made her, you know, pick where they had

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to eat.

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It's easy when all you want is a happy meal.

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You just want some Dino nuggets.

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Chuck e cheese all day.

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Yeah, you want to jump in the ball pit with me?

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Oh seems a little crowded, honey, But it.

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Really is troubling the fact that this teacher has sex

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with a seventeen year old student then accused her a

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husband of neglect when he filed for divorce.

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Wow, yeah, that's uh man, I it's it's just an extreme,

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extreme version of things I've been through before. You know,

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where I've got upset with some what I was dating

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because I said I'd had a bad day and she

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didn't ask you know why what happened? Was I okay anything?

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And uh but that I it was my fault, you know,

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because I expected I should have just told her what

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was going on, And how dare I expect her to ask.

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About your day?

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Huh?

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I don't feel like you were in the wrong on

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that one. I feel like, hey, honey, how is your day.

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It isn't just a good foundational thing to have in

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a relationship, it's just polite, Well how are you.

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I'm Dan, He's Trey. Today is Monday, April fourteenth, twenty twenty. Trey,

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are you ready for the baggage wars?

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Sure? Who's got the most emotional or what I'm gonna

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win that one? No?

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Like actual baggage luggage luggage wars. Maybe I should have

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been more specific.

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Like airlines.

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Yes, yes, we talked about this. Last month, Southwest Airlines

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ended its bags fly free policy, and now other airlines

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are swooping in to steal those pissed off customers. Delta

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Airlines is directly targeting Southwest customers by offering Elite status

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for switching loyalty to Delta instead. Southwest A List members

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will be elevated to Delta's Gold Medallion status, which comes

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with benefits such ads, free checked bag each way, priority

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security line access, and priority boarding Frontier Airlines also when

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so promotion offering customers a package that included free checked baggage.

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This is exactly what we said was going to happen.

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But I believe the devil's in the details with this

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because it's a free check bag, because you can only

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your carry on can only be so like, got you

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talking about checked on like your carry on.

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For Delta, they're talking about a free checked bag each way,

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plus priority security, line access and priority boarding. Frontier announced

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a promotion offering customers a package that included free checked baggage.

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So you're right. Neither one of those mentions carry ons,

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which carry ons is a separate thing that most of

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the airlines have said they are going to start adopting

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the European rules on that, which is a smaller carry on.

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They're just so far they're targeting that free checked bag

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policy that Southwest used to have. Now with the Frontier thing,

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it says this is a promotion that they announced, so

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since it's a promotion that may not be permanent, the

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Delta thing, the Delta thing looks to be a permanent

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thing going after Southwest priority customers.

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I mean, I think Spirit's going to get involved.

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No, no, you pay for everything on Spirit. They're not

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changing their model.

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They're going to elevate you. They'll actually get your bag

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where you're going.

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I mean, yeah, I'm surprised that's not already a fee,

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because in my mind, Spirit would charge you a fee

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to put the bag on the plane. If you want

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to get the bag back when you get to your destination,

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that would be an additional fee. It's not, but it

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wouldn't surprise me if they ever went that route, especially

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since they're going through bankruptcy stuff. Now, keep in mind

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the bags fly free policy that Southwest ended did not

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go over well with its customer. Southwest has received a

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lot of criticism for the decision to end its policy

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of free checked baggage, but Southwest Airlines has remained insistent

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that it will move forward with a new policy no

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matter how much criticism the company receives from angry customers. Look,

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this is interesting. I support not cow telling to a

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few angry Yelp reviewers, But if you've managed to piss

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off all your customers and you don't care, that's bad business.

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Now.

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Granted, I don't have a business degree and I've never

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been the CEO of a fortune five hundred company. But

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I know stupid and this is stupid.

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Well, it'll it'll. It remains to be seen if their

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numbers go down. But I'm sure one of the things Southwest,

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you know, is counting on is especially like Dallas for example,

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I don't care how mad people get at Southwest. Flying

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out of love Field is far more convenient if you

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live inside the city of Dallas than it is is

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going to DFW. And that's even you know, huff and

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puff and everything else. But at the end of the day,

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people are still going to fly Southwest because of convenience.

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For that specific thing. Yes, However, so many people live

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around Dallas, right, It's they live in the suburbs around it.

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Like if you live in Plano, it's actually easier to

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go to DFW and might take less time than it

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would be to drive to love Field you live in

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Fort Worth. Same thing. The other thing this opens is,

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and I don't think they can do it because of

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ordinances and local laws, is would there ever be an

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opportunity for Alliance Airport north of Fort Worth to open

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itself up a little bit and be a little bit

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more like love Field and try to take on some

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of that regional carrier stuff, so people aren't driving from

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Wataga to Dallas.

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Does Alliance even have like commercial flights?

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I think it's all private, but I mean you've got

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infrastructure there. They can do it.

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They could, and I believe there was Wasn't there an

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airline that tried it and it failed. I mean I

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don't even know. Uh you know, JSX has become pretty

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popular as kind of a upper tier way to travel.

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I mean it's it's what is airlines?

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Huh what is JSX?

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It's a it's a startup airline. Where they fly I

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think it's MB eighties, but they're all like first class seats.

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There's only like eighty seats on a plane, I think,

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and uh they go, you know, like Dallas to love

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Field is one of their big routes. I'm sorry, I

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mean Dallas to Vegas got it, okay, But they fly

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out of love Field and uh, you know, they seem

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to be doing doing pretty well. I mean over our lives,

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we've seeing a number of airlines come and go that

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have tried to like take on Southwest and that model.

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Maybe maybe that is a good A good answer is

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you basically have three types of airlines, right, you have

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the riff raff, which would be your Spirit Airlines and

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your other you know, low budget carriers where God only

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knows what's going to happen on those flights. Then you

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have the middle upper like the ones you're talking about

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that it's uh, it's nice, but it's not quite Emirates nice.

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And then Emirates would be like the uber luxury where

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you've got the bar and the showers and the beds

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and and Jennifer Aniston is in the seat next to

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you type of stuff. Because that that middle road where

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Southwest typically occupies, or a bunch of these other ones.

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I think it's just they're going to have to decide

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which way do they want to go. Do they want

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to go cheap or do they want to go a

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little higher end?

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Well it and this will be a really good litmus

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test in business wise because Southwest is based now controlled

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by a large hedge fund type you know operation, and it.

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Comes with all the hedge fundy type ideas like pissing

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off your customers and saying you know what, you know

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this policy we've had for years that you all love

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f you.

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And if customers actually take the fu to saying okay,

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we're going to fly another carrier. Sooner or later, they'll

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they'll change their policy. But I'm sure what they're betting

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on is that they'll ride out the storm and people

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will fly south keep flying Southwest.

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Don't let them do it. People, don't let them. Don't

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let him grip you so tightly by the scrowt.

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Well, it's where it's risky is. Southwest has not exactly

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had a stellar like, let's say, last five years. I

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mean they're a computer problem away from having an absolute meltdown.

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Yeah, you've given me an idea.

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They've got update from Windows ninety eight.

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Dan Olmley. He is Trey Trendholme. Today is Monday, April fourteenth,

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two thousand, twenty five. Already been a lot of excitement

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in today's show, a lot of interesting moments, and this

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is going to be one that stands out from the rest.

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All Right, all right, Trey, have you heard of the

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gay beam machine. It's not from the same company that

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did the mystery machine from Scooby Doo. This is a

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very different thing.

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Just FYI, the gay beam machine, I have not heard

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of that.

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Prepare to be enlightened, Trey.

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All Right.

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A Christian nationalist pastor named Andrew Isker made an inflammatory

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claim on his podcast that he calls the number one

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Christian nationalist podcast in the world.

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Isn't Christian nationalist another way for white supremacists.

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You'd have to ask a pastor, uh ask isker Iker

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whatever it is. Anyway, here he is to tell you,

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Trey about the gay beam machine.

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Patriot at was act was passed.

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Right, give me a break, Like I had to be

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molested at the airport to go to Florida, right just

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to get on an airplane because I'm not going to

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go through the the gay beam machine.

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At this point, I wasn't sure if he was just

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kind of joking around and like being kind of silly

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on his number one white Christian nationalist podcast in the

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world type of thing. But then he goes then he

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goes deeper.

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An airplane because I'm not going to go through the

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the gay beam machine.

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I didn't let Cej do it. I wouldn't let him

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do it.

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I said, you're getting padded down to buddy, I don't

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want them turning you gay.

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It appears having a guy touch you all over the

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place is on its face, seems worse.

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But you don't really know what's going on, what those

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things are doing to you.

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So where the imaging goes or what the.

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Yeah, because it's like yeah, like yeah, who they can

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just take a picture of me, Like no.

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Virtual adrenochrome system back there?

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Yeah?

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Maybe maybe so.

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The gay be machine. Really, so.

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We're now questioning the technology of X ray, yes, and

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other imaging devices that I'm sure you'd be happy to

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have if you were hurting in the hospital.

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But and.

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This just sounds like the This just sounds like the

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excuse they're going to use when they get busted with

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another man. It's not my fault you caught me kissing Kyle.

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I mean, it's that gay b machine at the airport.

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That mustache. That guy kind of looks like he you know,

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you could find him in a in a gay bar

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on a Sunday afternoon. But you know, and and in fact,

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most people would find having someone else touch you all

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over would be far more violating than the gay beam machine.

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Yeah, and and he and he touches on that in

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here by saying, I sy, I'll back it up here

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a gay beam machine go.

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To Florida right just to get on an airplane because

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I'm not going to go through the the gay beam machine.

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So he's not going to go through the gay beam

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machine because he thinks the machine will turn you gay.

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But there's still the problem trade like you brought up

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of the physical pat down.

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I didn't let SEEJ do it. I wouldn't le him

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do it.

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I said, you're getting padded down to buddy, I don't

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want them turning you gay. It appears having a guy

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touch you all over the place is, on its face,

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seems worse.

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See see he's he's truly, he's truly analyzing here.

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But you don't really know what's going on those things

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are doing to you.

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So where the imaging goes or whatever. Yeah, so he's

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saying that being touched is better, But it's sort of

476
00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:14.240
like the better bad choice. He doesn't want to be

477
00:29:14.319 --> 00:29:17.559
turned instantly gay by the gay beam machine at the airport,

478
00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:22.920
so he's electing for the physical molestation by TSA agents.

479
00:29:23.079 --> 00:29:29.519
And he still thinks that even that is dangerous territory

480
00:29:29.559 --> 00:29:33.920
because that can also turn you gay. But it's a

481
00:29:33.920 --> 00:29:37.359
better choice than them having the digital images of your

482
00:29:37.400 --> 00:29:40.519
naked body. And that's the other aspect of love about this.

483
00:29:40.519 --> 00:29:42.519
This is one of the things that it always fascinates

484
00:29:42.559 --> 00:29:47.000
me with dudes thinking that there's some perv in the

485
00:29:47.039 --> 00:29:49.440
back room that just can't wait to see the naked

486
00:29:49.440 --> 00:29:52.759
photo of you. Look, I'm looking at this guy. No

487
00:29:52.839 --> 00:29:55.000
one wants to see a naked photo of this dude.

488
00:29:56.759 --> 00:29:59.119
And that's that's one of the things that's always fascinated me.

489
00:29:59.200 --> 00:30:01.079
When people say want to do that, they're gonna be

490
00:30:01.119 --> 00:30:03.960
looking at me. Are you do? You think you're so hot?

491
00:30:04.359 --> 00:30:06.440
That's that that some man is not going to be

492
00:30:06.480 --> 00:30:10.839
able to control himself around you. I mean, my god,

493
00:30:10.960 --> 00:30:12.640
that's that's some serious ego.

494
00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:18.079
And he doesn't know what the gay beam machine looking

495
00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:21.400
at him, because what they'd find is a unicorn that sparkles.

496
00:30:25.720 --> 00:30:31.599
And you're right with that mustache. He looks like a walrus.

497
00:30:30.799 --> 00:30:47.839
He's beyond Bear dot com A Briley.

498
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You're in the Treehouse. Visit us online a Treehouse on

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Com for all things a Treehouse for all things Treehouse.

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Let's go to Treehouse on Air dot com. On our

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website you can get past shows, links, contact info, and more,

503
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including the all new Treehouse Talkback feature, which we will

504
00:31:10.839 --> 00:31:15.640
be playing tomorrow. So you can go to Treehouse on

505
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Air dot com, click on the microphone on the lower

506
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right hand corner and you can leave us a message

507
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right there and we'll get it and then we might

508
00:31:23.160 --> 00:31:25.640
use it on the show tomorrow. We are going to

509
00:31:25.680 --> 00:31:30.240
feature some of those Treehouse talkback messages right here inside

510
00:31:30.240 --> 00:31:32.480
the Treehouse Show. So go to Treehouse on Air dot

511
00:31:32.519 --> 00:31:35.559
com today. This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, O'Malley.

512
00:31:35.559 --> 00:31:39.160
He's trade Trenholm. Before we get into birthdays, there is

513
00:31:39.200 --> 00:31:41.759
one more little part I wanted to touch on inside

514
00:31:42.759 --> 00:31:48.599
the Gay Beammachine Worry from the Christian Nationalist Pastors podcast.

515
00:31:49.640 --> 00:31:53.680
That's a lot of titles. So he's afraid of the

516
00:31:53.680 --> 00:31:57.240
big gig, the big gay beam machine at the airport.

517
00:31:58.640 --> 00:32:01.200
He doesn't like being padded down either, But he'd rather

518
00:32:01.279 --> 00:32:04.680
be padded down than have someone get free neked images

519
00:32:04.680 --> 00:32:07.720
of him to do whatever with when he's not around,

520
00:32:08.160 --> 00:32:12.039
or keeping in some sort of file somewhere because they're

521
00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:14.240
just waiting for him to walk through and going, oh,

522
00:32:14.319 --> 00:32:16.400
thank god, it's him.

523
00:32:16.559 --> 00:32:18.559
I mean, and maybe you know, because you know, sometimes

524
00:32:18.599 --> 00:32:20.519
in a pat down you get a cavity.

525
00:32:20.200 --> 00:32:27.000
Search only if you're really lucky. But you heard it

526
00:32:27.039 --> 00:32:31.079
in that clip. His co host interjected to speculate that

527
00:32:31.160 --> 00:32:36.759
the gay beam machine scanning process might somehow involve virtual adenochrome,

528
00:32:36.799 --> 00:32:39.519
which is a reference to the chemical compound produced by

529
00:32:39.519 --> 00:32:43.039
the oxidation of adrenaline, which plays a big role in

530
00:32:43.160 --> 00:32:47.839
QAnon lore about wealthy elites and alleged child trafficking rings.

531
00:32:48.440 --> 00:32:53.640
Iker and Ingle, the two hosts these critical thinkers, moved

532
00:32:53.640 --> 00:32:57.319
to Tennessee with aims of creating a community of heritage

533
00:32:57.400 --> 00:33:01.039
Americans who are depicted in their social media posts with

534
00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:04.960
images of Norman Rockwell's idyllic depictions of mid century life,

535
00:33:05.319 --> 00:33:09.319
and they have explicitly stated their longing for the American

536
00:33:09.319 --> 00:33:13.359
way of life before women joined the workforce and civil

537
00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:18.880
rights ruined everything. I don't care what Howard Stern and

538
00:33:19.000 --> 00:33:22.880
Rush Limbaugh said throughout their careers, these guys are the

539
00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:25.279
real shock jocks.

540
00:33:26.599 --> 00:33:29.440
That's uh, I.

541
00:33:29.480 --> 00:33:32.720
Mean before civil rights ruined everything?

542
00:33:32.799 --> 00:33:33.000
Yeah?

543
00:33:33.160 --> 00:33:39.119
God, oh, I mean the whole pedophile thing. Unfortunately, Epstein

544
00:33:39.200 --> 00:33:42.680
has really thrown a wrench and us making complete fun

545
00:33:42.680 --> 00:33:43.440
of those idiots.

546
00:33:44.960 --> 00:33:48.880
Yeah, but these two idiots, they're a fair game.

547
00:33:49.319 --> 00:33:52.119
Yeah. The fact you want to go to pre World

548
00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:52.839
War two.

549
00:33:54.240 --> 00:33:57.400
Time and let's hop in the way back machine to

550
00:33:57.440 --> 00:34:00.319
where most of us don't have rights anymore, but.

551
00:34:00.440 --> 00:34:04.799
Me and and women and women joined the workforce. Now

552
00:34:04.839 --> 00:34:07.960
did they want to Were they okay with women voting?

553
00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:11.440
Or they trying to get that knocked off too.

554
00:34:12.440 --> 00:34:15.480
I don't know their thoughts on the suffrage movement, but

555
00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:19.480
I I have an idea.

556
00:34:19.880 --> 00:34:25.280
Yeah, so they're what, go ahead, They're not all wrong. Wow,

557
00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:31.920
sounds like they just got a new listener. Terrey's signing

558
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:34.519
up for their Patreon right now. All right, let's salvage

559
00:34:34.559 --> 00:34:36.360
this mess with birthdays.

560
00:34:38.480 --> 00:34:42.719
Today is Monday, April fourteenth, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate

561
00:34:42.800 --> 00:34:47.480
along with Abigail Breslin. She is twenty nine today. She's

562
00:34:47.480 --> 00:34:50.880
an actress. She played Chanelle Number five on screen. Queens

563
00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:54.840
also a baby in the Dirty Dancing remake. She was

564
00:34:54.840 --> 00:34:57.719
also the cute little girl from Signs, the one that

565
00:34:57.800 --> 00:35:01.400
left the cups everywhere, you know, and little Miss Sunshine.

566
00:35:01.480 --> 00:35:05.800
And she is the butt kicking junior zombie killer in

567
00:35:06.039 --> 00:35:10.000
Zombie Land. Okay, yeah, there you go. You're going to

568
00:35:10.039 --> 00:35:12.119
recognize her from one of those projects.

569
00:35:12.239 --> 00:35:13.079
Yeah.

570
00:35:13.159 --> 00:35:16.280
So, Abigail Breslam turns twenty nine today. Happy birthday to her.

571
00:35:16.639 --> 00:35:18.920
How was the Dirty Dancing remake? Remake?

572
00:35:20.159 --> 00:35:21.800
I love that you assumed I saw it?

573
00:35:23.920 --> 00:35:24.320
How was it?

574
00:35:33.320 --> 00:35:35.079
I actually didn't see it. I actually have.

575
00:35:35.079 --> 00:35:35.679
Not seen it.

576
00:35:36.400 --> 00:35:39.760
Yeah, that's what I'm serious. I haven't seen it. I

577
00:35:39.800 --> 00:35:42.199
don't have time to watch the remake. My wife makes

578
00:35:42.239 --> 00:35:47.519
me watch the original way too often, fair enough, And

579
00:35:47.639 --> 00:35:50.320
you know where I am when I watch Dirty Dancing.

580
00:35:50.039 --> 00:35:52.280
Tray in the corner. You damn right.

581
00:35:54.760 --> 00:35:56.639
Don't put baby in the corner, but my wife will

582
00:35:56.679 --> 00:35:59.920
put me in the corner in the heartbeat. No, I've

583
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:03.400
actually never seen the remake. I really have no idea.

584
00:36:05.280 --> 00:36:08.000
Speaking of remakes, are you ready for a Blood Sport remake?

585
00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:11.880
I saw the other day. One of the new hot

586
00:36:11.880 --> 00:36:15.440
Hollywood studios is A twenty four. They're the ones that

587
00:36:15.559 --> 00:36:19.519
been that have been behind some really impressive box office

588
00:36:20.280 --> 00:36:25.119
success and critical success projects. A twenty four is a

589
00:36:25.159 --> 00:36:28.840
studio that looks like they just purchased the remake rights

590
00:36:29.519 --> 00:36:33.400
for the movie blood Sport. That was Jean Claude van

591
00:36:33.480 --> 00:36:37.679
dam sort of coming out movie, which also had the

592
00:36:37.719 --> 00:36:40.880
guy that played Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds as

593
00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:41.559
his best buddy.

594
00:36:42.199 --> 00:36:47.039
Oh yeah, but do we have a modern day Jean

595
00:36:47.119 --> 00:36:48.199
Claud van dam.

596
00:36:49.679 --> 00:36:49.840
Uh.

597
00:36:50.119 --> 00:36:52.719
Yeah, he was in one of the Expendables remakes. He's

598
00:36:52.719 --> 00:36:53.639
been in a couple of.

599
00:36:53.679 --> 00:37:00.559
No, but a modern day like a new version a hero,

600
00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:03.960
like with the whole martial arts thing.

601
00:37:03.760 --> 00:37:05.920
I got you, I got you, an up and coming

602
00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:10.239
Jean Claude van Damn type actor to take the role. Honestly,

603
00:37:10.280 --> 00:37:12.559
the closest that I can think of at the top

604
00:37:12.599 --> 00:37:16.400
of my head would be maybe Simu Lu who was

605
00:37:18.360 --> 00:37:21.639
in the Marvel movie Shang Chi, just because of martial

606
00:37:21.719 --> 00:37:26.079
arts stuff. But there really has only been one Muscles

607
00:37:26.079 --> 00:37:29.039
from Brussels, so maybe they hold an open casting call.

608
00:37:29.159 --> 00:37:33.039
I don't know, because he was a relative unknown at

609
00:37:33.039 --> 00:37:37.239
the time, that's true, so I really don't know if

610
00:37:37.280 --> 00:37:42.159
there's if there's another JCVD running.

611
00:37:41.880 --> 00:37:46.000
Around, we can always hope.

612
00:37:47.800 --> 00:37:51.360
I do have hope. I'm sure that m M. Maybe

613
00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:55.119
one of those, maybe one of those side characters in

614
00:37:57.000 --> 00:37:59.960
the in Cobra Kai TV show. Maybe one of them,

615
00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:03.280
maybe Hawk, there you go, Hawk from Kolbri Kai makes

616
00:38:03.280 --> 00:38:05.639
the leap into blood Sport and does the Koobie tea.

617
00:38:08.719 --> 00:38:10.679
Maybe they just see if John John Klouda Van Damn

618
00:38:10.719 --> 00:38:14.360
Sin's got one more in them.

619
00:38:14.400 --> 00:38:17.920
I think they won't have to ask. I think he'll

620
00:38:17.960 --> 00:38:21.320
just be on set banging on the door begging to

621
00:38:21.360 --> 00:38:22.239
be let in.

622
00:38:24.519 --> 00:38:26.840
And Steven Seagull will be waiting in the wings.

623
00:38:28.679 --> 00:38:35.400
Eating eating craft services.

624
00:38:36.199 --> 00:38:40.239
You're in the tree House, visit us online tree House

625
00:38:40.320 --> 00:38:52.480
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626
00:38:52.519 --> 00:38:54.079
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627
00:38:54.840 --> 00:39:00.480
Visit us online a Treehouse on Air dot com.

628
00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:02.840
If you like the tree House Show, then you should

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00:39:02.840 --> 00:39:06.320
give us a follow on social media at Treehouse on

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631
00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:14.679
at Treehouse on Air, give us a follow today. I'm Dan,

632
00:39:14.800 --> 00:39:18.559
He's Tray. This is the Treehouse Show for Monday, April fourteenth,

633
00:39:18.639 --> 00:39:25.079
twenty twenty five. We keep discussing on and off Tray

634
00:39:25.480 --> 00:39:29.360
Star Wars stuff. And because we've talked enough about Star

635
00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:34.280
Wars on the show. My phone has heard it. My

636
00:39:34.360 --> 00:39:36.480
phone hears all sorts of things, and because of that,

637
00:39:36.599 --> 00:39:39.519
it feeds me things that are not of my choosing.

638
00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:43.039
It just listens to me and it shows me things

639
00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:45.280
when I'm signed online, right, a lot of.

640
00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:49.079
Instagram, like the hemorrhoid deal from the other day. Let's

641
00:39:49.079 --> 00:39:50.760
not blame the show. This is a lot of this

642
00:39:50.840 --> 00:39:52.159
has to do with your personal life.

643
00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:55.960
No, this is show related. The only person I look.

644
00:39:55.960 --> 00:39:58.079
I don't talk to my wife about Star Wars stuff

645
00:39:58.199 --> 00:40:01.119
very often. You and I. It just to naturally come

646
00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:04.679
up in conversation. I'm not talking Star Wars with Bella,

647
00:40:04.760 --> 00:40:08.320
my chihuahua, So it's you and me. It's the show's fault.

648
00:40:08.360 --> 00:40:11.760
My phone is listening, and I'm not completely opposed to it,

649
00:40:11.800 --> 00:40:16.599
because sometimes it sends me some really interesting gems. Other

650
00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:18.880
times it sends me things I didn't want, like the

651
00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:25.679
orthopedic old man shoes or the hemorrhoid serum stuff that

652
00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:30.079
we talked about. Yeah. No, this one was actually a

653
00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:34.039
little bit friendlier, although it is concerning. Okay, because of

654
00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:36.679
all the conversations we've been having on the show about

655
00:40:36.679 --> 00:40:39.599
Star Wars, my phone was listening in and it showed

656
00:40:39.639 --> 00:40:44.800
me this on Instagram last night, a Star Wars plot

657
00:40:44.840 --> 00:40:50.199
hole theory set to a Burton Ernie meme. So the

658
00:40:50.239 --> 00:40:54.440
photo is Burton Ernie in their separate beds, right, and

659
00:40:54.599 --> 00:40:59.840
at the forefront you've got Bert wide awake, looking very annoyed.

660
00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:02.320
He's trying to go to sleep, and behind him from

661
00:41:02.360 --> 00:41:06.599
his bed, Ernie is saying, in Return of the Jedi,

662
00:41:06.679 --> 00:41:09.920
how could the Ewoks have addressed that fit leya unless

663
00:41:09.960 --> 00:41:15.159
they cooked and ate a woman her size? I have

664
00:41:15.280 --> 00:41:18.920
seen Return of the Jedi countless time since it came

665
00:41:18.920 --> 00:41:22.599
out in nineteen eighty three. Not once have I thought

666
00:41:22.639 --> 00:41:29.159
about where the Ewoks got addressed for Princess Leah until today?

667
00:41:29.320 --> 00:41:29.639
Have you?

668
00:41:32.519 --> 00:41:35.280
No? No, I have had never pondered that.

669
00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:37.159
You're thrown right now, aren't you?

670
00:41:37.440 --> 00:41:43.320
I am? It's an interesting point in Return of the Jedi.

671
00:41:43.400 --> 00:41:46.840
How could the Ewoks have addressed that fit leya unless

672
00:41:46.840 --> 00:41:50.880
they cooked and ate a woman her size? Because that

673
00:41:51.039 --> 00:41:54.159
was part of the Ewoks introduction, right. They had c

674
00:41:54.360 --> 00:41:57.639
three Po, they had Luke, they had hon, they had Chewy,

675
00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:03.920
all being brought in on on on spits and set

676
00:42:04.000 --> 00:42:06.719
over a fire to be roasted and then eaten by

677
00:42:06.719 --> 00:42:14.920
the sweet cuddly little Ewoks.

678
00:42:15.239 --> 00:42:17.079
Yeah, I guess you couldn't you know, say that they

679
00:42:17.079 --> 00:42:19.239
are you know, had a seamstress in the back. So yeah,

680
00:42:19.280 --> 00:42:21.679
that's a seems mm hmm.

681
00:42:23.000 --> 00:42:23.159
Oh.

682
00:42:23.159 --> 00:42:24.679
And by the way, I got it wrong. See three

683
00:42:24.760 --> 00:42:26.960
Po wasn't on the spit. He was the one they

684
00:42:26.960 --> 00:42:28.960
had in the throne because they thought he was the god.

685
00:42:30.079 --> 00:42:34.159
But everyone else was, you know, ready to be turned

686
00:42:34.280 --> 00:42:41.360
roasted and rotisseried, Which does beg the question with Chewbacca

687
00:42:42.199 --> 00:42:54.320
being rotisserid by the Ewoks? Is chewy chewy? Right now?

688
00:42:55.599 --> 00:42:59.360
Right now, we're the audio version of and I'm keeping

689
00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:07.320
tray away? What's stupid? Thanks for hanging out with us

690
00:43:07.320 --> 00:43:09.519
inside the Treehouse. I hope you continue to do so

691
00:43:09.639 --> 00:43:14.360
despite that really lame chewy joke. For all things Treehouse,

692
00:43:14.440 --> 00:43:18.320
go to Treehouse on Air dot com. That's Treehouse on

693
00:43:18.519 --> 00:43:20.800
Air dot com. You can also find and follow us

694
00:43:20.800 --> 00:43:23.679
on social media. For the show, it's at Treehouse on Air.

695
00:43:23.800 --> 00:43:26.039
For me, it's at the den Mally Portray. It's at

696
00:43:26.039 --> 00:43:29.000
Trade Trendhome one. We'll see you back in here tomorrow.

697
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