It's Friday!!! #23 | Who Says You Can't Go Back?

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Welcome inside the Treehouse. It's time
to leave your worries outside. Join me

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Daniel Malley, Tory Trenholm and Raj
Sharma for a always special Friday edition of

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the Treehouse to make you happy,
Raj. Every time between between football and

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Friday, Like, I don't know
what, it just makes me. Yeah,

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the Treehouse, the Treehouse Football Podcast, and then the Friday episode and

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then Monday's just Monday. Yeah.
I like, I had a little broke

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on that Friday and that football you
gave. Oh I did, didn't I

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There's been a while since I've tried
that. Oh, maybe we can add

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that to our guest list for next
week's five Days a Week Treehouse, super

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Week or Stupid Bowl Week, whichever
we've decided on. Because one of the

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things that's hysterical to me about the
Super Bowl, especially on the radio side

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of things, is radio row at
the Super Bowl. Now, granted we've

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never been. When we were on
the radio, we didn't go. There

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was no reason for us to go
because we were not a sports station.

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Back when I worked at the Fan, they barely put us up at the

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Hampton End in San Antonio for training
camp. They sure as shit weren't sending

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us to the super Bowl the way
that they do now, because that was

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back, you know, two thousand
and nine ten. Anyway, my point

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is when radio shows they go to
Radio Row, they get all these big

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name guests. But all these big
name guests are hawking some of the most

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random products that they could get their
bank accounts attached to. So you'll get

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some guy who's like on the edge
of the Hall of Fame, but because

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he's not quite in the Hall of
Fame, but everyone knows who he is,

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he's going to get some really cool
uh you know, Amazonian for a

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super food juice product endorsement for the
Super Bowl. That he's got a hawk

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up and down Radio Row. So
in order for us to compete with that,

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I think it's important that we bring
on our own big name guests next

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week, and that would include people
like I'm Luke Bryant, h which no

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one else is gonna have. It
could it could all possibly be, even

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though I haven't even attempted the impersonation
in years, Hombro call Nightly News.

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That's about as much as I can
get out of that. Christopher Walking might

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make an appearance in the Treehouse,
absolutely he's he's promoting his new line of

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chicken shoes. I would imagine,
I would imagine Christopher walking in the classic

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Saturday Night Live bit where he says
and that he's got a fever and he

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needs more of something. It wasn't, in fact, cow Bell, it

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was rage. What do you think
it would be shoes made from chickens?

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No, No, that's that's like
a fifteen year old bit that only you

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and I get. We'll have to
explain that at some point. But no,

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it's it's he's got a fever and
he needs more Treehouse. Oh,

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there you go. I like that
should be we can make that a shirt.

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I like it. That's great.
Oh so I think, I think.

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And then also maybe we could get
Morgan Freeman to narrate our our five

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Our Treehouse Super Weak, which of
course would be done by Aaron Aport.

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Yes, and then perhaps we can
get to Trey doing some impersonations of his

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mother. Big things planned next week
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on Air for the Treehouse Super Week
or Stupid Week whatever we'll figure out in

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the meantime. It is Friday for
today, and they're trying to recall what

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exactly it was that got us started
today. Oh that right, I remember,

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Raj. Why is it that your
neighbors hate you? Oh? I

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don't think they hate me. I
posted a very it was a very sweet

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gesture on on my neighbor's party.
The next next Our neighbors are Pakistani Indian.

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We're not to get along is what
I posted. And I was walking

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with dog and they have people that's
been a regional crisis that could boil over

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into a global crisis at a yeah
time. And I they were you know

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sometimes I'll have people come over for
like Sunday prayers or whatever, and they

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were cooking, and I just how
could you tell? Oh? Yeah,

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I was like that smells incredible.
And I happen to see the guy,

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the husband, and I said,
you know, I go I don't know

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what you guys are making up there, but it smells incredible, and he

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goes, oh really. I was
like, yeah, absolutely, And about

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eleven PM, I got a knock
on my door. I believe this was

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fri It's Saturday because they were cooking
for Sunday, so I think it was

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Saturday night. And uh it was
beautiful food. It was a ground chicken

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curry and then some potatoes and a
very nice sweet dish, and I indulged.

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And I have been sick ever since. I'm not stopped. So it

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seems like the regional crisis of India
and Pakistan has has carried over into Addison.

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It's relocated into my belly, inflamed
your southern border and sometimes the northern.

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So I did wake up last night
and I was like, oh,

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I think I have to vomit now. And uh, that's also that's that's

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called nuclear proliferation rash, yes,
and I was like, I, I

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it's not it's not it's not good
either direction. It's but I have I'm

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I'm very proud of myself because this
is the longest I have gone without getting

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sick. So how long is that
now? No, I mean this just

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just the show. Seven minutes is
how long I have gone without without getting

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sick. And now I I also, you know, have a weekend of

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shows here in town, so I
have to be at least well enough to

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do those. But yeah, it's
not that I don't think they eat me.

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I just think they accidentally gave me
food poison accidentally. Yeah, a

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special dish they just you yeah,
you know what you know what that dish

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is called Trey the Sphinx. I
mean it was it was eleven pm.

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Uh it was. I was like, this is uh, I know,

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you guys are cooking for the next
day for your guests, and I don't

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know if it just sat out for
too long. And then they were like,

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oh, we got to go give
it to that guy because she said

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she tried to come by before and
I wasn't home, which was not true.

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I did not I haven't left,
so I was just probably asleep and

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at eleven PM that's when. So
I don't know if it was sitting out.

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It wasn't cold, so I know
it wasn't the fridge, and I

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don't know how many hours it takes
before chicken can spoil so Trey. I

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mean, I think you because you're
in that business. I don't know how

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long it can sit out, set
out for a while. It's the fecal

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matter that'll really yeah, the secret. Yeah, you can't. You can't

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make your curry in the toilet.
I don't care if the size and the

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shape of the commode seem convenient.
You just can't make the curry in the

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toilet. Toilet curry. Toilet curry. Toilet curry sounds like something they make

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in Indian prison here. You got
toilet wine over there. Toilet curry,

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that's yeah. But I have I
five o'clock this morning, five o'clock this

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morning, I was up and I
was like, oh yeah, still gotta

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do that thrown up thing. And
it hasn't stopped, luckily. Just what

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all of a sudden, That Applebee's
date Night pass sounds pretty good, doesn't

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it. Did you see you'd prefer
the toilet curry. Okay, toilet curry

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over all. You can eat riblets
from the Applebee. Did you see the

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story of those sold out? They
sold those out in like two minutes.

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Yeah, I I saw that,
and then I actually was a friend of

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mine. She has a younger son
who's super athletic kid very so he eats

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quite a bit and they usually do
sushi and I was like, you should

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go to Applebee's. It's like why
and I was like, fourteen ninety nine

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all you can eat, and she
thought it was kidding. She's like,

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are you making this up? And
I was like, absolutely not. And

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that's where they went. Yeah,
the story that when it first came out

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a couple of weeks ago, it
was the Applebee's announced their date night pass

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leading up to Valentine's Day, and
we of course made fun of it.

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It's two hundred bucks and you could
save thirteen hundred dollars having date night at

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Applebee's once per week for an entire
year, and we made fun of it

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rightfully. So now we hear that
it sold out in like two minutes,

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so it's obviously a good deal that
people want to jump in on it.

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And when we made fun of it
a couple of weeks ago, Raj,

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if I remember correctly, you said, if you're having date night at Applebee's,

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you're cheating on your wife. Well
after hearing that it sold out in

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two minutes, I would like to
add on to that if you are having

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date night at Applebee's. She's cheating
on you too. Yeah, you're in

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start out with a weird question for
you today. Have you ever found bats

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when you've been doing a roof inspection? Bats? Wow? No, I

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have not. I think from my
understanding. You know that's going to be

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mostly probably southern or central Texas area. I could see that happening often in

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that area. I know when we
vacation down there. That's a very common

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theme. I just saw an article
the other day that the bats were actually

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so cold that they were going into
hibernation and freezing and kind of like the

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the a couple of years ago in
Florida were doing the same thing. These

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bats were freezing and they were falling
down to the ground. Oh, people

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were thinking they were dead, so
they were kicking them and different things like

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that, and everybody's like, no, don't, don't touch them. Once

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it gets warming out, they'll wake
back up and they'll be able to hopefully

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fly away if they haven't broken a
wing or anything on the way down.

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Not around here, I've seen.
I don't see any bats around here.

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We do have a couple of bats
that apparently have weaseled their way into the

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space between I guess the wood portion
of our roof and the metal galvanized part,

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which I'm stunned by because the gap
is minuscule, and they will wake

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my wife up like you would not
believe. They have little bat parties.

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Bat parties. That's a popular thing. I remember that back in the eighties.

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plus of course COOKEDFW, roofing and
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thing I thought about with the Applebee's
Date Night pass. I also realized that

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because okay, let me start over, the apple Bee's Date Night Pass sold

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out in about a minute. And
the new realization I had was that if

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you're out for the Applebee's date night. I imagine the date night sex you

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have will also be about a minute. I like, how you're you think

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people have sex after Applebee's, Well
not maybe not if they're doing the all

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you can eat Yeah that's what I
Yeah, but you know, you don't

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play a bone after a buffet.
I think they're also if they're also doing

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the two dollars Margarita's with their eight
night pass, then now that's that's where

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the magic could happen, right.
Yeah, Now, if you're in,

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if you're if you're in for you
know, the Applebee's marks, then you're

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probably gonna have some some sloppy sex, uh and you'll probably be slinging around

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some spinded chartichoke dip in the process. But if you're going the the all

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you can eat route, I just
don't understand. And I'm sure there are

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people that do it. I'm not
one of them. How you can gorge

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yourself at any buffet and then afterwards
think you know what I need? Now?

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You know, it depends on like
if you're like, hey, we're

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we're frugal and we just did this
and I save thirty percent off this date

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night. If they're on board with
like, you know what, for for

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all of the the buffalo wings we
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That's you're you're on the same page. That chicken wing is not the last

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bone you're gonna get. I'm ashamed
of myself. But to make sure she

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brusures her teeth before she gives you
some world though vice versa. Oh because

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the buffalo sauce. Yeah, So
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like we're very frugal people and uh, and that's what turns you on

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is a deal, then I could
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if you're just taking a date to
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that's the last date, right,
Like you don't go your first date is

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also your last date. That's what
I'm saying. Like you like, where

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do you want to meet? And
you type in and you text back Applebee's

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and I'm sure the next message is
seriously and you're like yeah, and these

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these people have already like hey have
committed to this plan. Let me just

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see how this turns out. And
then you go to the Applebe's and go,

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Okay, well, I'm never going
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think that's fair. You can go
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it was take the riblets home.
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a riblet is. I keep saying
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called. It's it's it's rib nuggets, that's what it is. Oh,

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no, rib nuggets. That sounds
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That's all it is. It's just
some sauce. But when you say

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you talk about, you know,
going Applebe's and you never see him again.

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Are you talking about like, all
right, you're gonna have date night.

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They're a drunk, nasty you know, Saxon, you're never gonna see

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each other again. Or are you
talking about like it puts the lotion on

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its skin type you're never going to
see someone again. Yes, except in

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Ra's version of the story, it
puts the riblet sauce on this it marinates,

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or else it gets the spinach r
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all right? Today is Freddie February
second, twenty twenty four. Happy Groundhog

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Day. It might be more winter, it might not. I don't know

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if when they flipped the groundhog,
if they said heads or tails and what

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came up. Frankly, I don't
think it's I think the last time I

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saw the statistic whatever, the people
you know that handle Pucksatani Phil and say

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whether it's six more weeks of winter
or whatever, or it's not. It's

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only accurate like thirty something percent of
the time anyway, So it doesn't matter

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what they said. It's still it's
just an event. People do it.

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It's for show and they don't really
know until something happens. Well, it's

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seventy three in Dallas, sot's let's
hope for this mo this weather for the

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rest of the year, that would
be that would be perfect. Ain't gonna

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happen. But it's nice too.
It's nice to dream, absolutely all right.

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So once again, Friday, February
second, twenty twenty four, heavy

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Groundhog Day. Heels like we just
did that. Birthday is today we are

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looking at She plays Ramona Gibblert on
Fuller House. Sony Bringus is twenty two.

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At least I hope that's how she
pronounces her name, because otherwise it's

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bring Ass. So yeah, that's
when you used the first pronunciation and not

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the second one. That's when you
change your last name. And it's bring

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ass. Yeah. I've seen many
people with last names like that, and

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I have immediately thought you can change
that. Yeah. Yeah. I met

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a guy at one of the clubs
in Oklahoma City to go what's your name?

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And he goes Dick and I go, I mean Richard. Yeah,

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but you chose Dick, like you
can go by Richard. He's like,

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uh, yeah, but my dad
was Richard and I was like, oh,

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and he named you Dick. So
so because your dad was Richard,

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you were only left with Dick.
Go by the full name, go by

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Richard, go by rich by Shard
would be better than going by Dick.

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And if someone said Shard, what
kind of a name is that? Short

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for Richard or long for Dick,
and then they would get I get it.

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I can see why you chose long
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That's gonna be the takeaway from this
episode. I'm I'm contemplating making it the

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the episode title we are we are
not too big for a clickbait headline or

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a title hundred percent the Friday episode
number twenty two. I think something like

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that Friday number twenty two, long
for Dick. I feel good Other birthdays

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today jim at Archerton is thirty eight. She's a British actress from films like

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Prince of Persia, Hansel and Gretel
Witch Hunters, which was kind of fun.

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I watched that. It's Netflix and
it was the Pandemic. Yeah,

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of course I did. I watch
almost everything. She was also in justin

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Timberlake's Runner Runner. Oh. She
was also the bond girl in Quantum of

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Solace, naked and dripping with oil
when she died. So that's her.

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Shakira Shakira turns forty seven, former
drummer from The Counting Curls Been Maze is

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fifty three from STP's Don't Tiple Pilots. Robert Daleo or DeLeo. I always

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forgot to say that he is fifty
eight today. And Christy Brinkley, she

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turns seventy, wow and seventy years
old and still looks like an SI Swimsuit

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model, which her daughter is now
by the way, her daughter was in

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the twenty eighteen SI Swimsuit issue.
And her name I believe is Solar Sailor

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Sailor Solar'd dumb solo. It's celebrities, they have weird names and that they

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probably named the kid Shard, long
for Dick. You know. The problem

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is, though, if you go
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I was like, that's not short
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name. That's short. Oh shar
gotcha Okay. And finally, Lieutenant Commander

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Data on Star Trek, the next
generation Brent Spiner is seventy five. Today.

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There are your celebrity birthdays inside the
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I did mention obviously that the Applebee's
Date Night pass sold out in two

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minutes and also crashed their website.
In addition to that, some other lovely

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pieces of news include a man who
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it was time for him to do
his breath test or you can just call

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that. Meanwhile, in Florida,
this is actually Australia. This is Australia,

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the international Florida. It's where we
would send Florida if we could.

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That's what that's how Australia came to
be. Britain had their version of Florida

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and sent them all to Australia.
Yeah yeah, And and and good on

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him because cocaine's very, very hard
to find in Australia. And I know

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this because my ex wife is Australia
and all of her friends whenever they come

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to LA, that's the first thing
they asked for it. Where's Ramins Chinese

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theater? And where can we get
cooked? So I'm like, I don't

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know why you think I would know
the latter, but one of them did

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say, He's like, uh,
you know where? Do you know where

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to get it? I was like, you don't get this physique, bye,

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you don't. You don't get this
belly by being on cocaine. That

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doesn't. That doesn't happen. There
are there are very few cocaine addicts that

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that were able to maintain the sloppy
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uh so good on him for And
it's very expensive. It's like three hundred

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and fifty dollars a gram in Australia. So that's why he wanted the police

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officer to safeguard it. Take this
place to me, you to it,

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get it later. You're in the
treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse on

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air dot com two one four at
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is the phone number four Brooks Plumbing, Brooks Plumbing for any and all of

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your plumbing wants and needs. And
now joining us inside the treehouse is of

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course Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing and Jacqueline, I know that you are a busy,

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busy woman, you are a titan
of the plumbing industry. But that

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also means you have to balance it
out with a little knee time, a

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little Jacqueline time. So you're doing
that by doing the parade in New Orleans.

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I am it'll be my fourth year
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kind of Marti gra The history of
Marti Gras is that it's actually privately funded

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by the individuals that are on the
parade float. So each group, each

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parade that you see, consists of
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is like a private club. It's
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pay dues to join, and your
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So they build the floats with your
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that pull the floats go into that
and then everything that gets through our own

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off of the parade float is privately
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I just love it. I think
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is my fourth year doing it.
It's very hard to get into these clubs,

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but they're very cool. There's a
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of them. So they'll have some
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all men, some that are all
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before and that's just insane. First
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else. They have some that are
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See of all the times I've been
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experienced Marty gra plenty of other stuff, but not Marty Gras. Now I

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did do for a number of years
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the radio station, the Greenville Avenue
Saint Patrick's Day Parade, and I wish

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that we could do that again and
make sure we have you and everyone from

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Brooks Plumbing on the float, so
we could all throw out Brooks Plumbing lead

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pipes into the crowd with your name
number website right into the audience. It

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would be a magical, magical day
maybe someday again. If you want not

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to be hitting ahead by a lead
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call the number. It's really easy. Two one four three six eight thirty

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for any and all of your plumbing
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anybody else. That is, of
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not too big or not too above
the idea of pumming of plumbing puns.

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There we go. So give Brooks
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those plumbing wants and needs. Two
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eight. That's two one four,
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or the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot
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in your tub with you know,
the the rubber ducky in a compromising position,

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they there's no judgment. They will
come help you out, will they?

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Yeah? Absolutely, Oh that's a
yeah, that's full service. That's

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nice. Nice to know if you
have a duck there. Look, if

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if I said, Rubbert, they
have to then we have control. They

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have they're they're they're a service oriented
company, but they still have ethics.

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I meant rubber duck when I said
I just realized what I was like,

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Oh I didn't put the rubber in
front of it. Oh yeah, or

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even worse, it's a duck in
no, no, it's just that's an

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applebe's date night. That's a special
Ducklets this will all make a lot of

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sense to you, Raj. Once
i'd tell you who sent me this story.

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There was a uh this is this
is no surprise. Yes, it

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happened in Florida. At a certain
point, it kind of becomes I don't

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know, old hat or just okay, it's another Florida story, but this

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is a good one. Naked woman
inconvenience store rampage. M hmm. Yeah,

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a again it is Florida, but
it look if this stuff happened in

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uh, you know, Arizona,
it would still garner attention, it would

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still make the news. But It's
just a continuing thread of things that that

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only seemed to happen. And is
it? Is it because opioids are so

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readily available in Florida? Is that
what it is? Like? I can't

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figure out like why, like who
makes that decision? You know, this

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case, in this case, they're
I think they're mainly citing alcohol. Police

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alleged that Celia Barrett, thirty five, caused a drunken disturbance on Sunday at

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a racetrack in Saint Petersburg, Florida. Yeah. Uh, To give you

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a little more detail on this situation, a naked woman wielding a sharp edged

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vegetable peeler threatened convenience store workers,
destroyed a red bull display, and masturbated

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in front of sheriff's deputies before being
taken into custody on a variety of criminal

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charges in Saint Petersburg, Florida.
Can we go ahead? And can we

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go ahead and stop the show?
Now? Why? The story reminds me

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of an excellent decoll True Love Never
Never dies. It just moved to St.

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Petersburg. Oh my god, we
will see you next week for the

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five days a week plus the day
after the Super Bowl special event inside the

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treehouse. Treehouse, super stupid week. That's not bad. Oh yeah,

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I stumbled over something. Clever,
I will. I will make a note

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of that in my book. We
will see you for that big week next

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week, right here inside the treehouse