It's Friday! #22 | Bob Ross, Luke Bryan, Farting on Planes

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Welcome inside the Treehouse. Time to
leave your worries outside. Join me Daniel

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Maley, Trey Trendholm, and Raj
Sharma on once again a very special Friday

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episode of the Treehouse. You know, I've loved singing Friday for many many

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years now from our days on the
radio, and I have renewed joy in

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doing it now because Raj, it
makes you smile and laugh every single week.

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And and I just want you to
know I thank you. I not

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only as we mentioned in as we
will mention on the Patreon the Treehouse Plus

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episode, I am not only fueled
on coffee and spite, but also positive

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reinforcement. That's a very interesting it's
a very interesting smoothie you make there,

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buddy, coffee Spie add some positive
positive energy. I really it's it's coffee

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SPI tell me I'm pretty, and
it's gonna taste weird, but it'll it'll

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get me through the day. But
it's the way, it's the it's the

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it's the emotion, like the way
it's from the it's from your heart when

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you when you sing the Friday,
and it just makes it just makes me

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happy every time you do it.
Speaking of things that make you happy?

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Is is Bob Ross one of those
entities, one of those people, one

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of those things, one of those
shows that that makes you happy? Because

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when I think of Bob Ross,
it it warms my heart a bit.

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What about you, Raj? I? It always did, And then I

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found out, like you know,
with the movie, like he was this

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badass, army dude, and I'm
like, now I can't unsee that.

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So when I was like, hey, let's just put a happy tree right

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here, I'm like, I'm also
like, how many people did he kill?

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Like like, you know what,
Raj, It's it's funny you mentioned

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that because I saw something the other
day that I also cannot unsee, And

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because I cannot unsee it, I'm
going to show it to YouTube. And

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that is a good old fashioned you
know, call it a meme, call

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it whatever the hell you want to
call it. But that is a photo

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of Bob Ross with a with one
of the medium brushes in front of one

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of his paintings, smiling, of
course, as he does with the caption

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above it. What if Bob Ross
was a serial killer and his paintings are

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of locations where he hid the bodies? Oh yeah, you know what that

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would be, and I saw this
the other it was a it was a

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week ago. Thank you Charlie Wheeler, Thank you for posting that. It's

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one of our one of our follows, Yeah, one of our listeners.

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And I have not been able to
get it out of my head ever since

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because the other reason I've always enjoyed
Bob Ross is because my grandmother, may

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she rest in peace, was a
huge Bob Ross fan, so much so

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she had turned that into one of
her many get rich schemes that she had

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attempted throughout her life. I swear
to god, my grandmother was kind of

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her own eighties sitcom character at times. Really, she and my aunt and

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occasionally my mom would try to do
things and start up little businesses that they

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think would catapult them to riches,
and of course none of them worked.

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And the ultimate irony on all of
that is all three of those women,

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my mother, my aunt, and
my grandmother all advanced degrees. Me didn't

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even finish college. And I think
I was the most successful one. And

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that's not exactly bragging anyway. What
was the get rich quick scheme that she

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had for Bobby? So she was
she took the Bob Ross classes that were

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available back in the day. She
bought all the Bob Ross paints from Michael's

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on Greenville Avenue in Dallas, and
all the materials, all the stuff.

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She watched Bob Ross every day.
She got some of the videos in case

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that she wanted to go back and
watch other ones, and she would paint

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along with Bob Ross on the kitchen
table as she watched from the TV from

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the living room. Okay, and
there was there was a time I even

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did a couple of them with her. So when I see Bob Ross,

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I also think of my grandmother.
So was your grandmother trying to like reproduce

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Bob Ross and sell them as Bob
rob Ross originals? No, no,

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no, no, no no.
She was selling them Bernice, like she's

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signing them Bernice. And uh,
now that I think about it, I

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think it would have been a better
angle for her to sign it Bob Ross

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and tried to sell them as Bob
Ross originals. Instead, they looked more

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like Bob Ross abstract to somewhere impressionist, because he makes it look really really

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easy in it. It's in fact
not. But yeah, so I think

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she was thinking that she'd paint these
Bob Ross paintings, and then that she

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would then be able to go sell
them and she'd you know, be Van

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go or something. There was another
thing where she and my aunt and my

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mom all teamed up to do uh
sweaters. And what they did was they

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took sweatshirts. They would they would
cut them up the middle, yeah,

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and then and then go to and
get fabric and line the fabric around the

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neck and down the front, and
then decorate it with some you know,

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glitter and things like that. So
it would be now it's like a sweatshirt,

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sweatshirt jacket that they have repurposed,
and they would take to Canton and

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sell. Did they did? They? Did? They? Sray? I

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love the look on your face.
That was. That was the look I

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had on my face when I was
twelve years old and they started up this

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cock. It made me business in
the room next to the garage. Yeah.

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And now every time you start talking
about that out here is like bump,

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except it was. It was like
a mashup of Sandford and Son and

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Golden Girls. All I keep thinking
about is, you know, a little

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you know, young jan watching you
know, Bob Ross, and then all

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of a sudden, you know,
deciding he's a gonna go through his abstract

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phase, and you know, he's
painting his tree and then you know,

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the trees got like dildos for branches, and I just picture Dan's like,

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you know I need my are we
painting today? Yeah? I have to

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have my sweatshirt sweater. Let's just
take all the businesses and put them together.

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Yeah, damn, just a little
kid painting in a sweatshirt sweater.

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So my question is this, did
they sell any of these sweatshirt sweaters?

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Yeah? Yeah, so there are
people out there with these. The percher

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just don't know if they still have
them. But yeah, circa let's see,

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that would have been early nineties.
That would have been the early nineties.

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So can I just asked, like, whose genius idea? I was

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like, you know what we need
to do. We need to take the

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sweatshirt and convert this to a sweater, both providing warmth, one providing a

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decorative touch. YEA, whose idea
was it was? This? I don't

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know if that was because I'd like
to think it was like the head was

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like grandma, and and the slave
labor was your aunt, your mom,

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and then like the guinea pig like
you put this on Danny and send him

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to school. The kids will love
it. Yeah, me walking around with

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a point? Is that a sweater
shirt? Yes? Because that was one

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of their favorite fabri like they were. They were really big into the Christmas

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versions of those things. Yeah.
So now I just see you in a

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sweatshirt, sweater and a big red
pencil, and they're like, poor Danny

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thinks it's Christmas all the time.
Leave him alone. He's a special kid.

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At this point, I would like
to remind you what I said earlier,

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that I am the most successful one
of the family. So anyway,

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once I saw the Bob Ross thing, what if he was a serial killer

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and all this paintings were where he
hit his bodies, I'll forever see that

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whenever I see Bob Ross. So
I never saw the documentary. I saw

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somewhere in a separate meme that Bob
Ross was a military man or something like

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that. But what else was in
that documentary tray? You're a documentary guy,

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have you seen this one? I
have not where it wasn't on Netflix.

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It's not a document it's a movie
that they made about his life,

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and the backstory was he was a
everybody sees him as this painting, you

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know, hippie looking afro with the
white dude with the with the with the

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happy trees and all this. I
think that's the name of the movie.

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I think it was called Happy Trees. But it starts it's his origin story,

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so it starts from like him in
the military, and he was this

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military guy. I think he was. I want to say it was a

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drill sergeant, but I don't know. I know it sounds weird because I

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get him confused, but I know
Don Knotts was a and people don't believe

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this, but Don Knats was a
Marine Corps drill sergeant. You can imagine

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that, but he legitimately was mister
shakiest Marine. And but I think bomb

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Ross was something of that. Ilk
when when it comes to like the military,

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like he was a hard h it
was a hard ass, and when

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he got out was like I want
like he escaped that whole life and he's

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like, this is what I've always
wanted to do, which is hilarious to

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me because like I just imagine like
him in the military was like what do

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you want to do? And laugh
Bob, and he's like, I would

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like to paint sir, how was
that not? Like, how was that

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not oscar bait movie stuff? That
right there? My god, I mean

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that's I can see Andrew Garfield playing
the character right now. Oh yeah,

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that that would be a good one. Yeah. I can't remember who it

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was, but I mean it was
very short because it was during the strike,

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I believe, so they couldn't really
promote movies. But yeah, he

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was this hardcore milit So now all
of that makes sense. It's like he

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left the military, he wanted to
paint, but he still had the desire

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to kill. So so what if
he was what if he took his military

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training and then killed and then was
like, well, I'm gonna paint,

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but I'm gonna tell you because monsters
tell you their monsters, like they just

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tell you, Yes, it's for
us to desire for Like Bill Cosby.

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If you go back and look at
the Cosby Show, he was a gynecologist

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in his basement. He's telling you
that he's that guy. Interesting, Yeah,

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that's what he did. He was
an obgy n and his office was

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in the basement of their house.
And so monsters tell you their monsters,

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and so what if he was the
whole time like he's happy trees. But

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you know what's under the happy trees
a very sad person. Well, the

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tree is happy because it's grown from
the decomposition of his victims. Yeah,

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and it makes it also makes the
reason why that what's entray what makes the

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grass grow? Boys and girls.
It is interesting though, It's like it's

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he didn't use a whole lot of
red in his paintings. I wonder that's

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because he got his fill earlier.
But maybe that's also part of the reason

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why he liked to do landscape paintings, is because maybe that was part of

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his preserve where he hunted his victims. He's got a hole. It's like

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the John Wayne Gacy of the forest. He has got him out there under

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what makes the trees grow? Mommy, Yeah, it's like they always say

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when you go to Yellowstone, you
gotta watch out, you know, for

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the bears and the buffalo, And
it's like, no, you gotta watch

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out for Bob Ross. He's out
here somewhere. He turns into his own

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like urban legend, like, don't
go in that forest. There's a Bob

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Ross in there. Or is it
possible that he's not a uh, you

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know, a murderous, you know, trained assassin, hunter of people,

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and maybe don't ruin the fantasy like
I'm going to Michael and Michael's when we're

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done here. All I'm saying is
is it possible that maybe his painting just

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helped with his PTSD or or or
are we gonna stick with the fact that

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he's hunting people then painting is no
The murdering helped with the PTSD. It

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took him, It took him back
to his favorite place, the killing fields.

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That's what the actually makes sense because
in the in the barracks, everyone

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else comes back from you know,
uh, from from an operation or a

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mission or something, and or patrol. They all go to bed and Bob

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pulls out his his his paints and
his canvas and and his palette, and

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they say, Bob, what is
it your doing? He's like planning,

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what you say, painting as he's
putting on the face of his enemy.

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It was a little a little daisy
behind his ear. He's just fluffing up

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his row getting ready. All right, now, I'm really ready for this

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Bob Ross biopic. You won't be
able to see it now. Every time

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you watch Bob Ross and your sweater
sweatshirt, sweater. D just see a

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murderer. I go back and look
at this photo of Bob here, I

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can actually see it in his eyes. Yeah, those aren't those Those aren't

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necessarily happy little birds flying over the
coastline. Those are Those are buzzards.

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He's always painting happy places. There
are places and got away with it on

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the Bob Ross movie. He lives
to paint again. Murdered by numbers.

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Yeah, yeah, that's awesome.
Yeah I can't I can't see it.

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But now I feel like I've ruined
Bob Ross for you, Dan, I

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apologize. Now you gonna see a
serial killer every single time you see him.

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Now I'm gonna buy the collectors set. I think I still have a

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few of my grandmother's paintings. If
you want, just open up a whole

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new new set of ideas for me. Plain sight found the tents might be

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a serial killer as well. That
would be great to find out. What

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are you doing the same thing he's
doing. Man, those instructional videos go

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Because they're remodeling their main showroom,
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got the headliners coming back in I
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of Dfellum. Yeah, you're like
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I hope proud supporters of the Treehouse
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supporters of the Bob Ross Painting Show
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my mind. It made me think
of another person that we've talked about throughout

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the years inside the Treehouse about another
celebrity who is not known so much for

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his other dealings. He's known to
us, you know as hunting vagrants and

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things, and also you know,
making a hit country music, and that

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is of course Luke Bryan. Oh
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Brian is seemingly a sweetheart of a
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tragedies in his family and he's had
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children into his home and he's raising
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great things for charity, and he
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he works hard and stuff, and
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Just a little dope. But because
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to be something bad about him.
Maybe he hunts, you know, homeless

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people or something. And that's where
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Luke Brian also does a event every
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to Pliadel Carmen and they do a
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a good time. Well last year
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the way that Luke Bryan introduced him
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He said at Crash My ply Out
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saying, no one has taken more
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passed more STD tests. So because
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told Dustin that you can insult me
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outside the box and did something very
smart. And this is something that country

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singers will do. They don't always
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of times they'll, you know,
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you become a performer. So country
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that's basically what he did. Dustin
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insult Luke at his own party.
Okay, thanks, you can hear this,

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and it ended up making headlines back
in the States, TMZ did not

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get it. I'm gonna start this
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on stage and it ended up making
headlines back in the States. TMZ did

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not get it. Fox News didn't
get it. And I've had one whole

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year to think about how to do
this. I don't deserve this. Hey,

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it's me roast you in front of
all of these people. I hope

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you don't mind me crashing a plia. It's an honor to introduce Luke Bryan

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or is I like to call him
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hot enough to marry Gwen Stefani For
those that don't know, that is,

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of course Roastmaster General from Comedy Central
Jeffrey Ross, who actually had the pleasure

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of meeting many many, many many
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Saturday Show when we were at CBS, and he that was so long ago,

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that was back when he had hair. So I think this is at

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absolutely brilliant on Dustin Lynch's part.
Sometimes you just gotta you gotta hire it

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out, you know, bring somebody
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the job done. And and that's
what he did. He brought in Jeff

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Ross to roast Luke Bryan at his
own concert. So here it is news

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didn't get it, and I've had
one whole year to think about how to

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do this. Hey, I don't
deserve this, the best roaster of all

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time, to roast you in front
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you don't mind me crashing Applia.
It's an honor to introduce Luke Bryant,

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or is I like to call him
the other country singer on TV who wasn't

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hot enough to marry Gwen Stefan.
Luke has a new single out called Southern

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and Slow. Congrats Luke, you're
finally writing something autobiographical. People what a

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Mexican music festival host him by Beavison? But it would look like here it

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is m run away. I'm rolling
Stone's Top one hundred. That's a pretty

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good intro. That's great, and
I love I love the love when he

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says at number one, oh wait
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artists of all time. And I
need to look this up, like I

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need to look this up. Did
did Luke Brian really have an album or

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a single called Southern and Slow?
Because before I even heard this audio,

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I had a very similar thought to
Jeff Ross, which is, so he's

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singing about himself, just like my
thought was, like is the name of

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his book? I mean it's a
pop up, but still it's it's not

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it's ages three enough, it's not. It's not a hard read. That

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is a song by Luke Bryant.
All right, well that see right there.

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Luke Brian had the opportunity to fire
back at Jeff Ross saying, you

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know, because Jeff Ross is saying, well, Southern and Slow's is autobiographical,

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Luke could eat. He said,
well, you know what, Jeff,

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because I'm in the industry, I
know what your next comedy album is

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titled. It's called About to Die. Leave a lot of mystery there,

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Luke. I am not a man
of mystery. I mean I named the

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goddamn song Southern and Slow. You
heard Raj. I'm sorry you heard Rag

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earlier say that monsters show you who
we are. You know, because you

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know because because Rag said Cosby showed
us on The Cosby Show who he was

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right by being a gynecologist in his
own basement. Right yep, Yes,

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I would like to I would like
to tell you that I was actually Cosby's

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best patient understudy. Why are you
going to the look? Why are you

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going to the college? Just what? You know? What rat Sometimes you

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just gotta there's there's not another feeling
quite like the cold steel of the stirrups?

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What were you if you don't mind? What were you getting checked out?

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Because let a man going to a
guy of college just doesn't really make

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a lot of sense. Buddy,
Well, you know what, we all

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got secrets, and I'm really tempted
to tell you about my other one.

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You know that urban legend that ran
around you know, Hollywood for years about

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Jamie Lee Curtis. Yes, yes, uh, yes, I do know

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that the people thought she was a
hermaphrodite, as uh I believe. Yeah,

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So are you are you telling us
uh that that's that's why you were

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visiting the gynecologist. I ain't telling
you ship. I'm just saying people got

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secrets, and I'm just like everybody. But I also have I got to

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collegees was a TV doctor. You're
in the Treehouse. Visit us online at

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Treehouse on air dot com. I
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of those like little face things of
Luke Bryan's face with the mouth cut out

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of it, so you just kind
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great impression. Who knew you could
do that? That's my time out to

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talk to Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing.
Give them a call for any and all

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of your plumbing once and needs to
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thirty eight thirty eight, just like
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DFW Roofing and Restoration, because they
like, hey, I'm pretty sure we

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got a leak. They couldn't find
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and that was you. It was
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The Treehouse are gonna know before Carrie
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yet because she wasn't home. So
we went into the house, we played

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with the dog. We found the
leak, so I thought because I wasn't

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there, but based on what she
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had a water slab lake. Come
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on tests. There's no water leak, but they were able to determine that

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her dishwasher was leaking at the motor
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we do is we look at anything
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you might have any damage, so
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think that can be repaired. I
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a really good place, in my
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licensed plumber to back it up.
We all call each other for the help.

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if there's any more you know,
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hard freezes that are going to happen. But if they do, called Brooks

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There are a couple of really good
news stories I wanted to share with

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you guys today, and uh,
in true Treehouse fashion, I cannot physically

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share those with you without doing birthdays
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we're gonna kind of speed through the
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to these other things. Birthdays is
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We just have an end game here. Today is day January twenty sixth,

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twenty twenty four. Birthdays today.
Sasha Banks is thirty two. She

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is a coscar Reeves on the Mandalorian
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Depillo from Chicago, med thirty three. Mantitao, former NFL player, also

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thirty three today. I remember him
as a linebacker from the Chargers, and

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I didn't realize until today that he
actually played for the Saints for a short

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while, which I feel bad for
that guy because I did not know he

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played for the Saints. But I
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the worst catfish victims of all time, because when I think of man Tyiteo,

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that's unfortunately what I remember. I
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the phrase, right, wasn't that
That's where they came up with the term

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cat fishing. I don't know if
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I guess if you want to label
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was was he in on it?
I don't. Here's the Here's why I

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don't know. It's because it was
the only the only way they found out

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was a Twitter account. Is his
girlfriend had died from cancer and it never

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met her, but they were deeply
in love. It wasn't allowed to go

406
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to the funeral because the family wanted
their own privacy. And then she he

407
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dedicated the last game of the season, Notre Dame, to her, and

408
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prior to him suiting up for that
game, his coach went, hey,

409
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just so you know, she just
tweeted, So that's how they found it.

410
00:33:51.279 --> 00:33:54.640
She had forgot to remove him from
the Twitter account, so she just

411
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sent out a tweet about something,
you know, innocuous or baseless or whatever

412
00:34:00.240 --> 00:34:04.839
it was, and it just that
flagged the Notre Dame head coach, just

413
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to let you know your dead girlfriend's
alive, and then I really feel like

414
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that's something you wait to tell the
player after the game. Well, it

415
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was also it was a dead Spin
investigation will well because of the It was

416
00:34:19.159 --> 00:34:22.960
originally because of a leaked not leaked, but tweet that went out from the

417
00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:29.039
dead girl's account. Is how how
it came up. The investigation which revealed

418
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that it was a guy that went
that he had gone to high school with

419
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that was pretending to be a girl. So that's what the investigation uncovered was

420
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that it's a dude who could do
a high pitch because they talked on the

421
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phone every night and so he was
he went on some show either when Maury

422
00:34:47.199 --> 00:34:51.960
or some show like that where he
was, she was he whatever was behind

423
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the screen. A very special episode
of Maury. This is not your girlfriend.

424
00:34:58.920 --> 00:35:02.199
We have the results. This is
a dude. But he was like

425
00:35:02.239 --> 00:35:06.679
behind the screen and it was like
they were talking to and she did the

426
00:35:06.880 --> 00:35:08.880
he did the voice, and the
reveal happened. It was it was a

427
00:35:08.880 --> 00:35:12.039
guy that he had gone to high
school that had a crush on him.

428
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Clearly, Roj. You know a
lot about man Tito. How many career

429
00:35:15.039 --> 00:35:17.719
tackles does he have? Well,
he couldn't tackle this one head on.

430
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But uh, I don't know the
only reason I know all of this is

431
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my buddy Mark ag covered it.
I remember Mark Mark, Oh yeah,

432
00:35:29.960 --> 00:35:36.480
I love he was covering. He
was working for the h Star Telegram and

433
00:35:36.519 --> 00:35:38.480
I think they covered that story and
he was helping. Oh good for him

434
00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:43.360
because usually he got stuck on like
the schoolboard crap. Yeah, I mean,

435
00:35:43.519 --> 00:35:45.159
but he was. He didn't even
get this wasn't his. He was

436
00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:49.079
just helping the person that was writing
the story, gotcha. He was like,

437
00:35:49.400 --> 00:35:52.360
So we'd hang out, like you
know, after shows, But dude,

438
00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:53.480
you won't believe what happened. Then
he would tell me all the man

439
00:35:53.480 --> 00:35:58.159
Tito stuff. That's where and then
that's where the TV show came out.

440
00:35:58.599 --> 00:36:02.280
Got that poor guy? Yeah,
other birthdays today. Colin o'donahue, who

441
00:36:02.280 --> 00:36:06.800
plays Captain Hook on ABC's Once Upon
a Time. Forty three, Taylor James,

442
00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:10.199
star of the twenty eighteen Sampson movie
is forty four. Sarah Ruse forty

443
00:36:10.239 --> 00:36:17.559
five from Mom also Impastor and the
Librarian on a Series of Unfortunate Events.

444
00:36:17.960 --> 00:36:23.599
A former basketball star including the Maps, Vince Carter forty seven, Andrew Ridgeley,

445
00:36:24.360 --> 00:36:29.960
the surviving member of Wham is sixty
one, Wayne Gretzky the Great One

446
00:36:30.039 --> 00:36:36.559
is sixty three, Ellen DeGeneres sixty
six, and let's see know what of

447
00:36:36.960 --> 00:36:45.679
Scott glenn Is eighty five and just
a bit outside Bob Yucker still kicking at

448
00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:52.440
ninety. Wow. Yeah, that's
wild, Okay, Nindy, all right?

449
00:36:52.239 --> 00:37:01.119
Groundhog Day is coming up right?
Sure? If PETA had its way

450
00:37:01.480 --> 00:37:07.800
people for the ethical treatment of animals, what if they were successful in getting

451
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:15.280
punk Satani Phil replaced with a giant
gold coin that someone would flip instead of

452
00:37:15.719 --> 00:37:22.280
you know, asking a abused groundhog? Is it? Is it? Abused?

453
00:37:23.079 --> 00:37:31.599
Is an abused groundhog? I'm gonna
better than most people. Yeah,

454
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and you're one hundred percent right.
And I remember years and years and years

455
00:37:36.400 --> 00:37:39.719
ago when Peter went after the Clydesdales, the Budweiser Clydesdale so was I think

456
00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:44.800
the early eighties, and they went
after them for their being horribly treated.

457
00:37:44.840 --> 00:37:47.800
And then and heyser Bush was like, Uh, okay, we'll just release

458
00:37:47.880 --> 00:37:52.880
a real quick video and show you
where these guys live. And it turned

459
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:58.840
into it turned into a decades long
U storyline, ads, Yeah about how

460
00:37:59.000 --> 00:38:02.079
well they live. Some pretty sure
punks a Tony Phil. You know,

461
00:38:02.119 --> 00:38:06.639
he's I bet he's got a righteous
pad. I bet he's doing just fine.

462
00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:08.719
I bet they feed him well and
they bathe. I read somewhere that

463
00:38:08.920 --> 00:38:13.719
in the off season, because his
off season is every day except February.

464
00:38:13.719 --> 00:38:17.519
Second, he's he's kept in a
cage in a library or something. It's

465
00:38:17.559 --> 00:38:21.119
like, well, that's not so. I mean, okay, that's kind

466
00:38:21.119 --> 00:38:25.800
of that's kind of that kind of
sucks. I guess it would suck if

467
00:38:25.800 --> 00:38:34.000
he can't read. He's a voracious
readers, that's why this cage is in

468
00:38:34.079 --> 00:38:37.320
a library. But I would assume
like they would just kind of let him

469
00:38:37.360 --> 00:38:42.599
out and like run free. I
don't know why they would keep him in

470
00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:45.280
a cage in a library. That
would suck. I mean maybe a gold

471
00:38:45.320 --> 00:38:50.320
coin. There might be a better
thing, like let the poor kid out.

472
00:38:50.039 --> 00:38:52.880
I don't know. It's a show. They have to they have to

473
00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:54.400
do the show. They have to
show the groundhog. They do the whole

474
00:38:54.440 --> 00:38:58.840
thing, and you know it's and
it's also good for that. It's also

475
00:38:58.880 --> 00:39:01.400
good for that town's economy, and
it was good for the economy before the

476
00:39:01.440 --> 00:39:06.079
Bill Murray movie came out. Did
they still air it when it happened?

477
00:39:06.119 --> 00:39:07.360
I know they used to a long
time ago. They would have like all

478
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:12.400
the media would go down and cut. I think so, yeah, okay,

479
00:39:12.400 --> 00:39:15.119
because I haven't seen it a long
time. But last time I saw

480
00:39:15.159 --> 00:39:20.239
it, I believe Al Roker was
there. I think it's one of those

481
00:39:20.280 --> 00:39:22.960
that you probably haven't seen the last
couple of years because of COVID. But

482
00:39:22.199 --> 00:39:28.679
oh, okay, uh is it
was it big Al Roker? Really like

483
00:39:28.880 --> 00:39:30.800
grossly thin Al Roker? It was? It was? It was bigger Al

484
00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:35.239
Roker. Okay, so this was
like the nineties. No, I think,

485
00:39:35.280 --> 00:39:37.719
I just I want to say it
was. It's hard, it's hard

486
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:40.719
to It's hard to figure out what
year is, what by what weight Al

487
00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:44.199
Roker is. It's kind of like
Oprah. It's hard to track because they

488
00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:45.840
had so many ups and downs.
You know. Yeah, I can always

489
00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:49.519
tell what part of the you know, eighties it was by Luther Vandros.

490
00:39:49.599 --> 00:39:57.199
I'm like, oh, early eighties, big fellow, all right. And

491
00:39:57.400 --> 00:40:00.159
the other thing I want this is
a very important question I need to ask

492
00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:01.920
the two of you. Okay,
So I want you to clear your minds

493
00:40:02.719 --> 00:40:08.440
and I want you to give an
honest answer here. I don't want you

494
00:40:08.639 --> 00:40:13.280
to fear any judgment, but I
want you to keep in mind there will

495
00:40:13.320 --> 00:40:15.679
be judgment based on your answer.
But I don't want you to be afraid,

496
00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:20.039
but I want you to still give
an honest answer. Okay, Okay.

497
00:40:20.559 --> 00:40:27.960
Do you fart on planes? Yes? Yeah, an aster in the

498
00:40:28.000 --> 00:40:31.400
bathroom or just like randomly in your
seat in the plane, not in the

499
00:40:31.440 --> 00:40:37.519
bathroom. No, thank you,
Raj. You are a good person.

500
00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:47.800
Trey, Well, I'm honest to
God not surprised. So the reason I

501
00:40:47.880 --> 00:40:52.880
asked you this is because someone posted
online recently about I think it was on

502
00:40:52.960 --> 00:40:59.000
Reddit where they said there was a
flight there was an American Airlines flight and

503
00:40:59.039 --> 00:41:05.199
there was a guy who farted very
loudly and kept doing so to annoy people,

504
00:41:06.159 --> 00:41:12.079
and then arguments started and eventually the
guy gets kicked off the plane.

505
00:41:13.639 --> 00:41:19.519
So my question to you is this, Trey, When you fart on a

506
00:41:19.559 --> 00:41:27.039
plane, are you doing it to
inflict harm upon your fellow passengers or and

507
00:41:27.280 --> 00:41:31.639
I'm offering you an out here,
or are you throwing out a test poot

508
00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:36.400
to see if it's gonna stink.
Because if it doesn't stink, then you

509
00:41:36.880 --> 00:41:39.360
can just let it rip the whole
flight. But if it is an atrocious

510
00:41:39.400 --> 00:41:45.639
stink bomb, then you only do
it once. If it's if it'sn't going

511
00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:52.079
to be an atrocious stink bomb,
I go to the bathroom and you leave

512
00:41:52.079 --> 00:41:57.199
it as a surprise for the next
person. Well it's but if I just

513
00:41:57.519 --> 00:42:00.400
now, yeah, I guess I'll
do a little bit of a test run

514
00:42:00.039 --> 00:42:04.920
just to make sure. But you
know, typically typically you know, if

515
00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:08.679
if you're you know, gonna be
stinkier than normal on any given day.

516
00:42:08.719 --> 00:42:14.119
And ah, so yeah, mainly
just you know, hopefully people don't hear

517
00:42:14.159 --> 00:42:16.760
it. I'm not that kind of
monster that you know, I want people

518
00:42:16.800 --> 00:42:24.280
to hear it. So, so
you are capable of shame? Yeah,

519
00:42:24.280 --> 00:42:30.159
I guess so are you? Are
you thinking about all the times you've done

520
00:42:30.159 --> 00:42:32.480
it? Is that why that?
Well, you kind of give it a

521
00:42:32.480 --> 00:42:36.079
test run, make sure no one's
gonna hear it, and then if it's

522
00:42:36.119 --> 00:42:37.679
you know, providing you're not stinking
up the cabin or anything, then it

523
00:42:37.800 --> 00:42:42.440
just you know, it's kind of
fun. You realize what that makes you,

524
00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:50.119
right, that makes you a fart
sniper? Yes, because the damage

525
00:42:50.199 --> 00:42:53.599
will be will be smelled and felt, but you will not be seen.

526
00:42:57.039 --> 00:43:00.599
I said, if they're if they're
really, if they're mud difference. I

527
00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:05.760
go to the bathroom and no one
will know where the shot came from.

528
00:43:05.960 --> 00:43:14.039
Is the fart ninja? Now fart
bombs and he's out. That's not to

529
00:43:14.079 --> 00:43:15.719
say, you know, I won't
weigh a trail of stink going to the

530
00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:21.960
bathroom, but oh you'll crop dust. Yeah, he'll crop dust on the

531
00:43:21.960 --> 00:43:23.880
way there. Okay, that is
uh see look at the smile on his

532
00:43:23.920 --> 00:43:30.880
face. I know it's you know, you gotta find joyce somewhere. Well,

533
00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:38.719
un ironically Treys is in the asshole. Yeah, but it's things going

534
00:43:38.760 --> 00:43:57.760
out. Whatever you do in that
that airplane laboratory. It still makes me

535
00:43:57.800 --> 00:44:04.519
a member of the Mile High Club
so well. Not only does that conclude

536
00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:09.639
the safety portion of this flight,
it also concludes this episode, this Friday

537
00:44:09.679 --> 00:44:14.320
episode of the Trios. I don't
know about you, guys, but I

538
00:44:14.360 --> 00:44:21.639
had a lot of fun up until
we learned too much about Trey. You

539
00:44:21.679 --> 00:44:27.320
asked, You're right, It's there
was a K and asked, right see

540
00:44:27.360 --> 00:44:32.920
you asked. I think you asked. I think I think both can be

541
00:44:32.960 --> 00:44:38.639
true. Here We'll see you next
time in the Trios. Feel