It's Friday #20-Dan is Sicked and History of Stanley Cups

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Welcome inside the treehouse on another Friday
of twenty twenty four, I believe it's

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second one. Now, happy to
have you inside our little neck of the

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Internet or neck of the woods.
I guess I should or appropriately say,

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I need help, gentlemen, Ray
Raj, I'm being bullied and I need

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your help. Oh I, I'm
fairly well versed in that, So tell

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me what's going on. Well,
that's my wife. Oh yeah, that's

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what happens. So you say,
I'm on my own. What the hell,

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Trey, I get no backup.
When my wife was picking on me,

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that's too much heat. I'm willing
to help only because you're on an

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island. So are you willing to
help verbally or emotionally, but clearly not

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physically. No, no, no, absolutely not. No. She's picking

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on me because as if this year
hasn't you know, started out on a

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you know, kind of a murky
foot to begin with with, you know,

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the death of our dog and Terror
herself actually being sick at the end

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of last year, Tray, you
had the flu as well. Now I

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caught something somewhere and now she's making
fun of me because I keep adding because

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I've got a cold or a sinus
infection, and I keep adding d's onto

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the ends of my words. So
she's making fun of me because she feels

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better now and now that I'm sick. This is what marriage can be for

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anyone that's single in thinking, what's
marriage like after a certain number of years,

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it's bullying. Yeah, yeah,
till till sinus infections do we part?

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Well? It is pretty bad because
she says, like she actually told

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me, She says, I'm going
to laugh every single time that you added

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D to words. Now when you're
when you're both sick, do you do

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you go to opposite sides of the
the house and stay there so you don't

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get the other one sick? Are
you? Guys? Back and forth?

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Like you said, if we're both
sick, then it really doesn't matter about

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But I will say it's very rare
that we've been sick at the same time.

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I did it again, damn it. So like she got the flu

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when we were out of town in
Seattle. I just did it again town

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and I didn't get it right.
I'm at the point now in my life

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where I'm fairly certain I'm somehow immune
to the flu because I've never had it.

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I've asked my mom. I said, have I ever had the flu?

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And she said, no, you
were sick with everything else, but

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you never had that. I've never
had it as as adult. Ironically,

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I've never had the flu vaccine,
so I just seem to be immuned to

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that. I did get COVID,
so I wasn't immuned to that specific flu,

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and I'm obviously not, you know, immune to other things. But

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I think it's weird to be a
forty four year old man and never had

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the flu. Yeah, I don't. I don't know how much of that

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I believe. I have to talk
to your mom or just have her email

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me. I don't have to talk
to your mom, but you can have

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email. Because it's almost impossible to
not get the flu at least once in

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your lifetime. That's why I'm saying
it's a it's a shocking thing. It's

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it's it's a massive deal. I
should probably be studied by science. You

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would be you would be what we
would deem a medical marvel, you know,

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or just you had your programming is
really good. Yeah, so medical

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marvel medical programmed you to you know, quote unquote be sick. You know,

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but just the light stuff. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I prove

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to you Trey in in the this
week's previous episode when I couldn't make it

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through the dog pole. I'm talking
about our dog Joel, who passed away

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last Friday. I couldn't make it
through it reading it. Yeah, so

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they down? Did they download the
Sadness and Emotion software from recently? Like

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on your is that like on a
New year's New Year's Day, like you

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get an update on your software.
It's one of the few like useful updates

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that Yeah, no, at least
at least not unaware of. For all

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I know, I could be like
a replicant from Blade Runner, where you

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know, I don't know I'm a
replicant. I'm just here. Yeah,

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Dan, speaking of which, can
you download your Zell software? And uh

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hey that bet thanks? Uh yeah, And now this is where he goes

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that this is when the amnesia program
kicks in, that one that one's running

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on all the time, no updates
needed, no bugs need to be fixed.

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Yeah, that that program has run
perfectly from day one. Yeah,

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I'm just like what right? As
you said that, Tram surprised he wasn't

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typing in forgetful Dan upload a sad
thing is I just realized that, Uh

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there's the Ambusia program. I don't
know. Yeah, see there is it

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just up. It just uploaded.
I just got the software update. Yeah,

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uh, glitch. I want to
look up on Google if there's well

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that don't get the flu ever,
like, I want to look it up.

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Uh maybe maybe the next break we
take, I'll look it up and

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see if it's possible that you are
just a part of a small group of

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people that are ye. Scientifically,
you shall contact one of the drug manufacturers

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and see if they want to put
a test on you. Might might be

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a lucrative look at a lucrative thing. Yeah, and it want to be

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idea and it won't be human testing, so it's it'll all work out.

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They'll just they'll just take enough blood
where I deflat man, I just got

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that. Pete is not gonna mind
because clearly I'm not a I'm not a

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dog or a cat or a rabbit. Yeah, it's just it's just mechanical

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testing, that's all it is.
You know, robots don't say out a

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lot. That's good. I actually
do say owl a lot. I'm glad

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they uploaded that into your vocabulary.
Yeah, well, I mean, it

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sucks that if you don't get the
flu, but you do get other stuff,

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like you might as well just be
like, you know, let me

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just get the flu once it's it's
I mean, it's just it's just a

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horrible thing, like it lasts three
days. But I mean, if you're

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like I was asking Tray, like
did you get did you get the ripped

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flu? Like when you're done,
like you're like, hey, this was

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two weeks at the gym, you
know what I mean? Like this one

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was I Now I'm I'm like when
I got the parasite in India, Like

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I was miserable for four days and
then I got I was walking, I

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was taking a shower for the first
time in four days, and I walked

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past the mirror and I was like, I look fabulous. This strain it's

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the part that made it so bad, like the worst I have ever had.

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Uh over the body aches, Oh
yeah, you were saying yeaheah.

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I felt like, I you know, someone had been just kidney punching me.

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Oh god, I've never had I
haven't had COVID. Oh yeah,

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that iPad, that's a that's a
that's one you know, you know,

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Yeah, uh, and you know
when you've got that, like it's one

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of those things you're like, why
am I this tired? Why am I

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this miserable? And then you go, let me take that test? And

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then mine was like, you know, you got to give it about five

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minutes before you can see the line
thirty seconds like lit up. I was

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like, yep, think I got
it. A little pop up just sexually

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says you got it. Yeah,
I mean winter, Yeah, COVID dinner.

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Yeah, but uh yeah, have
you taken the COVID test to see

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if that maybe instead of a sinus
efectual you might have COVID. You have

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been traveling, so you could have
gotten from I. I have not.

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We have a couple because Tarah took
one when she was sick and then so

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we just have a couple extras.
And we talked about that yesterday about me

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taking a COVID test. But I
remember back when I had COVID in twenty

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twenty one, it was over about
six or seven days, and I experienced

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almost all the possible symptoms that you
had read about on like a two day

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stretch each, So like the possible
symptoms, you know what this is supposed

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to be a safe space for friends
to come together. You know that today

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it was supposed to be a safe
space away from my wife bullying me about

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me adding d's on the end of
my words because I'm sick, and here

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you are dogpiling. No, no, no, you said you added d's

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to the end of words, not
t's to the middle of words. I

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don't know if you're if you're if
your software is glitching again, but you

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said postibilities like that sounds like okay, So is that what it is?

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So Terra has already got the knas
on the end of words played, So

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raj, you're you're now going to
pick on me for when I throw a

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tea in the middle of a word
that shouldn't be there. No, I'm

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thinking you you might have stumbled onto
a million dollar idea, is your own?

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Uh like freeze dried pasta creations where
you called it postibilities. I think

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that would be you could sell them, sell that in every grocery stores.

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Dance possibilities and it's just you know, different resumes. But with pasta I

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like it. I would I would
eat I would eat possibilities all right.

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Also, I'll be there tomorrow night
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a dry bar special. Are you
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I did their show. I was
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and I was working with Brad Williams, which is like, you know,

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open season. He's very very cool
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you're dirty before him. There's a
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know, don't don't be dirty before
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out and say whatever you want.
And like two days later they called my

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agent and they're like, we'd love
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did you hear his set? Did
you? But they're like, well,

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if you can just remove the swear
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okay, so I've been writing like
redoing my set in my head or I

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just don't because I use it.
I just use it for emphasis. I'm

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not like I'm not like I'm just
cussing all the time and use it for

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ephis It's not like it's not like
it's absolutely necessary to your bits, right,

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So but yeah, come by tomorrow
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very cool and for ticket and fell
again Dallas Dash Comedy Club. Excuse me

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not cop because if being sick in
my head isn't bad enough, now I

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apparently have indigestion, so excuse me, burp. That's I'm just waiting for

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you to just malfunction completely. And
dude, that's what I was thinking earlier

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this morning. My nose is running
and I don't have any Kleenex, so

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it really was this morning. It
was Uh. I went to the gym

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for the first time earlier this week
in the new year, right, I'd

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taken about a month off for the
holidays, and I guess my body is

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paying me back for it today because
in addition to being sick in my head,

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I'm sore and out of nowhere.
My left knee just started hurting and

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all I did was taking some stuff
out of my car and into the house.

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And my spine has pretty much been
unraveling for years. So I absolutely

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felt that way this morning, Ridge, which was I'm just coming apart.

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Yeah, it's called it's called getting
old, you know, that's just what

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happens. I have taken a month
off from the gym as well, but

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that was for but the car accident
whatnot. And they've now they've they said,

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you know what, you're clear to
go at forty to fifty percent.

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And I was like, okay,
cool, So I don't know what that

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means, but I'll just take it
easy and I got. I got as

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far as getting dressed for the gym
before something clicked in my knee and I

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sat down. I was like,
well, we we looked gym ready,

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but we we sure ain't it.
Just leisure tread is here to stay.

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Just because you did go to the
gym doesn't mean you can't look like you

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did. I just I was putting
on because it's cold outside, so I

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put my you know, my my
leggings with the exercise leggings on and then

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the shorts over it. And then
I was getting my shoes on and I

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heard on the side of my knee
and I went, oh, well,

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we're gonna sit down for a hot
minute. And yeah, it is pretty

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bad. If if the joint start
fighting back, would you just get dressed.

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do it. Yeah. I'll be
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me know, like, hey,
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you look, you're ready to go
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watch Red Notice instead. For me
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so I totally get it. Oh
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they're doing a slow drip. They're
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episodes at once. They released three
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one episode per week. Yeah.
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Bookie, but if you get a
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excellent, excellent. Is that's just
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and his book I've seen episodes of
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that one's called Bookie Nights. But
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the truth about it. My bookie
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I know, who actually got sober
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Actually, and even in sobriety.
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wanted to make a bet and he
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one of the best relationships ever where
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but he's also your sponsor, which
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be sober from drugs and alcohol,
but that doesn't mean you're addictionless. What

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was your rock bottom? Putting a
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Rainbows. And what was really bad
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you know they would just do an
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know you're on there at two thirty
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Hawaii score. That's when you've hit
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up in the morning after betting a
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you to rehab. But he stopped
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because he knows he's not gonna get
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so he wants to be sure he
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that's right. When when your first
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mess? Oh damn, excuse me, pardon miss not all right? Oh

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jesus, all right, today is
grad day. Some days it's just not

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as impactful as others. Today's one
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four birthdays. Today we will start
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She's best known as Melcy or Sporty
Spice from The Spice Girl Rake One

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from Wu Tang Clan is fifty four
and from Rage Against the Machine Zach de

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la Rocha is fifty four today.
I think I saw earlier this week in

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the news, like a quick headline
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have broken up again. But it
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to do it so often that I
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not, sort of like some of
Trey's relationships. No, you know mine,

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well, you know mine. How
they're going to end. Yeah,

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but it's a matter of how many
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its inevitable. That's true. Trey
always has farewell tours. Where do you

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think? Where do you think all
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farewell tours? Kiss did it?
The Eagles they saw they saw what Trey

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was doing, like that's a great
idea. Can melt this for another ten

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years? Which is really odd to
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Today, Rob Zombie turns fifty nine. Amazon's headman. Actually is he

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even the CEO anymore? Or is
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just sailing around the world and stuff
now Basos sixty, he's still in charge.

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He still the head man in charge, I believe. So let's see.

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It's like it's amazing. There's a
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in like ninety eight ninety nine,
and you know, Larry King asked him

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something like, you know, how
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And he goes, he goes,
Larry books are the beginning? Is

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I almost sell everything? Wow?
And damn if he wasn't right, Yeah,

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that's wild. And I'll tell you
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we just cannot get Now. Amazon
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Islands than it is in Dallas.
Like in Dallas, you order something,

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it could be there in the afternoon. Here. If I order like some

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sort of a cord that I can't
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Kmart, we'll get on Amazon.
I'll order acord that's like seven or eight

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bucks. It'll eventually show up in
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cost me ten to twelve dollars in
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Puerto Rico will have used it by
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funny you mentioned that rush, because
there's still a few things that Tera and

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I have ordered that got held up
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never left the island. So someone
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want that, and then they just
kept it. That's what somebody's wearing your

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Halloween costume right now. That was
a real messibility last year. We actually

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think someone did wear one of Terra's
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it and then sent it over to
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ship. Wow. Actor. One
of my favorite actors, Oliver Platt,

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I know, kind of random.
He is sixty four today. He is

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a chief of psychiatry on NBC's Chicago
med He also had a hell of a

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turn as I'm not even sure what
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one, but he was a ladies
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but Oliver Platt very good actor,
Howard Stern king of all media.

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He turns seventy. Turns out he
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side of things when he left radio
and took a whole bunch of serious XM

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stock options. And finally from the
Oakreage Boys, one of my sister's favorites,

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William Lee Golden, is eighty five
today. He's the one with the

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really long beard. Oh gotcha.
And I think they just announced like a

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farewell tour or something. I can't
I've just one of those random things you

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see probably on Facebook or something.
I was scrolling by, and you know,

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it's like they're still alive. It's
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pretty sure it was the Oakreadge boys
who were scrolling on Facebook, went past

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your profile, saw that, it
saw that. It said it's complicated.

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They're like, it's time to hit
the road. Boys. If this guy

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Trey is back on is back on
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could. Yeah. I love when
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gonna announce a farewell tour. I'm
like, well, your career said farewell

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about twenty years ago. I don't
know what we're what do we sell?

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Like where's the okay, like what
venue? What size of venue? Do

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you think the Oakridge Boys going to
fill at this point? Like they're not.

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You won't see like at the AAC
the Oakridge Boys, like nobody have

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they released new music in thirty forty
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I definitely don't see them playing the
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Maybe one of the bathrooms. Yeah. If I was like at the State

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Fair and they're like, hey,
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I'm like, okay, you know, saying farewell to their fans, that

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would actually be a good, good
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boys. I'm pretty sure that one
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What would really be said is if
you know where your career is if

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you had to open for the big
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out the big races in the Oakridge
was it is pretty humbling with the pigs

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of the Bigger dressing groop and more. Fans in the Treehouse visit us online

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at Treehouse on air dot com.
Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing

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and Restoration into the Treehouse now and
their phone number which you will need for

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the free roof inspection because of course
eight three three Cook d FW the website

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COOKDFW dot com. Daniel, I'm
curious. We've talked a lot over the

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last you know, calendar year about
free roof inspections and the important things that

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people can do to have you come
out to their home and help them.

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But when someone actually calls you,
how quickly is it that you get out

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to them to come check that roof? Dan. You know, we've been

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very fortunate. We got a wonderful
office staff that answers the phone, immediately

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gets to the clients, and believe
it or not, we almost at least

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seventy five percent of the time try
to get out the same day, especially

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for clients that have major concerns and
if it's emergency services, we make sure

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we find time to get out there
and get it done. So between the

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guys, they all understand the importance
and when somebody's home is affected in a

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negative way and they have a lot
of pressure on them trying to find someone,

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you know, that's that's where we
stand up and say we're going to

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be there for him. And so
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the same day, if not next
day for sure. And hearing the back

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to the future alert there on your
phone, it makes me wonder if it

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was possible, would you go back
in time to help somebody or would you

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not mess with that sacred timeline?
You know, Dan, there's always opportunities

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to go back in time, and
why would you not? Man, I

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think that would be a wonderful opportunity. So we would look at that,

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just run with it. Maybe not
change any super important historical things, to

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not mess with the future or the
present, but at the very least go

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maybe go stop a leak before it
gets worse. Absolutely, give Daniel Cook

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to yourself. You can't see yourself, Dan, remember that you cannot manipulate

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what you're doing. Better not touch
yourself either. I've seen time cop and

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that was gruesome. So be sure
and give Daniel Cook a call from Cook

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DFW Roofing and Restoration eight three to
three. Cook DFW. Take a look

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at all their fine work on their
website right now at cookdfw dot com.

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It's a new year, but let's
get a familiar face and voice into the

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treehouse. Now it's Jacqueline from Brooks
Plumbing. Give them a call for any

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and all of those plumbing ones and
needs two, one, four, three,

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six, eight, thirty eight,
thirty eight and Jacqueline. Since it

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is a new year, I'm curious, how is the new year started for

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you and for Brooks Plumbing? I
mean smooth sailing. We had a record

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breaking year. I'm gonna blame you
for that, so I will take all

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that. I will take all that
smoke. Yeah, I intend on having

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another record breaking year. And I
want to ask you if you've seen the

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meme and it's all verbal, it's
all just words, and it just says,

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new year, knew me, better
ingredients, better pizza, Papa John's.

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I have not seen that, but
I think that fits a lot of

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people's resolutions. But I have lost
weight already, so the goal is to

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lose weight. So I'm getting tremor
and the boys are getting heavier because we're

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feeding them. Well, oh that's
awesome. Well you know what, in

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that case, good for you.
Your new year personally is already off to

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a good start. It sounds like
it's already off to a great start.

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For Brooks Plumbing me, however,
any sort of resolution stuff. I've extended

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my holiday break to continue through the
weekend. So to me, the first

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day of the New Year really isn't
going to start until Monday, as oppose

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to what it actually was, which
was last Monday, the first. I

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don't think that count. But you
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You live in a whole different world, so you get to make your

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own rules. That is true,
and island time is a very real thing.

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We're still waiting on, ironically enough, a plumber on Saint Thomas to

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give us a call back to help
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that's been going on for like three
days. So what I'm getting at is,

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if you want a banger of a
twenty twenty four, then you need

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to open up a Brooks Plumbing branch
here on the Islands, because you will

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absolutely slay it. Well, you
can fly Oliver and I out. He'll

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do the work and I'll just quality
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the site. I think that sounds
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So we've already got new resolutions and
objectives for the new year, and if

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you have any plumbing wants and needs, obviously, Jacqueline will go to the

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ends of the earth for you like
she does for me. So give her

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entertain at Brooks Plumbing a call two
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eight and Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. You're in the tree house, visit

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us online at Treehouseonair dot com.
This segment of the Treehouse is brought to

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you by Brooks Plumbing. Brooks Plumbing
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They've they were in my house and
numerous times UH in Dallas over the

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last year, and so I appreciate
very much their excellent work and efforts in

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the UH in the plumbing business,
and you will too should you need their

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help or again, sometimes you just
want some cool plumbing stuff done, and

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they do that too. I want
to make sure, since it is Friday,

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there's some really really good, UH
stupid stories that I know that'll make

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us all very happy if we touch
on them, especially especially the one I'm

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going to start with. We've all
heard of Janue. I'm sorry, I'm

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gonna start that over. We've all
heard of dry January. Yes, have

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you heard of the new trend Janue
Harry? No? No, Yeah?

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What do you think Janue Harry is
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Guys not shaving for a month like
beards, beards grow out? That is

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incorrect, ra what do you think
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That was the greatest response. Not
only is it the greatest response,

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it's the proper response. Yes.
Over the past six years, this period

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of January has been marked by January
Harry, So you know it's usually times

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of change. Resolution, Gym membership
spike, people seek new jobs and record

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numbers abstaining from alcohol, like the
drive January, even not eating meat for

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the month, So meatless January is
apparently a thing, but all that can

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move over and make room for Janue
Harry. It is an initiative challenging women

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to put down their razors for the
entire month. Despite its name, the

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message is evergreen. In the campaign's
official Instagram account, which has over forty

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thousand followers, posts images of women
celebrating their body hair year round in an

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attempt to normalize it. So,
yeah, you know, that's a great

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way to you know, that's a
great way I think you should do it.

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And that's a great way to not
have a date by Valentine's Day.

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But that's a solid way to do
that. But you know, well,

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actually the opposite. It may actually
work in that in that way, raj

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because let's say, you know,
a lady doesn't shave anything anywhere for the

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entire month of January indead, oh
yeah, February first, she decides,

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all right, it's time time to
shave it all down. And then it's

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sort of like one of those you
know, eighties movies where it's like the

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geek turns hot, or like even
the nineties remake and she's all that.

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It's like she shaves herself and all
of a sudden, the guy, the

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new guy at work, is like, oh, this is not the Harry

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sasquatch woman that I thought she was. Any think it sounds like it's vagina

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reborn thirty day. I think it
would be Wow. That is a yeah,

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that's a you know, I just
always wonder when you hear things like

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that, who sat in the room
and was like, I got an initiative

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force. It's like, go ahead, Harry Becky, what do you got?

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I need you guys stop calling me
Harry Becky. How you wanted to

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do that? Everybody should be here
and then that's how they let's get an

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Instagram page. What do you think
you to brow Wendy. So just keep

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that in mind if you see someone
talking about Janu Harry, now you know

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what it is. Yeah, there
is something going around in addition to the

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flu or the cold that I have. It is this new sort of a

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pandemic that I have yet to hear
anyone proper explanation to me to explain it,

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the explanation to see breaking on all
cylinder type things today. But you

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get what I mean. Yeah,
the Stanley cup tumblr chaos. I have

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yet to hear a reasonable explanation for
the insanities surrounding these metal tumbler cups,

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which are not new to the market. I mean, for one, Stanley

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has had these thermoss for decades,
probably pre dating the twentieth century, that

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were probably used in the minds in
the eighteen hundreds. But and then you

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got the Yuttie cups, the Arctics, the Arctic Zone, like all these

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different brands popped up with these steel
cups. And for some reason, the

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Stanley cup craze has reached a fever
pitch. Have you heard any reasonable explanation

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as to why. I don't know
what this is, so you have to

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expey, Okay, yeah, do
you know the Stanley Cup, not the

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hockey deal, but the old stool
thervice it had the was all metal,

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and it had a screw top and
the lunch box handle right, typically used

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for soups or coffee for the blue
collar worker for all goddamn day. That

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soup and that coffee, maybe even
in the same holder's gonna be hot all

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day. Yeah. And then the
marketing quote unquote genius that made crocs cool

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again or just cool period got hired
by the Stanley company and he threw in

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some fun colors, a straw and
a handle, and the next thing you

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know, there are people throwing fists
and elbows at target to get the Valentine's

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colors. Gotcha. The only thing
I know about him is that in that

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the top that they have and with
the straw that it is some contraption that

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like comes down on the straw.
So it's like leak proofs as much as

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one can. Gotcha. You also
saw something that saw the whole thing about

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how oh hey people, you love
that thing. Well when you don't clean

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it right and they pulled it apart, it's like just mold. It's like,

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oh, yeah, you're gonna want
to clean that thing on a regular

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basis. Yeah. But yeah,
like the like the yetties and all the

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other you know, steel cups that
that people have had. The aftermarket accessories

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were pretty popular because you could get
a handle to slide over one, you

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could get the new lid that had
the slide top, or the straws that

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would you know, kind of go
in there or something. Or I guess

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Stanley just decided we're just gonna do
all of it in one cup and that

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was that was what made them better
than everyone. I mean, I will

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say this, when you have the
handle that's already attached to the cup,

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not only is a not only is
it a convenient drinking apparatus, but it's

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also a weapon. Yeah. I
just uh, when you say people are

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are fighting over these is can I
can I assume, yes, you can't.

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I feel I feel fairly confident that
I saw some. I saw a

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few people of color also rushing to
the to the cup crazes. Say do

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you want to? You want you
want to pull the picture up for the

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video. I just want to.
I just want to, you know,

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I just want to know, like
when this that kind of time, when

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the new Stanley cup colors come out, just so for for just for reference,

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I need to know a date so
I know when the streets will be

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clear of white people, so we
can just hustle about town because this is

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not Videos posted to social media showed
customers camping outside of Target, jumping behind

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the cashier's counter, racing each other
to grab limited edition Valentin's tumblers and pink

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and red that Stanley released on New
Year's Eve. The twenty to forty five

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00:39:59.440 --> 00:40:04.639
dollars travel cups quickly sold out with
ad minutes at some locations, and many

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are now being resold on eBay and
Murcari for more than one hundred bucks each.

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Wow, now here's some numbers behind
it. The comically enormous quincher has

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gotten so popular that it's largely responsible
for Stanley's revenue jumping from seventy four million

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dollars in twenty nineteen to seven hundred
and fifty million dollars in twenty twenty three.

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Wow, that is a lot of
white people with soup. I don't

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think it's I really do. I
think it's I do think though, if

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you found one of these lines where
people are camped out, I think you

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could sell some trips to Mount Everest, though, especially if it was me

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selling. That's gonna be how their
revenue jumps into the billiard. Absolutely,

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and it's a great to take to
the top of of average with you.

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Every trip gets a three pair of
green boots, such a good cup and

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maybe the only thing that survives your
trip. Oh, look at the Sherpas

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e Bay store slightly used, halfway
full. I about that's great.